53145c No.13767726
>recommended for you
If you wanna call me an asshole, just call me an asshole. This passive aggressive shit is getting on my nerves, Steam.
ec5e00 No.13767729
I bought it, it was fine mmo clone.
ba91e9 No.13767739
>>13767726
What trash are you playing that it's recommending that to you?
dfeac6 No.13767744
>>13767726
The funny part is even if you go and blacklist anime as a tag, they still come up randomly.
d23354 No.13767747
>hollow realization
is that what happens after you buy it xDD
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 466a04 No.13767751
Game actually has an interesting combat system going for it. Problem is the enemy variety is terrible and the game is too easy. With a larger budget, something like this could make a great game. But instead we get a ton of content put behind DLC.
Still one of the lewdest games I've seen though. You can not only hold hands with your partner while walking around town, but you can bridal carry and kiss them.
1af712 No.13767761
>>13767739
The recommendation algorithm makes some pretty tenuous connections
d605eb No.13767843
>>13767726
>Mfw anon is such a nerd even Steam bullies him
ddc479 No.13767888
>>13767751
Worst thing about it is that they force you to be Kirito.
ab1b53 No.13768000
>>13767991
No carlos picture.
dd98ed No.13768031
>>13767751
Fucking this. I'd kill for the devs of HR to make a game with a similar combat system that isn't held back by being tethered to such a bad IP. That won't happen, though, because the SAO name is what lets Bamco get away with holding back more than half the game's content as DLC. Nobody would deal with that if it was a new IP.
e5ca1a No.13768050
>>13767751
>You can not only hold hands with your partner while walking around town, but you can bridal carry and kiss them.
>This cute mechanic is forever stuck in an SAO game
I really hate this timeline sometimes.
4b6759 No.13768068
Their recommendations are so useless. I mostly use it to keep track of games I want to play, at this point.
>boot Steam up
>pick a game out of my wishlist
>go pirate it
But now the recommendations are mostly just shit like
>hey we see you have this game on your wishlist so here's another game already on your wishlist that you might like
WHY ARE YOU RECOMMENDING ME GAMES I ALREADY WISHLISTED? I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THEM YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THEY EXIST
dd98ed No.13768083
>>13768050
The biggest crime is Strea being stuck in this shit and the god awful way the localization handles her personality. In the Japanese version, she's everything a great female character should be: devoted, kind, cheerful without being annoying, intelligent, gorgeous, knows it, and flaunts it. In the localization, she's a retarded slut. This is one of the few characters in video games that's right down the middle of my strike zone in terms of both personality and body, but she's stuck in SAO games.
5aefbe No.13768585
>>13767751
Damnit, I had zero interest in that shit but now I want it!
53145c No.13772589
>>13767751
>You can bridal carry your partner
But can you throw them?
>>13768050
If only modding communities were interested in the right things, it'd be possible.
723fcc No.13772598
It's a solid game wrapped in terrible source material. To make things worse; the devs that Bamco hired to make it know how to make really good rpgs but now they're stuck making SAO game with ridiculously small budgets.
79533a No.13772991
>>13767726
>Like strategy games.
>Have Valkyrie Chronicles in steam library.
>Can't browse the shop without getting bombarded by anime shit.
>Recommended queue is now full of low effort anime ecchi match three games.
>Lost all hope.
I just stopped using steam shop. And that was the only way - by not playing the game. Like living in a democratic republic country controlled by undemocratically chosen dictators.
c99e53 No.13773007
>>13772991
can't you just filter out the "anime" tag
79533a No.13773157
>>13773007
You can't filter the recommended. And I don't know exactly how the system works, but I do know that the main big page is also different depending on your (marketing) profile.
Also filtering "anime"-tag would filter out games like Valkyrie Chronicles, witch I really like. And basic logic operators seem to be too hard for modern day people, so I'm fucked one way or the other.
Anyway, believe it or not, I can actually live without steam shop…
7962c2 No.13773256
>>13773157
>Anyway, believe it or not, I can actually live without steam shop…
I CAN LIVE WITHOUT STEAM
GET ON MY LEVEL
93294b No.13773426
>>13767991
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
f50b21 No.13774999
>>13774808
>Liking SAO
>>>/kotaku/
4bceb4 No.13775565
>>13767726
Gonna buy this game desu. Looks comfy.
4bceb4 No.13775571
dca26b No.13775573
>>13774785
>resorts to torposting because he can't get around a ban
>>>/cuckchan/
efb976 No.13775889
>>13767751
I only wish the IP wasn't so fucking trash, or that they'd at least let us just make our own character within SAO. Kirito is such fucking dead weight it practically kills any interest I have to play the fucking thing.
e3bebb No.13775933
>>13767726
Premier is gonna make her debut.
Am I the only one who liked Sword Art Online Abridged? Apart from the VA for the main guy.
e3bebb No.13775937
>>13775933
Dumping Premier folder.
df223f No.13775939
>>13773007
You can't filter any tags as far as I know.
14db31 No.13775969
Did any of you managed to get your controller to work?
466a04 No.13775974
>>13767888
A mute self insert would be better than Kirito. But I got some joy out of it thinking this whole game was an Asuna cucking simulator. Asuna doesn't compare to Strea, Yuuki, or Argo
>>13768083
Definitely best girl. She was always my partner when playing online with a friend.
>>13772598
It is a real shame. A lot of the armor is just reskins too. They give you no option to change the colors of them either.
>>13775565
>Buy
Just pirate it, though I'm not sure if this comes with all the DLC. Don't support Namco's bullshit. Even if SAO is garbage, at least the girls are good looking.
http://gamestorrent.co/sword-art-online-hollow-realization-deluxe-edition-codex.html
>>13775933
If only there was a way to make her talk like Last Order.
74dd68 No.13775984
>>13775933
how her personality turned to be?
466a04 No.13776021
>>13775984
She was made with a blank slate and would learn speech patterns from people around the web. People here took that opportunity to teach her all about jews, Hillary, Trump, and other various things. Essentially a meme machine AI. She was saying all sorts of shit to people after a while so they had to shut her down.
85950b No.13776042
>>13767747
Are mods really that mad at a joke? Or are they SAO-tards?
1127e3 No.13776048
>>13775974
Doesn't the game have coop though?
e3bebb No.13776066
>>13775984
>>13776021
I think how does he mean it turned out in the game.
Seems like they made her the standard "Is this what you humans call love" blank android with fits of emotion if >>13775952 is to go by.
3a4985 No.13776081
466a04 No.13776099
>>13776048
Yeah it does. I admit I had some fun taking down high level monsters with a friend though we never tried out PvP.
>>13776066
Yup, that's how it is. Speaking of which, you can hire any human NPC in the game to join your team. The armor shop clerk, that faggot blacksmith, a random punk you saved on the field, anyone. You can can hold hand with everyone.
And fuck this game for hampering the size limit on many things in character creator. You can't have males be as tales as Axe Negro. You can't have tits the size or bigger than Leafa's. And you can't have women be as tall as the tallest male and it's stuck being slightly taller than the average male. I wanted to make a tall titty monster romance petite women smaller than her.
a93a25 No.13776100
>>13767726
I gave that a pirate, it was fucking trash
7c1c05 No.13776106
1127e3 No.13776222
>>13776099
So what kind of coop does it have exactly
466a04 No.13776263
>>13776222
Run around and hit shit till it dies. That's it. If you really want to do that, Tera Online, Phantasy Star Online 2, Monster Hunter, God Eater Ressurection, and Vindictus are all much better choices.
1127e3 No.13776425
>>13776263
Man I'd like to see another PSO game.
938cc5 No.13776444
>>13767751
>Game where you can not only hold hands with your partner while walking around town, but you can bridal carry and kiss them
>Is 50 dollar, DLC-ridden SAO tie-in
Okay, who used the monkey-paw?
938cc5 No.13776467
>>13776446
There's a slim chance that they're talking about the Abridged version that fixes most of the original's problems, adds character development and is also rather funny as well.
4bceb4 No.13776528
>all the leftist hipsters and roasties in this thread
Stop being triggered by cute girls.
ad5b93 No.13776602
>>13776042
/v/ has been a shithole for at least a year. Are you that shocked that the ones running it are the highest order of faggots?
aa0ce7 No.13776614
>>13776528
>wanting to fuck a hamster
45bffb No.13776654
>>13776638
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
THE SCARIEST AND OLDEST OF THE TECH GIANTS IS ALREADY ON IT
https://developer.ibm.com/dwblog/2016/sword-art-online-vrmmo/
e5ca1a No.13776771
>>13776638
The tech is there, it's just everyone is still incapable on how to make a good game in VR.
>>13776654
FUCK
3d2681 No.13776803
>>13767726
>Game about an MMO
>Forced to play as the writers Shitty Self Insert instead of your own Shitty Self Insert.
aa0ce7 No.13776852
>>13776845
who is this mongrel, I'd like to burn it in an oven
85c565 No.13776855
>All modern anime is moeshit
It's this retard again, time to abandon thread.
29083f No.13776856
>>13776467
>Sep. 28, 2012
they're not talking about Abridged
216d5b No.13776865
>>13776845
How can we know it is the anime that is trash and not you?
aa0ce7 No.13776866
>>13776861
>How nu r u?
sorry, what are you trying to say?
I don't speak goon
216d5b No.13776882
>>13776869
>I only watched cartoon network the post
Wew. Off yourself, fag. Anime has been consistent for 40 years now.
2726b3 No.13776885
>>13776855
>giving 10 bucks cucks even a single thread
Just watch him sperg out and laugh.
93c70a No.13776888
Holy shit why did neofag come here of all places?
aa0ce7 No.13776894
>>13776888
Mark invited his friends over
dd98ed No.13776898
>>13775969
Congratulations! You just stumbled onto what I suspect is Bamco's newest anti-piracy measure. Hollow Realization's PC version has no controller support whatsoever! I've heard that using controller emulation through Steam works, but it only works for half the people. Bamco's statement on the issue: "LOL Fuck you and use the Steam workaround." There's literally no fucking way to play with a controller if you pirated the game and only a 50/50 chance it'll work with a legit copy.
aa0ce7 No.13776906
>>13776898
>There's literally no fucking way to play with a controller if you pirated the game
there's joy2key but no analog sticks then
dd98ed No.13776940
>>13776906
Yeah, joy2key is just a really bad solution. The most infuriating part of the situation is that Bamco managed to use proper xinput support in the infinitely shittier Accel World vs Sword Art Online. Clearly, Bamco doesn't give two fucks about PC. Putting all the DLC in the PC version should have been a huge red flag for that to me, but now I know better.
545acc No.13776962
>>13776908
>neofags shitting up my threads
Well it was almost interesting OP
09d9bb No.13776964
>>13776943
If he's a goon using wikipedia for research he's pretty good at it. Japan's economic recession fucked anime budgets.
93c70a No.13776974
Hang on, you don't think moe is just cute girls, do you?
aa0ce7 No.13776989
>>13776908
all of them from the past year or currently airing, specifically chose the more normalfag ones to show how wrong you are
93c70a No.13776998
>>13776977
If I could be moe i wouldn't be here right now. I'd be raking in that sweet sweet attentionwhore money.
But in all seriousness it's more general cuteness. Like the shit you want to protect because it's cute or otherwise comes off as cute. Charm points and all that. I'm sure some lonely legbeard finds kid Guts moe.
aa0ce7 No.13777015
>>13777006
I was only comparing the artstyles, notice which of your posts this was a response to
1127e3 No.13777018
>>13776989
Too bad OPM S2 is being done by a different studio. At least Overlord is still being done by MAD.
ddc479 No.13777026
So is that new SAO game gonna be better? Bamco said they wouldn't force you to be kirito.
aa0ce7 No.13777029
>>13777006
also I personally dislike OPM, due to watching too many "deconstruction" anime I grew tired of them
40541a No.13777040
>>13777022
>not liking skeleton man stepping on low level scum
545acc No.13777041
>>13776970
>he's also a (1) fag
Sure is smelling of newfag in here
93c70a No.13777042
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>>13777029
I know that feeling too well. It seems most shows these days are going "Us [genre] tropes, amirite?" with everything short of the characters winking to the camera. Don't get me wrong: I enjoyed Konosuba for what it was but I wish I could just get a well-done show that's just about a hero going to fight the demon king with a plucky band of adventurers. Doesn't have to be groundbreaking, just do it well. I'm still upset that the opening part of The Devil is a Part-Timer was glossed over so quickly. It looked like a good watch on its own.
545acc No.13777050
>>13777006
>Jojo had an anime before
Yeah a shitty Phantom Blood that everyone fucking hated and a meme OVA series. The current incarnation is way fucking better then that garbage you piece of shit. Only thing it has less of is rewrites.
1127e3 No.13777067
>>13777049
Sounds like you have shit taste if you really find it to be boring.
dd98ed No.13777071
>>13777026
It's a TPS from the developer of tons of licensed anime shovelware and Freedom Wars, so it's bound to be pretty shitty. There's no telling how functional the PC release will be after what happened to Hollow Realization, either, so not even piracy will help.
ddc479 No.13777095
>>13777071
I kinda liked Freedom Wars
Even got the plat on it.
545acc No.13777100
>>13777062
>Many of the scenes in JoJo og anime are directed and made exactly the same you shit sniffer.
>Polnareff shows up on the boat with Strength on it as an enemy when he had already been an ally for a fight with moon by then
>he completely forgot the Judgement rewrite
>he completely forgot Abdul showing up three fights too early
>he forgot the meme OVA series skipping almost 3/4 the stand battles
>Hirohiko himself as stated he absolutely loathed the original Phantom blood adaption
And yet the new series managed to keep everything the fucking same.
>this thing is only 2-3 years old
>me doing it is proof I am an oldfag
>please don't bully me for being retarded
2726b3 No.13777111
>>13777095
I liked it too. It lacked content overall but the base was good.
0d169c No.13777115
>>13777083
>Autistic coward who has become the Overlord of Death just because he caved in to peer pressure
>gary sue
ok.
545acc No.13777121
>>13777107
At this point I'm questioning if you even fucking read the original manga you piece of shit. For someone who claims the style was lifted from it you're full of shit. The fact that Araki single handedly shitcaned the Phantom Blood 2007 movie shows how bad it really was.
>>13777111
Fucken Checked
>>13777115
>Overlord skelly isn't a Gary Stu for the first season
>caved in to peer pressure
>he literally can't even feel stress or panic at this point
Fuck off you know he's right
14db31 No.13777129
>>13776898
That's actually pretty fucking clever. Still, I won't pay for a single player game so I'll wait for a fix.
35dfa8 No.13777130
>>13773426
>Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Then why is Mark even allowed to breathe?
c026cf No.13777135
>>13776869
>early 00s had fantastic series
If you go through all the damn trash, sure
1127e3 No.13777145
>>13777090
It came out later because the first season covered 3 of the LNs out of 8 at the time. At the moment there are only 12 LNs in any case. I'd rather the anime take its time to come out and follow the actual story instead of making shit up and being garbage.
216d5b No.13777163
>>13777083
Next you are going to tell me that the John Carter series is bad because he is so strong. God, why cant there be some powerless limp dick MC saving tbe day. A hero just like you.
dd98ed No.13777183
>>13777129
I wouldn't hold my breath on that. For all intents and purposes, it's pretty much assumed that anyone who plays games on their PC is getting them through Steam, so nobody's going to bother making a fix when that workaround exists. Personally, if I were a company whose game was fucked for a good half the people who bought it, I would be looking into fixing the issue, but that requires effort, and Bamco couldn't possibly give any less fucks about the PC market.
216d5b No.13777187
>>13777170
>bad character because he is too strong
>bad character because he is too weak
Would like to see you define what does count as good character and why. I have a feeling you are afraid to.
545acc No.13777203
>>13777139
You critiqued the modern Jojo being lifted from existed shit and you're full of it. I can't judged anything you have to say about anime as too fucking tilted as is spouting anything to support your position. Plenty of anime nowadays, a decade ago, and two decades ago were fucking trash you just don't remember them because no one fucking did. They're trash. Gravitation towards moe shit and overuse of CGI are the only things that have increased over time.
>b-but muh cel-shading
Really fucking expensive and why anime always had and continues to have very little movement going on during conversations unless it's the cream of the crop.
>>13777147
>shit that isn't character flaws make someone a gary sue
>being overpowered doesn't make someone a gary stu
>being drooled over by literally everyone in the castle and drowning in girls doesn't make him a gary stu
>the ability to auto-correct any negative emotion doesn't make him a gary stu
>most of his fights are one-sided shit fest
>the rest everything goes according to kekaku
Oh but I remember this one time he was embarrassed for 2 seconds! That will show 'em.
7fd76d No.13777214
>>13776444
trips confirm the curse is real and horrible
216d5b No.13777217
>>13777194
>muh horseshoe theory
3d6124 No.13777224
Steam keeps recommending ARMA II even though I already own ARMA II on Steam
545acc No.13777234
>>13777217
>brings up horseshoe theory in fucking character discussion
Go away
>>13777224
Buy it again goyim
>>13777226
>vunerable women with almost nothing to protect herself in the first movie
>wakes up and becomes able to accurately shoot and fight super fast creatures
>cloned to make a alien-human hybrid
Ripley is an amazing case study on how to destroy a character.
545acc No.13777236
>>13777234
*alien-human hybrid mary sue
bc975a No.13777238
>>13777224
>you might enjoy ARMA II because you have recently played ARMA II
well, it's not wrong
1127e3 No.13777241
>>13777203
It sounds like you haven't read any of the LNs
545acc No.13777251
>>13777241
>>13777121
>Overlord skelly isn't a Gary Stu for the first season
bc975a No.13777254
>>13777251
if he doesn't have balls how does he cum
545acc No.13777267
>>13777261
(((Modern Art)))
216d5b No.13777291
>>13777226
>good at mech piloting for no reason and can fight a monster better than trained soldiers
Just like anime. And horseshoe mocks the notion that truth lies in mediocracy.
545acc No.13777294
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>>13777291
Alien Ripley was amazing
Aliens Ripley is fucking aids
dd98ed No.13777340
>>13777291
>good at mech piloting for no reason
<Burke: Oh, right. I heard you're working the cargo docks.
<Ripley: That's right.
<Burke: Running loaders and forklifts, that sort of thing?
<Ripley: Yeah. So?
<Burke: Nothing. I think it's great that you're keeping busy, and I know it's the only thing that you could get.
Yeah, how could someone who's been piloting mechs for a living for an undisclosed amount of time possibly have any experience piloting mechs?
e41c03 No.13777387
>>13777291
You should really watch Aliens instead of your jap garbotrash, it's a great film.
bd4645 No.13777405
>Playing anything related to SAO or any other animu garbage
>tfw a fantastic game about Legend of the Galactic heroes NEVER EVER
And yes, I am aware of the that one game, but I'd rather stick to Supreme Commander.
>>13776989
>Such fucking shit taste except JoJo
At least I am not a faggot, I guess. Thank you, God. Sage because animu garbage isn't worth it.
545acc No.13777420
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>>13777405
>OPM is bad
It's overrated to fucking hell and back but it's not bad anon.
85c565 No.13777426
>>13777405
>He cant read
He specifically said he chose the most normalfag/mainstream ones.
bd4645 No.13777429
>>13777420
It is meh, you laugh at it at the beginning then it gets stale. Just go watch Cromartie Highschool, way better time investment.
bd4645 No.13777432
>>13777426
It is 2:08 AM here, anon. Don't judge me.
e41c03 No.13777438
>>13777432
Fuck off russia hackers
bc975a No.13777440
>>13777429
couldn't get into Cromartie, it was just too much for me and I like strange shit
bc975a No.13777442
>>13777440
always forget about the goddamned flags
545acc No.13777443
>>13777429
>not reading the manga for it's excellent art
What a fag
Cromartie is good but if I wanted to go full absurd humor Bobobo is better.
5c7d2d No.13777445
>>13777429
>watch
There's your problem. OPM anime is just lacking something that made the manga special.
bc975a No.13777463
>>13777443
I see what you mean
545acc No.13777470
>>13777463
>not reading both manga
What an even bigger fag
d69092 No.13777608
>>13775939
>>13773007
I knew /v/ was full of underage reddit fags but you guys are embarassingly retarded.
KYS
ee9aed No.13777612
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>>13777579
No thanks, I'd rather watch Lupin than this overrated trash spread more by weeaboos than the actual Japan otakushits.
bc975a No.13777635
>>13777604
something seems wrong here but I can't put my finger on it
5eafb0 No.13777637
>/v/ being in charge of having good taste in anime
93c70a No.13777640
Reminder that normalfags have a natural repulsion to anime.
>>13777637
>doesn't list an example of good taste
bc975a No.13777645
>>13777640
>what is Naruto
>what is DBZ
>what is every popular anime
an anime gets "well-known" only when the normalfags start watching
93c70a No.13777651
>>13777645
>implying entry level = normalfags
9323cd No.13777655
>>13777429
>Cromartie Highschool
Truly the thinking mans anime
85c565 No.13777662
>>13777653
He didnt get a ban, a mod just attached a message to his post.
ae8df7 No.13777688
>>13772598
It's a shame honestly.
545acc No.13777707
>neofag autist who hated anime got banned
Gave me a chuckle
ae8df7 No.13777713
>>13777707
It's not even about that, it's about him shitting up the thread.
35dfa8 No.13777714
>>13777696
There should be something like double spoilers.
466a04 No.13777716
>>13777637
Most don't actually keep up with it or bother to look at what's coming out during the season. They just see what's popular and then decide everything is just like that. It's like thinking all video games are just AAA games, mobage, and moba and the only good games came out decades ago and nothing good comes out at all. Essentially an opinion you would develop if you didn't bother to research or really play video games.
>>13777707
It shouldn't have even gotten that bad in the first place. As soon as he started saying stupid shit I just filtered him. It's not like any of it was worth reading and replying to.
32efef No.13777725
>>13777641
>hosenose mouth
what the fuck
who thinks that shit is atractive?
Maybe bronies or some shit, with a mouth like that she looks more like a horse the more dicks she sucks.
And what the fuck is it with the "undisclosed liquid everywhere". I can understand the "lol men can ejaculate 7 times in 20 minutes" for the sake of extra time for sex, but this "we barely touched and there's saliva/cum/sweat/vagianl juice everywhere and it's sexy" is downright retarded.
Come to think of it, noone ever discloses what kind of fluids they are.
I have several theories:
>It's semen
But it shows up BEFORE the guy comes right? Well the only explanation is that weebs suffer some rare form of Ultra-premature ejaculation. It's so severe, they don't just premateruely cum, the cum travels backwards in time. All of it, throught his life: everytime the guy cums, the cums goes back in time on a mission to land on the face/breasts/hair/hands/acessories of any girl he dicked before. That explains why there's so much of it even before the girl touches him.
>Sweat
So basically, japonese people must drink 15L of water everyday. They're like oriental sponges: you squeeze'em hard enough and water comes out from every orifice. But it's salty since the japs can't get over how small their boobs are smaller than their dicks. Pretty fucking small. There's laser surgery to correct this problem, but I think they NEED to sweat like this, else the water accumulates on the brain and it causes headaches, confusion, pain and a mild cause of death.
Might also explain why hentai girls jump on dicks for the tiniest reason. The reason being jap dick.
>cum
Alright, this might be the one, since depending on the artist, weebs either go for the "cum is like water, when you get hot, it vaporizes all over your face" or the "cum is globs of spooge akin to flour and water when mixed".
I guess there's some weird motherfuckers that somehow like to see girls covered in cum. It's popular in the west too, I guess. "Mark your territory/mark your bitch", it's all "muh dick" shit. What weebs do weirdly is how there's FOUNTAINS and RIVERS of cum everywhere. I even read something about a girl drowining in cum. On a doujin, not real-life, japs have tiny balls to go with their tiny dick, couldn't drown anyone even if they got fellatio undersea.
My guess is that cum has mystical qualities and is associated to how powerfull you are in jap culture. Man comes a lot? Must be the emperor. He jizzes a few grams? off to the ricefields. So naturally, over several generations, men with lacking ejaculations would not reproduce and japs selectively breed ubermenchs capable of ejaculating in such volume, they could use them to put out fires.
Ultimately, it doesn't even matter. It looks like shit. I'm look at your picture, I'm looking at the pretty girl getting ripped in half by what looks like a man in an hot-dog costume between the legs of another men and when I turn the page, 60% of the girl is gone, covered in cum.
I don't fap to cum, only gays do that. You want to draw hentai for gays, put men in it. Not cute girls.
And that's how traps were invented: mass-market appeal.
32efef No.13777730
>>13777725
Crap, I wrote to paragraphs on cum?
Guess that settles it, it's cum.
Man why the fuck am I writing dissertations about ejaculation on /v/ of all places.
Fucking hell, kill me Pete, I have not the will.
545acc No.13777734
>>13777714
Why would anyone need a double spoiler?
>>13777725
>not understanding Japan's love of bukkake
>not understanding how this also applies to precum
85c565 No.13777735
>>13777725
>>13777730
Or it could be precum, they often rub their dicks all over before anyway.
061009 No.13777740
>>13777696
Delete this 3DPD shit
74c8f5 No.13777746
>>13777734
>this also applies to precum
I love precum. Wish I could make myself leak more of it.
85c565 No.13777759
>>13777746
You can, im sure there are some guides out there. Legit ones that is
32efef No.13777760
>>13777734
>>13777735
Pre-cum is a tiny, tiny amount. A small fraction of the actual ejaculation and it's only there as a form of natural lube.
Why the fuck would someone:
a)lube up their entire body, the rug, the walls, the FUCKING EYELIDS and their nails
b)Need that much lube, holy shit, if it doesn't fit with that much, either get some WD40 or a powerdrill to assist you
c)not die immediately? Or at least go into shock, either from the sudden dehydration or the fucking smell alone.
Good lord, 5 minutes after sex the room would smell like death.
>>13777746
You are one weird motherfucker, you know that, right?
32efef No.13777766
>>13777759
WHY
Pre-cum is like blinking **which you are now doing manually.
It's an automated bodily function to make other voluntary body functions easier without effort.
Like breathing. Which you are also doing manually now, why did you hoover over the spoiler?
545acc No.13777767
>>13777760
>he doesn't leak plenty of precum
fucking cutfags
85c565 No.13777769
>>13777766
>which you are now doing manually.
Foolish anon, that trick doesnt work on me
ae8df7 No.13777778
>>13777766
Anon, I admire your passion. but can you stop being so gay right now? It's off topic.
35dfa8 No.13777779
>>13777766 (nice)
NOW LOOK AT MINE
061009 No.13777791
>>13777746
Do you also love men?
85c565 No.13777792
>>13777779
One last offtopic post to check where the sexts went >>13777777
74c8f5 No.13777812
>>13777759
I haven't seen any, at least.
>>13777760
>>13777766
I find it more odd that you have something against precum.
>>13777767
I'm uncut and I'm still unsatisfied with how little I produce.
>>13777791
I'm mostly just interested in self play.
d43b4b No.13777821
>>13767747
>MOD DELETED POSTS CRITICIZING THIS BAN
he was joking. people questioned this ban. their posts got deleted.
This is not ok.
85c565 No.13777829
>>13777821
He didnt get banned you nigger, the mod just attached the message to his shitpost. You are not ok
356a84 No.13777831
>>13777291
Are you retarded? She is a space dock worker. First up she will have lots of experience with loaders.
Second have you ever met real life dock workers? Even the female ones are tougher than pansy ass marines.
c026cf No.13777836
>>13777637
>anyone being in charge of having good taste in anime
545acc No.13777856
>>13777766
Show me on the penis where precum touched you anon.
>>13777812
L-arginine and saw palmetto may be your gateway to meme dreams.
79415a No.13778212
>mfw the newest tries to blend in
cc584e No.13779318
>>13776042
>>13777821
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. If you accept people typing like retards "for fun" you'll soon be swamped with real retards who type like retards because that's who they are.
This is not okay.
63e5b2 No.13779342
>>13778643
Thank you my greatest ally.
3c37e2 No.13779408
if mods are so opposed to posters changing subject and consider them derails, what do you call it when you nuke 50% of a thread and have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about because all the context is gone? Just delete the fucking thread you incompetent faggots.
93c70a No.13780874
>>13779408
Go cry on the meta board, faggot.