>playing any remotely competitive online game with teams
>join match/enter PvP instance/physically travel to hot zone
<"HEY I WANNA CHAT ANYONE GOT A MIC?"
>Teammates are just running off on their own trying to snipe shit up close or whatever the "pro gamer" equivalent class/gear combination is in fashion for that game, dying repeatedly because they don't know how the fuck to use that build/class/gear combo
>any other teammate is completely invisible to these faggots, along with any enemy who isn't within their 30 degree cone of vision
>The special ed class that is my team physically cannot wrap their nigger brains around the concept of "objectives", ignores them entirely in favor of becoming a living black hole for the team's resources
>random 200+ ping russian is swearing up a storm because he got stuck in geometry and no one wants to get him out
>I get yelled at for using "shit weapons" despite them working really well
>enemy is running laps stealing our shit/capping our objective/holding the hill behind our backs
>our base is on fucking fire
>My side is too scattered and pre-occupied with rival-assisted suicide to care
>some faggot just sits in the back and complains about how the whole team sucks and should be fighting better despite staying in the back playing with his asshole
>slav frees himself from the wall only to be later seen soaring at near stealth jet speeds way up in the air from exploit abuse/hacks, distant compressed mic slavscreaming is almost audible
>someone figures out the server gives the clients way too much say in what's going on, shit gets wild like everyone instantaneously teleporting to some faggot's gun as he's firing, killing them all instantly and constantly
>"lost connection to host, searching for new host"
>"no new host could be found, disconnected"
>match was like an hour and get no rewards