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File: 49ef5b7b0f00047⋯.png (820.57 KB, 972x544, 243:136, Bayonetta-1-and-2-for-Nint….png)

1ca8b2 No.14333489

So will it actually sale well this time?

b27e29 No.14333494

sale well?

Stupid nigger, it's sell well retard. No, it won't because no one plays actual good games.


dd2ea0 No.14333520

doesn't need to sell well nintendo is paying for it.


1ca8b2 No.14333536

>>14333520

Yeah but

>Good games selling well means we might get more good games

and

>It means nintendo will want to work with Plat more


e7158b No.14333537

>>14333489

well, mark will buy it.


b4493d No.14333540

Not until they brand it the Dark Souls of Hack'n'Slash


3dcf68 No.14333544

>>14333489

>>14333537

Can you fight gingers in this game?


688d61 No.14333552

File: 6a799047fda5972⋯.png (644.72 KB, 600x600, 1:1, (implication_arrow)shadman.png)

Bad games don't sell well, no matter who publishes it.


1ca8b2 No.14333558

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It's nice to see Nintendo is advertising it too.

>>14333552

>Skyrim

>Fifa

>Battlefront

How can you be this wrong anon?


7d6a60 No.14333560

>>14333536

we're already getting bayonetta 3. It'll sell better than bayo 2 did on the wii u, but the sales figures are already projected and determined that it'll be a worthwhile investment.

>>14333552

>shitman


688d61 No.14333567

>>14333558

Ah, I suppose that's true.


dd2ea0 No.14333570

>>14333536

does it really matter for nintendo?

they only really care about just making money but not to much money but enough money to keep going forever on top of fucking over their customers wallets at every corner


f927e7 No.14333582

File: 7b440a139dc326d⋯.gif (799.21 KB, 600x521, 600:521, 7b440a139dc326d41afdd03411….gif)

Bayo 3 is coming to switch tomorrow?


688d61 No.14333599

File: d0328fd07bd1ee1⋯.jpg (128.33 KB, 1012x1433, 1012:1433, d0328fd07bd1ee1f627fa767b4….jpg)

>>14333570

I think the bigger issue is that Nintendo are hypocrites, they abuse the legal system to kill competition products and games based on theirs, but they're the first ones to rip off other company's games and file patents that they have no business filing.

The sanity system for Eternal Darkness, for example. Silicon Knights was working ED before Nintendo got involved, and as soon as Nintendo agreed to publish their game they filed a patent for the sanity system of the game, preventing the game from being multiplatform. There's an ED sequel in the works, but they want NOTHING to do with Nintendo because they don't want to get fucked over again.

Nintendo loves the reputations that they invented the cross d-pad, but that was another company who did. They love the reputation that they saved the video games industry, but Sega put out their own console around the same time.

Manchildren love to invent revisionist history that makes Nintendo look like angels, but they're dogshit on your plate and constantly try to hold back both the entertainment and technology aspects of video games.


3cd4fa No.14333614

File: 8b6a139b90ad95f⋯.jpg (192.22 KB, 1288x954, 644:477, IMG_20180214_122959.jpg)

>IGN reviews Bayonetta 2 for the switch

>they loved it

>they point out how it performs better that the wii u version

>9.0

>Bayonetta 2 for the Wii U got a 9.5

Also, have you guys noticed that Kamiya is going extra hard on journalists for the past couple of days?


1ca8b2 No.14333620

>>14333614

>"Gamers" who think themselves to be above game journalists

That's not hard. Game journalists are fucking trash.


bdb0dd No.14333622

>>14333599

>Sega put out their own console around the same time.

It was the exact same day


149990 No.14333630

File: 5488af6ef96e7a3⋯.jpg (8.12 KB, 250x210, 25:21, Kamiya_loling.jpg)

>>14333614

>no time to play game? great game journalists

god bless his soul


688d61 No.14333632

>>14333622

Okay, sure, I wasn't going to actually look into it. But yeah, Nintendo skirt on this mythos that is half-truths and full lies.


dd2ea0 No.14333677

>>14333599

I know nintendo is pretty dam vile if you look at their history. but since a lot of people grew up with pokemon nintendo and such. nintendo gets that holy free pass because its nintendo even thou they are one of the worst people that make ea look nice


358e95 No.14333691

File: a0f34d92f4121f8⋯.jpg (34.62 KB, 378x252, 3:2, AJ Dubs.jpg)

>>14333599

dubs of truth


09995e No.14333730

>>14333520

It doesn't need to sell well because I can already emulate them


358e95 No.14333755

File: aa7eb16970d351c⋯.jpg (92.15 KB, 938x944, 469:472, dubs man.jpg)


3b70aa No.14333757

>>14333599

>claims revisionist history while pushing his own revisionist history


0524d3 No.14333769

>>14333599

>>14333757

If that's a problem I suppose patent registration can be checked for "sanity system" in a video game. I'm not familiar with Eternal Darkness or sure if its comparable, but a sanity system is in Amnesia independent of Nintendo's game console.


6825a0 No.14333780

>>14333755

DUBS

CHECK

EM


3b70aa No.14333793

>>14333769

The sanity patent is well documented, the retard i replied to claims it existed to stop the title from going multiplat, even though nintendo as publisher own the rights to the game and still do, on top of this dyack who is helming shadow of the eternals and who was the lead on eternal darkness has expressed on multiple occassions a desire to work with nintendo again.


f018c8 No.14333800

so will it actually check this time


0524d3 No.14333804

>>14333793

You'd have explained your case way better if you elaborated beyond a single line. I'm sure many others believed >>14333599 otherwise


af5834 No.14333844

>>14333599

>Manchildren love to invent revisionist history

Well at least you know what you are doing.


01f666 No.14333855

>>14333755 (checked)


18f082 No.14333871

It will sell better than the Wii U release, but it's not going to break records. Probably won't even do half of Splatoon 2's sales.


f018c8 No.14333904

File: d05a0599408a416⋯.png (292.7 KB, 550x385, 10:7, checkedchristian.png)


c2b6fe No.14334532

>>14333871

Splatoon 2 sold over 2 million times in Japan alone.

I love Bayonetta but I doubt it would reach that number even during the whole switch lifetime, it‘s simply not a systemseller.

Though I will say retailers in my country are completely sold out on the standard edition.

My main gripes with the Switch version is, that it only has the absolute bare minimum of enhanced performance: slightly better framerate (still not stable) and faster loading times. No higher resolution, or major graphical improvments.

It‘s one of the laziest ports I‘ve seen lately.

Especially dissapointing seeing how Bayo1 was polished for the WiiU release and even added bonus content.


89f96e No.14334658

>>14333489

The only people buying Bayonetta 2 are the people that didn't own a Wii U and don't know/don't care about emulation. I think it will sell fine, but not break any sales records. I've already beaten the game so Nintendo isn't getting any shekels out of me on this game.


88eebe No.14334676

Who cares, spectacle fighters blow. If I'm gonna mash a button to attack and get combos, I'll play Starfox 64. DMC (any of them) is/are also included.


6b9da5 No.14334698

>>14334676

>button mashing

>in a cuhrayzee game

okay then.

Try that on infinite climax or a ninja gaiden game.

See where it gets you


0524d3 No.14334717

>>14334698

You still button mash on infinite climax for the torture attacks and QTEs. Button mashing is generally doable on Bayonetta since it's dial a combo.


3ebfdb No.14334726

File: 232dd1f949d24df⋯.png (186.24 KB, 500x281, 500:281, donte.png)

>>14334676

Fuck you


d08f50 No.14334734

>>14333489

>So will it actually sale well this time?

Are you implying it didn't last time?


104b00 No.14334899

File: a8a4eb8a7690b2c⋯.png (118.22 KB, 664x645, 664:645, [distant_Jewish_laughter].png)

>>14333537

>Mark buys a good game


104b00 No.14334935

>>14333599

Let's be honest here. compared to Sony and Microsoft, Nintendo is decent. Additionally they're the only ones making portable gaming consoles AND they still make good games like Xenoblade 2 and Odyssey. Look at what Sony is doing right now with God of War and ask yourself "is this what a game should be?".

This doesn't mean Nintendo is perfect, but in terms of first parties they're better than the alternative.


a0e5ee No.14334949

>>14333599

>They love the reputation that they saved the video games industry, but Sega put out their own console around the same time.

Which very few people in the US liked and had nothing in the way of games. Now maybe that would have been a different story if nintendo didn't force exclusivity, but i've heard it said that had the NES not hit it big over here, the Commodore 64 would have taken it's place, similar to what happened in europe where the NES was a dud and shit like Amiga reigned supreme.


a263a4 No.14334951

>>14333489

I already bought 2 on wiiU though.


216b98 No.14334955

File: 61ce88cac927aee⋯.jpg (34.93 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 6af323303b61e47ba31ade49fa….jpg)

>>14333599

>Nintendo has iron fisted control on industry and vidya goes through a golden age

>publishers are let free in current year and they all aim to jew the constumers

I'm not sure why you want me to hate Nintendo anon.


d08f50 No.14334959

>>14334955

Fuck off ROB


23f823 No.14335442

>>14334955

>rampant censorship in the west

>plenty of bad games and shovelware

>west not getting things like the disk system or improved sound chips

>"golden age"

Do I need to remind you of how Nintendo tried to get the U.S. government to ban violent video games, just so they could remove one of SEGA's market advantages?


216b98 No.14335638

>>14335442

You're right anon. The severe jewing of loot boxes, half finished game not seen since gen 2, and microtransactions pale in comparison to some games getting censored in the past. I love paying for more than a game deserves today.


9460de No.14335746

>poor man's DMC

Nah


9dc2a7 No.14335783

File: 1a7a438c93f3309⋯.png (232.49 KB, 847x653, 847:653, 1a7a438c93f33092d8707eaac2….png)

>>14334959

>Everyone who likes nintendo is ROB


9460de No.14335790

>>14335783

It is impossible to like nintendo unless you are paid shill.


a3260b No.14335793

>>14335442

>>14335638

Sounds like things can go to shit regardless of whether or not Nintendo's in charge. There's so much that can go wrong that it's a matter of picking your poison.


e10374 No.14335800

>>14335783

is this porn


8be1a2 No.14335812

>>14335800

Are you masturbating?


e10374 No.14335814


b32561 No.14335821

File: 3dda00338c471a0⋯.jpg (217.65 KB, 648x720, 9:10, vaas defines insanity.jpg)

>>14333489

How many times have they released the first game? It came out on PS3 and Xbox360 first and then it came out along side Bayonetta 2 on the Wii U and now it's coming out on the Switch. Not including what it cost to port it to all those systems, have they even been able to make a profit?


38b2c7 No.14335824

>>14335821

You forgot the PC port.


5f3fef No.14335846

>>14335821

It comes "free" in order to help Bayo 2 profit. Both games need to be played for Bayo 2's story to make sense whatsoever. While I doubt Nintendo is giving it away out of the kindness of their hearts it makes the game more enjoyable. That and Nintendo probably got Platinum to port it for cheap as a package deal with Bayo 2.


7642c0 No.14335852

>>14335821

Bayonetta came out on the PS3? That's news to me.


f7c166 No.14335862

>>14335852

It was for the original dual release for 360 and PS3, the reason no one mentions the PS3 port was fucked framerate, controls and other bugs ruining it.


2406d2 No.14335891

File: 74f6ec49408ddce⋯.png (407.26 KB, 500x508, 125:127, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b74b6ebdfddc14d⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1062x1062, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14335821

>bayonetta is the new skyrim

not on my watch!


2406d2 No.14335919

File: baf63a741069785⋯.jpg (59.32 KB, 481x750, 481:750, kamiya.jpg)

>>14333614

yes, and everybody thinks he's whining again. he really needs his mom's breast milk


c588e4 No.14335939

File: 62fc8704ecdebc7⋯.jpg (74.61 KB, 429x600, 143:200, 72be3f02aca9b5abe98ce1b1cb….jpg)

>>14335891

I think Cave Story blows Skyrim out of the water when it comes to re-releases.

Since its freeware release in 2004, Cave Story has been ported (by Nicalis) to…

>Steam

>DSi

>3DS (Twice!)

>WiiWare/Wii U

>Nintendo Switch

And unofficially (by fans) to…

>Xbox

>Amiga

>TI-84

>TI Nspire

>Linux

>OSX

>PSP

>GP2X

<Among other, NXEngine ports

In total, that's over 15 releases.


b32561 No.14336037

>>14335824

That's another one!

>>14335846

What I want to know is, has the first game turned any kind of a profit?


23f823 No.14336051

>>14335638

And Nintendo is just as much a part of that, now. Things weren't better, then, because Nintendo was in control. They were better, because no one had thought of how to make it worse, yet. Thingsey would be even worse, today, if Nintendo had a virtual monopoly on the industry.

>>14336037

>What I want to know is, has the first game turned any kind of a profit?

Why would they have funded a sequel and made so many ports of it, otherwise? These ports aren't a desperate bid to make some kind of money off a failed project. They're capitalizing on a game that was already successful.


eba46d No.14336059

>>14335939

Don't forget Dreamcast.


b32561 No.14336060

>>14336051

>They're capitalizing on a game that was already successful.

But like OP said, the game didn't sell.


20fd17 No.14336061

File: 7ea026037c1876d⋯.mp4 (1.54 MB, 480x600, 4:5, 4_532583649875391765.mp4)

>>14335939

COW IS COMING RIGHT ATCHA

Then Sonic, fucking Sonic, blows Cave Story out of the water.

sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(1991)#Rereleases

It's 30+ ports! Fucking insane, man! Who here has the stats for the original tetris?


23f823 No.14336076

>>14336060

It sold enough.


7e1f22 No.14336083

File: 44a34a2e4934b33⋯.jpg (38.26 KB, 256x380, 64:95, Doom_cover_art.jpg)

>>14335939

>>14336061

If you're counting unofficial ports then there's only one undisputed king.


b32561 No.14336093

>>14336076

But did it turn a profit? There are games that "sell well" but they don't turn a profit.


20fd17 No.14336100

>>14336083

Official, sanics, but unofficially, Doom is the god of gods and nothing can even come close to touching it.


b32561 No.14336102

>>14336061

How many times has Super Mario Bros. been released?


3b70aa No.14336107

>>14336083

I've seen doom on all kinds of shit, i ran it on an ipod once, but id guess that tetris is the king.


b32561 No.14336108

File: 3e05c64956b06e2⋯.jpg (51.46 KB, 350x350, 1:1, awww.jpg)

>>14336061

That calf is so cute. Makes me feel bad for eating meat (Only just a little though.)


20fd17 No.14336137

File: bae5ccbc384472e⋯.jpg (38.08 KB, 600x450, 4:3, bae5ccbc384472eb8d9b39e488….jpg)

>>14336108

Don't worry, as a repayment, you can make the calf eat Your meat.

>>>/zoo/2564


e10374 No.14336143

>>14336137

that shit doesnt work my man


20fd17 No.14336149


b32561 No.14336167

>>14336137

>>14336143

>>14336149

What the fuck you talk'n bout man!? I just want to give it head pats.


e10374 No.14336169

>>14336167

THE WORK OF THOSE WHO CONSORT WITH BEASTS.


20fd17 No.14336178

>>14336167

Give it millions of your tiny white children as a sacrifice.


5f3fef No.14336216

>>14336093

Bayo 1 sold over a million by 2010 which is good considering that platinum is AA in terms of budget and develops for far cheaper than western devs. My guess as to why Sega didn't want a sequel is because it probably sold below expectations when factoring in marketing, As I recall it they ran huge marketing campaigns including subway murals with peel off stickers/flyers that would expose Bayonnetta when taken off. You'll notice that Marketing for Bayo 2 was significantly more restrained.

Even if it did profit despite those costs marketing one game incurs an opportunity cost since people's attention spans are limited. If they can pump marketing into a product that would yield more returns they would do so. Add to the fact that sequels tend to do worst.


23f823 No.14337722

>>14336093

I want to make it clear exactly what you're implying. You're asking if SEGA funded development of Bayo for 360 and ps3, but didn't turn a profit. Then, Nintendo looks at this unprofitable game, and funds both a port and a sequel for its own console, and sells them as a bundle, which still doesn't make a profit. Then they decide to sell dlc for Smash based off this unprofitable series. Then, SEGA looks at this twice unprofitable series, and decides to fund a PC port, which doesn't give them a profit. Then, Nintendo looks at this thrice unprofitable series, and, not only decides to fund another port of the first two games to the Switch and sell them as a bundle, but to fund a second sequel to this unprofitable series. That's what you're asking. Do you understand just how stupid that would be?


5f3fef No.14338174

>>14337722

>Nintendo looks at this thrice unprofitable series, and, not only decides to fund another port of the first two games to the Switch and sell them as a bundle, but to fund a second sequel to this unprofitable series.

The game by itself doesn't have to be profitable if it can bootstrap some Switch sales. This is the same strategy Sony used with the PS3 to help save their console. Unlike the PS3 the switch itself is much cheaper to produce and is probably returning a profit per unit sold.


b95cee No.14338176

>>14333489

I'm going to buy it


38b2c7 No.14338434

>>14338176

Kill yourself, nigger.

have fun

and give me some of those expendable shekels you have, too, clearly i need them more than you do


df20ec No.14338637

>>14338174

But it wouldn't be bootstrapping any Switch sales if the series itself wasn't selling. It's become "common sense" that Platinum games don't sell but they clearly sell enough to keep making more of them.


b95cee No.14339893

File: 9fb3159682983ca⋯.jpg (228.49 KB, 468x682, 234:341, Bootynetta.jpg)

>>14338434

but I'm not a nigger ;_;

thank you I love the game named Bayoneta

stop being poor!


6b9da5 No.14341365

any tips to spice up my combo's?


de3344 No.14342489

Damn, Bayo is legit beautiful in this. I don't know if they upgraded graphics from the Wii U version or not because I didn't fucking buy one but they did a good job. Obviously been enjoying the gameplay so far, too.


5f3fef No.14342554

>>14342489

It was good looking in the Wii U version too because they got rid of the piss filter and used more vibrant colors.


6d8bac No.14342775

do any versions have physical copy of bayo one or is it download voucher only


d9104f No.14343211

>>14342775

It has a physical release in Japan if you buy a special editionThough you can play that version in english too from what I hear


fb8959 No.14351225

bump


50b4ed No.14360989

File: 64ac3d3dc0803e6⋯.png (226.95 KB, 540x405, 4:3, anti semitic joke.png)

>>14333489

I'll just wait until they datamine the bitch.


c12377 No.14361198

File: d3a0c84d36652e3⋯.png (2.65 MB, 1242x2208, 9:16, DE04B622-0302-4BDA-A427-6D….png)

File: d3fd1abe5a46c76⋯.jpeg (547.23 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, EDEE9BAA-FF9E-495F-84E3-4….jpeg)

>>14361005

>posting Cuckchan memes on full-Chan

Congratulations. You are posing memes that even reddit don’t think is funny made by people who think Kingdom come flopped because it isn’t selling as fast on the PS4 like it is on PC. You probably think it the Devs fault the PS4 pro can’t handle the game too.


9e34fc No.14361213

File: 62f3eb2cb1391b4⋯.jpg (24.64 KB, 471x395, 471:395, 1465131873156.jpg)

>>14361198

>getting this much riled up for a picture

>even reddit don’t think is funny

I don't think that's good argument

And what the fuck does kingdom come have to do with this thread?


c12377 No.14361230

File: b854a90fc8634b1⋯.jpeg (563.33 KB, 2572x1500, 643:375, 61348F39-5A21-48C0-BDCB-0….jpeg)

>>14361213

>what the fuck does kingdom come have to do with this thread?

Majority of anti-kingdom come threads and memes outta Cuckchan is PS4 owners bitching how the Devs underuse the power of PS4 pro. Cuckchan is nothing more than a console war sony circle jerk dumping ground ran by Neogaf mods.


3662f0 No.14361235

>>14361230

Shit, /v/ here is almost nothing more than console war bullshit and circlejerk.


c12377 No.14361255

>>14361235

>Shit, /v/ here is almost nothing more than console war bullshit and circlejerk.

If you think /v/ is console war circle jerk. You are ignorant or blind. Our /v/ isn’t a echo chamber. Cuckchan mods are Neogaf cunts. They only ban post not in favor of Sony.


c12377 No.14361257

>>14361243

>Calling out people for console waring and posting Cuckchan memes

>Ha Ha you are upset


9e34fc No.14361260

>>14361230

It's people like you who keeps that "fear grimace" meme alive by overreacting to it

You're either baiting for a console war derail, or a genuinly butthurt nintendo fanboy who had enough of people associating that face to nintendo fans


c12377 No.14361287

>>14361260

>>14361264

>Stop calling me out for console war posting

>you the one console war posting by pointing it out


cda2ae No.14361804

Doubt it will sale well, spic OP


b5e5cc No.14363446

>>14361005

Go back to cuckchan


0710bf No.14363473

>>14363446

Take this (you) and leave


b5e5cc No.14363611

>>14363473

You meant that for the cuckchan meme poster right?


33bacc No.14369455

File: 64409b4163e511f⋯.gif (2.95 MB, 440x311, 440:311, tumblr_ovek64RcSh1tpje2go1….gif)

So I tried Bayo 1 and it seems a bit shit.

>ENDLESS FUCKING cutscenes with 5 minutes of gameplay max inbetween

>garbage fucking story and writing, game is more up its ass than Kojima

>mash X+A to win with the pro flourish of "add pauses for stronger attacks"

>enemies attack from out of camera, telegraphs for attacks are so badly designed it's impossible to tell in the swarms of random-looking enemies

What a waste of cash. Is 2 any better or should I just pawn the cart off to some other sucker?


6ff00c No.14369492

File: d3959505818db9e⋯.png (71.54 KB, 200x265, 40:53, d3959505818db9ebf1871e2d03….png)


a0e5ee No.14369502

>>14336061

>Fucking insane, man! Who here has the stats for the original tetris?

>Rereleases of tetris

Those typically aren't the exact same game though. For example, Tengen's Tetris is not the same as Nintendo's tetris, or the Japan only NES release of Tetris made by what is now the tetris company, and none of them are the same as the original communist tetris made for shitty computers.


01f666 No.14369521

File: 04a61103abc268b⋯.jpg (58.67 KB, 497x350, 71:50, 29387843.jpg)

>>14361264

>>14361005

>>14361291

Why haven't the vols started handing out bans to these cuckchan cocksuckers?

I've seen this faggot shitting up other threads like the Burnout Remaster one with his console war bullshit


26bc0c No.14369545

File: 575edecd51ab8de⋯.webm (4.23 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Pure Platinum.webm)

>>14369455

While I don't hate the story to Bayo I will admit there is allot of it, I was glad I found out you can skip cutscenes instantly by pressing Right Trigger + Select.

You can mash to win sure, but that won't get you a good score, The objective of Platinum games is to get Platinum ranks at the end of fights, if your not then your doing it wrong.

But if you really don't like they game then Bayonetta 2 won't be any better, it's pretty much exactly the same game again, just with different weapons and different enemy types.


f85f95 No.14369554

File: cfa759b802469b3⋯.jpg (10.82 KB, 225x225, 1:1, concern.jpg)

>>14333489

>Sale well


f654e1 No.14369559

File: c8fead55f0d1be9⋯.jpg (53.74 KB, 693x693, 1:1, 1421533499818-4.jpg)

I was going to try it, until I discovered they are charging nearly full price for a 9 year old game.


26bc0c No.14369565

>>14369559

I'm pretty sure the full price version comes with both games. It was the same when Bayo 2 first came out only getting both games equaled up to $60.


f654e1 No.14369599

>>14369565

Are there physical copies? Because all I've seen is the two sold separately on the console store.


a0e5ee No.14369608

>>14369599

2 has a physical copy, 1 is just a download code that comes packaged with 2.


b0526a No.14369611

I fucking hate all Musou games gameplay, how does Bayonetta compare?


f654e1 No.14369622

>>14369608

I'll keep an eye out for it then. Might end up having to order it online, the game stores around me only stock charts shit.


e5a73c No.14369624

>>14369611

Well it's not a musou.


aa1c65 No.14377555

File: ccc0620d5279738⋯.png (495.82 KB, 965x813, 965:813, ewefwefwef.png)

>Use torture attack

>All enemies vanish to focus on the one being attacked

>Enemies come back into view halfway through their attack animation

I hate that shit, feel like I have to mash dodge after each time 1 it out of fear I'm going to get cunt punted by some invisible attack


cda2ae No.14379793

Why does she have such a bitchy face in #2


abc15a No.14379804

>>14379793

She's getting real tired of this shit


cda2ae No.14379812

File: 12e942b4a400f05⋯.png (412.36 KB, 757x607, 757:607, 037edd5d3571664788aef5e660….png)

>>14335846

$90 for two years-old games. Great deal!


8148e3 No.14379857

>>14335919

>Okami

>Doesn't hold your hand

lol


1ca8b2 No.14379878

>>14379812

>$90

Nigger, it's less than 60 for both and you can just download the PC version of 1 and then buy 2 on the Switch for $30.


324445 No.14379891

>>14379878

Just wait for piracy you dumb faggot


cda2ae No.14379899

File: 99b8caebbd7178b⋯.png (220.41 KB, 451x531, 451:531, jewed.PNG)

>>14379878

Games are $79.99 + Leaf tax up here, comes to $90. Just to let you know.


bdaa67 No.14379930

>>14379899

>being a leaf

That sound like a you problem not a me problem.


1ca8b2 No.14379933

>>14379899

>living in fucking Leaf Land

THE DAY OF THE RAKE


5f3fef No.14379951

>>14379899

>Being a Leaf

Well there's your problem. You deserve to have them for getting Trudeau into office.


36c863 No.14379961

>>14379891

Nothing could ever go wrong with not buying actually good games.


1ca8b2 No.14379967

>>14379891

>Not buying good games

They are so fucking rare anon, why not buy the few good ones that are made?


b95cee No.14380143

File: 65e01c958da63cb⋯.jpg (63.08 KB, 487x500, 487:500, Lady.jpg)

I've never gotten gud at any CUHRAYZEE game. I get the basics and already know how to dodge offset but I just can't get a hang of the more complex systems. Some Alfheim's are so tough. How do you beat the ones with limited Kicks and punches? Bayo 2 is much more casual. and I actually enjoy it more because I still can't git really genuinely gud at bayo 1.

anyone really genuinely gotten gud with CUHRAYZEE ?

this is now a CUHRAYZEE thread?


bdaa67 No.14380163

>>14380143

The limited kicks and punches one you need to do two things, hold the button down as long as possible so you're shooting them and get the most damage, and only do the shortest wicked weaves so you get more damage out of fewer moves.


b95cee No.14380183

>>14380163

I alreay know the basics. I am talking about how you get good enought to actually suvive in harder difficultues other then normal and to unlock the hidden content like Jeanne that requiers at least Platinum scores on all chapters.


bdaa67 No.14380191

>>14380183

That's just honest getting good.


b95cee No.14380213

>>14380191

But the gold grace and glory in chapter 6 without witchtime are imposible. I need my Yellow Moon Lollipop.


bdaa67 No.14380227

>>14380213

Have you tried the moon of mahaa the french or the rosary beads?


1ca8b2 No.14380279

>>14380157

Anon we went over this. If you want to go to the cuck capital of North America you can't blame anyone else if your government forces you to pay so much for vidya.


203876 No.14380381

>>14380201

mind the edge son, you gonna cut yourself


b95cee No.14380415

File: 08734bab292f2dd⋯.jpg (415.89 KB, 500x809, 500:809, 61ddf2c05076cb8c3c6df78345….jpg)

>>14380227

>moon of mahaa

is that the parry relic? If so I have it on the PS3 version but haven't yet farmed enough halos for the PC    version.

>Evil Harvest Rosary

I never used it because it seemed like a shit trade-off to lose witch time. But I guess it's self-evidently great in situations where you don't have witch time.


c5c451 No.14380425

>shit game that panders to niggers and single IQ chinks will sale well

fuck oof already


bdaa67 No.14380434

>>14380415

Yes the moon is the parry. It can also activate witch time if you parry well enough but it probably can't in the higher difficulties.


b95cee No.14380458

>>14380434

the Gracious and Glorious are in an area where you can't trigger witch time. The regular Grace and Glory's are not so bad with having a slowdown but without it they are brutal. I'm still shit at dodging their juggle combo. That juggle can take almost half your health bar.


066d26 No.14380459

File: a398b60fb95f47c⋯.jpg (101.77 KB, 873x873, 1:1, ccd0e57ce7c4473f97041ae514….jpg)

>>14335638

>says the guy while looking up on a different tab mcdonald-tier figurines on craiglist to unlock features already on the game he paid for

Jokes on you I haven't bought a game since 2009


3f5497 No.14380539

File: bcdbe904d9e5d71⋯.png (244.69 KB, 1421x572, 1421:572, Not anymore lol.png)

>30 fps for a high paced fast action game

>720p

>small tablet display

>most likely inferior graphics

>2 years old game

>90 bucks plus

No criticism allowed?


db775d No.14380561

>>14333730

But CEMU runs like dog shit unless you have a super computer.


1ca8b2 No.14380573

>>14380539

It's 60FPS you retarded shitposter.


b32f48 No.14380575


be1811 No.14380577

>>14369455

>So I tried Bayo 1 and it seems a bit shit.

The absolute state of neo/v/


1ca8b2 No.14380581

>>14380577

It's the same retarded shitposter just spamming shit.


26bc0c No.14380647

File: f13b3a022183728⋯.webm (11.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Bayonetta Halo Grinding.webm)

>>14380143

I don't know how gud I would describe myself, but I can tell you how I cheesed my way to 101 Umbran tears of blood. First you need to prep time. Max out your magic and health.

Webm related is the best way of farming for halos, but you need to beat the game in under 3 hours to get the Bracelet of Time, easy to do but you may need to over ride any good level runs you've already done. Then just farm a ton of magic loli pops and use the Kilgore glitch.

After that you'll want to unlock the Eternal Testimony accessories for getting 50 Umbran tears of blood which aren't too hard to get. Once you get that you'll want to use it with Pulley's Butterfly so you can take damage, but it won't count as a hit to your score as long as you have magic, getting a golden moon between levels will mean you'll always have enough magic to use the butterfly, That or you can skip getting Eternal Testimony in favor of Gaze of Despair, to make getting platinum fights easier. I personally found the more aggressive enemies easier to predict.

The cheapest weapons are feet Kilgore if you use the glitch or having Fire Durga on your feet is easily the best damage dealer if you use the PPPKKK combo and hold your kicks, after the first two attacks charged Durga attacks deal way more damage and that combo is a leg sweep that will trip up most enemies including Gracious, Glorious, and Jeanne. but Fire Durga can kill enemies far too fast and you won't get a pure platinum.

The Kilgore glitch is cheap for getting easy Pure Platinum fights but it's not always reliable.


3f5497 No.14380698

>>14380573

My bad then, has it been confirmed ?

>>14380575

>>>/treblinka/


2e5f03 No.14380787

>>14369455

>Is 2 any better

I actually did like 2 better, mostly for the better variety in terms of environments, enemies and especially weapons you can use. I've read complaints about how many of 2's bosses are human-sized humanoids, but I didn't mind that at all since I absolutely hated all of the original's non-humanoid bosses apart from the final boss. Although 2's framerate still dips occasionally, it's still much smoother than the original's, which dips to single digits often enough to put me off of replaying it ever again (at least on the Wii U version, I haven't played the PC port where I imagine this is a non-issue). 2 also has much fewer mandatory QTEs and no instadeath QTEs at all, which I really appreciated. Being able to play as Rosa's also nice since it adds more replayability (which neither game is lacking in).

That said, 2 has quite a few problems that the original didn't have. Certain enemies and bosses read your inputs and dodge your attacks so frequently that it's pretty much impossible to damage them substantially without Witch Time, meaning that you can only play reactively against many of 2's new enemies (whereas in the original you could always choose to play either aggressively or reactively). Infinite Climax isn't anywhere near as interesting as the first game's version since that got rid of Witch Time on top of changing enemy placements and increasing you receive, whereas 2 only does the latter two, probably because the devs realised that it would be impossible to complete without WT. I can also remember two parts (in the first and fourth chapters) in 2 where you have to dodge something at the end of a cutscene but no QTE prompt shows up, which is questionable for reasons I don't think I need to explain. There are one or two walkie talkie bits (i.e. where you're forced to walk slowly and listen to exposition) too which is unfortunate.

As the other anon said, though, if you don't like the original then you probably won't like 2 either. Even if you do like the original you might still not like 2.


b95cee No.14381244

File: 80f4ff9dd1f0ec8⋯.jpg (99.61 KB, 771x1037, 771:1037, bayonetta_by_splashbrush-d….jpg)

>>14380647

>quality response

thanks anon, you restored some of my faith in humanity.

>>14380787

I haven't played much of 2 yet but it is far more forgiving, which actually makes it a bit more fun in my personal opinion. I also can understand why the hardcore talented fans of the original would dislike how it trivializes some of the mechanics. Having a high skill ceiling is generally a good thing.


69f6be No.14394733

Better question, when will it be piratable?


b95cee No.14394770

File: 99faa0d06489a87⋯.jpg (109.64 KB, 796x367, 796:367, 1519323842 good company.jpg)

>>14394752

the amount of fags who genuinely like Skyrim and hate fun on neo/v/ is beyond the veil.


69f6be No.14394771

>>14394764

>PC

>Sales

The people stupid enough to buy games on PC instead of pirating aren't going to be interested in games like Bayo to begin with because they don't get to automatically win and feel good just for pressing the start button.


b95cee No.14394788

File: 4fcee843a0d45d6⋯.jpg (827.22 KB, 2048x1792, 8:7, 001.jpg)

File: 66ff186ba0bcf49⋯.jpg (865.88 KB, 2048x1792, 8:7, 002.jpg)

File: 7db8f43cafedf86⋯.jpg (679.87 KB, 2048x1792, 8:7, 003.jpg)

>>14394764

>le PC mustard race

Nigger stop being a poor fag and own both consoles and PC for emulating older games like an Alpha Male.


866af6 No.14394806

File: 62aae9fa36a731b⋯.jpg (787.52 KB, 2197x1463, 2197:1463, 2980f4292e9604dcae5cb0f53f….jpg)

>>14394764

>PC

>Sales

Nice one


e8c817 No.14394837

>>14361198

isnt this game selling well on PC because its actually OPTIMIZED for PC and all the issues people are complaining about dont happen on PC like they do on PS4 like the POP IN and Graphics glitches.

From what I read the DEVs actually included features that are aimed at FUTURE upgrades in PC tech that are not fully possible yet as well.

They did the BEST they could on PC then cut it down to put it on consoles. The detail in the DIRT is way better on PC then it is on console.


b95cee No.14394872

>>14394837

there is no PS4 version anon.


b95cee No.14400769

File: c1619291fbcb35d⋯.jpg (40.9 KB, 392x391, 392:391, 0ee72d96a1d99cf87a57958ae1….jpg)

>>14395060

reported for being a Sodomite


e3883a No.14400774

Bayonetta dies


b95cee No.14400788

>>14400774

there is a third game in the works. Do you think it will be fun ?


9c8fb2 No.14400885

>>14380647

>but you may need to over ride any good level runs you've already done

Why would you need to do that? You can just leave the records alone, right?


b2fb43 No.14403302

File: 04860b58b3536c6⋯.jpg (70.18 KB, 680x907, 680:907, 91f.jpg)

>>14335939

>Cave Story

>TI-84 calculator

Dare I ask?


c0ecc4 No.14403333

Both copies aren't physical so i'm not going to bother.


ac566a No.14404156

>>14333599

>putting a patent on a meter

The absolute state of copyright laws


69f6be No.14405399

>>14333614

I am so glad Kamiya is above kowtowing to these faggots.


5370e4 No.14405538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14403302

Ti-84's can do some impressive stuff.


928173 No.14407354

File: e9934eeb57c2570⋯.png (109.82 KB, 506x408, 253:204, LUIGI FUCKING DIES, miiver….png)

>>14400788

He's telling the ending.




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