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File: 3fe6d8f160804c9⋯.jpeg (455.53 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 9DF89DB1-501C-4DB5-8E6F-F….jpeg)

202687 No.14373735

Who’s ready for Final Fantasy XV: Episode 3?

9f483e No.14373741

This has gone beyond the point of parody.


10599f No.14373747

>square enix has put out more half-life related content than valve has in the past decade


a176c2 No.14373756

File: b91ec64ed112198⋯.webm (706.63 KB, 640x360, 16:9, KEK GOD.webm)


aedc5d No.14373760

>>14373741

FFXV or the lack of HL3?


10599f No.14373762


023ac9 No.14373788

I sure could go for some Cup Noodles™ right now


733718 No.14373797

The true Episode 3


01c9c2 No.14373833

That looks too retarded to be real. I'm simply going to ignore it.


1bc5d3 No.14373838

File: 2b69ef5388984e1⋯.jpg (44.07 KB, 610x340, 61:34, These things take time.jpg)

The hint is, they'd have to go a final fantasy route of near bankruptcy before they do a last gamble effort to make Half Life 2: Episode 3 or just skip straight to Half Life 3. Since they have steam, so it's a never ever happening.


d99667 No.14373850

File: 4045508c3c26a6d⋯.jpg (40.3 KB, 640x480, 4:3, heh 06.jpg)


810ce9 No.14373869

>>14373735

What if i'l go check to prove that this is fake, op?


6209b9 No.14373907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Dammit. There's even a trailer for this. Guess what's on the guy's head.


6209b9 No.14373909

File: 5e328768e20bf07⋯.png (464.78 KB, 791x432, 791:432, 155gb.PNG)


584a49 No.14373912

File: 7a51dab9b07e842⋯.jpg (40.39 KB, 444x470, 222:235, 1499368256101.jpg)


6209b9 No.14373925

File: b8b65eca08a6851⋯.png (368.01 KB, 603x394, 603:394, 100 or 155.PNG)

So, which version will you pirate, anon?


733718 No.14373938

>>14373925

None, I'll be waiting for mods and an SSD.


222e68 No.14373939

File: f92bf08d2db44e0⋯.jpg (113.8 KB, 640x640, 1:1, excited indian.jpg)

>>14373912

Next Monday, on 26th February, a free playable demo for Final Fantasy XV Windows Edition will be available to download! It will be available on the FFXV Windows Edition Steam page and will contain the entirety of Chapter 1.

Cool, there isn't even a need to pirate.


259b73 No.14373970

File: 467a935b3fcac6e⋯.gif (982.85 KB, 245x160, 49:32, question mark.gif)

>>14373735

What's next? Mario + HL crossover?


1c911f No.14373985

So if I'm not a retard and wait until it's released to see if it's worth buying as if I'd waste money on something infected with denuvo I don't have to see the ugly costume from a mediocre meme series?

Great. Can I miss out on the Cup Noodle adverts by not pre-ordering as well?


162352 No.14374063

File: 59c45fd76e45dd1⋯.mp4 (12.04 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Final Fantasy XV - Gladiol….mp4)

>>14373985

>miss out on the cup noodle adverts

Pretty sure you can't strip the main questline, most food items and a lot of dialogue from the game. And I don't know why anyone on earth would want to play this.


535580 No.14374167

>>14374063

>And I don't know why anyone on earth would want to play this.

Well, other people are playing it, so it must be good, right? :^)


733718 No.14374182

>>14374167

I just want to break it with mods and create custom maps.


9106a2 No.14374221

File: e2f33ffe26d6dd7⋯.gif (141.86 KB, 270x270, 1:1, laughingmadman.gif)

IT'S FUCKING REAL


d44128 No.14374223

File: 6a09adabe4631bb⋯.jpeg (170.95 KB, 1221x768, 407:256, 99F6CC93-0615-45D8-9E84-9….jpeg)

File: d8911cf5705da81⋯.jpg (20.48 KB, 420x350, 6:5, images.jpg)

HL3 CONFIRMED

WE DID IT REDDIT


312ec3 No.14374235

Just had to check the date to make sure it's not April Fools yet.


9331b5 No.14374241

File: 0037da9c61667f3⋯.gif (2.97 MB, 320x291, 320:291, MMb91ZC.gif)

File: 8d728b100449678⋯.gif (888.39 KB, 450x252, 25:14, 1400463588679.gif)

File: 3812fc685a3dcf0⋯.gif (498.9 KB, 345x276, 5:4, baseket.gif)


0bf1e5 No.14374252

File: d7a2ea0551b8cb9⋯.gif (9.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, halflife3announced.gif)

Just goes to show you the state of affairs at valve when the first time in years the existence of half life has even been mentioned is part of a promo that they probably directly asked to be related to half life.


92e600 No.14374257

File: 03f84836f0e1eca⋯.mp4 (4.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1430744062791.mp4)

>>1437373

upboated


dd96bc No.14374267

File: 180b51c7395066c⋯.jpg (17.92 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 1451663678340.jpg)


11df33 No.14374290

WHERES GURDON

WHERE IS DA FREEMAN


9331b5 No.14374311

File: e9528f42e5bcc68⋯.png (523.52 KB, 351x795, 117:265, LR_Tomb_Raider.png)

File: e44bade345f211b⋯.jpg (113.69 KB, 600x300, 2:1, ba3fd6f6f9da7bf5b1728372d0….jpg)

File: 8705610191f66ae⋯.jpg (66.19 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 19akoin10v9z5jpg.jpg)

File: 34c3863de821243⋯.jpg (147.2 KB, 530x298, 265:149, dims.jpg)

File: 2ca768158a7fdd8⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1305x834, 435:278, Lighting_Returns_Fan-Servi….png)

>>14373735

You guys don't really keep up on what Square Enix is doing most of the time are you?


e1343d No.14374313

File: f01dd124c22953e⋯.mp4 (915.66 KB, 480x480, 1:1, fox giggles.mp4)

>>14373735

the fuck


64cad5 No.14374314

>>14373735

This shit has to stop.

Everytime I hear about this game now all I can think of is a glorified fucking advertisement for many other products.


c1477e No.14374319

File: 29474c334392e80⋯.jpg (316.67 KB, 2047x1204, 2047:1204, ff15 asscreed.jpg)

File: 57985b423a1eae1⋯.webm (153.99 KB, 480x360, 4:3, I love bullshit like this.webm)

>>14373735

This plus the asscreed festival almost make me want to play the game just because of how silly it is.


0bf1e5 No.14374323

>>14374311

Yeah but that's lightning faggotry, everyone knows lighting is square's waifu.


536752 No.14374367

File: 578ac9dad5a45f5⋯.mp4 (4.91 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, c0c0cb89bae5a42214991f191d….mp4)

>>14374252

>nearly 10MB

>gif

good god man,get your shit together


0bf1e5 No.14374380

>>14374367

Sorry it's ages old.


604b87 No.14374386

File: b3f552243b8632f⋯.png (88.86 KB, 330x328, 165:164, 1409605351408.png)

>>14374311

>giving the clothes of Aeris to some to Lightning of all the fucking people.


8cafae No.14374391

File: 6d363ab501049be⋯.png (5.6 MB, 2121x1611, 707:537, absolutely dis.png)

>>14373735

Autistic fanfiction level holy shit


16309f No.14374394

>>14374319

>King was just recently assasinated

>Hey guys! let's celebrate the Assassin's Festival!

>Who needs the Power of Kings when you have the power of Assassins! - Prompto

Really fucking retarded AssCreed We Wuz promotion.


651800 No.14374402

ITS FAKE STOP FALLING FOR IT


0bf1e5 No.14374418


651800 No.14374424

>>14374418

brb killing myself


9331b5 No.14374429

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

733718 No.14374433


651800 No.14374441

>>14374433

Never trust a developer that doesn't clearly say that there won't be denuvo. Remember Sonic Mania.


1a0109 No.14374447

>>14374063

I personally enjoyed all the coleman brand coleman.


733718 No.14374463


576073 No.14374468

File: aec7cbaee992adf⋯.png (45.77 KB, 489x630, 163:210, 2018-02-22_12-49-45.png)


ce4055 No.14374482

>>14374468

Well, they want healthy modding of this game too, so maybe that will stop installation of denuvo.


733718 No.14374484

>>14374468

>Highlighting a statement with no nuance

Nigger fucking read the whole aryicle I shared.


9331b5 No.14374486

>>14374311

how does Lightning Tomb Raider have even less curves than nu-Lara?

she a tranny or something?


576073 No.14374491

>>14374484

I did and it's clear as day that the game isn't going to have Denuvo attached to it.


733718 No.14374512

>>14374486

That's still the NuLara body model anon.

>>14374491

There's still 2 weeks to release and they can easily bait and switch.

There's a chance and not much more, don't be naive anon, this is Squeenix we're talking about.


04b6a7 No.14374535

File: 105f6efbeccc91a⋯.jpg (83.74 KB, 259x269, 259:269, fun time tonite.jpg)

>>14373735

NOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHAHAHAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


aeadf1 No.14374537

>>14374433

Why is it always trash games that take these stances, god fucking damn it.


733718 No.14374571

>>14374537

>Only trash games don't have Denuvo

Are you brain damaged anon?


410797 No.14374575

File: 26a1c1d777f3ff9⋯.jpg (61.43 KB, 420x393, 140:131, 26a1c1d777f3ff94990ad63b85….jpg)

>i was the fucker in the monkey's paw thread wishing for HL3

>mfw this happens

Is it too late to ask for my wish back?


ba2d31 No.14374593

File: 496e9d6d2f7e02d⋯.jpg (32.36 KB, 480x647, 480:647, 7d4ba133915bab4cc5af00056f….jpg)

>>14373909

>155GB

Optimization is dead


733718 No.14374598

>>14374593

>Kike Cucklasa


576073 No.14374600

>>14374512

The Sonic Mania bit was a special case because some autistic fatass streamed himself (badly) playing an illicitly obtained copy of the game all over the god damn internet. So the suits decided to not only add it to the PC version but screwed the pooch by neglecting to mention it on the game's store page.


8eaa5d No.14374618

File: c9cb0cf0d108571⋯.jpg (317.29 KB, 906x511, 906:511, Tremors_-_re_View_-_YouTub….jpg)


04b6a7 No.14374627

File: 40e4be3f24e41b0⋯.jpg (241.63 KB, 1124x1024, 281:256, blins and smetana in dunge….jpg)

>>14374600

Who could That mystErious indiViduaL bE, i wonder.


312ec3 No.14374629

>>14373909

>155GB

>to play a worthless piece of shit boyband casual game

Sometimes I wish that we had kept on killing japs rather than nuking them until they all died.


aeadf1 No.14374664

>>14374571

No, only trash games go out of their way to state they won't have Denuvo. How the fuck am I supposed to support XV of all things? Square should have done that with Deus Ex.


d99667 No.14374669

File: 90242d418c4324c⋯.gif (1.38 MB, 400x225, 16:9, heh 05.gif)


ba2d31 No.14374673

>>14374664

>Pozzed Ex

>good

You really are brain-damaged.


733718 No.14374675

>>14374600

Mark streamed the Switch version Sega stupidly shipped to him before release though.

>>14374664

Kingdom Come is pretty good though.


aeadf1 No.14374689

>>14374675

Didn't he just pick up a copy of the Switch special edition from Walmart and was allowed to activate it before release because Nintendo is absolute dogshit at system software?


576073 No.14374704

>>14374675

>Mark streamed the Switch version Sega stupidly shipped to him before release though.

Considering the fact that Mark once tried to steal a physical copy of Overwatch from a Gamestop because he wanted to try it and not pay for it, I don't believe the mis-shipment story whatsoever.


312ec3 No.14374708

>>14374689

>Walmart

Do rich NY spoiled kike manchildren even go to Walmart?


0bf1e5 No.14374713

File: f8f1c7adf89221c⋯.gif (940.06 KB, 627x502, 627:502, desire to know more.gif)


ba2d31 No.14374715

>>14374708

If they're retarded, yes.


733718 No.14374775

>>14374673

You know what's sad?

Mankind Divided could have actually been good

They had some top tier graphical advancements like real time reflections and had music by fucking Sonic Mayhem and the Neotokyo guy.

Then the SJW pandering, shit tier game design, DRM and pre order kikery kicked in.

Fucking hell

>>14374689

Yeah, that was it, sorry for the misinfo


576073 No.14374833

>>14374713

About a month after Overwatch was released and just before the threads became entirely designated shitposting dumpsterfires, Mark mentioned how he regretted his purchase of the game. He tried to save face by bringing up how he had attempted to palm the game from a Gamestop but got caught by an employee that knew his dad, so he played it off like "oh, silly forgetful me, let me pay for this".

Coincidentally, the meta thread he said that in was locked shortly thereafter and then deleted.


90b8be No.14375110

File: c9c42bb0981044e⋯.jpg (29.21 KB, 308x320, 77:80, All smiles.jpg)

>square enix saves half life

What a time to be alive.


10599f No.14375151

>>14374833

Mark isn’t the board owner >we need, but he’s the board owner >we deserve.


87e857 No.14375167

>>14374319

When I say silly I just use it as a stand-in for fucking retarded around communist communities online, I have to stop doing that.


475baa No.14375177

File: 5cbedb340bf7c75⋯.png (806.45 KB, 936x762, 156:127, 0407516045140.png)

>>14374600

>So the suits decided to not only add it to the PC version but screwed the pooch by neglecting to mention it on the game's store page.

You titanic nigger, they delayed the game for two weeks and gave everyone a genesis copy of sonic 1 to try and prevent people from refunding the game fuck off


576073 No.14375191

>>14375177

If you're trying to make a point then you're doing a terrible job.


475baa No.14375210

>>14375191

My point being they already knew what they were doing was wrong and trying to pretend gets bullied by undertalefags and can't fight an octopus cakeboy mc 1:12 K/D is anything more than a scapegoat is suspicious.

Since most of us KNEW denuvo was in the game beforehand due to dates concerning the Encryption files


576073 No.14375240

>>14375210

Your entire post is a massive run-on sentence I can't make heads or tails of. How about we try this one more time, but this time you stop typing like a fuckin' sperg and start making sense.


87a82a No.14375254

>>14373735

>multiplayer expansion

the what now?


475baa No.14375269

>>14375240

THE SAY GUH PEOPLE PUT THA DENOVU IN THE GAME BEFORE THEY DELAYED IT OR MARK STREAMED IT

that simple enough for you to understand you illiterate boob?


fc3bc5 No.14375281

File: ac7081c9aae08db⋯.png (275.57 KB, 1920x964, 480:241, mark life 3..PNG)

is this a sign?


51b8e7 No.14375286

>>14373909

>155 GB

Insulting.


733718 No.14375302

Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14375281

Even the literal shill has lost hope


576073 No.14375304

File: c7c38e17ecedd80⋯.gif (284.68 KB, 500x281, 500:281, c7c38e17ecedd800c0d870affd….gif)

>>14375269

>THE SAY GUH PEOPLE PUT THA DENOVU

I can't tell if I'm in the middle of having a stroke or that you just can't form a coherent sentence.

I'm being dead serious here.


733718 No.14375313

>>14375304

Just drop dead already


8642ca No.14375376

>>14373735

At least it isn't as bad as that Assassin's festival shit.


a292b9 No.14375390

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14375254

FFXV:Comrades, its like typical hunting game. Basically got 3 mission type, kill everything in sight, kill this boss and defend this thing. Gameplay is very different than the main game its actually better. It's not very hard or deep gameplay but its fun and you can do crazy ninja shit.The main problem is the matchmaking, it doesn't have like a lobby system where you can see all the quest posted by players, instead you choose a quest from the mission list and then it show if there a party open for that quest. Also, bad networking, you constantly DC and switch to offline mode and the only way to get back online is to exit the game and login again.


556345 No.14375402

File: c2a43c9ce561c52⋯.png (119.13 KB, 346x472, 173:236, are you really gonna cook ….png)


a3c042 No.14375526

>>14373909

yes, for 4K textures. the other download is 100 GB, and that includes all the post-launch content and expansions added. on console it's like 91 GB.


9d5ad3 No.14375580

Imagine being a Valve fan in 2018


733718 No.14375594

>>14375580

>Valve

Who?


a292b9 No.14375615

File: 56f72e9e5e19cd1⋯.jpg (202.72 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, wallpaper_pc_master_race_0….jpg)

>>14375580

What changed? Gaben used to be the chosen one


90b8be No.14375620

>>14375594

Old name for Steam.


9d5ad3 No.14375631

>>14375615

the illusion fell apart


475baa No.14375643

>>14375615

A Half assed attempt at unfucking the contoller situation with PCs (By the way, thanks valve, a controller that has rights managment, fantastic job) Dabbling in VR and letting people sell tech demos at near full price while also not fucking making steam VR accessible to all Video hardware developers to the point even MICROSOFT is making HMD development easier than valve.

Axing flash sales

Increasing the cut they take from steam market transactions

Officially supporting GEEL the faggot brony jewlord that runs Backpack.tf and fixes prices for items to generate profit (And also increased the price of keys to 40 refined)


62484a No.14375648

File: 7636b62c5b7e055⋯.jpg (139.73 KB, 1276x720, 319:180, 01.jpg)

File: 9858e234d94d207⋯.jpg (50.89 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 02.jpg)

File: 688b1e2585d88f1⋯.jpg (74.9 KB, 1407x922, 1407:922, 03.jpg)

>>14373735

>Valve games reduced to DLC content and cards

You should have died a hero, Gabe.


410797 No.14375649

File: 7a700679049b744⋯.jpg (52.23 KB, 550x578, 275:289, 5fbb7011522204d0ed446aa445….jpg)

>>14375615

What rock have you been living under?


7da1b3 No.14375652

File: 6a8519b4de2a3af⋯.gif (1.13 MB, 255x255, 1:1, 1412982002344.gif)

>155GB

Has no one at Square Enix heard of optimization/audio compression?


f2263f No.14375672

>>14374386

Yeah, Lightning is too pure to be a prostitute.


312ec3 No.14375682

>>14375652

They just want the goyim to buy the latest hardware.


9d5ad3 No.14375687

>>14375652

I imagine they're going full on 4k meme and actually going with uncompressed, highly detailed assets. Maybe the highest detail assets in just about any game.


62484a No.14375688

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14375652

>No quality control in FFXV

But anon, that would imply that this game was a quick cash grab slapped together by hackney frauds.


556345 No.14375698

It's Nomura's fault for abandoning the project. Maybe now people realize he wasn't the one responsible for turning FF to shit.


9f635b No.14375727

>>14375688

>slapped together by hackney frauds

They are obviously nips, why would it imply they are hackney? Or are you just a retard who puts random words together without having the faintest clue what they mean?


aea3b2 No.14375728

>>14375687

Yeah, like those textures I saw where the boys had lizard skin. A thread was made about them a week or two or three ago, fuck me if I know.

>>14375723

Calm down Tora, this is not the Xenoblade thread.


aea3b2 No.14375735

>>14375648

I hope SASRT2 has TF2 guys again. Online I will still only take Tails, Shadow, Eggman or Metal (in this order) whenever possible, don't get me wrong, but at least they weren't the motherfucking Danica Putrick.


a292b9 No.14375759

>>14375682

1TB harddrive isn't that expensive anymore, the main hindrance of large game is your ISP since some have data capped


312ec3 No.14375765

>>14375759

The game is over a tenth of your average hard drive space, still too large for your everyday gamer.


62484a No.14375777

File: d8c3d7a298d7799⋯.gif (157.42 KB, 329x353, 329:353, 982d78f6c71582cb391832057f….gif)

>>14375727

It was a simple typo you clod, I meant to type hackneyed.


d200a6 No.14375782

File: ac33ac3dd84876d⋯.gif (336.15 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 0dee916e3f5454db06d73d35b9….gif)

>Mario & Rabbids

>Sonic & Hooters

>Final Fantasy & Half-Life

What other crossovers and cross-promotions should we expect?


57aa2d No.14375785

File: 8e6ec544a62afdd⋯.mp4 (852.97 KB, 326x244, 163:122, 904012.mp4)

>>14373756

I NEED MORE RISITAS


fc3bc5 No.14375813

File: c6b2e4a32bebecc⋯.jpg (112.89 KB, 1600x990, 160:99, 2553º.jpg)

>>14375782

me and my singles


9332ae No.14379266

File: 6dafcf2eb73dfef⋯.png (1.77 MB, 1295x1617, 185:231, Jack.png)

Except it's still fucking nothing.


45e21f No.14379329

>>14373985

>Can I miss out on the Cup Noodle adverts by not pre-ordering as well

Every single thing in the game is an advert m8, from the jackets they wear down to the cutlery they use.


56f43f No.14379331

File: 685f177414bd07c⋯.webm (443.19 KB, 854x480, 427:240, brb killing myself.webm)

>>14374424

webm for you


0058c1 No.14379355

>>14375782

You mean Sonic and Totino's, or did I miss something?


37a8da No.14379360

>>14373770

Why did that punch heal him?


9f483e No.14379369

>>14379355

It was last year in October.


ff111e No.14379380

>>14373735

Seeing an HEV suit in that level of rendered detail makes me fucking sad, guys. We'll never see that for real.


9f483e No.14379385

>>14379380

I'm more sad seeing Freeman's face. He looks like a caveman.


56f43f No.14379390

>>14375648

>>14375735

>Implying she was worse that literal manchild meme doge

That said, the TF2 guys have so much potential for various games that I'm somewhat surprised they haven't crossed over into more things.

>>14379355

No, like, literal partnership.

http://archive.is/dk9yD


862e8c No.14379398

>>14379385

Isn't that just one of the FFXV soyboys dressed as Freeman?


9f483e No.14379403

>>14379398

No. The facial hair isn't patchy enough and his skin doesn't look diseased.


6d6deb No.14379430

>>14375728

yeah, ridiculous levels of detail for the 4K meme makes sense.


23d06d No.14379675

>>14374715

Jews are cheap enough that they buy many non-food items from Wal-Mart.

Though knowing Mark he probably gets cheap cake there as well

After all, only Goyim pay full price at Goystop.


733718 No.14379728

EULA page has been updated on the Steam page.

No Denuvo

Are they finally learning?

http://store.steampowered.com//eula/637650_eula_0

>>14379710

>/intl/ shitskins

>Effort

Good joke, they could at least be creative and spam 2044 instead, but no, we get this unfunny now overused garbage.


31d900 No.14379737

>>14379728

I think he was being sarcastic.


733718 No.14379758

>>14379737

I know, I'm merely pretending to prove a point.


7a378e No.14379760

>>14379728

>can't recognize sarcasm

Are you actually autistic?


feb3fb No.14379772

File: fe8d2cebaa6969e⋯.png (132.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14373735

Is this some sort of cry for help from someone trapped at Valve? Has someone been kidnapped by SE goons?


733718 No.14379785

>>14379772

>Cry for help

Why would it be?

The fat Kike doesn't want to work on Half Life, he said it himself.


023873 No.14379893

>>14374311

Why is this ugly ass bitch being pushed into absolutely everything?


d99667 No.14379906

>>14374833

It is ok to steal games, anon.

When (((they))) stopped giving free demos and started to prevent any means for the consumer to test and know the game before buying, it became ok to steal from (((them))).

>>14375615

Idolizing a corporate suit leads to said suit becoming a greedy and exploitative piece of shit, anon.

>>14375782

Reasident Evil and Black Panther. Killing niggers is always fun.

>>14379893

They spent time and resources creating a hated talking meat character, so now they are trying to force people to like her (and are failing at every attempt) in hopes of recouping the failed investment.


feb3fb No.14379952

>>14379785

I was thinking more someone else that is caught in the eternal hell of ASSFAGGOTS, hats and neon knives. There's some alternate timeline where Alien Swarm took off instead.


9b44f9 No.14379960

>>14379785

Really he said that?


9f483e No.14379974

>>14379893

>is

I think you mean was.


27089e No.14381908

>>14379296

>If japan was nuked to death, chinks would invade nippon and make chinese anime. And everyone would be a chinaboo today.

Yeah, if only they had this silly island then those 1.3 billion people could finally produce one or two creative guys for once.

But right now they just don't have that chance. Are you retarded? You'd be the exact same type of humanoid insect you are right now.


95238a No.14381964

File: 5ea58cd3f37e57c⋯.jpg (71.08 KB, 600x656, 75:82, Don't judge me.jpg)

Huff Lyfe


95238a No.14382077

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14375652

>Has no one at Square Enix heard of optimization/audio compression?

Why would they want to do that, when bigger is clearly better. Push that graphics envelope, make things more cinematic, filled with effects and over-the-top action with confusing non-sensical stories that appear 2deep4yu on the surface.

Square has no idea what makes a good game anymore, so they try to hit all the mass marketing buttons as hard as they can in hopes that their garbage will be a hit.

Remember that big install sizes must mean that the software must be completely jam packed with top quality assets and filled with hundreds of hours of exciting content! Shit, $50 is an absolute STEAL for 155GB worth of content from one of the industries most premier studios!

The Witcher 3 is only about 35 GB, which means FFXV has got to be at least 6 times bigger and better looking.


6d6deb No.14382084

>>14382077

your entire worldview is retarded and dramatically disconnected to how the world functions and how the industry has worked for the past 15 years. You haven't played a game newer than 2007, have you?


d8dc82 No.14382180

>>14379331

Mortal Kombat got weird


1285b0 No.14382201

>>14375652

>optimization/audio compression

It died with the 7th generation


d1c2cb No.14382204

>>14373735

The design direction that they've gone for in ffxv is so ugly. They should just have cartoony graphics like persona.


01c9c2 No.14382223

File: 1286fd4343efd89⋯.png (1.03 MB, 881x725, 881:725, ClipboardImage.png)

Oh Christ, is Sidney's face this horrifyingly detailed on the console versions? It looks awful.


420fdd No.14382232

>>14382077

dont know why you think this is new. square has straight up admitted they dont compress audio or cinematic's for their pc versions since the release of FFXIII on pc.


3293a7 No.14382240

File: 825d6f6ed39a14f⋯.png (4.47 MB, 1936x1050, 968:525, ffxv_leather_sofa_face.png)


a4ea00 No.14382259

File: db7a8287140447c⋯.jpg (118.28 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, sanic.jpg)

>>14374627

Man i thought there mAy have been a Real Klue in the letters (you) capitalized.


01c9c2 No.14382262

File: afd9a4229a42a59⋯.jpg (44.43 KB, 340x565, 68:113, seriously.jpg)

>>14382240

>Even his teeth have that texture.


9f483e No.14382267

>>14382223

>>14382240

Imagine being the malnourished and underpaid gook who had to texture this shit.


bc8bf5 No.14382484

File: e68817f1f8b451d⋯.mp4 (284.16 KB, 360x360, 1:1, I wanna fucking die.mp4)


21fbc1 No.14383866

>>14379360

Manga is read top to bottom, right to left. n-not that I'm a weeb or anything


2fc45a No.14383904

>>14383866

He's trolling you anon…….


5a2b12 No.14383955

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14374063

That has to be the most obnoxious product placement I've ever seen in a video game. Reminds me of this shit.


c1ab67 No.14384016

File: 39cd903cd573417⋯.jpg (48.41 KB, 640x659, 640:659, 39c7e9cc40fa2364153df3dcfa….jpg)

>>14374063

When I was younger I remember a game magazine saying something like "This axe ad isn't too bad, but if I ever see link wearing nike shoes I'm going to vomit." How far we've come.


bd2372 No.14384078

File: c0e5f639004af6c⋯.png (147.21 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, tomoko.png)

>>14383955

The pepsi machines in Bionic Commando 2009 were pretty stupid.

>>14383866

Wrong. It's read in an S-shape.


e9a0dc No.14384101

>>14375615

Remember that Gabe Newell was the original SWATter. It was always just a cult of personality built up for a greedy kike.


733718 No.14398549


000000 No.14398853

>>14375782

>Final Fantasy VII Remake/Grand Theft Auto

All you had to do was get offa the damn train, C.J.

>Metroid/Marvel Cinematic Universe

Samus squares off with Tony Stark and has arguments with Black Panther over who fits where in the privilege hierarchy. Meanwhile, X and Zero sit in a bar across the street ordering their 39th Sub Tank in celebration of not having to put up with any more Tumblr shit.

>Dead or Alive/Soul Calibur

This needs to happen because the amount of tits and ass would usher in the biggest triggering of all time.

>Dead or Alive/Halo

Oh wait, this actually happened, never mind.

>Star Wars/Tony Hawk Pro Skater

Shit, this happened too.

>Star Wars/Drakengard

Preorder Battlefront 3 and get Anakin and Caim's Happy Fun Child Murder Hour DLC!


c5822f No.14399190

File: 6a73777e00a7d20⋯.jpg (108.07 KB, 380x537, 380:537, Alien_Slave_HD.jpg)

>>14373735

THE FREE MAN IS HERE AT LAST

THE FREE MAN CAN KISS MY ASS


c1477e No.14408416

File: c28946b5d192844⋯.jpg (46.98 KB, 680x383, 680:383, DXIilJsVoAES2Qk.jpg)

Now this is a real pre-order bonus, I don't know how Steam is going to compete


625335 No.14408470

>>14382077

When was the last time SE even made a good game? FFIX?


ecd59f No.14408485

>>14408416

Thanks doc.


a2815b No.14408495

>>14408416

EA could give them commander Shepard outfits. Instead they gave them sims university horses. Great.


c1477e No.14408531

>>14408495

Best part is the Steam version has workshop support, so someone can just make a Shepard skin and everyone will have access to it.


69cebe No.14408803

>>14374063

Fucking cringe show of a game.


78fe84 No.14409163

What does the demo cover anyway?


e1d9b0 No.14409173

>>14409163

It would probably be best if we held off on the conversation for the time being, to make it easier for the administrators to find the rule breaking posts.


d99667 No.14409753

>>14408470

Yes.

Square is run by fujoshit and soyboys that worship tranny abominations now.


7a378e No.14409920

>>14375652

They want people to buy more hard drives and delete things to make room for the latest and greatest game that they're so totally hyped for.


95238a No.14409970

>>14409920

Why does SquareEnix give the slighest fuck about HDD sales? Where do they make any money off of it?

I still maintain that there's a psychological false equivalence in most people's minds between file size and content, especially when it comes to value for their purchase. Few people could justify paying $40~50 for a sub 1GB game these days, but when - for the same $50 - you're offered a game that is 150GB… well… 150GB is way more than 500MB, so it must represent a better value, right? That's how a lot of people see it.


1bf9f6 No.14410000

>>14409970

No-one sees it like that anon, people ragged on GTAV for being 65GB and NuDoom for being 60GB, 150GB is way too much even by AAA standards.


7c8ac1 No.14410022

>>14410000

>>14409970

It's only 155GB if you download the 4K textures. It's 100GB without it, which makes it the same size as Gears of War 4 and Forza 7. Like it or not, I think this will continue to be the trend from here on.


af1207 No.14410034

File: 4116f9073ebccb9⋯.gif (1.76 MB, 489x489, 1:1, ropeless method.gif)


6d9d37 No.14410179

>>14375615

>PC master race

>>>/reddit/


4df8d4 No.14410584

>>14410179

White and PC are the Master Race though.


240c4a No.14410603

File: 2d75b3249053d31⋯.png (353.05 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, retard.png)

>>14384078

>It's read in an S-shape


2e5a6b No.14411080

File: 79f990242b4d6fb⋯.png (101.45 KB, 923x538, 923:538, screenshot1.png)

>>14375643

>a controller that has rights managment

The fuck are you talking about? The Linux fags got an OSS driver working for it. It actually beats most controller utilities for Windows atm.


e1d736 No.14411132

>>14374063

I swear to fucking God I want to cover myself in tar and rape a white woman in the middle of Alabama right now just so I can get myself lynched


575e78 No.14411234

>>14410603

ye i like how pen magically becomes "dick


16309f No.14411241

>>14373735

>They'll still support this game till 2020 with DLCs

So no Complete Edition, only Complete Edition 1.0 to 1.5, good fucking job Squeenix, only good thing for the PC is we'll get the models for Cidney and Shiva, both human and summon forms


edfed9 No.14411335

File: 0125f4768216b7a⋯.jpg (37.78 KB, 331x294, 331:294, 1270495698325.jpg)

>>14411234

>cartoon drawings are magical


f99585 No.14411358

File: 144610391c6d22c⋯.png (347.24 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, c0e5f639004af6cd4449b72c78….png)

>>14410603

That's a fucking double Z not an S you fucking retard.


cc2aeb No.14411390

File: 7e630371c3a9459⋯.jpg (649.63 KB, 1200x778, 600:389, Asshole.jpg)

>>14373735

>At this rate "popular" characters from dead franchises and e-celebs are just getting shitty cameos.

>>14373970

>Mario + HL crossover?

If Ubisoft doesn't get involved and make a Dr. Mario mock up, I wouldn't mind.

>>14374311

They should've chose her over Cloud on Super Smash or even better that car mechanic girl

>>14375735

They got the brilliant idea of adding some podcast faggots.


e1c16e No.14414670

>>14411358

If i may carrect you i think that is a sigma Σ


a8d5e5 No.14414740

File: e7adaf9a8f986f5⋯.png (362.31 KB, 593x400, 593:400, Screen-Shot-2017-03-06-at-….png)

>>14382240

>Scaly skin

>glued on eyebrows


e54824 No.14414803

File: 8f46f52785f14a1⋯.png (351.08 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, mirroring.png)

>>14411358

There's a thing called mirroring. It was obviously done in case of this page.


2c5c7a No.14414806

>>14374311

Waifufags were mistake.


4f336e No.14414869

>>14414806

They're only a mistake if they get any kind of authority.


cc2aeb No.14415026

>>14379390

>haven't crossed over into more things.

Because the game is loosing its relevancy, slowly.


e1d736 No.14415513

>>14384016

Somebody doesn't remember the Noid and Cool Spot games


e1d736 No.14415538

>>14375782

Sonic & Thomas the Tank Engine & Five Nights at Freddy's


733718 No.14415731

File: 2843d12e8c2d29e⋯.jpg (31.73 KB, 591x960, 197:320, At least.jpg)

>>14415538

>Thomas the Tank Engine

Why?

Anything from Minecraft to Undertale would fill that role better than something that doesn't have a complete kiddie filled cancerous fanbase.

Funnily enough the Sonic fanbase go better, likely due to the autists growing up and finding cuckchan and Twatter, they're still cancer though


d99667 No.14416037

>>14415513

Does not excuse Final Fantasy with Cup Noodles.


733718 No.14417995

Denublow confirmed


453bd6 No.14418115

File: d45a3852eff3dcf⋯.png (358.2 KB, 870x1236, 145:206, yes.png)

>>14414803

only right way tbh


141249 No.14419111

1. unprotected demo exe compatible with full game files

2. unencrypted game files preload on Origin

????????

4. PROFIT!

pirates win again, customers can get Denuvo shoved up their asses




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