/v/ - Video Games

$15 Billion

>>13959028

sauce?

>>13959036

Someone will probably post the image of the "writing" but there was a trailer today. like right now >>13959044 Basically, it might as well be an anime movie since it's script is more anime with pop culture nostalgia. Although, we've got 3DPD Alita to look forward to in 2018 for more Hollywooed ruins anime fix.

Everyone enjoys life through the virtual world called the Oasis. The creator of said world dies but leaves behind an "easter egg" that whoever finds it, controls the future of oasis. Teen boy and girl race against and fight evil government guys who want to take the prize for themselves. I probably got some stuff wrong but that is what I've got from the trailer.

>>13959066

>reddit spacing

but anon reddit spacing is a line break between each line or sentence

Kinda like this

>>13959015

Why do we care about kike media?

REMINDER THAT KIDS BORN IN THE ‘80S ARE NOW THE DEMOGRAPHIC WITH THE HIGHEST PURCHASING POWER. THAT’S WHY ALL THIS ‘80S NOSTALGIA BULLSHIT IS BEING RELEASED.

>>13959077

It's that without the double spacing. I'd argue that it's actually worse, since there's even less reason then for all those sentences not being part of the same paragraph.

>>13959095

Reminder that technological and social progress has slowed down precipitously since the 1940s. Reminder that jews are the reason for this. Reminder that every single ✡transhumanist✡ author or “scientist” is jewish and that the transhumanist delusion of plugging ourselves into computers for our entire lives is a jewish control scheme.

>>13959109

The only thing I want from the future is media generating AI that can produce music, images, movies, and text on demand. I want an AI waifu who can produce smut to my exact specifications after only a little bit of conversation and training. Everything else in the future is irrelevant.

>>13959015

I was born in the 80's, have a pretty penny of course, but i think this is cancer

READY NOOSE ONE

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=cSp1dM2Vj48

>>13959015

I remember seeing the trailer for this while I was watching a movie at a theater and immediately getting the urge to just leave and go home.

Looks more like Hollywood ran out of capeshit and now wants to feed his pockets by running videogames into the ground, not like they are not in shambles already

>>13959118

>I want exactly what the jews want for me

>>>/suicide/ now, then.

>>13959066

I was gonna say that wasn't reddit spacing, but looking over it again it really is. Damn movie is just an amalgamation of references and hip cyber culture.

>>13959095

You say that as if it isn't realistic.

>>13959166

>my loaded as fuck uncle went to see that with my little brother and cousin purely because of nostalgiabaiting pacman and shit but he's clueless about most things tech-related

>he slept through most of the movie

>"So anon jr. that was a pretty good movie huh? Pac-man, right?"

>brother smiles and nods

goddamn I had plenty of laughs, thank god i never saw it

>>13959146

You just said that jews want us to embrace transhumanism and throw away our humanity through augmentation and other ill-conceived schemes. Make up your mind.

>>13959170

im gonna hurl

>>13959153

> When is transhumanism going too far

When it involves rendering your freedom and identity to Jewish technocrats.

>>13959177

just to clarify it was my uncle that slept through the movie, I think my little brother found it incredibly boring as well but I couldn't remember if he did the same

>>13959157

That must have been at least a billion.

>>13959047

LONGLEG IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

>>13959182

It takes a truly vile and diseased mind to create Ready Player One. This man has done things to people in his basement human minds are not meant to comprehend.

>>13959170

>Liking Wil Wheaton

If I went out and sucked every single dick on the planet I still would not be as much of a faggot as this author..

>>13959153

I draw the line at both canners and splicers.

Canner: lop off body parts to replace with machinery

Splicer: genetic engineering to change existing self/mess with future children

NOTE: I’m fully in favor of good old-fashioned eugenics, meaning “breed for the best and if you have a genetic disorder that is guaranteed to be passed on, maybe just don’t have kids”. Until such time as we can clean up genetic illnesses in the womb, just don’t breed if you have one. Enhancements to humanity must come from natural sources.

>>13959178

>you just said jews support transhumanism and then when I go and support transhumanism you say I’m supporting jews

>I don’t understand why doing what jews want me to do is doing what jews want me to do

Good goy. Never breed or reproduce. Become MGTOW. Anything else is racist.

>>13959196

Good God, you are trying entirely too hard. Go LARP somewhere else.

>>13959172

>>13959155

M-maybe they're just shills.

fucking kill me

>>13959194

>overwatch dyke

>Skyrim Draugr front and center

>Some furfag from… oh shit, is that from that fucking fighting game that took a decade to come out (has it even come out yet)

I really don’t want to even watch the new trailer.

>original trailer uses ✡Gene Wilder’s✡ “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Disgusting.

>>13959015

Your shilling has been noted.

Ill be honest the premise is very interesting but I know they wont do anything interesting with it. It will just be another generic "YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE" scenario. So much wasted potential. Spielberg levels of money for a social virtual reality deconstruction would have been amazing.

>>13959209

>then she launched into an abbreviated version of her life story

HOW

HOW WAS THIS PUBLISHED

SHOW DON'T TELL YOU UTTER FAGGOT

>>13959109

>✡transhumanist✡

I'm going to build myself robotic limbs because my body is crippled and self-destructing, worse than the normal human body is. A man can control his environment to surpass his physical limitations. This is how we developed tools, and prosthetic limbs are no different from tools. No amount of screaming DA JOOZ is going to make me not strive to be better than I am. You might as well outlaw crutches and wheelchairs. Same as smartphones, it would be foolish to use mass-produced, internet-connected limbs, which will come sooner rather than later, but to say that you can't have them at all is just retarded.

>the transhumanist delusion of plugging ourselves into computers for our entire lives

Spoken like someone who doesn't even know what transhumanism even is.

why are the good ones in the background

and the hippster ones in the forground?

>>13959195

Wil Wheaton is even lower than a fucking used sar salesman. Before he was Wil Wheaton the Professional Nerd, he was Wil Wheaton the Tech Evangelist who was very, very excited for the newest gadget and after that cancer'd his way into RPGs/TTGs. The guy needs to fuck off and flip houses or join a cult already instead of annoying the public with his presence.

>>13959238

Yeah I used to have horny teenagers try to flirt with my giantess in Guild Wars 2 all the time. Pretty funny.

>>13959202

>oy fucking vey I can’t understand the words you’re using, much less comprehend the topic of discussion or reply intelligently

>HURRRRR U LARRRRRRRP

Fucking kill yourself. Reported.

>>13959236

A weapon to surpass Sword Art Online.

>>13959215

No no. It's worse. Dying in the game doesn't kill you for real. It just resets your character back to level 1 and makes you lose all your items which can cost thousands of dollars. What ends up happening is the bad guys (some rival company) start planting bombs and assassinating the players who have found the most macguffin keys. So the main character flees his home and joins up with his in-game friend who turns out to be a fat black lesbian and lectures him about how black womyn have it so hard, so they make white male avatars so they can get ahead in life.

>>13959157

It's also doing the ZZ pose. At least the animators know the source material, even if the fucking movie is pozzed to hell and back.

>>13959246

Don't forget how half of the US is a nuked, irradiated wasteland yet you can still get hot pizza delivered to your trailer.

>>13959251

Post-modernism was a mistake. A mistake we are paying for because we were not born early enough to gas everyone involved.

>>13959209

>nigger bitch dresses up as white man because MUH APPERTOONITEEZ

>OASIS is the perfect PC paradise

>niggers lying about race to get jobs

>OH IT’S A DYKE TOO

Sure is nosy in here.

>>13959230

hotwheels?

>>13959251

It makes me think of that MGS2 conversation about how all the bestsellers lists are made up and they use them to influence people's purchases.

>>13959230

>outs himself as a paid shill by saying things only paid shills say

You guys really do monitor every board, don’t you? Fuck off.

>HURR DURR you don’t know what transhumanism is because you posted an example of exactly what transhumanists want

Run along now.

>>13959214

>talking about anything in this board, even in a negative way, constitutes as shilling

Oy vey shut it down.

Speaking of how horrible this shit is I remember totalcancer praising this shit in one of his podcasts. It really makes you question his taste and every one of his opinions on video games.

>>13959247

Summer Wars was pretty fucking great though. The ending song was comfy as fuck.

>>13959260

I wish the author had had the balls to pair the protagonist with the fat nigger bitch.

>>13959257

>Don't forget how half of the US is a nuked, irradiated wasteland yet you can still get hot pizza delivered to your trailer.

That sounds more interesting than the main plot…

>>13959228

People IQ's are getting lower, do you sense it now?

>>13959257

(((Consumerism))) was the mistake anon. Post-modernism is just a logical extension of the devouring nihilism that is our consumer culture.

>>13959194

Do they have to pay for each OG character they use even for 1 sec?

>>13959116

It's a Spielberg movie, they won't allow it to fail. Expect massive amounts of shilling everywhere

>>13959126

Reminder this is the only existing picture of that panel. It came from a random twitter account and if you take a closer look there's something fucked about the perspective hinting that it could be shooped. Trust but verify

>>13959157

Japs love Hollywood. Imagine the execs creaming themselves with the opportunity of having their shit in a Spielberg movie

>>13959238

>Holy shit did the retard who wrote this drivel never play a multiplayer game?

Obviously not. Otherwise he'd know that everyone played as japanese girls with maxed titties. Being a male would be like wearing a rainbow flag at a nazi rally.

>>13959284

Yes, and one of the rights holders wanted $14 billion before they would let their IP be used in the movie, I am not sure which one though.

>>13959295

Good, hopefully it flops and they're left with a fuckhuge debt.

>>13959284

They have the rights for most of them, they could even do Jojo references for free.

>>13959290

The immorality is that base, animal pleasure is seen as being the highest good. Nothing is wrong with entertainment but pleasure for it's own sake is rotten and empty.

>>13959284

Companies have to give permission to use their stuff because they're worried about the brand being tarnished. Usually, they require compensation for their stuff being included and have some influence on the material to keep their image looking good.

So, Spielberg misses his golden years of film making, so he makes a movie based on a book from some dude who idolizes his golden years.

How old is he again? This isn't mid-life crisis, he has to be end-life crisis now.

>>13959312

Oh, for fuck’s sake. I meant “Franchise expanded BEYOND landowners”, meaning all white males. I just copied and pasted and forgot to change it.

>>13959312

I think it has more to do with immigration and class and less to do with women. Women and men have the same average IQ it's just that there are more dumb/intelligent men.

>>13959322

>women and men have the same average IQ

Anon what the fuck.

>>13959295

Has to be Bliz.

>>13959323

From what I've heard the averages are at most a couple points different, the big difference is in the distribution, like >>13959322 says, women cluster more around the center of the distribution, while the long tails on either end are dominated by men.

>>13959290

>I'd gladly read about the zany adventures of a pizza delivery guy living in a cyberpunk hellhole.

Snow Crash?

>>13959352

The story was about pizza delivery in an armored car for about five minutes before it went to shit.

>>13959322

Women are terrible voters on average, they do not know what they want, they are easily scared, yet have no fear of being conscripted, do not understand how to enforce security or how to enjoy freedom, consume most taxes while paying less, they're big children.

Would you be able to take any decision while being crippled by neurotic traits? I'll ask differently, would you be able to take any informed decision while being bombarded by tits in your face? No, we all possess deep seated reactions according to our role in the ancestral tribe, only a handful of old wise women can take informed decision, not your average mind destroyed thot the aftermath of WW2 produced.

If there ever was a movie worth multiple cinema shootings, this is it.

>>13959349

But at least this dumpster fire was entertaining though. Ready Reddit One is a movie length circle jerk for retards high on their own farts and nostalgia

>>13959262

___No

>>13959270

>things only paid shills say

>But I'm not going to point out what they are or refute them.

Good job.

>exactly what transhumanists want

You're referring to the means by which certain Jewish power brokers are trying to get what they want. You're talking about creating complacent masses via ever-growing bread and circuses, where VR is the new kid on the block, ready for exploitation. The problem is that transhumanism has jack shit to do with entertainment. It's about modifying human physiology via technology. The internet and VR are not integrated into humans, or vice versa. If you want to talk about whether Google and Facebook will start selling space in the cloud to upload your brain, then that's a serious conversation about transhumanism relating to humans linking their brains to computers. Fixing problems with the human body via mechanical implants is also transhumanism, and you're throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

>>13959300

>It's you who can't seem to put two and two together.

No, I know all that, but the two are not together yet. The IoT is still separate from transhumanism for the time being. We do not yet have Smart Limbs that collect and sell data on what times you jack off, and whether you're keeping both hands on the steering wheel.

>The point is, you can be damn sure that these new prosthetics will be connected to something, somewhere.

That's why you do it yourself. There are too many people who want it to happen, either because they're malevolent, or because they're too stupid to realize that the malevolent ones exist, so it's going to happen eventually. The only real option is to preempt it.

What a massive waste of time and money

>>13959426

Is this Blade? I don't remember this, in the original movie he just burst into flame. sage for off topic

>>13959448

>Where the fuck is my nuclear holocaust.

We didn't let Hillary win. That was a mistake.

>>13959419

>I’m not going to point them out

No, I won’t help you do your job better, you fucking idiot. Having you stick out like a sore thumb is exactly what we want.

>You're referring to the means by which certain Jewish power brokers are trying to get what they want.

I’m referring to the endgame thereof–transhumanism.

>The problem is that transhumanism has jack shit to do with entertainment.

Other than, you know, the promise to goyim slaves of digital immortality and being forever surrounded by a bread and circus virtual world–tailored exactly to jews’ wishes–for all eternity.

>It's about modifying human physiology via technology.

Or, you know, uploading the mind.

>The internet and VR are not integrated into humans, or vice versa.

Not now; that’s what they want.

>…selling space in the cloud to upload your brain, then that's a serious conversation about transhumanism..

Oh hey, so you admit that what I said before IS, in fact, transhumanism. How about that.

>Fixing problems with the human body via mechanical implants is also transhumanism

Righto.

>and you're throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

Canners will never be accepted as normal people. Neither will splicers.

>>13959434

It will gross over 2 billion at the box office, anon. Jews never waste money.

>>13959471

Tell me I'm wrong. I've summarized about half the posts ITT.

>>13959444

Yes, Blade, i don't think there has been a remaster or directors cut or anything, probably you watched an edited one for some cuck TV channel

>>13959517

>tell me what you just told me

Learn how to read, shitposter. Tell US where WE’RE wrong.

>>13959526

90% of the people that pick what books get published, as well as editors, are women. Just further proof treating them like humans is a mistake.

>>13959552

Yes, welcome to /v/. Enjoy your stay or get the fuck out, your call.

>>13959552

Reverse-shill spotted

No movie that has ever come out as of yet is on par with how shit this one is.

>>13959562

most of my rejection letters (pre-written template by a secretary) were signed by male editors

>>13959585

The editor never got to see your shit. They just dumped it without even reading it.

>>13959552

>totally unable to account for the sociological and psychological difference of this abomination of media being made

Hey, thanks for being so quickly outed as a shill.

>>13959590

The Room is so bad it's good and memeworthy. Reddit Player One is just shit.

>>13959460

You never said anything about brain uploads. You said:

>plugging ourselves into computers for our entire lives

Implying that you were referring to wasting a lifetime, which is finite, on VR entertainment, which is the topic that makes sense to talk about given which thread we're in.

>I’m referring to the endgame thereof–transhumanism.

Transhumanism isn't an endgame, it's a means. Power is the endgame.

>Other than, you know, the promise to goyim slaves of digital immortality and being forever surrounded by a bread and circus virtual world–tailored exactly to jews’ wishes–for all eternity.

What reason does anyone have to give people immortality if they can't benefit from it in some way, and they're just going to live in a meaningless world anyway? You'd make a much better case arguing that the goal is to create debt prisons by enabling mind uploads into artificial bodies, so you're profiting not just on people who are alive, but ones who should be dead. What reason is there to keep a bunch of normalfags "alive" if they're they're just going to exist in goy paradise forever and run up the power bill?

>Canners will never be accepted as normal people. Neither will splicers.

Even if you're right, which you're probably not, I don't give a shit. Acceptance is secondary to being able to live. You still haven't explained why you think it's immoral, or even different from using a crutch.

>>13959612

>sociological and psychological difference of this abomination of media being made

Fucking what? It's a lazy cashgrab like most shitty movies. There is no difference in this getting made than there was with the gummibear movie or pixels.

>>13959630

Just because you can laugh at a retard doesn't make them any less retarded.

>>13959648

But you still receive enjoyment from laughing at the retard. You aren't going to be entertained if the retard makes you cringe and feel disgusted.

>>13959633

>you never said anything about

Okay, run along now.

>transhumanism isn’t the end game

It is, in fact.

>What reason does anyone have to give people immortality if they can't benefit from it in some way, and they're just going to live in a meaningless world anyway?

So… bread and circuses, tailored exactly as the jews want, so people never experience anything other than what jews want, so they vote the way jews want them to vote, so they are enslaved for all time. Get some critical thinking, you fucking imbecile.

>You'd make a much better case arguing that the goal is to create debt prisons by enabling mind uploads into artificial bodies, so you're profiting not just on people who are alive, but ones who should be dead.

That’s what’s being said.

>What reason is there to keep a bunch of normalfags "alive" if they're they're just going to exist in goy paradise forever and run up the power bill?

So you can charge them that bill.

>Even if you're right, which you're probably not

Kill yourself, queerlover. I’m objectively right.

>I don't give a shit.

And you’re the reason for the degeneration of society.

>Acceptance is secondary to being able to live.

Fun fact: canners and splicers won’t be allowed to live.

>You still haven't explained why you think it's immoral, or even different from using a crutch.

>lol how is cutting off healthy tissue different from crutches

>wow ha ha how does injecting cat semen into your brain differ from not doing it lol

See, I was right from your very first post. You’re a shitty shill and you outed yourself instantly. >>>/suicide/ if your delusions are actually how you want to live.

>>13959665

>>>/tumblr/

>>>/reddit/

>>13959665

“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.”

>13959665

die

>>13959658

but what difference does it make? I am arguing shit movies get made all the time, just because you find the shittiness of one laughable and the other detestable does not mean either is not shitty.

>>13959665

oh fuck off.

>>13959671

God damn the arcade version sounds like shit compared to the Genesis.

>>13959673

I just realized it reads almost exactly like the Rick and Morty pasta. I also just realized I need to buy some more hard liquor.

>>13959658

Until the retard gets tired of your shit

>>13959677

“Like most gunters, I voted to reelect Cory Doctorow and Wil Wheaton (again). There were no term limits, and those two geezers had been doing a kick-ass job of protecting user rights for over a decade.”

― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

>>13959665

>mark's /v/

>>13959703

Those are some fucked finger nails

>>13959015

What am I looking at?

>>13959703

>immediately scrubbing sideburns with scouring brush covered in peroxide

>>13959722

The horror movie of the century.

>>13959244

>reported

C'mon anon at least try to not sound so new.

>>13959731

>thinks we're cherrypicking

The whole book is like this. I would tell you to try reading it, but that requires a lot of alcohol in the bloodstream.

Don't reply to him anymore, he's very clearly fishing for (you)s now.

>>13959731

read

>>13959673

>>13959698

its 370 pages of shit

>>13959753

That's the weirdest part because they aren't even relevant now and it's odd that he's fixated on them considering they're more of a 90s thing than 80s.

>>13959753

>The Simpsons will be in their 55th season when Ready Player One takes place

>>13959729

Oh, this movie. I've seen the trailers for it a long time ago but I never saw any memey shit like Overwatch in it. Just watched the new trailer trying to find OP's screenshot and didn't see it anywhere.

>>13959767

Try reading the book and you will understand.

>>13959731

>Name your favorite story or story-based game.

Táin Bó Cúailnge

>>13959770

>why do jews praise things that are the opposite of good

Tikkun olam.

>>13959731

>posted several entire pages from the book

>cherrypicking

>>13959770

>If the whole book is like this, why is it so highly praised, then?

is it?

>>13959771

Oh, I was looking at the wrong trailer.

The movie has an over-the-top, battle race in it though and that's my weak spot.

>>13959109

ITT: People not understanding that jump into transhuumanism is a neutral neither good nor evil process that must happen eventually no matter what we do and the true problem with it is that (((they))) are pushing for it to happen too quickly so that we are not ready for it and that (((they))) can control it.

>>13959819

>implying we're going anywhere before the nigger and mudshit population reaches critical mass and drags us all down to their level

>>13959822

This is one of the cringiest posts I've seen in a while.

>>13959799

It's getting a fucking movie anon, what do you think?

>>13959822

>I walk into Comp Sci

The lowest common denominator.

>>13959831

That faggot's probably from Reddit or cuckchan.

i hope they add the main character from hatred

>>13959819

> (((they))) are pushing for it to happen too quickly

The opposite. They are stalling helpful transhumanism with placebo bullshit that does nothing but makes us their slaves and distract us from our demographical displacement.

>>13959673

This made me feel terrible for masturbating.

>>13959857

That's very ironic.

>>13959842

And Fred was at one point one of the most famous youtube """"personalities"""", you aren't setting the bar much lower

>>13959857

Now is the best time.

>>13959867

You’ve been outed. You can run along now.

>13959822

die

i

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>>13959109

>delusion of plugging ourselves into computers for our entire lives is a jewish control scheme.

What if it's a jewish fantasy. That is, they want to be plugged in forever? Think about it, who would want to be a jew? They are weak, ugly, and stupid. They're voices are awful, their women look like shit and they can not understand how a man can be happy chopping wood and being happy and they envy a man's ability to nail his wife everyday. Why do you think they hate white people?

>>13959819

No.

Jews push transhumanism because they hate themselves and Humanity as a whole. They want to get as far away from that as possible.

While I don't necessarily disagree with Transhumanism, if it goes so far as to replace Humans, it's clearly shit.

>>13959822

You haven't managed to do a single thing you claimed to do so far. Are you getting paid for this or something, or are you just an actual ledditor?

>>13959015

so this is the vidya equivalent of food fight basically?

>>13959876

>>13959878

People nowadays think science will make them live forever as transhuman transsexual cyborgs in space with VR waifus. It’s really retarded that they think science will forever progress and that nothing is beyond man. The problem with being purely scientific is you can only approach questions using verifiable and quantifiable notions. This is why philosophers don’t often overlap with scientists, and when they do they’re shunned (Michael Kaku is a good example of this–people hate him because he philosophizes). Transhumanists never question (or may be incapable of questioning) the nature of the consequences of transhumanism, and even the nature of the self.

Because they entirely lack the ability to self-reflect, they will willingly trap themselves in machines with the foolish idea that their entire existence is contained within fatty matter. They see immortality as a moral obligation, they strive to achieve a world without death. They hope for it, but I fear it. Even if there is nothing after death, it is better than eternal life. If nothing exists after you die, then you need not fear it, as you will have no ability to do so. This is how I know that deep down, they, like everyone else, have an inescapable feeling that there is something after, like waking from a dream.

It’s funny how even with zombies and vampires so popular in media, these idiots still fail entirely to question the burden of immortality. And, particularly in this very specific case, they’re not even thinking about the implications of the economics of the matter. Instead of old people adding to a system that was never funded, can never be funded, and which is going to collapse in all its forms no matter how long people live, they’d prefer “young” people forever enslaved to the debt of the system in general. Force people to work for all eternity to pay back something that no one ever voted on or agreed to.

>>13959884

>It’s really retarded that they think science will forever progress and that nothing is beyond man

there is no limit anon. Where there is a will there's a way.

>>13959879

I wasn't talking about the quality, i was talking about the reception

>>13959908

the movie was made well past fred's height.

>>13959822

>I walk into Comp Sci and not a single person isn't talking about it.

theyre also talking about Big Bang Theory and the newest Star Wars movie

So guys, are there any good video game related media that references video games and is not fucking shit? I can name a few video game related things that are pretty cool but don't reference much.

>Log Horizon inb4 .hack, I haven't yet watched it but it is on my "towatch" list, I'm too busy with Gundam and Slayers to watch it now.

>I remember Hyperversum being a fun novel but I read it a long time ago

>Accel World wasn't good but wasn't complete dogshit like SAO was, it was marginaly better and is my guilty pleasure

I don't think there was ever a good non-Japanese movie about video games not based on video games Wreck it Ralph maybe? But I have never watched it

>>13959916

True, but the only point i was trying to make is that the source material needed to have a good reception at some point to get a movie adaptation in the first place

>>13959918

>Like with the newer Deus Exes

The new ones aren't really the height of writing and it's mostly a hamfisted racism analogy. There's no reason for the augs to be looked down on in the games except for the fact they cuck everyone out of their jobs and by MD went rogue one time.

>>13959921

Give Overlord a shot, either watch the anime or read the light novel. It can be pretty hit and miss though.

>>13959876

Elite Jews aren't the ones plugging themselves in, anon.

>>13959883

food fight took some jew (((imagination))) to create, redditplayerone is 300 pages of popculture referencing

>>13959921

The Last Starfighter was inspired by a game. Also, Tron, more or less.

>>13959934

The protagonist is the worst kind of Japanese protagonist, dense as a neutron star and with the testosterone count of a rock.

>>13959918

Because the augs where at the mercy of what drug and robotics companies wanted, basically they willingly became slaves in order to just gain a small physical advantage.

>>13959884

Yes, I agree with your analysis. They tend to deny, or simply be disgusted by what you or I would see as normal and natural (death and such things) and strive towards the unnatural and unrealistic (Muh Immortality) while ignoring the specifics and denying the consequences. A shame really, because a small degree of transhumanism would improve alot of people's lives without making them pointless altogether.

>>13959897

No, there isn't. You won't be able to bypass the laws of reality because you will it; Nor will anyone else be able to.

>>13959921

>Accelworld

What is it with that fucking hack who doesn't play video games writing about video games anyways? I've always hated how he wrote his vidya characters with the ability to be 2fast4u as their gimmick, rather than being knowledgeable and capable of thinking ahead, like in Overlord or Log Horizon.

>>13959194

It's like every bad 80's movie rolled into one, only they are trying to be completely serious about it.

It'll bomb.

>>13959942

> immortality is a burden

Yeah yeah, I'll see how it is myself before I let some mortals tell me how the immortal feel.

>>13959948

And what law of reality does anything you previously described break? And there are some things that really are impossible like infinite energy or time travel, but most things are within the realm of possibility, we just haven't quite figured it out yet. We don't even fully know how the universe works yet.

>>13959937

He's constantly under a ton of pressure not to disappoint all his incredibly overcompetent underlings and the fact he knows there could be hidden shit out there that can destroy him and his tomb. Give Momonga a break.

>>13959295

>>13959325

>one of the rights holders wanted $14 billion

>Has to be Bliz

Hope its Sunrise for using their Gundam.

>>13959964

He just comes across as dumb and servile, and most of his victories are achieved through sheer dumb luck and him being overpowered.

>>13959668

>Okay, run along now.

You forgot to post your favorite smug anime girl.

>It is, in fact.

Everything that you go on to describe after this point is the attainment of power. Transhumanism is not their goal. They'll attain power some other way if they think it's a better method.

>so they vote the way jews want them to vote

How are "people" who aren't even physically capable of interacting with society eligible to vote? It only makes sense if they're actually members of society.

>That’s what’s being said.

No, you were talking about people existing in a digital space, not a physical body.

>So you can charge them that bill.

Good idea, I'll write it down and send it to corporate. But that doesn't explain how they're going to make any money existing in that digital space so you can profit from them.

>I'm objectively right about hypothetical future social opinions

Wew.

>And you’re the reason for the degeneration of society.

>It doesn't matter that you'll lose eventually lose parts of your body, just die, society would be better off, and will frown at you if you don't do what we want.

Sorry, but nobody's going to buy that line, just like you didn't buy it when you were told that it was time for the white race to die off. When it comes down to it, survival comes first.

>Fun fact: canners and splicers won’t be allowed to live.

1488, fellow /pol/ack. Even if people reached that conclusion, they'd surpass and outnumber regular humans before enough humans were on board to genocide them anyway. Like the immigrant flood, but of people who are actually superior, rather than goat farmers in rape gangs. But please, keep dreaming about the day of the rope that's surely coming, rather than doing anything about it.

>lol how is cutting off healthy tissue different from crutches

>wow ha ha how does injecting cat semen into your brain differ from not doing it lol

Not only did you not explain why either of those is immoral, you assumed that it's being done solely for fun and pleasure, rather than medical necessity. Healthy tissue is destroyed for medical procedures all the time. Like I said, baby and bathwater.

The whole list of references:

The Iron Giant,

the DeLorean time machine from Back to the Future,

outfitted with KITT from Knight Rider,

the DC Comics universe,

The Lord of the Rings,

Freddy Krueger,

Duke Nukem,

the possessed car from Christine,

the van from The A-Team,

the modified Ford Falcon used in Mad Max,

the monster truck Bigfoot,

Kaneda's motorcycle from Akira,

Tracer from Overwatch,

The RX-78-2 Gundam fromMobile

Suit Gundam,

Ryu, Blanka and Chun-Li from Street Fighter,

Lara Croft from Tomb Raider,

the Mach 5 from Speed Racer,

Chucky from Child's Play,

and Battletoads.

>>13959969

Yeah that's the joke. Otherwise you'd never get to hear him panicking and going 'OH FUCK' when he's not around the NPCs.

But hey, it's like anon said, it's a hit or miss

>>13959986

Kill Yourself Mate.

>>13959935

Not yet because there's nothing worth plugging themselves into.

>>13959986

>Who deleted my posts?

They were deleted because you're a reddit-tier faggot. Now end yourself.

>>13959958

Not anon but its a fat lesbian nigger and I can say that at least blade of the immortal was funny by its cringe. This was pure disgust.

So this is basically just one of those reference comedy movies that were the craze a decade ago right? Except without the toilet humor.

>>13959989

>Yeah that's the joke.

It would be funny if it wasn't every Isekai story ever. Dumbfuck gets dumped into new world and proceeds to constantly attain victory without actually earning it. It just feels cheap and masturbatory. The story would be far more interesting if was less about the protagonist being dumb as a post and winning because of author fiat and more about politicking and scheming.

>>13960006

And whoever made this had autism and has to keep referencing things right after another instead of drawing everything out.

>>13960002

>immortality etc

check out the dig by alan dean foster, a great deal of the book deals with an entire race's experience with immortality

>>13959942

>immortality is a burden

To this day I've never met someone who actually wanted to die IRL. Even 80-90 year olds desperately cling to life as much as they possibly can. Granted, immortality without the ability to die would be shit, but as long as there's a way to end your life I guarantee 99.99% of people will take it.

>>13959969

That's kind of the point. He's not a super strong Marty Stu who spends all day conquering the world while mocking the inferior and spending all night fucking Shalltear and Albedo, that would just be a regular boring ass power fantasy even with the good worldbuilding the novel has. He's a regular ass salaryman who doesn't even want to conquer the world but he feels pressured by his servants, who he pretty much considers his children. He's not too dense or too stupid to piss me off, but he's constantly outclassed by everyone in the mental department. I find him kind of a cute character to be honest.

>>13960013

I can't wait to see all half a second of its appearance, since there's no way any IP is going to get anywhere near enough screen time to be considered meaningful in this clusterfuck.

>>13960018

I will, thanks anon after I finally finish Reasonable Faith as well as Brother's Karamazov and the Mistborn series

>>13960021

Check what, faggot?

My former boss got this book in one of those loot crate things, and went on about it for a couple weeks. He aggressively egged me into borrowing it from him and reading it. It is pretty reddity.

>>13959971

>Transhumanism is not their goal.

Evidence.

>How are “people” who aren’t even physically capable of interacting with society eligible to vote?

You’re fucking kidding, right? Niggers vote. Women vote. Non-landowners vote. In some countries, people who aren’t even citizens of the country vote. YOU’RE EVIL IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THESE THINGS. They are ALREADY saying that “AI” should have personhood rights. All you have to do is make 1,000,000 copies of an AI and you suddenly have 1,000,000 new voters who WOW WHAT A SURPRISE vote exactly the way their creators want them to vote. GET. SOME. CRITICAL. THINKING.

>It only makes sense if they’re actually members of society.

When has “making sense” ever been relevant to what jews do to people, anon.

>No, you were talking about people existing in a digital space, not a physical body.

Whatever you want, shlomo.

>But that doesn’t explain how they’re going to make any money existing in that digital space so you can profit from them.

Yeah, no one has ever made any money digitally. That has never happened. Ever. At any time. For any reason. In any capacity. Bitcoin doesn’t exist. Neither do stocks. Nor derivatives; they don’t exist. Oh, and video games sure don’t exist, either.

>fact is a matter of opinion

>>>/leftypol/

>When it comes down to it, survival comes first.

Except for you, apparently, who is willing to allow anything to happen to society as long as your fee fees aren’t hurt and you can engage in your debauchery all you like.

>Even if people reached that conclusion, they’d surpass and outnumber regular humans before enough humans were on board to genocide them anyway.

No real evidence of this.

>But please, keep dreaming about the day of the rope that’s surely coming, rather than doing anything about it.

So… stop acting like you, act more like me. Got it.

>Not only did you not explain why either of those is immoral

Your inability to comprehend what was written does not mean that it was not there.

>you assumed that it’s being done solely for fun and pleasure

Inherently the point, yes.

>rather than medical necessity

There will never be a medical necessity to cut off your arms and replace them with machines, nor a medical necessity to make your skin red and give you anime eyes.

>Healthy tissue is destroyed for medical procedures all the time.

Don’t be a flippant reductionist. “Oh no, his stomach skin is healthy so we can’t cut into him to remove that appendix!” is not an argument.

>>13960034

>loot crate

I've always been suspicious that the stuff given in those does not justify the fees for it.

>>13960023

So, the story is about a dumb person being dumb? Why the fuck is this shit popular? Do people enjoy reading about subhuman idiots winning because of plot armor because they identify with them and wish they too could steamroll everything without having to put in hard work?

>>13960034

Does the fact that a person that gets paid more money than you and gets to shit on other humans enjoying this garbage keep you up at night?

>>13960041

>reifag

Filthy jews, the lot of them

>>13960020

His IQ is not high enough.

>>13960044

>Not understanding why people might want to read stories about an average joe thrown into an extraordinary situation.

I'm not saying that the theme is good themes are never good or bad, what matters is how well they are pulled off but it doesn't take a genius to figure out why people like such things.

>>13960042

They definitely do, based on what he told me. They are memeboxes

>>13960044 (Checked)

No

>>13960042

>>13960068

*don't

>he actually hopped onto a VPN to agree with himself

Christ.

>>13960047

>not being both a reifag and asukfag and misatofag

Plebs, I am surrounded by plebs.

>>13960059

>an average joe

He's not average though, he's well below average in both intelligence and personality. He's a dumb doormat.

>but it doesn't take a genius to figure out why people like such things.

For the life of me I will never understand why consistently below average, pathetic sack of shit protagonists that never improve, or attempt to improve, or learn from their mistakes are popular.

Say what you want about Gantz but the protagonist at the start of the story is completely unrecognizable by the end of it, and it actually happens naturally and without him becoming some overpowered genius, and this despite being surrounded by smarter and more competent people than him.

>>13960075

>star wars isnt even good enough to be referenced in reddit player one

>>13960023

It's because humanity is 95% selfish little sociopaths in a world of shit, and we refuse to have basic empathy.

>>13960033

Them numbers

>>13960044

>Do people enjoy reading about subhuman idiots winning because of plot armor because they identify with them and wish they too could steamroll everything without having to put in hard work?

Do you seriously have to ask this? Lemmings are subhuman and refuse to think.

>>13960044

>Does the fact that a person that gets paid more money than you and gets to shit on other humans enjoying this garbage keep you up at night?

Nearly all of my managers have either been redditor types, or straight up goons. For too long the noble, gentle anon has suffered and slaved away beneath this cabal of elitist internationalists with shit taste.

>>13960075

Disney must have an honed sense to avoid bad publicity, mostly.

>>13960095

except when it comes to having EA make their games

>>13960044

>the story is about a dumb person being dumb?

No, it's about a japanese salaryman getting put in a situation in which he's clearly unprepared for but still trying his best to come out fine.

>Do people enjoy reading about subhuman idiots winning because of plot armor because they identify with them and wish they too could steamroll everything without having to put in hard work?

Do people enjoy reading about subhuman idiots winning because they identify with them and wish they could too steamroll everything after putting in hard work?

See, I can play the oversimplification game too.

>>13959129

Honest question: What's the first song in the trailer?

>>13959163

>>13959157

>>13959199

>>13959215

>>13959968

>>13959983

Doesn't it also amaze anyone that in the future the film/book predicts, people have become so creatively bankrupt that they'd rather revel in shit that was decades ago, and long before any of them were born, rather than create their own shit?

>>13959166

I unironically enjoyed this. Sadly, the "80's culture" in this film made sense because all the aliens had to base human culture off of was whatever was included in the time capsule.

>>13960084

never understand why consistently below average, pathetic sack of shit protagonists that never improve, or attempt to improve, or learn from their mistakes are popular.

The characters are more relatable that way.

>>13960100

Right.

>>13959166

pixels was just that bit from a futurama episode extended 90 min

>>13959983

If its like the book there are more references. I know for sure it'll have the 2112 Rush album because its one of the stupud challenges.

>>13960107

>Doesn't it also amaze anyone that in the future the film/book predicts, people have become so creatively bankrupt that they'd rather revel in shit that was decades ago, and long before any of them were born, rather than create their own shit?

Not really, it has been this way for years

ex. Every Hollyjew movie, some of the most popular TV shows, AAA games

>>13960108

forgot my meme arrow

Daily reminder that this is on the reading list of the United States Marine Corps.

>>13960130

As in required reading?

>>13960025

You're probably right. 90% of the people who happen to notice it won't even know where it's from.

>>13960084

Momonga is kinda dumb, but he's good at his job and the game he loved. Thus, the fact that he bluffs through many situations while relying on his intelligent subordinates Although I admit there are times when it's more blind luck than bluffing, and your tolerance for this is probably much less than mine

The idea of an average salary worker being put into that sort of situation is pretty fucking funny, yes.

>But muh character development

That doesn't happen with Momonga. Other characters change, but not him. I don't have an issue with this, because just like in, say, OPM, the Main Character doesn't need to change.

Polite sage since we're way the fuck off topic

>>13960136

>When the protagonist is being even more retarded than me and behaving in ways no sane human would that's bad fucking writing.

Congratulations anon, you are immediately smarty than majority of the people on the planet!

>>13960130

bullshit.

>>13960130

Source. I cannot possibly belive that

>>13960136

>And it's handled horribly

No it's not. The characters and their arcs are fine and the worldbuilding is good. It's by no means a glorious masterpiece but it's pretty entertaining. Remember my first post, hit or miss

>>13960166

Why are some Marines being required to read good shit like Starship Troopers while others get teen shit?

>>13960189

>Audiobooks

Heh, it must physically hurt to hear it read compared to just reading it.

>>13960189

What in the everloving fuck is this horseshit

>>13960155

>the Main Character doesn't need to change.

He pretty much fucking does. A character that doesn't learn and adapt from things he experiences in the plot is beyond godawful. If he's not changing then he's just a projecting of the audience, and just like anything aimed at the majority, it gets thrown down to the lowest common denominator, hence why most PCs are dumb as bricks.

>>13960156

I'm not saying I'm smart, but when the majority the audience looks at what the protagonist is doing and thinks "You're a dense idiot" you got yourself a bad protagonist. Lazy writers mostly make them dumb and let them win through deus ex machina because it requires little effort on their part, the protagonist is never actually proactive or has to plan ahead, they can just move him from one shitty gag and embarrassing situation to the next without requiring character growth or an actual plot, just build some sort of tension and let the power of friendship win the day.

>>13960189

Torture training

>>13960197

Some of them are spics and niggers (hence audiobooks) and some of them are actually human.

>>13960214

>BAZINGA! you infidel dog

>>13960214

They should blast that shit at the mudshits to make them surrender.

>>13959128

>>13959624

>>13959044

>>13959142

>>13959170

After reading these I can only think of one way to describe it. It like a cake, but consisting of 90% icing (pop culture references) and 10% actual cake (actual substance). You could probably take one bite of that horrible meal and be okay, while eating any more will just make you throw up. How the heck did this even get published?

>>13960209

>I'm not saying I'm smart, but when the majority the audience looks at what the protagonist is doing and thinks "You're a dense idiot" you got yourself a bad protagonist.

That's part of the charm of The Irresponsible Captain Tylor, but the guy also grows throughout the series.

>>13959958

It's been 2+ years since I read it, but that's already something that's been said plenty of times in this thread.

How about the part where the big bad corp get ahold of a special bomb that instakills everyone (secretly obtained from an auction) in the big final fight and uses it, but Wade got a bullshit "extra life" from playing a perfect Pac Man run back int he beginning of the book and gets to keep going. The battle itself is cringy beyond belief, because it's just a mishmash of every sci-fi thing in the world all thrown together.

>>13960239

It’s the book equivalent of the Rich Evans quote about movies.

>It’s like being dead for 90 minutes, but I’m eating popcorn.

>>13960260

I remember an anon posting slides from some military seminar about trannies, microaggression and faggots. It's obvious the Jews want to make the US military as ineffective as possible.

>>13960289

CIA SAD doesnt actually fight anybody, they train local warlords and geurilla groups to try to keep out the taliban and other fringe armed muslim radicals

>>13959457

>>13959448

If you want to die you might as well do it now, you pathetic weaklings.

>>13959624

I'll admit somehow I accidentally linked you in my previous post.

Newton was definitely a virgin, was mostly solitary and the only woman that was ever close to him (not romantically but just cleaning and cooking while he was busy) was a niece.

Einstein got married and had kids and even a affair.

Galieo, I have no idea but have never heard of him having any woman in his life.

>>13960209

>He pretty much fucking does

Nah. He's a big spooky skeleton who can BTFO almost anyone in a 1 on 1 fight, since that's one of the things he is shown to be skilled at.

>If he's not changing then he's just a projecting of the audience

How do you mean? To me, personally, I just find it funny and as the other anon said, a little cute to see Momonga bumbling his way around the NPCs like a newly made parent. Although the fights can be neat too. Be honest, are you just salty about Volume 12? Because we all are.

Holy shit I made this thread just now and in less than a day it has already hit bump limit. I can't wait to see when the movie is out. It will be just like Mass Effect Andromeda's.

You guys are mixing up biological immortality with godlike deathlessness.

There's nothing wrong with extending your life-span to thousands of years, and being able to decide when you're ready to go.

No one wants to live forever, but there's nothing wrong from wanting to not be a race of short-lived vermin.

>>13960360

By normal standards, Humans are actually quite long lived. Immortality carries some other problems which are spoke of often in fiction, though. Namely reproduction. When everyone can live forever, our birth rates will have to plummet tremendously, to the point where accidents and criminal killings have the same rate as births, or we'll shortly overtake our population limits and go extinct by overpopulation.

To add to that, why in the hell would you want to potentially extend the lives of Jews and Niggers?

>>13960386

>writing your own book

>not making your own game

Where do you think we are?

>>13960386

Same reason I don't murder you all, I have a conscience.

>>13960386

Ive written several you shitposting faggot

>implying I will ever get published

>>13960392

Well in their defence, urban warfare is essentially the same even with drones and whatnot. And you can still takeaway things from WW2 like the importance of coordinated air, sea, and land as well as how they supplied the forces. It doesn't hurt to read that so long as you don't forget the changes in war to today.

>>13960377

Well most women tend to marry and have children at 20 to 30 or 35? I don't remember because having children after that age is pretty fucking risky. If we manage to extend human lifespan while at the same time giving people the ability to have children far later in their lives I can see the birth rates plummeting unless we're talking about niggers, those fuckers literally won't use contraception to save their lives, see AIDS. We're gonna have to castrate one or two of them. And by one or two I mean Africa.

>>13960416

they have ready player one in 3 formats

while they cant be bothered to give you a book on occupying a sandnigger city

>>13960386

>>13960396

>not "How's your web/co/mic /co/?"

>>13960251

I was in the Marine Corps Infantry for 8 years, and I agree wholeheartedly. We've completely sacrificed warfighting capability and ethos for no good reason. also, we have outdated equipment and a retarded logistical doctrine It doesn't surprise me at all this is on the Commandant's reading list.

>>13960418

It can happen at any age, so long as they aren't sterile. But even so, I don't think it'd happen. Even if you only had 1 Child born for every, say, 4 Adults, the population would still climb extremely fast, what with the lack of natural deaths and people living well into their 80s. It's already a problem, even as things are now, with Old people taking up a huge chunk of the population despite them not being very productive.

>>13960525

It's basically going to be sword art online, except for even more retarded normalfags if that is somehow even possible.

>>13960538