/v/ - HARMONY

I don't give a shit

>>14362603

>normie

>>>/cuckchan/

>Remaking the latest entry instead of the originals

Paradise was fun enough for a few bucks but I want the modes that were about setting off the biggest chain reactions possible, whatever they were called.

Remake and remaster are two different things, retard.

>normie

Kill yourself

>>14362632

The originals are already good and don't really have any major problems techncial or otherwise.

Paradise on the other hand could improve, not that I trust modern EA has the ability to do so.

>Doesn't even look different at all graphically

>Nothing new outside of adding in DLC that should have been added to PC over a decade ago

>(((remastered)))

If they're not giving this away for free on PC like even Skyrim did, EA are a bunch of idiot wankers.

>cut out cars

>add them back in for the low low price of 5 shekels each

Calling it.

>re-release a burnout

>not one of the ones that are fantastic and lack a native PC version

>no, the one with problems from being open world and that already has a PC version

>>14362603

Only on Origin :^)

>>14362888

>It's not coming to PC

>EA fucks up twice with the same game

How can one company consistently and constantly fuck up no matter what it does?

>>14362888

Let me get this straight. They're re-releasing a game that the fanbase wasn't the fondest of, in a series that isn't really all that famous among the mainstream, on two platforms, one of which practically being a failure. How exactly are they expecting to make money off of this? If I'm reading the site correctly, it doesn't even support more than four players for multiplayer.

>>14362888

>>14362902

>>14362907

It's on PC later you dumb nigs

https://www.dsogaming.com/news/burnout-paradise-remastered-is-coming-to-the-pc-after-the-console-release/

>>14362907

Chances it's the C team or the interns trying their hands at a port so it doesn't cost them shit, hell they could just straight up put the PC version on consoles it would run 4k/60fps on a PC with similar specs without issues.

>>14362888

>Manages to reduce player count from 8 to 4

EA is truly unmatched at fucking shit up.

>>14362888

>Reduces the playercount from 8 to 4

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD

>>14362907

You mean local or online multi? On PC it allowed up to 8 fags, consoles shouldn't be so shit that they're unable to take it.

>>14362822

What's wrong with Paradise, besides it not being continuation of previous Burnouts?

>>14362927

My main issue is no crash mode splitscreen

>>14362927

>You mean local or online multi?

It isn't very specific. There's a big header that says

UP TO FOR PLAYERS

with a description that mentions local and online, but doesn't specify whether the four player limit is for one or both.

>What's wrong with Paradise

It has no proper race tracks. Every race allows you total freedom in the open world. As a result, there's no real mastering of courses, just memorizing where the shortcuts in the city are.

>>14362946

The routes are mostly the same though and the shortcuts allow for mastering as long as you take them.

>>14362958

Did you know that only multiplayer allowed for races with multiple checkpoints?

>>14362907

>How exactly are they expecting to make money off of this?

>run a filter/upscale over all the textures

>touch up the code if needed for win10

>ship

Remasters never lose money, you can have two interns do all the work in a week or two.

>>14362927

>What's wrong with Paradise, besides it not being continuation of previous Burnouts?

The open world aspects aren't particularly interesting,

The collectathon shit is irritating

The progression is gimmicky and the main aspect of it (aka do whatever races you feel like) is ignored ion the latter stage

There's isn't a single reason to use what would seem to be "the right car"especially takedown where you actually want to avoid them altogether (taking a car with the red boost just pits you against cars you can't unlock until way latter and are harder to take down not to mention those cars tends to have shit handling which is a much bigger handicap than being fragile)

The radio announcer

>>14362958

But they aren't designed as race courses, they're just city and country-side streets that were picked out in a sequence. They put a lot of effort into inserting alternate paths into the open world, but it doesn't fix the inherent problem with how the courses were made.

>Command & Conquer Remastered when?

No more Command & Conquer rape, pls.

>>14362966

The usual, what you up to my man?

>>14363005

So they can make it 1vs1 only?

>>14362632

Did you not actually play the game anon? There's a Crash mode in Paradise that you can activate at anytime.

>>14362723

That's the new Ridge Racer M8.

>>14362846

Looks like they even kept the shitty filters too. The DLC is nice but jesus fuck it took them long enough.

>>14362860

Probably how they'd include the Sponsor cars.

>>14362996

The only time the open world aspect is annoying is when you have to trek out to the boonies for a burning route or something. The collectathon shit is more gimicky then annoying. The progression is really quick if you do the races more then fuck around.

Takedowns are so easy it doesn't matter if what you're up against unless you're in something real frail. Also the cars with Shit handling tend to be great at drifting.

I've actually been going through Paradise again since I got the Vanity Pack to work but yeah this feels like a cash grab all the way through. It will be nice to finally have fucking DLC though >PC coming soon changed to Never when?Or if the PC version comes out, crack when cause I already bought the ultimate box

they should make a new sim city with a big map

Paradise was shit and the game that killed the franchise

>>14363048

>Did you not actually play the game anon? There's a Crash mode in Paradise that you can activate at anytime.

Showtime mode =/= crash mode

showtime mode just let your car magically flip for no reason and start barreling down streets crashing into traffic that pops-in right in front of you

>>14363067

this image still frustrates me to this day…

>>14363090

What are you doing, fucking up those spoilers like that?

Never give money to EA, no matter how good (by any miracle) they make a game to be.

>>14363100

>Implying you have never fucked up formatting

>>14363090

>starting console wars isn't shitting up the thread

you spent all but one of your posts being a dickhead, yeah, you were shitting up the thread you fucking idiot. fuck off.

>>14363111

Both co-founders left 4 years ago, there's a little over 90 people working for them, the last game they made solo before this was NFS: Rivals back in 2013, and they helped co-develop SWarBat2.

>>14363090

I got it years ago while it was on sale via steam, give me a break.

>>14363111 Checked

Criterion is basically a shell company at this point. And anyone there is helping out Ghost on NFS.

>>14363161

Nah, Alex Ward and Fiona Sperry left in January 2014 with Paul Ross (worked on Most Wanted, Hot Pursuit, Revenge, and Takedown) to start Three Fields Entertainment. They've made 3 games so far; Dangerous Golf, Lethal VR, and Danger Zone.

>>14363182

from the looks of it they just take on other work from big studios like DICE. Pretty sad fate for a company that used to license out the biggest engine during the 6th generation. I guess its fitting they're working on their old IP again, so this may be one of those scenarios where they're testing the waters by re-releasing the easiest to port game and seeing how it sells. I'd be interested if it goes on to mean more burnout in the future.

>>14363161

>ackchually it was just half of my posts that were inflammatory stupidity

get b&

>>14363202

Regardless the fact that it's a downgrade is laughable in itself.

>>14363202

>even has mods to add the console exclusive DLC.

All I could find was a mod that adds the DLC area but none of the offline DLC races. If I'm wrong please correct me.

>>14363267

Even if it doesn't have the DLC, is it really worth it with HALF the player count? Like why the hell would they do that?

>>14363351

Sounds like a solution, not a question.

IT WILL STILL BE SHIT BECAUSE I CANNOT TURN OFF THE TAKEDOWN CAMERA FUCKING NIGGERS

Why did Mark remove the word filter anyway?

It was rather fun seeing retards using normies and fail.

>>14363048

Pressing a button to set a high score crash counter in random traffic is no match for specific situations set up for you to crash into the most destructive way you can muster.

No wonder why it's not announced on PC, it looks exactly the same

How is this even a remaster, the original game from 10 years ago already looked good enough

How about bringing back EA Sports Big instead ? I don't understand why EA is sitting on so much IPs and doesn't want to start making AA games instead of keeping making AAA shit.

>>14366915

I'd imagine because even if a AA game does well, it will still pull less profits then a failure of a AAA. That, or they're restarted as hell.

Nevermind Big though, fucking remaster Def Jam Fight For NY WITH the AKI engine

>>14365415

It was actually Starcraft with Generals skin.

>>14366853

>posting the PS2 version as superior instead of OG XBOX

Enjoy those sub-30 FPS, moronite.

>>14362924

>HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD

Take advice from Bungie.

Why are they remaking the worst fucking one?

>>14362603

this would be good only if it includes quick race

>>14363202

Apparently i've heard the original pc port is fucked up beyond belief,just something i heard though.

>>14382991

That's the one they should remake, not this open world garbage.

>>14362822

The PS3 version always had save file issues and the DLC was a pain in the ass with multiplayer. That said, the core game was one of the most enjoyable online experiences on last gen consoles. That game was EA, but it was a decade ago and it was pure fun.

>>14362921

>>14362924

>>14362946

>>14362966

>4-Player Online Multiplayer

Are you sure this isn't just the Party mode DLC or whatever. I'm pretty sure there was a local multiplayer mode for the game back in the day.

>>14362946

>no proper racing

It's more of a vehicle stunt competition game with some racing and demolition tacked-on, to be honest.

>>14362996

>collectables

to be fair, there have been far worse collectables in past games. It's just billboards, most of which are highly visible and which you'll find while doing everything else in the game. It's not like hidden jumps or objects and there's no randomness involved.

>>14363048

>cash grab

i'll call it that if they add a lootbox system for Rocket League-tier car customization or layer on some other kind of pseudo-gambling mechanic. So far, it just looks like your typical remaster. No, it isn't Takedown or Revenge, but it also isn't an objectively bad game by any stretch.

>>14362617

>>14362723

>>14362760

>Ding ding, salivate

>>14383131

never had any problems with it, constant 60 fps a few years ago when I still played

>>14384019

>It's just billboards

Nigger, there's more of them and I'm certain because I have 4 carbon cars, billboards are not that bad, but the rest (all super jumps, gates, I forgot the rest) is worse.

>>14384618

I believe the last two are road rules and showtimes on each road. Only billboards, road rules, and showtimes would have a clear indicator of which you've already completed.

>>14384625

oh yeah, now I remember. I have carbons from everything but showtimes, because showtimes are too tedious. Well, and except for carbon Uberschall, because that requires to complete all freeburn challenges…

>normie

normalfag detected

>>14362603

>"The way it was meant to be played!"

Oh, so when you sold it to me last time that wasn't the version that was meant to be played? But now some hacks have been ordered to pretty up the assets for 4k and none of the original devs are involved, NOW its how it's meant to be played.

Now you've included all the DLC that didn't launch with the original game, and you charged extra for after launch, NOW it's how it's meant to be played. So when you originally released the game you were thinking to yourself "gee, in a years time, and after we've gotten another $60 off each customer, then and only then will they be able to actually play this game.

Good to know they're being more upfront about what DLC is and how complete their games are at launch.

>>14362603

>normie

hmm

>>14362996

>The radio announcer

EVERY FUCKING TIME I START A NEW GAME

>bernout

shoo shoo leftycuck

>>14384618

yeah i forgot about the super jumps and the gates. still, i dont remember all that shit being that hard, compared to other games. you pretty much drive over every square inch of the map at some point

Burnout 3 was the best tbh. Remake that.

Does this """remaster""" still include the godawful puke green filter?