2e9f10 No.14112670
This is your life
A battlefield telling you who you are
Bayonetta, this is your time
You gonna sparkle,
You gonna shine
Girl when you fight,
it looks like a dance
You are == magic = , you're == magic ==
67a4bd No.14112676
Unless she sits on my face I aint interested
2e9f10 No.14112705
>>14112676
Bayonetta is pure and would never.
ebe688 No.14112962
2e9f10 No.14113565
>>14112962
Anon, now is not the time to share your fetish, this is a straight thread
a5a865 No.14113604
>>14112670
MOOOOOON RIVER
WIDER THAN A MILE
I'M CROSSING YOU IN STYLE
SOMEDAAAAAAY
learn to red text faggot.
52ad27 No.14113650
>>14112676
That's a waste of a good woman and your purpose as a male. She's supposed to sit on your dick, while it's inside her vagina.
b02147 No.14113721
I have a fever, and the only cure is more dead furries.
17d9af No.14113917
So now that Bayo is a nintendo IP will we get to see girls dress up as her in Nintendo land?
ae6deb No.14114125
I want to get into Bayonetta :^)
I finished Bayo 2 yesterday for the first time on Climax 1, have not touched the first one, how do I git gud? maybe I'll try finishing the extra lost chapters before starting again or should I go for the first game? Only have a Pii U, PC is not to spec
a5a865 No.14114132
2e9f10 No.14114381
>>14114125
Why the fuck would you play bayo 2 before 1?
8498ef No.14114404
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>>14114125
I'd say jump right into Bayo 1.
On higher difficulties, Bayo 2's enemies dodge and block 99% of your attacks unless you're in Witch Time. This means a lot of battles have you waiting for the enemies to attack just so you can dodge them and trigger Witch Time. Your normal attacks are also nerfed to balance the addition of Umbran Climax, and that made stronger enemies a boring grind. So I'd say don't bother with the Lost Chapters. But if you do, use the Bracelet of Time so you can trigger Witch Time without waiting for the enemies to attack.
You can be a lot more aggressive in Bayo 1. Enemies have more obvious sound/visual cues and they don't block your attacks nearly as often as Bayo 2's enemies. As >>14114132 suggested, learn Dodge Offset, which lets you pump out as much Wicked Weaves as possible.
Also, with the exception of 2 overly long minigames, Bayo 1 just has a better flow. The craziness escalates at a very satisfying pace until the end where it cannot get any crazier, try to play it without getting spoiled.
f85281 No.14114424
The only reason I'm considering getting a switch
a5a865 No.14114488
>>14114424
Same here. I was completely fine ignoring the damn console but nintendo has forced my hand.
cb17af No.14114564
>>14113650
I don't think you'd have a choice in the matter with Bayonetta.
ae6deb No.14114606
>>14114381
I bought a used Wii U for cheap and then bayo 2 at a store on an impulse buy was like 40% off, knew about the edition with both discs but decided if I liked it I could always buy the first one digital or pirate it down the line.
>>14114132
>>14114404
Ok, looking into dodge offset already, and Bayo 1 sounds great, I'll play thorugh it before returning to Bayo 2 see if I can appreciate it more.
> try to play it without getting spoiled.
Oh…
I saw the Bloody fate movie to get up to speed on what was happening on Bayo 2, but playing the game must be and entirely different thing, so no biggie.
>>14114424
I wanted a Switch for No More Heroes 3, but that hasn't excited me enough to pull the trigger, neither does Bayonetta honestly, hoping that changes, but I'm not seeing myself buying another console in the near future.
f85281 No.14114665
Out of pure interest, do you guys prefer short or long hair?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14789341
I prefer short
>>14114606
I mean there's no point in getting it until the games are actually out.
67a267 No.14114677
>>14114564
Unless you're Rodin. So, to tap Bayo, you must be at least as strong as Rodin.
52ad27 No.14114724
>>14114552
>Being one with such a small penis or an inability to talk to a female.
>>14114564
I get a feeling Bayo is actually pretty feminine in bed, or vanilla. Because you'd probably have to go through hell to make her like you that much. She'd be really high maintenence as well.
52ad27 No.14114739
>>14114677
Rodin's a cool guy but still a nigger. Besides Bayo prefer human men anyway.
ae6deb No.14114759
>>14114739
>Average /v/irgin
>Human
44fd64 No.14114830
>>14114724
Apparently Kamiya gets really pissed when he sees r34 of submissive Bayonetta, guy insists she'd be dominant.
6094f3 No.14114909
>>14112676
What if your 2d/3d-polygonal wife came alive and was interested in you enough to sit on you but every time she does that she farts really loudly and disgustingly, would you stay true to her
6a0d50 No.14114912
>>14114724
>wanting to make my girl as wet as possible to the point where she begs for it is sign of a small dick
Get a loaf of this beta.
17d9af No.14114971
>>14114912
This. Getting a girl so turned on she is literally shaking is an amazing feeling especially since they normally let you do whatever you want after.
cb17af No.14114994
>>14114759
When it comes to sexual fantasies, most /v/ posters seem to be average, in that they like vanilla shit.
>>14114677
>>14114739
I thought Bayo wanted to fuck Luka.
67a4bd No.14115020
>>14114909
>implying that's not my fetish
67a267 No.14115028
>>14114994
I get the feeling that she likes to tease him but nothing beyond that. I've meet girls like that.
b3d984 No.14115318
>>14112670
>Bayo finally gets ported into Steam
>No TF2 cosmetic
>Even though the game is reaching relevancy to get cameos and/or references.
At least give the dead body a nice rose.
a5a865 No.14115384
>>14115318
I hope this is some elaborate bait.
b3d984 No.14115402
>>14115384
What? I was expecting promotional shitty items on tf2 because it became some sort of tradition.
661feb No.14118593
Can you name one (1) female character as well written as Bayo in the last 10 years?
49e3b9 No.14118647
>>14115028
c'mon anon tell us her name sage for offtopic
b3d984 No.14122579
>>14112670
Spoiler:
Black man becomes an enemy
0fe787 No.14122601
>>14114665
short for sass and smug
long for sexy poses
2ae508 No.14122665
>>14122659
Hideki is chad. PC idiot :^)
a5a865 No.14122684
>>14122659
I see kamiya's shitposting was effective.
284ede No.14122687
284ede No.14122704
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>>14122684
I'll be playing Bayo 3 for free by the end of 2019 and they won't see a single cent from me.
2e9f10 No.14123035
>>14122704
>Cemu
>Switch hardware anything like Wiiu
Go back to half chan retard.
b2e8cb No.14123211
>>14114665
Short, only because I'm not a fan of the weird thing she's got going on top.
e36dac No.14123274
Bayo is just poor man's DMC3, with protag being ugly crossdressing hideo kojima.
Why the fuck it is so praised in these parts?
284ede No.14123382
>>14123035
CEMU can run it well and the Switch is already being exploited.
384e6c No.14123485
>>14114424
Just wait till the eventual emulator that will surface since we've had the source code to the console for over a year now.
384e6c No.14123495
>>14114665
Old bayo was better in every way except in hair. her look in 1 is downright inspired and that didn't carry into 2 very well where she looks like a fucking clown. Everything in Bayo 1 thematically and mechanically made sense unlike 2. And I doubt this will improve in 3.
ef4243 No.14123516
>>14123274
Nintoddlers with nothing else to play.
384e6c No.14123531
>>14123516
Bayo 1 was a Sega release retard.
13ebe0 No.14125435
>>14114665
Bayonetta 2 and Pai Chan in DoA5 taught me that short hair can be extremely attractive.
2e9f10 No.14126580
>>14123382
>Cemu can run bayonneta 3 well
What?
>>14123274
>It's not as good as literally the best game in the genre so it's shit
Bayo 1 is 2nd only to DMC 3 but that still makes it top tier faggot.
>>14123516
>Le console war half chan buzzwords
0b3853 No.14126829
>>14114424
emulators soon brother
0b3853 No.14126984
Hows the hacking coming along?
Can we run PS2 and GC on it yet??
a180d2 No.14127059
3808d9 No.14127623
>tfw I played Bayonetta today
384e6c No.14128358
Really though does anybody give a shit about bayo 2 at this point? It's just a worse bayo 1. I mean it's still a decent game but the developer dream team is gone and the mechanics are shittier. I have no hopes for bayo 3 and I hope to god faggots here don't lap that shit up just because it has sex appeal. A bad game is a bad game regardless.
a5a865 No.14128409
>>14128358
I should hope no one here like bayo for the sex appeal, cause she really isn't too attractive in game.
284ede No.14128559
>>14128358
>I hope to god faggots here don't lap that shit up just because it has sex appeal.
They'll lap it up because its Japanese and Switch exclusive instead.
a48030 No.14134600
>>14128409
>I should hope no one here like bayo for the sex appeal
What about this whole thread?
ac21d2 No.14134997
>>14114665
Long hair from a design perspective. Hair from her head lines around her suit and goes down her sleeves. For short hair, she summons her cut hair from nowhere to form a suit.
Either way she's magic, but one design is more explicit about the relation between her suit and hair than the other.
b02147 No.14135071
>>14123382
>CEMU can run it well
What does that have to do with anything? God you're so retarded it's not even funny.
d501eb No.14135327
>>14114665
Long, because short hair implies her suit is body hair then.
384e6c No.14145189
>>14135071
It shows there's a community willing to do it dipshit.
a48030 No.14163021
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WHY IS BAYONETTA ONLY FOR SHITENDO SHIT?!!1'1??
3b109f No.14163065
>>14163021
because of nintendo
also because that series of games area niche now so the devs will takes nintendos money to keep floating instead of going mutiplat and getting more money
20a619 No.14163104
>>14163021
Ok, let's put it this way then:
You can either have a) new Bayonetta game on Nintendo or b) no new Bayonetta game.
5d39df No.14163881
>>14163021
because normies don't deserve play this game
Go to play fifa in your PS4
0afe33 No.14163884
>>14163881
>nintendo
>not for the normalfags
1a2fa0 No.14163890
>Pirate game X
>"Game X is good"
>Don't buy it
>"waaaaahhhhhh devs don't make games like X anymore, I'm glad the industry is dying"
>Gets surprised devs still focus on consoles, which at least have a longer pirate-free time, instead of bringing games to PC
Every time
384e6c No.14164130
>>14163104
I choose no new Bayonetta game. 2 was a downgrade and it would be better for a franchise such as Bayonetta to die before it goes to shit.
c3a255 No.14164266
Anyone know if the Bayonetta PC port made any profit? I hope it could create an incentive for more quality ports.
c3a255 No.14164269
384e6c No.14164656
>>14163890
>piracy is not wanting a heap of shit console
If they put their shit on the PC market I would probably buy it. But as it stands I don't support kikery regardless if a game is good.
6ef244 No.14167297
>>14164266
It did. Mr.Blocked himself thanked all of the PC users for such a great turn out.
a48030 No.14167809
>>14163881
>because normies don't deserve play this game
>Go to play fifa in your PS4
>normies
>nintendo
>sony
What did you mean by that?