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1f9ae0 No.14385633

Since the last one was such a success, decided to make another.

Previous thread: >>14349037

Basically vidya-related things that aren't supposed to make you rage, but somehow do. Something that would otherwise have an inconsequential or even beneficial impact on your life were the shoe on the other foot.

>People born after the year 2000 who think they have a concept of what "nostalgia" is, bonus points if born during Obama administration

Unless your parents were well into the retarded baby age like mine, '97 but parents were born '60/'61 when they had you or you had a shitload of older cousins/siblings that kept around their cool shit for you to play with, then no. Just no. Don't even pretend you understand. Maybe one day there'll be a dystopic future for you to justify your feelings, but for now the present is the present and the past is the past.

<Arcades had already gone I was fortunate enough to catch their final dying breaths during the mid-late 00s

<The sixth gen was out before you were, possibly even the seventh too

<The first phone you had was probably a smartphone, not even a flip or sliding cell

And, to further rehash the OP from the original thread

>People who insist the mobile ports of "TV console" or PC games are anywhere near or even better than the real thing

The biggest problem I've found in my experience is the developers have to cram what was a controller/full keyboard layout onto a 10 inch touchscreen without obscuring most of the game. And that's before you take the HUD into account. Look at GTA III for example. Huge, translucent buttons that simplify actions which previously took 2 - 3 keys to execute. They didn't even bother using the technically superior Xbox port with the revamped higher poly models or better shaders, even though that's what R* could and arguably should have done. For whatever reason, probably due to the misplacement/destruction of master discs, the versions of the GTA games that the mobile ports use are prerelease PS2/PSP versions with slightly different assets from the ones that were initially put to print. So it's not even based off of the best possible version of the game.

698355 No.14385657

>comparing the PS2 version instead of OG XB

The PS2 version had terrible framerate, like sub 30 FPS.


0ac9a9 No.14385977

File: f2308cc77d5e26e⋯.jpg (389.46 KB, 1282x1000, 641:500, PSX_Castlevania_Symphony_O….jpg)

>Basically vidya-related things that aren't supposed to make you rage, but somehow do. Something that would otherwise have an inconsequential or even beneficial impact on your life were the shoe on the other foot.

Not sure if this counts, but being exposed to this piece of shit in early age.

>tactile real time combat with RPG elements and loot system

>homoerotic art and setting

>mixture of metal and victorian music

<can't enjoy action games without grinding attached to it

<always make my custom characters into fucking ladyboys

<get really fucking distracting if game's ost is not to my liking

Shit like dark souls only worsened my condition.

I wish I played something else instead.


c6137d No.14386168

File: ffe6074765bd9b5⋯.png (618.28 KB, 632x738, 316:369, doot.png)

>>14385977

>Shit like dark souls only worsened my condition.

I think you have to go out of your way to make yourself into a tranny in DaS. Anyway, if that's what you want, you should kill yourself. You know you will eventually anyway; especially after you cut your feminine penis off and force dildo your open wound daily to prevent it from healing up like an open wound normally would. You probably enjoy pic related and think the originals suck.


b52291 No.14386184

File: 4145ae21d2eadd5⋯.png (712.81 KB, 1024x700, 256:175, anger of kirby.png)

Interesting OP.

>Faggots who parade Mortal Kombat as "the most violent video game back in the day"

>Ed boon himself has gone on record to say "MK was NOT the most violent, there were others at the time that surpassed it, it was just highly popular and had the violence."

>due to him not able to mention what the competition was due to the interviews, he couldn't say, so people call bullshit on him

>remember being in the arcades when MK1 and MK2 dropped

>super popular

>but right next to it

>arcade cabinet with a mounted gun

>fucking mowing down animated dudes in totally-not-'nam

>limbs and bodies flying

>boss is a fucking brain in a jar that splatters gore everywhere when you shoot it

>because fatalities were hard to come across other than the Pit, you could go a whole day without a fatality on the MK cabinet, but that fucking Gun game had gore in it's fucking demo screen


c904f9 No.14386385

File: 489d5f52ee564ef⋯.png (352.11 KB, 660x362, 330:181, Downgrade.png)

File: 98a94dcf26bed60⋯.jpg (24.5 KB, 257x525, 257:525, nemeshit.jpg)

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> One of the best JRPGs for the NDS

> Atlus decides to give it a 3DS enhanced port

> Because it's Atlus, the port just needs to have an expanded storyline that makes no sense and an extra waifu shoved into the story

> This is the definitive version goy

> Art is remade. It's absolute shit

> Art is so bad the game gives you an option to switch back to the old one.

I fucking hate Atlus. How many times do they need to pull this shit before someone shoots them? Then again, Japan is infested with waifufags and Atlus's CEOs are complete faggots.


e8af35 No.14386423

File: eaedba1621a5c7e⋯.jpg (8.98 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 119e2336f072ad5ff1f35b7f88….jpg)

>>14385633

>waah people younger than me can't have nostalgia

Wanna go on about woodstock next, you old fucking granny?


a1f361 No.14386669

>>14386423

>newfags with a max age of 18 can have nostalgia


2385c6 No.14386719

>>14386385

>Japan is full of waifufags and Atlus’s CEOs know how to capitalize on a market.

It’s not personal, it’s just business.


c904f9 No.14386850

>>14386719

It's a shitty practice.


ce3ad0 No.14386975

>>14386385

>> Art is so bad the game gives you an option to switch back to the old one.

Paid DLC.


df2c88 No.14386977

>>14386669

Yes, that's correct. There is no specified time requirement for nostalgia. Here's a definition of it:

>a wistful desire to return in thought or in fact to a former time in one's life, to one's home or homeland, or to one's family and friends; a sentimental yearning for the happiness of a former place or time

Nostalgia often refers to something long ago, but what a long time is is relative. If a war suddenly broke out and you lost your home, I'm pretty damn sure you would be nostalgic for a time when you actually had a roof over your head and didn't see someone get killed every day within a year.


df2c88 No.14386997

>>14386977

Also like an idiot I forgot to say that I have no idea what is with the influx of retards that think that nostalgia refers only to X number of decades into the past (typically and coincidentally being roughly the same as how long it has been since that person was a kid). Who is it that is teaching all you idiots that nostalgia can only refer to your childhood?


ac50e1 No.14387089

I hate it a lot when something breaks the pace of a game. Those segments in half life and a bunch of games where you're only allowed to progress once whatever NPCs finishes talking your ear off. Repeated animations that take away control from you that stop being cool after the second time. Those valve doors in Mirror's Edge that pretty much waste all your momentum as well as 3 seconds of your time.

It just pisses me off if nothing is not uber fluid and has discontinuities, if that makes sense.


c904f9 No.14387146

>>14386975

I knew I was forgetting an asinine fact.


4957b8 No.14387219

File: 4970e92743e3920⋯.png (12.99 KB, 200x200, 1:1, protip-red.png)

>>14386184

Don't say "dropped" when you mean came out / was released, as that makes you sound ignorant and low-class.


febf98 No.14387470

File: 50052e608045a16⋯.gif (494.23 KB, 500x374, 250:187, consider.gif)

>>14387219

Correcting other peoples vernacular makes you come across as a pretentious faggot.


872f61 No.14387507

Raging is fucking retarded.


872f61 No.14387527

>>14385633

>>14385657

You can mod the game with Xbox graphics. I've done it on the PC version, and heard you can do it on the smartphone version. I'm sure there are graphics mods there with even better graphics than the Xbox version.


872f61 No.14387534

>>14387219

Your mother "dropped" you on your head when you were a baby.


ce3ad0 No.14387566

>>14387534

You mean bashed his head in like a nigger.


d86895 No.14387835

My lack of dubs is rage inducing


c42540 No.14387974

>>14387835

I'll share mine with you


770127 No.14388362

File: 288f75089420510⋯.png (53.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 288f75089420510bb3c76617bf….png)

>>14385633

>DAE 80's kid? Holy fuck these 12 year old piss me off, how could they not know about arcades? I was born in 97 btw


6ba645 No.14395364

>>14385633

lmao this blogpost


4bd148 No.14401562

File: e732587696954fa⋯.jpg (140.99 KB, 500x585, 100:117, ayy lmarmour.jpg)

>>14385633

>>People who insist the mobile ports of "TV console" or PC games are anywhere near or even better than the real thing

<people who care about the quality of mobile ports at all




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