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Unsolved vidya mysteries Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:36:14 b9f009 No.14265657

Why does Yoshi wear shoes? Is he perhaps embarassed of showing off his feet?

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:38:48 0c1457 No.14265667

Those aren’t shoes, those are his feet

Yoshis are animals, they aren’t intelligent enough to wear clothing

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:41:31 0b26de No.14265678

haha : the thread

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:46:41 49b22f No.14265700

Why does Tails have a visible butthole in Sonic Advance 3 but not any other game?

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:48:07 2a2ad7 No.14265706

>>14265700

what

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:52:02 65cd32 No.14265720

File: 43d67cbca50fa35⋯.png (3.57 KB, 232x272, 29:34, haha.png)

>>14265706

it's fucking true

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:52:28 b9f009 No.14265723

>>14265720

Its beautiful

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:53:02 8ecb86 No.14265725

Because the character designers knew a whole slew of ebin "his feet must hurt so much running and jumping all over the place :DDDD !!!!" comments would come if he didn't have shoes. Same reasoning with sonic.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 07:54:57 b27da6 No.14265733

>>14265720

He also has a butthole on his upper back. Fucking weird.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 09:07:22 512dfb No.14265914

his dino feet hurts.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 09:09:12 512dfb No.14265919

>>14265733

Not to mention his butthole is rectangular. His shit will be like Mars bar.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 09:10:02 9f696f No.14265924

File: 7e212650cd07f1e⋯.gif (489.57 KB, 300x268, 75:67, e44071767f36f22010b9dfa84f….gif)

>>14265814

>black yoshis are dumb

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 09:32:34 62b7d0 No.14266013

File: 1d37654e74f56eb⋯.png (244.48 KB, 358x359, 358:359, 01.png)

>>14265667

Wrong.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 09:33:43 d0fa71 No.14266016

File: 8e7dc104eb35804⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1440x1537, 1440:1537, 1464963190613.png)

>>14265934

this is not you fucking life anon

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 09:38:14 8a142b No.14266032

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14265934

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 09:55:59 05fc15 No.14266091

File: a34fed64ef98587⋯.gif (335.72 KB, 640x480, 4:3, haha.gif)

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 10:10:32 418722 No.14266144

>>14265934

a shitty thread with no new replies in weeks or a bumplocked one did

>>>/cuckchan/

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 14:05:57 1c3a5e No.14266579

File: 48c13cf92d6474b⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 420.6 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 3.gif)

haha

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 14:51:21 1f77ff No.14266735

>>14265657

because feet are hard to draw

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 14:59:05 ecc2a2 No.14266758

Didn't you play SMW? They're born wearing them. The better question is how Bowser trapped adult Yoshis in eggs.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 15:03:01 67be38 No.14266764

File: b7232a049a60c53⋯.jpg (10.28 KB, 300x296, 75:74, th.jpg)

See that grin?

it's Voltorb's eye

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 15:03:51 69fc0e No.14266765

File: 54c47fe58a82133⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 200x163, 200:163, 1351071731447.gif)

>>14266764

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 15:13:46 82f937 No.14266786

File: 7e7889611f8e62a⋯.jpg (91.57 KB, 300x429, 100:143, harukoface.jpg)

>>14265934

Probably the 4am thread and nothing of value was lost.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 16:23:17 8c7a25 No.14267006

>>14266758

Reverse Vore

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 17:17:48 11421b No.14267188

So he can walk on sharp objects.

Granted that's something they retconned in Yoshi's Island but still, that's why he has shoes Originally mario had no spin jump and would have been totally unable to walk/jump off certain things

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 17:21:40 899b6c No.14267201

The same reason horses wear shoes, to protect their hooves.

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 18:53:35 48b2cd No.14267534

>>14266764

>>14266765

Same

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 19:14:53 8c7a25 No.14267653

>>14267201

Are horses embarrassed of their feet? Ha ha just wondering

Anonymous 02/03/18 (Sat) 19:23:07 d386c7 No.14267697

File: 3129670fd3aced0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 148.63 KB, 747x567, 83:63, IMG_5059_thumb29.jpg)

>>14267653