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1aa89e No.14394884
Can anyone stop him from getting to 0 A presses?
Other then one pole of course.
b54743 No.14394906
does he raise the scuttlebugs by standing near the wall and they just go up?
1aa89e No.14394924
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>>14394906
If you too want to learn how to raise scuttlebugs he has a video on that too.
fa6d4e No.14394927
>>14394906
there's a loading area near the doors and if he goes to them the scuttle bug will jump towards mario if he's there, that's why he's going to the wall so that they jump and raise their hight for him
cd4210 No.14394993
a03ae3 No.14395008
>>14394906
Scuttlebugs stay near their spawn point, unless they bump Mario. Thus, by getting bumped by them repeatedly, he updates their base XZ coordinate.
By changing zones at the peak of their jump, it resets their jump animation, making it their new base height. By abusing this, he allows it to get raised repeatedly, resetting their base Y coordinate.
03a9ad No.14395026
An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only zero
7cdf3a No.14395051
>Using hooktube for pannenkoek videos.
For what purpose?
c230a1 No.14395063
>>14395051
Muh view counts and shills
c5c52b No.14395086
>>14394924
>>14394884
My God man. The only justified use of Hooktube is for monetized political shit or region-locked/YouTube-locked videos.
f2ac00 No.14395090
The day Pannen figures out how to pass the pole in Bowser in the Fire Sea will be the day I jizz hands-free.
>>14395026
>An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only zero
This is what Henryfags actually believe
105660 No.14395095
>>14395051
Le invasion meme. People are afraid of getting called out for being a shill, newfag, cuckchanner, or whatever buzzword is popular at the time, even if the game/youtuber/whatever is "/v/ approved".
There are probably are some genuine newfriends and shills on the board shitting it up, but the witch-hunt has gotten so extreme it's destroying threads and ruining conversation/arguments.
7146c6 No.14395096
lol wow is this a brand new meme? lol lol
a364b5 No.14395114
>>14395102
fuck off you meme spewing faggot.
b3a8c3 No.14395180
Memes aside, it's pretty fucking impressive just how much this guy has pushed the game. He might be a massive autismo but I still respect him a bit
a03ae3 No.14395218
>tfw no yoshi bf
just wondering haha
cfcdd4 No.14395231
>>14395180
>Speed=GOD
Wonder if he thinks Sonic the Hedgehog is a messiah?
e1a076 No.14395264
>>14395090
but Henry is superficially technically right
29aaac No.14395280
>>14395180
>it took me weeks
>took 20 years
475768 No.14395296
But if three states such as pressed, held, and released exist, does that mean he technically did it in 1/3 A presses?
29aaac No.14395344
>>14395296
held and pressed can technically be the same, simply by the machine state of either receiving signal or not receiving signal.
3ea3cd No.14395375
>>14394884
Does he do anymore commentaries on his videos? Or did the Henry make him stop that?
01dfef No.14395433
>>14395086
>>14395051
all uses of hooktube are valid, anything to cut jewtube out of the picture
b3a8c3 No.14395603
>>14395375
He stopped the commentaries because he didn't like all of "the half A press" memes. He is a hard working man that takes his hobby seriously
2c3a4a No.14395625
How long would a full 120 star minimum a-press run take at this point? Days? Weeks?
>>14395603
I thought he just didn't like the effort he'd have to put in them.
4a4468 No.14395637
>three more stars down with 0x a press
>raising a scuttlebug for 13hours
Good shit
08c3bc No.14395640
>>14395419
This is what autism looks like
8dde12 No.14395647
>13 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES
>that fucking no-A press quad jump
9358fc No.14395669
>>14395637
>that one kid who raised scuttlebugs for 13 hours to school every day
8b8ffa No.14395722
>>14395669
> Be me
> Be raising Scuttlebugs since I was a child
> Family tradition
> Raising them so they might be a bit higher each year
> It's finally the year I continue the tradition, and the last generation steps down.
> Calculations show that the scuttlebugs won't raise far enough until the next generation takes over
> The next generation will be the one who carries the scuttlebugs to the moon.
Born too late to raise the scuttlebugs at the start.
Born too early to raise them to the stars themselves.
a03ae3 No.14395729
>>14395625
If I recall, the theorycrafted method has <7 stars remaining. One of the hurdles is Bowser in the Sea of Fire (jumping pole), and a few in JRB
afe31b No.14395739
>>14395102
what was up with that one pic series where he had a slitdoodle in one pic and then a humanoid cock and a pair of balls in the next
da3c5c No.14395742
This is a forced meme and you aren't funny.
bf842a No.14395765
How long until someone gets to parallel universes in Odyssey
14de2a No.14395770
>>14395742
"""""Henry""""" please go.
6052ed No.14396125
>>14395096
Lurk more in this QPU, faggot.
218ebb No.14396191
>>14395433
>haha you cut them out if you just route the video through a proxy that collects your data and displays ads in the exact same fashion
Kill yourself.
Upload to any of the hundreds of thousands of video sites instead and link that.
545a7b No.14396598
will the ABC ever see 0x A press for 120 stars?
66ab70 No.14396869
Has this kind of autism been weaponized yet?
2a2c51 No.14397342
>>14395375
You really want to hear his faggy voice
693a6e No.14397576
>>14397342
I like his faggy voice, there is something soothing about hearing him explain this stuff
8ecb7b No.14399720
>no one posted it
You disappoint me, the lot of you.
42883e No.14400604
>>14395264
Henry and Pannen are both technically incorrect. A 0.5x notation is for when a single A Press is held and used across multiple Stars. Pannen simplifies this to 0.5x, which assumes that it is used for two stars, but it could theoretically be used for more, thus making it <0.5x A Presses each.
>>14395625
The attention he received for Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5x A Presses made him feel like if he were to upload any more videos to that channel without them being of the same quality, his less devoted and understanding fans would be disappointed, so he now saves that channel only for commentated videos, and only does commentaries when he has something momentous. He knows his real fans will follow him to his second channel anyway. He avoids commentaries not only because he doesn't want to do a commentary only for it to be disappointing, but also because it is a great deal of extra work, and thus has to be worth it for him, as well. He feels he hasn't had any good enough reasons since Watch for Rolling Rocks to do another commentated video. I disagree. His video about the second Impossible Coin in Tiny Huge Island, and the original path of the slope, was arguably better research and detective work than Watch for Rolling Rocks. But the pressure is too much for him. He admits that he receives money for his main channel, despite not uploading in years, and he knows he could make a significant amount of money by uploading to it, but he says this would make it feel like a job, and kill his motivation. He not only does it for free, he actively avoids getting money for it.
545a7b No.14402950
>>14399720
>8MB
we 16MB now
cf1c93 No.14402984
>>14395433
How about making proper webms which was the expected procedure before this hooktube shit was shilled to death. Anons have pointed out the niche reasons to use hooktube, but using it at all times is fucking retarded and a placebo effect. Hooktube still uses googlevideos to deliver the video. If you're worried about ads or referrer information any half decent browser or extension will take care of that shit.
cf1c93 No.14403005
>>14402984
>>14395433
Forgot to attach the picture like an idiot. Hooktube still uses google to give you the video.
0de608 No.14403519
>>14395095
>but the witch-hunt has gotten so extreme it's destroying threads and ruining conversation/arguments.
Just as planned.
You fucking niggers need to learn to think for yourselves instead of giving in to group-think.
7f5df9 No.14404302
>>14399720
Do we really need to regurgiate the same stale memes every time Pannenkoek makes a new video?
fea85c No.14408228
>>14404302
Sorry "Henry", your inability to grasp a half press of A will never be forgotten.
f13ce1 No.14408255
>>14404302
>He doesn't like old menes because it is not "trendy" anymore
Get a load of this goy
d41f73 No.14408294
What a stupid use of hooktube. You guys really are afraid of being called jews.
8f26f5 No.14408347
>>14403005
It uses googlevideo.com, and only media from it. Hooktube's scripts instruct your browser to directly download the video file from Youtube's video server, thereby passing by Youtube's own content loading scripts which also are responsible for counting views and tracking what you watch. Theoretically they could add some new tracking based purely on which IPs download what videos, but that would open them up to potential fake view bots. Currently you're just using up their bandwith by using hooktube, not giving them anything usable.
be6e42 No.14408558
>>14408294
Pannen deserves views and all, but he doesn't have his uncommented videos monetized anyway, and it's more like using StartPage. It's YouTube with a condom, so they can't track you as easily. HookTube isn't just for avoiding giving people views. That said, webms are a better strategy to avoid YouTube altogether (as I'm certain they also do some amount of tracking on this now, or will in the future), and also protect against videos being taken down or modified.
Man, I miss Pannen's commented videos. He's very good at explaining technical things in a way that's easy for the layman to understand. I'm a professional programmer, and probably 5% of programmers have the ability to explain things in a way that any other living human can understand. It's difficult to share technical knowledge, and it looks so easy until you try to do it yourself.
People joke about the "but first we need to talk about Parallel Universes" thing, but that whole section is masterfully explained so that every Joe watching the video is getting the same thing out of it.
>>14408347
I'm sure they are doing some tracking based on download requests. Your browser gives more information than just IP when it downloads a video, it also gives a fingerprintable user agent, cookies, accept field and compression headers. You can mask those, but most people don't (because it can break a lot of normal functionality), and it is very easy to reliably track those without client-side scripts. You don't need client-side analytics to do tracking if you just want to see who is watching what, especially when you can link an IP and User-Agent fingerprint to the same one that is using other google services, including condomless YouTube, Gmail, Google Docs, etc.
You're not completely safe unless you aren't connecting to Google at all.
7e420f No.14408588
>>14408576
Is this a heavy metal reference?
856b5f No.14408597
>hooktubing the best youtube channel
be6e42 No.14408601
>>14408588
Probably a reference to Elon Musk putting his car in space.
8f26f5 No.14408603
>>14408588
SpaceX suppossedly put a car in space with a dummy in a spacesuit in it, although there's been some pretty convincing fuckups like the "greenscreen" literally fucking malfunctioning, but you're not allowed to question it or you're a flat-earther.
35f041 No.14409669
How do I save every picture in a webpage with wget? I just tried this
>wget -nd -r -P /home/user/Documents/1 -A jpeg,jpg,bmp,gif,png https://8ch.net/v/res/14394884.html
But it's downloading all of 8ch.
1765e2 No.14411911
Finally, I can complete the game!
30da0d No.14411934
>>14408603
Don't you retarded niggers start this shit. Every time somebody says anything about space you fucking morons come here and talk about your ice wall bullshit.
8f26f5 No.14412027
>>14411934
No, don't you start this shit you dumb fucking cunt. I'm not a flat-earther, they're retarded, but so is anyone who believes Elon Musk's bullshit. He didn't refrain from putting a car in space because there is no space, he didn't because it'd be pelted with debris from old broken satellites, and would serve no purpose aside from becoming more of said debris fucking up plans to put actual useful shit up there.
Your immediate accusal of flat-earth-cuckery means you're either a shill from SpaceX who were paid to do so after the "launch", or more likely a retard who believes said shills' bullshit.
a9eb4f No.14412042
>>14396869
As a matter of fact, yes.
What are (((synarchic))) think-thanks?
880a0a No.14412051
>>14412027
Could you point out where the greenscreen fucks up?
>>14408725
8f26f5 No.14412209
>>14412051
Not in that webm, it was a point where the background got staticy but the foreground didn't. That webm is of the cargo bay opening, although it is interesting how said cargo bay is immediately gone afterwards from the reflections in the car, 16 seconds later, while also not being visible anywhere while the car rotates. If the car got spin from being ejected, you'd see it while spinning, if it didn't, you'd see it in the reflection 16 seconds in.
ac62a5 No.14412217
Why doesn't he put all that weaponized autism to a better use and tackle a meaningful challenge?
50fc23 No.14412235
>>14395433
>using a site ran by goons that sells your information to fun their porn is valid
29aaac No.14412829
>>14395433
https://twitter.com/swack
>he doesn' t know hooktube is openly pro SJW, anti white, anti guns, pro marxist
the absolute state of the bunch of "redpilled" retards on the board.
Next thing they re going to say is that using VP8/9 algorithms by google is not openly promoting jewgle
b1f893 No.14412886
>>14412829
>all that crazy lunatic shit
100% satire, no doubt.
7e832e No.14412927
>>14412829
>Hope you're enjoying your privileged day while I'm fighting tooth and nail for my very LIFE under Trump's regime. Every word of his is another savage whipping of my bloodied slave body and you're complicit unless you vote Democrat in midterms.
You niggers really think that dude is being serious?
aefaab No.14413506
>>14409669
Here, take my really shitty bash script.
#!/bin/bash
DIR=$(mktemp -d)
pushd "$DIR" > /dev/null
curl "$1" | sed -e 's/></>\n</g' | grep 'file_store/[0-9a-f]*' | grep '^<p' | sed -s 's;.*\(https\?://media\.8ch\.net/file_store/[0-9a-f]*\.\(jpeg\|jpg\|png\|gif\|webm\|mp4\|pdf\|swf\)\).*;\1;' > files
{ while read file ; do wget "$file" ; done } <files
rm files
echo "$DIR"
popd > /dev/null