c62339 No.14203861
This game came out on the Commodore 64 in 1986. In it, you play out a person's entire life and control all of their decisions. You can get a job, a wife, a house, have kids, and die in your sleep… or you can get kidnapped, raped, and murdered as a child. The choice is yours!
I wonder what kind of life decisions the /v/ collective would make?
First thing's first: Are we a boy or a girl?
719aec No.14203865
c62339 No.14203868
>>14203865
I don't think you can be gay in this game, actually.
386830 No.14203869
c62339 No.14203884
>>14203869
Of course /v/ would want to be the little girl.
Alright then, do you want to bother with a quiz to determine your new personality, or should we just get on with it?
386830 No.14203892
if I were playing myself I would say quiz, but thats at least 52 posts
777e4f No.14203896
0fbef4 No.14203903
>>14203884
Do the quiz, but only choose the 2nd option on every single one.
c62339 No.14203910
>>14203892
I'm just picking the first response, so this should go a little quicker. However, we'll have plenty of opportunities to flesh ourselves out in the future.
>>14203896
Alright, so be it. We start out with a pretentious quote (which we will see more of), and… our birth. They're really letting us make these decisions early.
Are we coming out easy, difficult, or should we cook a little longer?
0fbef4 No.14203913
>>14203910
Come out fighting
00fb0e No.14203918
386830 No.14203919
c62339 No.14203930
>>14203913
We aren't having any of this shit, but we come out regardless. Some stuff happens and we arrive at the main portion of the game - this weird flowchart thing. Each icon represents a different kind of situation: the faces are social situations, hearts are emotional situations, brains are intellectual, and the family is… for family.
I'll be starting from the top and work my way down in chronological order, but which of the 4 types should I do first?
00fb0e No.14203936
c62339 No.14203940
Oh, I almost forgot, let's check ourselves out.
If you haven't been reading so far, we're playing as a white suburban girl. What's the worst that could happen?
>>14203936
Alright, we're just kind of hanging around as a baby. What should we do?
386830 No.14203948
>>14203940
look around restlessly
c62339 No.14203957
>>14203948
You're right, we're alive and we shouldn't be sitting around doing nothing! What should we do?
1dd89d No.14203964
>>14203957
Look around, we're not a crack baby.
386830 No.14203965
>>14203957
summon them with the power of my voice
c62339 No.14203970
>>14203964
A composed young lady, aren't we?
Hey… what the fuck is that blurry thing?
0fbef4 No.14203981
00fb0e No.14203983
>>14203970
Im interested. Keep looking.
1dd89d No.14203990
c62339 No.14203992
>>14203981
>>14203983
Oh shit! That's our hand!
Odd that we know what inches are, but we just discovered hands. Oh well. Our next adventure awaits!
00fb0e No.14203995
c62339 No.14203999
>>14203995
Emotional development is important at a young age.
It looks like we're hanging out in the living room. The life of a baby isn't that exciting from the outside looking in.
386830 No.14204004
777e4f No.14204007
>>14203999
Mad
Cry
This is now an autism simulator
0fbef4 No.14204009
0fbef4 No.14204015
>>14204009
*cry
I expect this girl to end up as a mass murderer
c62339 No.14204016
>>14204004
This is fun! One day we can put this experience to sucking a mean dick.
But what's this? Does someone interrupt?
1dd89d No.14204023
>>14204016
move your face back and forth
>NUH-UH
386830 No.14204024
69587a No.14204026
>>14203861
Don't you have to buy the full version online for $5? The whole thing used to be free years ago but now you must pay dollarydoos.
c62339 No.14204033
>>14204023
Look at that! We're fucking adorable. Aww.
Which one should we do now?
>>14204026
Yeah, it looks like it became paid within the last year or so. I was really bummed when I found out - even the free version makes you wait after every stage of life before you can progress.
386830 No.14204038
a yellow square, first or second
400929 No.14204043
>>14203861
>hurr durr I like this text based game from the Commodore 64
Get out hipster faggot.
c62339 No.14204044
>>14204038
THIS LADY'S TRYING TO FEED US A BOTTLE OF CUM!
e0f967 No.14204045
>>14204026
I remember there was a flash version on Newgrounds a while back, but I can't find it now.
69587a No.14204047
>>14204044
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0fbef4 No.14204048
386830 No.14204052
c62339 No.14204056
>>14204047
Nothing gets your mother's attention quite like screaming autistically.
69587a No.14204058
>>14204056
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0fbef4 No.14204060
c62339 No.14204065
>>14204058
>>14204060
We're a little asshole, aren't we?
386830 No.14204068
0fbef4 No.14204070
>>14204065
Choose the family
69587a No.14204072
>>14204065
>>14204068
Let's not also be an autist AND a brainlet.
c62339 No.14204076
>>14204068
Alright, let's see if our developing brains can figure out just what the fuck this thing is.
8e2bfa No.14204079
>>14204076
Determined grasp
386830 No.14204080
fd3c45 No.14204083
>>14204076
It's babby's first dildo.
c62339 No.14204085
>>14204079
With determination, we grab… a rattle. Good job, we got smarter somehow! What do we do with it, though?
1dd89d No.14204087
8e2bfa No.14204088
386830 No.14204089
fd3c45 No.14204090
777e4f No.14204095
c62339 No.14204098
>>14204087
Man, I wish I was this easily pleased.
How shall we progress?
0fbef4 No.14204100
fd3c45 No.14204103
c62339 No.14204105
>>14204100
Alright, we just woke up from a nap and mom wants to hold us!
We'll let her, right?
386830 No.14204106
fd3c45 No.14204107
c62339 No.14204112
>>14204106
We like mom, and she likes the attention. Everybody wins!
What's she doing with our faces, though?
00fb0e No.14204113
>>14204105
>happy cry
How does that even work here?
0fbef4 No.14204117
c62339 No.14204125
>>14204113
The game won't allow you to make certain choices, and that's one of them. It's a shame, because I think some of the ones they disallow can make sense, but you can't win 'em all.
>>14204117
>kissing is a valuable skill you'll have plenty of chances to learn later
Oh boy, ain't that the truth.
fd3c45 No.14204128
c62339 No.14204131
>>14204128
It looks like our neighbor's come over to visit and they're getting awfully handsy about it.
386830 No.14204132
8e2bfa No.14204133
67a3f7 No.14204135
>>14204131
ANGER
BITCH INSULTED MY NOSE
fd3c45 No.14204136
c62339 No.14204140
>>14204132
Our load has been secretly prepared, ready to fire.
00fb0e No.14204142
386830 No.14204143
8e2bfa No.14204144
>>14204140
Drool on the neighbor, of course
fd3c45 No.14204146
>>14204140
drool on the bitch
c004ec No.14204157
>>14204142
>>14204143
>>14204144
>>14204146
Fuck that bitch, she had it coming anyway. That'll teach her to mess with babies.
386830 No.14204158
fd3c45 No.14204159
c004ec No.14204163
>>14204158
We're in our crib when we hear that people are talking… but not to us?!
Is that a problem?
00fb0e No.14204164
fd3c45 No.14204166
386830 No.14204169
67a3f7 No.14204170
c004ec No.14204173
>>14204164
We go to sleep, but we aren't happy about it. I guess that's what growing up is about.
But when we wake up, there's still nobody around!
fd3c45 No.14204175
0fbef4 No.14204178
>>14204173
Make autistic noises
c004ec No.14204182
>>14204175
>>14204178
We gurgle a bit and make some baby noises and mom knows we're awake!
fd3c45 No.14204186
>>14204182
continue to make tard noises
777e4f No.14204187
cd0181 No.14204188
67a3f7 No.14204189
>>14204182
Continue with autism
c004ec No.14204193
>>14204186
>>14204187
>>14204188
>>14204189
Hey, wait… did you know that when you make noises, other people look at you?
This will be a revelation that carries us through the rest of our lives.
69587a No.14204197
>>14204193
MAAAMAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
67a3f7 No.14204199
>>14204193
Keep going with the sounds
fd3c45 No.14204200
>>14204193
continue on with the 'tism
8e2bfa No.14204202
This is really leading you too hard into "first words."
cd0181 No.14204203
>/v/ roleplays as a baby child
Can we pretend it's Vivian?
8e2bfa No.14204207
c004ec No.14204212
>>14204197
>>14204199
>>14204200
Honestly, this is pretty normal. Wouldn't it be more autistic to sit there quietly and not interact with anything ever?
Oh well, on with the show. A new icon has shown up - "physical".
00fb0e No.14204213
>>14204203
Well, the way it is going, it may very well be Vivian. It is a white girl living in suburbia, after all. LETS DO IT!
0fbef4 No.14204216
>>14204212
Choose physical
00fb0e No.14204218
fd3c45 No.14204219
c004ec No.14204221
>>14204216
Well gee, we're just jumping right into it, aren't we?
Oh boy, I remember this one.
0fbef4 No.14204223
>>14204221
Adventure pantry
386830 No.14204224
adventures in the cuppboard
fd3c45 No.14204226
>>14204221
adventurous, fridge
8e2bfa No.14204229
>>14204223
We're going to get killed by a falling can of beans, aren't we?
67a3f7 No.14204230
>>14204221
>no "stick a fork in the plug socket" option
smh
c004ec No.14204231
>>14204224
>>14204223
It looks like there's some sweet-smelling brown liquid on the floor of the pantry. There's a bunch of other stuff too.
fd3c45 No.14204232
>>14204229
I hope we can drink whatever is under the sink.
777e4f No.14204233
>>14204231
Let's not die just yet
0fbef4 No.14204234
>>14204229
We get to drink some bleach
>>14204231
Take it
fd3c45 No.14204235
67a3f7 No.14204238
c004ec No.14204242
>>14204233
Good call - everyone else is trying to kill us, it looks like. Here's our stats so far. Where to now?
fd3c45 No.14204250
777e4f No.14204251
>>14204242
>High intellect and social
This must be corrected
4b11f6 No.14204252
>>14204242
Are we aiming to be the tomboy childhood friend or Jackie the ripper?
fd3c45 No.14204256
>>14204251
That's why we needed to drink the liquid.
c004ec No.14204259
>>14204250
Great, now we get to go see the aunt. Wonderful.
00fb0e No.14204260
fd3c45 No.14204265
4b11f6 No.14204269
>>14204259
Playful resist.
c004ec No.14204277
>>14204260
We aren't going to let these fascists tell us what to do just because they're our parents! In an act of defiance, we refuse to allow ourselves to be bound by the yoke of "clothing"!
Then grandma comes over to help.
69587a No.14204279
>>14204277
Cooperate for nana.
11ebb4 No.14204284
>>14204277
Fuck you grandma
fd3c45 No.14204286
>>14204277
let the old cunt have it.
c004ec No.14204288
>>14204279
Good job, you made mom feel like shit.
Where to now?
4b11f6 No.14204290
>>14204277
Coop, mom will hate it more.
11ebb4 No.14204291
>>14204288
brain? why not.
00fb0e No.14204292
fd3c45 No.14204294
>>14204288
brain, let's make us more retarded
c004ec No.14204296
>>14204291
>>14204294
Hey, we found mom's pocketbook! Are we a jewish baby?
69587a No.14204299
>>14204296
Devilish, break that shit.
fd3c45 No.14204300
>>14204296
Devilish, empty it
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4b11f6 No.14204308
c004ec No.14204309
>>14204304
>>14204300
>>14204299
We are given the option to back down.
8e2bfa No.14204310
I don't foresee a good parental relationship in our future.
00fb0e No.14204311
11ebb4 No.14204312
>>14204309
no, fuck that bitch
047555 No.14204313
>>14204309
dont pussy out now, finish the job
fd3c45 No.14204314
67e798 No.14204315
>/v/ plays a baby from hell and intentionally tries what appears to be a caring set of parents into suicide.
It's kinda like a traffic accident. You feel bad about it, but you can't stop looking, either.
cd0181 No.14204316
b9a191 No.14204317
11ebb4 No.14204321
>>14204315
It's a video game faggot.
fd3c45 No.14204324
>>14204315
I hope we manage to bully the mother into taking antipsychotics and turn the dad into an alcoholic.
c004ec No.14204325
>>14204310
>he doesn't want to be a girl with daddy issues
>>14204311
>>14204312
>>14204313
>>14204314
>>14204316
>>14204317
We dump out all of mom's shit, and on top of that we start playing with her makeup. That's what you get for leaving your stuff where a baby can reach it, you dumb bitch.
fd3c45 No.14204327
4b11f6 No.14204328
>>14204315
I thought this was /v/ playing 'fuck you mom, you don't understand'.
b9a191 No.14204329
8e2bfa No.14204333
>>14204325
I'd rather not turn into a stripper.
047555 No.14204337
67a3f7 No.14204338
>>14204333
I feel far worse things are in store
cd0181 No.14204339
fd3c45 No.14204340
>>14204333
stripper is too good of a life, let's turn into a crackwhore. That is if we can make it to 16.
047555 No.14204342
>>14204335
calm, do nothing
fear is the mind killer
8e2bfa No.14204343
2a3c65 No.14204345
>>14204335
Anger man in face. Self defence.
67a3f7 No.14204346
>>14204335
BASH THE JEW ON THE NOSE
SO OUR BABY CAN BE FREE
4b11f6 No.14204347
11ebb4 No.14204348
>>14204335
Schlomo's come to visit? Calmly scream
fd3c45 No.14204353
>>14204335
anger, break the Jew nose
0fbef4 No.14204354
>>14204335
Hit the kike, we aren't going to be fucked so early in life
67e798 No.14204356
>>14204335
Punch him before he bites off your foreskin!
c004ec No.14204360
>>14204339
>>14204343
>>14204345
>>14204346
>>14204353
>>14204354
>>14204356
We bop that motherfucker right in his face. We're a tough womyn who don't take shit from no man, especially no kike man.
fd3c45 No.14204363
fd3c45 No.14204364
>>14204362
it's called the clitoral hood. Never trust a kike.
0fbef4 No.14204365
>>14204360
I somehow doubt the parents would have saved us from the kike
777e4f No.14204370
>>14204362
It's a feminine penis. Doctor Goldberg diagnosed us with Gender Dysphoria and prescribed estrogen.
c004ec No.14204371
>>14204362
>he doesn't know about female circumcision
>>14204363
Aren't we just little miss graceful? Are we going to try walking?
4b11f6 No.14204374
00fb0e No.14204376
>>14204371
Daring lets go off
11ebb4 No.14204377
>>14204371
ABORT
WE'RE GONNA BUST OUR ASS
8e2bfa No.14204379
047555 No.14204380
>>14204371
climb that shit
c004ec No.14204381
>>14204374
We… bust our ass. Good thing we're in a playpen.
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b9a191 No.14204386
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fd3c45 No.14204389
>>14204381
let's be stubborn
047555 No.14204391
>>14204381
keep smashing our head on the fuckin floor
c004ec No.14204394
>>14204385
>>14204386
>>14204387
We're in a playpen you pussies, what are you afraid of?
Oh well, what now?
fd3c45 No.14204397
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11ebb4 No.14204399
cd0181 No.14204401
0fbef4 No.14204404
>>14204394
Heart and if I am an IBM executive, why should I care if I am loaded with cash?
c004ec No.14204407
>>14204397
We're sitting around eating our autism snax when we realize we're stuck in a high chair.
What do we do?
2a3c65 No.14204409
Anger escape from high chair!
0fbef4 No.14204410
8e2bfa No.14204411
4b11f6 No.14204412
f13d87 No.14204416
11ebb4 No.14204417
>>14204407
mission: escape
047555 No.14204419
fd3c45 No.14204420
>>14204407
anger, fuck peas. take drink
c004ec No.14204421
>>14204409
>>14204419
Man, we were trying to play video games and she just took us to go eat! This is bullshit.
69587a No.14204424
2a3c65 No.14204425
b9a191 No.14204426
f13d87 No.14204427
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00fb0e No.14204430
>>14204421
Stiff upper lip. Crawl
fd3c45 No.14204431
047555 No.14204432
at this rate this girl's going to be one fucked up kinky bitch when shes a teen
c004ec No.14204433
>>14204424
>>14204425
>>14204428
>>14204430
>>14204431
We make a break for it when a leg gets in our way!
69587a No.14204436
STOP RIGHT THERE, WE'RE GOING TO GET RUN OVER IN THE STREET.
f13d87 No.14204437
>>14204433
DORIFTO OUT OF THE WAY
fd3c45 No.14204439
047555 No.14204440
11ebb4 No.14204444
>>14204433
Third option
RULES OF NATURE
2a3c65 No.14204445
cb5d89 No.14204447
00fb0e No.14204448
>>14204444
Checked and kek'd
c004ec No.14204453
>>14204439
>>14204437
>>14204445
>>14204447
Unfortunately, we are not faster than an adult… yet. We're back in the high chair again.
f13d87 No.14204459
>>14204453
Drink milk so we grow stronk
cb5d89 No.14204460
67a3f7 No.14204461
>>14204453
Drink the milk, our bones must become strong
fd3c45 No.14204462
>>14204453
spoon, since dumping the milk on the ground is not an option
047555 No.14204463
c004ec No.14204470
>>14204459
We're never going to have big American cowtits unless we drink our specially-estrogen treated milk! Bones, who gives a shit about those?
Meanwhile, here's our stats. I'll try and post them every 100 or so posts to keep everyone updated.
00fb0e No.14204471
>>14204462
hey asshole, stop trying to sabotage our baby
cd0181 No.14204479
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11ebb4 No.14204486
>>14204470
Social or family. you pick.
fd3c45 No.14204487
c004ec No.14204488
>>14204486
Alright, family it is.
Dad says it's bedtime. What do we say?
167d05 No.14204490
730787 No.14204492
>>14204488
cranky don't go to bed
fd3c45 No.14204493
67a3f7 No.14204494
>>14204488
Hang on wait how old are we now
2a3c65 No.14204496
>>14204488
Tiredly ignore the request
00fb0e No.14204497
>>14204488
We don't wanna have daddy issues and become a coalburner. Listen to father. Tired ask to stay up
f13d87 No.14204498
>>14204488
Why can't we just go the fuck to bed?
167d05 No.14204499
4b11f6 No.14204503
>>14204488
Wait, how old are we at this moment?
c004ec No.14204505
>>14204492
This oppressive MAN just put his hands on us and carried us off! What the fuck is his problem?
>>14204494
>>14204503
Probably like 3 or 4? Like I said, the farther we go down the flowchart, the later the events take place in our lives.
00fb0e No.14204508
fd3c45 No.14204510
2a3c65 No.14204511
>>14204503
Guess we should be two years maybe? Can't imagine we're that eloquent. I'm not after all
f13d87 No.14204514
>>14204505
say ok, get some good girl points for daddy's cummies.
67a3f7 No.14204517
>>14204505
ah.
"ok", dad seems cool.
167d05 No.14204519
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2a3c65 No.14204532
>>14204521
When was the last time someone said that to me…
c004ec No.14204533
>>14204526
>>14204524
We have a favorite toy. It's getting old and we treat it like shit, so mom wants to get us a new one. One day, we can't find it anywhere. What do we do?
11ebb4 No.14204537
>>14204532
Unless your dad is hank hill calling your own dad would probably suffice. He and your mother miss you.
f13d87 No.14204538
>>14204533
panic and ask for info
fd3c45 No.14204539
>>14204533
suspiscious seek info
167d05 No.14204540
>>14204533
suspicious seek info
67a3f7 No.14204541
>>14204533
Suspicious and seek information, it's possible our mother has broken the NAP.
c39b5d No.14204548
In before OP fucks up and picks the serial killer victim card in childhood.
2a3c65 No.14204549
>>14204533
Suspicious, seek information.
I suspect the jews in this.
f383a3 No.14204550
>>14204533
Panicky information seeker. The jews did this, I know it.
67e798 No.14204552
>>14204541
> it's possible our mother has broken the NAP.
One does not simply break the NAP with a toddler. Or else.
c004ec No.14204554
>>14204537
>implying he knows his real dad
>>14204538
We flip our shit and go around asking everyone where it is. Mom's looking awfully guilty…
7cd211 No.14204555
>>14204533
THE KIKES TOOK OUR RABBIT
f383a3 No.14204557
>>14204554
Keep calm and show that bitch she's been raising a serial killer
7cd211 No.14204558
>>14204554
Hysteria only option
fd3c45 No.14204560
>>14204554
Schlomo maniputaed the bitch into killing our rabbit!
67a3f7 No.14204561
>>14204554
H Y S T E R I C AL
167d05 No.14204562
d15930 No.14204563
67e798 No.14204564
>>14204554
NAP BROKEN
ENGAGE TEMPER TANTRUM
777e4f No.14204567
>>14204554
WHERE IS MY WEASLY MAHMEE
2281c7 No.14204569
>>14204554
Become hysterical.
c004ec No.14204572
>>14204548
Don't bring me into this, I'm merely the avatar for /v/'s choices. I have no will of my own. Unless someone, you know, asks.
>>14204557
>>14204562
You're no fun! Look at what you've done, now our own mother is lying to our face after stealing our toy!
2a3c65 No.14204576
>>14204554
We must overreact immediately.
11ebb4 No.14204578
>>14204572
fuck that BITCH.
0fbef4 No.14204580
>>14204572
NEVER BE SATISFIED
67a3f7 No.14204581
2a3c65 No.14204582
d15930 No.14204583
>>14204572
Mother fucker quit picking the sane option
69587a No.14204584
>>14204572
We're not taking that bullshit.
cb5d89 No.14204585
>>14204572
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
f13d87 No.14204592
>>14204572
I guess be satisfied. Although being a woman we should've flipped a tit.
167d05 No.14204593
f383a3 No.14204597
>>14204572
ONLY BLOOD CAN SATISFY US NOW
c004ec No.14204599
>>14204578
>>14204580
>>14204581
>>14204583
>>14204584
>>14204585
>>14204590
>>14204593
>the game congratulates you for not taking the bluepill and falling for your parent's bullshit
Good job, guys, you salvaged that pretty well.
67a3f7 No.14204603
>>14204599
>didn't get the rabbit back
and the emotional scaring begins
0fbef4 No.14204604
167d05 No.14204606
c004ec No.14204614
>>14204604
Mom thinks we're an alcoholic and tells us we need to stop drinking from the bottle. How do we feel about that?
11ebb4 No.14204617
>>14204614
angry, give it up
167d05 No.14204620
>>14204614
angry but giving up the bottle
f13d87 No.14204622
2a3c65 No.14204626
>>14204614
Angerly refuse!
The bottle is my life now
67a3f7 No.14204627
>>14204614
Angry but give up the bottle
7cd211 No.14204628
>>14204614
We must accept progress, in great anger
a5ca50 No.14204629
>>14204614
ANGRY REFUSAL, FUCK THAT WHORE SHE KILLED WEASLY
0fbef4 No.14204631
0fbef4 No.14204635
167d05 No.14204636
>>14204628
>We must accept progress, in great anger
So we are playing a dwarf?
a5ca50 No.14204637
>>14204633
THROW THAT FUCKER
KILL THE BITCH
fd3c45 No.14204638
67e798 No.14204640
>>14204614
Fold arms and say no. Bottle is still needed.
167d05 No.14204643
d15930 No.14204644
>>14204633
Throw that shit.
67a3f7 No.14204648
>>14204633
Throw it, the rabbit must be avenged with blood.
c004ec No.14204649
>>14204635
>>14204637
We chuck it at her and get our asses smacked for our trouble. What now?
2a3c65 No.14204651
>us attempting to drink from glass
11ebb4 No.14204652
0fbef4 No.14204653
167d05 No.14204654
>>14204649
Learn to leave without it.
f13d87 No.14204655
d15930 No.14204656
>>14204649
Rest in piece bottle
167d05 No.14204657
67e798 No.14204658
67a3f7 No.14204659
>>14204649
Suck thumb, we need to get used to having fleshy appendages in our mouth.
c004ec No.14204660
>>14204653
How the fuck do you get warts from sucking your thumb?
Oh well, whatever. Stat check!
f13d87 No.14204663
0fbef4 No.14204665
c004ec No.14204667
>>14204663
What is this odd thing we're touching this time?
167d05 No.14204668
67a3f7 No.14204669
>>14204660
the two bacon rashers
f383a3 No.14204670
>>14204660
Man, sucking our thumb better be training us to suck real good dick.
00fb0e No.14204671
>>14204667
confused, ignore
11ebb4 No.14204672
>>14204667
It must be shekels. KEEP TOUCHING
2a3c65 No.14204673
>>14204660
I just noticed a baby has more money than I do in real life…
f13d87 No.14204675
>>14204667
passive and keep touching
167d05 No.14204676
>>14204667
Curious and touch
67a3f7 No.14204677
>>14204667
Confused, keep touching.
777e4f No.14204678
>>14204673
In 1986 money no less
c004ec No.14204686
>>14204673
To be fair, this is money that your family's holding onto in your name. But it's also 80's money, so it's like $3200 now.
>>14204671
You wonder what it is, but maybe it's not that big a deal. Are you sure you don't care?
d15930 No.14204690
>>14204673
Well,i was looking for a way to depress myself,that worked a bit.
cd0181 No.14204691
So when do we meet grandpa?
167d05 No.14204693
>>14204686
let us find out whatever the fuck this is
00fb0e No.14204695
2a3c65 No.14204696
>>14204686
Yeah, alright then, you guilted me.
11ebb4 No.14204697
>>14204691
Spoiler that shit nigga.
f13d87 No.14204699
c004ec No.14204703
>>14204693
>>14204696
What the fuck is this? It looks like some kind of portal to a place where there are other babies! Who the fuck is that?
cd0181 No.14204705
11ebb4 No.14204707
>>14204703
we've found an oblivion gate, so it must be someone else.
fd3c45 No.14204708
2a3c65 No.14204710
>>14204703
Punch that stranger!
Stranger danger!
67a3f7 No.14204712
167d05 No.14204713
>>14204703
It can be nobody else but us. We need to scream at it.
f13d87 No.14204714
67e798 No.14204715
c004ec No.14204717
>>14204707
Dremora aren't this fleshy. I guess it must be us.
Are we pretty? Would we fuck ourselves? I'd fuck ourselves.
d15930 No.14204719
67a3f7 No.14204721
hang on aren't we like 5 now, how have we not seen a mirror before?
777e4f No.14204722
00fb0e No.14204723
d15930 No.14204725
>>14204717
Who pronounces beautiful like that without sounding molesty
7cd211 No.14204726
>>14204717
we are our own waifu, for now.
167d05 No.14204728
>>14204717
yes, we are the best angry baby
11ebb4 No.14204730
>>14204717
>>14204722
UNWARRANTED SELF HATRED
f13d87 No.14204731
>>14204717
Damn right, we're sexy as fuck
c004ec No.14204735
>>14204722
>>14204723
>>14204730
Great, we're taking our first steps towards a dependence on the jewish beauty market to satisfy our own self-esteem issues caused by the fashion industry.
2a3c65 No.14204738
>>14204731
Paedo detected.
167d05 No.14204739
d15930 No.14204741
>>14204735
That is not true,there are some ugly babies.
c004ec No.14204745
>>14204739
It looks like mom wants us to do chores while Suzy Fantastik is on. Are we a /co/ girl or do we not care about western shit?
11ebb4 No.14204747
>>14204745
Passive ignore?
d15930 No.14204749
>>14204745
The fuck kind of baby can do chores?
f13d87 No.14204751
>>14204745
We a helpful good girl.
825b52 No.14204754
>>14204745
we will be weebs.
Passive and listen to mom.
2a3c65 No.14204755
>>14204745
Tell her to do own work, lazy bitch, trying to watch my shows here.
c004ec No.14204758
>>14204747
>>14204752
Ah, she's sure to not ask us again if we don't answer her. Good idea!
>>14204749
We're like, 6 or 7 now.
fd3c45 No.14204761
>>14204749
We're not a baby anymore, we're around 3-4 years old at this point.
f13d87 No.14204763
8e2bfa No.14204767
>>14204758
Not unless she cuts the power cord like my mom did.
d15930 No.14204768
>>14204758
Oh shit Star vs
825b52 No.14204771
>>14204758
>Suzy versus the forces of evil
yes. We are probably watching a 4kids version of a magical girl show.
c004ec No.14204774
>>14204763
Uh… I think mom's turning us into a slut or something. Great, we're already being trained.
>>14204768
It was the 80's, think more like Jem or something.
2a3c65 No.14204776
>>14204758
Fine, but I swear if Suzy loses her battle because I wasn't there to support her, I am blaming mom forever.
c004ec No.14204777
>>14204774
Oh shit, I forgot an image, whoops.
f13d87 No.14204781
>>14204774
>>14204777
Better than being addicted to talmudvision tripsman. Go with the brain one again
386830 No.14204782
>>14204777
do one we left behind
825b52 No.14204783
>>14204774
let's counter the slut training with brains
c004ec No.14204793
>>14204781
>>14204783
IT'S A FUCKING FURRY YOU GUYS HOLY SHIT
825b52 No.14204795
>>14204793
frightened and point at the furfag. Shame it.
d15930 No.14204796
>>14204793
What the fuck,we walked into a furcon
c004ec No.14204800
>>14204795
WHY IS HE TOUCHING US AND WHY IS HIS NOSE COLD?
00fb0e No.14204804
fd3c45 No.14204806
2a3c65 No.14204807
>>14204793
There is only one option, why is it not one here?
825b52 No.14204808
>>14204800
Cry. We cannot beat the furfag in our state.
46a4c6 No.14204809
f13d87 No.14204810
>>14204793
>>14204800
He seems trustworthy, grab him.
974614 No.14204811
8e2bfa No.14204812
Cry, if the nose is cold it's not a fursuit
c004ec No.14204814
>>14204804
WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Why is mom making us touch the furry man?
d15930 No.14204817
>>14204814
Oh shit we feral now
386830 No.14204818
00fb0e No.14204819
777e4f No.14204820
>>14204814
Pet him so he'll let us suck him off later in life
2a3c65 No.14204822
>>14204814
Get out of there! Can't be getting yiffed now!
7cd211 No.14204824
>>14204814
ANNIHILATE THE FURRY
825b52 No.14204825
>>14204814
pet the man. Maybe he'll go away if we comply to his demands.
386830 No.14204826
c004ec No.14204830
>>14204818
>>14204819
>>14204820
>>14204825
Are you implying we're going to suck dog dick or something?
f13d87 No.14204832
00fb0e No.14204833
0fbef4 No.14204834
>>14204814
Just fucking kill him
fd3c45 No.14204837
825b52 No.14204839
386830 No.14204841
67a3f7 No.14204844
>>14204814
>>14204830
How have we never seen a doggo before? Do we live in a cube?
c004ec No.14204845
>>14204833
>>14204839
We find… a shekel.
What do we do?
386830 No.14204848
146030 No.14204850
>>14204845
DISHONEST TAKE THE SHEKEL
825b52 No.14204851
>>14204845
honest and leave it alone. We are not jews.
2a3c65 No.14204856
>>14204845
Honestly take it, besides, we already have $1500 saved for us by our parents. Just making an early withdrawal.
fd3c45 No.14204858
>>14204845
Don't take the shekel, schlomo will try to charge you interest if you steal it.
c004ec No.14204859
>>14204848
>>14204850
I guess we are jews. But I mean, it's not like we really know we're doing anything wrong, right?
d15930 No.14204860
>>14204851
Listen you gotta fucking take it whenever you can get it.
00fb0e No.14204863
f13d87 No.14204864
>>14204859
Nothing, I said nothing!
386830 No.14204865
8e2bfa No.14204866
fd3c45 No.14204867
825b52 No.14204868
67e798 No.14204871
>>14204859
Show her the proud product of our shekel-grabbing.
386830 No.14204873
8e2bfa No.14204875
825b52 No.14204880
c004ec No.14204881
>>14204875
>>14204873
Dad takes us to the park, where we come face to face with… another baby. An interloper on our domain! What do we do with them?
fd3c45 No.14204882
>>14204872
That's a weird reaction, when I did that exact combination on my end the reaction of the parent was confusion, not being hugged.
0fbef4 No.14204883
>>14204881
RULES OF NATURE
386830 No.14204886
67e798 No.14204889
>>14204881
Finger the fucker.
d15930 No.14204890
>>14204881
You said we're 7,how the fuck are we still a baby.
fd3c45 No.14204891
>>14204881
Agressive, poke the fucker
f13d87 No.14204892
0fbef4 No.14204894
>>14204882
Sometimes the results are different.
2a3c65 No.14204895
>>14204881
Finger their face, show dominance!
825b52 No.14204897
>>14204881
Curious and SHINING FINGER it
402cdc No.14204898
>>14204882
It's probably based on your stats or previous interactions with your parents.
f13d87 No.14204900
386830 No.14204903
0fbef4 No.14204904
d15930 No.14204905
>>14204899
Absolutely merciless.
fd3c45 No.14204906
>>14204899
do it again, show the bitch its place
8e2bfa No.14204907
Well, if there's no sympathy, just keep hitting him
825b52 No.14204909
>>14204899
NO CHOICE
OUT OF THERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
146030 No.14204910
>>14204899
YES, YES, HOROSHO! AGAIN!
386830 No.14204921
0fbef4 No.14204922
fd3c45 No.14204924
f13d87 No.14204925
>>14204913
the green one
Also we need a played expected got with this where we have little girl raiden
d15930 No.14204927
>>14204913
Now i feel bad.
c004ec No.14204929
>>14204921
Look at that, we apparently have a friend, and we're over at her house.
825b52 No.14204933
>>14204913
green. Also we might have become a sadist.
0fbef4 No.14204934
>>14204929
Artistically on paper
386830 No.14204935
>>14204927
dont
impulsive paper
f13d87 No.14204936
>>14204929
Draw on the paper
825b52 No.14204939
>>14204929
Artistically on paper.
c004ec No.14204940
>>14204934
>>14204936
Aren't we prim and proper. What do we do with our masterpiece?
0fbef4 No.14204943
386830 No.14204944
>>14204940
our mom, other moms are gay
8e2bfa No.14204945
>>14204929
>missy
There needs to be a more aggressive option, we can't be having a friend like that. There's no such thing as a good Missy.
7cd211 No.14204949
>>14204940
Missy's mom is a whore
f13d87 No.14204950
46a4c6 No.14204951
>>14204929
Artistically in general
825b52 No.14204956
c004ec No.14204959
>>14204943
>>14204944
There's no place like home, isn't that sentimental?
>>14204945
Yeah, you're right tbh, I've never met a Missy who didn't love to stir shit.
8e2bfa No.14204963
>>14204943
Should have given it to Missy's mom so she can constantly compare her to us and ruin her self-esteem.
386830 No.14204964
825b52 No.14204965
c004ec No.14204970
>>14204964
So uh, we're at the mall when this woman with big tits stands near us. Do we want to talk to her?
Why is this even noted, we're like, a 6 year old girl?
0fbef4 No.14204971
>>14204963
Didn't say we put our name on it. Bet Missy would've pretended it was hers.
386830 No.14204973
d15930 No.14204974
>>14204940
>>14204970
ask her how she got such phat tiddies
69587a No.14204977
>>14204970
Tell her she has big boobies.
825b52 No.14204979
>>14204970
curious ask questions
2a3c65 No.14204982
>>14204970
We need info, is the answer milk? I bet it's milk. Mom, can we get some milk on the way home?
c4a625 No.14204983
0fbef4 No.14204992
>>14204987
Mommy said daddy option
386830 No.14204993
d15930 No.14204995
>>14204987
>i tried very hard to pinch a penny
67e798 No.14204997
>>14204987
Ask about the doggie. The yiffing has left us traumatized.
2a3c65 No.14205000
>>14204987
Husband seems the most personal question. Ask if she's a slut.
825b52 No.14205003
c004ec No.14205004
>>14204992
What the fuck, mom hit us for saying that!
… but we can keep talking to her anyway.
f4d4bf No.14205007
>>14204987
Husband, it could lead to tuddies.
0fbef4 No.14205009
825b52 No.14205010
67e798 No.14205012
c004ec No.14205014
>>14205010
Damn, she does! Ain't that some shit.
386830 No.14205015
825b52 No.14205019
c004ec No.14205022
>>14205015
Some bitch in the sandbox took our toy!
386830 No.14205025
f4d4bf No.14205026
146030 No.14205027
>>14205022
The weak should fear the strong. Angry Grab it Back.
c4a625 No.14205028
2a3c65 No.14205032
c004ec No.14205033
>>14205028
>>14205027
>>14205026
>>14205025
>>14205032
This girl's got retard strength or something, she ain't giving it up!
0fbef4 No.14205035
>>14205022
People have to learn not to mess with us, angry grab
fd3c45 No.14205037
f13d87 No.14205038
c4a625 No.14205039
825b52 No.14205041
146030 No.14205043
2a3c65 No.14205044
>>14205033
Suck her fingers. Or bite, fine, jeeze…
c004ec No.14205049
>>14205037
>>14205038
>>14205039
>>14205041
>>14205043
>>14205044
OW
What the fuck, she's still too strong for us! It looks like we learned to fear the strong today.
78becc No.14205052
>>14205033
Total war is the only option.
386830 No.14205055
fd3c45 No.14205056
f13d87 No.14205058
825b52 No.14205059
>>14205049
green is physical, right? We need to train in order to get our revenge
146030 No.14205063
>>14205049
She'll pay for her transgressions later.
c004ec No.14205069
>>14205055
Hey, our fish Gabriella is missing. What's up with that and why am I getting deja vu?
d15930 No.14205071
>>14205069
Quick,find him.
c004ec No.14205072
2a3c65 No.14205073
>>14205069
Who cares? It's a fish. Fish are dumb.
386830 No.14205074
67e798 No.14205075
>>14205069
Confused, Look for Gabriella
I swear to god, if that hag also took our goldfish…
d15930 No.14205077
>>14205072
Don't be sexist,it's a trans fish.
825b52 No.14205078
>>14205069
confused look for fish
c004ec No.14205082
>>14205073
I guess you're right. If we don't show our feelings, then they can't hurt us, right?
This is it, the final stretch. The game will boot us to the next stage before we can finish all of them, though.
386830 No.14205088
825b52 No.14205089
fd3c45 No.14205090
8e2bfa No.14205092
>>14205082
I think we should focus physical and family
c004ec No.14205096
>>14205088
>>14205090
>>14205092
So we're at our friend's house when their mom's shitty cooking makes us sick. Splendid. What are we going to do?
fd3c45 No.14205097
f13d87 No.14205098
>>14205096
to the bathroom
825b52 No.14205099
146030 No.14205101
>>14205096
Find bathroom, we can't show weakness.
2a3c65 No.14205102
>>14205096
Projectile vomit.
c004ec No.14205110
>>14205097
>>14205102
>>14205103
Splendid. We barf all over our plate and end our infancy. Good job guys, time to see how we did.
d15930 No.14205117
>>14205110
>fathers reaction
c004ec No.14205118
Overall, it seems like we're fairly well adjusted.
2a3c65 No.14205125
>>14205110
We have had our childhood stolen from us.
11ebb4 No.14205128
>>14205118
>fairly well adjusted
R I G G E D
c004ec No.14205131
>>14205118
You know, except for that whole beating the piss out of people thing. We may need to work on that.
>I hope you like yourself. If not, you can always try to improve in the years to come. There's plenty of time.
Jeez, why put it like that…
fd3c45 No.14205143
>>14205131
The weak must fear the strong. Nothing to work on.
c004ec No.14205144
That brings an end to our infancy! Since I didn't buy this shit, that means I need to wait before we can move on. Since this part's wrapped up, I'm going to go make some coffee then come back and we'll move onto adolesence. I'll probably make a new thread for that because my autism won't allow me to start a new thread in the middle of our development.
brb fags
386830 No.14205145
>>14205131
so when do we get to grab fleshy objects?
8e2bfa No.14205150
>>14205131
Plenty of time until we meet truck-kun during adolescence.
f13d87 No.14205151
>>14205131
>pulling on bulbous fleshy objects
Lewd
fd3c45 No.14205154
>>14205144
There's still grade school before we hop into adolescence.
386830 No.14205155
>>14205144
makes sure to link the new thread
2a3c65 No.14205160
>>14205144
Entertaining thread so far OP. Appreciate it.
8e2bfa No.14205163
>>14205144
>I'll probably make a new thread
>my autism
Are you the 8chanmania fag?
146030 No.14205175
I miss threads like these. Last one I remember partaking in we made a robot out of wood and then went on a nuke spree after it got destroyed.
102aa1 No.14205185
>>14205175
>we made a robot out of wood
c004ec No.14205231
>>14205163
Nah, just some fag who's done this before. It's been year since I've done this though, I forgot how much fun it is.
385ed1 No.14205252
>>14205231
People like you make /v/ worth visiting.
c004ec No.14205266
>>14205252
Well shit, thanks, man. I've actually been meaning to do this for a month and kept forgetting, I had the feeling this would be a fun ride.
NEW THREAD >>14205260
8e2bfa No.14205282
bde776 No.14209150
739fc2 No.14209173
Nice going OP you fucking dumbass, the Mods actually enforce the rules on this board when a thread is reported.
146030 No.14209186
Alright, so what happened? I went looking for the second thread just a little bit ago and it's completely gone. I stopped looking at the thread sometime last night after we burned our head.