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File: b33179560937927⋯.png (206.62 KB, 600x224, 75:28, ship autism simulator.png)

f7a05b No.14183134

Probably a lot has changed since anons last played this, most notably you can travel the universe as intergalactic biscuit salesmen now. For those who don't know what this game is, it's a game that allows 5 autists to try and operate a starship together and have Trek /strek/ like adventures exploring strange new worlds, blowing up unique civilizations and boldly fucking up where no man has fucked up before. In short it can be pretty comfy. There's VOIP but it rarely if ever works sadly so doubt many will hear your micspam. I though anons might enjoy trying this so:

Download Links

Windows

https://mega.nz/#!VbI03aAS!dG4dNl4BlAg23GRPUHm8GFxHUUWHqQLUYLQnc87CtDg

Mac wew

https://mega.nz/#!ZbpyCSLD!nEbADU9M6Z4bmYXeuLEVsNELQZZwR0CAAxEW0V3j_Sw

Linuxfags

https://mega.nz/#!4WoynARa!wUIZpUl-9ymXiPcxpBdA5qCrtEATMgLQ2-FNhfbiovM

Mirror

https://volafile.org/r/ck47j5am

What classes do what?

>Captain

The Boss Of The Ship, makes decisions, buys and sell shit for the ship and upgrades it, gives everyone their pocket money. Sadly you can't solve problems with your dick – yet – so no Kirk vibes. Average Captain will bumble around like Archer or be completely batshit tyrannical bipolar like Janeway.

>Pilot

Flies the ship. Generally looks after it when there is boarding action going on. If you are a fan of /cuteboys/ then you are pretty much Sulu.

>Scientist

Researcher, Hacker, Archaeologist and Healslut all rolled into one. Can provide AoE healing if upgraded, search for artefacts using a scanner, and use hacking programs in space combat. Basically McCoy and Spock rolled into one.

>Tactical

Operates the big gun on the ship as well as the nukes, but also good a boarding action and ground combat. Basically if you suck at this role you are accurately playing as Mr Worf.

>Engineer

The ship's Tech Priest. Keeps the ship running and autistically screeches at you if you come near Engineering. So basically Scotty.

Useful hints

You earn talent points to spend on useful abilities when you level up.

When you explore planets look for research materials. They can be used to unlock new abilities.

Avoid Infected Space unless you are a crew of Australians who have managed to weaponize shitposting.

Fuel capsules can be used to recharge your hacking programs, but also keep in mind you need them to warp.

Sadly I don't have anymore points I can think of, been so long since I played myself and I lost the out of date OC that gives a rundown for these threads.

f7a05b No.14183169

File: be8b9aa105e8bb3⋯.jpg (28.3 KB, 660x340, 33:17, PPSh-Curved-Barrel.jpg)

>Puslar

wew


14edb8 No.14183175

File: 5468a18debaa5c6⋯.jpg (13.89 KB, 432x160, 27:10, ppsh_41_curved.jpg)


9108f4 No.14183183

File: f4b4bc7b1bdbe22⋯.png (77.81 KB, 801x903, 267:301, biscuits.png)

i would play a few games,

… but really?

http://forums.pulsarthegame.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4023

fucking biscuits? all the unrealized potential in this game, and biscuits?

what the fuck were they thinking?


23be05 No.14183192

I'll play if someone hosts.


f7a05b No.14183194

>>14183175

The gun built for depression rather than suppression perfecty illustrates how I feel about fucking up my OP title.

>>14183183

They clearly should have focused on baking cakes and my OP would have gotten a sticky immediately by Mark.


9108f4 No.14183197

File: 4db7d3395501e58⋯.png (50.7 KB, 1053x602, 1053:602, mass_praise.png)

File: 64b76edee04eca1⋯.png (190.27 KB, 777x630, 37:30, popularity.png)

the 1 comment that that dev blog got was praise of all things.

i guess this really isn't a popular game.


be0d52 No.14183206

File: 8cc587cd0a6d09d⋯.png (1016.9 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 8cc587cd0a6d09d71c617338ac….png)

File: 0d43eed8c1cb260⋯.png (85 KB, 342x221, 342:221, 1461494808140.png)

File: 68258f07ceac5cb⋯.png (323.14 KB, 611x670, 611:670, ateaseitsfine.png)

File: 055f477c20f7525⋯.jpg (121.05 KB, 1917x1042, 1917:1042, Capture.JPG)

File: a1983baf2f51b04⋯.jpg (148.21 KB, 1911x1047, 637:349, cuck.JPG)

>>14183134

Oh look a pulsar thread.

>>14183183

They have had a thing for biscuits for a while. I'm hoping they will hurry the fuck up and finish the game but I do have to admit they have stayed on track. They are way over their estimate though.

My one grip with this game is that it call takes place from jump to jump, almost wasted potential without being able to freely travel, but it is a team of like 3 dudes.


f7a05b No.14183221

>>14183197

Playerbase seems pretty healthy for what is a niche game

Also

>Steam

Nobody in their right mind bought and plays using the Steam version.

>>14183206

What usually happens is anons have fun for a couple of weeks then get burned out cause there isn't much to do once you max out a ship.


9108f4 No.14183271

>>14183206

>My one grip with this game is that it call takes place from jump to jump

large seamless places are hard.

can you mod this? it's failing is the over simplified systems. if they turned this into multi-crew DCS then it would be perfect, but I think they're marketing to 5 year olds.


be0d52 No.14183280

File: c2644c25d720278⋯.mp4 (10.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, GASSGASSGAAASSSSS.mp4)

File: a7ad0dc42d24eb2⋯.jpg (178.84 KB, 1906x1037, 1906:1037, horrorsbeyondyourwildestdr….JPG)

File: 73ebc1ef6b9f9f6⋯.jpg (170.28 KB, 1920x1043, 1920:1043, puks.JPG)

File: 5b63931d0c81bf5⋯.jpg (86.77 KB, 1161x812, 1161:812, fug.JPG)

>>14183221

There still is no end game other than

>hey we are really strong lets to kill the bosses and then slam our heads against the infected

I hope these next updates start to finish the game.


07e905 No.14183337

File: 5744f7620dfb899⋯.png (626.23 KB, 690x662, 345:331, Pulsar.png)

I remember playing this few years ago was pretty fun.


f7a05b No.14183645

>>14183192

Missed this post earlier. I am not sure I will be hosting tonight or tomorrow for that matter but I will see if I get a chance to host during this weekend.


23be05 No.14183717


590fa2 No.14183926

>>14183280

The worst part is that "slamming our heads against the infected" is entirely pointless. If you could reclaim infected space or just accomplish SOMETHING there it would be fine, but nothing happens even when you win, you don't even get decent loot.

For me, endgame is just grinding to become stronger. Piracy until you find whatever the max level ship components are, if there even is a max.


07e905 No.14184044

File: 370ae95383b16f8⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1455x2000, 291:400, PGuide.png)

Just found a guide have no idea if it's still valid.


9108f4 No.14184196

>>14184044

>remember this game is still pre-beta

luckily they added biscuits now to take it out of pre-beta status. the game is practically complete now that the biscuits have finally arrived.


9108f4 No.14184233

i swear i cannot wrap my head around these biscuits. a group of people sat around a table and and someone said, you know what's missing from this game? biscuits! we need a better in-game economy, so the solution? biscuits! we'll make crafting recipies for biscuits and the players can run around and try to shill these biscuits to all the npc's! and what's the point? a biscuit leaderboard! you can compete with other npc ships that are running around shilling their own biscuits! this will be the end game! maybe we'll add some special biscuit DLC later too!

these people must be eating marijuana biscuits all day long when they're working on this game to think this is a great idea. it is a great idea if your also eating marijuana biscuits while playing this, i can see how that would be entertaining.


f7a05b No.14184366

>>14184233

>>14184196

I actually looked into this. Apparently there is more "sinister" side to the biscuit selling. If you don't sell biscuits you get gassed, but if you meet the objectives and come top you unlock new accessories for your player model. There's also supposedly industrial sabotage missions and using gas on your competitors.

If this turns out to be true I may rethink my stance on the Fluffy Biscuit Company.


e97353 No.14184416

>>14184366

>Use gas

Wait as in poison gas? Are you saying you can literally shoah the galaxy while appearing as an innocent biscuit company?


f7a05b No.14184453

File: 75d44f3b1857df9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 37.66 KB, 463x520, 463:520, 75fd8ce83e9bab64d61ea6c572….jpg)


07e905 No.14184692

File: 4bf8ea244903237⋯.webm (4.88 MB, 470x360, 47:36, Ice cream.webm)

>>14184416

>>14184453

It's time to deliver some biscuits.


f7a05b No.14186683

>>14184692

Holocaust Biscuit Squad Deploy!


b568a8 No.14186690

File: 676ff981fbb27c3⋯.png (832.14 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, R63.png)

Can your weapon still overheat to absurd numbers?


9108f4 No.14188726

server?


a4f045 No.14189887

How the fuck do you play with other people, it used to be you could just boot it up and find a game.

Not anymore.

This shit was fun as fuck years ago.


887463 No.14190034

>>14184044

I made that something like three years ago. I should get around to creating a new one.


221efc No.14190339

File: 0d44cd491adffd0⋯.jpg (93.74 KB, 768x676, 192:169, pulsar.jpg)


53a0d1 No.14190355

>>14190339

accurate


221efc No.14190359

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Praise the octopus god.


53a0d1 No.14190361

>>14183206

PRAISE THE OCTOPUS GOD

PRAISE HIM

HIS WAY IS HOLY

BLIND WARP FOR THE OCTOPUS GOD


f7a05b No.14190757

>>14189887

Changed region in options?


f7a05b No.14192551

May be on a bit late tonight. Managed to pick up the flu.

If any anons want to host in meantime feel free.


9108f4 No.14192979

server up

name: biscuits are life

ship: biscuit merchant

pass: shillbiscuits


9108f4 No.14192989

>>14192979

oh god my framerate is 50% worse than in previous versions, i must be getting 15fps on minimum. w/e it's still playable.


f7a05b No.14193103

>>14192989

>>14192979

Should be along shortly, i.e. 15-30 minutes depends how long till I get settled and if I have to test a certain /v/ related mod


9108f4 No.14193104

File: ecabe068c23561a⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1584x868, 396:217, blindjump.png)

File: 20a489aaa85350e⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1585x892, 1585:892, dead.png)

well that was a quick game


9108f4 No.14193117

>>14193103

servers down, when there's interest i'll start one or join someone elses


f7a05b No.14193336

>>14193104

>No oxygen

Did you gas yourselves?


f7a05b No.14193417

Serb up

Name: Cheese Pizza Police

Ship: Shoah Van

Pass: infv

US Serb region


8428e2 No.14193585

File: 2a521246653b2e3⋯.jpg (84.13 KB, 731x1527, 731:1527, PceRZip.jpg)


07e905 No.14193606

>>14193585

Is this loss?


f7a05b No.14193640

Jews and Golems in a space station, who'd knew?


de26af No.14193859

>>14183183

Biscuits is clearly code for drugs


de26af No.14193892

>>14183280

Nice, that was a really good session.


9108f4 No.14194128

File: 4f637ddf4bac368⋯.png (2.42 MB, 1530x1076, 765:538, 15fps.png)

truly a visual masterpiece


f7a05b No.14194383

Taking a break for a bit.


11f58a No.14194738

>>14194128

>muh graphics


7b9bc3 No.14194762

>>14194738

Devs fell for the Unity meme, game runs at 20 fps on 800x600 for some anons. Thankfully I'm not one of them:^)


f52559 No.14194765

>>14183134

This game was boring as hell. Did they patch in fun?


4c8a67 No.14195040

How does this run on integrated graphics?

My GPU died.


9108f4 No.14195278

>>14195040

see

>>14194128

like shit, but it does run. and only on windows. if you have intel integrated on linux mesa drivers don't support the opengl version they're forcing yet.


f72c04 No.14195793

>>14183280

>that mp4

Y'all need a better pilot.


5f7d43 No.14195834

>>14183169

>>14183175

I think he needs some Viagra.


3f7a26 No.14196048

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can you still kill the ship's power by flipping three switches?


9108f4 No.14196084

>>14196048

yes, and make sure you eject the core for extra fun. you should do this one every public server you encounter when using the pirated client.


3f7a26 No.14196102

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14196084

I really wish Bro Team did more of these. His Pulsar vids were gold.


b3d7d5 No.14197351

>Get attacked by some random ship

>Lose rep points for defending yourself

This is what annoys me about this game, was it designed by Canadians?




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