CASTLEVANIA RANKINGS
>Castlevania 1
Perfect as all hell. Required playing. Unfortunately very short and has the unfortunate first installment oddities (minimalist animation etc).
FIRST POST BEST POST/ 10
>Vampire Killer
Cute experiment. I like some arrangements of the soundtrack. If you like how straightforward and arcadelike the Classicvanias are, you will hate this game. If you like getting lost, you'll love it. You're forced to 1cc it.
SkeleDrac / 10
>Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
A strange beast. Could have been a better game were it not for incredibly stupid design choices.
Why won't you let me love you / 10
>Haunted Castle
Worth playing for the OST alone. Sloppy as shit but fun once you get into the 1cc ethic. Not for casuals.
Poopoo walking animation / 10
>Kid Dracula
A fun Mega Man-esque romp. Great except for that stupid quiz question bonus game.
Is that ghost a Klansman? / 10
>Castlevania III/ Akumajou Densetsu
Spectacular follow up to what made Castlevania 1 great. Alucard is unfortunately a bit underpowered, but still useful as a knockback safety net. Play the Famicom ver. for GOAT sountrack
Press F for Grant / 10
Super Castlevania IV
This game is fucking stuck on easy modo thanks to the multi directional whip while still being designed as though you have the NES whip. Excellent visual presentation, but most don't dig the atmospheric soundtrack.
DUDE MODE 7 LMAO / 10
>Akumajou Dracula 68000/ Castlevania Chronicles
Castlevania 1 Super Turbo. Presentation is incredible. Soundtracks (and the various sound modules) are an acquired taste, but amazing once you get the ear for them. Not for casuals. Except for Arrange Mode with bishonen redhead Simon.
8 PLAYTHROUGH LOOPS OF PAIN/ 10
>Castlevania Bloodlines
Greatest Classicvania OST hands down. surprisingly gory. Best reason to own a Sega Genesis.
Nazi Skellys /10
>Rondo of Blood
Aesthetic as fuck. Somehow manages to be more straightforward than Castlevania III. Has some presentation issues IMO. Anime cutscenes are odd, but are likely there thanks to the CD Rom format. Maria is cute but sucks all the challenge away.
C A S T L E W A V E / 10
>Castlevania X
Soundtrack is adapted as well as it could be to SNES. Has questionable stage design choices. Best Stage 1.
NO MARIA/ 10
>The Castlevania Adventure
Just when you think nothing could surpass Simon's Quest in terms of clumsy design, this comes in. Choppy as fuck. Decent ost. Don't play it.
WTF did I just lose my whip? / 10
>Belmont's Revenge
Makes amends for how shitty The Adventure was. Weapon selection is region dependent. Amazing Gameboy soundtrack. Sluggish.
Not bad / 10
>Castlevania Legends
Sonia is a decent CV waifu, but the level design is just ungodly bland and the stages overstay its welcome. Has the distinction of having the most ear rape Bloody Tears ever.
NONCANON/ 10
>Castlevania 64/ Legacy of Darkness
An unfortunate misstep with numerous design flaws, but fun with the right mindset. Carrie is best grill.
Motoskellies /10
>Symphony of the Night
Singlehandedly responsible for casualizing the franchise. Hauntingly beautiful presentation and soundtrack. Worth a playthrough or two.
Worst second half ever /10
>Circle of the Moon
Strangely unbalanced metroidvania in terms of design. Enjoyable nonetheless. DSS system is novel but horridly implemented. Great soundtrack for GBA's pitiful sound capabilites.
Y CAN'T VANIA RUN /10
>Harmony of Dissonance
Soundtrack is an acquired taste (lets be honest, it's cacophonous). A goddamn mess. Why is Juste an Alucard clone?
Albino Belmondo/ 10
>Aria of Sorrow
Makes up for the mediocrity of the rest of the GBA trilogy. packed with stuff. Great ost.
Bathhouse succubi / 10
>Dawn of Sorrow
Touchscreen is shit. surprisingly good presentation. Unlike Rondo, Anime character designs here are blaaaand.
Eh / 10
>Portrait of Ruin
Has a lot of Dracula X fanservice for some reason. Not a bad thing. partner switch mechanic always felt odd to me.
JONATHANCHARLOTTEJONATHANCHARLOTTE /10
>Order of Ecclesia
GOD… DAMN. Brilliant sendoff to the Metroidvania subset of games. Shanoa is sexy as fuck. Surprisingly hard. Undertaker as an elite enemy makes me laugh.
Magic Tramp Stamp /10
>The Adventure ReBIRTH
This is everything I ever wanted in a modern CV release. Odd bits of flash ish animation here and there. Soundtrack is GOAT.
Laser Grim Reaper / 10
>Lament of Innocence
Never played
>Curse of Darkness
Never played
>Lords of Shadow
Eww nigga