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a58969 No.14420222

baba2a No.14420230

File: 9d7ca74a4458aec⋯.jpg (33.71 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 4Mii.jpg)

I thought this piece of shit was already out


6af44d No.14420239

Kill anyone who buys Ubishit.


7e5131 No.14420242

File: b4bff15eeaf1844⋯.png (364.46 KB, 1280x1016, 160:127, raven-beertits.png)

>>14420230

I forgot that it even existed


f31a81 No.14420243

>>14420222

Like always?


b4426d No.14420254

File: 968ed95696d7f57⋯.jpg (68.53 KB, 728x409, 728:409, fd1140acde9b9e806e11f2bb2b….jpg)

>>14420222

I have an important question, will I be able to make a cute revolutionaryfu waifu to play as in this?


708003 No.14420265

File: 2986cccd085712c⋯.jpg (19.08 KB, 500x367, 500:367, carlos.jpg)

>>14420254

It will be a far cry from that


501d0f No.14420268

>open world game in a non urbanized part of America

I'd pirate it tbh


be9645 No.14420278

>>14420230

It's been out for 6 years, they're just making another updated re-release.


0c6cbc No.14420282

I thought that game already came out


ef7202 No.14420285

the memes people made about microtransactions have become true.


72138e No.14420301

Honestly I'll probably pirate this and give it a whirl.


ccc565 No.14420313

File: 1b3ac791ca88a82⋯.png (752.22 KB, 722x877, 722:877, imfdbfarcry2.png)

The only reason to care about this game will be IMFDB's snark.


fa241a No.14420353

File: b456f85b4ac77d7⋯.png (170.52 KB, 750x550, 15:11, masked-roll.png)

>>14420222

>Doomsday Prepper Pack

>i.e. Survivalist wears

>in a game where you're sent off to battle a survivalist religious/nationalist cult


ad627c No.14420356

I still haven't played the previous one and the one before that was a joke.


6af44d No.14420378

>>14420353

Social justice faggots were always known for their fetish levels of hypocritical vicariism.


c146bf No.14420394

File: 65862d631cad521⋯.jpg (269.88 KB, 640x2569, 640:2569, makarov.jpg)

>>14420313

it's literally the best thing to happen to the game. farcry 2 is irredeemable shit


b4426d No.14420395

File: 24130cb621aa177⋯.jpg (136.79 KB, 565x560, 113:112, 24130cb621aa177a8aaa25f008….jpg)

>>14420265

Just for making me laugh carlos, you'll be the last one over the wall after we build it.


01754b No.14420409

File: 50981b4b41f192b⋯.png (73.83 KB, 445x482, 445:482, 50981b4b41f192bc46ea0b24f1….png)

>ubisoft

Too bad hiv isn't nearly as deadly as it used to be, or else this company would be completely understaffed. Damn you modern medicine


e830a9 No.14420413

>doomsday prepper outfit

>first person shooter game

I don't even know what the main character looks like in this though


d4ca3a No.14420443

File: 233cd15f927ffe5⋯.webm (80.83 KB, 512x360, 64:45, not good.webm)


d6a912 No.14420522

>>14420313

Their snark is why I love them so dearly – I've yet to see that kind of snark from anywhere else.


d6a912 No.14420563

File: 6aa631bc4913804⋯.png (319.44 KB, 615x440, 123:88, ClipboardImage.png)


b0a53e No.14420603

>>14420222

Man that shit looks like someone had arts and crafts time with a potato stamp and some cerakote.


f6e8cb No.14420616

File: ae2a90b9e606c89⋯.png (560.03 KB, 610x430, 61:43, lol.PNG)

>>14420563

That editor is the best thing about Far Cry 3 and 4.


aa5fdc No.14420642

>>14420394

>Farcry 2 is irredeemable shit

Has the best stealth out of all the games. And really most games.


beb758 No.14420650

>>14420356

4 was about a thousand times worse than 3, which was actually fun


c146bf No.14420688

>>14420642

>best stealth out of all the games

sure whatever, the original fc doesn't even have functioning stealth so it's not really doing anything amazing here

>most games

no


82b9d5 No.14420695

>>14420222

I got another time saver, & it doesn't cost me $59.99


b0220a No.14420698

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


84c7b7 No.14420748

>>14420642

>Has the best stealth out of all the games. And really most games

That wasn't my experience with it at all.

>crouch

>walk right up to someone looking in my direction

>he doesn't see me

Later

>put on a ghillie suit

>hide in a shrub

>move about 1 inch to the side

>get shot at by some assholes about half a mile away


406f27 No.14420766

What are the chances of this flopping after For Honor turned out to be a failure and Primal was just FC4 re-skinned literally with guns taken away?

What kind of useless sideactivities are we going to have in this game? Collecting minerals and stones?


6af44d No.14420785

>>14420766

I guess it depends on how much Shadman porn they commission this time.


aa5fdc No.14420790

File: 9fd944bc0f31c96⋯.png (2.32 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, fuckingmouse.png)

>>14420688

>most games

<no

The almost all of mission areas have different routes to take in the area. The silenced pistol is pin point sniper accurate, but you can't move bodies, combined with the fact there are a bunch of troops it naturally becomes something you use when you need that is also incredibly reliable, but not something you can abuse (like silent weapons in every other game). Even the silent sniper is super reliable (one hit kill no matter what), but you get 3 shots so you can only really use it for key targets like snipers. Something it has in common with Thief is it isn't slow as shit. You can run in certain situations (sometimes have to, to avoid snipers or patrols), but it's also risky. You have to be smart. Although, in this day and age of Dishonored players who want to teleport everywhere, maybe that's a downside.

>>14420748

I never had the invisible infront of a guard thing happen, but there are 2 massive quirks with stealth in FC2 that you have to play around.

1. Foilage is finicky as fuck for cover. Hide behind walls, cars, etc.

2. Monolithic AI. This was something I actually complained about in a stealth thread without specifying what game and got called a casual, but this really is the most cancerous thing in stealth games that exists. If one AI sees you, even if he doesn't say anything or dies the second he does, they all know where you are. It also makes losing the AI hard as fuck.

Everything else is usually something the player hasn't accounted for, like snipers (who don't have a laser sight) giving your position away.


a0c464 No.14420797

File: 170666e94dfb407⋯.gif (1.23 MB, 212x194, 106:97, TUCKER CARLSON.gif)

File: 6c0eba0076847aa⋯.gif (106.95 KB, 256x192, 4:3, *adjusts coat*.gif)

>>14420222

>first big game set in Montana

>it's about killing negative Montanafolk stereotypes

(((ubisoft))) must go


7adf13 No.14420801

File: 73a95a983045a5e⋯.jpg (74.04 KB, 500x408, 125:102, 1350218253669.jpg)

So how big are we betting this pile of crap will be on release,60? 70?


b73e82 No.14420805

File: 0a1538d6b92726c⋯.jpg (98.29 KB, 768x515, 768:515, 0a1538d6b92726c49622d64d96….jpg)

>>14420801

88 gigs


6af44d No.14420811

>>14420797

Surely there's some deer hunting game out there with a Montana map.


6e4cd0 No.14420818

File: ba644c5fef330f6⋯.jpg (47.21 KB, 500x394, 250:197, bd83397b9bd35676b4f11ab468….jpg)

>this piece of shit is still a month away from release

>still such a long time till I can laugh at the developers while it flops in sales

Not even my normalfag friends who used to play Overmeme religiously are excited about this game.


6af44d No.14420822

>>14420818

In my experience people who care about Blizzard games don't play anything from anyone else anyway.


b0a53e No.14420829

File: bf512175204130b⋯.png (703.77 KB, 1000x807, 1000:807, ben.png)

>>14420797

They better watch out I hear Ben is out and about again.


6e4cd0 No.14420832

File: 6e04038c041640f⋯.jpg (138.39 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 6e04038c041640f826f1d50e58….jpg)

>>14420822

They're also bought nu-Battlefront 2 and tried very hard to get me to play it before forgetting about it after about 3 weeks..


915517 No.14420839

File: c2e246d1a251e4d⋯.jpg (120.63 KB, 962x701, 962:701, bigguy.jpg)

>>14420818

>he knows people who play fapwaitch

Uhhhhhhh


e62f58 No.14420842

>>14420222

Goybuy 59.99


be7acb No.14420854

>>14420222

They have so little faith in this new FarCry that they're giving away a remaster of FarCry 3 for the season pass owners.


6af44d No.14420864

>>14420854

They're also shoving it out during the spring when these games usually come out in fall.


9be0bd No.14420874

File: 999e1653e1b1e34⋯.jpg (109.08 KB, 569x802, 569:802, 999e1653e1b1e34960cef78472….jpg)

>>14420313

Forgot about this site, cheers.


ef3d09 No.14420892

>>14420854

>remaster of a game on the seventh gen

why waste the fucking effort dude


1c0dec No.14420912

People still pay for this?


6af44d No.14420913

>>14420892

I'd be willing to bet most people looking forward to this game were in middle school at the oldest when 3 came out.


ae992e No.14420961

The Ultimate Time Saver pack is actually pretty good. Here are the features:

>don't buy or pirate the game

>don't install it

>don't play it

100% free and saves a lot of time.


0537a6 No.14421628

>>14420222

>Time saver microtransactions

<Time wasting gameplay to encourage sales.


be54e1 No.14421646

>>14420222

>Add bigger terrain to pad time

>Pay 20$ more to speed up travel

>Pay 40$ more to remove gameplay and see the cutscenes only

|

|>

|3

|


81a44f No.14421676

>>14420254

If I ever pirate it I might want to play as hickok45.


ccc565 No.14421830

File: 2bc7ee48fde78e6⋯.jpg (28.77 KB, 320x231, 320:231, firstpersonshooter.jpg)

>>14421676

>playing as an anti-gun fudd who sell rights away because the current target isn't something that interests him


64a0de No.14421836

>>14420313

What's interesting is that imfdb shitposting is ONLY on the Far Cry articles


27b2fd No.14421841

File: 225d585f05835e3⋯.jpg (62.64 KB, 640x853, 640:853, Thinking Cat.jpg)

>>14421830

>constantly asks people to join the NRA in every video

>anti-gun


ccc565 No.14421846

File: 085d011865ad42d⋯.webm (6.09 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nrafraud.webm)

File: 54f68927b0878c2⋯.jpg (151.42 KB, 849x623, 849:623, nralies.jpg)

>>14421841

Yes, exactly.

>>14421836

There are others, it's just most games don't have the sheer volume of shit to mock.


0537a6 No.14421848

>>14421646

>Pay $60 for exclusive skip-to-ending journalist mode


27b2fd No.14421853

File: 276c82c1f1288af⋯.jpg (59.58 KB, 500x887, 500:887, Root Beer.jpg)

>>14421846

How is the NRA anti-gun?


c256f2 No.14421866

File: 8e660c1a4f359b9⋯.jpg (19.21 KB, 487x453, 487:453, sad dk.jpg)

>>14420222

>No sequel to Blood Dragon

Why even live?


ccc565 No.14421873

>>14421836

Forgot to mention: One good example of something with a decent amount is the early Law and Order seasons. The background ESU (New York's SWAT equivalent) officers are extras given prop guns and no instructions on proper handling because they are just props, leading to some really scary behavior by the extras.

>>14421853

That's NRA CEO and Vice President Wayne LaPierre being interviewed in the webm. I should go back and make a version that includes his introduction.


e935aa No.14421878

>>14421853

Not a lot of people know this, but the NRA was responsible for the current gun controls laws we have now. They're the reason why people can't buy automatics or suppressors off the shelves.


ccc565 No.14421907

File: b353ac50ca2edce⋯.webm (7.79 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, nrafraudwithintro.webm)

>>14421836

Actually it's the mid-seasons. SWAT 4 article has some good snark.

>>14421878

http://www.keepandbeararms.com/nra/nfa.htm


abc16a No.14421917

File: f29967a3db2f891⋯.jpg (66.67 KB, 960x536, 120:67, blacklagoon1.jpg)

>>14420265

You're a funny guy Carlos, I like you. It's why I'm going to kill you last.


9be0bd No.14422091

File: 1db7eaa153a0306⋯.png (625.07 KB, 611x609, 611:609, 1432328243333.png)

>>14421830

>huge gun advocate, shoots big and small, semi and auto guns on the regular

>tons of videos about countless different guns and information that rack up hundreds of thousands to millions of views, getting many people to appreciate guns and be pro-gun

>guy is actually anti-gun

this is some 4D chess


d40404 No.14422237

File: 5f5ed9209d9d45a⋯.jpg (56.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 5f5ed9209d9d45a3a0c9970b66….jpg)

>time savers

Wow it's almost as if modern open world game design is just needless padding and empty space with nothing to fucking do.


129aea No.14422246

>>14420222

where can i preorder?


d40404 No.14422251

File: dcabd88f552c3af⋯.jpg (37.89 KB, 650x488, 325:244, gungrabbermutt.jpg)

>>14420254

It's Ubisoft, so if there is character creation you're only going to get to select from a handful of presets that all end up looking like turbodyke amerimutt memes.


3fb224 No.14422335

>Time Savers

I have to state the obvious: if something that makes you spend less time playing can be sold as beneficial, this means the game design is bad.


1ffa82 No.14422409

>>14420222

What has happened to gaming?


57588f No.14422418

>>14422409

It lost its soul.


29311e No.14422421

File: 146896f241fe486⋯.gif (823.23 KB, 500x280, 25:14, Becky.gif)

>It's got time savers

>by not being worth playing

>There, I just saved myself 60 hours


a47f32 No.14422424


b8c012 No.14422431

File: 76dedff342b776d⋯.png (55.18 KB, 217x190, 217:190, 1471744831853.png)


a47f32 No.14422436

>>14422421

The real nightmare here is that there are still people that are going to buy the game, and buy the (((time savers))) multiple times and think nothing of it.


1ffa82 No.14422438

>>14422421

>60 hours

More like four to six.


6e4cd0 No.14422448

File: c8603607e059a74⋯.jpg (171.51 KB, 987x812, 141:116, c8603607e059a74a9321add992….jpg)

>>14422421

If I start a business remotely controlling peoples' computers in order to save them time by playing through the boring parts of various games and saving them time by letting them only play the cool parts of getting through tough boss fights, could it be successful?


29311e No.14422449

>>14422438

>More like four to six.

Is it? I've never played a Far Cry game, but aren't they openworld shit which usually takes 60+ hours to get through?

Or are you implying that it's only got 6 hours of gameplay, and 54 hours of mindlessly wandering about in the wilderness doing nothing between objectives.


a47f32 No.14422460

>>14422448

Aren't there girls whores that soyboys pay to play games with them already? It seems a tough market to enter.


29311e No.14422462

>>14422460

Pretty sure that's a baked in feature for consoles and streaming services these days. You can literally pass control of the game over to someone else remotely and let them play it for you while you still stream, or jackoff, or jackoff on the stream or some shit.


19dd89 No.14422464

>>14422448

Probably not - I would have thought by now there'd be people doing this for tedious Xbox achievements.

Then again, maybe there's space on something like airtasker.


2f148a No.14422480

So the mainstream got wise to the lockbox meme -finally- and their new tactic is f2p mobage speed up mechanics?

As in admitting their game is shit and literally not worth your time?

Sad thing is you KNOW rubes will fall for it and go "s-some of us have actual lives and can't sit in their mothers basement grinding all day!". I know it. You know it.

Ubishit is ubishit after all.


a47f32 No.14422495

>>14422480

To be fair Ubisoft games have been padded garbage with almost no content ever since the first AssCreed. Normalfags lap that shit up, but I doubt FC5 will sell considering everything else Ubisoft has released lately has failed to deliver them the amount of shekels they expected.


2f148a No.14422502

>>14422495

The 'h-how do you do, fellow ….antifa?' marketing hasn't done them any favours.

I mean shit at least EA put out dead space, mirrors edge and titanfall 2 in the last ten years. I cannot name the last good ubisoft game. I'm trying but i cannot remember one.


a47f32 No.14422518

>>14422502

>I'm trying but i cannot remember one.

They all blend together because they're all the same "climb the tower" game. It's actually impressive how they managed to take all these wildly different IPs they have and turn them into AssCreed clones.


4c23c5 No.14422535

File: 956616f8a24ea34⋯.jpg (45.52 KB, 256x320, 4:5, 1352153663010.jpg)

>>14422421

>How to pirate time saving features by anon


ba4e24 No.14422542

I don't give a fuck, I think it looks pretty cool to be quite honest.


6af44d No.14422561

>>14422448

You would killed by chink racketeers within a month.


6aa69b No.14422602

File: a4559927fa5f417⋯.jpg (515.91 KB, 712x872, 89:109, 070C.jpg)

>>14422448

This is illegal aka against EULA.


b2bfdd No.14422655

The shit they're offering doesn't even look good. Like, do they even know what prepping is or what a prepper would want to wear? (No, of course not, because they are numale idiots.)


b2bfdd No.14422657

File: 182cc6fb89b3ffb⋯.jpg (38.22 KB, 576x432, 4:3, coolstory.jpg)

>>14422421

You know full well that we'll get endless FC5 threads when it's out though.


f8b78c No.14422683

>>14422448

>If I start a business remotely controlling peoples' computers in order to save them time by playing through the boring parts of various games and saving them time by letting them only play the cool parts of getting through tough boss fights, could it be successful?

twitch already exists


456c49 No.14422703

>>14422657

I miss initial exodus when we were visibly made up of way wiser posters who blatantly avoided new releases and just wanted to talk about older releases while constantly having shills in our threads.

These days I may just have to go back to /vg/ or, fuck help me, find private forums.


e14aac No.14422829

>>14422703

Its has been this shitty for some time, the second exudos and owndars fucked everything up. Not forgetting the "Redditors Welcome" during GG and media attention in the early months.

its like those studies about migration, the first to get out of the shirhole tends to be wiser ones and rest that follow are of lesser quality


6a6ff8 No.14422842

>>14422449

>60+ hours to get through?

The unique quests and story will be a few hours max.

>54 hours of mindlessly wandering about in the wilderness

More like 54 hours of doing the exact same thing over and over again.


a47f32 No.14422849

>>14422657

And? Why are we not allowed to laugh at a dumpster fire?

>>14422703

You can only talk about the same game so many times before you get sick of it. Do you know why Ace Combat threads die a miserable death despite being some of the most on topic threads, and always featuring polite discussion?

Because everything we had to say about the games has already been said, and we all agree on the same shit.


c85401 No.14422920

Wasn't this game supposed to come out two or three weeks ago? I seem to distinctly remember a February launch date in the trailers.


6af44d No.14422937

>>14422920

Wikipedia says the release was pushed back in December.


b2bfdd No.14422956

>>14422849

People keeping using the "We're just making fun of it!!!" argument and it's never true.


a47f32 No.14422964

>>14422937

Bet you anything it was because Ubisoft panicked and decided to diversify the enemies so they wouldn't all be white and rewrite the story to be less about FUCK DRUMF.

>>14422956

You must be a special kind of retard if you think that. I know reading comprehension can be hard for the mentally challenged, but all /v/ does is shit on games.


8b81a8 No.14422970

I honestly forgot this game was a thing.


f4bc69 No.14423202

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14420222

No offense but how did you people actually enjoy the other Far Cry games? I tried them and the games were fucking hilariously shit.


8c410c No.14423214

>>14422964

>but all /v/ does is shit on games.

way to out yourself cuckchanner


096409 No.14425391

>>14420797

This shit actually pisses me off.

I'm really fearful that this game is gonna make more faggots want to move to Montana.


a603d6 No.14425395

>>14420254

Does it matter if your view is always in first person?


fcffda No.14425410

So this is the power of muh freeze peach


c77ba6 No.14425416

>>14423202

I didn't.

>>14422970

I guess all the shills blew their load too early with all those fucking threads a few months back.


533436 No.14425418

File: 5442653020fda6a⋯.png (298.62 KB, 516x792, 43:66, 59a29df62c9d6c5a923f5e354b….png)

>>14425391

>mfw california hipster faggots taking over bozeman after fleeing their dumpster fire state


a603d6 No.14425423

>>14420222

Btw, what's a "time saver"? Is that in, purchase an item that would otherwise take a while to grind for?


1a941e No.14425424

>>14425418

You could be like some cities in texas, which have banned people from california.


fcffda No.14425428

File: b1bf6111b1ccdd2⋯.png (15.65 KB, 106x211, 106:211, big_guy.png)


b2bfdd No.14425457

>>14422964

First of all what >>14422970 said.

Second, shitting on =/= making fun. Saying that a shit game is shit is not fun, it's redundant. We've seen what happens when you let these threads fester with Undertale, Overwatch and quite a few other titles.


6af44d No.14425461

>>14425418

Unless Montana becomes some low level tech center I don't see the liberal poison being anything but seasonal. Of course they could just go full Colorado and dump off their drug dealers while they stop by.


1a941e No.14425474

File: 119bf564f40929f⋯.png (10.61 KB, 847x465, 847:465, 8f629a04d9c436f66507d807d2….png)

>>14425457

>when you let these threads fester with Undertale

Nigger get out, the fact that game is a super secret banned topic here because of literally 2 shitposters redumping shit over and over is an affront to this board and mark is a faggot cuck for not banning them and letting the threads die naturally.


533436 No.14425482

>>14425461

Montana and Utah are getting a lot of tech companies moving out of California because they have low taxes and cost of living. Unfortunately the hipsters are following them and gentrifying everything. Wherever they go they turn towns and cities into San Francisco. It's sad to watch.


7c6020 No.14425485

>>14425424

If they're commies they're not american.


1a941e No.14425493

>>14425485

No shit, but these retards are predictable and it's easy to criminalize the retarded self destructive shit they're capable of and keep them out of your state's tech companies.


b2bfdd No.14425503

>>14425474

So? There are plenty of other examples. Remember Evolve threads?

If somebody wants to talk about the latest AAA shitshow there's always Reddit. I don't know about you but I'm here to avoid blithering normalfags talking about obvious shit games.


c77ba6 No.14425515

File: 3844eb3913a3a3f⋯.jpg (339.01 KB, 2511x2469, 837:823, 1470445329684.jpg)

>>14425503

What was wrong with the evolve threads?


2ffd14 No.14425588

File: 4ca3d3c02750295⋯.jpg (163.57 KB, 669x937, 669:937, 78195-crystalis-nes-front-….jpg)

>>14422657

I wanted to talk about Crystalis. Anyone want to do a thread on it?


1a941e No.14425595

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>>14425503

Excuse me, nigger, are you attempting to dictate what people are and are not allowed to according to your tastes?


b2bfdd No.14425603

>>14425595

I was under the impression that /v/ is a place that tries to keep itself distanced from the shitshow that is modern gaming. Your lack of standards doesn't change that.


1a941e No.14425627

>>14425603

I will talk about anything in any god damn way I want.


6ce4b0 No.14425645

>>14425603

I'm pretty sure you're just projecting, anon. The E3 threads are always popular come time for it to be reasonably discussed. Happenings in the industry also draw a lot of attention from most of the people on the board.

If you want a recent example just look at Hunt Down the Freeman, discussion about that was fairly popular and the shitshow drew a lot of laughs and memes at the incompetent developers expense. If /v/ truly "distanced" itself from modern gaming none of these things would receive any attention.


e6815c No.14425660

>>14425603

No, faggot. /vee/ is a free place where you can about what you want. If this shithole turns into neoFAG and outright bans discussion of certain games because they're not to the mod's taste, then I'm out of here. It's almost there, though.

A lot of faggots here like to pretend they're above certain games, but the freedom is what Im here for, not epeen.


b2bfdd No.14425661

>>14425645

That is the point I've been arguing all along. There are shitshows you can derive fun from but in most cases the "We're just making fun xD xD" argument is done so people have a reason to shove bullshit like Overwatch oder Evolve down /v/s collective throat.

Talking about AAA trash is fine if there is anything to point at and laugh, it's not fine when people make threads for the sole reason of "Hey look this <AAA trash game> exists!"


5afcb8 No.14425674

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>>14425503

Evolve gave us top tier waifus, so I let it slide


b28a4d No.14425684

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I'm not a big Far Cry fan but I was excited when I heard it would be set in the super rural US. I think that's a cool setting that's underused in video games. From what gameplay I've seen, though, it doesn't even really look like it'll be worth pirating. What a disappointment.


0bd928 No.14425689

>>14420230

I didn't even notice.


6ce4b0 No.14425742

>>14425661

It is a little bit hard to differentiate between the two though. I'd say with overwatch threads it was pretty obvious the people involved unironically liked the pile of shit, but in other cases the threads are just clearly making fun of the game or the people who like it.

That aside though the majority of AAA releases are shit but some are still worth discussing. The new Prey would be a good example. It wasn't a masterpiece by any stretch but it wasn't bad enough to warrant intentionally stifling discussion about it.


beb758 No.14425779

>>14425684

i agree that the setting looks like probably the best part. i'm going to pirate it myself just to see how offensively bad the writing is and how badly they try to shoehorn in their alt-right boogeyman rhetoric; i did the same with farcry 4 and was shocked and pleased by how they tried to make pagan min look like a bad authoritarian and instead made the player and the "good guys" look like insane, drug-running terrorists with min being the voice of reason. it'll be interesting to see how far they miss the point by again


58b7b2 No.14425781

>>14420230

i thought it doesn't come out until 2019.

>>14421841

>negotiating rights away

>good

Which part of

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

Is too difficult to understand?

>>14421853


b28a4d No.14425817

>>14425779

A guy on Youtube I watched just put out a video where he got to play it early and the writing seems bad. All I remember from the video was

>old redneck running for office who keeps complaining about his son and worships Reagan

>one of his lines is something like "If them Obama-lovin' libtards find out I can't look out after my own property I've got no chance in the senate"

>his son is an annoying moron who talks for way too long and introduces himself with "Hey man. Oh sorry I didn't mean to assume your gender or nothin' I just call all my homies dude or man or bro regardless of vagitalia or penile-ness"

>said idiot son tried to join a cult because he wanted free guns and food and cute girls

And he kind of talks like he was ripped out of Borderlands, where you can tell the writers thought it was funny but it just grates on you.


ccc565 No.14425850

>>14425817

>worships Reagan

>worshiping a pro-amnesty gun grabber

I thought they were supposed be conservatives?


b28a4d No.14425860

>>14425850

I guess he's just a leftist's idea of a conservative.

>have to get his campaign van back from the cult

>it has a machine gun mounted on it

>it's named Nancy, "after the greatest first lady to ever grace this nation"

I think he was even cradling a gun when you talk to him. I just want a good open-world game with that sort of setting. It's a nice setting.


6af44d No.14425861

>>14425850

Shh. No depth, only cliches now.


92bd93 No.14425882

>>14425817

I wonder if it's going to be another pagan min situation.


c2e842 No.14426161

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>>14422448

doesn't the ps4 have this feature but no fucking game uses it


c296a7 No.14426241

>lefty revenge porn: the vidya game

The Pagan Min “secret ending” and Amita turning out to be a psycho in FC4 are the only reasons I have to expect any political nuance in FC5


6af44d No.14426254

>>14426241

Don't worry, they already single out the guys responsible for that wrongthink writing and have dealt with him accordingly. Far Cry 5 will have a 100% politically correct narrative.


c146bf No.14426277

>>14426161

That's pretty fucking awesome


486115 No.14426375

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>>14425424

What cities? I need to move there immediately. Dallas is enemy territory now.


c296a7 No.14426423

>>14426375

Are there any major cities in TX that aren’t lost? Between the Californians and New Yorkers being priced out of their states and heading to Texan cities and the illegals the state’s slowly turning purple.


8650f3 No.14426455

>>14426423

As soon as I hit Journeyman in my trade, I'm moving out to the sticks in East Texas. I'm willing to trade some of my standard in living to no longer have to live around these carpetbagging shitheels.


2d1dff No.14426480

>>14426455

What trade anon?


9f5f16 No.14426512

>>14426480

Electrician. I spent my GI-bill good goy shekels on a trade school instead of a university, and I'm so glad that I did. You have to live in the city to do white collar shit, but even rednecks need some help with their wiring from time to time.


6af44d No.14426573

>>14426512

Try to make friends with an old guy with lots of land who doesn't have kids interested in keeping it and offer to set up a bunch of solar paneled greenhouses on it for extra money.


408d88 No.14426576

>>14426573

That's actually a pretty decent plan. Thanks anon.


cd5add No.14426788

>>14422460

I believe if I'm correct several got busted due to that shit a while ago during the whole COD wave as those clickbait attention whores came in fucking droves during the early

'I'm a Grrl Gaymer aka I'm a shit amateur cam whore so I'm going to act just as slutty and obnoxious as fuck but still remain in the rules and regulations to not get banned and earn easy money.'

I know once they started getting exposed or just people getting sick and tired of their shit in which led to live doxxing or twitch staff giving them more than enough warnings to the permanent account ban a majority of them fell out and into obscurity if not heading to other streaming platforms.


c85401 No.14426821

>>14425461

> Unless Montana becomes some low level tech center I don't see the liberal poison being anything but seasonal.

Ah, but that is a dangerous assumption. What tends to happen for middle-class emigration (ie. the largest kind, as opposed to a handful of incredibly rich asssholes starting their own little bunker somewhere like Flathead county or Jackson Hole) is that the less rabidly liberal Californians who mostly just want to get the hell out find somewhere nice and form a beachhead. Even if they're pro-gun, pro-Trump, etc., what will happen is that their more libtarded family and friends will hear how wonderful Montana is and when they visit they will find clean, peaceful white communities with a cost of living pennies on the dollar of California's and even some other Californians for company. And then this cycle will repeat, with the second generation of immigrants taking the place of the first.

t. Colorado


a7f626 No.14427090

Why are non-Twitterfaggot gamers so excited for this game?

Wasn't Far Cry supposed to be about exotic dangers and fighting to survive in hostile unfamiliar lands? Countryside America isn't shit worth interest. Going from fighting merciless bands of mercenaries or regimes to killing retarded cultists related to Christianity in boring ass boonies. I've heard like 4 different people at minimum in public tell me it's gonna be amazing because of the scale. Literally what the fuck is worth is playing this over Instinct, 2, 3 or 4?


6af44d No.14427110

>>14427090

I haven't seen a single actual human being online or in person show any excitement of even acknowledgement of this game's existence.


a7f626 No.14427123

>>14427110

I live in Ohio, does that have anything to do with it?


6af44d No.14427147

>>14427123

I wouldn't know really.


e935aa No.14427187

>>14427090

Beaners like playing console games.


738302 No.14427199

>>14427090

The only environment thing I've seen in this game is cougars, and not the fun kind.


0c6cbc No.14427203

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>>14425674

The Wraith was actually meant to be attractive, I remember somebody asked the artist about it.


b4426d No.14427441

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>>14422251

Disgusting.

>>14425395

Depends on if I can look down and see my tiddies. And if they bounce when I move.


55f838 No.14427507

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>>14427203

>clearly based on Giger

>alien ass and tiddies, also it sucks your soul out and has a hundred teeth.

It was pretty obvious even without confirmation


6061da No.14429907

>>14420642

>Has the best stealth out of all the games

You could not be more wrong. Land a perfect headshot with the dart gun(the quietest gun in the game) at it's maximum range(because hitscan but the dart just doesn't fucking work past a certain range) and his buddies will immediately know where you are, start shooting at you and driving their trucks in your direction.

Same thing happens if you slash someone with the machete or use any of the silenced weapons. They're all suddenly on full alert and know exactly where you are. The only time stealth works in Far Cry 2 is you do it completely non-lethally. Since this ain't Metal Gear where doing so is rewarded, makes the stealth fucking pointless and therefore trash.

Saying that Far Cry 2 has good stealth is a fucking insult and I won't stand for it.


be7acb No.14429991

>>14420254

You can do that in GR: Wildlands but not in this game.


a603d6 No.14430010

>>14423202

I liked Instincts, 3, and 4. Particularly Instincts. It had a map editor. When I played on the original Xbox there was a really good map community where people were dedicated to making mazes and obstacles courses that climbed into the air. It was some really imaginative stuff and puts shit like Halo Forge to shame.


100257 No.14430596

>>14423202

Blood Dragon was enjoyable for what it is and that's about all I remember with farcry in general.


ddd081 No.14430692

I find it funny how 3 (and other early 2010s games) manages to be dated already by having that dubstepy soundtrack sometimes.

>>14420522

I wish more wikis were humorous like this. The only one I see around is the Transformers wiki but their humor is cringeworthy as shit.


be7acb No.14432154

>>14430692

>dubstepy

That's when Ubisoft was shoving dubstep into every trailer for their games.


c77ba6 No.14432178

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>>14432154

They, and most other publishers, still do. Didn't BF1 have it?


be7acb No.14432212

>>14432178

Electro-shit was used from BF3 to Hardline, I think. BF1 has an orchestral soundtrack but the trailer was a remix of nigger music with images from the campaign.


e46f01 No.14432265

>>14421878

The fuck you talking about? In michigan I can buy a supressor.


1db658 No.14432284

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>>14423202

Only thing decent to come out of the far cry games are the weapon archives.


cf3aee No.14432287

>>14427199

>implying old dried up cunts are fun


cf3aee No.14432341

>>14421676

>perfect accuracy with everything

>have to start disassembling the gun and explaining how it works after every 2 magazines as nerf


e3edd8 No.14432393

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>time saver

<people buying a 64 dollar single player game

<then spending money so they don’t have to play it

What the fuck even is this?


6737b0 No.14432403

>>14432393

Video game as status symbol.


e3edd8 No.14432413

>>14432403

Just owning the game as a status symbol is one thing, but what kind of person buys a game then pays the envelopes not to fucking play the thing? That is madness. I mean, even Bethesda games with their paid mods have console commands.

This is beyond me.


e3edd8 No.14432416

>>14432413

Envelopes=developers

Ol’ Autocorrect


be7acb No.14432420

>>14432413

Those who will tweet or write articles about how they can't wait to kill huwite supremacists in Far Cry 5.


9b60f0 No.14434219

>>14432413

>buy game

>find out it requires large amounts of grinding

>be too retarded to realise that that just means the game's shit and one should play something else

>instead pay money to skip grind and enjoy all those cut scenes

You need to understand the mind processes of the normalfag, anon


54a5df No.14434255

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>>14432420

You mean the same people who make videos like this about it?


33fdc3 No.14434420

>>14423202

I only enjoyed Far Cry Blood Dragon.


be7acb No.14435333


72bc91 No.14437144

>>14434420

There's a good game trapped in every AAA shitpile, buried under garbage and struggling to get out. Most of the time that good game gets smothered to death by developer incompetence or crushed under the sheer weight of executive demand for the next yearly franchise cash cow. But sometimes, that good game gets a chance to surface, to scrabble to the top of the pile of chest-high-walls and mediocre shooting mechanics, and it screams for help: "Get me out of here!" it cries, "I don't want to be trash!" Then it gets buried underneath a dozen layers of DRM and fifty kinds of collectables.

That's what Blood Dragon was. A desperate cry for help from the good game that could have been.


a8be00 No.14437307

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>>14420313

>a whole website dedicated to firearms in tv, movies and vidya

This is some S-Tier autism.


62a65f No.14438548

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But at least there won't be loot boxes.. haha… right fellow gamers?




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