8f9ce4 No.14313085
>buy PS1 Chess remastered
>Can't even get past the first difficulty level
>this loli keeps bullying me everytime I lose, too
buyer's remorse thread?
d0c327 No.14313095
>>14313085
>faggot sucks at chess
lol
8f9ce4 No.14313115
>>14313095
it's fucking hard, just cause I've never won a single game doesn't mean I'm dumb
8e3bb3 No.14313124
>>14313115
That's EXACTLY what it means. Get gud, chump.
ff8dee No.14313126
>>14313095
chess AI are retardedly good at chess though.
OP should still be able to at least beat a chess AI set to retarded though
e3ab0f No.14313141
>>14313085
>this loli keeps bullying me everytime I lose, too
But that's a good thing.
6fc0c1 No.14313150
>>14313126
>chess AI are retardedly good at chess though.
I used to play online chess with opponents on yahoo games. I would open up a chess program, set it to grandmaster, and play my opponents moves as my own. I would then put the AI grandmaster moves into yahoo as my own.
I was the grandmaster
8f9ce4 No.14313272
7b3a7a No.14313284
>>14313150
What if you opponents were doing the same? What would happen when it came down to two tired Kings weary of loss and war?
a4e4c4 No.14313326
Reversi is the real thinking man's game.
9fd942 No.14313332
>>14313150
That's diabolical.
6fc0c1 No.14313622
>>14313284
Not sure. I won every time. Was ranked 2000+ before I got bored of the grind.
2cabd0 No.14315460
>>14313150
>I would open up a chess program, set it to grandmaster, and play my opponents moves as my own. I would then put the AI grandmaster moves into yahoo as my own.
Good job blindly copying something. This is a skill that even apes possess.
df01c1 No.14315604
Chess is a game that rewards patience, long-term planning, and concentration.
So naturally a /v/irgin would be incompetent at it.
91e3ab No.14315876
>Go onto online chess
>Set up AI at Master level
>Copy every play the game does into the Online Chess
>Copy every play the Master AI does in response into the game
>Win
3c638a No.14315883
>>14315876
>the other player is doing the same thing
>you're just pitting two AI's against each other
fecccd No.14315886
>>14315876
Congratulations, you spent hour of you life copying stuff without thinking.
6bcafd No.14315903
>>14315876
>>14315886
Ever heard of The Twelve Chairs?
fdfffc No.14315923
a36e1a No.14315931
>>14313150
>>14315876
>go onto 8chan
>make the same post as someone before you as if it were your own
>???
>profit
fd58ef No.14315935
>>14315931
>go onto 8chan
>make the same post as someone before you as if it were your own
>???
>profit
fb7ac7 No.14315937
>Play Chess
>Pick White
>Win most of the games
>Balance is even worse in higher levels
Nice game chessfags
a36e1a No.14315941
>>14315935
Ever heard of The Twelve Chairs?
8aa305 No.14315943
>>14315937
Anon, chess is balanced those are just the race stats.
ac14ff No.14315947
>>14315937
>stupidly oversize Y axis to exaggerate the difference between 48-49% and 52%
b5a7c2 No.14315948
>>14315937
You don't get to choose the color, it is chosen for you.
6bcafd No.14315949
>>14315941
>Niggers stealing pirating posts itt
49f1a2 No.14315950
>>14313085
>>this loli keeps bullying me everytime I lose, too
>tfw no qt loli to bully me when I'm bad at chess
fd58ef No.14315960
>>14315949
>Niggers stealing pirating posts itt
d168b2 No.14315973
>>14315937
>that graph
This gives some Nvidia shill vibes.
92241d No.14316033
>>14315960
>Негры воруют пиратят посты итт
8f9ce4 No.14317332
>>14315950
>>14315750
>>14313141
/r/ing a picture of anon raping that smug chess loli for insulting his chess skills
6720bc No.14317481
>>14315937
That is some impressive shit-posting.
59251b No.14317554
>>14315937
>someone went through this much effort to shit post about chess
9b7941 No.14323823
>>14313085
>this loli keeps bullying me everytime I lose
>buyer's remorse thread?
So, you decided to play a psychological torture SM gimp simulator, with a loli chess theme. And now you think it was a bad choice? I don't know what you are doing OP, but it's not healthy.
Pro tip. Playing against computers is dumb, since you can play against anons anytime anywhere - at least humans sometimes make mistakes. YOU vs CPU makes every match a weird and long mess.
38ae52 No.14325738
8f9ce4 No.14328862
>>14325738
explain yourself, weirdo
d49475 No.14328926
>>14325738
Not when you add FAIRY PIECES so that you can play FAIRY CHESS.
00b0e6 No.14328949
512742 No.14329008
>>14328926
Is there a 2hu chess game out there?
c5b0dc No.14329090
>>14317554
Bitch looks like a man. This image is perfect.
21a0e1 No.14329107
>>14328926
>FAIRY PIECES
>not playing BRUTAL CHEST
pleb
d12474 No.14329167
>>14315937
Well asides from the silly percentages on the graph, multiple games are played in a set. It's never one and done with pro chess.
35785c No.14329243
>>14315460
What sets us apart from apes is our ability to create and utilize a tremendous variety of tools, both practical and erotic.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
715954 No.14329259
>>14329243
>peak performance looks like an exact copy of peak performance
You're not wrong
ee721d No.14329290
>>14313141
>>14315750
Lolidom is the patrician fetish.
c6eb76 No.14329341
>>14329107
>brutal chess
>not playing LEGO CHESS with 6 PLAYABLE FACTIONS
d49475 No.14329355
>>14329107
Fairy Chess is an actual thing anon, it isn't some sort of chess video game with fairies or chess set but with pieces that look like fairies. 3D Chess is technically Fairy Chess. Dragonchess is even more so.
42d252 No.14329993
>>14313085
If this picture is from your game, shit man….It looks like you got a pasteur variation…Sheit…You are really bad…
0f5e0c No.14330050
>>14329107
I would be brutal to that queen's chest, if you catch my drift.
fe52ba No.14330074
>>14329607
>>14329355
Its called Alexandrian chess in civilised countries.
21a0e1 No.14330078
>>14329607
what the fuck?
is that a fucking canon?
403c11 No.14330142
>>14313095
Fuck off. Shit has worse balance than ASSFAGGOTS.
ac6c70 No.14330181
>>14330078
Yes, in fact.
http://abstractstrategygames.blogspot.com/2010/10/fairy-chess.html
>Cannon (2) : When the Cannon does not take, it moves like a Rook, i.e., on an orthogonal line an arbitrary number of empty squares. When it takes, it must jump: when taking, the Cannon also moves over an orthogonal line, jumps over the first piece it meets (which may either be friendly or from the opponent) and then continues over the line until the next piece it sees: if that is from the opponent, the Cannon can take it by moving to that position. To make a capture, a Cannon must jump over a screen. This is an intervening piece, which may be of either color, that must stand between the Cannon and its target. Without a screen between the Cannon and its target, it cannot capture the piece. The Cannon moves as a Rook without capturing, and once it jumps over its screen, it continues along as a Rook but only to capture. It cannot jump the screen to make a non-capturing move. When a Cannon attacks, it can be blocked by two pieces, or the opponent can defuse the Cannon's attack by moving the screen out of its path.
03c5a1 No.14332048
>>14329993
If only we could see the whole picture without the little girl being nice to him after he apparentely got a pasteur…A PASTEUR!!….And is complaining that is hard….omg….
96d95a No.14332740
What are some video games that focus on board/card games that also have an engaging story? I don't want my games to be completely removed from the world of the game.
96d95a No.14332750
>>14330142
Actually is there any way to fix that miniscule flaw in chess?
134fa9 No.14332764
>>14315903
I've watched a movie called Thirteen Chairs. That movie had to do with inheritence shenanigans though, I don't think we're quite that derailed just yet.
715954 No.14332766
>>14332740
Titty Mahjong games
96d95a No.14332778
>>14332766
To be honest I would play a hentai mahjong game with an Akagi-style high stakes story and waifus.
37bfa3 No.14333456
Best chess coming through, faggots
8f9ce4 No.14333998
goddamn
I wish could find some hi-res caps of the character art from this game
21a0e1 No.14334179
>>14333998
play the game
>>14332778
>high stakes story and waifus.
>you bet your waifus
e45a3f No.14334184
Chess is a shit tier strategy game. Stratego is superior, chess is overrated as fuck.
e45a3f No.14334202
Stratego > Chess. A real strategy game needs at least the concept of Fog of War.
0c6e44 No.14334212
>>14332750
Yes, a variant called synchronous chess.
http://www.hexenspiel.de/engl/synchronous-chess/
If it ever caught on it would be a perfectly "fair" game because neither side would truly have an advantage over the other.
e45a3f No.14334215
>>14332750
Dunno, maybe let the black player have 2 turns in a row to compensate the fact that he is second. Ironically, Trading Card Games have rules for this like: "You can't attack in your first turn if you where the first to play"
e45a3f No.14334234
>>14334228
I'm still right you cocksucker.
286ded No.14334333
>>14334215
"White pawns can't move two spaces on the first turn" would turn the game on its head, in a good way.
42d252 No.14335635
you can’t be serious that you think white has a serious advantage just because it starts first…It must be b8, I am starting to regret thinking you were smarter than the average person….
d0c327 No.14335670
>>14335635
You need to be shot.
d0c327 No.14335675
>>14330074
There are no results for the phrase anywhere on the Internet.
955bed No.14335786
>>14335670
>>14335675
>samefagging
go back to cuckchan
d0c327 No.14335798
>>14335786
What in the fucking hell do you think that word means, you mentally defective faggot?
8f9ce4 No.14336036
>>14334179
and why would I want to play a rigged artificially difficult game?
42d252 No.14339110
ok, aside from him, don't let me down /v/! I know that you know that you can switch sides, aside from serious competition, and even in the case you don't really know, in real championships they switch sides…one time black and one time white…. ASIDE from the fucking real retards that we all know there are some of them that are NOT autists but just plain really stupid people that can't interact because they are too stupid to think 10 sec ahead of time…Like >>14335670
/v/ don't let me down…You know the whole point of white having advantage if you switch sides each game is pointless right?!
377c83 No.14347816
>>14335635
>>14339110
Kill yourself, holy shit
d3a458 No.14349335
248d7f No.14360451
>>14329607
Is that a dragon dildo chess set
>>14332778
so a game of chess where the first half of the campaign has you checking and jerking beautiful women using multi-dimensional UNO strats and all going according to keikaku but the final boss is a geriatric GILF that forces you to spend seven years RTA to play Double Chess one move each month?
62c1de No.14360465
>>14315937
>Total range is around 47 - 53
>Makes it look like a 90/10 ratio
This is why I make all my graphs on a 0-100 scale unless it would not be appropriate to do so.
e45a3f No.14363779
>>14360451
The fuck is a GILF?
Gal I Would Like to Fuck?
715954 No.14364614
>>14360465
>using euclidean graphs at all
2446cf No.14366407
>>14329008
No but there is Battle Chess and it's awesome. Similar in spirit there's the Quake mod Quess that has the pieces kill each other.
>>14315876
While childish this does show the limits of anti-cheating. Heck there was an episode of Mission Impossible where they did this in a real life chess tournament.
5f519d No.14367103
>get into online chess
>get my ass handed by even mediocre players
>write a chrome plugin that shows me the best moves to make
>get as far as winning two online tournaments
2446cf No.14367165
>>14367103
This variant was never more appropriate.
05dbfd No.14367231
>>14313150
Good on you anon, (online) ratings fags are the biggest homos in chess.
>I'm one pawn ahead, why don't you give up?
>oh I'm in a losing position, better let the time run out in the hopes my opponent quits
faf525 No.14367512
688a98 No.14369674
Which loli do you prefer, /v/?
d5efb6 No.14369741
>>14313150
that's a good skill, being able to cheat lie manipulate and backstab your way to the top. Good job anon.
02c22d No.14369742
>>14369674
Most of the people in pic 2 look like they came out of a How to Draw Manga book
ec44be No.14369773
chess is fucking stupid this anon is the smartest one here >>14313150
3a3c91 No.14369935
>>14369674
Hime cut is best cut, this will never not be true.