8788c7 No.13964558
Dick Pik is getting a western release.
f3bb22 No.13964576
>>13964558
No devitochu no buy
52cea1 No.13964578
Sheeeit i hafta wait til the last day of 2020? Nintendo sure dropped the basketball on this one.
6d6ec2 No.13964583
>>13964577
Who the fuck is that.
I thought it was Ryan Reynolds
6d6ec2 No.13964633
>>13964622
I don't understand. Is it a localization of the Detective Pikachu game or is hollywood just making a film adaptation?
2e184c No.13964636
>>13964622
>ryan reynolds
>not danny devito
08867e No.13964639
>>13964633
Film adaptation of the game
2e184c No.13964645
>>13964633
Movies wouldn't get rated by PEGI, anon.
6d6ec2 No.13964649
>>13964639
That is the dumbest shit.
>>13964636
Danny Devito didn't want to. When asked about it he didn't even know what pokemon was and when they explained the idea he was like 'fuck no'
ddee11 No.13964657
>>13964622
This is the same faggot that said video games are a waste of time, amongst other things
Fucking faggot.
68be42 No.13964668
>>13964622
What the fuck is going on in this timeline
1ae522 No.13964673
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13964649
Also, they wouldn't want Pikachu hanging himself after failing to solve a case.
f3d1de No.13964683
>>13964657
>implying they arent
Vidya is objectively a waste of time unless you are making money from making them or being "pro" at one
60461a No.13964890
>>13964683
if you only look at them as a way to kill time youre missing out on half of the fun
e6fa7c No.13964916
>>13964657
Considering that the most advertised ones are LGBTBBQ walking sims or lootbox crap, I don't blame him.
8788c7 No.13964918
>>13964673
Imagine being the production assistant who acidentally hung danny devito to death.
89e280 No.13964922
>Faggots still asking for Danny Devito to play as Pikachu
I want this meme to die.
60461a No.13964933
>>13964922
it would be amusing, whats wrong?
d15bde No.13965142
>>13964577
>>13964558
Treehouse shoehorn black lives matter references when?
e6fa7c No.13965168
>>13964649
>"The fuck is a Pikachu?"
>"What? You want me to waste my limited time voicing an electric Mickey Mouse from China? Fuck off."
cda1b9 No.13965191
>>13964922
Who the fuck else would voice him? It's the only way to make it go from bad to amusingly bad.
fb9961 No.13965223
>>13964933
It would be retarded.
cda1b9 No.13965225
>>13965223
That's the point.
7f8578 No.13965242
>>13965142
> Actually, it's about ethics in Pokemon investigation.
574b1d No.13965254
>>13965223
Pikachu talking is already retarded.
98595b No.13965274
>>13964657
Doesn't he read comics?
919b25 No.13965303
>>13965254
Talking animals isn't retarded.
cda1b9 No.13965320
>>13965303
It is when all the animals in every other piece of media from the same franchise never talk, and the closest they get is psychic communication.
40f60f No.13965324
Wouldn't it make more sense for one of the psychic type Pokemon the be a detective?
cda1b9 No.13965343
>>13965324
But then he could just use future sight and solve it immediately :^)
574b1d No.13965464
>>13965303
When the animal with a high-pitched voice is being voiced by Ryan Reynolds/a black kid, it's going to be retarded no matter what you do. At that point, you might as well get a jewish midget to do the voice acting since it would be funny instead of awkward and sad.
60461a No.13965554
>>13965223
yeah but in a way id enjoy
e78209 No.13966036
Since Detective pikachu is a thing, I want a game for the cosplay pikachus. Cute Pokemon doing idol things. They could call it Pokem@ster.
9c71e0 No.13966109
>>13964918
I don't think there was any risk of that, assuming he was really hanging and it wasn't an editing trick. The chair method is actually safer if you're not trying to immediately kill yourself, you usually very slowly suffocate that way. The way you want to do it if you really want to kill yourself is put the rope around your neck and jump off a high place, you'll break your neck.
db9402 No.13966160
60461a No.13969026
>>13966036
better at least be costumes for the next smash bros
daaff6 No.13969042
>>13966134
Source on that?
d2ccf8 No.13969046
>>13966036
Ph. D Pikachu is the cutest and I will fistfight anybody who says otherwise
f31468 No.13969051
>>13966134
Christmas cakes in teenage girls' clothes rock my world.
19388c No.13969054
60461a No.13969066
>>13969051
cant say no to those mega tits
8ca73c No.13969082
>>13966109
Depends on the height of the drop and the weight of the guy hanging. Done well, yes, the hanged man's neck will snap right away. Too little rope for the weight and he'll suffocate slowly. Too much and his head might just pop off entirely.
7a1d62 No.13969087
>>13964922
We want you to die.
56c5e1 No.13969115
>>13964922
Is that from Vrains?
fda527 No.13969148
Nobody has mentioned who's Writing the goddamn Screenplay! Alex Hirsch, the guy behind Gravity Falls. It's official, some Tumblr Faggot has attained reality warping powers and this movie is the first big step in their ascension to godhood.
8be0c8 No.13969150
>>13969054
>Bakkonmaster
Bacon master?
b3948f No.13969183
>>13964683
>compnigger opens his filthy fucking mouth and spews mountain dew and doritos everywhere.
I hope you die of kidney failure you faggot.
ca0342 No.13969185
Who cares about this? The Deadpool director is working on a love-action Sonic movie and he wants it to be dark and edgy.
b3948f No.13969189
>>13965168
>>13964649
He voiced the fucking satyr in Hercules, this isn't much better.
fda527 No.13969196
>>13969185
You know, I would actually like to see a Sonic film that was as dark as the Good sonic cartoons and the Archie comics were.
Echidnas are an allegory for Jews, and got Nazi'd by Dingoes. I'm not making this Shit up.
f31468 No.13969202
>>13969189
>Danny DeVito playing as Danny DeVito is somehow the same contract offer as Danny DeVito playing as faggot-ass children's cartoon Pencepossum that is originally voiced by some she-gook nobody knows in the West except for a couple of 300 pounds Tanguys
Remove yourself from this board.
c0b6e8 No.13969216
>>13969148
You forgot to mention the director of the movie also did Shark Tale.
ca0342 No.13969221
fda527 No.13969240
>>13969216
Ok, so we know our reality-warping Tumblr God likes Pokemon, the Deadpool movie, Gravity Falls, and probably the new Goosebumps film…
Oh god we're going to get a Jack Black cameo.
c0b6e8 No.13969276
>>13969240
It gets worse. One of the screenplay writers, Nicole Pearlman, also co-wrote Guardians of the Galaxy & is set on writing more Marvel movies.
fda527 No.13969286
>>13969276
Of course. Now all that's left is for them to announce Justin Roiland on the casting list, Toby Fox for the soundtrack, and Scott Cawthon to do the English novelization.
60461a No.13969399
>>13969360
christ, are these coupons even still valid? does anyone even accept internets these days?
fda527 No.13969432
>>13969399
I believe someone worked out an exchange rate for one a while back. I believe it was equivalent to $0.69 consisting entirely of non-US currencies, and no two coins can be of the same nationality, a number 4 green Uno card, the right to call any celebrity a faggot(endearingly or as slander) on a board of your choice, and you have to listen to someone rant about Crypto-Currency for five minutes.
5b0974 No.13969468
>>13969148
I liked Gravity Falls though…
68183a No.13969704
>>13969240
What's wrong with Jack Black?
ca0342 No.13969739
>>13969240
Jack Black is cool
5ec584 No.13969774
>>13964683
That's a stupid argument because everything's a waste of time if it isn't productive or gets money;
Watching TV/Movies
Reading (Especially like this fucker mentioned >>13965274 reading comics)
Listening to Music
Posting on Social Media/Imageboards
It's all fucking worthless crap people do that isn't productive but you're gonna act high and mighty and be like "Why play video games they're a waste of time" when you fucking tweet about Celebrities you can just fuck off.
3e82ed No.13969901
>>13964636
>Danny deVito
>Not James McAffrey
You're killing me.
e70b55 No.13970071
>>13969276
GotG2 is actually decent though.
48002d No.13971227
>>13969148
But gravity fall was good you faggot
40f60f No.13971313
>>13969148
inb4 Pikachu apologizes to a Jinx for his yellow privilege.
8b78ee No.13971377
>>13965142
isnt the pokemon company in charge all of the pokemon games?
714c54 No.13971389
>>13969468
>>13971227
>Implying /v/ is capable of distinguishing a tumblr fanbase from tumblr creators
4adebc No.13971398
>>13971227
It got seriously fucking unbearable at times
19388c No.13971400
>>13971313
Dat subtle racism of a rat that's both japanese and yellow.
0eb98c No.13971412
>>13971389
>distinguishing tumblr from tumblr
e1cec7 No.13971438
>>13969054
>actually giving to saucefags
Looks like /v/ is still full of neofags
55de60 No.13971568
>>13964636
They should get the original Max Payne voice actor.
714c54 No.13971604
>>13971412
>2017
>having a flawed understanding of English
6d6ec2 No.13971621
>>13971398
I decided to watch it just to see what the fuss was all about, and because I heard it was an homage to twin peaks.
Mabel is really unbearable. She's like every webcomic female main character put into one with a dash of adventure time.
e70b55 No.13971926
>>13971917
If the Emoji movie and similar titles like it didn't already exist I would think it was a joke honestly. Movie ideas are turning into fanfic levels of fuckery.
22804b No.13972047
>>13969054
The page you posted was the hottest one.
86f52c No.13972339
6228fb No.13975374
>>13971568
this.
>tfw lost all my Pika Payne folder
Life is suffering
b4eebd No.13983041
>>13975374
>>13971568
>>13969901
Agreed. It would have been freaking perfect.