fbad9a No.13795165
WHERE THE UPDATE TOADY
WHERE THE NEW VERSION
WHERE THE VIDEOGAMES
177133 No.13795344
>>13795165
When is this nigger going to focus on Fort and nothing else like he should be, adventure modes a shit.
b2dcf5 No.13795363
>trusting toady
You are what's wrong with the games industry .
7ff34f No.13795372
>>13795363
But anon-sama toady is the savior of gaming.
9e90aa No.13795844
THEY ARE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU, YOU… DOUBLE NIGGER
ed1ac7 No.13798859
>>13795344
Dubs of truth, but Fort Mode is getting a lot of goodies as well. Keep in mind he's revamping the way the very worldgen works.
c68e4c No.13798873
>>13795165
But anon, Dota 2 has been updating for the past two weeks
2cd7d6 No.13798922
Toady is Deady
Sorry anon.
a9a0a6 No.13801739
>>13798873
Nice meme, fellow Redditor!
962d45 No.13801769
So what is he doing right now? I haven't followed DF in a long time. Downloaded the last version the other day and it suddenly had shit like astronomy and critical thinking skills?!
615ffd No.13801828
>>13801769
He's finishing up the next update. Last week he said he just has to fix some handling for the alias stuff, and fixing general issues such as "dwarves being stuck in trees and broken undead tissues."
Unless you mean in general, then he's been working on reworking worldgen to generate artifacts and the ability to send your dwarves off the site to gather artifacts from other places. This is in preparation for the myths and magic work that will be started next.
962d45 No.13801847
>>13801828
I meant in general. Sounds pretty cool.
615ffd No.13801879
>>13801847
The magic release is what most people are looking forward to, but toady has said a few times it'll be something so big it'll need multiple releases.
http://archive.is/zLG1N
0fc314 No.13801940
is he fixing the UI?
is he addressing performance?
I'm amazed people still give a shit about DF after he added homosexuality to it
4a998b No.13802007
>>13801828
>the ability to send your dwarves off the site to gather artifacts from other places
So the ability to produce legendary artifacts without having to deal with an insane dwarf? I doubt you'll see the expedition, they'll likely disappear in the edge of the screen and arrive a few days later to report the result.
All it's gonna do is give large forts a place to dispatch their bored soldiers so they can artificially increase their wealth without actually creating anything.
>the myths and magic work that will be started next
>that will be started next
>will be started
>will
So he hasn't even begun with this yet? Because I recall there being temples that you visit and talk with gods.
Although, what is even the fucking point? It seems everyone has their own personal god, the pantheon is as populated as the entire world for whatever reason.
Besides, the fans already did magic with mods, "crafting" fireballs and throwing it at people, even playing with a race of wizards that uses wands instead. It's still shit.
>>13801940
But anon! The convuluted AI is a feature, not a bug! Dwarf therapist is for faggots anyway.
What do you want anyway? The ability to see the jobs assigned to every dwarf at the same time on the same screen and being able to toggle them so you can monitor how many you have working in a certain field? That's crazy!
>after he added homosexuality to it
What's wrong with this, it's a part of the world and life in general? It happens every now and then, you might as well be mad that there's hunger and thirst as well.
Only issue there was with that crap was the ratio where he made 30% or so of the world gay, including the animals, when realistically it should be much much lower. 3% or so I think, last I checked.
052c6a No.13802060
>>13801940
>>13802007
Is there any way to identify gay dwarves? Does it show up in their description, at least? I'm tempted to get back into the game just to make a torture pit for them. If anything, adding gays has given me an actual goal to work towards; eliminate them all.
7ed58e No.13802067
>>13795844
YOU BOLT BRAINED BUFFOON
Checked
bf30b7 No.13802082
>>13802060
You can find them with Dwarf Therapist, don't know if you can in the base game though. Faggot dwarves always go on punitive expeditions to fight giant cave spiders with their bare hands in my fort.
5b8db7 No.13802175
>>13795363
>not trusting toady
What the fuck, do you people flip flip just to go against the grain or what? DF dev has been working on DF for how long now, and suddenly "he ain't to be trusted." Why, cause he added homosexuality to the game?
>>13801940
What the fuck does it matter that they added it? I honestly don't see the issue. A good part of the population of a fort wouldn't breed anyway, all that's changed is that now they IDENTIFY as being gay. It may have been part of the game all along, but never displayed, for the purposes of subtle plot. But are you really going to throw away a beloved game that you've sunk hundreds or even thousands of hours into just because they added a meaningless fluff feature? Homosexuality exists, including in nature, it's a real phenomena that doesn't just affect humans. So what's the problem?
a9a0a6 No.13802215
>>13802175
>do you people flip flip just to go against the grain or what?
Welcome to imageboards. Now go back.
bd0cd7 No.13802218
Where's my mouse support and vector graphics? Until those arrive, i am not playing.
d38879 No.13802227
Hows rimworld for someone who already played DF vanilla to hell and back? I noticed you stop getting invaded after a certain number of years and it's boring as fuck.
5b8db7 No.13802284
>>13802215
Go back where? To other threads? This is the only website I've browsed for the past 3 years. Quit jumping at the [fill your current obsessive fear here] Bogeyman. It's a valid concern, that you instantly jump at "MAN FUCK THIS GAME" because of shit that you can safely ignore without issue.
3ae73f No.13802300
>>13802227
It's a decent alternative. It doesn't come close to the amount of stuff in DF but I enjoy it.
f60071 No.13802314
>>13802284
to whereever you dont look like a giant bitch when you respond to a go back post
d6416e No.13802319
>>13802284
You sound like a right faggot, I hope a drawbridge falls on you.
615ffd No.13802324
>>13802007
You send dwarves on a mission and they'll try to complete it and come back with the report, yeah. If you take artifacts from another civilization they'll get pissed so it's a way to force invasions as well.
>So he hasn't even begun with this yet? Because I recall there being temples that you visit and talk with gods.
I'm not sure how the new system will handle stuff like that but the myth stuff will be reworked to involve creation myths and such, I actually haven't been paying much attention to the myth stuff toady is planning on doing, since it's pretty uninteresting compared to magic.
Magic, he plans on allowing players to set the magic level on world generation and magic proficiencies should differ between each world gen as well. For example, some worlds will be better at teleport than others, and this is something toady wants to affect stuff like economy when he finally gets back to that. Magic isn't just going to be crafting fireballs, but I'm not really sure what he meant when he described it as an entity that you interact with that has moods.
0fc314 No.13802325
>it happens in real life too
>it's a gud gayem doe
next you'll say mods will fix it
honestly, I feel sorry for you faggots. It must suck having one of your favorite games get compromised
5b8db7 No.13802328
>>13802319
I hope a Beast God invades your fort and corrupts all of your master dwarfs.
0cd0f5 No.13802350
>>13802082
>in a time before time
reminded me of pic related
81895b No.13802353
>>13802175
Toady just needs to admit to himself that this game is too much for one man to make.
He should sell it to a company that has good track record and can throw a whole team on it.
A company like Microsoft or EA.
a42aec No.13802358
>>13802284
>This is the only website I've browsed for the past 3 years
>>13802328
>1507278404770
a9a0a6 No.13802360
>>13802353
>guaranteed replies
03e267 No.13802399
>>13802360
Actually, hypothetically speaking, what game company could we actually trust with Dwarf Fortress?
5b8db7 No.13802401
>>13802360
You're right, cause he's already got (you).
5b8db7 No.13802412
>>13802399
>trust
>game company
Only game company I "trust" is FromSoftware, and they kinda been letting me down with how their adoption of DLC goes. There are no heroes left in vidya, don't trust a company.
0fc314 No.13802414
7b02e2 No.13802420
The autism god calls me and i heed his call, how do i get into this game?
81895b No.13802432
>>13802414
>paradox
I have been outkiked
03e267 No.13802434
>>13802420
Watch tutorial plathroughs and binge-read the wiki.
5b8db7 No.13802450
>>13802420
Basically it's a real fall down and get back up again type of game, the "fun" has to be conquered, you need to be brutal and unapologetic. It's got a steep learning curve and a very high skill ceiling, and even a "master player" can lose a fort in a bad situation. But if you're willing to put in the time, and can get behind the lackluster interface using just a keyboard, the game will yield silly stories to tell people for years.
Google Boatmurdered for an example.
03e267 No.13802462
>>13802420
Download the Total Newb Pack. Ironically, mods actually make this game easier.
5b8db7 No.13802465
>>13802462
How is that ironic?
7b02e2 No.13802472
896ed4 No.13802475
>>13802465
Probably compared to modern games such as Skyrim and Nu-COM where the only way to be challenged was to mod the game.
5b8db7 No.13802501
>>13802475
Ah, I tend to avoid thinking about *those* games.
7c10a3 No.13802502
I don't even think of DF as a game anymore, Toady is a mad scientist/artist creating something outside the scope of video games. It will never be 'complete' because that isn't its purpose, it exists for Toady to continue creating. Hell, isn't Dwarf Fort in some ~video game museum~ now for its autistic detail?
>>13802227
It's fun. The scope far smaller, the AI by default only wanting you to have about a dozen colonists, but in exchange you have far more control over them and each is an individual in meaningful ways. If the best stories from Dorf fort come from the rise and fall of fortresses, the best of Rimworld is what happens to individuals. Even if it isn't your cup of tea, the ease of use and understandability make it a great way to bring people into the genre, then introduce DF as "like Rimworld but with x, y, z, and a trillion other things."
d7b3e6 No.13802513
>>13802420
I had no issue with getting into DF and I never used any mods, and I play with text graphics.
Maybe it's because I'm a lego autist, but I think what strikes people is how it's normally their first ASCII game.
85abae No.13802531
>>13802399
Not a single one. This is the kind of game that can ONLY be made by one person.
03e267 No.13802602
My personal favorite theory on Dwarf Fort is that Armok is actually Khorne and Tzeentch working on a side-project, which is blasting Squats back to the stone age on a planet surrounded by a Warp Storm. Give the Dorfs minimal resources, tell them to survive, and wipe the slate clean any time they all die, for the sole purpose of creating a planet-wide species of insane Squats that will eventually wipe out all other life, industrialize their own planet, develop Warp-Travel, and escape the warp as a force of chaos-worshipping Dorfs. Best 40k faction ever.
884788 No.13802621
>>13802513
>I had no issue with getting into DF and I never used any mods, and I play with text graphics.
Same. The hardest part for me had nothing to do with the interface. It was more about resource management and getting my military to not act retarded. I unironically think the ASCII graphics are beautiful. I wish I could explain how, but you either get it or you don't.
f39803 No.13802674
>>13802628
>>13802621
I can play with the ascii comfortably, but it's still nice to spruce it up a little, you know?
You don't need a full tileset or graphics pack, but colored backgrounds, more color range on displayed tiles, maybe walls, etc
5b8db7 No.13802683
>>13802674
If it comes down to it, there's always Gnomoria, it's a real pale in comparison as a Dwarf clone. Anyway, that image aside, do NOT play the game on a green tone monitor, that shit's ugly.
54e55e No.13802702
>>13802399
None of them, that's the whole point. That's why only Toady and that one other autist ever worked on it. Toady is the only guy autistic enough to ensure the integrity of the game. I do wish he would get someone to redo the whole interface though. The military shit is a joke and a massive chore. Every time I restart a new DF game after seeing an update I have to re-figure out how it works. Not to mention you have to go to at least 3 or 4 different interface screens (burrows, scheduling, alerts, etc) to even get your military to do things.
54e55e No.13802709
>>13802602
>Khorne and Tzeentch working towards a common goal ever
615ffd No.13802715
>>13802602
I think of Armok as the player.
279fe0 No.13802734
>>13802709
>implying that Dwarf Fortress isn't the one thing they would work together on.
54e55e No.13802770
>>13802734
You're underestimating Tzeentch anon. The moment he would teach dwarves sorcery Khorne would fly into a rage and they would be using the dwarves to fight each other at that point. Assuming Tzeentch didn't just completely subvert Khorne first. Tzeentch is the biggest asshole of all the Chaos gods. Khorne is bloodthirsty but he is also predictable and even has a savage sort of honor code.
>>13802715
Same here. What kind of cruel asshole makes his people go dig for adamantine when he knows demons are there? Oh, the God of Blood, that's who.
2d2125 No.13802779
2d2125 No.13802794
>>13802175
>Mental and physical deformities exist, including in nature, it's a real phenomena that doesn't just affect humans. So what's the problem?
When is toady gonna add disabilities, I mean, besides sexual deviancy?
5b8db7 No.13802854
>>13802794
I mean can't your dwarfs technically have their arms cut off and shit? Is that not deformity?
2b5cc1 No.13802872
>>13802854
>Is that not deformity?
No, I don't think so.
2d2125 No.13802880
>>13802854
by the most abstract, semantic definition of deformity, yes.
But I'm referring to 'genetic deformities, which you should've been able to realize from the context of what I was saying
5b8db7 No.13802889
>>13802880
But I don't see why you would really care about that. Do you want all of your asses to be lame? What if your cat has scholiosis and can't breed with the other cat and your cat population dies at the onset?
Procedural generation and random generation can fuck you over in so many ways.
7c8316 No.13802905
>>13802794
>>13802880
I'd love for a lack of genetic diversity in remote civilizations to lead to inbreeding-related physical deformities.
>>13802889
>Do you want all of your asses to be lame?
You're a lame ass.
2d2125 No.13802917
>>13802889
>Do you want all of your asses to be lame?
Just use a probability distribution
But anyways the point is that disabilities/deformities would be interesting in terms of genetics, like for example what if eventually in your world every dwarf has a mutation that causes them to grow slightly bigger or have a certain mental disability that reduces their tolerance to stress
a9a0a6 No.13802926
>>13802889
>implying you can't do awesome shit with your crippled dorfs
Get on my level, n00b.
5b8db7 No.13802939
>>13802926
Okay, maybe it would be an interesting feature.
d7b3e6 No.13802961
>>13802621
They are even among text games, most of them are really bad with conveying images with text but DF does it beautifully.
Even if it's not really a text game because it uses a bunch of text characters and a few custom textures (see: ores, dwarves).
77328a No.13802990
>>13801940
It best he does not do that until he is finished with other stuff.
>>13801940
There's nothing wrong with that as long as he didn't add it for the purposes of forcing it down your throat. It can lead to some interesting story developments in the worldgen if he does it right sex scandals and stuff would be interesting to read about from the Legends perspective.
Also this gives you the ability of persecuting homosexuals in so that's also a plus.
77328a No.13803490
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE AN UPDATE
d7b3e6 No.13803521
>>13802990
It would be an unpozzed mechanic if fags spread GRIDs and had bouts of insanity.
f39803 No.13803526
>>13803521
Aren't infections and symptoms transmitted on contact anyways?
9ce3be No.13803779
>>13802794
Dwarves are just fat midgets. This whole game is about disabled communes.
9c8c7e No.13803798
>>13803779
No, Dwarves are Alcoholic Scottish Jew-midgets. Get your labels right.
615ffd No.13804807
>>13803521
If they died from an illness before I could launch them into a beast pit, then what would I do with my beast pit?
0fc314 No.13804818
>>13804807
What's the difference between a fag dwarf and an elf?
besides height
615ffd No.13804887
>>13804818
Well shit, I forgot about knife ears.
106916 No.13806759
>>13802905
>Dwarf inbreeding becomes a thing so that you are more inclined to allow migrants in.
heehhhhh
d6416e No.13806833
>>13806759
Holy shit, just imagine having a mayor making demands like that.
f39803 No.13806917
>>13806833
I can see it now
f22a5e No.13807559
>>13802794
>When is toady gonna add disabilities
>talks about DF
All Dorfs are alcohol powered walking deformities.
At least he could add electricity with homos.
733177 No.13807644
>>13802794
>When is toady gonna add disabilities, I mean, besides sexual deviancy?
Considering how long it took him to add half of the shit in the game I'd say somewhere between now and 2050.
95ab10 No.13807775
>>13802007
Homosexuality is pointless as long as reproduction still happens via spores.
95ab10 No.13807778
>>13802284
Nu-/v/ desperately tries to be edgy and doesn't shy away from historical revisionism.
9a8cf7 No.13813369
>>13807644
>Considering how long it took him to add half of the shit in the game I'd say somewhere between now and 2050.
Whoa, that soon?
733177 No.13813699
>>13813369
I'm an optimist.
d7b3e6 No.13814059
>>13802412
Please die in a fire.
c7ff84 No.13819873
Toady talking about debugging and "manifesting" as a god got me thinking.
Toady should make worldgen more RP-oriented, or atleast allow the player to interact in some basic ways as a "god" during.
Maybe add the ability to play as specific characters from the legends, including gods.
pic unrelated, just posted it because i know you faggots read posts with pics more often
a68757 No.13819917
>>13802926
still, 90% of the time they're born with anything overly significant will probably just make them an an unnecessary liability, especially if some dorfs emotionally rely on them, so you can't really *just* kill them off. Besides, they'll most likely fall into a friggin lava pit before they even grow up
b12b1a No.13830568
>>13802475
>the only way to be challenged
<implying you don't take damage stupid fast in Legendary difficulty
Do you even play the games you shit on?
>>13802284
>y-you can just i-ignore cultural marxism being slammed into literally everything in the world
99bdc5 No.13830626
>>13801940
>there are people itt that believe there is a sexual dichotomy, rather than deviants who were sexually abused or abandonded as children.
Shaking my head to be honest. There is no biological case for homosexuality to exist, there are many psychological ones.
999bf1 No.13830745
>>13830568
You can one shot the hardest enemies in the game on lolgendary difficulty using crafting and be almost immune to damage while you do it. Not even exploity crafting mind, the normal ceiling of quality for craftable gear within the enchanting/alchemy/smithing system. Fuck off Todd.
e1c333 No.13830778
every single update it's the same thing. everyone complains that toady won't release the update. then he releases and it's full of bugs and everyone complains about the bugs and the fact that he should have waited for a few months to fix these bugs
216aaf No.13830781
>>13830626
I read a Sci-fi short story from 2012 where the gay gene exists, and faggot scientist and his South American husband find a way to cure it using gene therapy in order to keep gays free, but the plot twist is that Gay Anal lining is like a super-ovary that's extra fertile and getting a baby in your ass has a high chance of giving birth to twins, triplets, or higher, and the rapidity of the gay birth rate leads to an end that the fag and his 17 children are going to out-breed the straight population.
Does that count?
e1c333 No.13830794
>>13830626
>>13830781
how do you guys explain homosexuality in mammals other than humans?
999bf1 No.13830796
>>13830781
Were you erect throughout reading this?
03e267 No.13830850
>>13830796
Nah, I was tired and it had been a long day, and I wasn't too interested in the story anyway, so I was lying down, not standing when I was reading it.
>>13830794
Oh, this is a case where Mormonism actually makes sense for once. Homosexuality, degeneracy, etc, are part of what Mormons call "The Natural Man." Basically it takes the highest form of man's potential and intellect to forego the base desires of the world, an uphold true ideals and values, such as loyalty and dedication to one's spouse, foregoing addictions and deviant urges, and becoming the ideal self.(contrary to popular belief, Mormons are monogamous nearly to the point of celibacy)
a654d1 No.13830895
>>13798922
>Toady is Deady
Toady is still around. Are you sure you're not thinking of Frogger?
ffc2c9 No.13831570
>>13802175
>So what's the problem?
The problem is the lack of a complimentary mechanic by which the other dwarves organize to hunt, catch, torture, kill, and display the remains of such undesirables.
088564 No.13834115
>>13819873
I wish Toady added the ability to take one of your dwarves and use him in adventure mode as well as the ability to start a fortress with an adventure Which would mean gathering a team of initial fortress dwellers. Shit would make the Adventure mode and Fotress mode more related to each other in a very good way.
b9fcf2 No.13834145
177133 No.13834411
>>13830794
They're probably bored, horny and no-one is fucking them just like human faggots.
Sex is a choice, you choose to fuck women or men (or whatever), you choose to make the effort to fuck them or not, it's not forced on you to go stick your dick in anyone and being a freak doesn't mean you have to act on it.
Remember that fag who filmed his hick parents chewing him out when he told them he was a faggot then they disowned him? What did he expect? What fucking business is it of theirs anyway? Why did that faggot tell them he likes manass/dick? It's got nothing to do with them, it's his choice, they never needed to know. Gays/Bi/Trannies have a bizarre impulse to shove their sexuality down everyone else's throat when they'd be far happier and more accepted if they kept that disgusting shit to themselves.
4c7693 No.13837177
>>13802399
Ludeon Studios, so we can get Rimfort
b393c4 No.13837183
>>13831570
just put the fags in your army as fodder like everyone else.
896ed4 No.13837675
>>13830745
>>13830568
Plus if you start having a hard time, use conjuration. The difficulty slider only affects the player and their summons still work fine.
8614f6 No.13837789
>>13837177
>they take away our z levels
61bf73 No.13837865
>>13802082
Ah, the wonders of Dwarf Fortress…
f60575 No.13839587
>>13837865
Did you sing it for the Queen in the King's presence?
2cea8f No.13847086
>>13795344
Never, he's said himself that he cares muc hmore about the interactive storytelling and worldbuilding than the gameplay.
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b12b1a No.13848197
d61500 No.13848276
>>13819873
>pic unrelated, just posted it because i know you faggots read posts with pics more often
I wish I could unread your post.
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c277d1 No.13850788
>>13848159
>>13849783
>ADDENDUM: My Linux computer died during the release process, so the Linux version will have to be delayed until we figure that out.
896ed4 No.13852738
>>13848197
>Skyrim is so hard you guys :c
>Instant death, nothing I could do!
18ccc2 No.13860376
>>13848197
He's right though. Fuck you can also use chain magic to kill just about anything with no effort.
5985a8 No.13860704
>>13850788
Does he have to adapt every release so it runs on loonix or something?
2e1e28 No.13861145
>>13860704
he needs a linux computer to compile the newest version, ncurses is easier to compile on linux than windows so he probably doesn't adapt anything
a332bd No.13861380
>>13802450
That's kind of a meme. It's easy unless you go out of your way to make it difficult by being careless. All you really have to do is be nice to the other races and kill some goblins sometimes, get fishing and farming, don't go very deep until you have some legendary warriors, and get a decked out dinning room. And you're essentially set for life.
Boatmurdered is funny, but it's not how the game usually goes.
2e1e28 No.13861391
>>13861380
you only play on calm woodlands don't you?
1f7e30 No.13861393
>>13861380
It depends on where you want your fortress to be anon. You put it in a calm place, you are generally safe, put it in a dangerous area, you have more shit to take care of.
1a31a5 No.13861399
>>13861145
It doesn't run in a console, does it?
I remember trying it out and thinking it was retarded to have a text game like this that doesn't run on a console.
a332bd No.13861479
>>13861391
Actually no
It's always easy enough to bunker down even if things are looking bad
The only thing that can really fuck you up is if you are near necromancers.
But even then the worst that usually happens is they fuck up migrants.
There are few sizable threats to the actual stability of the fortress.
If you go slow and take your time you should have enough decent warriors to face bigger problems with ease when they finally get triggered to show up.
822445 No.13861488
So do gay dwarves rape children and turn them gay like irl?
2e1e28 No.13861493
can someone report this bug on the forums? i don't have a account. i barely started my fort and elfs keep visiting every second, it doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon
2a2b44 No.13861501
>>13861493
it's a known bug. Those elves are all spies sent to gather info on artifacts.
2e1e28 No.13861532
>>13861501
what can i do for this to stop? or i just have to accept the inevitable
2a2b44 No.13861543
>>13861532
murder them
murder them all
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2e1e28 No.13861712
>>13861545
>>13861543
>>13861665
i'm planning on making a simple drowning room. is there a way for me to make them go to a room? i could make a tavern on the room but my dorfs are also going there
2a2b44 No.13861735
>>13861712
easiest way would be to set up a bridge that raises over where the elves are congregating. Mass a haul job to keep dwarves occupied and pull the lever
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2e1e28 No.13861756
>>13861735
they are congregating outside my fortress, i'm going to make a tavern and hope that they all go there
2e1e28 No.13861902
IT'S SHOWER TIME, MY ELF FRIENDS
08c0a1 No.13861965
>L00nix
>These fucking """""graphics"""""
What the fuck is this nerd shit?
2911ac No.13861995
>>13861965
This is the high fructose corn syrup of bait
2911ac No.13862239
WHAT THE FUCK TOADY
I just started a fort and my expedition leader and trader/marksdwarf are lesbian lovers.
198a57 No.13862279
273785 No.13862970
>>13861399
On linux you can run it with graphics mode set to curses.
I used that to play it on my phone over ssh.
2911ac No.13873505
>>13862239
This is one of the lesbians.
eb2b9f No.13873611
2911ac No.13873665
>>13862279
>>13873611
I don't think you understand.
The queen is a short fatass, and her lover is built like a brick shithouse. Both of them have auburn hair and "dark peach" skin.
03e267 No.13873674
>>13873665
I knew a couple of gals from Fetlife like that once. Never let them use my toilet after that first time.
2911ac No.13873698
>>13873674
Steel throne, then. Gotcha.
2911ac No.13874382
Before Lesbo Axewound became queen, a goblin lasher survived a 25 Z-level drop unscathed onto solid rock. (Three others did not.)
On his way up the stairs, he killed a human swordswoman - the wife of a human bard who'd been performing in the fort for some time. They have seven children together, somewhere that isn't my fort.
I don't think he's ever performed anything about his wife's grisly death.
11ba23 No.13881032
Asking here since the other thread is in autosage. Anyone got pictures of fort entrances? Because I've realized I'm getting complacent and carving out the entrances of my various forts the exact same way, and I want to vary it up a little.
>>13874382
>a goblin lasher survived a 25 Z-level drop unscathed onto solid rock.
This is why you build spike and/or weapon traps at the bottom of every pit, nigga.
ee66fd No.13881140
>edit raws to remove homosex
>modify Elves to be pets and milkable
>your fortress is fueled by elf milk and elf cheese
I need to go bigger. If only liquids could work like water or magma. Then I could could have the vast unground lake of elf milk.
eb483b No.13881176
>>13881140
Do you have the edits to remove homosex? It's one of the reasons I have been away from DF.
That and the fact that I am waiting for the next release.
58e737 No.13885876
>>13881176
Seconding request.
81b5bc No.13886426
>>13885876
>>13881176
How retarded does someone have to be to not know how to edit the raws? Do it yourself.
2911ac No.13887664
If all your dorfs don't look like this after a year, you failed
18ccc2 No.13892750
>>13887664
Why havn't we got draw threads on some of these descriptions?
f57af3 No.13898728
>>13892750
Because drawfags avoid /v/ like it was a Malaysian.
e6fb63 No.13900655
>finally a new linux release
>generate new world
REJECTED
REJECTED
REJECTED
REJECTED
WHAT THE FUCK
2e3893 No.13900759
So when is the new version getting to gentoo's repositories?
2c3edd No.13900798
>>13802702
Y'know, I think the way the term "autistic" gets used for anything and everything here is really autistic.
b12b1a No.13902492
>>13852738
>>13860376
Confirmed for never playing it on a real difficulty instead of "this game is too fucking easy on very easy bethesda sucks ererereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".
>trying to pull demotivational poster-tier stale DSP memes
ad2761 No.13904195
>>13900655
Does it crash the game or do you get a finished world eventually? If it's any consolation Toady said he's working on fixing the Linux version as a priority.
6edcb3 No.13904242
What is this thread even about?
8bcea0 No.13904290
>>13904242
The best sort of autism PC players can find.
I'm thinking of getting a 360 and hard-modding the drive to have a Linux Distro just so I can say that I played Dorf Fort on a console. It'd probably be shit. Should I go through with it?
61bf73 No.13904324
>>13904290
>Dwarf Fortress
>on 360
Pick one or it will be extremely painful…
28b2bf No.13904507
>>13904324
Fine, I'll just wait for someone to finally crack XBone software and make it handle standard Windows 10 programs. How much does an XBone go for these days? $25?
2911ac No.13905501
>DF on console
I… what… why….. I mean wait, if… but how would… you'd have to… would that even….
46257f No.13905554
>>13905501
Finish your sentences you inbred nigger.
bfe1b5 No.13906031
>>13905501
XBone runs on a modified Windows 10 kernel, and the 360 had a Linux hardmod.
PS2 has one too, and PS3 devs have an experimental Linux VM they can use. 3
Linux.nds is also a thing, and a modified distro for Linux is designed to work on Android Architecture, meaning the PS Vita can run it as well.
Wii-Linux is also a thing.
The rabbit hole goes very, very deep my friend.
As to what you can actually do with the of them… mostly play Doom, given the specs of each device, though an SSH/telnet relay for Dorf Fort is easily possible on most of them.
fe2210 No.13906639
>new toady posts
Anyone seen them? I am too lazy to do it myself just to see approximate date of bugfix release.
b79736 No.13906926
>>13906031
>this much newfag
Uh, dude, for the first 4 years of its existence, there was this little, tiny thing called OtherOS that shipped on every single PS3, whose removal immediately caused the homebrew community to crack the fuck out of the previously unbroken PS3 like the wrath of god.
b79736 No.13906947
>>13906926
Oh, and while XBOne hasn't been cracked to this extent yet, PS4 has been cracked wide open to the extent of Linux running with full hardware access and device drivers for over a year now.
18ccc2 No.13907943
>>13902492
So you have never played the actual fucking game then? Eat shit you can combo chain just about any enemy to death in less than a few spells at most.
faa6f0 No.13908118
>they even managed to include homos in DF
Trannies next update?
lack of kids is good though but I prefer limiting them in Masterwork UI
b79736 No.13908429
>>13908118
What would the difference even be?
14d7d6 No.13914265
>if you mod the elves to make artifacts like dwarves do a quarter of their artifacts will be made by an elf chimping out and murdering someone
These tree niggers keep finding new ways to disgust me.
1c217b No.13915317
>>13914265
You know the old saying.
e6fb63 No.13922521
>>13904195
it did finish eventually
c2fd1d No.13923951
These are too much fun to make
92636a No.13923972
>>13908429
>Xom's Champion
Now that brought back some memories. I miss doing those Xom game threads back then on old /tg/.
e98f9e No.13924038
>>13908118
>Not wanting tranny dwarves in the magic arc
>Not wanting to help a peasant dispel the sex change spell a wizard put on him
>Not wanting to find out your cute kobold boytoy cockslut is actually a disgusting whore of an elf
d00f4f No.13924102
>>13802926
>1st pic is named partial arts
FUCKING SHIGGY
d8769e No.13928463
>>13801940
not everyones a shallow easily triggered stormnigger sorry
2911ac No.13928933
>>13887664
The bright side: She got married. I made her the champion so she can teach instead of fight.
The bad news: See image
019bd6 No.13929178
>>13923776
>>13923951
>>13924063
>>13925556
You're doing Armok's work, anon. Keep it up.
c2fd1d No.13930600
>>13929178
Thank you, have two more.
000000 No.13930966
>>13802007
>>13802175
>>13802990
>>13928463
>There's nothing wrong with gays in my games shitlord!
t. queer genderfluid redditors
b12b1a No.13935628
>>13907943
>being this literally retarded
<LOL I PLEY ON EZ IT NOT HRD