0972bf No.14364914
I knew this thing was gonna be cracked eventually but holy fuck.
https://twitter.com/fail0verflow/status/964954316892119040
5a05db No.14364925
very cool, I'm curious to see how this will roll into back up loading.
b585d4 No.14364969
CFW is coming too. There's one out for 3.0.0 right now but one of the major developers of CFW in this scene is actively working on it, with the intention of EmuNAND too. 1.0.0 still the best firmware for when these exploits hit.
168dd8 No.14364974
5a4a4a No.14364978
So modders turned the Nintendo Switch…into a regular tablet…
Call me when we have piracy m8 I'm not interested in over-glorified smartphones
330d34 No.14364988
>Turning my games machine into another table
This is shit.
e22522 No.14364994
>KDE
Show some mercy on that thing's memory.
5a4a4a No.14364998
>>14364988
>>Turning my games machine into another table
>table
got you covered fam
168dd8 No.14365007
>>14364998
I just want a giant tablet table. Like the original project that led to the Microsoft Surface. That thing is decent looking but the fucking actual wallpaper is retarded.
5a4a4a No.14365019
>>14365007
You could probably make your own. They have 32 inch touchscreen monitors for example. just built it all into a desk
c73e0b No.14365051
Whooaaaaa now it's just a shitty tablet, congratulations.
79a112 No.14365063
DEDICATED GAMING TABLET
GAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
168dd8 No.14365072
>>14365019
>You could probably make your own. They have 32 inch touchscreen monitors for example. just built it all into a desk
Bought my mom one of those and the screen isn't glass like I would want for a table surface… haven't seen any LCD or LED monitors with glass.
6c246d No.14365089
>>14364914
But can you pirate games yet?
58afcf No.14365132
>>14365072
Replace the panel you lazy gay
5a4a4a No.14365142
>>14365132
>replacing the panel of a touch screen
The touch layer is embedded in the panel though
178de7 No.14365952
Call me when it runs Gentoo
0c19ea No.14365981
Console gaming truly is dead.
663ca5 No.14365993
Isn't always like this when the crack open a console? First they manage to run an OS on it, them they can work on bypassing the security system?
So, since the first step is done, next is cracking the validation mode to make switch think that any shit you put on it is legit no?
645009 No.14366098
>>14365993
Far past running unsigned code.
307576 No.14366162
Call me when they release kits so I can pirate with it
I don't give a shit otherwise
5951b6 No.14366166
but can you overclock your gaming tablet?!?!?!?!!
5951b6 No.14366179
what would have been more impressive would have been to port the switch OS on to normal tablets.
d66e95 No.14366233
So this means Krita will run on the Switch?
c42bcc No.14366326
dddade No.14366385
>>14366233
It's gonna be shit without a tablet pen that has built-in pressure sensitivity. I highly doubt the screen has digitizer support for even active pens. Might be able to hack the pens they're working on for iPads since those don't require a digitizer enabled screen.
0431b9 No.14367364
1a502d No.14367401
>>14364914
Is the Switch similar enough to other Tegra/ARM shit to make VMs or Wine-esque wrappers feasible?
2b3af3 No.14367418
>>14365981
>PC mustardrace fag
>Acting smug about piracy
Tell me, are all of you this retarded or is it just you?
7b5ae5 No.14367518
Why didn't they just buy an nvidia shield tablet?
0431b9 No.14367524
>>14367401
I thought the case was that it was literally just a Tegra X1.
0431b9 No.14367543
>>14367518
Dude, this whole fucking console feels like another Android microconsole. What can the Switch do besides play Wii U ports that literally every other tablet gaming device can't do? I cannot for the life of me understand the draw of the Switch.
c4e783 No.14367553
>>14366233
I bet it's gonna crash twice as much on the Switch, too.
330a3f No.14367579
>>14367543
a fucking nintendo written on it. that's the draw.
66322b No.14367599
>>14364914
it was cracked by a woman??
3de1f4 No.14367607
>turning a console into a shitty tablet
y tho
6c246d No.14367616
>>14367599
>she/her
That's a man.
e97a49 No.14367773
3f27c2 No.14367782
>>14367773
I bet they would have installed chrome if it were in default repos.
939a67 No.14367794
>>14367599
>[she/her]
Take a wild guess
5c7f16 No.14367821
>>14367599
>tranny with a normal name
That's new. Also
>taking a picture of a laptop screen and posting from a phone
Reported
3de1f4 No.14367843
>>14367821
>>taking a picture of a laptop screen and posting from a phone
Open the mp4 in the OP.
645009 No.14367860
>>14367821
I also took a picture of his screen
66322b No.14367871
imagine being as retarded as 5c7f16
f33309 No.14367908
>>14364998
That's actually pretty cool, although I would rather the PC components not be visible at all instead of that obnoxious LED shit.
c716ef No.14367929
>>14367599
>women
>cracking
If it claims it's a woman online, it's actually an insane man.
The only way I believe it's a woman is if it posts a genetic profile next to a picture of it's full spread vagina along with a 30 second voice clip and full frontal nude shot.
05cc0d No.14369760
I'm actually really excited for this. It'll be nice to have a small handheld computer I can bring with me on the go, then put it in the dock for a full desktop experience when I'm at home. It's full GNU/Linux as well and not that Android crap which is a huge plus.
6c246d No.14370224
>>14369760
There's about a million better ways to do that, retard.
dcd70f No.14370249
168dd8 No.14371252
>>14365132
>>14366326
I want this, though.
ebc03c No.14371363
>>14364998
God that is annoying and garbage.
RFI, anyone?
>>14371252
Just look at that working flawlessly! AMAEZEING
168dd8 No.14371374
>>14371363
>Just look at that working flawlessly! AMAEZEING
What part of the giant touch screen doesn't work? Also that's a prototype of what became the Microsoft Surface. Those are better than iPads, dumbshit. I just want a table sized one, even bigger than what is demo'd in that webm.
You know you don't have to be gay. It's a choice you make everyday.
ebc03c No.14371413
>>14371374
It doesn't register all touches. See how many times he has to retouch the same thing to get it to stick. And when he tries to resize the image, it doesn't register the second touch so he just drags it instead of resizing it.
>that's a prototype of what became the Microsoft Surface
That's not what the filename says. And if it is a prototype, how come I see Peterbilts on that thing?
>Those are better than iPads, dumbshit.
>let me assert my knowledge by calling someone on the internet a dumbshit, that'll show em!
2b5f80 No.14371426
What is up with this thread and it attracting people with subhuman intelligence?
>>14367821
Anon you deserve to be banned for being so retarded.
>>14370249
Anon have you seriously never heard of a tablet? They've been in production for more than a decade. Anons have been calling out the switch as a gaming tablet, the only thing it was missing as a proper tablet was an internet browser. But actual tablets can already do that without the need to fucking jailbreak it.
a05a5c No.14371464
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14371252
>>14371374
So the Surface Studio is what you want then? As far as I've heard they are actually pretty good. You could certainly build it into a table too if you want, especially with the way the hinge works it could pop out to be used as a normal monitor.
Only problem is it would end up being an expensive experiment in ergonomics.
>>14364914
What I'd be very interested in seeing is if the Joycons can be made to work when you boot up another OS. If that's the case the Switch could become an even better emulator machine than the WiiU.
05cc0d No.14371476
>>14371426
Again, most tablets these days use Android, or worse, Windows for ARM, both of which I have no interest in. They also do not let me dock it for a full desktop. Plus I already own a Switch, so why would I buy yet another thing to carry around?
4dd30e No.14372316
>>14364914
Literally only care about piracy and emulation, the former only if its undetectable so I can still play online.
9d1aff No.14372321
>>14364998
Is that a fucking wallpaper imitating lockers, what on earth faggotry
5a4a4a No.14372322
>>14372316
>the former only if its undetectable so I can still play online.
What's the point? Nintendo is going to charge for online now like Sony and Microsoft and for what? Games whose communities will die in 5 years max do to the closed-ecosystemic nature of consoles? Don't get me wrong, I want a Switch once piracy becomes a thing for all those single player titles but as far as I am concerned online is dead outside of PC
db0f0f No.14372523
>>14372322
Then pirate the online
THIS IS THE NEW AGE
f0cf59 No.14372524
>>14364998
Can they stop making literally every thing glow? I hate the fucking lense flares I get in my eyes during night because my fucking mouse glows.
1e7950 No.14372585
>>14366233
What the fuck is that and where is the porn?
d1bae6 No.14372814
>>14372585
Kiki. Mascot for Krita.
bf0261 No.14376316
>>14364988
>not running cemu on wine on linux on the switch
168dd8 No.14376625
>>14371413
>That's not what the filename says. And if it is a prototype, how come I see Peterbilts on that thing?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=microsoft+pixelsense
182755 No.14376738
>>14367543
I guess the Wii U ports are a draw for some since not many people bought the Wii U and never got the chance to play them. Beyond that though I have no idea. The only things that would maybe tempt me to consider getting one are Bayo 3 and Metroid Prime 4, but Prime 3 doesn't fill me with much hope for the latter and, unless Platinum seriously change up their formula this time around, I feel like I've played the former already.
62a467 No.14378141
18ed3a No.14378168
Is Smea gonna get in on this too, or is he going to stick solely to the 3ds?
7cda66 No.14378180
Call me when I can pirate everything and run Dolphin.
a35a47 No.14378322
>the switch has a touch screen
did not know this
5a4a4a No.14378423
>>14378180
>>14376316
You guy aren't very bright
e1aa90 No.14378464
This thread is fucking embarrassing. Running Linux on a Switch is a near-useless party trick. If you want a tablet for running Linux on, there are better options. Yes, even ones with docks and HDMI-out. The only reason ANYTHING abnormal on the switch is exciting is because of its controllers offering a better way to play emulators and such than the typical Android Bluetooth controller. But for emulating old shit you're better off with a hacked Vita or 3DS. The only real draw to Switch hacking is pirating its shitty library of remakes and ports because those don't deserve your money if you already have the Wii U version, but it'd be kind of nice to have them portable. And there's been no piracy news yet, so fuck it all until there is.
7704b5 No.14378471
>>14378423
Yeah? Well up yours too, buddy.
8b13dd No.14382878
>>14367616
Nah I've seen some retards that are biologically women who still put that in their bio for some reason
I think it's just some retarded new trend.
8b13dd No.14382893
>>14365981
>The Switch is well on it's way to selling 20 million units within the first year of it's release
>Already going to outsell the Wii U
>Selling nearly as, if not as fast, as the original Wii
But this is truly a sign that consoles are dead.
ffeeb0 No.14382919
78a277 No.14382928
>>14364914
Wake me if pic related ever manages to miraculously work.
259562 No.14383197
>>14365003
Literally nothing wrong with this. It is objectively the best console released in 15 years.
319609 No.14383667
531dfb No.14384815
b2b281 No.14384834
>>14364914
If only that faggot would release his shit.
>>14364969
That's just a Homebrew Launcher. Think soundhax on 3DS. CFW is being worked on for all firmwares up through current (4.1.0) but will be a long time coming.
b2b281 No.14384857
>>14367599
Checked but that tranny is doing great work hacking it. Hope it doesn't kill itself before CFW is finished.
>>14383197
The only good consoles ever released are NES, SNES, GENESIS, N64, PS2, Gamecube, Xbox 360, and the Switch. Everything else is trash.
45cff2 No.14385324
>>14378168
>he wants to wait years before getting any kind of release
1f6959 No.14385719
I wouldn't mind getting a Switch if it were about 300 bucks all in but with all the extras added I find it difficult to justify the price. Add on a screen protector, carry case, extra joycons, pro controller if you want one, micro sd at least 64gb big, prob 128gb if you're going to do a lot of emulating with it (roms, isos etc). I could see it easily costing 400 plus all up. And that's just for people who won't be paying anything for games. Just for a shitty tablet.
f524e1 No.14385766
>>14378464
>But for emulating old shit you're better off with a hacked Vita or 3DS
smhtbhfam
a8487f No.14385943
>>14384815
>up to 4.1.0
>on 4.1.0
Lads… we are gonna make it.
a8487f No.14386041
>>14384815
Actually my system never updated by simply putting the auto update off in system settings. But it probably did have the update in the consle though.
6265c3 No.14386098
I always knew the switch was a glorified shitty tablet.
4feae1 No.14386129
>>14386098
The switch is obviously a tablet, I don't know what you intended to say here
984136 No.14386189
So when can I pirate games?
319609 No.14386212
302162 No.14386214
>>14386189
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as piracy, is in fact, unauthorized copying, or as I've recently taken to calling it, unauthorized sharing. Piracy is not the act of obtaining an unauthorized copy of a copyrighted work, but rather robbery or criminal violence at sea.
Many computer users make unauthorized copies every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the act which is widely performed today is often called piracy, and many of the people who do it are not aware that it is basically copying, and not stealing.
There really is a piracy, and some people are doing it, but it is just robbery at sea. Piracy is an act of theft: an action at sea in which goods are forcefully transferred from one ship to another. Piracy is important to be aware of, but unrelated to unauthorized copying; it can only function at sea. Piracy is normally not used in combination with unauthorized copying: the two acts are basically seperate. All the so-called piracy is really unauthorized copying.
6265c3 No.14386272
>>14386129
That's it's shit and nintentoddlers defend garbage.
>>14386212
Tell that to the cake Jew and the millions of morons who fell for it.
319609 No.14386289
>>14386272
Still not glorified. It would have had Linux/Android support from the get go. It's just a shitty locked down tablet.
423d3d No.14386328
>>14372321
It's like it's something out of Animal Crossing.
259562 No.14387299
>>14383667
It is. Can you name a better one?
It's definitely the best console of this gen and better than any of last gen.
531dfb No.14401349
Somebody yell at me about paying $20 a year for online service. Because that's hilarious.
319609 No.14401398
>>14387299
Precisely that, I can't name one, none of them are good.
da0ce7 No.14401658
>>14383197
were you even able to keep a straight face when you typed that?
f3e38c No.14405936
>>14367543
It can run ps4 and steam ports too. Once it gets GameCube virtual console support it will have pretty much everything.
f3e38c No.14405950
>>14385719
>I wish I didn't have to buy all these optional things