ea3adc No.13789939
>you will never cozy up with your gf while you're both wearing official 100% knitted Skyrim™ Christmas jumpers in a room lit solely by the light of your official Fallout® 4 VR™ candles
Why even live?
058e6d No.13789959
>>13789939
OP just gave me cancer.
486ac9 No.13789994
Manlets don't gets gfs, Todd.
1b625b No.13790014
>Be a Historian for Norse Mythology
>Invite girl over to house
>She looks throughout the house as I give her a tour
>Turns to me and says "Wow you must really like Skyrim, huh?"
c70e52 No.13790034
>>13790014
Whores will be whores
e540ac No.13790043
>>13790014
So? Don't leave us hanging! Do you like Skyrim?
c5298a No.13790048
>>13790014
>associating with women
ff47f5 No.13790070
>>13789939
I'm so fucking sad that I'll never have a roasty whore surrounded with shit game merchandise
e7ce45 No.13790103
>>13790014
Did you put your dick inside her vagina?
c70e52 No.13790115
>>13790103
>premarital marriage
Degenerate.
4545ec No.13790125
Skyrim is a good game, fuck off goons. Go play your visual novels and be alone forever.
84c530 No.13790141
>>13790043
Why else would he larp as a toddviking? :^)
f76fd2 No.13790143
>>13789939
All jokes aside that jumper looks pretty good.
1f2608 No.13790162
>>13789939
>3dpd
No thank you.
7f5d7d No.13790188
>>13790125
No one listen to this likely "ironic" piece of shit. Skyrim is an extremely average game which is incrementally worse than the series entries that came before it. The only reason it isn't entirely forgotten is that it looks better than Oblivion, and Fallout 4 is trash.
>>13790115
>Premarital marriage
Yeah, divorce is pretty shit. Polygamous marriage is probably fine though.
bdcbc8 No.13790194
>>13790103
>not sticking your dick into a perfectly muscular aryan male's ass
a218ce No.13790212
>tfw I still haven't played it an no amount of reverse psychology cryptomarketing will ever change it
3fb569 No.13790224
>>13790115
>year of our lord plus two
>not training as a wizard
6cad60 No.13790227
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
c59e2b No.13790245
>>13789939
Maybe 6 years ago this might have been relevant enough to raise a cringey groan from me but since it's 6 FUCKING YEARS OUT OF DATE it raises only bile.
ea3adc No.13790248
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
8f000e No.13790296
>>13790115
As opposed to post-marital marriage?
>ADVOCATING FOR DIVORCE
88fa22 No.13790312
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
255478 No.13790362
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
fb61c8 No.13790566
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
a218ce No.13790573
>>13790115
This is gonna be the new "Tifa's dicks" post, isn't it?
7b0d8d No.13790580
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
265be0 No.13790587
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
8c4051 No.13790607
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
a692b2 No.13790615
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
231f73 No.13790623
f6dfc1 No.13790628
>>13790115
put me in the screencap
69e7c4 No.13790636
>>13790573
>just realized that it was backwards
regards, retard
d5cb77 No.13790641
>>13790115
Eh, what the hell? Might as well be in the screencap.
1595a7 No.13790655
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
4a1b8c No.13790661
>>13790115
>>premarital marriage
086544 No.13790664
>>13789939
I could do that for you anon.
I'll get me and my gf one of those and send you all a picture of it.
Will you remember?
89e7fb No.13790668
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
5570b0 No.13790679
>>13790115
>that thing what he said
84c530 No.13790680
6386c5 No.13790684
>>13790115
>>premarital marriage
d5cb77 No.13790696
>>13790628
Hey man, while you posted first I was most certainly in the thread earlier. There can only be one. So take a step back and don't post in these parts again. I also have a gun.
699268 No.13790699
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
f7d190 No.13790710
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
b7444f No.13790720
>>13790115
Put me in the screencap too.
8dc2ba No.13790731
cae716 No.13790737
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c2de02 No.13790771
>>13790628
But this isn't worth a screencap
26aa14 No.13790786
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
That is some real nu-christian shit.
a20f4e No.13790790
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
e7ce45 No.13790828
>>13790115
>preintercourse sex
>predeath mortality
>premeal eating
>preworkout exercise
wut
a692b2 No.13790850
>>13790828
at least all of those make sense in some sort of way
df844b No.13790852
>>13790115
>pramapital parrage
b00ab3 No.13790888
>>13790828
>preworkout exercise
An actual thing.
7b0d8d No.13790895
>>13790828
>Premeditated Meditation
a20f4e No.13790901
>>13790850
>makes sense in some sort of way
>doesn't explain what way
e26cb2 No.13790916
>>13790828
>>preintercourse sex
Foreplay
>>predeath mortality
Terminal illness
>>premeal eating
Appetizer
>>preworkout exercise
Warm-up (and stretching?)
e7ce45 No.13790927
>>13790850
>>13790888
>>13790916
so what would premarital marriage be then? engagement? rehearsing the wedding?
e08355 No.13790929
>imagine dating a girl
>it's Christmas
>she bought this to you as a gift
<"You love video games right?"
>Then you remember Jordan Peterson's words on being truthful rather than being weak and that all negotiation is backed by violence but you cannot use violence on women so you embark on a journey to kill Todd Howard
f6dfc1 No.13790934
>>13790929
>you cannot use violence on women
59822f No.13790935
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
a692b2 No.13790936
40082e No.13790951
>>13790115
>>13790828
Is your fault for not being wellversed in the torah goys https://archive.is/aKvzH
>The Torah assigns different roles to men and women. Obviously, this does not imply the superiority or inferiority of either sex, only that, in addition to their common mission in life, each has its unique function and role in creation. This can be compared to the human body, which is comprised of various limbs and organs: on the one hand, there are the needs and features that are common to each of the body’s cells; on the other hand, each organ and limb has its distinct needs and features that derive of its specific role within the greater function of the body.
Thus, there are mitzvot–such as the mitzvah to “Love your fellow as yourself”[1] or “To know that there exists a First Existence, who brings every existence into being”[2] –that apply equally to both sexes, as the blood that circulates throughout the body providing nourishment to each of its diverse organs and limbs. But there are also mitzvot that have been commanded only to men, as well as mitzvot that have been delegated specifically to women, in keeping with their specific divinely-ordained roles.
afe909 No.13790956
>>13790929
>listening to a beta faggot e-celeb
a443e8 No.13790965
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
b00ab3 No.13790967
>>13790115
>>13790951
>premarital marriage
Its fucking jewish, holy shit.
e7ce45 No.13790983
>>13790951
I'm afraid this only deepens the mystery rather than clarifying it Schlomo.
e08355 No.13790985
>>13790934
>>13790956
Sorry I'm being being halal enough for you.
a692b2 No.13790990
>>13790951
>it was the jews all along
40082e No.13790993
>>13790983
You'll have to ask our resident jewish cakeboy overlord
fca6c6 No.13791010
>>13790929
>listening to a kike shill of judeochristian values
epic
>>>/suicide/
Board just for you.
e08355 No.13791027
>>13791010
/leftypol/ you are being too obvious with your Petersoncore puerile disdain.
a20f4e No.13791028
>>13790936
Those explain nothing, they're just more contradictions.
b00ab3 No.13791042
>>13790993
>comparing Yuki Himura to Mark
You know nothing on how successful this guy is in japanese comedy shows and cinematography.
a692b2 No.13791049
>>13791028
So you've never warmed up before an exercise? You've never had an appetizer?
You've never felt like a dead man walking?
b819cd No.13791051
>>13791042
>implying Mark isn't capable of making Kino
e7ce45 No.13791059
>>13790115
So if we try to analyze this step by step we might solve it.
1) putting dick inside vagina constitutes "premarital marriage"
2) marriage: "the state of being united as spouses in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law"
So, presumably the intent here is to convey disapproval of sex outside marriage. However, "premarital marriage" implies that the definition of marriage that c70e52 uses includes sexual intercourse. "premarital marriage" then could be understood to mean NOT performing sexual intercourse DURING the wedding ceremony.
Not sure though. Need rabbinical help.
a20f4e No.13791083
>>13791049
You stretch before a workout. That's not technically exercise.
An appetizer is technically part of the meal, it's just served before the main course of it.
And dead man walking doesn't mean anything like anyone here is suggesting.
b00ab3 No.13791108
>>13791051
You think Mark will wear female clothes and sing PPAP? No, then he is not worthy.
a692b2 No.13791120
e08355 No.13791128
>>13791059
There is no pre-marital marriage because marriage is a state, 1/0, you are either 1 or 0, it's not an activity like eating where you can have a pre-meal meal or a pre-activity activity, you cannot have a pre-1 1. Do not fall for the cabbalistic lies, Jews are lawyers, not engineers.
a443e8 No.13791135
>>13791128
not after this thread
990c54 No.13791162
>>13791059
It's ok if they fuck through a bedsheet
>>13791128
Yids have it different. They promote premarital sex and consider any unmarried couple to operate on the same spiritual (kek) level as the married couples, which comes with all the benefits to the woman - man has to provide for her and she doesn't need to abide by all the rituals anymore
59822f No.13791163
>>13791108
Mark is an autist, a little alcohol and I bet he'd do it in a bikini.
a692b2 No.13791176
>>13791128
A marriage is a marriage, you can't say it's a half.
682cd6 No.13791184
>>13790828
>premeal eating
Actually a thing, eating before mealtimes was condemned as a form of gluttony by Pope Gregory the Great
fca6c6 No.13791196
>>13791027
Where are judeomahometan values then?
or Judeoislamic, better yet, name a jewish cultural contribution that'd warrant use of "judeochristian values/civilization" and not "Christian values/civilization"
Best goy, names cultural marxist almost as vaguely as european historians name the "nazis" - a mysterious race from probably outer space who seized germany and killed 6 gorillon jews.
>>>/suicide/
>>>/leftypol/
e7ce45 No.13791218
>>13791128
>you are either 1 or 0
correct.
but in the context c70e52 seems to include the act of sex itself in his definition of marriage, so for him "premarital marriage" may make sense in terms of immorally commiting a portion of the marital act without the proper talmudic ceremony.
b00ab3 No.13791246
>>13791196
>>13791010
>dude you listen to a heresy
>dude best solution is to suicide yourself
Nice advice, you idiot.
e08355 No.13791248
>>13791218
But that's just having confusing language. You are telling me Jews jew Jews?
e7ce45 No.13791263
>>13791248
>prejudaic judaism
yes
990c54 No.13791269
>>13791248
They're jewing one another and even their own god
a20f4e No.13791285
>>13791218
>so for him "premarital marriage" may make sense
That's called a relativist fallacy, and it's retarded.
682cd6 No.13791292
>>13791248
>You are telling me Jews jew Jews?
Yes dumbass, that's what Rabbis are for
e7ce45 No.13791310
>>13791285
well, it's a non-standard definition of "marriage", so yeah.
fca6c6 No.13791335
>>13791246
You listen to heresies and dillution of the west by following (((Jordan Peterson)))
Subscribe to PragerUniversity for more Based jews.
000000 No.13791405
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13789939
The holidays are going to suck this year, aren't they? Mark is probably going to eat two cakes this time without sharing too while tipping his menorah.
ee12c1 No.13791620
>>13790115
Genuinely laughed.
e396ad No.13791649
>>13790115
Here I thought this was a mistake, but once again it was kikery
https://www.meaningfullife.com/pre-marital-marriage/
3e2733 No.13791686
>>13790014
>Expecting knowledge from women
>>13789939
Absolutely 4chan tier OP
3563cd No.13791696
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
I wanna be in the screencap too
0036a8 No.13791727
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
c118cc No.13791771
I always hate bongland calling sweaters "jumpers"
b819cd No.13791775
>>13790115
Haha! Epic joke my friend! XD
Please put me in the screencap and don't forget to purchase Fallout 4 GOTY edition!
bb5582 No.13791790
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
bae16d No.13791811
>>13790115
Thats called dating anon
4e0fe1 No.13791855
>>13790115
>>premarital marriage
a46aad No.13791888
d5cb77 No.13791950
>>13791888
>says the (1)
laffing at ur life bud
545ca2 No.13792217
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
0036a8 No.13794836
>>13791888
>muh 1s
Kill yourself faggot
c26def No.13794886
He's clearly Mark, who's now desperate to hide his mistake. I mean, who else do we know here that has Jewish heritage?
c26def No.13794899
>>13794894
>imbibing alcohol
>thinking you still have the moral high ground
768616 No.13794903
0036a8 No.13795057
>>13794899
>prealcoholic intoxication
8bfde0 No.13795067
>>13794899
>implying alcohol is a bad thing if used in moderation
What’s it like being a Muslim?
bccc0b No.13795791
>>13790115
>>premarital marriage
BRUH–
98a992 No.13795827
ahaha its funny typo put me in th screncapp to
790b90 No.13795850
>>13795827
>not knowing how imageboard memes are born
e7ce45 No.13796098
>>13791888
>preimplicated implications
5a3460 No.13796187
>>13790115
This shit got old with the tifa's dicks thing, it's not funny anymore.
d64956 No.13796218
>>13790115
>Being so autistic that you can only have sex after marriage
>Implying it won't just come closing down on you because you didn't pick a wife with a penis
>PREMARITAL MARRIAGE
a1b015 No.13796235
>>13790115
>ywn dress your waifu in her wedding dress a whole week before your wedding and kiss like you've just put the ring on her finger.
bccc0b No.13796304
>>13790115
Fuckin' capped!
12fa36 No.13796311
>>13796304
epic! now post it on 9gag, funnyjunk and reddit!
c8bee7 No.13796319
Strange, a thread mocking Skyrim gets raided instantly.
bccc0b No.13796326
d6a230 No.13796333
>>13790014
I used to be a historian like you, until I took a premarital to the marriage
Lol..
fb61c8 No.13796351
>>13796304
Yeee, made the screencap.
>>13791888
Fuck yourself nigger, there's nothing else to talk about in this shit thread other than that post.
ad0df5 No.13796363
>>13790014
>Historian for Norse Mythology
lmao, I'll have fries with that big mac son
98a992 No.13796394
>>13795850
wut u meme friend? this is clearly organic yes and not at all man u faq chored in any way
98a992 No.13796397
>>13796304
yess i lov memes lets meme more
05e4cb No.13796421
>>13796394
How was it not organic? Do people having a giggle really make you pissy?
19d729 No.13796439
>>13789939
>Wanting a gamer grill.
Having seen several in real life, I can say with total confidence you don't actually want one. They're like most other women - Bitter, used goods that like to hurt people. Being okay at video games doesn't make up for this deficiency. They're nothing like the gamer grills you see in your anime. Sorry.
bf6337 No.13796440
>>13789939
>gf
>not bf
For what purpose?
1ef2b4 No.13796449
>>13796304
>filesize
What the fuck
c26def No.13796705
>>13796440
>m-muh feminine penis
Fucking degenerate
000000 No.13796750
962032 No.13796784
>>13789939
>absolutely no effort put into this
>literally just two context-related designs
>the rest are reused from the generic sweater template they bought for $5 from a template site and have nothing to do with the franchise
Even WE could make something better and make tens of thousands of dollars off these dipshits.
bbfbb2 No.13799438
>>13790737
>Posted tits
Anons need to start asking for meatflaps for verification. Trannys are starting to take enough estrogen to be able to pretend to be girls convincingly now. Might be fapping to some cute chicks tits and she's really got a dick in her other hand.
cf4c1a No.13799542
7685b0 No.13799590
>>13790014
> raging
> not just telling her "I'm a Norse historian."
> Going from nerd to cultured professor in an instant
> not then showing her your Viking horn
autistic homosexual/10
a692b2 No.13799917
>>13796304
that's a fucking huge png Jesus Christ convert that shit to jpeg next time
5a3460 No.13799944
>>13799438
is it strange that i'm comfortable masturbating to a guy (trap or femboy) who knows he's a guy but has tits, but not to futa or delusional trannies?
89ec99 No.13799948
>>13790115
>Premarital Marriage
f8c85a No.13799960
72c386 No.13799972
>>13790786
STOP SAVING MY PICTURES
1f7e52 No.13799979
>>13796319
Don't let goons, neofags, and ledditors take over.
a692b2 No.13799997
>>13799972
how do I know it's you, crusadeanon
b90554 No.13800006
>>13790115
Put me in the epic screencap
a692b2 No.13800010
>>13800006
too late faggot
000000 No.13800019
>>13791888
Merely a coincidence, Mr Bateman.
96c08d No.13800020
>>13800010
>jpg
Nice archive faggot, try saving it as png next time
e90685 No.13800022
>>13790115
>premarital marriage
WHAT
I CANT
a7f09a No.13800025
>xDDDD i quote the silly thing i make same quote many people LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
When is the next exodus so I can escape this cancer?
3c4dd8 No.13800060
>>13789939
>There is gonna be a Bethesda Content Creation Club mod for this.
>>13790014
How does pic related make you feel?
2a5c55 No.13800061
>>13800025
You can go back to cuckchan any time faggot.
88fa22 No.13800071
>>13791888
I came back to call you a nigger.
a7f09a No.13800085
>>13800061
Oh I get it, it's funny because cuckchan cancer is telling me to go back to cuckchan. It's supposed to be on multiple level of irony!
LOL
c59178 No.13800088
>>13790115
So you like skipping the dating nonsense and getting right to the marriage and baby making? I see your thinking, anon. It's old school. Now, are you old school enough to allow fourteen year olds into marriage? Just asking for a friend.
e3ecd8 No.13800584
ab9a25 No.13802532
>>13799944
You're slowly breaking down your illusions of heterosexuality.
t. masturbates to trap on trap.
458ebc No.13802590
I wish a girl knitted me even a mario block