03d9df No.14013264
We didn't have one of those in a long time and I sure there are drawfags who still have some OC lying around.
2899f0 No.14013265
ca03d6 No.14013268
03d9df No.14013275
>>14013268
>>14013265
Console-tans were one of the most fun types of threads we used to have and we did them on here too. Just a few months ago, no one here had any big problems with taking part in them.
ca03d6 No.14013280
>>14013275
Don't start a thread offering nothing while asking others to make content for you.
03d9df No.14013293
>>14013280
I'm not a drawfag, I can just upload the content I have accumulated over the years. I was asking whether other anons have any themselves.
f1aae1 No.14013295
>>14013264
>We didn’t have one of those in a long time
And you didn’t have the presence of mind to take five seconds to think about why that might be.
d51976 No.14013303
Post GBA-tan or eclipse yourself
03d9df No.14013309
>>14013303
I have her with SNES-tan.
cdf2df No.14013329
The only one with a really creative style is the Xboner one.
10c029 No.14013341
The Xbone may be a shit console but Xbone is a good girl
2899f0 No.14013350
101e35 No.14013356
Sony wins again baby!
>board-tan related
57cfc0 No.14013387
>>14013363
what about the micro
0bf3b1 No.14013390
Post thick console-tans. And big milfy ones. Big tits, big ass, big anything
a4d787 No.14013391
a4d787 No.14013399
>>14013329
Can't beat the original.
She's alright though.
a4d787 No.14013406
>inb4 the thread gets filled with Switch doggo lewds
Does anyone still have OC of milf-loli switch-tan? It was weird but okay Fuck furries
d61299 No.14013407
25732c No.14013411
>>14013402
PC has had a rough life seeing all his friends eventually die. Those are always the saddest comics.
d51976 No.14013416
>>14013363
Advance, full stop
ea4ee1 No.14013422
576a4e No.14013427
>>14013411
You had to remind me.
8b68a0 No.14013429
>>14013410
>switchdog will never ever feminize and emasculate you
576a4e No.14013442
For most of the 8th Gen, seek the artist PlanetofJunk
c23e06 No.14013460
Love me some Vita and Neo Geo
9396e3 No.14013467
/v/-tan was always my favorite.
576a4e No.14013470
>>14013460
Slim on Neo-Geo….
a4d787 No.14013478
>>14013427
Fuck, the Dreamcast comic put something in my eye.
0f961e No.14013488
>>14013410
Why does the Switch's mascot need to be furbait? Just make her a schoolgirl with dog ears.
ded050 No.14013492
>>14013488
Cause furfag plebs couldn't handle loli in ara exoskeleton.
148626 No.14013493
>>14013371
where's the genesis tan?
>>14013407
*flops*
576a4e No.14013505
>>14013493
Not my charts, but here's some Blast Processing.
a4d787 No.14013509
>>14013505
>genesis-tan is a turbo slut
this amuses me too much and saddens me a bit
9687a1 No.14013526
>jacked off to cartoon consoles
What am I doing with my life
f1aae1 No.14013533
>>14013526
Less than the Q-LARP faggots, which says quite a bit.
75f38c No.14013547
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8d6640 No.14013580
So ehm… Do we have an IOS and Android Chan?
Because I'm imagining twin lolis that constantly bicker, because they have to share the same games, but ultimately get along when the going gets tough, are both money grubbers, and are very quick to monetize their cuteness to middle-aged women and gullible kids, and have a MASSIVE maternity complex, as evidenced by them constantly sucking on 6th through 2nd Gen's tits.(emulators)
They're mostly annoying, but PC looks after them, as he does everyone else, and most of the other tans will begrudgingly let them play if they're pestered enough.(Hearthstone, Pokemon Go, Squeenix ports, etc.)
ea4ee1 No.14013627
this makes me want to git gud and make some oc
0699d3 No.14013654
>>14013580
This is a strong concept.
>>14013627
Do it. This board sorely needs people who actually create stuff.
148626 No.14013676
0a4918 No.14013687
>>14013580
>So ehm…
Hmm, what does this remind me of.
02acea No.14013692
>>14013580
Jewish sisters?
8d6640 No.14013708
>>14013654
Off the top of my head, this one comic I have goes like this:
>"PC, why do you care about these two brats?
They're annoying, and they're barely a console, They're a blight on gaming itself."
>PC looks at the twins playing together. He flashes back to SNES and Genesis lolis playing, then Atari 2600 and Colecovision, then GBC and N64 playing together. Remembering them in their infancy, and as they began to grow up.
> Sees each of them all move on, in turn.
>Remembers the new generations greeting him for the first time as he's grieving over the loss of the previous generation, right when he needs them most.
>"Every Console is important."
9687a1 No.14013721
>>14013708
W-will there be a threesome between PC, Android, and IOS?
527fa5 No.14013731
>>14013687
Pretty much any sexy sister pair? Although i'm also reminded of the witch sisters from Ocarina of Time.
8d6640 No.14013743
>>14013721
I'm imagining they're just kids right now, and PC is basically an adoptive father for them, running Pocket Minecraft and MMO servers for them. Of course, go 10 or 12 years down the line there's >>14013692, where we get grown up /jewess/ versions of the twins seducing their "daddy" for an allowance.
527fa5 No.14013771
>>14013749
That's really more the macintosh than mobileshit. Also rip in pip mike inel.
66562a No.14013773
>>14013488
because it has the dual purpose of looking like the controller and pissing people off
ca03d6 No.14013851
If this leads to a resurgence of consolewars I'm going to hunt you down and castrate you, OP.
8d6640 No.14013908
>>14013851
Speaking of Console Wars, Should I dump CAD's version of it, since it's pertinent to the thread, or do we hate that?
527fa5 No.14013941
>>14013851
I'd be more worried about a resurgence in waifu threads, myself.
8d6640 No.14014011
>>14013908
Fuck it, I'm posting it. This is likely the closest thing we've got to a Console-tan Epic.
72e988 No.14014014
>>14013371
PlayStation the undisputed ruler of the 5th gen is missing
ca03d6 No.14014030
>>14013908
>or do we hate that?
Fucking lurk moar you faggot.
8d6640 No.14014039
>>14014034
>>14014030
Well fuck me if the only impression I've got of this board and webcomics is Loss memes and LOL threads that barely, if ever, contain webcomics.
ca03d6 No.14014062
>>14014039
Lol threads are complete cancer and have always been.
Jesus fucking christ go back.
008e78 No.14014073
>>14014011
>This is likely the closest thing we've got to a Console-tan Epic.
Fucking why.
ea4ee1 No.14014084
>>14014011
>>14014073
It could maybe work if the girls were the commanders or something like that
a4d787 No.14014089
>>14013771
>last 2
this makes me wanna get an xbone. Fucking hell there is some psychological shit to this console-tan fuckery.
f1aae1 No.14014092
>>14014089
No, you’re just a fucking subhuman animal.
8d6640 No.14014097
>>14014062
They were supposed to be our Webcomic threads. Everyone knows that.
a4d787 No.14014099
>>14014092
You seem like you'd be fun to play video games with at parties
b1cd58 No.14014103
>>14013329
>Cyclops shit
>Not posting the superior version
049f75 No.14014109
The reasons why some of these are boring as shit is because you all faggots draw your OC donut steel console tans as fetish bait, the original 3 xbone, wiii u and ps4 at least have a character (wii u is kinda milf bait specifically tho)
Stop making mascots specifically to lewd if you dont want them to be forgotten in a week.
31832b No.14014117
>>14013427
Oh, it's raining
c5ace5 No.14014119
>>14014099
fuck off normalfag
0cdde1 No.14014120
>>14014039
>newfag thinks it's okay to unironically post CAD
ca03d6 No.14014121
>>14014097
But they weren't. It doesn't matter what they were supposed to be, they are cancer. Every time one rears its ugly head it gets filled with the same lame shit and terrible art. Take it to fucking 4/co/ and never come back.
527fa5 No.14014128
>>14014120
You can't have irony without sincerity first.
26af5c No.14014237
I remember back in the day I recreated some of the console tans in sims and in WWE 2K14, and streamed some battles.
have some sketches I found from late 2014- Early 2015
8d6640 No.14014262
>>14014089
My Xbone is my first real console since a PS1 i got during the PS2 era for Christmas when I was 9.
I found her abandoned by her last owner, got her at a Liquidation store refurbished. apparently they sent her back for some reason. Maybe they didn't want her. It's like they never even touched her.
She and I have had a lot of fun getting to know each other. She's shown me a lot of amazing things, like the scenery in Dark Souls, or how smooth her framerate is when she plays Bayonetta, or even that she can play some of the best older titles if you
She and I may not be the best, or even all that good, but we like each other's company, and I think that's enough for now.
3f9666 No.14014326
The console aras do something weird with my weewee
d026a1 No.14014481
>>14014103
>not posting the superior version
>>14014109
It works for Neptunias.
37cc5b No.14014596
>>14013264
the only redeemable console-tan is OUYA and PC and even they're shit except toaster-chan
81ccfc No.14014602
6d769f No.14016660
>XBone and PS4 are trying, and failing, to have a threesome with PC.
>XBone is barely getting it in at times, and that's really only if PC uses certain versions of games, like Arc:Survival.
>PS4 is trying to grind on PC's face, but it's too smooth to gain any friction. >XBone is leaning in for a kiss but PS4 is having none of it.
>Ends with PS4 and XBone both frustrated, sitting in a huff, and simultaneously saying "That's the last time I try Cross-platform with you!"
1110b7 No.14016699
>>14013559
>No Switch Brainmaster Start Saber
Does anybody understand what I'm fucking talking about?
77d7ad No.14016709
>>14014481
What is the music used in this webm?
3a3874 No.14016721
>>14013364
>injures her hinges easily
>meanwhile my SP which I played heavily in my youth is still in mint condition 14 or however many years later
a3b481 No.14016746
>>14013363
>2, 3 and 4 pic
1 pic is great, though.
deb6c6 No.14016780
Anyone got the lewd one with PC and WiiU?
>>14014481
>yahtzee has no one crying over him
Sad but true.
7c7311 No.14016789
>>14013275
Why do most board-tans have the appearance of having just been spanked?
6d769f No.14016795
>TI-86 Calculator.
>Business-like, mature blonde Secretary with glasses.
>Gets flustered when you molest her and install games on her at the office, protests that she's supposed to be working.
>Doesn't hate it though, the calculations and constant processing she does for gaming gives her such a rush, way more than the calculus could.
Also, do we have a Tiger Electronics-tan?
I'm imagining a smol snarky girl in a Tiger-print jacket, with an inflated ego and is incredibly clumsy, and generally an all-around fuck-up that tries to imitate everyone else.
Still looks up to TI-86 as a sister though. Thinks she's so mature.
d51976 No.14016797
a3b481 No.14016832
>>14016797
>calls me a faggot for disliking a tranny manlet with soyboy glasses and Spike's hair
Sure thing dude :^)
6d769f No.14016843
>One-off comic about PC jacking off into an Onahole labeled Doom.
>Cums so hard the orgasmic force starts affecting everyone.
>Everyone orgasms from getting a Doom hack.
>Even the HP Printer, Electronic Organ, Electronic Cardreader, and a bevy of MP3 players.
d51976 No.14016856
>>14016832
>tranny with hips like that
I THINK NOT
sad about her being a womanlet though
6d769f No.14016885
PlugN'Play-tan would be really Smol teen With a feminine penis that thinks she's so mature for liking older games, the same way a middle school girl thinks she's so mature for liking Starbucks Coffee with half a cup of sugar dumped into it.
Also, do we have any Smol SNES Mini pics?
db4140 No.14016909
d51976 No.14016922
>>14016885
>penis
>she
>>14016894
Are console-tans /monster/ now?
db4140 No.14016924
>>14016922
Everything is /monster/ according to /monster/
6d769f No.14016927
>>14016894
>/monster/ walks into the room, dragging NDS-tan behind.
>"Hey, Hey, /v/! Hey, /v/! You wanna check out this game? It's called Magician's Quest, and you play as a human in a village full of cute animal creatures."
>"Sounds like a Fucking Animal Crossing ripoff."
>"Nah, see, you get a magic wand in this one, and you can turn it into a fishing rod or a shovel or a watering can or other stuff to help people around the village."
>"…"
>"You can also max out friendliness with the villagers and if you give one of them a red rose at midnight after casting a certain spell you can officially start dating them."
>"Ah, That explains it."
e4d40f No.14016934
>>14016922
>"Is anyone up for a board-tan thread?"
a73071 No.14016935
>>14016789
You answered your own question.
1dbe9e No.14016941
>>14016894
Why waste crab nicholson on a shitty jab?
5e5b9c No.14016944
>>14013493
Does that include the Sega Master System as it should be and in hand with Nes-tan.
>>14013427
It's a terrible day for rain.
>>14013402
So is PC-bro like Old Snake in a way then?
6d769f No.14016949
>>14016924
That's retarded. Everything is /tg/, everyone knows that.
>>14016922
Well, are you going to draw a PlugN'Play-tan that doesn't have a giant phallic-like joystick coming out the front of it?
Or maybe she's constantly wearing game-themed strapons.
e4d40f No.14016957
d51976 No.14016970
>>14016949
>Or maybe she's constantly wearing game-themed strapons.
That would still be rather gay but less so.
a07620 No.14016986
7b3cd1 No.14018511
You know, the aesthetic for console-tans reminds me of Mega man Battle Network. fighting within that context also makes sense, with games and content working like battle chips.
783633 No.14018612
>>14018576
ackshually thats a console-tan, not a board-tan.
i still want to fuck it though
436ecf No.14018661
>>14018612
I regret nothing.
499a60 No.14027060
>>14013356
Sony always win
02da06 No.14027107
>>14018576
I demand more big switch
e5524f No.14027408
>>14013264
Ps4 isn't really appropriate. She should be underpowered and weak.
c7d2b1 No.14027420
>>14016927
>Magician's Quest
This doesn't look like /monster/ to me, are there actual monster girls or just kemonos?
a95853 No.14027440
>>14027107
she already is big a big failure
2a9d62 No.14027479
>>14027440
10 million sales in a year.
8685e7 No.14027519
>>14013264
>board-tan
>posts console-tans
69ff23 No.14027573
>>14027440
Give big switch dogger.
be0c0a No.14027632
>Thread is just console tan booru shit being reposted
>Like every thread
>Just like cuckchan does
Who would have though
934e38 No.14027648
Anyone have that one image of SNES and Genesis Tan doing drawn looking like they're about to hit each other with some DBZ looking attacks while saying their marketing slogans?
I can't find it in my image folder or anywhere but it must exist
1fe297 No.14027742
>>14027632
>This is a bad thing because cuckchan did it
Every single thread.
1f7ef5 No.14027780
>>14027632
>Just like cuckchan does
how do you know that? do you still go to that place?
7ec3ae No.14029134
>>14013370
This is literally the only good Tan
7ec3ae No.14029899
>>14013427
PC would be like a fucking Shounen character where every time a new competitor gets introduced PC has to power level up to get more powerful than them.
530304 No.14030096
>this thread
I wonder what Wii U feels like knowing that a shortstack dog thing is outselling her.
72e988 No.14030120
>>14029899
Well that is what it used to be like before but not how it has been for the past 10 years. Unless you want to factor in emulation, where PC still has a battle to meet the requirements to run some games and make them look better than on their original hardware
10620a No.14030207
>>14029899
I need to take this to /tg/, create some RPG-tans, and give PC someone to fight. Could be interesting, we've got the better Star Wars games, and nuDoom game, and other various projects and products that could make for some good comics. Shadowrun-chan and SNES-chan, featuring Kathryn Rosita Jones as Shadowrun.
935e30 No.14030233
>>14030096
Like every cute girl who's usually the center of attention and is suddenly being out-shone by a puppy.
d9f669 No.14030385
>>14013427
I find myself crying at anthropomorphized video game consoles…why?
6e1679 No.14030501
>>14030385
Because deep down, underneath the autism, the vitriol, the depression, and the Chan-isms, we're all secretly humans that want to feel love and emotions and form relationships and anime has programmed us to deeply empathize with these sorts of narratives.
ec98b1 No.14030636
>>14027440
>dogposter is a sonygger in denial
Why am I not surprised?
71d053 No.14030644
7ec3ae No.14030673
>>14027440
>Failure
>Selling better than the Wii and the Ps4
Now you are just objectively wrong dog fucker.
ba1fef No.14030689
>>14027440
>Implying you're kektopia
8685e7 No.14030697
WHERE ARE THE BOARD-TANS, EGGMAN?
d9f669 No.14030756
>>14030737
/vr/ tan is the best bro a board could ask for. I like seeing /v/ and /vr/ paired up, they can be fun when they aren't raping /jp/ and getting felatio from a black Mario.
8685e7 No.14030769
>>14030737
>>14030756
It fucking sucks that the /vr/ here is basically dead.
d9f669 No.14030778
>>14030769
I'd like to think that /vr/ and /vp/ moved in with /v/ after migrating to 8chan. After all, we see CRT threads, DOS threads, and Fullderp threads all the time here. It's not all bad news, anon.
8685e7 No.14030796
>>14030778
/vp/ still exists, but it's a porn board now.
d9f669 No.14030805
>>14030796
8chan's /vp/ doesn't stand for Pokemon though, it was meant to be vidya porn from the start.
Granted, 4chan's /vp/ has always had at least 5 porn threads up at any time
576a4e No.14030827
>>14030756
And that's all I have of /vr/…
d9f669 No.14030838
>>14030827
Forgive me if I sound new - I've actually never questioned it until now - but why does /jp/-tan look like a little girl?
530304 No.14030902
>>14030778
>>14030769
>>14030778
>>14030796
/vr/ really had no reason to move, he doesn't give a shit about the current happening around him since they actually keep it pure video games.
09ef32 No.14030926
9cc0ea No.14031033
>>14013391
so practice. /a/ has a drawfag thread
8685e7 No.14031043
>>14031033
We have our own drawthread, the fuck would he need to go to /a/ for? Those spergs will ban you for missing a comma.
bc62b2 No.14031195
I have some laying around
Anyone have the one where WiiU-tan gives PC the switch dog?
9cc0ea No.14031256
>>14031043
they also have respurces in OP if I recall.
0303b0 No.14031273
>>14013375
>ouya-tan had a happy ending
This is good.
c7d3b2 No.14031505
>>14013427
Fags, all of you.
018d74 No.14031535
>>14031505
The one on the table needs to be either a shortstack or even more loli, that way it's about the SNES Classic
488086 No.14031675
Something nice to portrait would be the PS/2 tan.
The creature created by IBM to stop the PC on it's tracks.
1d60e4 No.14031842
>>14031806
>that last one
Toaster really is the best
8ac67f No.14031898
>>14013410
Did n8 survive /furry/ being genocided by robots?
df558a No.14031925
>>14030827
Holy shit its been so long.
Anyone have the full thing? I need to nostalgia right now
450727 No.14032156
Idea fag OC coming in
>PC-tan is at his desk NES-tan and SNES-tan photo are in frame
>he laments on their death
>flash back to happy memories playing vidya with them both
>Flash back to when he had to say goodbye to NES-tan while SNES-tan is leaning her head on his shoulder while saying "will you miss me as much as my older sister"
>PC-tan sits with his hand covering with his face
>flashback to when it was SNES-tan time to go
>"I'm afraid, PC-tan. I wont be able to see you spend time with my younger sister, Please be good to her.""
>PC-tan is shaken only for a hand on both shoulders to get his attention
>Mini NES-tan and SNES-tan look at him with their big eyes as tears start to welt.
>PC-tan puts his hands on their cheeks and says "you look just like your mother"
>PC-tan walk out with the both of them hand in hand in the background while the picture of NES-tan and SNES-tan are in the foreground
a24c1b No.14032771
>>14013264
>lets have a board tan thread
>posts console tans
51050d No.14033179
>>14030778
>That image
I wish I had never made that request.
6a7e63 No.14033188
>>14033179
And why is that?
37cc5b No.14033319
Any new tans for Xbox One X and PS4 Pro?
8bc07d No.14033425
>>14033319
I've got a PS4 Pro
436ecf No.14033637
>>14032771
You know technically, there's probably boards for every game system on this website, so on a theoretical level, they would be board tans
51050d No.14034127
>>14033188
Because loli crotch.
37fbfb No.14034143
>>14031195
>Last pic
I miss the 8Chan Wacky Races.
a4e32a No.14034207
>>14034143
We need to have some damn fun again.
6a7e63 No.14034249
>>14034127
How does normalfag scum like you even stumble onto 8chan?
018d74 No.14034308
>>14034249
Anon, the whole point of Console-tans is that there's a variety of options. Not everyone wants lolis 100% of the time. Some of us want busty Tentacle girls to milk our prostates while they grind us harder than a Final Fantasy title.
6a7e63 No.14034323
>>14034308
Read his post again, he's complaining about loli in general
018d74 No.14034367
>>14034323
Eh, I get where he's coming from. Loli does nothing for me.
6a7e63 No.14034392
>>14034367
There's a difference between just not being into it and being a moralizing normalfag
a1094c No.14034649
>>14030827
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!
018d74 No.14034893
>>14034384
If I wanted a girl with the body of a 12 year-old boy, I'd go after a 12-year-old boy.
369b0f No.14034967
>>14034698
>pic 4
backboob is pretty nice
d04360 No.14034997
>>14034893
but a 12 year old boy doesn't have a vagina
37fbfb No.14035027
>>14034698
I can already tell that a few of those picks were from JADF.
b52155 No.14035133
>>14034698
Man Jadf did so many of her. The one where the guy impregnates her is pretty nice.
He does too much beastiality though, which is a shame 'cos he does some nice bodies. Futa is nasty too.
6a7e63 No.14035173
>>14035133
>The one where the guy impregnates her is pretty nice.
SOURCE
NOW
c8c2f2 No.14035195
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b52155 No.14035205
>>14035182
Nice.
>>14035195
Oh hey you had the colored version.
ae5a75 No.14035359
>>14030096
Makes sense. Wii U tans are usually milf variety. When is the last time in any game or anime you could get with the more mature/milfy character? Or when they weren't the villain that get's killed off? If the character is a milf their fate is already sealed.
b52155 No.14035365
>>14035359
>a milf their fate is already sealed
Yeah, a slave to my penis.
ae5a75 No.14035399
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>>14035365
I wish the world worked that way
b52155 No.14035447
>>14035399
>People turn this down or kill it off for no reason
I mean younger girls are cute but why would something this nice looking be awful?
Japs have shit taste anyway.
4eca8e No.14036129
>>14035359
I remember a common complaint about P5 was the lack of a proper romance option for the teacher. It makes sense since she's the protagonist's teacher, after all, but even a strong game like that couldn't escape the curse.
>>14035447
The appeal of an older woman's body is the fullness of her figure. It makes sense the Japanese can't appreciate a woman's ass (or hips, if you're a patrician) since I don't think anyone on that damn island has ever learned how to draw one.
5d305a No.14046215
e41f6d No.14046327
>>14030827
I totally wanna see jp tan getting fucked
acbc9b No.14046374
>nobody has posted these yet
3bbadf No.14046615
>>14027440
You can lie to us Anon, but you can't lie to yourself
b1c3e1 No.14046649
>>14030636
>toeless bodysuit
more
7a02ae No.14046700
>"The project has been taken offline. This is due to a schism within the team caused by inefficient and amateurish conduct resulting in members being removed and others leaving the team. In light of such unprofessional behavior and an embarrassing lack of progress, seasoned members of the gaming industry have chosen to distance themselves from the project. I too am stepping away from Project Dream. Please note the Twitter account @Project_DreamDC is no longer associated with this group."
Is she just a faded Dream that only PC can see? Sad Ghost-tan with a bit of sexy?
3bbadf No.14046709
>>14030636
I want more of RoboSwitch-chan
ef5b9f No.14046721
>>14035195
>futa
into the garbage you go
15f382 No.14047346
>>14047307
How do her feet fit or not stick out in that body? Seriously, I need a clear cut to see from front and side how she fits in there.
2f1ab2 No.14047417
>>14013427
I'm proper sad.
2f1ab2 No.14047430
>>14046700
Desire to know more intensifies
a241c4 No.14047441
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>>14047307
reminder switch dog will always be the best
d4697b No.14047497
>>14013771
>Toaster is pixalated while other is smooth
Nice detail
7a02ae No.14047571
>>14047430
Back in 2015 Sega announced they might be jumping back into the console market. Then in 2016 we got images, and later, that unfortunate quote.
Truly a staggering loss. I can even see how the console would have done well too. Sega? With their line of games? The Dreamcast 2 would have become the new Wii, the ultimate Couch Co-OP console, with some good titles thrown in.
She would've been beautiful, a modern, smart redhead dressed all in black with a love of the retro titles, bringing you back to the arcade days, and she'd be that one girl that you would introduce to your friends, that would fit in with them, unlike the others.
Now… Now she's just a ghost of a Dream, wanting to merely interact with other people but never having the chance. PC knows her though, he sees her, and he mourns for her chance that never came. It's a sadder story than any other console. They all at least had time to live.
278b6a No.14047730
>>14033637
> there's probably boards for every game system on this website
There's no board for TI 99/4A.
There's no TI-Tan either
855fc8 No.14047823
>>14046700
>no C or Z button
What happened to those anyway
810b89 No.14047835
>>14047730
We actually really need a Texan milf TI-tan really badly, holy shit.
278b6a No.14047988
>>14047835
She needs a cowboy hat, freckles, a lasso, and a holster on her hip with a calculator in it. Also, a little Bill Cosby goblin following her around trying to spike her drinks and fondle her massive tits.
b949ba No.14048122
>Board-tan
>People post console-tans
>It immediately devolves into porn
Welcum 2 nu-/… Ah who am I kidding /v/ was always this retarded.
6ab13c No.14048165
>>14048122
I'd rather see console-tans and porn rather than gay foxes and communist demi-furries any day of the week.
3f9666 No.14049821
>>14048122
>console-tan threads are not for the porn
I'd fuck the ara/loli Switch, or PC if it was a fit ara too.
712c03 No.14050037
>>14048122
>It immediately devolves into porn
<Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
You're just lucky you only have standard porn posting and minimal furry posting what with the guy force memeing the fucking switch dog. But you can deal with it since you now tolerate furfags in neo-/v/, right?
5d305a No.14055696
e1c5a0 No.14056512
Hooktube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14047988
>Also, a little Bill Cosby goblin following her around trying to spike her drinks and fondle her massive tits.
???
278b6a No.14056722
>>14056512
Yeah, kinda, but I was thinking a bit more like that faggoty nyoron meme girl except a nigger.
6bf889 No.14056773
>>14056722
Nintendo did not even understand what power was while sega was building towers of power.
ab0aa1 No.14056837
>>14013363
This looks tumblr as fuck.
278b6a No.14056948
>>14056773
>Plug 4 32x adapters into each other
>World's first 144-bit console.
Nintendo kind of tried, but like usual failed. I wonder if they'd even still around today outside of competing with Tiger for the handheld space if Sega hadn't publicly committed sudoku over the dishonor of having not performed as well as their western piggu divisions.