ebe5fe No.14325033
Wait, what the fuck. Not this shit again Japan. So why was it all a dream then? who the fuck is Wart? I know the Mario 2 USA isn't the real Mario 2, but what the fuck was Nintendo thinking?
9d0098 No.14325087
It was real. Just Freddy Krueger-esque.
5b878b No.14325096
Did you even see the intro? It says it was a dream.
I liked it because it actually felt like a platformer.
Post Birdo
f33278 No.14325207
I don't get it, did you not know this or are you pretending to be in 80s like some cuckchan retard?
3c4e85 No.14325304
It was all a dream because it plays nothing like a real Mario game because it's based on a not-Mario game
Funnily enough, Wart also shows up in another Nintendo game that takes place within a dream.
Where were you when you realised Wart is Nintendo's Freddy Krueger?
da1972 No.14325434
>>14325306
Just when I thought a woman couldn't have better dick sucking lips than Wendy.
e08134 No.14325664
Its really stange what happened with SMB2/DDP Enemies.
Some became series mainstays. (Birdo, Shyguys, Bobomb)
While others basically never appeared again. (Fryguy, Clawgrip, Mouser, Triclyde, Phanto, ect)
da1972 No.14325665
>>14325586
But she's a girl tho.
Retcons fix everything.
c982ab No.14326543
73d906 No.14326563
8d26e6 No.14326591
>>14325665
>girl
>not a fucking tranny
Fucking degenerates
1b6527 No.14326728
>>14326591
Nintendo confirmed for shitlords.
5538fe No.14326774
>>14326591
But that's Ostro, not Birdo
0ac59f No.14326793
>>14326774
Birdo is the new female name xe decided to take for xirself. How progressive of you to notice.
efdb5f No.14327613
>>14325304
It WAS supposed to be a "real" Mario game, before Nintendo's execs stupidly promised to produce a game as a tie-in to a event that was like two months away.
Realizing the execs had made an impossible promise (and already pocketed the money), the programmers hastily turned what was SUPPOSED to be Mario 2 into Doki Doki Panic, left Miyamoto in charge of that, and had the rest of the team hastily slap a bunch of rejected levels from the original Super Mario Bros together, add Luigi in there, and half-assedly released that on their Disk System platform as "Super Mario Bros 2".
Super Mario USA IS the "real" Mario 2, which is why several enemies such as Bob-ombs and Shyguys carried forward into later games, as well as some mechanics like carrying/throwing items. (And why even Doki Doki Panic had POW blocks, invincibility stars, and other "Mario" things in it - leftovers from its origin as a Mario game.)
And yes, it was a dream. Mario 2 took place in Subcon, the world of dreams. They outright tell you this in the intro.
5b878b No.14328109
>>14326827
That ass looks off center
5b878b No.14328113
>>14327613
Wasn't Subcon the name of the minus world in SMB1?
Oh no wait, Subconscious, I just got it.
35ac9a No.14328125
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>>14325033
Its a great game & superior to lost levels and smb3 in my opinion
>(1)
Whats wrong with (you) people?
f94925 No.14328172
>>14327613
This is a version of events I have not heard before. I was under the impression that Super Mario Bros 2 Japan was marketed as less of a sequel and more of an expansion pack, designed to be super difficult for people who had mastered SMB1 and wanted a challenge. But since Japanese games were coming out in America like two years after they were released in Japan, by the time SMB2 Japan would have come out in America, it would be outdated. Also America was still recovering from the games crash and the NES was just starting to take off, and the last thing that Nintendo wanted to do was associate Mario with a super-difficult, super-inaccessible game. So they reskinned Doki Doki Panic and used that instead.
Honestly though your version makes more sense. Do you have any sources to back it up though?
a48072 No.14328202
>>14328172
Super Mario USA was considered too different for eastern audiences as far as a sequel go and it was turned into a licensed game (which isn't uncommon even at the time) once it was converted back into a mario game since it was popular with eastern audience and shipped to the states as Mario 2, Now mario 2 JP was made to give something to the eastern players that wasn't doki doki but the flagship character mario.
888430 No.14328225
>>14327613
This sounds like some flat earth theory level shit, not sure if I believe you. Interesting if true, though.
35ac9a No.14328228
>>14326591
>he'd rather be called birdetta
>everyone still calls the delusional mentally ill faggot Ostro
jej
e71acd No.14328237
>>14328172
The actual reason SMB2 Japan never got a release in the west from Howard's mouth was that "the game required too many leaps of faith".
af22b0 No.14328651
But that's wrong and it was real, the jap 2 was a lazy romhack.
5bbe5b No.14328693
>>14328237
>Howard
Fuck that guy.
4fe828 No.14328717
>>14325033
Miyamoto was uninvolved with the "real" Super Mario Bros. 2, and considers the international edition of Doki Doki Panic to be the true SMB2.
He was actually developing DDP as SMB2 before Nintendo took a contract to make a tie-in game for a convention's mascots. The international version basically just used the original assets
0cafa0 No.14328962
>>14328693
Nester you ungrateful faggot get gud then get out
36772a No.14329010
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Here's a nice video that explains the history behind the game.
1da8f0 No.14329055
>>14325033
none of the other mario games past the first are real either
f22d7f No.14329275
>>14327613
>Doki Doki Panic
I played that and it was shit by comparison.
>can't run
>tons of sprites aren't even animated
>some platform differences make it easier
I like the Super Mario All-Stars version the best because "muh graphics" but mechanically the NES version is best. In the NES version you can move so fast that you can actually jump on top of an object you've just thrown like you're motherfucking Tao Pai Pai.
5b878b No.14329516
>>14329275
That's General Tao
bd0c3e No.14330229
>>14325033
Because the real SMB2 was shit. It didn't feel like a true sequel to the original. It was more like DLC than anything else. It was also way too hard for its' own good. Nintendo made the right decision by puting out SMB USA instead.
882a5a No.14330275
>Did you know? Super Mario Bros. 2 is actually known as Doki Doki Literature Club in Japan!
How the fuck are there still people who don't know this? If I click on one more video that mentions Mario 2 and has to take the time to talk about Doki Doki Panic like it's some astounding new fact, I'm going to scream.
c8d72e No.14330299
>>14330275
>Did you know Mario wasn't originally called Mario, but actually Jumpman?? In his first game, he was a carpenter!
5b878b No.14331031
>>14330299
Please tell me that's a real skin for him
ab6157 No.14331478
>>14325033
Super Mario Bros 3 was just a play.
c8d72e No.14332910
>>14331478
It has stage play aesthetics but it's not like an actual play
b6b6d9 No.14334822
>>14325586
Birdo is a crossdresser or possibly trans; doesn't make him gay. There is nothing to support that.
5b878b No.14334828
>>14334822
Crossdressing is transphobic
cb3a5f No.14334915
>>14326591
Ostro looks like the sort of ostrich who would dress up as a woman. Faggot ratite pretends to be a flamingo. Don't know why the manual has a picture of Birdo next to a description of Ostro though.
3caf31 No.14338208
>>14325665
>Retcons
The Japanese manuals from later games confirm he's not only a tranny but fucking Yoshi.
>appears to be Yoshi's girlfriend, but is actually his boyfriend!?
i wonder who's taking the dick
i wonder who's eggs yoshi is laying just curious
haha
>>14334915
They just swapped the names by mistake, it says Birdo for the picture of Ostro too.
>>14334822
>dressing up as a girl
>not gay
7ec669 No.14338228
>>14338208
Do you think birdo and yoshi pass eggs back and forth haha
Does this count as cuckoldry
b6f1ec No.14338275
>>14329275
You can get onto an object youve thrown in the snes super mario brothers all star versiof mario 2 as well. Its not exclusive to the nes version.
d9e2ae No.14340035
>>14338208
>Yoshi is always a girl
>Birdos are just what male yoshis look like
5bbe5b No.14341207
So wait is Birdo's vagina on his face?
ecc30b No.14342055
>>14341207
What's wrong with you?