41a50a No.14406332
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
KCD, LABO and Not-Half-Life 3 in a nutshell
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08a2ad No.14406342
>no webm
>no hooktube
Dubs
8937f3 No.14406345
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>direct linking jewtube
people got pissed that he flat out uploaded an ad for a game on his channel and now he deleted it and is doing damage control
e7d11e No.14406353
>>14406345
man, kingdom cuckold is a really marvelous disaster to watch.
8a1c9c No.14406357
>>14406332
I don't feel like I can trust him again after that VR game ad he did just for cheap shill coins. Still I'm gonna webm that LABO bit.
ec2f16 No.14406359
8a1c9c No.14406368
>>14406353
It should've been a good game though. Might've finally shut up Skyrim fags that won't stop shilling for Todd… Still, there's other things it offers.
a69f9e No.14406374
>>14406332
The video seems to be half-assed considering that those three things could have their own video without problem
bbf23c No.14406377
>>14406342
>>14406345
>muh hooknosetube IP harvester
f700ad No.14406378
>>14406368
There's nothing wrong with Skyrim. Sure it had its bugs, but it was truly an immersive experience with in-depth exploration and roleplay experience. Now buy the fucking Switch version and get that Zelda costume for your Dovahkin you sheep! Bethesda Nintendo commands you!
8937f3 No.14406381
>>14406377
tell us about your lost views, crowbcat
6f56c5 No.14406382
>>14406353
Not really that close, and until you read why they cut the Third Act and a lot of the battles, fucking kickstarter supporters.
e3d788 No.14406388
>>14406353
>kingdom come
>disaster
>sold over 1 million copies
>has good ratings
>puts "cuckold" in the name despite it not even being close
Really activates your almonds.
f700ad No.14406394
>>14406374
True. At the very least the last two have more than enough material for at least 2 vids worth of mockery content, yet Crowbcat just took the easiest and shortest route. Its like he doesn't even give a fuck anymore. I honestly thought he was going to start making commercials after that racing vr shit he pulled.
>>14406345
Did he ever give a response to that?
f700ad No.14406404
>>14406382
This. Kickstarter was a bad idea from the start.
6f56c5 No.14406411
>>14406404
>We don't want another delay!
>Cut corners that leave bugs and content while leaving Act 3 as an expansion pack
Like goddamn it.
8a1c9c No.14406419
>>14406388
Its weird really. I remember /pol/acks (and whatever you call the other guys who don't like to be called /pol/acks because something about /pol/ moderation) had a hardon for this game initially from what I understand, but then they did 180 near its release and started calling it cuck and whatnot. Can't tell if they're stupid or its just /leftypol/fags stringing them along with reverse psychology bullshit. Kingdom Come seems like a success. Everyone I know is playing it and loving it, and despite the lack of large scale war, they still say its immersive.
e7d11e No.14406420
>>14406382
>>14406388
>it sold a lot and idiots are eating it up
>so its OK that they lied about the content of the game and I'm supporting it!
fuck off.
8a1c9c No.14406431
>>14406411
Even when Kickstarter seems like its about lead to something good, donators come along and make things worse with their asinine demands and people like Crowbcat don't even bother to mention that. Like that Duncan furshit drama.
2924aa No.14406432
>>14406420
Fucking on as hard as I can to piss you off. Your lardy tears are tastylicious.
e3d788 No.14406433
>>14406420
I never said it was ok retard, your claims were just false. Hell I don't even like the game that much mostly because of the combat.
6f56c5 No.14406438
>>14406419
It was a faggot who seems to have spread his hatred to every major board with inane reasons to hate on it after told to gtfo for comparing this shit to Skyrim, small team with a modest budget who made a passion project, yeah real fucking similar, really wish they delayed the fucking game instead of listening to their retarded kickstarter backers.
242a7c No.14406441
>>14406420
They never lied.
3 parts.
1 part delievered.
End battle is 1403.
Like clockwork.
8a1c9c No.14406450
>>14406420
>they lied
Did you fucking miss everything leading up to the release? They were forced to meet the retarded demand of their benefactors and change/cut things for their retarded reasoning.
6f56c5 No.14406454
>>14406431
Don't remind, hope the money they made on this means they can self-fund their futures games after finishing the dlc/expack or whatever, fucking retarded pieces of shit couldn't fucking wait.
c25fbb No.14406456
>>14406345
>bitching about jewtube
>shilling hooknose.com
GG NO RE, RABBI
7ee201 No.14406457
>>14406357
Did he? I know he did a video showing people being bored with vr and how stupid the hype train was.
>>14406332
He's not the quality that he was. I was hoping for a 2018 SGDQ video. There are so many controversies going on right now that he could have his pick of the litter, and instead he does this. I just assume he's a working adult and doesn't have the free time to work on this stuff anymore.
It's a pretty easy style to copy, too, but I haven't seen anyone else really try.
f700ad No.14406461
>>14406441
In older vids Crowbcat would've actually shown articles, drama and commentary explaining why something was shit, but in this one all he did was show off glitches in KCD while presenting butthurt youtube comments which really don't bother to explain anything.
e7d11e No.14406465
>>14406450
>>14406441
>its ok when slavshits do it
c'mon now, you're not in your home thread, you're gonna have to step it up. Outside of your general you're just another shit eater who has to justify his shit taste if he wants to be taken seriously.
242a7c No.14406466
>>14406461
Don’t forget to buy Crowbcat’s VR game.
What happened to him/her?
f700ad No.14406467
>>14406457
He made two VR videos. The first one started showing off the disappointment in VR, but halfway in it completely went around and became a commercial for a new game.
8937f3 No.14406471
>>14406456
I'm sure you're angry it won't register views, run google scripts, will let you watch blocked and deleted videos and let you save them. I'll make sure to keep posting more embeds.
6f56c5 No.14406483
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14406453
They delayed the game a couple of times, but kickstarter backers were getting impatient, and you know what they'll do like ask for fucking refunds, so they had to cut corners while saving the cut acts for a dlc or expack, lots of bugs meant they had that 20gb first day patch, vid related was supposed to be End of Act 2 and start of Act 3.
e7d11e No.14406486
>>14406470
>hmm he's got a point, they really botched the delivery, the game's a mess and its missing a ton of content.
>oh I know, I'll just pretend there was no argument!
the absolute state of based vavra's fans right now.
>>14406483
that's inexcusable and retarded.
8a1c9c No.14406490
>>14406454
Only time will tell.
>>14406456
Whine some more you greedy cunt.
>>14406457
The fact that he put three in one seems to indicate we might not be getting more videos for a while. Still he managed to pump out three videos within a short time frame.
>>14406465
Not an argument faggola.
c25fbb No.14406495
>>14406471
>run google scripts
Jokes on you, Rabbi, my browser doesn't run scripts unless I explicitly allow it to run them. I can also archive my own videos.
>I'll make sure to keep posting more embeds.
Unironic shitposting is shitposting. Do it and see if you get reported, Moishe.
8a1c9c No.14406497
>>14406466
Was he actually working on it or something?
7ee201 No.14406498
>>14406467
Do you mean the recent 4 minute one or the long one? Looking through both (at a glance) and they both seem pretty negative. The long one just has those group of people trying to play the games and not having fun, and the other talks about how VR isn't there yet and has ongoing problems and how stuff that was going to be released hasn't been yet.
Actually, now you mention it, I can only find the original as a reupload by some random for some reason.
242a7c No.14406506
>>14406497
Why else should he upload a commercial for Xbox water slide but now for VR?
e7d11e No.14406508
>>14406500
>4 posts, all eager defenses of an unfinished game that would get torn up were the by anyone else
hmmm where I have I seen these kinds of posts before
8a1c9c No.14406510
>>14406498
Because he deleted it. Not sure why. Maybe he got negative feedback and people started thinking he was a shill.
>>14406486
>that's inexcusable and retarded.
Like your existence?
242a7c No.14406512
8a1c9c No.14406517
>>14406508
>unfinished game which backers demanded be left unfinished for early release
Why is it so hard for you to comprehend this?
c25fbb No.14406519
>>14406490
<Whine some more you greedy cunt.
<Not an argument faggola.
Since when are you molyjews homophobic? That's not very civnat of you.
>>14406512
Go home /intl/ you're drunk this isn't /pol/.
e7d11e No.14406523
>>14406517
are you really going to take the side of screeching fans instead of developers being smart enough to say "stop, the game's not done yet." They're clearly banking on hype here. Refunds have happened in the past and they've been small scale at best. That's not a legitimate concern. They saw the dollar signs, they released an unfinished, rush piece of shit that needed a patch nearly 2 times the size of the base game on day 1, and anything else would be torn up for this kind of shit.
Stop losing your critical faculties because its based vavra.
242a7c No.14406531
>>14406523
>Vavra this Vavra that VAVRA THIS VAVRA THAT
Where he hit you
a55d13 No.14406533
>>14406519
>Since when are you molyjews homophobic?
Since attention whoring anal queers won't shut the fuck up about being oppressed, so we can't ignore their stupidity anymore.
>Go home /intl/ you're drunk
I hope you're not actually defending this faggot >>14406508
e7d11e No.14406537
>>14406531
>caps for emphasis
get lost on your way to >>>/reddit/?
efdf5d No.14406540
I'm surprised Mark hasn't deleted this thread yet. Nobody tell him the contents of the second part of that vid! His Nintendo-loving sensibilities won't be able to handle it!
242a7c No.14406542
>>14406537
You become more and more like cuckchan poster
7ee201 No.14406607
>>14406540
Why? Labo is a brilliant idea. It's not for me or anyone else who cares about actual video games and gameplay, but for the target audience; kids, mums and the 'trendy' video game crowd, it's a masterstroke. Can you imagine being a parent and you buy your kid this video game but instead of it being a videogame its a lego kit and a colouring book? And then the kid asks you to sit down and scribble on it with pens and you take half an hour to an hour just making it? People are going to lap it up.
Like I said, it's not for me, but I can admire what they're done.
d12d3b No.14406628
>>14406519
Reported. Kill all faggots.
b7816a No.14406762
>>14406345
It's less than five minutes, make a webm you lazy nigger.
efdf5d No.14406852
>>14406607
>but for the target audience; kids, mums and the 'trendy' video game crowd, it's a masterstroke
>trendy video game crowd
>its like lego! But its easily damageable and not worth the cardboard its made out of
Now this is some severe faggot shilling right here. How can you possibly be this fucking retarded? When Kinect came around it was rightfully mocked for the shitty gimmick that it was, as all gimmicks are, but when Nintendo delivers something just as pathetic, everyone is now defending it. Now its okay because it panders to the same idiots ruining the industry with their casual faggotry? Is a retardedly catchy millennial song enough to make you fucktards think even the stupidest idea is automatically good?
b0c50e No.14406886
>impotent asshurt from a loser who's VRshit is going to fail
yes
feed me your tears
894b6a No.14406887
>>14406852
Anon said he admires Nintendo's ballsiness and ingenuity in pulling such a shameless con. That's all.
ec2f16 No.14406900
>>14406852
There's a good two or three power gaps between labo and kinect. I could easily imagine people having fun just assembling this shit
bbcb8d No.14406937
Do you faggots genuinely believe the shitty, barely optimized crytek engine they use can handle large scale battles?
6a7b0a No.14406949
>>14406345
>Still embedding instead of posting a proper fucking webm
Fuck off faggot.
97a5e4 No.14406963
>>14406345
Did some news come out about hooktube or something? Why are there so many anons shitting themselves over it?
9ad5bb No.14406964
>>14406332
>D-don`t worry guys, butterlord surely won`t disappoint us
9476d3 No.14406989
>>14406963
I've noticed that as well. Used to be no complaints about hooktube whatsoever, now suddenly so many other anons hate it just as much as YouTube, if not more.
It's fishy to say the least.
bbcb8d No.14407006
9e1304 No.14407007
>>14406963
>>14406989
One of the hooktube guys helped bankroll noodle on white woman porn to fight whites on 4chan.👲
>The asian advocacy subreddit /r/aznidentity has successfully crowdfunded and produced a custom Asian Male-White Female (AMWF) porn shoot to strike back at white supremacist 4channers, and the amusing venture turned out so well they plan to make AMWF porn production a regular part of the zealous pro-asian male activism everyone knows them for.
>They have also commissioned the partnered porn professional — AsianSchlong.com’s Jeremy Long — to raise from their ranks an army of future asian male porn talent — currently 5 in number.
>An update posted by one of the organizers gave members a breakdown of financials of the shoot — it cost them $2930 of the $3197 raised — as well as breaking news. Writes the0clean0slate about the completed scene: “Sneak peak of the plot: Our 'STPeach' aka STPear got pissed at the racist white trolls harassing her for dating an Asian man, and she decides to fuck her boyfriend while streaming. Slobbering his big Asian cock while flipping the racist part of her audience off."
http://archive.is/S7VAK
bbcb8d No.14407011
>>14407007
Isn't noodle italian?
d12d3b No.14407023
>>14407007
Shouldn't that be COOKED? It's "burn the coal, pay the toll" and "cook the rice, pay the price." For reference, "sleep with red, scalp your head" and "bed with abbo, you're so far outside the species that you don't deserve a rhyme" are the other two species' slogans.
In before "What if you fuck a jew?" because that's so beneath abbo it doesn't deserve one at all.
6a7b0a No.14407026
>>14406963
>>14406989
I'm pissed off about it because of lazy faggots who can't even post webms like it used to be expected of them. Now hooktube does have its uses when it comes to viewing region-locked and deleted videos, but making webms fix those problems too. What about having to run google/youtube scripts to view embeds? Making webms fixes that as well. What about ads and views counts from embeds? Webms fucking fix that too. Hooktube has mostly become a placebo for lazy faggots to make themselves think they're fighting google even though it still uses googlevideos too.
354d04 No.14407031
>>14407023
>bed with abbo, you're so far outside the species that you don't deserve a rhyme
28d44a No.14407040
>>14407011
As with the printing press, it's debatable whether or not the Asian version came first, but people who have an axe to grind will always assume that it did, just so they can feel like they've taken something from the West.
c2ca14 No.14407043
>>14407026
I'd like to see someone make a 30 minute webm under 16 megabytes without it looking like total shit.
30a49d No.14407104
>>14406332
>new vid
>it's just a bunch of disjointed shitposting
I don't even know the details for the VR ad thing, but between this and his fucklong ME:A vid just being a compilation of other peoples' content, I'm pretty much done with Crowbcat.
52730d No.14407124
>>14406523
>instead of developers being smart enough to say "stop, the game's not done yet.
and then the screeching backers demand refunds to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars
bbcb8d No.14407136
>>14407124
>>14406523
Vavra's fault was promising large scale battle in the first place and putting a fake gameplay footage of it. Who the fuck thought crytek would be a good idea for handling that shit? This is an Oblivion tier fake promise.
c2ca14 No.14407182
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. >>14407151
>deletes a video shitting on VR because youtube commenters complained he was being too hard on VR
>deletes a video showcasing a VR game because youtube commentors complained he was being too positive/shilling for VR
Like pottery.