eb15b5 No.14361847
>We are getting a call of duty and FNAF movie soon
>Tom hardy confirm to be playing a major call of duty character
>director Christopher Columbus of gremlins fame attached to the Five nights at Freddy’s movie
>Call of duty confirm to be the first of a cinematic universe
>blumhouse confirm FNAF will get their biggest budget for a movie
How does /v/ feel about it?
http://archive.is/h9TKQ
https://www.please use archive.is/articles/the-fnaf-movie-brings-on-a-very-famous-director/1100-6456738/
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0b411d No.14361857
4935f9 No.14361868
I feel like you need to go back to cuckchan.
ee1bde No.14361876
Its strange how the sun gets word filtered, its cancer to be sure but its kind of obscure compared to other sites that don't get word filtered
eb15b5 No.14361884
>>14361876
The sun wasn’t involved with gamergate
b78bd3 No.14361889
>>14361847
All of them will bomb, like it always happens when (((shekelwood))) tries to milk videogame franchises
eb15b5 No.14361894
>>14361889
I have a feeling the FNAF movie will break IT record.
b78bd3 No.14361931
>>14361894
Pretty sure the fad is already gone.
At least in eurofagland the toys were replaced gradually with yokai watch stuff.
Also add the fact that the movie will probably be +13, that means:
Parent's won't be going with their kids because of the rating.
Teenagers that were originally obsessed with it have already grown up out of it.
eb15b5 No.14361951
>>14361931
>Pretty sure the fad is already gone
People said that about black panther
4391b4 No.14361976
>Call of Duty movie
Generic Die Hard fare.
>FNAF movie
Horror for children. Think Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps, etc.
eb15b5 No.14361995
>>14361976
Speaking of are you afraid of the dark. That’s getting a movie reboot
2bfa74 No.14362009
>>14361847
>Tom hardy confirm to be playing a major call of duty character
Inb4 he's the masketta man.
eb15b5 No.14362017
>>14362009
I swear, we meme tom hardy into having a mask fetish
57fd5a No.14362082
Why the fuck have vidya movies been making a comeback?
cb91fb No.14362086
eb15b5 No.14362097
>>14362082
Because capeshit will run it corse soon
2c3c93 No.14362104
>>14361884
that makes it make even less sense though
2bfa74 No.14362113
>>14361884
Maybe the Sun made fun of Nintendo cardboard gaming.
e8a5d4 No.14362122
>>14361951
And it failed.
Niggers aren't welcome in any medium.
7b9017 No.14362127
>>14362082
>vidya movies make a comeback at the same time that normalfags want gameplay to be optional
really makes you think
eb15b5 No.14362130
>>14362122
Sure /tv/ and Wonder Woman flopped too
eb15b5 No.14362178
>>14362104
Not every news outlet did reports on Gamergate
f9694a No.14362188
Eh, I think a fnaf movie could be half decent scary movie for kids, not a lot they could fuck up.
4cbd7d No.14362215
>>14362122
>capeshit
>failinig
no.
e8a5d4 No.14362232
>>14362130
It did though.
>>14362215
They are failing more and more on every new release.
eb15b5 No.14362233
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>>14362215
Even Wonder Woman was a hit with the poos
eb15b5 No.14362243
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>>14362232
The state of /tv/
1feb50 No.14362260
>>14362243
As a proud Wakandian Kang, I take great offense.
Black Panther is the greatest movie that has ever been made. And it was 100% made by black pepole, the master race! Whites can't make anything as close as perfect as this masterpiece.
It's not… As if… Reviewers are scared of saying anything… Negative about it… In fear of being called racist…
…No, it's because there is NOTHING negative about it, it's a perfect movie. 11/10, greatest of all time!
ed852b No.14362267
I will unironically watch the fnaf movie if it's a campy horror movie.
Also Scott actually confirmed that he is done with FNAF games after the Pizzeria Simulator updates but opened to licensing the franchise to a publisher. He wants out so badly but the autism bucks are so good
50c0c8 No.14362268
bbc0a7 No.14362304
>>14361847
>Tom Hardy in the Call of Duty movie.
Can we meme Aiden Gillian as the villain. He could play the bad guy from Modern Warfare. The Russian guy.
57fd5a No.14362310
>>14362267
He's really rare to see a Christian convert to Judaism so quickly.
bbc0a7 No.14362320
>>14362310
Success corrupts. Money corrupts. At least he’s trying to distance himself.
6675bd No.14362323
>>14361847
They're going to flop hard just like Sly and Ratchet, permanently putting the Half-Life and Metal Gear movies on ice.
f3e8ea No.14362348
>>14362310
>Implying if you made millions off of your zero-budget games you wouldn't license out the property so you can just live the rest of your natural life off of it while supporting your children Scott has several children I believe
bbc0a7 No.14362357
>>14362323
>Metal Gear movie
>on ice
>Implying Kojima won’t fight tooth and nail to realize his dream of transitioning from a hack video game director to a hack film director.
ed852b No.14362361
>>14362310
Well he gave his last game out for free and is giving massive updates for it for free plus donates money to charity still, so he hasn't completely abandoned his christian roots. But I don't blame him, I would probably do the same thing regarding the licensing
0be0ec No.14362367
>>14361847
>imblying CoD singleplayer mode wasn't dope as fuck
The only reason to play CoD at any point of the franchise was to play singleplayer and zombies, whoevers that disagrees with this is dumb as shit
905444 No.14362403
>>14362323
did the sly movie come out? never heard anything about it
575af3 No.14362405
>>14362403
It never did, anon is simply high. The ratchet one did and was shit.
905444 No.14362413
>>14362405
well the sly movie couldnt possibly be worse then the ratchet one at least right?
b64019 No.14362422
>>14361847
FNAF can be made to make sense as a movie, but how the fuck can you have a CoD movie? Isn't CoD just a bunch of military shit slapped together? What, are you going to just make a shitty military movie and slap the CoD label on it?
905444 No.14362426
>>14362422
exactly. they dont really have much material to work with
eb15b5 No.14362432
>>14362422
>shitty military movie and slap the CoD label on it?
It worked for Cloverfield
89a1f4 No.14362442
>>14362422
They'll probably try to expand the Press F to Pay Respects singleplayer storyline.
fbb6c5 No.14362444
I hate video game movie adaptations. I hate the hell out of them. They always do their best to deviate from the source material and still bother to slap the franchise name on it to make easy money.
>>14362422
Just remove the gameplay from Black Ops and you practically have American Sniper.
9a3caf No.14362454
>>14362260
>there is NOTHING negative about it
e8a5d4 No.14362457
>>14362243
Yeah, sure.
Do you believe in fake news media that spread that this piece of shit "was a success" even before it was released? The joke is on you.
b5eeb8 No.14362463
It doesn't matter to me so long as only stuff that I don't give a shit about gets adapted.
As long as it's just trash like COD and FNAF, why would anyone care?
89a1f4 No.14362478
>>14362463
Your Favorite Game: The Movie
Coming to theaters 2019
Starring Tyrone Black and Stacey Bitchtits in leading roles
Directed by J.J.Abrams
Screenplay by Wil Wheaton
ad6267 No.14362483
>>14361847
>How does /v/ feel about it?
That's a good thing, every time a video game franchise has had a movie adaptation it was its death nail.
71f60a No.14362496
>>14362478
D-don't even joke about that
ed852b No.14362502
>>14362478
>tfw it's impossible for your favorite game to get a movie adaptation
d49fd3 No.14362507
>>14361931
If they wanted to make a successful videogame movie then they should've gone either with PUBG or OW.
>>14362232
>They are failing more and more on every new release.
Just because you want it to be true doesn't mean it's true. It already doubled its budget. Some lunatics are trying to frame it as some sort of litmus test for racism, even though I've heard that Wakanda in this movie is the way it is because it completely secluded itself from the rest of Africa.
80aba9 No.14362510
>>14362502
Call me when Descent gets a movie adaptation.
b5eeb8 No.14362539
>>14362478
It always made sense that JC Denton should be be played by *insert ugly hollywood actress here*.
ec6978 No.14362547
>>14362502
There's nothing they can't adapt if they really want to. Though you're probably safe if your favorite games aren't very popular.
eb15b5 No.14362561
>>14362507
I strongly suspect black panther will be replaced by a woman by marvel because he trump the superhero
56d60c No.14362573
>>14362454
>supposedly most advanced country in Marvel universe
>soldiers are still spear chucking niggers
The jokes write themselves.
415ec1 No.14362579
>>14362082
>>14362127
Hollywood is secretly controlled by Uwe Boll.
4cbd7d No.14362606
>>14362547
Creeper World
go
9a3caf No.14362682
>>14362573
No, they're LASER spears that can pierce anything! Because a fictional metal with "sound absorbing properties" is basically magic that can make energy weapons, holograms, antigravity, nanomachines, instant healing, and whatever else the writer wants. All the many different extraordinary uses of Wakandan technology are based on sound absorption.
This isn't a stab at the "science is a product of western modernity" viral video, I'm just saying comic book science is retarded.
d49fd3 No.14362689
>>14362478
>homeworld movie
>written and directed by rian johnson
4cbd7d No.14362695
>>14362689
Hyperspace ramming vol. 2
715d04 No.14362854
>FNAF cinematic universe
>CoD cinematic universe
Player One cinematic universe
25f506 No.14362937
Even lp bait youtube fags started getting burned out on FNAF after the 3rd game. I'm assuming aside from autism most kids grown out of it.
89a1f4 No.14362942
>>14362937
It highly depends on when a kid discovered FNAF and when the other kids in school discovered it too. My 8 year old sister only recently found it, so she's still a fan.
and believe me, I try to get her to move on from the autism, but she's being raised by a single mother, so what do you expect?
b64019 No.14362948
>>14362478
>Tyrone Black and Stacey Bitchtits playing the last two dwarves to die horrible, ignoble deaths
okwiththis.png
24d0c5 No.14362957
>>14362310
After the fiasco that was Star Wars, why would anybody ever sell the rights to their IP? License that shit so that if they fuck it up, you can rescind the license and give it to somebody else.
8fbaa4 No.14362962
57fd5a No.14362967
Honestly I'm surprised it took this long for a CoD movie.
4ee251 No.14363106
>>14361847
>Call of Duty confirmed to be the first of a cinematic universe
I want the cinematic universe meme to die.
Why the fuck does every film have to be part of some grand overarching epic nowadays?
Just because Marvel lucked out with the MCU doesn't mean another attempt's gonna succeed.
DCEU's a mess, Ghostbusters flopped they had it coming, haven't heard much about that Monster Movie CU Universal wanted to start with Dracula Untold, or that Godzilla/King Kong CU.
It's a complete waste of time, and I'm tired of it.
eb15b5 No.14363192
>>14363106
>Marvel lucked out with the MCU doesn't mean another attempt's gonna succeed.
Speaking of lucking ouy. The biggest irony with the cinematic universe. One of The most successful cinematic universe right was done by accident. The conjuring originally wasn’t planned as a cinematic universe. Now it has 3 spin offs and a conjuring 3 coming out soon. It technically more profitable than the DCEU for WB. And the conjuring just a low budget Christian horror film series. I bet the conjuring will have a spin off werewolf series after Annabel 3. https://movieweb.com/amp/the-nun-movie-conjuring-spinoff-release-date-delayed/
http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/the-conjuring/news/a830850/the-conjuring-2-crooked-man-spin-off/
https://www.inquisitr.com/3278102/the-conjuring-3-werewolf/
https://www.releasedateportal.com/movies/horror/annabelle-3-release-date/
dd690d No.14363218
>>14363192
I actually enjoyed The conjuring 1 and 2. Annabel was shit though. Only good part was the elevator scene. Still have to watch Annabel 2
85b89f No.14363242
>>14362127
>Video games
>optional gameplay
What's the logic here?
50061d No.14363374
>>14361847
>blumhouse confirm FNAF will get their biggest budget for a movie
>Scott has full creative control over the film's writing
If the way the man puts together trailers is anything to think about, this is gonna be pretty interesting.
4b1dd2 No.14363415
>>14363106
>Why the fuck does every film have to be part of some grand overarching epic nowadays?
You just asked “Why do the jews want more money?” Contemplate why you needed to ask this.
50061d No.14363427
>>14363106
>Monster Movie CU Universal wanted to start
Dead in the water when The UMM fucking flopped hard. Anything it did was done better years earlier in the Brendan Fraiser version.
73d033 No.14363430
>>14363415
>askes why they keep attempting it because it obviously doesn't work
>lists examples
<don't you know it's money that's why the keep doing unprofitable things
ed852b No.14363530
>>14363374
>Scott has full creative control over the film's writing
>the madman actually makes the movie a 2 hour long flick with nothing but a man looking at cameras and shutting doors the whole time
944aae No.14363562
Movies sound like a bad idea; they should make SoL animes instead.
ed4988 No.14363581
I'm excited for the FNaF movie simply because the creature shop is handling the puppets and they aren't just going the CG route.
f1dae6 No.14363696
>>14361976
>Generic Die Hard fare
They could take it the route of a bro-dude comedy of a similar vein to American Pie or Animal House - except instead of fucking pastries they'd be getting swatted by a kid. Just make it about a group of friends who play CoD competitively and their misadventures while trying to go pro.
It'd still be garbage, at least it wouldn't be as bad as trying to be a not-Tom Clancy generic garbage military flick.
682019 No.14363713
File: c100f24d6d9a37c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 2.14 MB, 3883x12283, 3883:12283, 2ndplaceshotanovember.jpg)
>How does /v/ feel about it?
I hope the vidya industry crash and burns in my life time
7d647b No.14363725
>>14363581
Good practical effects and puppetry can sometimes be worth the price of admission.
f1dae6 No.14363734
>>14362507
People asked what could possibly be more cancerous than hashtag virtuesignaling slactivism.
Well here we have it. Consumer Activism. Where people will throw money at a corporation - not because they are producing a quality product - but will support garbage to prove how inclusive and progressive you are, or are not - as the case may be.
375ffe No.14363750
>>14363734
I hope you're not implying Chick-fil-a is shit anon. I've never eaten it because lol Canada, but it's probably much better than KFC because it isn't in Canada.
>>14362478
They already made that movie though, but with a Duane instead of a Tyrone.
3d1a8e No.14363761
>>14363713
Don't erase this
f1dae6 No.14363772
>>14363750
Whether it's good or not is irrelevant, because the quality (or lack thereof) of the product is entirely detached from the moral imperative to purchase the product because of what it represents. Corporations have become moral entities in today's world, and people will purchase the brands which most align with their given morality. I hope you like having your moral fiber judged by the products you purchase and the media you consume. Corporate Activism is the way of the future.
Don't forget to vote with your wallet now, goy.
1cb9b1 No.14363782
>call of duty movie
If it doesn't have 360 noscopes, it's gonna flop hard.
375ffe No.14363783
>>14363772
I don't understand the content of your post anon.
f65bc9 No.14363796
>>14363713
FUCK OFF FAGGOT, GET RID OF THIS
d49fd3 No.14363799
>>14363734
>pics related disney execs after the whole black panther race shit
It's the marketing strategy of the century.
How nightmarish will the future look in 3 generations?
89a1f4 No.14363806
>>14363783
He basically said that people don't care whether something is good anymore. The only thing that matters to them is whether the creators and the creation align with their political leanings. It's why every democrat went to see Nigger Panther and forced themselves to love it, despite it being just a mediocre capeshit with shit effects and a cast full of niggers.
f1dae6 No.14363816
>>14363799
I didn't know the Gipper and Vice were on Disney's board of directors.
5c2bbb No.14363845
>>14363799
Well Disney found the key recently with Star Wars and Black Panther. The idea seems to be market it as normal and then slap the political shit on after the project is already bought. This way people are still talking about the product after the initial sales are sold AND anyone who criticizes it is considered "sexist, racist, homophobic, etc" The BLM Panther stuff didn't start till a month before the movies release date. Basically they're using dumbasses like BLM and Feminazi for their own personal gain. It's disgustingly brilliant.
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56d60c No.14363861
>>14363845
Jews using leftists is nothing new. They created the golems after all.
f9474b No.14363884
>>14363845
>Post last edited at 02/20/18 (Tue) 23:26:00
7d5883 No.14363890
>>14363713
It would be cute without the buttfucking.
>Nels Carwash
Looks like he a mitsui jun fan.
6f5311 No.14363970
>>14363734
>>14362260
Funny thing about black panther. Is marvel probably going to ether retcon wakanda history or replace black panther with lesbian Muslim after the movie hype dives down
56d60c No.14364087
>>14363970
Wakanda is nigger Israel.
b56229 No.14364112
>>14363970
Anon, that is some cringe inducing meme trash. Please don't act like social justice faggots you want to fight.
fd1274 No.14364134
66148e No.14364157
>>14363970
Fuck Wakanda.
All glory to Latveria and its immortal ruler Dr. Doom!
944105 No.14364165
>>14363530
>sit down in a theater
>ads roll, fnaf movie starts
>suddenly all doors are locked and a voice in a movie tells us that staff in the cinema are was replaced by malfunctioning animatronics
>have to get out while distracting killer robots with spilled coke and popcorn on the ground
fd1274 No.14364194
>>14363106
You forgot about them making the SECU.
>HITMAN PRODUCER DREAMS OF SHARED SQUARE ENIX MOVIE UNIVERSE
https://archive.is/dibl2
http://www.please use archive.ism/articles/2015/09/09/hitman-producer-dreams-of-shared-square-enix-movie-universe
56d60c No.14364275
>>14364157
Isn't he a filthy gyppo?
13e718 No.14364317
>>14364194
>Askarieh currently owns the rights to Hitman, Deus Ex, Just Cause, and Thief
What a waste. I don't have any hope for vidya-based movies, but this guy is just a hack.
5c2bbb No.14364365
>>14364157
>Doom will be the new threat after Thanos
I normally hate comic book movies, but I hope they get someone good for that role.
d745b6 No.14364370
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>>14362260
Clearly this be the greatest all black film my brother
74d29e No.14364425
>>14362561
Doubtful. The only thing that matters to these people is skin color and that is it.
74d29e No.14364433
>>14363845
The great thing is that it drums up all sorts of free advertising.
Shit, it's likely they don't even push it themselves, they just react to it just enough for their own virtue signaling and then let the machinery of media take over from there.
a02ac8 No.14364451
Amazing, things stupid people and kids eat up is getting even more stuff for them to pay for.
Call the fucking national news.
74d29e No.14364477
>>14362444
House of The Dead actually put footage from the game into the movie so there is that.
Really though, part of the issue is that they tried to adapt games into movies that never had enough of a story concept to make a movie anyway. The story concepts in these games, since they try to adapt old titles, are pieces of things just enough to provide a setting backdrop and some motivations for character progression.
When strung together the story of any of these games doesn't make much sense because character motivations get wonky and really at the heart of it your in-game actions generally don't line up with any story/scripted scenes.
Now, you take these modern "cinematic experience" games and you can make a movie.
I mean really, what the fuck would a Call of Duty movie be if not just some movie about some soldier squad.
494f50 No.14364494
>how does /v/ feel
hahah oh wow how much more cuckchan could you show
b8e18e No.14364518
>>14364494
>he doesn't know /v/ is one person
fd1274 No.14364573
>>14364477
>I mean really, what the fuck would a Call of Duty movie be if not just some movie about some soldier squad.
<A Let's Play of this?
9b77da No.14364965
>>14364194
Not implying final fantasy and dragon quest is he?
abe419 No.14364975
A FNAF movie could work really well if they used actual animatronics.
692248 No.14365111
>>14363242
<the gameplay is getting in the middle of the story!
a44244 No.14365240
>cinema isn't connected to the power grid and runs on batteries.
>have to wait until movie ends whilst managing power by making liberal use of lights and doors.
>cinema doors require power to remain closed for some reason.
This movie is just going to be jump scares and shitty reddit humour isn't it?
457ebd No.14365470
>>14364561
this image would imply that Mark is smart in the slightest.
9b692a No.14365540
>>14363242
We want to sell movies for $80 instead of $20.
34d228 No.14366150
>>14362682
>sound absorbing metal
>surrounded by Trump supporters
>drop some fly ass rhymes
>gat lights up and goes blat blat
>surrounded by ded wypipo
>my sheeeeeeeeiiiiit when
f5631d No.14366190
>>14362444
>They always do their best to deviate from the source material and still bother to slap the franchise name on it to make easy money.
I always hated them because they managed to do that while also invariably just being a gameplay-free retelling of what happened in the game.
e7370a No.14366221
>>14362682
The idea is that it's an exceedingly stable metal that absorbs all vibration to the point of being unable to be broken or even effected by any impact. You could make great armor, blades or guns with it because it completely nullifies kinetic energy and thus any cut you make would follow through because there's no "blowback" on strike.
But medical equipment relies heavily on how fine you can cut in surgery and medically that sort of metal is worthless because fine-ness of cut is related to how sharp the metal or glass is and a kinetic immune metal wouldn't necessarily make fine cuts or help at all. In fact vibration frequencies, the type of thing it nullifies, are used to cut through objects of various hardness, which is imperative if you want to cut through bone and not flesh.
Even then, if the metal WAS useful for cutting, that's all it's good for, you can't make magic with it, it's only really able to be used in combat gear. The metal as it's described as a "sound" or "vibration absorbing metal" is not capable of propulsion because propulsion relies on kinetic blowback. and forget anti-gravity for the same reason.
You couldn't do much else since the actual advancement in medical technology is bio-organic nanomachines (ie stem cells synthetic or otherwise) and disease cures, vibration and sound has nothing to do with either.
It's just a fantasy metal that can do anything for plot reasons, it's a "turn off your brain" explanation, one of the worst types.
22168d No.14367182
>>14366190
yuki is shit, kys.
1b2054 No.14367225
>>14366221
>that first paragraph
>what is thermodynamics
e8a5d4 No.14367601
>>14366190
Movies were a mistake.
50061d No.14367738
>>14363581
>>14363725
Yeah, this alone would sell the movie to a lot of folks.
Hell, even something like scene related would work, which was done by people wearing blacksuits and fucking with the puppets. I could see some folks wearing similar suits with the animatronic over them.
2ed5d3 No.14367756
>>14367738
looking at that scene now, i am amazed that shit didn't give me nightmares when i was a kid
50061d No.14367779
>>14364157
>>14364365
Dr. Doom did noting wrong.
f2c821 No.14367793
>Five nights at Freddy’s movie
>call of duty cinematic universe
f2c821 No.14367807
>>14362507
the ancestors of wakanda secluded itself from the rest of the world including the rest of africa to keep the technology to themselves, while the other kings of africa were selling africans to europeans they didn't lift a finger. probably for the best.
50061d No.14367812
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14367756
Henson's work was often cute or "weird". But when Henson work was intentionally spooky, it really went the extra mile and gave a very visceral creature.
f2c821 No.14367816
>>14362682
Captain america had the only vibranium metal the americans had at the time.
f2c821 No.14367817
>>14362457
it was actually a good movie.
153106 No.14367949
>>14361976
>Horror for children. Think Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps, etc.
Which is going to be jarring as fuck because the original game sure as hell didn't have that "horror for children" tone to it. Really it benefited immensely from the fact that indie games don't have age classification regulations, being popular with kids really ended up being a happy accident.
e8a5d4 No.14368124
>>14367817
Brainwashed into liking niggers.
50061d No.14368240
>>14367949
Yeah, the games weren't "horror for children", they went full blown horror period because Scott had an idea for something different from the usual Amnesia and Slender clones that proliferated the market and the concept of being rooted to the spot while the horror came to you, while simple, was effective. What really sold it was the atmosphere and the player paranoia of what was going on. It's usually called a "jumpscare simulator", but that only occurs when the player fails to keep up the requirement of the win condition.
Kid's liking it wasn't so much that kids latched onto it, but rather the scarecam youtubers, and because FNAF lacked blood (for the most part), it could be shown/watched in public freely without parents cracking down.
FNAF World is the perfect comparison as that game was made so anyone could play it, but the kids never touched it because the E-celebs never tried it and Scott himself said it bombed, so he included a free massive update to it that was fucking hilarious, poked fun at the series as a whole and the e-celeb fanbase leaches.
88c80a No.14368318
>>14361847
>CoD Movie
Even normalfags don't play it anymore, it will be like the Assassin's Creed movie
Also, what would make a movie worthy the Call of Duty name? It will just be a war movie like there are hundreds of them
153106 No.14368381
>>14368318
It's a series that already draws heavily from film, it's about as redundant as making a gta film.
b22448 No.14368558
COD as a movie doesn’t upset, but pizza bear fills me with why
545197 No.14369388
>>14368240
Indeed. If it weren't for faggots like Markikeplier and Fagseptickike, then maybe it wouldn't have blown up with children and degenerates so much. The first game was actually really fucking good, and actually using jumpscares in a way that wasn't nearly as infuriating as how other games did it. Then Scott barely deviated from the first game's formula and things stagnated fast.
7b7711 No.14369918
>>14361847
Calling it now. Expect a FNAF attraction at Holloween Horror Nights this year since WB is producing the movie.
4eeae0 No.14370136
>>14369388
can you really blame the man for using the gold mine he stumbled upon.
7ef80b No.14370261
>Cawadoody
Has been dying for years now. By the estimated release date, it will be well out of the window of pop culture. Angry Birds at least billed itself as a family movie, despite being subject to relatively similar conditions.
>FNAF
Will almost certainly be a less financially successful Angry Birds movie. And have less redpills.
50061d No.14370355
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. >>14369388
Indeed.
>FNAF1
>set the ground work in handling your resources in a strategic manner
>FNAF2
>the ADHD version of FNAF1 with a shitload of shit coming at you non stop and having to constantly wind the music box
>FNAF3
>more of a game of chess against a single threat. Used Jumpscares more liberally, but they still had a function in disabling your necessary tools and could still be avoided if you knew how.
>FNAF4
>changed the setting and the player character to a home and a kid all alone and had an overall theme of being in a nightmare. Focused primarily on sound usage and not sight
He kept it mostly the same but he tried really hard to do different things
>dedicated fans keep calling for The Desolate Hope sequel/similar game
>FNAF world is made that functions like a more simple TDH
>he charged $10 for it
>it was somewhat incomplete and he apologized for it and re-released it for free with a shitload of upgrades
>still no one picked it up
>he made the original final boss himself, chiding the player for how no one wants to have fun adventures or even to respect the characters, just that they want "scares"
>game sat around for a bit with asshats ignoring it and only actual fans playing it
>Scott likes it and likes the dedicated fans, though, so he made a free, uber huge update
>In it, scott has "lost his mind" and "can't stop making FNAF trash"
>they are 4 minigames
>one is a really fucking shitty jumpscare walking simulator called FOXY.EXE to make fun of creepypasta shit people make
>one is "chica's magic rainbow" which is basically "I wanna be the guy" but with no guns and a rainbow who insults you every time you die
>another is "FNAF 57: Freddy in Space" where you play a metroid/megaman-ish game before shooting the head-in-a-jar of Scott himself who can't stop making shitty FNAF games
>then there is a pretty bitching Foxy Fighters where the characters get VA's in a pretty solid shooter game that points out the stupid usage of overused lines, shoehorned memes, and just overall doesn't take anything seriously (hooktube related because it's fucking hilarious)
>Even includes Coffee as a playable character
He made sister location much more like a point-and-click adventure and to try telling a story, as well as having VA work to a surprisingly effective degree. Still, one of the better ones is "Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator" where you get to run your own pizzaria in a tycoon type game, complete with batshit stupid choices to make your life hell or easy as shit. Best part is that he did no advertising for that last one.
fce0a9 No.14371550
>>14363713
>gays arent pedos
>i-i-i-i swear !!!
bbe9e7 No.14372216
>>14361847
FNAF is shit. It doesn't even count as vidya.
eb15b5 No.14372959
>>14369918
>FNAF attraction at Holloween Horror Nights this year since WB is producing the movie.
I thought WB lost the rights
eb15b5 No.14372962
>>14370261
/pol/ probably going to rally for the FNAF movie for being pizza gate the movie.
153106 No.14373006
>>14369388
>Then Scott barely deviated from the first game's formula and things stagnated fast.
Nah he did a pretty good job shaking things up each game, first sequel was him directly addressing the complaints the first game got (why should it cost power to keep a door shut, why not wear a costume to fool the animations etc…), FNAF 3 was him addressing the amount the clutter FNAF 2 had and focusing on dealing with a single enemy while FNAF 4 didn't even have security cameras despite that being one of the defining elements of the series.
The problem was less stagnation and more overall milking of the IP's success, made possible by the fact it doesn't take Scott long to pump these games out.
2f3d15 No.14373020
>>14372962
and /reddit/ for the retardation it is
And /fur/ for obvious reasons
316280 No.14373090
Lets see,
>Chris Columbus has no horror expertise
>Blumhouse is known for their low-budget low-risk films
>Also for their most recent hit Get Out a racially charged film that self-hating white liberal film "critics" loved
>Scott Cawthon himself "heavily" involved with it
>source material is not particularly scary or gory
>Gil Kenan's (Monster House director) project got canned long ago already)
>children are definitely going to be the target audience of this film unless they want to lose money which will also cripple what the film will be allowed to show
This is a recipe for disaster, I hope that they at least use actual animatronics rather than cheap CGI.
ac0a40 No.14373129
>>14373090
An anon pointed out that Jim Hensen's Creature Shop is making animatronics for it.
316280 No.14373133
>>14373129
The Dark Crystal was pretty good, this could work.
f1dae6 No.14373140
>>14373129
Watch it end up being some ungodly abomination hybrid of CGI and Animatronics in an ill-fated attempt to crank up the spooky, (or to save a few shekels) but only manages to ruin everything.
316280 No.14373144
>>14373133
Oh yeah and by the way, if any of you faggots hasn't watched the fantastic unofficial Director's Cut of TDC, here's a link.
http://www.veoh.com/watch/v70593620Bqtdwg
I would post this over at /tv/ if they actually discussed films.
153106 No.14373169
>>14373129
> Jim Hensen's Creature Shop is making animatronics for it.
Huh, that actually sounds pretty cool. Still have no idea how the fuck this is supposed to work as a film though.
30910b No.14373230
>>14369388
I disagree, FNAF was never good as much as I respect Scott it was always of the complexity of an okay flash game and not a really good horror game. The story was okay although I'm really tired of ghost stories.
50061d No.14373239
>>14373169
>>14373133
>>14373129
There was a novel called The Silver Eyes which was basically a stand alone story where a girl grew up with her father being one of the two men who were making the animatronics, one was a nutjob, the other just wanted to test the limits of his technological success.
It was a rather interesting read and a similar idea is most likely going to be used, since the book was basically about the MC and their friends going to the place before it's demolished to try and get a few more answers and see if her father left her anything. Commence the animatronics waking up and terrorizing everyone there.
There was even the plot point of the animatroncis not being able to move the way they wanted, so instead of grabbing someone by the belt loop to bring them somewhere, they impale their leg on a steel hook and drag them kicking and screaming away
30910b No.14373241
>>14373090
Wasn't Get Out ironically a horror-comedy film and a parody of the liberal crowd and their approach to black people?
30910b No.14373255
>Call of Duty will be getting a movie
I don't see what's the big deal, after all we already get one every year
153106 No.14373264
>>14373239
There will probably be some plot point about one of the friends being a hollywood-style computer hacker who gets access to the restaurant's security cams via their tablet.
50061d No.14373294
>>14373264
Possibly, though they may just re-activate the old security room. Hell, the opening scene could be the MC as a kid re-enacting the FNAF 4 trailer before they wake up and it resumes like a movie normally.
50061d No.14373299
>>14373140
Hell, if I was in charge, I'd make them shoot the scenes with dressed up actors, but then replace the animatronics with stop motion nightmares. Nothing gets tat horribly uncanny movement quite like something in stop motion.
153106 No.14373365
>>14373294
Thing is a security room forces them in one location, which might be more true to the games but probably won't work that well for a film.
They might have it so one of the characters stays in the security room and communicates to the others via walkie-talkie what is on the screen footage.
50061d No.14375595
>>14373365
Well I don't see them focusing the film in the security room, though they may make a short part in it.
But yeah, I could see that other idea. It would work well as a way to transition between the characters, while also giving a sequence of them seeing the animatronics in the cameras and the obligatory security room assault.
In the book they weren't in the security room hardly at all, but that let the animatroncis do more things as they chased them down. For the story, they were doing shit like throwing aside entire arcade cabinets to get at the people
864557 No.14377915
>>14373299
you should direct movies
ce6169 No.14379029
Am I the only one noticing this shit with OPs? They mess up the archive in the exact way.
>https://www.please use
This is the EXACT thing I see all the time here, and it's usually some shitty data thread asking how >/v/ feels about "x".
36234e No.14379039
>14379029
the OP might be a complete and utter retard for not archiving but you're twice as fucking stupid, you worthless newfag, lurk moar for a million years or go back to cuckchan
e114c9 No.14379043
toasting in an epic reddit thread *tinks champagne glass against my fellow redditor's glasses* a toast to this great news. *finishes off with an upvote and reblog of your meme fox reaction image in the OP*
814ad5 No.14379047
>>14379000
>manlet playing bane
>fugly playing as CIA
I AM NOW A HOTHEAD
36234e No.14379049
>>14379039
>not archiving
fug i just realized the OP did archive, holy shit i need some sleep.
36234e No.14379052
>>14379047
aidan gillen is a bigger guy than tom hardy
3fd42c No.14379187
>>14373241
no, these people aren't capable of parody, much less self-parody
192b6e No.14379324
>>14373241
Considering it's a movie about people fetishizing blacks not as people but as tokens for their own benefit and the director went out and admitted that the movie was directed towards the liberal crowd and their approach to black people, yes. It was.
5dcde9 No.14379584
>>14363734
KC:D is a fun game tough. I love everything about the game and i dont have a potatoe pc so it runs fluently and i have yet to discover a gamebreaking bug. Even small bugs are near to non existent. That its uncucked is just the tip of the iceberg that makes it perfect.
ac9d46 No.14383270
>>14373129
Threre's some hope then
cb91fb No.14386461
e4e8c8 No.14386590
918e25 No.14400819
50061d No.14402359
>>14377915
Thankya. Honestly, if you look at the three main types of special effects, if you're trying to scare someone, you have three primary options;
>Physical prop/puppet/costume
>an actual item is there for the actors to see that will properly reflect light and can usually be touched
>Stop motion
>still a physical object, albeit usually small. Will have frame by frame movement, thus seem uncanny in comparison to a normal human's movements and thus, register as "not normal" in the mind's eye. Will also properly showcase lighting and weight.
>Cgi
>no physical prop, often no sense of weight, lighting requires a miracle to look right
CGI is just too much money and work for an end product that still looks "not real". Physical items and stop motions still give a ring of "not real", but at least they have added benefits of proper lighting showcase and in the case of props, something for the actors to properly interact with.
I feel the only place CGI has, other than vista shots, are for sequences where the props or stop motion won't cut it.
IE: the jeep chase sequence in Jurassic park.
Oddly enough, I think the best showcase of CGI in any movie to date is probably Shin Godzilla, and the whole reason for that was that the crew was told to make Godzilla's body texture resemble the suits, and not to make it look like real skin.
f3823c No.14407416
>>14402359
or you know, develop proper tension before going for the horror element
eb15b5 No.14407855
>>14373294
Fun fact. Scott cawthon a New York Times best selling author now.
50061d No.14407918
>>14407416
True, if you don't have the tension, no matter the scare, you aren't gonna get spooked.
AND FOR GODS SAKES, DROP THE GODDAMN SCARE CHORDS
What will freak the fuck out of someone the most is… nothing. The most unnerving thing in the world is generally something being a BIT off; pictures where they aren't supposed to be, a doorway not shaped right, and so on. The more familiar an item/place is, the better the effect when something is different.
Compare these two scenes; the 2017 IT scene comes off with Pennywise always being a monster the moment he shows up and never gives Georgie a reason to trust him. Tim Curry's version lacks the scare chords or much music at all, but the way he delivers his lines and what he's saying make it very disturbing, much like the lines of some creepy bastard trying to Van your kid. You only REALLY get an idea of his true nature when Georgie finally asks if the balloons float, and by then, he has the kid by the proverbial balls.
I'd do a similar thing here, such as having the animatronics in plain sight in several scenes, but perhaps the eyes in Bonnie move, just a bit, or they are in slightly different positions when we come back to them. Not by a lot, just a bit that someone would go "Wait… was that always like that?"
I'd also have silent, random objects moving in the corner of the screen at times, and even something in the distance, then at the end of the film, make mention of a 5th animatronic in the facility, but there are no records of what it looks like. That way, the terror/horror is built by the viewer's imagination, the most effective weapon in horror
0114f6 No.14407931
>>14407918
I never noticed it before, but at 2:58 Pennywise's left eye moves in a very unnerving way.. Did it do that in the movie or is just something wrong with the video? Is creepy how subtle it is.
f89e79 No.14407964
>A CoD movie
If the director is anyone other than Michael Bay i'm not even gonna bother pirating it
that douchebag was born to direct the CoD movies
they'd be like Transformers, only without the anoying highschool romance or those pesky giant mechs clutering the background
142e27 No.14408157
>>14363242
Because people who play video games are no longer the target audience for video games.
ac0a40 No.14408167
>>14379047
Tom Hardy is 5'9".
9c99ad No.14408185
>>14408157
>buying things, spackling over memes and in-jokes repeatedly, and it's getting mad on the internet
>young men queuing with plush mushroom hats and backpacks
>man with open mouth and unkept beard as main article picture
What the difference between this article and new cuckchan wojak soyboy memes?
50061d No.14409370
>>14407931
Might have been a water droplet over his eye for a frame, but yeah, that's the type of subtlety I'd be going for in that it's something just a LITTLE bit off, but the viewer may not notice it, but they go "something… isn't right…"
c627f6 No.14409414
>>14408157
>Uses hyperconsumer as some sort of degrading insult
>In an article about whos the target audience for a company
Must be a commie to be this fucking stupid.
I mean yeah people who lavishly spend money on products arent an atractive audience for companies at all right? Better target numales who dont even play videogames outside some retarded phone shit.
8ea50b No.14410587
>>14369388
Yeah this. The first game was pretty good for maintaining a good atmosphere while having somewhat of a decent gameplay mechanic. However, little kids became attached to it, and everything deteriorated fast. I'm glad Scott decided to pull the plug on the series (as of 2017 if I'm correct). The only good thing I'll give the series is that it does have decent furry porn drawn of it :^)