cf34cc No.14403544
WHERE'S GURDON?
WHERE IZ DA FREE MAHN?
>The title is a lie, in a CUHRAYZEE twist, the guy in the HEV who beats the OC MC shitless is the "SUPER MYSTERIOUS BLACK OPS DUDE"
>So edgy it has a suicide within the first 5 seconds
>WOAH, THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ADRIAN SHEPARD'S SECRET OLDER BROTHER
>"YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE"
>"YOU NOW HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE"
>Most of the voice actors are dangerously cheesy or plain old shit
>Some didn't even redo their lines after they fucked them up, they just kept them in the cutscenes
"BLACK MESSA"
>In the future, HEEMstar is the president
>The story is a bad mashup of Half Life and MGSV going as far as to almost directly pull scenes from both
The devs even give special thanks to Kojimbo in the credits
>Ends on a cliffhanger
>Even after being patched to actually have the cutscene files which were missing from the first release you still have to noclip to continue past a point early in the game
>Still has a fuckload of stolen assets from virtually everywhere
https://steamcommunity.com/app/723390/discussions/0/1692662484246530833/
>Those that have had their assets stolen are apparently pissed and are going to take legal action, Source creators unanimously hate it
>Most of the devs never actually saw the game, they were just vaguely told what to do over disagreement and to send the lead dev the files after they were done
>At their month-early launch party one of the attendees stated how they thought the game should've been delayed by a year and remade from the ground up
>Devs originally tried to censor criticism by banning people but stopped after they realized how impossible it would be to censor a tsunami of shit
>A vast legion of shills have risen to defend the game, both on the Steam forums and here, some of them being /leftypol/
*UPPERCUTS U THRU A BOX*
*SLICES UR ARM OFF*
"NOTHIN' PERSONNEL, KID."
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5314e5 No.14403672
>>14403544
>no webm
>no mp4
>not even a hooktube
pathetic
cf34cc No.14403935
>>14403672
Cheers.
I backed off of using a Hooktube embed considering they don't have thumbnails and someone mentioned the dev doing some sketchy shit.
47def7 No.14403990
I wish they stuck with the direction of the demo though
ae3882 No.14403994
>>14403935
Hooktube devs support interracial porn so it is a good thing you just used a youtube embed instead.
d2e420 No.14404016
>>14403990
WHERE IS THE TRIGGER?
fe0220 No.14404351
>>14403544
So is this game canon?
47def7 No.14404359
6f967b No.14404381
21fc95 No.14404386
52b43a No.14404399
c7a303 No.14404404
9170a3 No.14404407
>>14403990
Can I get a clip of just "You fucked up my face"?
fe0220 No.14404426
>>14404359
>>14404381
>>14404386
>>14404399
>>14404404
I can always count on you guys for a straight answer.
47def7 No.14404451
>>14404407
here's part of the whole ending as well
2283a8 No.14404452
>>14403544
>some of them being /leftypol/
Do /leftypol/ like to smash their faces into the pavement on purpose or does it just come naturally to them?
47def7 No.14404482
Also President KEEMSTAR
>as Americans, and as humans
340565 No.14404485
>>14404451
>You have my permission to die
BRAVO NOLAN
4f91c7 No.14404495
>>14404482
Fucking golden.
8502e8 No.14404502
>>14404482
LEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTSSSSSSS GET INTO THE NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSS!
I wish cancer upon him.
2283a8 No.14404509
I still don't know how this shitshow ever got the greenlight from Valve. Did no one bother to at least check on the game before they gave their blessings and allowed it on their store?
ece0b3 No.14404511
>>14404482
>absolutely no ambience
>it's just voices in a room
>one fucker with a voice that's clearly not in the same room
8502e8 No.14404534
>>14404509
Didn't Valve say they don't check anything anymore when it comes to publishing on Steam in an effort to "streamline" the process?
I remember one of the AGDG fags banging on about it ages ago, and the only time they do check is when there's a DMCA complaint filed or similar.
2283a8 No.14404545
>>14404534
Yeah, but you'd expect them to at least bother when it has to do with a project related to one of their own games. I get they don't want to make HL3, but are they purposely giving the middle finger to the fanbase?
8502e8 No.14404547
>>14404534
WHICH GIVES ME AN IDEA.
Can we file a DMCA on behalf of someone else?
7273d0 No.14404555
It makes no sense that this claims to be a semi-official entry in the series, yet it gets so many basic things wrong, one thing that triggers my autism is how the HECU in this game wear blue camo armor, nothing even close to the original HECU armor.
47def7 No.14404559
>>14404509
Steam has absolutely no quality control. You can publish games without the executables to even run the game and leave it on the store for a week or two until a kusogame hunter finally picks up on it.
7273d0 No.14404570
>>14404451
>The ending implies that the protagonist is Adrian Shephard's brother.
How much of a Gary Stu is he /v/?
>Donut Steel HECU OC
>From Sergeant to General
>Has his own army
>Survived the 7 Hour War
>Is the """antagonist"""
>Scarred face
>Dramatic backstory
>Is related to a fan favorite character.
5314e5 No.14404571
>>14403994
first: the point of hooktube is to deny jewtubers their clicks when they try to shill their shitty channels here and it works just fine
second: proof?
ed862b No.14404598
>>14404482
Is that Asian looking guy voiced by IHE?
Yeah I guess he is. I wonder how many ecelebs exactly did they get to voice this mess, and how many have been miscast as badly as the garden gnome.
d28e0b No.14404626
>great game made in 2004
>has sequels in 2007
>no news regarding another sequel for over ten motherfucking years
>FF series makes a half-life reference
>people are getting their shitty knock-off game based on the lore of Valve's property released through Valve's program
>these hacks were going to make money off of mocking the HL series (which could even be their point)
Did you ever imagine in your wildest nightmares that THIS would the amount of shit you would have to face down when you fired up your computer 14 years ago?
2548ff No.14404641
>this thread again
OP it's high time you fucked off.
47def7 No.14404650
>>14404641
Do you actually believe that by telling OP to fuck off he'll actually fuck off?
8502e8 No.14404652
>>14404641
How about you fuck off?
Let us enjoy the schadenfreude.
7273d0 No.14404661
>>14404641
HDTF dev spotted.
2548ff No.14404668
2548ff No.14404671
>>14404661
>posting in an epic screencaps thread
OP has already proven he's not from here, but keep feeding the cancer you fucking faggot.
896696 No.14404705
Daily reminder that HDTF is standalone not because it doesn't use base code or assets from a valve game, but because it comes pre-packaged with almost every single fucking valve game made in the source engine. At ~20$ for a HDTF copy, this makes it a better deal then the Orange Box. Furthermore, there are rumors that the original, unpatched release came with the debug tools for the 2013 branch of the Source engine, which would have made it one of the most important leaks in source modding history because it would let people reverse-engineer the entire engine.
This game fucked up so bad that the speedometer flipped back around.
d28e0b No.14404725
>>14404671
>"stop talking about things i dont like"
>"he's not from here you gaiz"
>reaction image =/= screencap thread
The faggot doth protest too much.
>>14404705
>unpatched release came with the debug tools for the 2013 branch of the Source engine, which would have made it one of the most important leaks in source modding history because it would let people reverse-engineer the entire engine.
Fucking WEW. Maybe that was their plan all along?
9f6d1b No.14404735
>>14404641
I wasn't going to post in this thread because I couldn't really contribute to it, but god damn it you forced my hand.
9857d2 No.14404740
>>14404668
>not laughing at the misfortune of retarded normalfags with shitty games and VAs
By chance, you are a normalfag?
0499eb No.14404747
>>14404482
This is magnificent.
9f6d1b No.14404767
>>14404756
How am I an incel? Because you provoked a reply from me for being a faggot? This is bait and we all keep fucking biting it, god damn.
c79ace No.14404769
>>14404756
Really nigger, that's the best card in your hand?
45015f No.14404784
>>14403544
Is this a real game or am I hallucinating?
>>14403990
Yep, a bad dream. Anon to brain, I would like to wake up now.
Can we even wake up?
6ad57b No.14404785
if any retard can make shekels of any franchise from (((Valve))) i might aswell make a game based on another ip that is praised by every normalfag on the globe and put 0 effort into it
2548ff No.14404786
>>14404769
>>14404767
I made my point. If mark doesn't remove this thread then this place is truly at dead man walking status.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 45015f No.14404802
No, honestly,
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS REAL
I'll wake up any second now.
Aaaaany second…
896696 No.14404809
>>14404786
>mark better delete the video game discussions I don't like or else this video game board is dead
9857d2 No.14404817
>>14404786 (You)
I gave you an extra (You) for your bait effort, well done
d28e0b No.14404824
>>14404802
I would tell you that you could have prevented this, but the truth is that our hands were tied right from the start. It's time to embrace oblivion.
2548ff No.14404853
>>14404845
>hen you used the "you're an incel" card, which actual, genuine anons never use for two major reasons neither of w
Thanks for taking the bait.
>Asian incels showing how "non-cucked" they are by crowdfunding porn, the Hooktube dev funded it too.
t. OP
c79ace No.14404866
>>14404845
>the oh so underused "i trold u all lolol."
damn you're good
45015f No.14404870
>>14404824
>>14404824
I have checked Steam and this is actually real. I cannot believe it.
Just what is going on with this timeline? It just keeps getting crazier and crazier
38faf9 No.14404879
>>14404853
The "I'm just pretending" card it is, thank you for proving me right. Smart thing would have been to just shut the fuck up, but intelligence is likely a quality utterly alien to you.
>>14404866
Czeched.
I appreciate the compliment but really it didn't exactly take Nostradamus level foretelling.
da45e8 No.14404884
>>14404705
>inb4 the game was just a cover for a black ops to get volvo assets
I know Im giving them too much credit but it would be hilarious
0499eb No.14404886
So who's streaming it?
>>14404853
7273d0 No.14404899
You can already pirate the game, so someone do that and stream it.
2548ff No.14404900
>>14404879
>The "I'm just pretending" card it is, thank you for proving me right. Smart thing would have been to just shut the fuck up, but intelligence is likely a quality utterly alien to you.
Nobody before you pointed out the use of the word incel, mine or OP's. You better start believing in cuckchan threads, anon, you're posting in one.
c79ace No.14404906
7273d0 No.14404929
>>14404900
The more you bitch about this, we more we will post.
170512 No.14404959
>>14403544
This shit is so fucking bad, its a nightmare.
How shit like this can become real ?
2548ff No.14404964
>>14404931
Maybe you missed it >>14404853
45015f No.14404967
What did they mean by this?
c79ace No.14404977
>>14404967
Did they ship out the rough draft or something?
cf34cc No.14404994
>>14404866
>>14404845
>>14404886
>>14404906
>>14404929
>>14404931
When I jumped the gun and made a second HDTF thread after the original hit the bump limit, not 30 seconds after I created it were there around 5 posts saying "NOT RELEVANT", "GO AWAY CUCKCHANNER", etc, while the previous thread had done fine with interest, and they celebrated it saying "HAHA, YOU CREATED A NEW THREAD EARLY FAGGOT".
With the HDTF devs having paid for bots to pad out their Steam group for the game, and some fags in the Steam Discussions seeming a bit TOO dedicated to defending the pile of shit, I am about 75% sure that these fags are actual paid shills.
212ae9 No.14405002
82ea73 No.14405007
>>14404482
The "president" reminds me of the vaxeem
cf34cc No.14405011
>>14404977
The game was missing ALL of its cutscenes on release, along with having to use noclip to progress- which still hasn't been fixed.
c79ace No.14405016
>>14404994
Wait, so all the anons giving shit to the "dele dis" guy are shills because your previous thread got shilled by "a fetus" fags before?
c79ace No.14405022
>>14405016
I'm just being autistic, right?
60050b No.14405028
3d9c9c No.14405031
>>14404967
>>14404977
That's what they're claiming but I seriously doubt that is the case.
cf34cc No.14405036
>>14405016
No, I'm saying the
DELET THIS, NOW.
fag is likely an actual paid shill, considering he has appeared in all 3 threads, spouting the exact same rhetoric, ever since a thread was posted in the Steam Discussions saying "DA CHANNERS R BEEING EVIL MEANIES TO OUR GAME", which coincided almost perfectly with his first post.
48fcec No.14405046
>>14404509
The only reason Valve changed the system from greenlight to paying a fee was to cut the middleman and have """developers""" bribe them instead of buying mass upboat bots.
3fa397 No.14405053
>2
was that shit really so bad we have to talk about this in yet another thread?
2f0d74 No.14405075
This might be the worst game I've seen in a decade. How Valve okayed this is beyond me, considering it's a huge PR disaster for them. Anons have been chasing the TORtanic high for years but I think this may legitimately be it.
45015f No.14405080
Great character models, too.
1691b5 No.14405097
>>14405075
>How Valve okayed this
They did not because they dont check anything.
You can literally upload the same shitty puzzle game with different backgrounds 20 times and they only start caring once community backlash reaches a certain point.
You either have to A) Scam people, or B) threaten to kill gabe to get kicked off steam.
9f6d1b No.14405121
>>14404853
Jesus Christ, you are a massive faggot. Kill yourself as soon as you can.
7273d0 No.14405123
Didn't the game ship out with the source debug tools too?
cf34cc No.14405126
>>14405053
The previous thread was only around the release version, but now the game actually has the fucking cutscene files, we can take the piss out of the cheese so edgy you can slit your wrists with it.
Also, this shit is supposed to be canon and got the Valve seal of approval while being one of the worst games on release that I'd imagine most of us have ever seen. Never before have I seen a game in such poor shape that the developer flat out
forgot to include the ENTIRETY of the game's cutscenes and requires noclip to proceed past one of the first few levels.
2d21fc No.14405132
>>14404900
The fuck is an incel? Another tumblr or twitter one off?
2f0d74 No.14405140
>>14405097
I know the store has no QA anymore. What I meant is that they allowed these guys to use their IP and allowed it to be sold. Even if it's fanfic tier shit, you would expect Valve to at least check if these guys were plagiarizing anything, but I guess they didn't. They're quite literally not allowed to sell this game with how much shit it stole.
fedc62 No.14405147
>>14405123
This is the key question in all this fucking mess. If what >>14404705 said is true, someone must've caught the files before the patchout.
GET THOSE FUCKING FILES
3fa397 No.14405162
>>14405126
That's actually impressive in its own, retarded way.
ac81a0 No.14405165
>>14405132
I think it's the kosher and lefty-friendly version of "cuck"
1691b5 No.14405188
>>14405132
Its like you take the cuckedness of 50 normal cucks and fill it into one poor tortured soul.
0b7f55 No.14405212
>>14405147
>I have enough steambux to buy this hot garbage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
dee088 No.14405216
>>14404756
>incel
Had to look this up and concluded within 10 seconds that you're not from around here. Fuck off.
7273d0 No.14405218
>>14405212
You can refund afterwards anon.
45015f No.14405219
>>14405212
>Buy
>copy files to external storage
>refund
0b7f55 No.14405228
>>14405219
>>14405218
Are the files still in or did they patch it out? I highly doubt steamfags are smart enough to catch wind of the files.
7273d0 No.14405232
>>14405228
No idea, just do it you pussy.
47def7 No.14405246
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
AHAHAHAH FAGGOT
9f6d1b No.14405250
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
48fcec No.14405252
>>14404786
Dropping by to laugh at this faggot
3fa397 No.14405275
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
6553a0 No.14405309
>>14404786
If Mark doesn't remove these keks from my sides then this place is truly at dead man walking status.
7a7fb1 No.14405335
So how is this going to tie into the Half-Life & Portal movie by Jew Jew Abrams?
7273d0 No.14405412
So where are those debug tools?
c741b4 No.14405454
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
2d21fc No.14405461
>>14405335
it'll be the new script. Noclip will be included in one of the scenes, too.
0b7f55 No.14405475
>>14405412
I found a fitgirl repack so I'm gonna assume its day 1 and gonna see the files when it finishes.
0b7f55 No.14405518
>>14405492
probably tomorrow since the download will take 6 fucking hours.
107a15 No.14405536
>>14404482
>the all-ian invaders
He must have fucked this up on purpose. Why did they use this?
ac81a0 No.14405763
38faf9 No.14405822
>>14405737
>buzzwords and empty statements with no actual explanations of how or why anything you said is true
Well well, you're back, and you figured out how a VPN works. Hope you don't think anyone will fall for that, but I also hope you keep the salt flowing.
2f27b7 No.14405875
>>14405737
>Says board is dead.
>Uses VPN because desperate to use "dead board".
>Gets dozens of replies calling them a faggot.
8d9622 No.14405886
>>14405737
While a lot of what you described is indeed cuckchan bullshit, I have to ask, what exactly is it about this thread in particular that's "cuckchan"? This is a thread laughing at a gigantic trainwreck. Is there something different about this particular trainwreck that makes laughing at it cuckchan bullshit? Please offer me an explanation, I'm genuinely confused.
And yeah, /v/ might be going down the shitter, but it's far from dead. And even then, you're here forever, so it doesn't really matter.
44cc77 No.14405888
>>14405822
http://archive.is/6Jw1b
http://archive.is/g9877
The retard making these threads is a literal cuckchanner, hes trying to force this shit here, happening faggots from cuckchan are coming here because the mods there banned these threads.
The OP literally made a thread after the post limit because hes so fuckimg new he can't read the rules.
>ID hopping
I don't give a shit about your paranoia you goddamned nigger, even the Harmony thread was spammed by shills and we got fuckers saying this imageboard won't last until summer while the vols do nothing.
Kill yourself for defending this garbage nigger.
a62a92 No.14405895
>>14405737
>redditrace still posting here
time to go nigger, you were never welcome here with all your revisionist autism.
44cc77 No.14405901
>>14405886
Here you go
>>14405888
Check the second link and the replies to the first post.
They literally made a thread right after the first one reached bumplimit like the cuckchan niggers they are and then called anyone who complained a shill.
8d9622 No.14405902
>>14405888
Oh ok, OP is a cuckchan crossboarder. He should absolutely go back then. Fine. Great. Does that suddenly invalidate our right to laugh at Hunt Down The Freeman?
a62a92 No.14405923
>>14405902
You're arguing with someone who insists he's free of sin for being a redditer who stumbled onto 8chan instead of someone who came during a 4chan exodus.
44cc77 No.14405929
>>14405895
Kill yourself cuckshitter, you fuckers are Reddit 2.0 now.
>>14405902
Laugh all you want about a bunch of retarded scammers, but you're enabling retarded cuckchanners like the retarded OP which has admitted to being from there again on this very thread, I just noticed, >>14404994
The fact that I have to explain this bullshit already proves this board is beyond the point of no return, I should have left after the Overcuck generals in 2016 though, that's when the board went from half decent to complete shit after the first top tier 6 months after the GG exodus.
Most of the actual good posters have probably left anyway, so fuck you niggers, I'm out, enjoy being cuckchan 2.0.
I'm sick of the same generals, now the only worthwhile threads worth giving a fuck about.
8d9622 No.14405938
>>14405929
Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow too.
a62a92 No.14405941
>>14405929
>I'm sick of the same generals, now the only worthwhile threads worth giving a fuck about.
>he's a general shitter
so long cancer.
44cc77 No.14405948
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14405923
I originally came from Masterchan to here on October 2014 you cuckshitter, you're fresh off the boar and your posting style reflects that.
Enjoy your new home
a62a92 No.14405969
>>14405948
>masterchan
holy shit he really is a redditer
2dcd30 No.14405972
>>14404626
With each passing year Squeenix just keeps proving that its no better than western developers.
56e689 No.14405973
>>14405737
<PEOPLE USE MEMES I DON'T LIEK SO IT'S A BOOGEYMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Go back to endchan you fucking homo. Suck a diseased cock.
2dcd30 No.14405980
>>14404786
Another GGSoyBoy goes down
7d8d14 No.14406007
>>14405888
>>14405737
>he's ban evading now
a62a92 No.14406014
>>14406007
this is where he's from: https://www.reddit.com/r/Masterchan/, should be all you need to know.
251d62 No.14406024
>>14405966
Enjoy your new home cuckchan shitter.
http://archive.is/6Jw1b
251d62 No.14406041
>>14406014
>Not only does he not know what Masterchan is but he also directly links to Reddits
The state of this board is both laughable and sad.
a62a92 No.14406050
>>14406041
you've got quite the background there, should have died with your leet 4chan splinter board. How's it like to pay for a VPN to post on a board you hate and a board where nobody likes you? Worse than something awful right there.
38faf9 No.14406065
>>14406024
This only goes to prove how assblasted you are. That rule is there to prevent spam, like what happened with Evalion back in the day. You're screaming and throwing a fit over something not a single other person here gives a fuck about because it's one thread and we're enjoying the fire. You continue to explode like an unstable autist because you don't want anyone to talk about the game, trying to use "a cuckchanner is breaking the rules" as a means of shutting this down.
If this thread got deleted, I myself would start a new one, and then what would you do? You'd have absolutely no leg to stand on. What would you scream about then? Nobody gives a fuck about your claims.
If this board is so awful and it's beyond all redemption
fucking leave
and stop trying to keep us from talking about this. You have zero reason to be here, every post you make outs you as a hypocrite and a non hatechan native.
36895c No.14406069
I just wanted to laugh at a shitty game.
a62a92 No.14406075
>>14406069
this is even better, we get to laugh at a self-admitted and self-outed redditer who uses a furry roleplaying board. The more you post about this game the more insecure he feels about his platform, and it's just fantastic he'll defend even the dregs so long as it's his.
af940f No.14406094
>>14406065
>That rule is there to prevent spam, like what happened with Evalion back in the day.
This isn't /cow/ you stupid fucking nigger, the rule is there so duplicate threads don't flood the catalog like it's happening with all the Sargoy threads thanks to Jim, you're so new it hurts.
1dc9d0 No.14406099
>>14405948
>I came from Masterchan
No wonder your such a fag
ece0b3 No.14406109
38faf9 No.14406111
>>14406069
It's pretty easy to do, just go read the steam reviews. The downboated ones are only slightly less entertaining than the ones genuinely trying to shill for the game.
>>14406094
You just repeated exactly the same reason I explained the rule was for you cockmongling goddamn fucking retarded. I can only imagine how insufferably miserable it must be in your parents' shoes, having such an abominably awful failure of a child that he responds to someone with
<2+2 = 4
>NO IT'S FOUR, YOU'RE SO NEW
Get the fuck off our board nigger.
19fa27 No.14406127
>>14406111
<Rule is to prevent spam
>No it's to prevent duplicate threads like you did before like the cuckchanner you are
<THAT'S THE SAME THING
6553a0 No.14406141
>Find torrent for this shitpile
>22,5 gigs
Sorry boys, someone else is gonna have to jump on this grenade
aff673 No.14406142
>>14405080
If only they got likeness rights from Dr. Disrespect. They could have gotten $100,000 for being a disrespectful hack.
464737 No.14406146
>>14405972
Square Enix made Bollywood shit and took a massive dump on their older games before the idea was even a twinkle in the eyes of western publishers. Truly a bunch of pioneers.
b2abe0 No.14406148
>>14405132
Pic related
>>14405360
Doesn't diives just do animated yuri pokemon shit or something? I don't remember his stuff being as bad as the others.
d015a6 No.14406157
>>14406127
I'll never understand how Raven got to be more popular than Starfire. Star is just so damn cute.
I mean they go well together, very contrasting, but anons seem to lose their shit over Raven and give no love to Star
2d6399 No.14406178
>>14406157
goth girls are qt that's why.
0b7f55 No.14406202
>>14406141
If I die for our sins, put my grave next to the vikings. Tomorrow I'll go dig up the files.
>>14406190
>(1)
6f967b No.14406213
>>14406157
>I'll never understand how Raven for to be more popular than Starfire
Goth girls > Idiots
4806ed No.14406268
Goddamn, at this rate we're going to need an autist of the day calendar.
593a62 No.14406275
>>14406225
>Seen here
I'm not that faggot no matter how hard you try to make it so halfcuck.
I don't even post like that nigger.
>So you didn't learn your lesson
What lesson?
I've porn dumped countless times and my ban was warranted, Mark is just a dumbass kike that needs his attention called in other ways seeing as he doesn't look at reports to shit threads, probably because he's ok with them and just deletes the thread instead of deleting the porn like the lazy fat fuck he is.
I've done it countless times
I wouldn't call out the board for that.
Your bullshit being called out and nobody doing a fucking thing is worth calling out the board for though.
>Posts like a 12 year old american teenage cumdump on Facebook
>No shame about it
Delicious
593a62 No.14406280
>>14406268
I can try (215) if the Board Kike makes a cyclical.
Might burn me out of this shithole I'm addicted to.
168e97 No.14406314
>>14405737
>>14404786
And what a glorious start of autism and trash fires for the new year. Shame I'm going to be away from my comp for a long time
c44028 No.14406316
>>14403544
Why the hell did Valve continue to endorse this till the release? did quality control and maybe have some of their useless greenlight staff play the final product too hard?
a58cf8 No.14406338
>>14404994
>Doggos
>>14405929
It's actually improved a little from what it was a year ago. At least people seem to be talking about games again. Most good posters left when this place became /pol/ 2.0 in 2015.
8502e8 No.14406360
>>14406338
>/pol/ 2.0
>A bad thing.
You're all just learning how truly fucked we've been all these years, the difference between us is that we knew all along…
Now embrace the nightmare and grab a bottle… It's going to fun.
4fc49e No.14406366
>>14406316
>quality control
That's the joke - there isn't any.
8d9622 No.14406414
>>14406157
Because she’s a dumb, redheaded thot
38faf9 No.14406423
>>14406316
Valve's quality control only consists of jumping into action after a certain store item has received an appropriate amount of outcry, backlash, or refunds. Anything that wants to be in the store can be in the store, Valve pays no attention and they're solely reactionary at this point.
b7ccc9 No.14406427
>>14406338
>hate /pol/ as much as possible
>follow it everywhere
How about you fuck off, nigger?
Or at least realized that retards like you are useless and don't produce good content and actually change?
Come on, /pol/ isn't taking over the internet, plenty of places to go if "/pol/" is so much of a problem to you.
a58cf8 No.14406494
>>14406360
I've already grown out of my edgy high school phase. Everybody already realizes things are fucked.
>>14406427
>follow it everywhere
/pol/ wasn't here first
>you are useless and don't produce good content and actually change
The fuck are you talking about?
>plenty of places to go if "/pol/" is so much of a problem
I don't come on here very often anymore. I just check back in every few months and stir the pot out of nostalgia for days after the first exodus.
793893 No.14406528
>>14406494
Nice, the old "I grew out of it" cliche. Enjoy patting yourself on the back for being a mature human being and not like all those hateful kiddies on hatechan.
fe0220 No.14406529
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Cutscenes aren't so awful. They're Metal Gear-esqe, have bad voice acting and models, and a lack of ambient noise, but they're not bad.
a58cf8 No.14406547
>>14406528
>I'm a unique individual and only my exclusive club and I know how things really are
Quit bumping off topic
f0e373 No.14406565
>>14406547
What if he is, though?
36895c No.14406597
>>14406111
>just go read the steam reviews
Did anyone save the caps from the last thread?
d1213f No.14406617
Is it me, or has this just been a decade for trainwrecks and garbage fires?
86586b No.14406635
Well it makes sense that the game that is the closest to being half-life 3 would be very bad. Too many fags making the mother of all monkey paws by wanting half-life 3.
793893 No.14406686
Showing this shit to people who used to follow vidya closely but stopped is pretty fucking funny. We've somehow hit sub-Greenlight levels of quality control and if Valve gives so few shits about copyright infringement on their own products, I wouldn't be surprised if someone started uploading paid Steam versions of those UE4 remakes everyone and their mother makes these days.
>>14406547
>I need to be a unique individual or part of a sekret club to know about the jews
I bump as I please, Mister Maturity. If you only come here to whine about /pol/, why don't you go back to your mature lifestyle and do mature things for mature individuals such as yourself?
6553a0 No.14406785
>>14406202
You're a braver man than I. Godspeed anon,
81e87d No.14406823
So have the Source vpks and debugging tools been extracted from that pile of shit yet?
68ceda No.14406860
Can someone post the loss meme of the scars of the MC's face?
cf34cc No.14407225
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Shillnigger was still relentlessly shilling through the night
Kek, this game must be very important to him.
Anyway, here's the response from one of the devs I mentioned in the OP.
5d7793 No.14407254
I can't believe people haven't mentioned that, aside from the loss meme, the MC looks like Geralt.
3892c2 No.14407310
>>14406494
>Das rite chilluns, 4chan used to be leftist and shit. We supported Obama and never made any racist or transmisogynistic memes. Then dem muhfuggin stormweenies came and made /pol/. Now get yo intersectional asses to bed.
d1213f No.14407346
>>14407225
Honestly, it sounds like a typical ego-driven fanfic writer tried to actually make a game out of his fanfic. He didn't want anyone tarnishing his amazing vision, so he kept all the developers as isolated from the game development as possible. The dev's subsequent reaction to all the negative feedback on the game's release only gives more credence to the theory.
3b5c04 No.14407350
>>14403994
There’s literally nothing wrong with that.
cd646c No.14407362
>>14404598
>>14404482
It's the perfect representation of modern gaming: Famous voices are more important than a competent product.
6a0bf7 No.14407371
>>14404853
>I WAS ONLY LE PRETENDING TO BE FUCKING RETARDED
holy shit hang yourself faggot
6a0bf7 No.14407399
>thread starts off by shitting on the game
>ends up getting derailed by a VPN-buying furry RP redditor shill that's most likely a cumdumpster
jesus fucking christ I don't even have an appropriate image to express how far into orbit my sides are
4f46c4 No.14407465
>>14407399
It really accentuates the shit of both the game and the faggot, doesn't it?
6e7fe1 No.14407466
>>14407399
Do you really see nothing wrong with the OP? Answer honestly.
7bc5f3 No.14407540
>>14407466
Not really, pretty much all points hit the nail on the head. The fuck u on about anon?
2548ff No.14407616
>>14407540
*UPPERCUTS U THRU A BOX*
*SLICES UR ARM OFF*
"NOTHIN' PERSONNEL, KID."
833170 No.14407634
File: dde0927e18d0d5e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1009.9 KB, 1242x1920, 207:320, dde0927e18d0d5ebb4a60c3511….jpg)
>>14406414
i miss comicbook starfire too
45015f No.14407666
>>14407616
Yeah that happens in the cutscene.
filtered.
2283a8 No.14407672
>>14406190
>tomboyish
>bigger tits
I think I have solved this mystery.
7bc5f3 No.14407677
>>14407616
It's relevant to the thread since it literally happened in the game. The protag is literally OW THE EDGE of mods.
Are you gonna elaborate what exactly bothers you or are you gonna keep signalling like a fucking retard
2548ff No.14407684
>>14407677
Anons here don't speak the way you people do. Emotes are cancer shit, even if done ironically.
>>14407540
>The fuck u on about anon?
>u
45015f No.14407699
>>14406157
It seems half the internet has a huge boner for Raven.
So do I.
6a0bf7 No.14407741
>>14407684
>emotes
where the fuck
<u
>implying I could be bothered with being gramatically correct on phone
oh wait nevermind you're the faggot that got banned
filtered, reported, gb2 reddit fuckface
6ec89c No.14407744
>>14407699
Why the fuck does she leans so much
also i have to address the elephant in the room here, Teen Titans have qt gals because its influenced by anime with a slight added western style to it, and holy shit that it worksI think we can thank Bruce Timm for all he had done to pioneer the animated DC shows, and for being just another nerd with the urge to draw qts, unlike the rest of the hacks that are currently working in the industry todayYes, yes, i know that there's exceptions but the fact that there's no series of notable quality to compare with the classics of the past is testament of how quality has truly fallen
a528e7 No.14407745
>>14407699
>goth/emo
>barely talks
>nice hair and super good legs
it's no wonder
6a0bf7 No.14407761
>>14407744
[spoiler]well, Murakami knows how to draw qt girls. the reason why she leans might be to accentuate her figure more, she's slender with big titties. Back then artist weren't afraid of showing off feminine features, especially in a kids show.
>>14407745
she's literally the big tiddy goth gf meme, except it's from the last decade.[/spoiler]
a528e7 No.14407765
>>14407761
Her tiddies aren't that big,isn't even the focus in the big porn parodies of her.
032528 No.14407767
Was thinkan of playing this because it just reminds me of serious sam 3 but really bad, except I haven't played a single half life game.
6a0bf7 No.14407768
>>14407761
good god I'm fucking retarded
833170 No.14407772
>>14407768
>>14407761
>[spoiler]
was getting caught part of your plan?
013f72 No.14407773
>posting shit waifus
>nobody mentions the one and only Dr. Girlfriend
a528e7 No.14407775
>>14407773
I mean,the voice though,come on
6a0bf7 No.14407779
>>14407765
they're not balloons, but they're certainly pretty hefty. I mean, just look at the official artwork, they make up a third of her torso.
>>14407772
anon be kind I have autism
25f62e No.14407782
>>14407775
what about it, faggot?
a528e7 No.14407785
>>14407782
t.dr girlfriend
6ec89c No.14407788
>>14407761
>[spoiler]
Well, well, well looks like we have a live one boysGaze upon the superiority of these double asterisks
Well, Murakami is a half-Jap and i guess Bruce Timm's knack for curvy women rubbed onto his staff. Aslo even the lean itself could be rectified by fixing the perspective, if you're going for the frontal look then it looks like that she might topple over, meanwhile if you take the perspective abit above her head kinda like pic related, you'll fix the lean albeit at the cost of her mmmmmm legs
Also i'm torn with Raven and Star since i like both Redheaded airhead along with Sexy goth qt 3.14
>>14407773
Literally who?
6a0bf7 No.14407811
>>14407788
please no bully I post here every odd year
aesthetically I'm more sold on redheads but the silent + goth + just enough edge combo is the tiebreaker for me.
I mean, Raven has a certain mystery to her, and that is what makes her the superior waifu imho.
Starfire is breti gud waifu material as well, and I can see why a lot of people prefer her.
6f5348 No.14407836
I just wanted to talk games with fellow autists
why
a528e7 No.14407849
833170 No.14407851
>>14407779
Don't pretend.
You just proved this retard correct in his assertions >>14404900
Even though it should've been pretty clear right from the beggining when OP didn't even bother to webm and direct linked to jewtube,nevermind that the mp4 i posted only contains screenshots from the cuckchan thread in it
47e305 No.14407871
>>14407851
The worst thing is he got banned for being right as well. With cuckchan refugees and redditors openly admitting that they are from there now in other threads things aren't looking good.
a58cf8 No.14407880
>>14407310
>implying
I don't remember saying any of that.
2548ff No.14407897
Reminder:
>If this board is so awful and it's beyond all redemption fucking leave
>>14406065
This is what they want, to replace the userbase with cuckchan.
6a0bf7 No.14407952
<HURR CUCKCHAN TAKING OVER IM A GIGANTIC FUCKING FAGGOT
>implying you're not a part of the problem
>>>/leddit/
833170 No.14407978
>>14407952
See how the >>>/cuckchan/ parasite is immunised against all other insults?Call him a newfag,a redditor,9fag,normalfag,cancer and he just shrugs it all off;but call him by his true name and watch him as he recoils in horror
<oh no,i've been found out
2283a8 No.14407993
>>14407978
Gobbles was a man of infinite wisdom. I'd like to imagine that if he was born in this day and age he'd be shitposting with us.
716557 No.14408067
Does this magnificient trainwreck of a videogame werk in Wine?
7bc5f3 No.14408074
>>14407978
Stop trying to fit in you cuck, you're embarassing yourself
>>>/leddit/
>>>/hm/
bcc23b No.14408094
>>14407744
>influenced by anime with a western style to it
this formula can produce some good waifus
833170 No.14408118
>>14408074
>the cuck screams as he stabs at you
not now,not ever
b7a546 No.14408165
>>14408067
Concidering everything else in Source generally does, I'd imagine so.
Are you going to suffer for our sins?
3635e2 No.14408174
716557 No.14408208
>>14408165
I have space to spare so why the hell not.
2548ff No.14408211
>>14408174
>cringe
Do you post wojack brainlet and 56% meme too?
2283a8 No.14408222
>>14408094
>Katara
>good waifu
>ever
>not Azula
Nigger.
1f933f No.14408236
Reminder the word "incel" is duckspeak created by reddit. No one actually uses it but them and other betafaggots.
It's like "thot", duckspeak becasue redditors dare not actually call a woman a whore to their face
ca4e93 No.14408253
>>14408236
>duckspeak
>incel
>thot
What language are you speaking?
7273d0 No.14408257
WHERE ARE THE DEBUG FILEEEEES
e8d146 No.14408260
I hope Brote will play the game.
d48476 No.14408266
>>14408222
>Crazy bitch with a brother complex and daddy issues
>Waifu material
What a waste of trips.
4fc49e No.14408271
>>14408257
Those were just the Source SDK 2013 tools left in the game files, as far as I know. They can just be downloaded from Steam.
2283a8 No.14408275
>>14408266
>not wanting to tame the shrew with your dick
>not wanting a yandere prodigy on your side
>instead chooses the nagging snownigger
What a waste of dubs.
d48476 No.14408290
>>14408275
>Implying I stated anything about having a snownigger as a waifu
>Wanting a waifu that would cut your dick off for looking at another female
Toph is the superior choice.
2283a8 No.14408300
>>14408290
>wanting a whore that didn't stay loyal to her husband and is proven to be a failure as a parent
b709bd No.14408305
>>14408290
>Needing another woman when you have a psycho bitch that will never leave you or betray you already
You're not just wrong you're stupid.
0782bc No.14408381
So Valve gave them permission and this an honest to God, canon HL game now?
e8d146 No.14408413
b52ad8 No.14408483
>>14404482
>>14404451
lmao
These "scars" look like somebody smeared shit on that guys face. What the fuck where the people doing the models and textures thinking?
Probably not much lmao
df293f No.14408633
>>14408621
Put a spoiler on that cancer autist
df293f No.14408659
>>14408651
<Follow the board rules
>GO BACK TO CUCKCHAN WAAAH-
78e15c No.14408692
>>14408621
This kind of porn always makes me a bit sad, because I'll never get an assaultron gf and cannot even into 3D modelling to make these dreams virtually real.
9f6d1b No.14408732
>>14408651
>telling faggot to fuck off/spoiler his shit fetishes
>cuckchan
45015f No.14408745
>>14408659
I have the impression that this is either a raid, one dedicated autist or HDTFIDF.
9f6d1b No.14408785
>Faggot tier Shit Film Maker porn deleted
>shitter enabling the SFM porn faggot banned and every post under his IP deleted
I'm okay with this.
0eb464 No.14408893
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
2f5c53 No.14408898
>>14408882
Repost the raptor one.
Got any male animals?
9f6d1b No.14408907
>>14408882
You only embarrass yourself. Just because you pissed yourself over a thread you don't like, that doesn't make it cuckchan. OP did nothing wrong. All we want is to piss on an early, shallow grave. Now fuck off.
78e15c No.14408913
>>14408882
Anon, you should those on /xen/ and /clang/ as well, I haven't seen some of those there.
8d6820 No.14408923
d1213f No.14408980
>>14408584
>That's why. betas want beta woman.
You're right that anons like her because they see themselves in her, but not because of her shyness. It's because she's somewhat grouchy, tends to prefer sitting inside and pursuing her interests, and expresses herself in a more subdued manner, aside from when she's pissed. She's basically an anon with a spellbook and a rockin' body. Plus, she has the same appeal to guys what characters like Cloud Strife have to girls; she's someone to break out of her shell and "save".
df293f No.14408986
>>14408966
>IF I CALL HIM A CUCKCHANNER ENOUGH SURELY THAT WILL MAKE HIS THREAD VOID!
6553a0 No.14409002
Yes, everyone abandon thread. It was started by a cuckchanner. Can someone make a 8/v/ approved version so we can discuss this dumpster fire of a game without these faggots? Just kidding that would be fucking retarded.
df293f No.14409076
>>14409002
>More baseless accusations that don't make a fucking difference, since a conversation isn't tainted by the background person starting it.
Now if you'd kindly fuck off back to where you came, since the kind of shills and brainlets that make this argument only serve to make the site worse than what they claim to be fighting against.
df293f No.14409090
>>14409076
Well shieeeeeeeet I should read all the way through posts before responding to them
45015f No.14409094
>>14409076
Anon, go outside, breathe some fresh air and then return. He's being sarcastic.
6553a0 No.14409103
>>14409090
Fuckin pranked. Everyone needs to chill out. It doesn't matter what you're arguing in this shitflinging, you all look like D&C shills when you sperg out this hard.
26ceed No.14409537
>>14408745
>Raid
I assume it is because this ip-switching cocksucker has posted these in multiple threads.
0b7f55 No.14410245
>>14408257
>False fitpack
>Managed to survive
Spent all day fixing this shit.
I hope >>14408271 is right. Can't find anyone talking about the rumor.
45015f No.14414651
>>14409103
They work for the mercenary.
The masked man.
9a3646 No.14415021
896696 No.14415364
There is evidence that they used SFM CP models for the kid version of the protagonist in one of the cutscenes. Go to materials/models/protagonists/kidmitchell/KidMitchell_Hands_Diff.vtf if you want proof (and yes, they just left the SFM cutscene assets in the game's files).
Out of all the shit they stole for this mod, why the fuck would they even think to use NUDE KID SFM MODELS in a product they are going to sell on a popular online storefront? Where would they even go to steal a model like that? Because that's not exactly something you could just grab off the Workshop. Do they have a pedophile on their team?
e2b4fa No.14415641
>>14415364
>IF ITS DIGITAL ITS CP PROTECT THE KIDS!!!!11111 MUH VICTIMLESS CRIMES!!!!
kys
b1d24e No.14416179
>>14404482
>Keemstar
>Pyrocynical
>Colossal
>IHE
>All voiced characters in this
what happened?
a62a92 No.14416185
>>14415364
post proof yourself faget
cf34cc No.14416916
>>14415364
Do you have any proof of that?
107a15 No.14417062
>>14414651
>The masked man.
The scratched man
fc9dbd No.14417095
>>14403672
>unironically shilling Tyler the Valvedrone
70b369 No.14417211
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
78e15c No.14417245
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Finally some good ol' fucking ban messages.
427329 No.14417498
>>14415364
>>14416185
>>14416916
>>14416919
Not exactly true. The said file actually exists and it's really the texture of a nude kid without genitals, but it was made with MakeHuman, a foss tool for creating human models. So it's (probably) original content and not stolen from porn. Not that it makes it any better. SFM cutscene part is most likely bullshit.
bcc23b No.14417536
>>14417498
Boy, texture files are sure nightmarish.
b34a29 No.14417830
>>14404786
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
9d02b8 No.14417844
>>14410245
As i heard it. It's was something what they shouldn't release with a game, but similar files were in the leaked source engine stuff from 2009 or 2011 year. So for reverse engineers it's nothing new.
9d02b8 No.14417854
>>14417498
Yeah, kid textures, with hairy legs.
9d02b8 No.14417869
>>14415364
Also on facepunch they figured out that they broght model from turbosquid and textures are from makehuman app (?) so they could have stolen them, but it's possible to buy it.
9d02b8 No.14417886
>>14417498
Man, can you show body_diff and not the hands_diff?
d27f13 No.14417917
>>14404802
the light in that picture should be coming from below not from the top. it's just wrong.
427329 No.14417984
>>14417869
MakeHuman is free and the generated content is public domain, so it's legal.
>>14417886
It's just clothes. No signs of debug tools either, just the usual Source SDK stuff. Interestingly there's 10.5 GBs of other source game assets, namely HL2, EP1, EP2, CSS and L4D2 .vpk files.
2548ff No.14418070
>>14417830
>>14417793
>>14417245
>>14417211
You are late to this party, but thanks for helping push this shit thread past the bumplimit.
47def7 No.14418137
>>14418070
Come on man, at least try to hide your butthurt.
45015f No.14418212
>>14417830
I agree with your assessment of this situation but good God is that one ugly nigger.
cf34cc No.14418255
>>14418070
>that nigger is still here
>he's still butthurt
c38c93 No.14418256
>>14406547
>Ha, I’m so enlightened. Nihilism removes the need for me to care about anything, while still allowing me to get up my own ass about how enlightened I am!
Sounds like you still have some growing to do.
a58cf8 No.14419721
>>14418256
Sounds to me like you're projecting. I never said I don't have things I care about.
8ffee4 No.14422915
>>14403990
>*jerks off into the mic*
833170 No.14429735
And now this thread can finally begin it's descent into oblivion
d7e848 No.14429822
>>14404598
>Is that Asian looking guy voiced by IHE?
Why they fuck would IHE of everybody would voice this piece of dogshit?
d7e848 No.14429828
>>14404451
Is the main character (guy whose face is fucked up) voiced by Markiplier?
e8e11c No.14439339
>>14405929
the people who are more likely to ascend to cyber valinor are those who are less vocal about it.
you're still will be stuck here until you pass the final pilgramage into the Grey Havens.