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4453e9 No.14093054
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/27/army-and-homeland-security-prepping-teachers-for-gunman-at-door.html
>The U.S. Army and the Department of Homeland Security have created a computer-based simulator that trains teachers on how best to react in an active-shooter situation.
>It allows users to see through the eyes of a teacher, pupil, police officer or gunman.
>You can play as the gunman.
>The project is called Enhanced Dynamic Geo-Social Environment.
>EDGE
are they fucking with us?
5a4064 No.14093093
There's been a school level for Postal 2 for years now.
52294f No.14093094
>>14093054
This is why you don't fuck with meme magic. Post Evan and supreme gentleman edits.
c86e14 No.14093104
>reading that controlled-opposition rag
846eaf No.14093115
>"The artificial intelligence makes the students panic and run!"
I miss my smug folder.
a8c8a7 No.14093132
Does it have multiplayer? This seems like it could make a very interesting asymmetrical pseudo-horror game.
58d86a No.14093153
Can't wait for a leak when the teachers get it.
Will be some good training.
089b62 No.14093160
>>14093054
>the game lets you practice for the high score
Gee, what could go wrong?
c11709 No.14093171
>>14093160
nothing,its fiction
c407b2 No.14093172
>>14093054
>based on testimony from Sandy Hoax
Not realistic enough.
6e6166 No.14093175
>>14093132
https://www.dhs.gov/science-and-technology/enhanced-dynamic-geo-social-environment-edge
it has online multiplayer and its made in unreal engine. Can't figure out where you would get it.
cf627f No.14093181
>>14093054
Could it be Super Columbine Massace 3D?
13c77d No.14093190
>>14093054
why didn't you listen?
25bf2a No.14093197
>>14093054
Custom campaings with mods when?
70f963 No.14093200
>>14093054
Lmao, are they genuine about it?
this has to be a joke.
c3fe19 No.14093210
Where can I download this? Can we make custom maps?
bd3cc1 No.14093212
>>14093175
>SWAT vs gunman multiplayer in a target rich environment
This actually sounds really good.
2563e8 No.14093214
>>14093175
>it has online multiplayer
Someone has to host that shit right now
>SamuelHydeen has joined the game
>Supreme gentleman killing only women
>Survival mode where you have to hide in a class room while dying, autistic NPC's hold on to life just to tell the shooter that you're hiding in the closet
afb66a No.14093217
2018 is going to be an incredible year
57afa1 No.14093218
>>14093190
He wasn't wrong. Violent games are shit. There's a reason why Tetris is considered the absolutely perfect game, but something such as Grand Theft Auto isn't and never will be by anyone with more than two braincells.
5da64f No.14093220
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14093200
have some streamed gameplay
bd3cc1 No.14093228
b760d7 No.14093233
There is no fucking way this isn't a joke holy shit
17dc6a No.14093238
>>14093054
this looks like Owen Middle School or Owen High in North Carolina
afb66a No.14093239
>>14093220
I can't wait to play this
ae4ff9 No.14093240
>>14093175
>>14093210
Nigger, the page has a guide for this shit. Surely there's at least one anon working for one of these.
13c77d No.14093254
>>14093218
>3smert5thisboard
c3fe19 No.14093258
>>14093240
8CHAN GAMENIGHT WHEN=
930736 No.14093267
>>14093214
>SamuelHydeen has joined the game
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>14093233
I hope with all my fucking heart that it's not. I don't know how anyone hadn't thought of this.
60fa8f No.14093271
>>14093054
>yfw it's better designed than rainbow six
2563e8 No.14093282
>>14093240
>You basically have to impersonate a LEO
Fuck it, just pretend to be one of those navajo firefighters.
afb66a No.14093289
>2018 will be the year when we can shoot npcs in a virtual school instead of irl
i need some time to process this fully.
ad0e96 No.14093306
>>14093289
>long awaited school shooting simulator finally arriving
>won't be regarded as extremely offensive and bad taste because it'll be a government project for training
5da64f No.14093309
The only way this would be better is if you could mod it
>replace death sound with "OW THE EDGE" turned up to speaker-destroying volume
>choose from multiple shooters, including Sam Hyde, Supreme Gentleman, MoonMan, Notim Pourtant and Muhammad Al-Terrorist, each with their own unique playstyles, strengths and drawbacks
>Supreme Gentleman gets extra points for women
>Muhammad only gets a knife an acid-splash attack but 50% movement speed bonus and explodes on death
ae4ff9 No.14093310
>>14093220
>up to 40 player co-op
34e831 No.14093316
>>14093054
GAME OF THE YEAR
13c77d No.14093318
>>14093220
>>14093240
>8GB minimum for that
nigga how?
this shit looks like a 5 year old xbox game
35244c No.14093319
Speedrun when? As anyone know if you aren't fast enough the cops will get to the school before you are done.
afb66a No.14093325
>create custom scenarios
>recreate VT shooting, columbine, sandy hook, Pulse shooting, etc.
Try and beat the incumbent high score.
Oh boy oh boy, do you guys think you could beat Paddock or Breivik?
ae4ff9 No.14093332
>>14093220
>interactive whiteboards for planning shit out
There's no way people will exploit this.
773977 No.14093334
>>14093240
>how to obtain EDGE
70f963 No.14093340
>>14093220
Is that a tranny playing it?
>>14093325
pic related
5a132e No.14093347
>trains teachers on how best to react in an active-shooter situation
Well, they should pull out their own gun and shoot him, of course! If that fails, the students should pull out their own guns and shoot him. Or shoot the teacher when they get an A-, or each other because they cut in line or stole your pencil.
In fact, the best possible resolution is that the gunman bursts into the school and finds that everyone is already dead because they all shot each other. That way, nobody is killed by a bad guy!
9a2122 No.14093353
>Decent graphics
>SWAT like gameplay
>E.D.G.E.
At first I thought this would be something to train MK Ultra fucks. However, it is clear that someone just made a school shooting simulator and tricked the Army/Homeland Security into funding it.
Is there an option for the teachers to be armed?
1f99db No.14093357
>>14093054
The real question though is if you can play as a trap in it?
d34a65 No.14093362
c3fe19 No.14093366
>>14093357
reported for faggotry
d34a65 No.14093370
>>14093366
reported for copying me
0c8a8c No.14093373
c3fe19 No.14093374
34e831 No.14093375
> Is there an option for the teachers to be armed?
> Open carry state option toggle
> One makes it much harder for the shooter than the other.
> liberals btfo
b3ce89 No.14093376
>>14093362
>>14093366
>implying trannies wouldn't be the most common school shooter
560098 No.14093377
>>14093370
reported for announcing reports
34e831 No.14093378
>>14093377
Reported for those digits
52294f No.14093385
>>14093254
I love this webm
>>14093258
Tell me there is multiplayer, or that someone can mod it in somehow.
2fb187 No.14093387
>>14093378
Reported for lack of digits
34e831 No.14093390
> tfw you are anticipating the inevitable mod of Moon Man at an inner-city school
> The students are all armed and the cops never arrive
ad0e96 No.14093392
>>14093054
also
>linking disney news
what the fuck
45acfd No.14093396
>>14093220
>White board for planning
>Also can set fires
>Can also play as fire fighters
Will this be GOTY?
afb66a No.14093397
>>14093385
>>14093310
watch the damn video jeez
52294f No.14093401
>>14093397
I'M FUCKING READY TO LEVEL UP
d34a65 No.14093403
>>14093387
reported for reporting for lack of digits while lacking digits yourself
5a132e No.14093404
>>14093375
>Is there an option for the teachers to be armed?
Only if there's an option for a teacher to be the shooter.
81f9b4 No.14093412
>>14093175
>SWAT 5 is being funded by our tax dollars
This is absolutely hilarious and I totally want to try it. The fireman sim module look cool too.
2d62eb No.14093413
>>14093347
"muh gunz r bad because bad people do bad things"
Begone leftypol
0eb007 No.14093419
this game the next moonbase alpha?
52294f No.14093420
>>14093413
>feeding the trolls
Stop it.
34e831 No.14093423
>>14093404
I have no problem with this.
Fuck, there needs to be a Mexican Standoff multiplayer mod.
a9102a No.14093428
someone get me a download
81f9b4 No.14093429
>>14093392
Disney doesn't own Fox News or Sports you dork. They bought the movie production company.
ae1a84 No.14093433
A game better played in real life.
52294f No.14093441
>>14093433
agreed fellow gentleman.
e648a8 No.14093445
>>14093419
>Unreal engine
CAN CONFIRM FOR MOON VOICE
5a132e No.14093451
>>14093423
Cool. Let's get the kids all armed, too. Then you play as the cops. Who's the active shooter? ALL of them. Now you can't miss, you stormtrooper in police blues.
29b058 No.14093456
>>14093054
Might as well teach people how to react to the false flag murder of your own citizens.
891f15 No.14093458
>>14093220
>Classes.
>Races.
>40 players.
>multi-channel chat, with notes.
>The white board.
>All made by Homeland Security
it hasn't been three days and goty 2018 is already here
81f9b4 No.14093464
>>14093240
>volunteer fire fighting organizations
DO WE HAVE ANY VOLUNTEER FIRE FIGHTERS?
e648a8 No.14093465
REAL FUCKING QUESTION THOUGH, NOT BEING AN EDGY FAGGOT
DID THEY LEAVE THE UNREAL ENGINE TTS ENGINE ACTIVE FOR TEXT CHAT?
ad0e96 No.14093470
>>14093458
>All made by Homeland Security
Seriously, I won't touch this simulator unless they hand over the source code.
e648a8 No.14093476
>>14093470
Sandbox it dummy.
34e831 No.14093478
>>14093451
The funny thing is I get the feeling you don't actually want this.
5a132e No.14093498
>>14093478
Nah, I don't really play shooters. But it would be pretty funny to watch. PUBG, except they're all schoolchildren.
e648a8 No.14093503
WAIT WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME THERE WAS GOING TO BE A MOONBASE ALPHA 2?
e648a8 No.14093506
>>14093503
oh it didn't happen
891f15 No.14093509
>>14093470
Well, it ain't just Homeland Security.
81f9b4 No.14093512
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Oh God, I want this game so badly.
34e831 No.14093513
I mean this just has so many possibilities.
like, if the shooter manages to do the impossible and win do they get comped sushi?
d61511 No.14093521
Got a game mode idea:
RWDS vs ZOGbots
RWDS has to kill all nigger and spic kids while ZOGbots have to kill Whites and Asians. The winner is the one with the most points.
e648a8 No.14093523
>>14093513
No they get to ride in the FBI party van
d98076 No.14093529
I am unironically looking forward to this. This looks like legit fun, specially if /v/ made his own server.
34e831 No.14093532
> Post YFW CIA Niggers saved AAA gaming in 2018 on your tax dollars
930736 No.14093533
>>14093509
The fuck is conquest of darkness? I search it quick and all I got was some spic book and some paper about army night vision.
fa60b4 No.14093535
>>14093529
<There's multiple roles including firefighters
<Escorting firefighters to deal with fire and shooting any gunmen getting in
This is actually really cool.
13c77d No.14093542
>>14093509
Andorra is involved?
9bfa0f No.14093543
>>14093533
Looks like a unit patch.
9da6e5 No.14093552
<then
<"violent videogames will create school shooters!"
>now
>the fucking army is making a school shooting sim
I'm not saying current year+2 is good but that's one thing it has over the past now.
13c77d No.14093553
>>14093542
>>14093509
plot thickens
it could be either or a coalition of all
0eb007 No.14093554
Could homeland security raid your ass for having this game?
fa60b4 No.14093559
>>14093554
I will live on the EDGE to find that out :^)
c3fe19 No.14093563
>inb4 someone turns the school shooters into cute japanese girls with guns
d61511 No.14093565
>>14093553
>chad is involved
No wonder the game looks fun.
64423e No.14093567
>>14093220
>School shooting game
>Created by the US Army
>Sanctioned by the Governmment
>It's called
>After all the butthurt from fan creations
>It actually looks good
THIS FUCKING TIMELINE IS AMAZING HOLY SHIT, GAMENIGHT WHEN?
109176 No.14093573
>>14093172
>she was able to separate herself
64423e No.14093574
>>14093565
Back to >>>/facebook/ you fucking cancer.
d61511 No.14093576
34e831 No.14093578
>>14093563
> The teachers are H game model teachers
> The students are all Japanese schoolgirls
> The shooter and cops are all waifu tier
Mods for this are going to be beautiful.
351247 No.14093579
2018 IS ALREADY BEST YEAR
13c77d No.14093582
>>14093533
Bio-Inspired Sensors and Optoelectronics Lab (BISOL)
64423e No.14093585
9bfa0f No.14093586
>>14093543
>>14093533
Yeah it's these guys:
https://www.cerdec.army.mil/
>Communications-Electronics Research, Development, and Engineering Center, Night Vision and Electronic Sensors Directorate
>NVESD exploits sensor and sensor suite technologies to:
>See, acquire, and target opposing forces, day or night, under adverse battlefield environments
>Deny the enemy the same capabilities through electro-optic means and/or camouflage, concealment and deception
>Provide capabilities for night driving and pilotage
>Detect, neutralize, clear and mark explosive hazards including minefields and unexploded ordnance
>Protect forward troops, fixed installations and rear echelons from enemy intrusion
I haven't seen the whole video yet but I bet they were just consulting on specifics.
cb3add No.14093592
TORRENT WHERE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS?????
54a452 No.14093599
>>14093592
torrenting a game funded by homeland security may not be a very good idea
ea44b7 No.14093601
>>14093563
>posting the sample
For you anon.
95d0d4 No.14093608
We need a banner related to this, it's just too good.
cb3add No.14093610
>>14093599
I CAN STAY ANONYMOUS
MY TAX DOLLARS FUCKING PAID FOR THIS ANYWAY
6d457d No.14093613
>>14093599
we just need to convince the government it is in their best interests to let civilians play so they can know what to do in such a situation.
6680ee No.14093617
>>14093318
>4GB available hard disk space
>minimum requirement is 8GB RAM
b67dc6 No.14093619
>tfw map development kits released
bb448c No.14093620
>>14093563
>japanese
>posts a human
549713 No.14093623
>>14093258
/radcorp/ here, we'll happily host it if it ever gets leaked.
0a77e9 No.14093625
>>14093592
Torrents are even less anonymous than hosted downloads ya nigger
cb3add No.14093633
>>14093625
only if you don't know how to setup your client to work anonymously via vpn
fa60b4 No.14093635
Can't download it without being logged in.
afb66a No.14093651
>>14093635
share it with us asap, this must be 8chan's gamenight for the next few months at least
e78436 No.14093652
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play. How extensive is the map, weapon and kit selection? It would be amazing if it covered everything from No Russian to the Supreme Gentleman.
d61511 No.14093654
>>14093635
We need some Russian hackers to do it.
292cf9 No.14093656
>>14093115
>>14093054
There should be a killstreaks reward and perk system.
<Tier 1:
>Be able to look at other streams from outside bystanders and kids within the building by using your mobile phone
<Tier 2:
>Drone attack
cfb978 No.14093657
>Can't be an armed teacher
Fuck the idea of having an armed responsible citizen, best wait too long for the cops to possibly show up.
81f9b4 No.14093659
>>14093635
Check it out dude. We need to know if it can be done without an account and whether it can be shared.
cfb978 No.14093663
>>14093635
Just hide yourself best you can, make sure it can be played by anyone, then dump it across the internet.
292cf9 No.14093664
>>14093635
Use the browser inspector and ctrl+f for ".exe".
2a76f0 No.14093668
Will there be possible modifications?????
fa60b4 No.14093671
>>14093645
>>14093645
>>14093651
>>14093654
>>14093658
>>14093659
>>14093663
https://frs1.cesiedgetraining.com/app/#/download
As I said, I can't download the files unless I'm logged in, I'll look into it as hard as possible,
>>14093664
Real funny smart guy, but it's a form button that calls a script and it redirects to I assume another webpage.
549713 No.14093672
>>14093635
Gonna sleep, if you get it working and the thread has died stick a mirror in a post on /radcorp/. Be careful to check it doesn't have malware in it though.
afb66a No.14093678
could somebody hypothetically pose as a member of a local first responder group, maybe a volunteer firefighter, and request an account?
160af7 No.14093681
923981 No.14093682
when do we get a zombie mod
160af7 No.14093688
>>14093682
Zombies are reddit tier, fuck off
0eb007 No.14093690
>>14093671
>you still tried it
ayyyyy
afb66a No.14093692
>>14093682
>zombies
they're called normalfags
e2f61b No.14093693
Why must they lock this off from the public?
d098bc No.14093698
>>14093678
Posing as one seems like a retarded amount of risk for this. Please do not actually do it. I know a guy I can ask about getting it legitimately, and then see about sharing it. I'm sure there are other people on /v/ who know or are first responders, that seems like the smarter way to go.
81f9b4 No.14093700
>>14093678
This is our first priority.
DO WE HAVE ANY ANONS WHO WORK IN EMERGENCY SERVICES?
9bfa0f No.14093702
>>14093691
>underbarrel 60mm mortar
95d0d4 No.14093704
>>14093693
It's not thought and the newet build should be released by Spring
afb66a No.14093707
>>14093698
That's why i mentioned volunteer firefighter, obviously posing as your local sheriff in order to play video games is a bad idea. But please oh please get your friend to share it with us.
615a86 No.14093713
6bf753 No.14093716
>>14093691
an underbarrel mortar launcher would be badass
95d0d4 No.14093725
>>14093713
Nigger read the fucking OP and the article he posted
e648a8 No.14093729
>Tfw a game sounds actually genuinely fun to dick around in but is possible of getting you on a watchlist for drawing dicks on a whiteboard
0c87ad No.14093732
https://www.cesiedgetraining.com/
But it says the new version isn't out yet…
2a76f0 No.14093735
>>14093054
VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS SIMULATOR MODS, WHEN?
>>14093729
>but is possible of getting you on a watchlist for drawing dicks on a whiteboard
M8, you go to a fucking image board. Everyone on this sight is probably on a fucking watch-list.
e648a8 No.14093741
>>14093735
Yeah but I actually have a job where that could be a problem even though I have literally 0 interest in commiting an act that would mean I can't blay videogames or shitpost anymore.
e648a8 No.14093758
>>14093741
I mean, I like being a burgerman making burgers in burgerland
d61511 No.14093767
Looks like getting the server files might be a problem as well.
535835 No.14093771
If the teacher instructed her students to dogpile the shooter,does she win?
2a76f0 No.14093773
>>14093741
>hes a glow in the dark CIA/govt agent/SPOOK NIGGER
Terry would like a word with you.
e648a8 No.14093775
>>14093773
No man I make burgers.
e2f61b No.14093781
>>14093767
>extremely complex
They're probably some simple port options that normalfags are absolutely clueless about.
adf7cc No.14093783
>>14093767
It's government, they probably have to say that because most normalfags can't set a server up and the Union makes them give their IT guys work
e78436 No.14093793
>>14093767
>Extremely complex
In other words, they're required to give work to the union instead of just packaging an installer.
2a76f0 No.14093798
>>14093775
Sure you do, CIA. Do I get to bring friends to the burger joint?
615a86 No.14093800
>>14093725
It doesn't say anything about a public release you nigger, only making it available to schools in spring.
cb3add No.14093804
HEY RETARDS OUR BEST BET IS A FOIA REQUEST SINCE IM PRETTY SURE NOBODY KNOWS GOVT IT WILLING TO DO THIS SHIT
d61511 No.14093805
>>14093781
>>14093783
I meant this part mostly
>The Web Installer also requires additional server security verification and approvals by DHS. To request a DA, please use this form and select the Web installer type. Once a DA is on file and additional authorizations and approvals are obtained from DHS
3e462b No.14093807
>>14093691
I've never seen a public library used as a silencer before. Never underestimate the shushes if librarians I guess.
d5c077 No.14093810
>>14093741
>Posting about video games on a video games discussion board
>watch list
What fucking world do you live in
e648a8 No.14093818
>>14093810
A confusing one.
e4f0b2 No.14093821
>>14093810
gamers are all extremist nazis anon, didnt you know?
3e462b No.14093825
>>14093810
> posting on hatechan where violent gamers go to level up
You are already being watched.and I feel sorry for the poor bastards who have to watch
d098bc No.14093831
>>14093805
The LAN version would probably be good enough and doesn't have those restrictions.
afb66a No.14093839
okay negros, help me make this more convincing.
fa60b4 No.14093844
>>14093839
<airmail.cc
Not good enough.
a1afb7 No.14093845
>>14093054
>army and department of homeland security makes the best columbine game ever
>part of a project called EDGE
>mfw
Thanks, zogbots.
615a86 No.14093846
>>14093839
It's available to schools in Spring.
afb66a No.14093855
>>14093846
does this mean we can almost guarantee a leak by then?
9b788c No.14093864
>>14093839
> not taking the cheapest online college course 30 dollars can buy
> not using the cheap colleges email address you get to ask for an invite
> not buying a decent domain for 2 dollars and trying again
You gotta step up your cyber game UP anon. Them's rookie tries!
(give it a try anyway and abandon the email if it hits the fan)
37ac63 No.14093867
>>14093240
>>14093464
I know a couple people working for city government, a police officer in training, and a volunteer firefighter. What do I ask them?
afb66a No.14093870
>>14093864
I'm counting on the same retardation that allowed for a phishing email to compromise Congress
9b788c No.14093872
>>14093839
You can also just hit up Linked in, search for a teacher in bumfuck nowhere and then make an email in a sort of biggish service.
fa7c3b No.14093873
There should be a competitive mod where one team plays as muslim kids and other as white kids and each has to score up more kills - the muslim kids have AoE damage advantage, but the white kids have range and limited ammo.
d098bc No.14093877
>>14093855
Maybe. Most schools probably won't be hosting their own servers, but the client should leak. There's probably at least a few spergs working IT in schools that will be trying to get a copy specifically to leak it, so it just depends on how willing DHS is to let schools host servers themselves.
2a76f0 No.14093882
>>14093873
>not wanting a four way TDM score based game mode where muds, nogs, whites and roof koreans try to compete for the highest score
shiggyus maximus
9a2122 No.14093884
>>14093839
I would not go down the school route honestly. You can probably get a copy to leak by claiming your a volunteer firefighter that is interested in using this with his local police station. Use a email the references a department from some nowhere town and people will likely not ask too many questions.
Game night when?
2384fe No.14093887
The client will probably have a listen server in it anyway.
afb66a No.14093888
>>14093884
If it doesn't work it probably won't anyone else can easily try again in a day or two.
fa7c3b No.14093891
>>14093882
>Roof koreans with godly range
>ghetto thugs with hi-point trash guns unable to aim proper
Goodbye balance
2a76f0 No.14093898
>>14093891
It's a simulator, anon. We're going for accuracy here.
cfb978 No.14093903
>Whole building can catch on fire
>Big guys just running around starting fires on every floor
I always wanted a pyromaniac multiplayer game
d61511 No.14093915
>>14093903
>big guys need to grab the prize and to start the fire
>hotheads need to prevent it
I can see it happening.
80c77f No.14093927
>>14093891
>>14093898
Something like a 5:1 nog:gook ratio.
6680ee No.14093932
>>14093891
I don't know, maybe you can make niggers have better hip fire accuracy and make them sprint faster than usual but using more stamina.
Also they outnumber roof Koreans too.
afb66a No.14093941
>>14093935
>There will be an update to EDGE that is intended to teach pilots and flight attendants how to respond to potential hijacking threats
I can definitely see this happening.
4db50a No.14093945
School shooting games for me, but not for thee.
5da64f No.14093947
>>14093839
without an actual .edu email address and a school website with a staff page showing your name and face you're not going to get anywhere
5ad17d No.14093948
>anons going out of their way trying to get a murder simulator for a game night
I love all of you, you pathetic pieces of shit.
afb66a No.14093951
>>14093947
We'll have to see how uptight they are about distributing the software, but you're probably right. It was certainly worth the 0 effort attempt though.
fa60b4 No.14093954
>>14093948
I just want to be tacticool.
ae4ff9 No.14093956
>>14093951
>>14093947
If all else fails, we could always make our own.
cfb978 No.14093960
>>14093941
It just keeps getting better. All the ways to play. I can also imagine mods like civilians vs. military.
>inb4 the game comes out and is more successful with gamers then for trainers
81f9b4 No.14093961
>>14093947
How about we randomly select an IT guy off a school website, but use a private e-mail?
afb66a No.14093962
>>14093956
But a big part of the fun is knowing that taxpayer dollars funded the development of the game.
2a76f0 No.14093970
>>14093915
>mfw
>>14093948
Remember, you're here with us forever.
99bb43 No.14093973
>FPS where you kill people have been around for literal decades, including realistic sims
>People pretending a school shooter sim is sick
Why?
c3fe19 No.14093978
>mfw this becomes the next big hip popular thing and they add lootboxes
>fucking lootboxes
Hollow-point rounds for your weapons! Triple-barreled shotgun! GRENADES! Pre-order for 99,99
95d0d4 No.14093980
>>14093973
Normalfags are retards
Reminder that Buckley didn't intend for this comic to be ironic.
9b788c No.14093994
Remember
This was paid in part by you, the Taxpayer. We must immediately demand all source code and assets to be released on an open license as is our god given right as American citizens
44a638 No.14093998
>>14093054
Can I play as Sam?
afb66a No.14094000
>>14093994
this may be the best way to go, actually.
eb5b9b No.14094001
>>14093978
>they release skins and weapon cosmetics
>players host servers dedicated to showing off and trading rare drops
eb4420 No.14094002
>>14093681
you must be new here
9b788c No.14094003
>>14094000
The Trips of Patriotism have spoken!
bc7814 No.14094008
>>14093310
>co-op school shooter simulator
Would be like that Friday the 13th game where everyone is trying to lay traps for the school shooter and find items to escape. Columbine Mode for two school shooters instead of one.
e13f69 No.14094009
>>14093973
Outrage culture, it never fails.
95d0d4 No.14094018
THIS BETTER FUCKING HAPPEN IN SPRING!!!
bc7814 No.14094022
>>14094001
>murdered students randomly drop lunchboxes
>their lunchboxes are loot boxes for rare items
>faggot streamers will be buying lunchboxes and rolling for drops all day instead of playing the fucking game
1dfe0c No.14094038
>Those canned scream effects
wew
Is this going to be the ARMA of columbine games?
99bb43 No.14094039
>>14094022
>their lunchboxes are loot boxes for rare items
623c2e No.14094052
>>14093884
>>14093888
I hope this spawns a black comedy game about a luckless government IT worker that has to keep hundreds of channers from getting access to a government-made school shooter video game. Maybe with weird subtle hints in the background about what said game is actually for.
6e9b85 No.14094054
>>14093054
Why not go back 5 years early and just make it as a tf2 mod.
35244c No.14094055
>>14094022
>gov starts charging for the lootboxes
>soon the gov makes a decent amount of its revenue from swindling retards in videogames
I don't get why they haven't done this yet.
1954f2 No.14094062
>>14093465
>the last sound you hear before you die is AEIOU
e648a8 No.14094076
>>14094055
>Pay the national debt with south korean whales
afb66a No.14094082
ad0e96 No.14094083
>>14093603
LEVELED UP encode
aa73d5 No.14094087
>>14093603
>Killer standing on the stairs
>Outnumber him 10 to 1
>He can only fire twice before laboriously reloading
>Don't just rush him
/k/ is dissapoint.
1dfe0c No.14094088
>>14094081
The masks wouldn't look right in 3D
But yes, when
2bcf30 No.14094090
>>14094008
Shit man that would be awsome
afb66a No.14094092
>>14094083
At any time while he was reloading, any one of them could easily have disarmed him. I don't understand NPCs.
96f9f4 No.14094098
>>14094092
Well, I suppose in a real life situation the people would be too scared to do shit.
1dfe0c No.14094104
>>14094092
Well that one tried to offer herself to him, which could have worked
afb66a No.14094107
>>14094098
This is true for most people, I suppose, but when you are that close to death the sheer adrenaline rush can be enough to make you do crazy shit.
95d0d4 No.14094108
>>14094082
No dad pls
hes been dead for 5 years not
2bcf30 No.14094110
>>14094083
What's the movie mate?
3dc048 No.14094116
>>14093240
>>14093867
Honestly with a narrow distribution like that and content type like that, I strongly suspect any release has a watermark (If not big text displaying "LICENSED TO XYZ POLICE DEPARTMENT, NOT FOR EXTERNAL USE" at various points like the main menu, something subtle within the code) even if people do get ahold of a copy.
ad0e96 No.14094118
>>14094092
Maybe they're too shocked, that guy is their beloved, charming teacher who they didn't know was the one shooting up the building and they thought he was there to save them.
eb5b9b No.14094123
>>14094110
鉄道むすめ～鉄道制服コレクション
2bcf30 No.14094127
>>14093867
you need to get us a copy!
ad0e96 No.14094132
>>14094110
Let me give you some life advice to keep, it's called metadata.
9f15f8 No.14094138
>>14094092
it seem pretty realistic to me. without trying to be too edgy, as if i need to excuse myself in this thread it's just basic nature. Water buffalo outnumber lions by as much as 1000 to 1 and yet the lions still hunt the buffalo, there are still lions. The powergap between herbivore and hunter in this world is greater than most people understand. people complain about being tanken advantage of, killed, wronged by sociopaths time and again and yet they never dehumanize themselves and face to bloodshed in response.
775438 No.14094140
lets see if they send me a message back.
e648a8 No.14094156
>>14094140
Seems like a plan
1dfe0c No.14094157
>>14094140
>Todd
>Not Our Lord and Savior Acid Rain
afb66a No.14094167
>>14094140
I really hope this somehow works.
cfb978 No.14094170
>>14094140
Looks like you just started playing the game anon. Hope you can beat the SWAT team
8889bf No.14094175
>>14094140
RULE 1 AND 2 NEWFAG
9f15f8 No.14094176
>>14094140
Hope you were feeding your dog Tannerite.
bce7cf No.14094177
>>14094140
Godspeed, anon.
6d12a0 No.14094182
>>14093240
>tribal
>>14093623
same
>>14093599
>tfw fell for the college meme
>school is 90% niggers so far
>browsed /k/ on their wifi once without thinking
>i'll be first on their list
>>14093825
no, they deserve it
>>14093839
>>14093947
>without an actual .edu email address
In my experience an outlook or gmail address is good enough.
c203db No.14094183
>>14093220
random concealed carry can save the day?
can't wait to troll first responders with classic video game lines.
"shooter, what are your demands?"
"the flesh of fallen angels"
fucking CTs killed the hostage. fucking noobs
83b566 No.14094195
>doesn't even have ragdoll physics
>guns sound and feel like garbage
>doesn't have animations for half the shit you do
>school shooters with M416's and shit
>guns recoil downwards
The DHS, outdone by shitty ARMA 2 mods from 2011.
4008b9 No.14094196
>>14093175
This isn't exactly how I imagined SWAT 5 happening.
9dd5c8 No.14094203
>>14093613
Underrated post.
e13f69 No.14094206
>>14094195
They probably don't intend for it to actually be enjoyable. Maybe mods can help.
e648a8 No.14094210
>>14094206
Make all the children cartons of milk and the shooter a skeleton
06dc2d No.14094301
<Used to be a faggot that would have been disgusted by this
<Now spent a year here
<Actually looking forward to this leaking
Fuck you guys!!!
Do you prefer headpats or handholding?
0e8a6d No.14094302
>>14093839
>Anderson Behring
afb66a No.14094304
>>14094301
>spent a year here
is this the FBI plant
a00cd7 No.14094314
I don't see how this won't get out in the wild eventually, even if they add some weird DRM to it.
83b566 No.14094315
>>14094301
Hey FBI-kun, could you get us a copy of the game?
Pretty please?
34e831 No.14094316
>>14094140
Honesty is underrated. Good work, anon.
8f9711 No.14094318
06dc2d No.14094319
>>14094304
>>14094315
Would a plant really have this much of a shitty taste in games?
<My top 5 favorite games
>>14094314
I think the Feds are taking bets on how long it will be until the public gets ahold of it, or just "leak" it themselves for shits and giggles.
fcdbaf No.14094334
>>14094319
>this much of a shitty taste in games
Yes
afb66a No.14094336
>>14094319
>forgets to unspoiler
>pinktexts incorrectly
>clipboardimage.png
go back
34e831 No.14094337
>>14094319
> taken from a FBI computer algorithm to predict top 5 least suspect games to help fit in here
Checks out. Nothing to see here.
83b566 No.14094339
>>14094319
The game, FBI-kun. Now.
746fc4 No.14094350
>>14094319
GIVE US THE GAME
fe884a No.14094355
>US government made an Interesting Game than Most AAA Studio
WHAT THE FUCK
658a77 No.14094376
>>14093240
>Minimum specs
>8GB of RAM
>needs 1GB of GPU memory
>.NET garbage
BLOAT
L
O
A
T
fa60b4 No.14094379
>>14094376
The power of the unreal engine 4.
34e831 No.14094380
>>14094365
Every time I listen to Zappa I am surprised at how fucking woke that fucker was. He throws me a curveball with some fucking hippie shit now and then but that guy was sharp.
1328dc No.14094387
8d7c30 No.14094391
>>14094384
What is this supposed to be?
957727 No.14094405
do they have an ftp server?
1ac34c No.14094411
If there is a game night with this is everyone going to be Sam Hyde?
f2e0e5 No.14094421
>>14094116
Who gives a shit, once it's out what are they going to do? If my tax dollars were spent making this shit I want to be able to play it.
319f44 No.14094422
>>14093810
He's probably one of the mentioned watchers.
6d457d No.14094423
>>14094421
>implying you pay taxes
319f44 No.14094427
>>14093825
Imagine the glow in dark having to sift through an argument about ancients pots that two anons are jamming down each other's throat while wondering if it's a coded message.
06dc2d No.14094430
>>14094334
>>14094337
>>14094339
>>14094350
But, I'm not an FBI plant…now I know how Gook feels
fe884a No.14094433
any anons got the game already
00553e No.14094438
>>14093635
>tfw don't have any computers that meet the min. requirements anyways
honestly looks like a fun game
pretty sure it's already been done in GMOD though
082b52 No.14094440
>>14094438
how do you not have the minimum requirements? The biggest thing is the RAM.
907422 No.14094441
>mfw I know a cop who owes me one
Give me a couple of weeks lads.
658a77 No.14094444
>>14094062
WE HAVE TO SETUP THE PIPE LINE TO GAS THE JEWS.
7abe8e No.14094445
If I don't have the option to grab random items as a student to hit the shooter or to even block doors by pulling tables or filers, it won't be good enouth.
>>14093839
Don't we have CIA agents here? They would know if anyone here tries to get the game.
fa60b4 No.14094446
>>14094441
Bullshit, I don't believe it.
37ac63 No.14094448
00553e No.14094451
>>14094440
with PC gaming I am more interested in /vr/ stuff
only thing I own with that much RAM is my macbook
cc1df4 No.14094455
>>14093160
As other anons pointed out, this is like another SWAT game, except civilians can also be PC's. And SWAT isn't known to teach people to be taticool mass shooters.
319f44 No.14094457
>>14094107
You have to be a special breed of crazy (psychopath route) to disregard the hard-coded values of self preservation via herding and hiding (herbivore strategy) and instead risk your life to protect your own life and end the threat (carnivore strategy) or trained extremely well. This did not come easy at all before we had guns where the act of killing someone in self defense became arguably easier.
4d6c73 No.14094462
>>14093240
>tribal
Burgers, hop on your mobility scooters and give some indian some goon in exchange for the game then make it into a torrent
83b566 No.14094464
>>14094444
There goes Mark.
90c147 No.14094471
>>14094457
That doesn't seem right to me at all. I'm not a psychopath but every time I've had to deal with life-or-death my instinct was to violence or overpower the hell out of the problem.
A guy my size with my garbage agility can't run or hide, and I think my instinct knows that.
6fd8c8 No.14094484
I'm calling this as a hoax right now
cc1df4 No.14094485
>>14094471
The conversation chain started with a fictional movie. So yeah, he'll be incorrect.
319f44 No.14094487
>>14094471
>I'm not a psychopath
Something no one says at at all
>That doesn't seem right to me at all.
Well it's real. Otherwise plane hijackings would never be able to take place unless they smuggle a bomb onboard because people would just zerg swarm the threat if people all thought like cornered carnivores.
1f027c No.14094499
Cuckchan got word of this. Hope you guys don't mind sharing servers with them.
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/402147763
a9102a No.14094501
1954f2 No.14094502
>>14094487
The reason plane hijackings used to happen is because 99.999% of the time, the plane was held for a ransom.
9/11 changed the fucking game.
If you were on a plane with 100 other people and a couple ragheads stood up and started bumrushing the cockpit with knives, you bet your ass every man on that plane would throw himself in their way to be a hero.
Except for you, pussy.
1ac34c No.14094508
>>14094471
He's a soycuck whom will freeze immediately from a serious fight and has a fear of getting or being in arguments. It's actually not a good quality for him to have.
90c147 No.14094519
>>14094487
>Well it's real.
Then why did I pull a weapon-wielding attacker off someone and violence the hell of them literally last week?
>Something no one says at at all
So do I now not exist for two reasons then?
83b566 No.14094526
>>14094519
>pull a weapon-wielding attacker off of someone and violence the hell out of them
Well, you didn't need to punch your mother after she tried to butter your toast with that butter knife, and you also didn't need to punch her after that.
90c147 No.14094531
>>14094526
Truly masterful wit, there. No, a nigger attacked the bus driver with a length of pipe. I threw the nigger off the bus.
319f44 No.14094537
>>14094502
>plane hijackings
>ransom
Wrong. Most historical cases prior to 9/11 were for political asylum purposes, escape or propaganda by the hijackers themselves. There were only a few successful ransoming jackings and historical cases even go as far as six students from Philippines hijacking a plane to go stay in china during the Mindanao purges.
>9/11 changed the game
No it literally didn't 1994, terrorist were hijacked a plane to crash into the Eiffel tower but failed because they tried to do it on the strip and got GIGN-ed.
>>14094508
Keep assuming but I'm willing to best most if not all of you grew up in the west instead of some shitty third world country where security is a mess and confronting people who are armed and angry is basically everyday life.
>>14094519
>Then why did I pull a weapon-wielding attacker off someone and violence the hell of them literally last week?
All I can say is, try doing that in a country where people are not hardwired for civilization like the west is. You don't really know what you're on about if all you beating someone else up doesn't invite an entire village to come lynch you.
>So do I now not exist for two reasons then?
Because most normal people wouldn't assume that psychopathy would explain their deviancy from the norm. They would first attribute it to training, mental training even (remember, we're all not exact normalfags mentally) and even attribute it to personal properties such as your strength, confidence in beating the attacker and the lack of perceived preparedness from the attacker to go as far as you.
658a77 No.14094543
>>14094464
RIP in pepperoni cake jew.
319f44 No.14094544
>>14094542
> I live in the Balkans, fist fighting is like a family past-time, and a staple of a good community.
>fist fighting
Yeah that's what I'm saying. The default here is machetes and people end up maimed, not injured if they survive it.
90c147 No.14094566
>>14094544
>being an r-selected spic
Ah, that would explain it.
319f44 No.14094569
>>14094566
>spic
not even close, try again. I'll just say my country was already busy purging foreigners before spics were even a thing.
1ac34c No.14094576
>>14094537
>Keep assuming but I'm willing to best most if not all of you grew up in the west instead of some shitty third world country where security is a mess and confronting people who are armed and angry is basically everyday life.
Yeah and you wanna know what happened to weaklings like you? You got the shit beaten outta you and minorities basically walked all over you like the doormat that you are. Just because there isn't a threat of getting a knife in your throat doesn't give you an excuse to have the first instinct being to freeze and shy away.
fc861e No.14094583
319f44 No.14094588
>>14094576
You see this is the part that tells me you're not tough at all. Because anyone wielding a knife here would first consider the person you're up against may actually have a larger knife or that he's potentially stronger than you. To assume that someone else is weak just from how they're telling you you're just a hothead is basically how a lot of younger people end up probably beaten up but not killed here because despite everything, people still find maiming kids to be in bad taste.
fc861e No.14094608
>>14094336
<there's a correct way to faggottext
nani ?
1ac34c No.14094658
>>14094588
Western countries aren't some Hitler blessed utopia. Guys who think like you are cucks where Niggers, Indians, Arabs, and Injuns treat you like their bitch and people can walk up to you and beat the fuck outta you with little or no repercussions. When you freeze from getting hit and shy away from arguing you're a cuck, it's that simple. Bringing a knife out means you intend to do more then just get in a fist fight you're outright going to kill or horrifically maim him.
6d12a0 No.14094663
>>14094531
>a nigger
there goes my skepticism
319f44 No.14094689
>>14094658
>When you freeze from getting hit and shy away from arguing you're a cuck, it's that simple.
Now add into the fact that these people are possibly people who are people you need to either face everyday or conduct business with and say that again. It's really not that simple at all when the default mode of people is to challenge you to see if they can get more out of you and handling it wrong leads straight into a fight.
>Bringing a knife out means you intend to do more then just get in a fist fight you're outright going to kill or horrifically maim him.
Well this is true, but now consider that most people you meet in a conflict actually wants to do this instead of just trying to intimidate you with it. For me, fighting always had a sense of tension, not rage. After doing it since my youth, the adrenaline doesn't spike as much as it used to. Now there's just a lingering tension, like imagine trying to predict if the person who you're arguing with is currently reaching for his waist area is going to pounce at you with a knife in about 3 seconds time while maintaining the current argument as civil as possible.
319f44 No.14094697
>>14094689
I need to stop 4am posting. This sentence actually says
>like imagine trying to predict if the person who you're arguing with is currently reaching for his waist area and might pounce at you with a knife in about 3 seconds time while keeping your current argument with him as civil as possible.
1f027c No.14094699
This anon will deliver with a link tomorrow? Is that just the first responder version or is it the school one too?
1ac34c No.14094731
>>14094689
>Now add into the fact that these people are possibly people who are people you need to either face everyday or conduct business with and say that again.
When you freeze from getting hit and shy away from arguing you're a cuck. Yes it is that simple your inability to even understand the words coming out of my mouth because english is your second language is your problem. When i say freeze I mean freeze, not immediately deflect and deescalate tension in a smooth manner, I mean fucking freeze as in frozen and immediately becoming a submissive bitch. This is the mindset you're promoting as a good thing, a mindset of weak willed and meek doormats.
>who you're arguing with is currently reaching for his waist area is going to pounce at you with a knife in about 3 seconds time while maintaining the current argument as civil as possible.
I've lived and grown up around trash, freezing from that will get you killed you fucking retard. And in English aggression does not immediately mean anger and rage.
319f44 No.14094771
>>14094731
Oh then I misunderstood and I am sorry. But no, I don't freeze, talking down someone while they're swinging their fist at you is certainly an experience I'll not forget any time soon. After I grew up and started working, sometime I had to take a punch or two just to calm someone down enough to work out a deal. It's give and take, especially when the other party hasn't had it in their minds to escalate. I would disagree with the mentality that everything should be escalated because that disrupts any order in society but for the people messing up the west, I certainly see a need for it.
>This is the mindset you're promoting as a good thing, a mindset of weak willed and meek doormats.
I'm certainly not doing that. All I did was point out with the lack of a background or society introduced to conflict being part of life, that's the default mode normal people go into. Imagine my culture shock the first time I went to the west for business and learning people didn't want to fight for any reason at all even if you heavily disagree on things enough that the other party's face was flushed. You may call them weak, but I remember the westerners from the colonial times having the same argument of civility, but when a fight did come, oh boy did they escalate.
1ac34c No.14094780
>>14094771
Yeah not speaking the same language makes communication a bitch.
fe884a No.14094842
8750d0 No.14094847
>>14093093
For something like thirteen years now, to be a bit more precise.
6d12a0 No.14094870
>>14093093
>>14094847
Not to mention garry's mod and doom 2
6d12a0 No.14094888
>>14094872
>vehicles
>character creation
>demo playback
ebc950 No.14094897
>>14094872
>Blade menu
Someone is having a laugh while naming all this shit
d98076 No.14094916
82f28c No.14094922
>>14093891
>hi-point
>trash
There is literally nothing wrong with using a Hi-Point. Provided you use +P. And niggers are too cheap for Hi-Points. Most of the time you'll see them use bottom of the barrel trash in .25 or .380. Doesn't matter since they'll never fire it more than once before throwing it away.
a5d1dc No.14094963
>>14093464
>DO WE HAVE ANY VOLUNTEER FIRE FIGHTERS?
It depends.
a6d419 No.14095043
>>14094423
Whenever you pay something from a shop you pay taxes
31b221 No.14095044
>>14093635
It's only a matter of time until this gets leaked. Good…. Good….
e5699f No.14095070
I'm going to bed, but when I wake up tomorrow I have a plan that may let me get the file from the website. I'm going to try to edit the javascript to make it think I'm logged in and force success. I have no idea if this is actually possible but I'm going to try.
cf4782 No.14095090
>>14095070
I've been trying to do this anon, no luck so far
a0e389 No.14095186
Men, we absolutely must have a copy of the best Columbine video game ever made. Who here qualifies to "train" with it?
56b237 No.14095193
>>14094537
>not hardwired for civilization
>living in the turd world
2ac05b No.14095784
this is probably not going to work, but it cannot be the first time a police officer gets doxxed. maybe you can create an account with that info and download it that way? otherwise it should be a matter of time before it gets leaked
it actually looks pretty good gameplay wise
5560f4 No.14095898
>>14094301
>>14094319
You're trying too hard, FBI-fag.
81f9b4 No.14095916
>>14094140
inb4 anon gets sent to Gitmo for conspiracy to commit terrorism.
5560f4 No.14095931
>>14094140
>TODD HOWARD
FUCKING WEW
a4b28b No.14096740
>tfw army
i may asked if i can get a copy and leak it
a4b28b No.14096810
>>14096764
>enter my name
>it autofilled the station i am at and my military number
this both scares and excites me
384826 No.14096828
>School shooting simulator
>Literally called EDGE
Someone at homeland security has to be having a healthy chuckle over this.
5560f4 No.14096832
>>14096810
Welcome to the modern world faggot. They have everything on everyone.
>not knowing this
>fighting for zog
You're a useful idiot tbh.
4008b9 No.14096893
>>14096810
Clearly it wants you to obtain it as soon as possible.
a3209c No.14096904
>>14096810
Put the game on a USB to another machine and upload from there
a4b28b No.14096939
might take a couple of days to get improved
4008b9 No.14096976
>>14096939
I'm sure we can wait for the EDGE.
0b0d71 No.14097176
So, what's the current status?
Is someone working on getting the game? Or anons are busy modding it?
e5699f No.14097184
>>14097176
We are still trying to get the game.
038ade No.14097534
>>14093054
Dare I say /ourgoys/?
64423e No.14097535
>>14097534
Fucking kill yourself cuckchan scum
038ade No.14097545
>>14093218
>It's not even bait at this point…
74c6f9 No.14098259
>>14093240
>>14093464
>>14094963
>first responder organizations
Can we just lie and make our own? What will they do to prove it exists?
Hi, I'm from the F.Brennan 8th precinct volunteer firefighters, I recently saw a demonstration of your training software known as EDGE. Can we have access to this software, it looks like it will be very useful for the training purposes of our many volunteers? Thank you for your time.
98a868 No.14098895
>>14098259
Don't forget to say "We have volunteers familiar with IT, we'd also like a copy of the server software so that we can train on a LAN"
f8ce8f No.14100138
How long until nude mods? I want to chase down lolis and boypussy and put holes in em.
4f6476 No.14100441
>>14094110
悪の教典 starring Ito Hideaki, aka Magic Mushroom actor
e7c47e No.14103531
91a8de No.14103546
>>14093563
GALGUN: FINAL CHU-NING CONFIRMED
91a8de No.14103556
>>14094083
Is this the American Psycho anime? I like it!
4fa212 No.14103570
>>14093980
Heh, seriously?
4bab48 No.14104868
>>14096861
he is right you're literally signing up to do the kikes bidding that makes you worse than some of the zog politicians like john mccain or the leftist that votes for the next big antiwhite laws into action you're literally risking your life all for the sake the jews can get what they want and destroy your race