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>>14268172

You're asking why people who can't even be successful copying a game can't make a good one?

>>14268200

>You have to manage your fuel on each flight out unless your plane is painted red and you believe there is still fuel.

Better idea. The recruit menu shows an orks specific beliefs such as "Red uns go fastah!", and these beliefs give you special bonuses.

>ET went to shit

>Went to

It was shit from day one considering the developers and the shady shit they did by pretending this would be anything like Dark Millenium Online.

i still firmly believe that an ork kart game would be the genuinely fantastic breakthrough 40k games have needed since dawn of war. a combination of twisted metal, mario kart and penny racers

>choose a tribe when you're creating your character, which may result in a bonus to speed, armour, give you ork boarding parties who scuttle around on the outside of your car and jump onto enemies, whatever

>haul ass around a racetrack in your orkmobile

>destroy opponents' cars to take pieces as scrap, which you can then add to your own orkmobile to increase offensive capabilities, armour, paint it red to increase speed etc

>instead of moving from the pisspipe cup to the shithole cup or whatever, you move from planet to planet as the elite racing division of your particular ork tribe's war party, until you end up busting sick nasty burnouts on terra as the orks topple the imperium of man

>>14270510

>ork kart

>mario kart+twisted metal

That's brilliant, but it's too brilliant for any game developer to ever consider. Their minds would explode from the sheer thought they might actually be successful.

>tfw no Of Orcs and Men sequel featuring Orkz

>>14268172

>no Ork gam where you manage your own warband

>no Ork game where you rise from a simple Shoota Boy to Warboss just by getting good at not dying and leading Waaghs.

>no Ork game that features a group of Boys leading a right proper waagh against the forces of Chaos Space Marine has that in an indirect way

>>14268172

Calling a WAAAAAGH! on Games Worhshop doesn't seem like a bad idea.

>>14268172

>Eternal Crusade went to shit

Best part of that was the Ork talk in the chat. Every other faction was your typical multiplayer cancer chats, but the Ork players usually stayed in character and that made it so much better. Made you almost forget how disappointing/fucked this game was.

>>14268172

Orks are niggers and you shouldn't want to play as one.

>>14270510

That's a great idea, anon.

It's a shame it will never happen because it isn't a "safe" option.

Gam devs aren't in it for the games anymore, just the money, they go for the "safe" ideas and no longer innovate.

Even if your idea did get made into a game corporate kikes would just implement in-game currency, micro-transactions, tiny dlc by the dozen, and still slap a £60 price-tag on it.

40k is trash.

>You will never experience the full life cycle of an ork, from yoof to boy to nob to warboss to warlord

>>14270510

I can't even bear to read the rest of this post because I know this game will never be made

>>14279107

You could play Gorkamorka through Roll20 or whatever the current meme online tabletop method is.

Orks r gay

>>14278749

>Cockney thugs

>niggers

Only in Warcraft and Tolkein, fuckballs.

I wonder what they'll rename orks when they inevitably get round to them on their march to create copyrightable gobbledegook.

>>14279571

I thought ork was copyrighted and orc wasn't.

>they will NEVER make a good gorkamorka game

>>14278992

If it's any consolation, most orks don't get to either.

>>14279528

>Skwadron

>40% guns

>60% ammunition for guns

>>14271076

>Chop n' Dakka: WAAAAAAGH!-Band

Gothic Armada and soon GA2

>>14280076

Was there even a single gorkamorka game?

>>14279571

is it Ork or Orc?