3bc2a2 No.14261401
After 2 years in cheater hell, the nuclear disarmament event for the Phantom Pain is now available on Steam and Xbone. The event was supposed to happen as soon as all nuclear weapons on the same platform had been dismantled, but cheaters and the nukes tab bugged since release had rendered the effort impossible until now.
Konami recently reported massively downsized numbers with the nukes population of Steam, implying a crackdown on hackers. But the happening is so sudden it can only be motivated by thirst for good PR for the newly released beta of Survive. Faggots report seeing the event as soon as they log to their mother base.
3f4515 No.14261408
Hooray, now anyone who even remotely still cares about MGS can finally let it die
1c65d5 No.14261424
bbe99c No.14261425
They're still working on MGSV?
3ba5ad No.14261436
>>14261425
I guess in case Metal Gear Survive doesn't work out. Don't think the metal gear franchise can survive being pachinkoshit.
1c65d5 No.14261441
>>14261425
Their hatred against Kojimbo is what drives them to defile MGS corpse further.
3e5fa5 No.14261446
>>14261401
HYPED FOR CHAPTER 3!
257b79 No.14261448
>konami finally gets around to fixing an advertised feature
good for them i guess?
1fac96 No.14261449
Finally faggots will see that chapter 3 never ever
10ccf9 No.14261481
>>14261401
Fucking finally. It'll probably be nothing other than the cutscene though.
1c65d5 No.14261497
>>14261469
BUY OUR GAME GAIJIN
4935ce No.14261508
who tf cares? its a game series that was never really good, but really went down after 3.
e1d223 No.14261509
>>14261481
i'm inclined to belive it could be a bit more than the cutscene people datamined because
>show only this cutscene and people complain
or
>add something with minimal effort and keep fags speculating
Plus the fact that they work on mg survive says they keep working with the same engine, making more cutscene or tiny bit of content wouldn't be a big problem
b5bdcd No.14261522
>>14261509
>people complain
How fucking new are you that you think a corporation gives a flying fuck about that? Particularly a corporation which RELEASED A GAME THAT WASN’T EVEN A THIRD OF THE WAY FINISHED?
815bd9 No.14261548
>>14261401
…Well that came out of left field.
3bc2a2 No.14261566
>>14261446
I have on good authority that chapter 3 to 10 were in the works, until Konami canned them. We barely got 10% of the final game.
42f34b No.14261568
>>14261547
>>14261558
You dare speak ill of Godd Howard?
4e7f8a No.14261587
>>14261509
its fucking dead anon. the only thing they focus on is FOB invasions now.
the cutscene is also like 6 minutes of voiceovers and 2 of actual cutscene
PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING NUKES BOSS, WE'LL BE THERE TO STOP THEM
>>14261522
>still crying about a chapter that was never made beyond some half baked cutscenes
kojimbo was shit at budgeting, can you blame them for cutting him loose after asking for more funding over 3 times?
they should have gave him all the money he wanted because even the half baked game broke records
>>14261441
adding swimsuits to singleplayer after cutting kojima loose was a top tier move though
a1f9d4 No.14261600
Well I guess I finally have closure. Horrible, disappointing, underwhelming closure.
Good bye metal gear
3e5fa5 No.14261632
>>14261587
>they should have gave him all the money he wanted
dont worry, anon, sony got this now, Kojima will finally make his dream game come true.
c48268 No.14261652
>>14261547
some post the one with him holding kojima
1c65d5 No.14261653
>>14261632
>Kojima will finally make his dream movie come true
Foxed for you, fam. :^)
0dfd8e No.14261667
Isn't it just that cutscene that everyone's already seen
16d062 No.14261675
>>14261587
The biggest problem with the development of V was Konamis insistence on PS3 and 360 support. That is where all the money went and why the game is unfinished. Also learn to use your shift key you unrepentant cock sucker.
53ea94 No.14261687
3bc2a2 No.14261688
>>14261522
>RELEASED A GAME THAT WASN’T EVEN A THIRD OF THE WAY FINISHED
Oy vey ground zeroes is 20 minutes long
3e5fa5 No.14261695
>>14261688
and it was more fun than V
d5e808 No.14261707
>>14261632
I can't wait for the world to finally realize what a big hack Kojima is.
3bc2a2 No.14261712
>>14261675
You're repeating memes from the same crowd who calls Quiet sexist. Only they know the angle that works with you is elitism
3bc2a2 No.14261721
>>14261695
Yes, a fifty times larger map and arsenal only made the game more shit.
4e7f8a No.14261724
>>14261695
>waaah GZ is 20 minutes
>waaah MGSV is too padded and doesn't have a base like GZ
no wonder publishers hold peoples opinions in such contempt. remember GZ is 20 bux for that one base. would you liked to have payed $200 for mgsV because that's what it sounds like
6174bf No.14261762
>>14261707
DSP please go and fuck yourself since your "girlfriend" wouldn't do it.
0cde67 No.14261794
>>14261762
>DSP
>girlfriend
Not anymore lol
3e5fa5 No.14261814
>>14261721
>a fifty times larger map
of fucking nothing
>>14261724
>remember GZ is 20 bux for that one base
>paying 20 shekels
>not waiting for a discount
>not pirating it
cc7be0 No.14261859
>>14261632
>Kojima will finally make his dream game
>game
10ccf9 No.14261861
>>14261794
He might be talking about the call-girl he got that pegged him.
d5e808 No.14261870
>>14261762
the fuck is a dsp?
a1f9d4 No.14261920
>>14261904
is that a real tweet
0cde67 No.14261933
>>14261861
That was actually fake though, he was being blackmailed by some idiotic Dutch crooks.
For once, pigroach was telling the truth.
3bc2a2 No.14261962
>>14261814
>>a fifty times larger map
>of fucking nothing
You stopped playing after an hour of sandbox afghanistan when denuvo CTD. Any actual player laughs his ass at memekids unaware that the game contains bases, cities, jungles and FOBs which are camp omega a tenfold.
10ccf9 No.14261973
>>14261933
>he was being blackmailed by some idiotic Dutch crooks.
Really? I'd like to learn more about that.
1fac96 No.14262068
>>14261675
>separates the arguments with different anon with a space
Looks to me you are more used to double spacing every line faggot
937403 No.14262274
So at last, we can all stop talking about there being a Chapter 3 now.
c1fd20 No.14262283
6174bf No.14262547
>>14261962
>cracked Denuvo
>ever crashing to desktop
>tenfold fobs and bases
Is your head up your ass for the warmth?
cc7be0 No.14262600
>>14261962
> the game contains bases, cities, jungles
2 sheds don't make a city
3 trees next to each other don't make a jungle.
b5bdcd No.14262629
>>14261587
>a chapter
I don’t even mean the tattered remnants of “chapter 3”; I mean the incomplete existing chapters and the entirely missing maps of Siberia, et. al. that last-gen consoles couldn’t handle so they were removed. And the interaction content on Mother Base that was removed. And the NPCs out in the world that the engine couldn’t render. And the massive load distances between bases.
>>14261688
What about it? I’m not even talking about THAT cop-out.
b5bdcd No.14262632
>>14261724
Holy shit, you seriously think this is an argument, don’t you.
b5bdcd No.14262635
>>14261962
>actual player
>actual player
>actual player
>you did thing because i say so
>game good i say so
>big map equals good
0/10; this isn’t even an attempt at shilling.
835f28 No.14262640
>>14261587
>When our children show the wisdom not to forge new spears, only then we will be truly triumphant
<We just have to teach people not to kill each other and then we'll get world peace :DDD
This is something a fucking high school kid would write
4e7f8a No.14262686
>>14262632
of course you think its a non-argument because you pirate games then complain about the quality of your copied goods
>>14262629
i heard that they were planning on making it a nice world trot masterpiece with no loading between areas so you can fly all over the world too in this 100 chapter masterpiece. too bad it was all CUT :^)
3e5fa5 No.14262690
>>14261962
>cities
>MGSV
>cities
so i guess you didnt play the game.
2db95d No.14262702
>>14262640
Not to mention that if some faction managed to disarm the world of nukes it would most likely lead to a cold war that escalates into a real one since nobody would have to risking total annihilation of the wolrd by trying to grab territory.
036d87 No.14262706
53ea94 No.14262719
>>14262706
>>14262690
>he's never seen an afghan metropolis
a85243 No.14262729
>>14261962
>bases, cities, jungles and FOBs which are camp omega a tenfold.
>bases, cities, jungles
>camp omega a tenfold.
WEW
This guy might be the Todd Howard of Metal Gear. You're just outright lying.
The closest thing to a city that the game has is the oil-plant, populated by all of 12 guys burger and fries.
3bc2a2 No.14262731
>>14262547
>what crash it's denuvo lmoa
Denuvo in MGSV is circumvented in a way that causes a fixed crash after the prologue, and more.
>>14262547
>b-but the goon memes say it's just sheds and trees
I was joking, but you actually thought the game was just outposts in afghanistan - are you fucking retarded?
22bd2c No.14262761
>>14261401
NEVER BE GAME OVER
6174bf No.14262791
>>14262731
>you actually thought the game was just outposts in afghanistan - are you fucking retarded?
Have you actually played the game or are you talking entirely out of your ass? Because 90% of the game is deserts and outposts.
b5bdcd No.14262793
>>14262686
>you pirate games and then you complain
GET A FUCKING ARGUMENT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. NOWHERE WAS THIS SAID.
>you listed the content that was cut
>therefore it wasn’t actually cut because i say it wasn’t ha ha
Reported.
d2b12f No.14262813
>>14262731
There are maybe one or two areas in the game that are even close to being as well designed or complex as Camp Omega.
4e7f8a No.14262818
>>14262793
its was heavily implied by you saying price is a non argument and you always provide a fucking siberia map and what interactions on motherbase there were gonna be since those are pretty big claims for a pretty big baby
3bc2a2 No.14262853
>>14262791
>90% of the game is deserts and outposts.
Memeing is fun until someone who actually played through the whole game calls you out. Then it's shitposting to save face.
>>14262818
They're the same game, clashing them is like arguing over pronouns.
8c7e42 No.14262854
Metal Gear Solid more like Maybe Get a Sepulchre
d2b12f No.14262869
>>14262853
There are some boring warehouses and shanty towns too. The oil refinery, the mansion, and Skullface's base are the only built up areas that really stand out as being at all special.
3cef9b No.14262884
>>14262702
Disarming all nukes isn't a possiblity, because you'd need to eradicate all knowledge of nuclear weapons as well, including everyone smart enough to figure it out.
3e5fa5 No.14262888
d2b12f No.14262896
>>14262892
There was a jungle. Kind of. More of a copse.
3bc2a2 No.14262903
>>14262869
Baby steps dude, from nothing to a refinery to several locations. While you think of more, I'll just mention the FOB you never played because you pirated, which are as packed as the best parts of camp omega.
d2b12f No.14262908
>>14262903
I played the FOB once, and didn't like it.
801d22 No.14263021
>>14262731
>Denuvo in MGSV is circumvented in a way that causes a fixed crash after the prologue, and more.
The original chink version and updates only, the 1.09-1.10 release from CPY is clean afaik.
22bd2c No.14263032
>>14262892
>>14262896
It was a patch of terrain left from one of the demos, in fact the area surrounding the mansion in Africa has the most interesting terrain in the whole game and at the same time not relevant at all from gameplay perspective, you just know that continent was made late in development and eventually scrapped.
>>14262888
you got me
6174bf No.14263037
>>14263032
Small part at the intro of the zone was also semi interesting. Its as if they built the two points and kinda forgot to fill in between.
cdc1f7 No.14263056
To bad they dont have a map like shadow moses or some kind of base like groznygrad from mgs3. Game wouldve been a lot better. I played through the whole thing hoping at some point an interesting location would appear. It never did
3e5fa5 No.14263060
>>14262903
>which are as packed as the best parts of camp omega.
>kill everything
>pray the owner of the FOB is not online
>AI can wall hack
>AI can shoot thru walls
>best parts of camp omega
>BEST PARTS OF CAMP OMEGA
BEST PARTS OF CAMP OMEGA
fc008f No.14263081
>>14263056
Supposedly the bulk of OKB Zero was originally gonna be underground and loop around back to the power plant, so I guess it was gonna be this game's equivalent of what you mentioned. Fucking missed potential: the game.
2407a3 No.14263092
>>14261401
The only worthwhile thing in this entire game are the operator qts
48dffb No.14263118
license the fox engine pricks
6174bf No.14263266
>>14263081
I read that as well, dunno if its true or not though. Would have been better than the awkward ride with Meme Face.
556b20 No.14263321
2e9205 No.14263363
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>>14263092
>>14263321
there's a vid for that
556b20 No.14263381
>>14263092
>>14263363
I just wanted nice pictures of mgs qts.
2407a3 No.14263392
>>14263321
>>14263321
It's from the megalodon mod on the nexus
ab9eff No.14263419
>>14261587
Hey wait, aren't there three of the black kids on the base down there? Also they look taller.
3c450d No.14263427
>>14263092
>female soldiers
women are for babymaking and food. anything else is a waste of woman.
56a3f7 No.14263443
A HIDEO KOJAMBO MASTERPIECE
cc7be0 No.14263497
>>14263381
>>14263427
Friendly reminder that Quiet is a dude.
10ccf9 No.14263654
>>14263443
>the reason why there are no more nukes is because there are too many nukes
7fe7bb No.14263683
>>14263654
inb4 the kojima kult declares an integer overflow to be a 2deep4u meta narrative.
56f312 No.14263696
I completed the game back in 2016 and didn't even knew that this shit existed.
0cde67 No.14263699
>>14263683
like what, if you make too many nukes, you win?
a526c2 No.14263705
>>14263654
>Trump says he's going to make more and new kinds of nukes.
>Days later, world peace is achieved by virtue of making too many nukes.
MOTHER BASE STATUS: GREAT AGAIN
0a6351 No.14263708
>>14261425
They have a small crew there to release updates and stuff after Kojimbo left. Honestly, I kind of empathize with them. They have done a decent job updating the game, considering everything that happened.
>>14261973
Jim has a great video on it. They were a couple of catfishers who actually had amassed a veritable empire of scams. They got overconfident with DSP and revealed themselves because one of the crooks left an incriminating item on their Amazon wishlist or something. His life really is like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" happening in real life.
7fe7bb No.14263721
>>14263705
Huh. I guess now would be a good time to capitalize by getting a physics education.
d3adb0 No.14263773
>tfw you still remember the posts before the game came out where people were saddened by the fact they wouldn't be able to play TPP due to the September Happening.
>tfw that board is now long gone
ccc09b No.14263790
I'm not reinstalling that shit for a 2 minute cutscene.
6174bf No.14263846
>>14263790
Its not a 2 minute cutscene.
Its 5
6e7803 No.14263871
>>14263497
Makes it even better.
cde6d2 No.14263898
>>14263705
The fucking memes m8
f01e06 No.14264002
>>14261675
>Also learn to use your shift key you unrepentant cock sucker.
>>14261962
>Any actual player laughs his ass at memekids unaware that the game contains bases, cities, jungles and FOBs which are camp omega a tenfold.
Camp omega is much better designed than any area in TPP
3bc2a2 No.14264109
>>14263060
>GZ is 20 mins long
>TPP not as good as GZ
Goons can meme you millennials like open books.
3bc2a2 No.14264196
>>14263056
>some kind of base like groznygrad from mgs3
Afghanistan central base, you must have missed that on twitch
cde6d2 No.14264239
>>14264196
>the airfield you can beat by crawling along the right fence then cutting through the warehouses is just like Groznygrad
>the airfield you can beat by crawling on across the tarmac at night is just like Groznygrad
>the airfield which has maybe fifteen guards spread out all over, conveniently outside of "hear the fulton going off" range is just like Groznygrad
(you)
10ccf9 No.14264552
>>14264109
At least it was a good 20 minutes, which is more than you can say for the entirety of TPP.
6a8c54 No.14264800
>>14263654
We all know who's behind this.
73b061 No.14267484
>>14261587
It's funny tho isn't it? The intended message from it was players doing what kojima wanted and disarming together in cooperation cause they finally accepted peace. He wanted this as he is so militantly anti-nukes. And yet players got the disarmament cutscene by making so MANY nuked it brokes the games mind and it thought it was 0. That's fucking hilarious.
4e7f8a No.14267639
>>14267484
nukes are themselves a deterrent. nobody is dumb enough to use one because they would end up getting glassed by at least 5 other countries so in the end they're just used political bargaining chips
73b061 No.14267648
>>14263705
THE MEMES JACK
>>14267639
What about ackbar countries and terrorists? What about a guy who just wants to watch the worl burn?
885604 No.14267660
>>14267648
What about them? They were never going to disarm in the first place.
4e7f8a No.14267665
>>14267648
>What about a guy who just wants to watch the worl burn?
well we haven't seen america or north korea use one and instead opted for bragging about dick sizes
0a6351 No.14267677
>>14264552
>>14264109
GZ's level is better than any of the areas in TPP because it had munitions sheds, which made Subsistence runs fun like they were supposed to be. TPP doesn't have any munitions sheds which allow you to do fun things; you just get whatever you get from holding up guards.
73b061 No.14267680
>>14267660
What do you mean, what do I mean? Ackbar countries or terrorists are most assuredly dumb enough to use nukes. Or any country with a sizeable amount of nukes that falls due to an invasion or civil war.
>>14267665
And then abruptly stopped once the rumors of N.Korea creating a nuke. Think they actually have a legit nuke now?
885604 No.14267702
>>14267680
How is disarming yourself going to help against them then? Having nukes is still a better deterrent than not having them.
73b061 No.14267721
>>14267702
Where did I imply anyone should disarm nukes or it was even going to happen? What exactly are you even trying to argue?
0a6351 No.14267727
>>14267702
Pretty sure he was just saying that shitskins are dumb enough to use nukes and that's it.
885604 No.14267901
>>14267727
and yet they never have.
73b061 No.14268064
>>14267901
How would you know with the lying mainstream media?
04cc72 No.14268090
>>14264239
>there's no level like Grozny
>sure there is
>b-but you can crawl through a certain part too easily
Fuck off with this cheap bullshit, if you enjoy being a contrarian at least don't burden others with it. Goons have a field day with you: 'this sexist game sucks, but for entirely different reasons'.
04cc72 No.14268114
>>14267677
>this level from MGS5 makes the rest of the game shit because it's got munition sheds
nu/v/ at its maximum brain output
a8f905 No.14268117
>>14262818
>it was heavily implied
You’re not on cuckchan. We have IDs here. Stop being mentally ill. Stop not pirating games.
706c10 No.14269434
>>14267680
> Think they actually have a legit nuke now?
Consider the following:
North Korea is one of the most politically isolated nations in the world. They have a population that is near-constantly on the verge of malnutrition-induced death and are doing extremely well to avoid famine in their largest city. The only partner they have, of any real significance, is China.
China is currently undergoing a massive population boom, and is creating an economic bubble by employing their populace in massive building projects. We're talking about ghost cities with hotels that are about fifteen stories tall, and nobody moving into them… except, of course, for the people that built them because they have nowhere else to go now that the work is done. They're a nation of people that cheat others habitually you may have heard about African nations receiving plastic pellets made to look like rice a few months ago, and fake tomatoes coming from China because they assume that you trying to get cheap shit from them means you know what you're going to get.
So you're looking at a small nation with an inflated ego, whose only real source of uranium is China.
China, who sells rusty iron scrap to Americans foolish enough to not have every sheet of metal they purchase inspected by a third party. China, who teaches their children that they humiliated America in the Vietnam War. China, who is trying to take over chunks of Africa in order to keep their overblown population busy with something so their economic bubble doesn't burst. China, who has construction safety standards that result in their people getting eaten by escalators in front of their children, electrical wiring that is morbidly unsafe, and regularly involved in car accidents that no one tries to intervene in for fear of the surviving victim filing a lawsuit.
North Korea has one natural resource and that's simply that they don't have Rothschild banking.
240505 No.14269450
>>14269434
North Korea has shitloads of rare earth metals used in high tech electronics, anon.
706c10 No.14269492
>>14269450
A fat lot of good it does them, only trading with China. I'm sure the contract negotiators like to leverage North Korea's presence for cheaper prices on raw materials, as all they'd have to do is offer a cup of rice to the poor bastards to get it.
It just doesn't look very feasible for them to have the ability to manufacture nuclear weapons. Maybe one, on par with Fat Man or Little Boy, depending on whether they got plutonium or uranium, respectively.
There's just too much infrastructure and careful handling required to make such a weapon, the former of which is only viable when you have access to the world market.
3cef9b No.14269514
>>14269492
Also, you need your own nuclear scientists and tech because if you purchase it from anyone, you won't get their backdoors removed.
just like UK's nuclear arsenal
835f28 No.14269542
>>14269434
>African nations receiving plastic pellets made to look like rice a few months ago
I still half-disbelieve this shit. Someone in China had the idea of tricking people Okay, niggers that they're buying rice, but they're actually buying plastic fucking pellets.
So he goes to an investor who agrees and decides that it's a good idea so they hire a bunch of engineers and buy the equipment to make a factory that creates plastic fucking rice.
And then they go to a company that manages intercontinental exportation and try to convince them that exporting plastic rice to Africa is going to be a profitable venue. And they manage to do it.
What the fuck
8251fc No.14269563
>>14269542
It is profitable though. They can make far more plastic rice far more consistently than regular rice and in far greater amounts. And their equipment should they get caught could be easily either sold off or used to make something else. It's a win win for the investors, and virtually all involved except the niggers and the one guy who got caught.
8251fc No.14269566
801d22 No.14269590
>>14269542
Most likely it's just some byproduct of another process that happens to look a bit like rice and someone had the idea to sell it as actual rice to lesser beings.
257b79 No.14269600
>>14269542
the plastic is basically industrial excess they would otherwise have to dispose of somehow. the chemical/rubber eggs are way more impressive.
3cef9b No.14269608
>>14269542
>2018
>not being asian supremacist
<whites damage their economies by sending niggers food and medicine allowing the locust to breed
>based asians drain africa from resources nigs are too stupid to use and SELL them plastic imitation of rice.
ab9eff No.14269619
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>>14269542
nigga the Chinese sell fake food to other Chinese people because its so damn profitable and the Chinese government does not regulate their economy despite the communist rhetoric.
4c88e5 No.14269624
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>>14269542
I don't think you know how china works anon.
3cef9b No.14269638
>>14269619
Absolutely based invisible hand of free market at work (^:
cf27fb No.14269646
>>14269624
Is this about to turn into one of those thread?
8a7b86 No.14269647
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>>14269619
Why would you make fake eggs? They are cheap as hell to produce.
cf27fb No.14269653
>>14269647
All I had to see was the fucking title.
ab9eff No.14269654
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>>14269619
Here is how they do it
>>14269638
Communism can't grow enough, and capitalism won't grow it because its cheaper not to.
ab9eff No.14269663
>>14269647
>implying those are made with real eggs
>implying those are made with real child urine
>implying its not just his piss
3cef9b No.14269668
>>14269654
I know, I'm third positionist
8a7b86 No.14269670
>>14269654
Found in the comment section, lol
257b79 No.14269679
>>14269654
capitalism is growing our future ai overlords
5b818e No.14269706
>>14269619
what i want to know is how they make the shell.
f9395a No.14269906
>>14269679
a c c e l e r a t i o n i s m
3e5fa5 No.14270906
>>14267648
>What about a guy who just wants to watch the worl burn?
I hope they get some nukes and cleanse this planet.
425acb No.14270922
>>14269646
god i sure hope so
3e5fa5 No.14270941
>>14269434
>that no one tries to intervene in for fear of the surviving victim filing a lawsuit.
that happens in any country that has lawyers.
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a2881a No.14278418
>>14269542
I believe it, chinks sold fucking melamine as baby food to the west before. They also sold lead painted toys to children. The Chinese are lying scum.
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>>14278418
That's just the free market™ combined with retarded meliorism.