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File: 389ba38c9fa4a22⋯.png (129.1 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 10653004_m.png)

599fa6 No.13869750

It's bothered me for a long time, I could make a guess, but I'm to lazy to do the math.

I was thinking about this when Pokemon Box became a thing so just assume I'm talking about the 3ds titles.

0ebc35 No.13869775

Probably only a few bytes.


6afacf No.13869790


71e4a5 No.13869858

>>13869775

How much space would they take up in-world? Do pokemon die when the in-game P.C. crashes?


631c48 No.13869886

>>13869858

How much room do the animal and mineral matter take up?

Or maybe we juat dont be autism


c39c91 No.13869895

File: 9c80e2ea65b753b⋯.png (525.74 KB, 1359x554, 1359:554, 0b6606d3efb27a6c1e279ef819….png)

>>13869750

More importantly is the software that stores the pokemon free and libre?


7e4640 No.13869922

One sperm contain 37.5 MB of data.

Now, the average male ejaculates [something something] ounces which turns into [this amount] of sperm, knowing this information we can add a sufficient number to fill a Pokémon, for example a meowth.

Fuck, I'm lazy, you do the rest.


b37fc9 No.13870368

>>13869922

>One sperm contain 37.5 MB of data.

>The average male ejaculates 2 and 5 milliliters(ml) of semen (on average about a teaspoon).

>In each ml of semen there are normally about 100 million sperm.

>One Pokemon takes up 232 bytes of data in a PC box in gen 6.

Knowing this information we can figure out how many Pokemon one could store in their average cum shot. With the data above we learn that there are 3750000000 Megabytes or 3576.27869 Terabytes of "sperm data" per ml of semen. With this we now learn the average male ejaculates between 7500000000 Megabytes or 7152.5 Terabytes and 18750000000 Megabytes or 17881.39 Terabytes of data per cum shot. Dividing both numbers by the amount of data a Pokemon takes up gives us how many Pokemon we have per ejaculation. This gives us the obscenely large numbers between 3.3897931 × 10^13 and 8.47448276 × 10^13.

TL;DR somewhere between thirty-three trillion and eighty-four trillion Pokemon could be stored in one tissue.


6d154a No.13870376

>>13870368

/v/ - Video Games


0ad10a No.13870380

I've got a Braixen folder that's a few GBs big


95387d No.13870397

File: 86b682826eabc3e⋯.png (36.72 KB, 823x316, 823:316, pokemon_per_ml.png)

>>13870368

Fuckin' saved


625412 No.13870444

>>13869895

Most if not all of the characters in charge of the PSS in their respective games live in small houses surrounded by computers, except for in Sun/Moon, where he works in an observatory and maintains Alola's PSS as a hobby. All systems except for Bill's are considered upgrades of previous technology and is available for free for anyone to use. I'm pretty sure it's Libre, The bigger question is how can they maintain it if they have no income from users? Is it like a facebook scenario where the users data is the thing being sold? Is it subsidized by the government in exchange for the data on each trainers pokemon?


79f679 No.13870457

>>13870444

Maybe they run ads. This kinda the same conundrum of the pokecenters.


799e3c No.13870478

How was this worth a fucking thread?


7172e6 No.13870490

>>13870478

How was that worth a single post?


799e3c No.13870500

>>13870490

>comparing a single post to a single thread

this is like comparing pokemon to sperm my dude


b37fc9 No.13870507

>>13870444

>How do they maintain it

With your logic its probably the Pokemon centers just supplying free computers with the software installed for anyone to use kinda like a public library. Bill, Celio, Bridget and all of the others nerds are probably just doing the software thing for free while providing their own hardware when needed (think leafgreen firered with the cross region trading machine). On the question of how it works perhaps its a decentralized network like i2p or the like which is why data can be accessed anywhere on the continent and further (HGSS Arceus side quest), this explains the free problem and why the system can be accessed on almost every computer in the games, it's either already installed or the protag installs it himself. That or its just region wide dropbox.


795e01 No.13870560

>>13870368

This is why /v/ exists.


438c17 No.13870580

File: 770418783317fb5⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 910x480, 91:48, injecting.jpg)

>>13870368

But do we have the technology to inject pokemon into sperm?


b37fc9 No.13870604

>>13869922

God damn it I just double checked and the number is off because this anon had the wrong number for mb per sperm, the number per sperm would be anywhere from 700mb to several gigabytes


599fa6 No.13870746

Op here.

Wtf.


44c4e1 No.13870763

>>13870746

we have ids here you cuckchan rapeugee


634c2e No.13870769

File: 83dcbca2cca74e1⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.36 MB, 480x360, 4:3, loli catgirls.webm)

>>13870368

i love this board. i love you.


a820c4 No.13870775

File: 6034c6b688ff777⋯.jpg (117.75 KB, 1002x870, 167:145, 1278329294033.jpg)

>>13870376

This is the sort of thing that makes imageboards worth it you humourless fag.

>>13870560

Old.


7fb64b No.13870869

>>13870763

>ID's are gay


70d431 No.13870903

>>13870444

So… You know how you can send a ten year old out into the world with little care for his safety? My theory is that the Servers are essentially run on Donations, a la Linux, because the digital-biological bridge involving Pokemon has probably led to major advancements in medical technology, to the point that you can essentially take apart and reassemble virtual data before reconstituting in the real world.

Put another way, I think that box full of inbred charmanders is likely supported by adults in the series because those incestuous little fucks are likely the raw biomatter they use every time the town drunk needs a new liver, or to bring a 10 year old back to life, because that happens a lot.

So… 10 year olds capturing wild Pokemon for medical biomass, supported by adults as part of a national free medical insurance plan, and none of the kids are told because that would destroy their childlike innocence.


1060d4 No.13870918

File: 3f0b6ab4da5feb3⋯.png (256.2 KB, 1130x545, 226:109, Neon Genesis Evangoofion.png)

>>13870368

>all those neet jizz bottles are actually CIA niggers' data storage units


691e57 No.13871490

>>13870903

Linux doesn't run on donations. Some of it is written by volunteers, but most of it is written by paid employees of companies that need specific modifications and improvements. By sending them upstream, back into the project, those improvements get maintained centrally and it costs them less effort to keep them up-to-date.

A lot of open source development is like that.


fdf894 No.13871506

>>13870368

<not knowing you need to store data about moves

also compression


a4bdf9 No.13871512

File: 2cdc6a056160451⋯.png (7.41 KB, 1280x198, 640:99, 2017-11-27 00:07:37.png)

File: 138cbb39b8a4b55⋯.png (86.08 KB, 1280x440, 32:11, digimon lorefag.png)


7124c2 No.13872968

File: 8746198f670cee7⋯.png (243.15 KB, 488x284, 122:71, Bills_Maintenance.png)

>>13869858

They're not stored in the in-game PC.

They get transferred to the Pokémon Storage System, presumably a cloud-based service of sorts. Exactly where they're stored seems to depend on the user's region, but beyond that, it's not really explained how any of this stuff works. All we really know is that each region's got at least one person maintaining the entire system for that area, for seemingly no compensation. that we know of.

The servers likely have a bunch of redundancies or failsafes to minimize the likelihood of dataloss, but assuming the servers were to fail somehow, that'd probably be the end of them.


6b4832 No.13873998

>>13870368

>All that you are can be represented by a combined ~75mb of code

Wow.


7124c2 No.13874085

>>13873998

>The basis for all that you are, sans experience, memories, etc can be represented by a combined ~75mb of code.

FTFY


7c9c8b No.13874109

File: 10af755f5604697⋯.gif (181.96 KB, 287x277, 287:277, Gopnik.gif)

>>13870769

>tfw i get to see some fine loli ass


2c3fc5 No.13874147

>>13871506

>moves

Learn how to read. A bigger problem is the lack of actually defining a pokemon’s genetic information in the “252 byte” definition.


d35e5c No.13874163

File: 0ffecb2c900e0fe⋯.png (413.26 KB, 500x633, 500:633, hugh mungus.png)

>>13870368

Top fucking percentage, anon.


cfbc1a No.13874174

File: 4f3919b771a4d9d⋯.jpg (165.43 KB, 630x680, 63:68, 4f3919b771a4d9ddb88be6f77c….jpg)

>>13870368

Okay, but then how many generations of Pokemon would we need to go through to get max out that number?


b25d88 No.13874181

>>13870368

Assuming simple consumer level gene sequencing USB devices become feasible in the near future and a script could be set up to interpret nucleotide sequences into either processor commands or memory bytes, look forward to Pokémon: Blue Version "Gotta Cum 'Em All!" in 55:29


7e4640 No.13874642


b37fc9 No.13875020

>>13874642

its cool friendo, there is no exact number anyways


dd9297 No.13875047

File: e9d4e42bd78c2a9⋯.jpg (38.09 KB, 189x165, 63:55, 1384847246959.jpg)

>>13870368

>tfw 84 trillion pokemon and still no shiny ponyta


df3985 No.13876084

File: aebb66487ad2608⋯.jpg (22.26 KB, 284x181, 284:181, a19935f60a7bfda00a72fa9059….jpg)

>>13871512

>Digimon are fuckable

We already knew that.




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