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If you're the same OP from before (which i presume from the thread's title), it's a shame that your threads got closen by mistake, they were really fun.

No point in asking for a rerun (the first impressions and reactions are already gone), do you mind to share your best experiences with the game?

It would have been great to see your reaction when Japhet and Valerie

>>14180750

I felt like the threads were kinda dragging out and I couldn't find a good time to actually do them, and I also thought that I really wanted to just play through it on my own

I'll give a rundown from where I left off though

>Fucking stupid cat shut up

>supermarket is open, great

>literal 3 hours of me running back and forth through the same area looking for japhet

>find a pedalo station

>neat, maybe I can go to the park

>go to the park

>play the balloon popping game

>I am no good at the "make the other player have the last pick" game

>fail several times and just brute force a victory

>get a sweet necktie, that's cool

>oh hey balloons are fun to pop and drop neat shit

>proceed with 30 minutes of riding a pedalo trying to navigate to pop all the balloons

>intermission to ride the roller coaster

>ride the roller coaster with zach-statue because he was right there

>that was important to do I guess, got a secret room filled with one use items

>decided to use all of them on batter for science

>minimal stat buffs, pretty okay

>ride pedalo for another five minutes getting those god damn balloons

>okay where do I go now?

>once more start the hours of running back and forth through the supermarket trying to figure out how to get into a space between here and there

>finding new secrets and not the ones that I wanted

>eventually just go back to zone 1 and fight a whole shit whack of secretaries

>become huge

>walk through the supermarket again

>bashing whales' brains in with a bat of divine wrath

>get frustrated and start using the tie everywhere

>eventually for some reason I decided to go to the housing district

>"you need to be a resident to get in"

>Bingo bango, put on the tie now.

>progression

>japhet getting ass hurt that shit for brains are being shit for brains

>ghostfight.mp3

>warriorsglassclink.png

>smashing through ghouls with level 20 characters, I have no right to be this powerful

>redo the area after it forces me out so I can get all the secret shit in the houses

>stupid fucking cat shut up

>walk all the way back up into the library

>climb all the way the fuck up there while pushing whales to the side like they're pin cushions

>japhet puts up a meager fight

>"now witness my true form"

>toxic.webm

>crucemsanctumsubiit.mp4

>ogresarelikeonions.tiff

>toss his body into a ravine as he's being whisked away to hell by zamiel

>Unlike the first boss, I don't care about japhet because he was a cat at some point and he makes a really silly bird tweet when he talks

>re-tread the purified zone 2, everything fucking sucks

>walking through the supermarket getting items nearly fucking kills my entire party because I got careless on one group of secretaries

>use a bunch of silver fleshes and heals before proceeding

>next room has a save point

>this happens to me twice in two different spots

>Don't redo because I'm not a pussy

>I have like 360000 gold at this point anyway

>finish the zone, find judge at the top of the library

>he's meowing like an annoying cat would

>fucking end it

>go to zone 0 to check in on zacharie

>accidentally just walk straight into the first room

>stairs

>something new?

>go into a weird mineshaft looking thing

>there's a swan thing on the ground, tons of coke, and a coked-up crackwhore on the wall

>Batter says something really cool

>have an extremely underwhelming fight with a weird anime girl

>"tell zach hi"

>"go fuck yourself"

>zach animes at me for killing her

>I get equipment that I suspected would carry me through the rest of the game for the fact that it was so much more expensive than anything else thus far

>wouldn't you know it, it's only beaten by endgame equipment

>>14180806

Don't cry, monster, you became a monster because you didn't want to cry anymore. I chose to end the thread because I couldn't find the time and I just wanted to finish the game to experience it all.

>>14180862

MRA's are cucks anyway. Men don't need to protect their own rights when biological reality is a much more powerful tool at our disposal. Root of all evil is money, and money loving degenerates who happen to be kikes who taught our women not to love and go full degenerate just to deconstruct family to destroy the white race.

Only by disposing of kikes and their teachings those women can be free. Working inside of jewish system, trying to make up some "rights for men" is insult to the nature itself.

>zone 3; brought to you by graphpaper

>walk into a room

>run up to a guy

>"did you know that"

>don't care

>run past him

>fight a group of enemies

>smash them through and through

>warped back out

>what the fuck

>run in again

>itkeepshappening.jpg

>go back to the other area

>pick up a note on a table

>then go back to the room

>"press shift, dummy."

>hey fuck you guy

>slowly make my way up to the first room I can

>meowinfrench.mp3

>okay getting the fuck out of– hey it's zach

>"I'm your favorite judge"

>"No you're not"

>"please go"

>go to the next room to the left after several slight missteps

>ONIONS HAVE LAYERS

>I now decide to read the classes of all the characters

>savior

>father

>son

>holy spirit

>neat.png

>newest party member thankfully is leveled to where we are

>at level 22 it has the ability to destroy everything on the field for what is a meager cost with the infrequency of battles

>also provides buffs

>this is the bard of the party

>go back to zach

>"shit's fucked"

>"oh shit, you better go to the next part then"

>k

>run over to zone 2

>"here's a free item"

>G R E A T

>"I'll be in this building here"

>G R E A T

>"also I sell things over here"

>G R E A T

>it's all trash compared to my secret equipment

>slide around area 2, the puzzles are bruteforceable from here on it seems

>"what is the name of this enemy"

>fuck

>go back to fight the guy

>"Von Gacy"

>spend 3 minutes looking for a space

>finally get past this very cerebral challenge

>shitheads are fighting back

>they bite the hand that saves them

>area purified

>"go to zone 3"

>for the love of god take off the cat head

>zone 3

>fall down a pipe

>well this is okay

>"it puts the sugar in the basket"

>get me outta here

>guy is just stuffing bodies into an oven

>"hey we make sugar out of dead guys"

>SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

>I absolutely do not care for these cannibalistic heathens

>fall back through and come out again to go down the pipe again

>get more secret stuff for my efforts

>dump it all on batter once more

>"hey you look okay, get in"

>zach please take off the cat mask you killed a toad king or something and wear his face like a party mask, that one's cooler to talk about

>the train have stopped to move

>kill employee of the quarter

>the train have started to move?

>zone 4

>silent hill section

>"shit's locked"

>"shit's locked"

>"shit's locked"

>oh hey this is

>a brick wall

>pick up a music box

>Weird music comes out, fucking stow that shit

>run all over opening every door

>"hey, check your readme"

>oh fuck really

>it'sasecret.mp4

>through trial and error, putting the correct code in twice, and it only being accepted the last time, progression

>go down the stairs

>"don't go this way"

>"don't go this way"

>"don't go this way"

>this is it luigi

>weirdly shaped platforms for no reason

>I hope I don't have to run back through this

>oh fuck it's kingpin

>that voice is fucking silly for his dumb face

>a whopping two frame reversed animation to intimidate me

>small little grabby hands like he's flopping over the table trying to grab at me

>don't want to kill this guy, but he is talking about a lot of heretical shit like playing god

>"I better run"

>fuck that

>"I better run"

>f-fuck that

>"fucking run you kike"

>okay

>run away

>"I AM THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH"

>fuckfuckfuckfuck

>Psychokiller.flac

>make it out by the skin of my teeth

>walk down to the tram

>IT'S NOT OVER YET

>have my bard buff the batter, who will not fucking stop missing every single homerun

>decide to buff alpha

>batter hits

>alpha misses

>oh I see I set them all to retarded.

>Omega is just holding on by virtue of negating defense despite the fact that he does no damage

>eventually win, with no fear because I have thousands of points in health and smough can't really do anything substantial

>"you're erasing the areas"

>I'm on a mission from god

>"I'm on a mission from rimmanah"

>FOX

>DIIIIIE

>zone 3 retread time

>big babies are destroying me

>kill them just as fast anyway

>imagine the thought of a baby smacking a batter across the room into the wall, the batter getting up, bones all broken and nose pouring out blood as he winds up and swings away into the baby's face, exploding its brains all over the wall

>and then two more babies come over and proceed to smack the batter in unison

>and his onion rings have to do their best to slice up the babies just as well

>eventually the levels just start pouring in and I can't even hear the sobs of my party anymore

>struggle through, eventually get to the final area

>getting suplexed by babies into the void while searching for a secret room

>exhausted, finally decide to call it a quits and enter the room I started from

>It's the secret room

>ohboy

>save, pick up items, save

>whatastorymark.exe

I'll leave it on this note for tonight, I'm getting tired and I want to at least save this for a little while longer. I'm sorry I couldn't revive OFF for people, but maybe there'll be another anon a ways down the line, someone who hasn't experienced it, and we can revel in the joy of streaming it with him or something of that nature.

>>14180977

Hey, I played it through in one sitting after the last thread.

The real question is, what the fuck is wrong with french people? Why d they keep making fucked-up shit that makes no sense?

>>14180882

>t. traitor

>>14180982

Stop trying to understand and just follow orders.

>>14180992

THERE IS NOTHING TO UNDERSTAND

NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE

>>14180992

>>14180997

Guys, hold the fuck up. Are your legs okay?

>>14181000

The only accident I fear is you falling into a vat of acid while I wear your moron face as a party mask.

>>14181101

Mortis said that this isn't the case.

>>14181139

Come on, let me have my fun.