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37bbc5 No.13803003

aefcb7 No.13803011

>Sabrina the teenage witch reboot

What?


34312b No.13803021

File: 09879e67e46aa54⋯.jpg (15 KB, 320x240, 4:3, who1.jpg)


02776d No.13803024

File: 3a9f3b51a1f69c9⋯.jpg (71.29 KB, 415x484, 415:484, 3a9f3b51a1f69c9c10b9bf887a….jpg)

>Telltale "games"

Those have about as much gameplay as walking simulators.


257e21 No.13803036

>>13803003

>>13803011

>edgy sabrina the teenage witch reboot

The fuck?

Also no OP, I don't get that feeling. Didn't TellTale fire a quarter of it's staff a while ago? Are they even in the right footing to produce a """""game"""""?


7a2b2e No.13803044

I think the Minecraft one is kind of the logical conclusion to all of this. Not even a MLP one would've been as ridiculous.


1bd379 No.13803076

File: e2584594031f072⋯.jpg (266.16 KB, 640x981, 640:981, Sonic_Sabrina_Cover.jpg)

>>13803003

While it seems odd to suggest, I'm betting on a Star Trek Telltale game which will be absolute ass.

>>13803021

Riverdale is a really edgy television show based on Archie Comics and Sabrina the Teenage Witch is another Archie Comics series that I don't know anything about.


2781a3 No.13803090

File: dce9fbecac08862⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1576x660, 394:165, furious checking.png)

>>13803003

>episodic

>story driven

>interactive adventure

was advertising your fecalphiliac tendencies to everyone on this board part of your plan OP?


8f72e6 No.13803092

File: 4bb5176cb38feb2⋯.gif (1.34 MB, 540x655, 108:131, 488cea6826ae97630cfc90b699….gif)


6cdad6 No.13803184

>>13803011

>Sabrina the teenage witch reboot

Why? Who asked for this? Are they really so creatively bankrupt they can't even come up with anything better than Sabrina?


6fd886 No.13803204

How come they don't just make choose your own adventure games? why make a visual novel with no real choices? at least in visual novels you can choose which girl to fuck.


3bc9d0 No.13803218

File: 01008822f7bb50d⋯.jpg (84.79 KB, 705x960, 47:64, 01008822f7bb50d1bb76a7a1ac….jpg)

>>13803003

>the dark and edgy Sabrina the teenage witch reboot

>>13803092

>The CW and the creators of the new series have said it’s in the same vein as Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist and will see Sabrina struggle with her dual nature as half-witch and half-mortal "while standing against the evil forces that threaten her, her family, and the daylight world humans inhabit."

>rosemary's baby

>mix a teenager comedy with (((roman polanski)))


6fd886 No.13803223

File: c751291482004ac⋯.jpg (89.94 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Sabrina_the_Animated_Serie….jpg)

>>13803204

Also remember the cartoon? I really liked it when I was a kid. Always wondered why one of the older witches was called Zelda.


8f72e6 No.13803229

File: adc9d307fd0830b⋯.png (388.21 KB, 620x355, 124:71, ClipboardImage.png)

>>13803204

>How come they don't just make choose your own adventure games?


6cdad6 No.13803238

>>13803229

>make VN decrying muh patriarchy and using historical revisionism

>immediately afterwards make another VN about muh loving dyke rape and BDSM

Trannies are the filth of the world.


aefcb7 No.13803259

>>13803184

You just know they're going to shove diversity into every corner of it too, ruining the original pure Sabrina. Don't even wanna know what they'll do to salem.


1abca1 No.13803336

>>13803259

A more wide-eyed and hopeful me would say that they'll make it along the lines of Buffy, with some Dark plot and evil monsters and mayhem that needs our half-witch to take care of.

The more experienced me says they raped Jughead's cheerful character and they're going to rape this one to, and they're not even going to give us the small mercy of making Sabrina the good, Fan-serviceable lesbian/bi. She's going to get a single lesbian kiss then it's going to be angst and reverse twilight with Harvey.


3bc9d0 No.13803361

File: 2bfcaecf3fb7067⋯.jpg (65.12 KB, 575x527, 575:527, 2bfcaecf3fb706788b1d0f8f93….jpg)

>>13803259

>Don't even wanna know what they'll do to salem.

Make him a gay exotic african animal who is the reincarnation of one of Muhammeds pets?

>>13803336

>harvey is not gonna be somewhat slow and a good guy but smart and an evil controlling, "entitled" guy


1abca1 No.13803396

>>13803361

You know… I wouldn't mind that version of Salem so much if he was played by a black comedian who was there to basically take a dump on the series, basically be the best character, and give it some actual levity. Keegan-Michael Key needs a paycheck right?


c38d81 No.13803418

>>13803003

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO ARCHIE

OH MY GOD!


1abca1 No.13803448

>>13803418

Jughead isn't even Jughead anymore. Just stick to various iterations of the comics and binge-watch Archie's Weird Mysteries.


274499 No.13803484

>>13803204

Because it's infeasible unless you ensure any non-canon choice you make leads to a bad end.

>typical telltale game has five episodes

>even if there was as few as one branching choice per episode that would mean making as many as 16 different versions of episode five with 32 different endings

You tend to only see that kind of shit in VNs because they can be ambitious with the branches due to the lower production costs, and even then they tend to have non-canon choices leading to bad ends with only the true end being considered canon for sequels.


fb9cd2 No.13803488

>>13803076

>Riverdale is a really edgy television show based on Archie Comics and Sabrina the Teenage Witch is another Archie Comics series that I don't know anything about.

What, just base it entirely off the Archie comics, then we can shitpost


6fd886 No.13803567

>>13803484

Clearly the solution is to not have them be episodic and just release one good game with lots of meaningful choices. Never gonna happen but a man can hope.


a66fb3 No.13803583

Telltale has no right to exist.


8f72e6 No.13803588

File: be145846764c83e⋯.png (967.48 KB, 640x901, 640:901, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f4569c875ac51da⋯.png (1.06 MB, 640x894, 320:447, ClipboardImage.png)

>>13803567

>Never gonna happen again, but a man can hope.

FTFY


c74c49 No.13803607

>>13803418

I only saw the first episode, but the plot was literally that Archie witnessed the murder of Cheryl Blossom's brother who she seemed to be having an incestuous relationship with, but Archie couldn't tell anybody because he was getting molested by Ms. Grundy at the time, and she told him he'd get in trouble if he told anybody. This plot was not resolved by the end of the episode, so I'm left to think it is actually the arc of the first season.

It was seriously the most fucked up thing I've ever watched. I mean Smallville had an episode where Clark's teacher had pheromone powers and tried to molest him, then turned murderous when her powers didn't work on him and he escaped, but at least she was portrayed as a villain, and it was only a single episode.


42bbd2 No.13803733

>>13803607

Don't forget the part where they have Betty's gay friend tell us that he sucked off Moose, who is confirmed Bi in this series.


a294c9 No.13804865

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>>13803418

Jughead now a bad boy on motorcycle who fucking Betty. Betty has a evil alternate personality. Character call her dark Betty in universe. Plus Betty sister got knocked up by her cousin.


b9afbf No.13804874

>telltale """games"""


40ce9f No.13804904

>>13803003

I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm 90% sure the world would be a lot better if you killed yourself right now.


7a2b2e No.13804912

>>13803607

>American McGee's Archie


bde499 No.13805520

File: 385d1891e52efd9⋯.png (173.45 KB, 384x640, 3:5, mute.png)

>>13803238

Was I supposed to sympathize with the other chick?

>is a bitch to everyone for years despite living luxury

>threatens to accuse her family of treason

>is a nympho

>commits genocide

>tfw no neo-confucian wife


bb1feb No.13805538

>>13804865

Betty being a psychopath is practically canon in the old comic though


a294c9 No.13806722

>>13805520

Can a mute girl cry rape?


ced2cb No.13807252

>telltale

>game


a294c9 No.13812245

>>13807252

But the first one was a game


087572 No.13812258

File: 2c5b709813dc016⋯.jpg (1.7 MB, 2400x3225, 32:43, archiezombie.jpg)

Will it be as good as this?


a294c9 No.13812289

>>13812258

Fun fact. CW teasing zombies for season 2 of Riverdale




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