75a367 No.13663624
HAHAHA PIRATES WIN AGAIN
GET FUCKED BETHESDA
14fc97 No.13663640
Thank you CrackAnon.
The game is likely shit, but I'm gonna seed it anyway to spite Bethesda. Maybe we can do another Salt Party as well.
2956d7 No.13663653
Bethesda and antifa can both get fucked.
Based Rebelliously
534979 No.13663663
I wasted the bandwidth downloading Fallout 4 to confirm for myself that it was dogshit. Not sure I care enough to repeat the experiment with another sloppy Bethesda title. I do look forward to salt and seeing webms of how terrible the propaganda is, though.
7289f8 No.13663671
I don't even feel like pirating it, from what I've seen it has a lot of SJW propaganda
c1aa71 No.13663678
YES, ANOTHER SHITTY AAA GAME SO I CAN KEEP PLAYING SHIT DESPITE GOING ON INTERNET FORUMS RAMBLING ABOUT HOW I HATE IT
2956d7 No.13663689
>>13663671
This is why I kind of want to play it, so I know exactly what kind of bullshit they are trying to make normalfags believe.
ceadb1 No.13663709
cd1e5c No.13663710
>>13663703
>Missing the point, the post.
Don't forget our glorious health at any size token resistance character!
1b9403 No.13663727
I'd be happier about this if the game used Denuvo however Bethesda seems to be the first big publisher to have abandoned the thing. Since both this and Evil Within 2 do not have it. It's a shame Bethesda churns out mostly shit or I'd actually like them for this.
e1f4ed No.13663736
>>13663703
Funnily enough Wolfenstein II grants one of the wishes everyone here had: it contains a remake of the Wolfenstein 3D easter egg where instead of usual you play as a nazi killing resistance members.
e1f4ed No.13663756
The crack would be useful if there was a torrent for the game to begin with, since I can't find one anywhere. The game isn't even out on Steam, so I gotta wonder how the hell they even managed to crack it.
86242f No.13663763
I'd rather people not play this game period, even pirated it isn't worth it.
Its best to just mock it and ignore it.
Its good that it got cracked though, hopefully that translates to lost sales.
91d24b No.13663805
>>13663624
VOKS?
VOLKS?
FUCKING NAZIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
13c5a2 No.13663806
fake news, denuvo is uncrackeable
1b0847 No.13663807
>>13663756
Someone in Revolt probably knows a guy that knows a guy that works at a retail store. This sort of thing happens from time to time.
Tangentially, fun fact. From Software punished players that broke the street date for Dark Souls by personally invading their games with maxed out characters.
91d24b No.13663819
>>13663736
>Wolfenstein 3D easter egg where instead of usual you play as a nazi killing resistance members.
I never heard of this before. Sauce?
1b9403 No.13663834
>>13663806
It doesn't use Denuvo Bethesda seems to have stopped using it.
c73f9d No.13663852
>>13663624
>requires a steam account
Fuck that, I'll wait.
fc5f5e No.13663870
>>13663703
>Spreading the meme /pol/ is triggered.
What I saw in one /pol/ thread was that they were grossed out by the cuck shit in the trailer and that its just one of the gorrilion works demonizing Hitler Germany.
39bf43 No.13663878
fc5f5e No.13663886
>>13663807
>From Software punished players that broke the street date for Dark Souls by personally invading their games with maxed out characters.
Honestly thats just funny.
be7531 No.13663893
>the game literally has a blonde german getting SHITTED
You are a cuckold faggot if you even pirate this game.
91d24b No.13663894
>>13663878
I mean I never heard of that easter egg in the original Wolf3d…
39bf43 No.13663902
>>13663894
It's not in Wolf3D it's in this new game.
ae7748 No.13663940
If you actually want to pirate this pile of shit, here's the magnet link for it being posted on revolt's website:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:d5aeebc8dadf88dec0f2b046d0986dde72cccfb5&dn=Wolfenstein.II.The.New.Colossus-VOKSI&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.tfile.me%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fmgtracker.org%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.me%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.glotorrents.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337
91d24b No.13663949
8701eb No.13663965
>>13663807
>From Software punished players that broke the street date for Dark Souls by personally invading their games with maxed out characters.
That's amusing though I wonder what might their reaction might be if they fucked up and got killed…or worse, memed on.
fbbb19 No.13663971
>>13663703
Hello reddit. As a /pol/ack, i can tell you i don't get triggered by historically illiterate people insisting Hitler was the bad guy for attacking the poor old soviet union, and Americans are heroes for blocking naval trade around Japan until they had to attack the US navy or starve, and then nuking all of their industrial zones so they are the sole first world country with any large scale industry left. I do think it's funny to point out to you that even if all the bullshit about gas chambers was true, the Soviet union and the allies stil violated far more human rights, killed more people, committed far more war crimes. Yet you celebrate communism and "western liberal democracies", while screaming about how horrible national socialism is.
2976cd No.13663992
>>13663624
I'll check it out if it's under 20GB. I have to say that I enjoyed my time with the first half of the New Order. I haven't played the Old Blood, but I imagine that's more of the same.
1b89ea No.13664003
Surprise surprise, it's garbage. Why do they waste their time cracking this shit?
1b9403 No.13664004
>>13663980
I'm just wary as fuck because it's become a pretty general rule that when a game starts spouting leftist politics it's because it is garbage and putting out a defense for when everyone shits on it. Like when Mr. shitface started praising Anita Sarkeesian the week before their second kickstarter ended and they announced that Broken Age ran out of money.
32b4c4 No.13664021
>>13664003
So it gets less sales.
86242f No.13664023
>>13663870
>grossed out
Do you know what it takes to truly "gross" /pol/ or any board on this chan out?
We've all seen shit that would make most normalfags and ledditors on the internet cringe. If you haven't seen the contents of someone's gore folder at least once while you were on a chan, you probably don't visit often enough.
Being disgusted =/= grossed out. Hell if you were in the neogaf thread earlier when it got discovered, there was some atypical stuff being spammed in there.
only one image managed to raise an eyebrow out of me in the whole thing, it was some weird drawn porn amusingly enough
fc5f5e No.13664036
>>13664023
What ever, I'm not a native speaker. They had a negative reaction the the vain of disgust.
c1aa71 No.13664039
>>13664021
>piracy does not translate to lost sales
>it was cracked so it gets less sales
2976cd No.13664072
>>13663756
Maybe it's a crack of the preload?
>>13664017
Fuck that.
32b4c4 No.13664082
>>13664039
Correct, its lost sales when i say so, i can say that because I'm fresh and wise, on top of being always right.
c1aa71 No.13664088
>>13664072
some fighting games are even bigger than that, get with the times grampa
44ceaf No.13664092
>>13663624
I would rather soak my computer in malware.
6b75ca No.13664121
>>13664114
>00000
>torposting
>bashing /pol/
f27ac6 No.13664136
Loved the New Order, don't know if this game improved on gameplay aspect, that would be nice, But Arcane Dimensions mod for Quake already covered my need in fps games.
731379 No.13664139
>>13663624
i'm normally against piracy but fuck jewthesda
f27ac6 No.13664150
>>13664121
Is there a som sort of colleration? Like it's sounds like mixing up soft and warm.
1b89ea No.13664156
>>13664139
>i'm normally against piracy
Why?
f9f7d9 No.13664171
>>13663624
>HAHAHA PIRATES WIN AGAIN
Yeah sure. Game is so shit its not even worth pirating.
fc5f5e No.13664173
>>13664159
Wtf is wrong with abos holy shit
1d04b6 No.13664185
>>13664173
Lots of things anon. So much that it would require its own thread.
Aboriginies for example turned australia into the barren wasteland it is now and made many remaining dinosaurs extinct.
437e0d No.13664194
>>13663624
The one thing that would've made this even better is if it had Denuvo.
9e3390 No.13664198
>>13664017
that's a lot of garbage.
6901b1 No.13664203
As someone who actually really liked The new order and Old blood,
Some one posted MP4 related in another thread and it's so retarded I'm not even going to bother to pirate this game.
The girl in that webm is BJ's wife who was also in the new order and I liked her in the last game, but the way she in there is unrecognizable to how she was in the last game, I could believe she would be able to fight competently but that MP4 is over the top stupid.
The New Order did a woman fighting better
BJ meats Caroline an Old War friend She's paralyzed now due to shit in the war happening. They joke about who had it worse the fact shes paralyzed or that BJ was in a vegetable for 14 years.
Caroline is the leader of the resistance and is planing and giving orders the whole game, BJ respects her and hopefully so does the player.
latter in the game BJ and his team find the chamber with all the advanced magic JEW technology, There is a Power suit and BJ immediately says the should give it to Caroline.
Later Caroline now wearing the Suit and saves BJ's ass.
New order Got me to care about the characters first before they saved my ass. this game is taking a character I liked and making me Dislike them.
14f9ce No.13664219
>>13664185
>they turned them into petrol, so they could huff 'em all
I believe it.
c05709 No.13664222
>>13664203
>1st webm
Andromeda-tier animation, even ignoring the badass womyn shit that is just fucking bad.
91d24b No.13664230
>>13664203
Why does she take off her shirt?
Is it:
>Men take off their shirts in action movies so this is a clever feminist reversal of that old sexist meme
or is it:
>despite all our pandering our primary audience is still virgin men and virgin men like tits in their video games
Probably both, amirite.
1b89ea No.13664231
>>13664203
>caring about jews
c73f9d No.13664233
>>13664203
>BJ meats Caroline an Old War friend
She's the resistance leader from Wolf 09.
91cc60 No.13664234
>>13663624
Bethesda's Wolfenstein Marketing in a Nutshell
91d24b No.13664248
>>13664233
> Wolf 09.
Did anybody even play that game? I always forget it existed.
6901b1 No.13664264
>>13664233
I didn't play wolf 09 but they act like friends, do think War Friends is a bad way of describing them both? what would be better?
90207f No.13664268
>>13664023
>was watching Karl Pilkington's The Moaning of Life with my parents
>the episode about happiness
>part of the show with pierced freaks who hang themselves from meat hooks for fun
>my dad goes "I don't need to see this" and walks out of the room
>mom morbidly curious but gagging
>tfw I just sat there stone faced because nothing particularly funny was happening
>they probably wonder if I'm a sociopath
>I am
3ae3f6 No.13664276
>>13663653
And NeoGAF. What a week it's been.
91d24b No.13664284
>>13664036
Vein.
>disgust
I'd call it contempt.
91e785 No.13664292
>>13664203
Isn't there also a twist where BJ and his girlfriend/wife/whatever have a kid who's supposed to be the main character from Commander Keen?
e1f4ed No.13664304
>>13664230
>why does she take off her shirt
Look to the left, shit's on fire
91d24b No.13664314
>>13664304
>implying they didn't decide to set her shirt on fire as the excuse to take off the shirt
You can't really be this naive, right?
a093d2 No.13664316
66493e No.13664319
based pirates amirite bros? denuvo loses again! finally we can talk about this game to our hearts content and support it if we like it ;)
be7531 No.13664332
>>13664203
HAHAHAHHA
holy fuck that webm. Leftism is a disease.
4dea58 No.13664338
>>13664203
>pregnant women
>jumping around and rolling in live fire
>3 trained soldiers and a mech can't tell when grenades are thrown at them
>taking her shirt off for no reason
>shooting akimbo as if anyone has the upper arm strength to meaningfully aim doing that
c73f9d No.13664344
>>13664248
>Did anybody even play that game?
It's actually pretty fun, kinda suffered from the hub system and from the story / character interactions / VA being the blandest shit ever, still fun better with the one mod that rebalances shit so you don't just spend the game raping everything with the Stg. and the one crystal upgrade
>>13664264
I dunno, the way you phrased it made it seem to me like her interactions with BJ where an offscreen thing when she actually was a pretty major character in another game, just thought I'd add to that.
Also spoilers she does seem to die near the end of µWolf 09 which is likely what caused her injuries to begin with, black sun dimension fuckery exploding a whole castle and all that
674ac6 No.13664350
>>13664203
>that first webm
I suspected this game was going to be some Antifa SJW bullshit, but not to this level.
028d4f No.13664361
>>>13663971
<soviet union violating human rights
>literally the country which had the most human rights, next to north Korea
(^:
Beyond even the point that screeching "m-m-muh human rights" is pathetic sign of one's enslavement
Did you know that for (((some reason))) the Soviets were attempting to take the "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign from Auschwitz one of the 6 or so camps which had it, but the only one NOT inspected by the US and declared to be a concentration camp as opposed to a death camp inland?
>>13664234
>Make america nazi free AGAIN
Not a single wolfenstein game took place in America though.
RtCW and 2009 had the same premise, (((Allies))) and Third Reich have a really close stalemate and IF the Third Reich completes *mystery project you need to learn about and stop* they'll turn the tide and stomp the zog
In nu wolfenstein there is literally no point to the fighting because entire world is overtaken for 2 decades now.
Like in Homefront Revolution, but in that game, game actually acknowledges that
c98648 No.13664367
>>13664203
>Sweden in charge of videogames
90207f No.13664369
>>13664203
>pregnant
>throws the guy into the hole and lands on top of him… on her stomach
713f20 No.13664372
>>13664338
Did the New Order had something stupid like that?
I can only remember those two characters, who stayed in base when it was set on fire.
5941fd No.13664403
>>13664203
Guess who they shoehorned into this pile of shit?
Don't you want to kill Hitler, my little goylem?
4dea58 No.13664415
>>13664203
>google how much trauma it takes to kill a fetus
>if she gets hit by even one stray bullet the blood loss could be enough to give her child a 40% to 70% to die depending on where it lands
e1f4ed No.13664427
>>13664403
Wait, how the fuck did Hitler survive after being torn to shred in his mecha suit? Now I gotta find out. Does anyone have a torrent link to the game?
c98648 No.13664438
>>13664427
Why not read it
e1f4ed No.13664439
b14996 No.13664445
>>13664427
>Implying this shit is canon to the OG Wolfenstein
Don't try to compare this to IDs work please
6ed20e No.13664451
>>13664403
>>13664427
>No mecha suit
This is more offensive than the Marketing. throw it into the trash.
c28b63 No.13664456
>>13664427
Wolfenstein 3D and Spear of Destiny aren't canon to the reboot timeline (if you can call it a timeline) that started with Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
5941fd No.13664461
>>13664427
Mecha suit Hitler wasn't a thing in this universe. He's apparently making films on Venus now and is a mentally unstable old man who claps when BJ beats a nazi soldier to death in front of him, thinking it's all part of the act. Also part of that level is memorizing lines from Adolf's movie, BJ is a retard so he writes them down on his hand so it gets smudged so the player needs to select one of five. FPS games huh?
028d4f No.13664475
>>13664415
Firstly, It doesn't matter, because PRESENT lives are the maximum value, therefore unconscious, comatose or unborn don't matter.
Neither does dignity for the dead, so once your heart stops you become a spare parts repository to be cannibalized at will.
Secondly, It's every woman's RIGHT to murder her own children because women, like niggers are incapable of cause-effect thinking and making connection between sex and pregnancy
>>13664403
>tfw I was joking about new game having BJ break boyscouts in half for being in hitlerjugend; shills listened and outdid me, you murder elderly.
b14996 No.13664476
Seriously, does someone have a magnet?
No public tracker has it yet
5941fd No.13664483
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This the entire Hitler scene, don't torrent this pile of shit just for this cancer.
>>13664476
Are you retarded?
0a38c8 No.13664493
>>13663663
No taste detected.
Neck yourself nigger
5941fd No.13664501
What would you choose /v/?
c28b63 No.13664502
>>13664476
Read the fucking bread. IT'S RIGHT THERE JUST TAKE IT
YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
c98648 No.13664503
9057e8 No.13664505
>>13664476
How the fuck did you find your way on to this imageboard despite having a sub-50 IQ?
It's fucking on thepiratebay you inbred nigger.
e67805 No.13664546
>>13664505
How can something be this cute.
6ed20e No.13664549
>>13664483
Does he go into the mecha suit?
b14996 No.13664554
>>13664483
>>13664502
I was hoping for a paga as well but >>13664439 works too I guess, nice job.
>>13664505
>Piratebay
>KT
>Current year + 2
You serious?
91d24b No.13664568
>>13664461
Venus? Why the fuck would anybody want to go to Venus?
Is 1,000 degree fahrenheit acid air supposed to be good for your pores or something?
5941fd No.13664595
>>13664549
No, it's just showing how much of a crazy psycho Hitler is as he kills 3 actors and pisses himself. Just like in real life, didn't you know that Hitler was actually a drug abusing homosexual jew with syphilis? My rabbit told me that and I don't think he'd lie about something like this.
028d4f No.13664599
>>13664483
Impressive.
Literally 0 gameplay for that entire segment, everyone and everything is made disgusting,
<HAHA PISSING BLOOD, VOMIT, VIOLENCE, RAPE, SAVAGERY
2956d7 No.13664602
>>13663852
not hard to make a throwaway account on steam, fam
b14996 No.13664604
>>13664568
Yeah Uranus is much nicer
6ed20e No.13664616
>>13664595
Do you kill Hitler before you kill him as a mecha?
5941fd No.13664628
>>13664599
This 5 hour "game" is just antifa propaganda with the Tarantino edge-o-meter dialed up to 11.
028d4f No.13664641
>>13664628
Even more impressive, every face in your picture is repulsive.
5941fd No.13664651
>>13664641
I didn't know Phil was in this game.
4fb96d No.13664668
>>13664628
Anyone remember how Metro had a alt-history WW2 as well where the Nazis survived. However in that game the communists were shit as well. Both sides were just assholes forcing their bullshit on everyone else who just wanted to be left one and find a way to survive.
b14996 No.13664669
>>13664651
He brought his bull with him apparently
91d24b No.13664672
>>13664641
The evil Nazis valued physical beauty, therefore ugliness is virtuous!
38c910 No.13664694
>>13664203
>mfw the first webm
That shit would fit pretty fine for a parody IMHO.
6ed20e No.13664701
>>13664595
I know that Hitler actually avoided the concentration camps, Made animal protection laws then killed his own dogs, he also protected a Jewish-Austrian doctor since he helped out his mother, and was actually part Jewish.
5941fd No.13664709
>>13664669
The commie is supposed to be a New Orleans resistance leader. I don't have a screenshot but when he "gathers his proletariat" it looks as diverse as the cast of nu-Star Wars.
028d4f No.13664724
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13664595
my rabbi told me something different
028d4f No.13664729
>>13664709
Nig doesn't even look human, what the fuck.
b14996 No.13664734
>>13664709
>Death squads storming the cities, killing everyone in sight
If BJ was a true American and Polsky, or even true human being considering how she looks and her ideology
>A shame they didn't get to you
I mean, look at that fucking face, look at that hair.
6ed20e No.13664746
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>13664724
My rabbi said that Drive is actually the new Mein Kampf
yes the movie staring Ryan Gosling
f1718e No.13664790
>>13664203
That first webm raises so many questions
6b286a No.13664795
>>13664203
>>13664304
>Takes off her coat that's on fire
>Takes off her jumper too that was underneath the coat, taking it off like it's a coat
>Also takes off her bra too or is not wearing a bra for some reason
It's fucking horrible, no love or care went into this game at all if that's the quality or attention to detail that we can expect throughout.
6de872 No.13664799
5941fd No.13664800
>>13664724
>biggest enemy of the jewish people, are the jewish people
What the hell, I love (((jewish people))) now!
>>13664729
Niggers aren't actually human anon, only white people are the real humans.
Wyatt from the previous game is the canon choice of who you saved but he's an incoherent, drug abusing idiot. At some point he comes over to the resident kike to ask him about his "visions". The jew encourages him to take more drugs and gives him a book on the jewish kabbalah.
f27ac6 No.13664807
>>13664483
Okay the moment then that second actor did a pretty good job impersonating BJ was good, don't know about anything else, those hyperbolic characterisations of BJ as an man of action could work in film prodution espesially in propaganda film production. But it was lame, they could do something better.
bdccb1 No.13664813
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
6ed20e No.13664823
>>13664800
So does Hitler die or not?
6ed20e No.13664831
>>13664800
Also you DO realize that you're on a board run by a kike, right?
be03dd No.13664840
>>13664795
>Slides into her husbano that was already decapitated and sewn back onto a dummy hours after losing his head, endangering herself and her unborn baby
>Not just shooing at the nazis who have worse aim than stormtroopers from behind a barrel/around the corner
>>13664823
You just fuck off from his secret base after getting the shit you need, BJ cares more about killing his father than fucking Hitler.
0b351d No.13664843
>>13664800
>Wyatt
IT'S HIM?
i didn't recognise him from trailers.
FUCKING GODDAMIT.
A new fucking generaion. DRUG ADDICTED GENERATION.
6ed20e No.13664846
>>13664840
So can mecha hitler become a thing?
91e785 No.13664855
>>13664823
Hitler lives on in us all, anon.
6ed20e No.13664868
cf5fdf No.13664873
Good. Now I can bash the fash without supporting some porky corporation.
Wow you NAZIS are so fucking dumb, like ok I knew nazis were stupid but not THIS stupid hahaha. I will play through this and I will imagine every single NAZI fuck that I kill one of you alt-right /pol/yps.
Just get this you stupid NAZIS are get this good, this game will be a represenation of whats going to happen to you NAZI fuckers real soon. Watch as this army of people workers and people of color rise up against you AND SMASH YOUR FUCKING NAZi HEADS into the pavement hahaha
toodles~~~
337015 No.13664875
>>13664493
Good taste, anon. Have fun with the new Wolfenstein 2 ™, which is a huge improvement to its predecessor.
c9f55e No.13664878
>>13663624
I didn't even know WE WUV NAZIS AND SHEEEEEEEIT was even out.
dbb299 No.13664882
>>13664795
The worst part is Machine games was the same team who made The Darkness 1 and escape from Butcher bay. They weren't making shitty games before.
be03dd No.13664894
>>13664846
If this doesn't bomb yeah it's possible mecha Hitler will come back. Curious to know how much was spent on it TBH, from what I've seen it's barely five hours long with most of it being cutscenes, while at the same time it's had a fair amount of marketing.
91e785 No.13664897
>>13664882
> the same team
More like the same mascot. Take a gander at the credits list of these three games and I guarantee you could count the number of important recurring names on both your hands.
be03dd No.13664932
>>13664882
Are you sure? According to (((wikipedia))) the company that worked on the two new Wolfenstein games have only worked on said games. Regardless, it's been almost a decade between Wolfenstein 2014 and those games, I highly doubt even 1/4th of the company is the same.
2bb513 No.13664940
>>13664203
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THAT WEBM I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA AGAIN HOLY SHIT.
6ed20e No.13664942
>>13664894
Fuck mecha hitler then, I hope it bombs harder than Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
4fb96d No.13664960
>>13664932
No Machine Games was started by a group of devs who left Starbreeze. It is by no means the same team. That would be like saying Bulletstorm was made by the Witcher team.
5941fd No.13664974
Do you feel disgusted by women breastfeeding in public? How about a smoking, radioactive negress? Stop being such a biggot!
dbb299 No.13664979
>>13664932
>>13664960
> That would be like saying Bulletstorm was made by the Witcher team.
That's fair to say i guess, what i meant was when playing New order I could tell some of the guys who made it, also did Darkness and Riddick since they have design similarities.
889c69 No.13664980
>>13664203
Honestly this is like a satire. If the twist ending was that she went insane and it was a stillborn the whole time I'de pirate it.
4fb96d No.13664991
>>13664979
Yeah I liked the New Order this is looking like a pile of shit though.
>>13664974
Isn't smoking while breastfeeding incredibly harmful to the baby?
be03dd No.13665010
>>13664974
>Smoking while your kid is stuck on your tit
jesus christ
437e0d No.13665012
>>13664940
I knew it was gonna be bad since the final boss is apparently a QTE and a cliffhanger for DLC, and especially since it's from the same company that made you either kill your son or nuke Boston, but I didn't expect this level of cringe. Webms mostly unrelated, all this talk of Andromeda-levels of cringe means I'll take the excuse to post these again.
5941fd No.13665015
Once you go black, you never go back.
3f21c5 No.13665017
>>13663893
to be fair in the first game she was the absolute worst cunt
be7531 No.13665018
>>13665010
The whole thing dosent make any sense. They force all this shit into the game and then make a nigger look bad. Whos Jewing who here.
be7531 No.13665026
91e785 No.13665027
>>13664995
>they use a negress with higher than normal levels of average testosterone to drop this line
c8ae75 No.13665035
>>13664338
>>taking her shirt off for no reason
the shirt was on fire though
dbb299 No.13665037
>>13664995
I think "Ovaries of steel" would be better.
df1955 No.13665051
Jokes on you, the game is shit.
91d24b No.13665052
>>13665035
Reminder that "western" is a code word for white.
dbb299 No.13665054
>>13665035
The jacket was on fire taking off only the jacket would make sense but it cuts to her taking off and throwing everything she had.
5941fd No.13665061
NO TRUMP, NO KKK, NO FASCIST USA
c392d2 No.13665070
I haven't torrented in ages, what's the best client?
be7531 No.13665080
6ed20e No.13665086
>>13664995
Female Duke Nukem would be nice. I just don't want it to be made by fucking Gearbox. I wish Bombshell was actually good though.
0b351d No.13665087
13c5a2 No.13665090
>>13664991
You don't expect she to actually stop enjoying herself in order to take better care of her child, do you? What kind of sexist bigot are you? Kid's probably a boy too, so he's literally raping her while breastfeeding anyway.
e14155 No.13665093
>>13664292
Commander Keen was his grandson.
be03dd No.13665099
>>13665061
Why would nazis allow the KKK any kind of power anyways? Wouldn't they view them as inferiors for their lack of discipline and hardcore catholicism of that era?
>>13665070
I think uTorrent is a honeypot nowadays so I use qBittorent, seems fine to me.
75a8cf No.13665100
>>13663806
See that mountain? You can climb it.
5941fd No.13665101
>>13665070
Deluge but not for downloading this trash.
>>13665090
BJ assumes it's a boy and apologizes like a cuck when she corrects him to mind his pronouns. It's a gurl.
6ed20e No.13665108
>>13665099
>Why would nazis allow the KKK any kind of power anyways?
Because WE TOO HATE BLACKS AND JEWS
Real dumb shit
e68ff2 No.13665109
Downloaded it. Tried it. Deleted it after 30 minutes. Boring story, same shitty mechanics as /nu/Doom and a lack of creativity in the game design.
4dea58 No.13665111
>>13665035
>only the jacket was on fire
>took off both her jacket and her shirt
4fb96d No.13665117
>>13665061
The KKK ran the south during WW2 anyways. Why would a character by shocked by the status quo?
13c5a2 No.13665118
>>13665101
But has xhir chosen jhir own gender yet? rhir could end up being actually a boy :^)
be03dd No.13665127
>>13665109
>Deleted it after 30 minutes.
Well heck, you were already halfway through the game, why not finish it at that point!?
402420 No.13665128
>>13664876
Hold the phone there did the pregnant woman just threw herself belly first into his ass and landed on him?
91e785 No.13665130
>>13665086
>Dyke Nukem
>whole script is her quoting shitty folk rock songs and romantic comedies
>strippers are replaced with beta orbiters and Ellen DeGeneres
>all guns hurt you via recoil and have horrible accuracy
>enemy is whoever happens to be between you and your government paycheck
So pretty much Postal 2: 2?
afcd92 No.13665131
>>13665061
I'm just amazed at how absolutely unlikeable they made the allies look. This isn't even edgy speak, they look like goddamn caricatures of what 60's blacks, hipsters etc. would look like. Red Alert had more convincing stereotypes than this.
5941fd No.13665135
Want to play a game while enjoying a propaganda piece?
c8ae75 No.13665142
>>13665099
>Why would nazis allow the KKK any kind of power anyways?
They didn't directly administer all of France during WW2 either only half of it, but having the KKK do it is a bit retarded.
>uTorrent is a honeypot nowadays
For more details it came with bitcoin miner in the installer / updater at some point IIRC. Also daemontools for ISO was bought by chinks so avoid that as well.
c5f029 No.13665157
38c910 No.13665170
>>13664203
>>13664991
>Liked both New Order&Old Blood
>Seeing all of the shit that is New Colossus
>mfw
I really think that both Machine Games and Bethesda rushed the fuck out of New Colossus just to capitalized on SJW's hate on Trump.
>>13665130
>So pretty much Postal 2: 2?
I would play that tbh.
>>13665135
>YES WE CAN
What's next? Feel the Burn?
70fcdc No.13665171
Quickly,beat the game and spread the ending to everyone!
9c41ff No.13665186
>>13665099
If I remember correctly, even the nazi's thought the KKK's measure of who was pure and who was not too was too extreme. It seems pretty retarded that the nazi's would allow them to control a huge portion of the usa.
38c910 No.13665198
c8ae75 No.13665210
>>13665170
>Feel the Burn
Don't ask for it anon, that seems like shit that's way too easy to put in with any flame weapons.
e14155 No.13665212
>>13665061
I'd love to see a game actually show "KKK is the collaborator government of the Nazis after they took over America", provided they include one detail: Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black (KKK leader and openly supported slavery in the 1940s) is the Vidkun Quisling and all his dialog is actual quotes like "Pressing public necessity may sometimes justify the existence […] legal restrictions which curtail the civil rights".
5941fd No.13665214
>>13665186
The Nuremberg laws were based on the burger democrat policies but Hitler thought that the one drop rule was too extreme.
>>13665171
BJ kills Engels or whatever the fuck her name is on set of some talk show or that German or Else thing in a QTE using a hatchet. They then speak the amurican people how they should rise up and BJ proposes to Anya after taking back the ring that Engels took from him at the start of the game and apparently held on to all this time.
91e785 No.13665220
>>13665171
>>13665198
I'm willing to bet "DLC" appears somewhere on the end screen. You know they have some shit lined up to extend this.
94c472 No.13665222
>>13663663
>wasted bandwidth
What kind of shithole do you live that you have bandwidth cap?
btw, 3rd country here and it stopped being a thing more than 10 years ago.
c8ae75 No.13665230
>>13665214
> They then speak the amurican people how they should rise up
>Germans have nukes
>rise up
5941fd No.13665232
>>13665220
It's kind of like that, BJ gets teleported to the U-boat hub place where a negress tells him that there are still missions he can take while the revolution is getting started. There's DLC planned 100%. It's basically the "expand Shepard's legend in DLC" but spoken instead of a text message.
7c12f0 No.13665250
>>13665232
Oh, what the fuck?
dbb299 No.13665254
Just to put things into perspective This is how the first game was.
>>13665220
>>13665232
The game already has a Season pass so there not hiding it from anyone.
72dbb3 No.13665260
>>13663624
Who the hell would play this garbage? The SJW devs are openly bragging about it being a propaganda like its a good thing.
ad96bd No.13665266
>>13665142
for iso wincdemu is great.
2a0fc5 No.13665319
>>13665254
so it was a propaganda game too then
feaf6e No.13665376
>>13665099
>Wouldn't they view them as inferiors for their lack of discipline and hardcore catholicism of that era?
If by hardcore catholicism you mean being virulently anti-catholic, sure.
f27ac6 No.13665392
>>13665319
Really, don't know myself about it but isn't what he said was a thing those years?
Maybe "fighting for Uncle Sam" wasn't described as something bad back then, but it got that bad narrative during vietname war. And this guy is made after Jimi Hendrix, who lived during it(?).
So stuff he said works as a reference to the time before ww2 and to the time of vietname war.
1f2296 No.13665502
I feel so smug, all those shills who claimed that this game wasn't going to be libshit propaganda got btfo.
We just can't stop winning.
3910b5 No.13665526
>>13665502
Your level of optimism is repulsive anon
People on this board are still going to un-ironically buy this game and have the balls to make threads complaining about it.
There's no way this industry is coming back, just go play Bloody Palace on Devil May Cry or something, and gather some games for the inevitable nuclear winter.
Or wait for my game or something, maybe that will change the situation
5d92ec No.13665551
>>13665526
Is your game like metroid?
3910b5 No.13665561
>>13665551
No but it does contain shooting.
c8526b No.13665564
>>13663624
>That timeless ascii design
Beautiful
ec345c No.13665566
>>13664003
To prove a point. They crack it because they put a wall around it. Every time they put an encryption program like Denuvo on it, it makes things worse for customers, and cracking it like this or Shadows of War is egg on the publishers' faces.
Also, >>13664021 is technically correct. The publishers don't care about losing sales until the Denuvo cracks start happening before the 6 or 7 day mark. The majority of sales are preorders and first week. Now that games are getting cracked right at release, they're dropping it like flies.
They'll still keep fucking going, but they'll find another form of DRM to fuck the customer over because some company will say, "We'll do it right this time, we promise! Give us lots of money!"
629956 No.13665585
>>13665376
Hitler was Catholic, wasn't he? Maybe the anon meant to refer to him.
be03dd No.13665614
>>13665585
Nah I'm just an idiot that got confused.
How is this game over 40 gigs anyway? Have developers just stopped trying to compress their content completely?
13c5a2 No.13665673
c8526b No.13665687
>>13665614
I guess it also makes it more difficult to pirate
629956 No.13665696
>>13665614
If Denuvo can't stop piracy, bad programming and shitty games will.
0d683d No.13665706
>>13665135
>YES WE CAN!
>Out of Order
that's pretty funny tbh
>>13665614
>Have developers just stopped trying to compress their content completely?
Pretty much. I've heard people say that it allows for better performance because there's no need to waste time decoding. It's a great deterrent to piracy as well; since P2P connections get throttled and are slow to begin with, people find it inconvenient to pirate it when they can download it 10x faster from Steam servers (see: a few people in this thread like >>13664072).
2bf2cc No.13665713
713f20 No.13665717
>>13665614
Yes?
Don't you know about my megatextures? In Rage it used to make every texture unique and stuff. Don't know if this a thing for Doom and Wolf thou. Also PBR requare tons of masks for testures, so it's not just albedo/diffuse as it was in HL2 times (At least you could make textures with only albedo in Source engine).
Also i remember reading some game magazine back in time when i didn't even had computer and i read about Rage, and how Carmack promised it will have size of 80gb. But size on release was like 25 gb. some said it was because game used cached textures, and original textures were 4x size.
c8526b No.13665729
>>13665614
good code sells software, but bad code sells hardware.
e029a7 No.13665777
>>13665099
>>13665070
Use Deluge. It's open source and multiplat.
e029a7 No.13665800
>>13665717
>Being half-informed, the post
Yes, PBR requires several texture masks, but texture masks are single channel only, so only 8 bits per pixel. Plus, only your normal and MAYBE your roughness and base color maps need to have any sort of respectable resolution, most shit can be <1024. The vast majority of those gigs are audio files I believe, but then again, I am assuming some degree of competency here.
e029a7 No.13665833
>>13665800
>>13665717
Oh also, you can texture-pack your masks, so you can stick your rougness, specular, ambient occlusion and e.g. subsurface mask all in one texture. Your base color would hold your opacity mask in the alpha channel as well. Aside from those you might have a scratch mask for metallic surfaces, but it's very rare that a single object will use all of those. Point is, there are tons of techniques to reduce texture memory footprints.
c8526b No.13665840
>>13665777
Most torrent clients are open source & cross-platform, Anon.
Transmission for example or qbittorrent, which is superior to Deluge imho.
>>13665099
utorrent is literally spyware
0b351d No.13665858
>>13665800
My point was that it require some additional maps on top of albedo+normal, but on my side i don't really informed how many maps modern engines require. Only know about Source beause i did some texture replacement.
Also i know about stacking(?) maps into one texture.
49df1e No.13665875
Finished downloading about half an hour ago. Whatever Bethesda said about it not being political is complete bullshit and they establish very early on that white men are literally Hitler. BJ has PTSD flashbacks of when he was a kid and his white father beat his Jewess mother and made BJ shoot his dog for "making sweet with some nigger girl"
0b351d No.13665891
>>13665875
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
5d92ec No.13665894
>>13665561
I enjoy shooting, so I'm game. Fuck kikes.
416b5e No.13665901
wew this game really has reddipols panties in a twist
38c910 No.13665906
>>13665526
<People on this board are still going to un-ironically buy this game and have the balls to make threads complaining about it.
>/v/
>Buying games
And for me, I'm waiting for all of the cutscenes to be upload.
4fb96d No.13665907
>>13665875
Why would someone who had that upbringing be patriotic and love the country that allowed that?
2a227d No.13665912
Look at this disgusting face.
>grace was falsely accused of murder
Assata Shakur din du nuffin!
a093d2 No.13665941
>>13665901
So why don’t you go back there since you seem to care about them so much?
4fb96d No.13665945
>>13665912
Why is she so ugly when the dindu she was based on at least looked somewhat human?
4dea58 No.13665957
>>13665912
I'm uncertain what's funnier. The fact that Nazi's would circle identifying photographs jewelry as if that's even close to an identifying feature. Or the fact that they're correct in doing so because she too stupid to ditch them.
bc321a No.13665972
>>13664203
>Jumping belly first onto some dude while pregnant
I see this game is sponsored by planned parenthood.
9ab9f2 No.13665974
lel 4/v/ mods just banned me again for posting this. Really makes you think just who is in charge over there.
2a227d No.13665988
>>13665957
I think you're a bit confused.
d5cefe No.13665989
This is the most Swedish game ever.
448e6f No.13666024
>>13666004
>Tennessee
Not in this timeline, he would be dead.
>that face
It looks like a real face shittily put on a CG model.
4fb96d No.13666033
>>13665989
Do the revolutionaries ban/burn the american flag? I think that is the only thing missing from sweden's mo.
dd397a No.13666038
>>13666004
What's wrong with his face?
6ed20e No.13666061
>>13665974
>Antifa in the credits
BUT IT'S NOT POLITICAL GUYS I SWEAR
4fb96d No.13666062
>>13666038
He's a character made by western AAA studio he has to look ugly it's the law now.
94a013 No.13666067
>>13664203
>webm
Wouldnt this result into a miscarriage ?
Shit like this should be a bonus, like a blooper or alternative that you unlock, not something that goes into the real for fucks sakes.
>>13664403
>>13664461
Thats too retard to believe.
A crazy Mecha Hitler clone would be much better at this point.
FUCK THIS
4dea58 No.13666072
>>13666038
Inbreeding hehehe those silly southern rednecks :^)
0d683d No.13666078
>>13665972
Babies have literally no value, goy, you don't have to worry about keeping your unborn child safe!
>>13665974
>all these russian sleeper agents
>>13666004
Does this guy end up betraying the resistance? I can't imagine they'd portray a fraud priest as an unrepentantly, completely positive character but I know they would anyway.
6093f1 No.13666079
>>13666038
>What's wrong with his face?
Probably has grids
c9f55e No.13666081
>>13664203
>trained soldiers completely ignore enemy right in front of them because EBIN SLIDE
>easily tackles a man
>diving onto her stomach while pregnant
>rips off shit for reasons
>FUKIN DUEL WIELDING MACHINE GUNS BRO
>*nobs respectfully towards you*
I'm not sure how they did it, but this looks even fucking stupider then I thought it'd be. But what else can you expect from [current year] western devs.
cd7f0d No.13666105
>>13665974
Are this really the credits? Holy fuck, they didn't even tried to hide the fact that this game is a big masturbatory fantasy for Antifa
b5c080 No.13666124
I think the most telling thing about the quality of this game is that literally no one, not even the people who are saying it's good, are talking about the gameplay.
Let me fucking guess. It's a "story intensive" FPS that's 5 hours, mostly cutscenes with little to no interactivity, and will have DLC.
I have seen no gameplay of this game recently and know little of it, so tell me if I'm on the ball or not.
16cc23 No.13666161
>>13664203
I swear they are making this game shitty and retarded on purpose. Like they are sick and tired of corporate trying to shoehorn in leftist nonsense into their game so they just went full retard as a big fat fuck you. That webm honestly seems like a 1:1 perfect representation of a parody /v/ would make of the STRONK WOMAN character stereotype.
94a013 No.13666166
>>13664724
>>13664800
Thats what i call a plot twist.
inb4 a chunk of /pol/ is jewish or half-jewish
cc21f5 No.13666170
>>13664483
>the luger reload animation
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
c9f55e No.13666188
>>13666105
>they didn't even tried to hide the fact that this game is a big masturbatory fantasy for Antifa
I mean if this is the audience they want to cater too, it's their right to do so. But it seems like a bad decision to cater to a small group that doesn't play video games. While we're on that subject how do you faggots think this game will sell? Think normalfags will get conned into buying LE EBIN DRUMF FASCIST PUNCHER CURRENT YEAR EDITION?
cc21f5 No.13666189
>>13666170
OH CHRIST THEY SERIOUSLY ANIMATED HIM PUTTING THE MAGAZINE IN BACKWARDS
ea4758 No.13666197
Does anyone have the video of the characters partying? I can't find it anywhere and it shows how every character is incredibly unlikable.
c9f55e No.13666200
>>13666189
At least the gun wasn't backwards.
91e785 No.13666206
>>13666124
Sounds like Skyoshock 2.0
4fb96d No.13666212
>>13666188
Sadly sequels sell based on how good the previous game was. Wolfenstein New Order was a decently fun game so this might actually sell alright. Although it is coming out alongside a new Mario game and AC:Dindu so it might just get lost in the shuffle.
c2f01c No.13666221
>>13664234
im going to need more popcorn
cd7f0d No.13666227
>>13666188
Never understimate these faggots, anyways I will enjoy seeing those brave twitter posters commenting how hardcore they feel for killing nazis in a videogame
ea4758 No.13666279
>>13666161
She needs to be giving birth at the same time.
4fb96d No.13666286
>>13666279
No she is carrying the baby to term so she can have a partial-birth abortion just like Hilary campaigned for.
94a013 No.13666290
>>13666161
Would explain how the character are so unlikable and have a really shitty background. But, too good to be true.
928205 No.13666295
>>13666004
>>13666038
It looks like if Sam Lake got AIDS.
0291a1 No.13666303
>>13665974
Post this shit everywhere lads!
6c4205 No.13666329
>>13665974
I swear to god cuck/pol/ is the only board on cuckchan left who actually refuses to take shit from mods.
/a/ mods banned sakura fish and they just fucking took it like little bitches.
ccdaf7 No.13666330
Just fast-forwarded through a couple of hours of "gameplay." Out of that two hours seems like you maybe have a gun in your hand and shooting for 30-45 minutes. Nearly thirty minutes of cut scenes before you actually do anything at the start. Also BJ has a "white supremacist" father who beats his mom, ties him up, and makes him kill a dog. Fuck this trash propaganda film.
ccdaf7 No.13666336
>>13666330
*in a flashback to when he was a little boy
928205 No.13666344
>>13666330
typical pole tbh
028d4f No.13666360
>>13666344
Epic, how's your next lampoon, (((Jan Tomasz Gross)))
27cadc No.13666368
>>13664203
I like how that pregnant woman through grenades that vibrated the bodies of Germans enough to make them explode into blood rain as they fired in random directs behind the t-rex so she could bath in their blood to use satan's dark powers to protect her and her demon baby from explosions and shrapnel.
The satanic blood bath ritual really makes you think.
3014ab No.13666369
>>13664203
Here is what the bulldyke used to look like
27cadc No.13666382
>>13666038
He waiting in line for bread.
5c1282 No.13666425
>>13663624
>CY+++ Wolfenstein 2
nobody wins btw
0d683d No.13666431
>>13666188 (heiled)
>Think normalfags will get conned into buying LE EBIN DRUMF FASCIST PUNCHER CURRENT YEAR EDITION?
Pic related are two acquaintances of mine in GroupMe.
>>13666161
Poe's Law is in full effect here. I think this whole thing is legit though, I can't imagine people would spend this much time and resources into self-sabotage.
>>13666369
I love how girls are shaving their heads these days to be (((fashionable))), it lets you know which ones have cancer.
028d4f No.13666448
>>13666431
>, it lets you know which ones have cancer.
it lets you know which are infertile, damaged wrecks as most cultures consider straight, long hair to be a sign of good health and fertility.
10e199 No.13666482
>>13666188
>>13666431
Journos are already loving it since you can PUCH EBIL NATZIES IN DA FACE!! HAHA TAKE THAT ALT RIGHT DRUMPFIES!! The amount of stupid people vastly outweighs informed game enthusiasts
3f1d44 No.13666496
Why? The juice just isn't worth the squeeze. Do people actually want to experience this garbage?
94a013 No.13666507
>>13666448
>CY++ standard is to to have short and colored hair, mostly used by insane females full of issues as a sign of empowerment
>such style is used to revolt against the old standard of long hair, seen a repressive
>in the old standard it, short hair was a sign of woman full of issues
What a great irony.
0d683d No.13666523
>>13666431
I should note that the likes are all different people in the GroupMe, so there are 5 people in that group who are interested in this game.
>>13666448
>>13666507
I was making a joke about how chemo turns you bald, but yes that too.
>>13666482
Well, of course, we all knew that. But are they going to give it 10/10 GOTY, or are they going to pull a 7.8/10 Too Much Water? I expect it to be closer to the former than the latter, but the Metacritic rating and public reception remain to be seen.
>>13666496
Are you saying you don't want to punch Nazis in the face, you sexist bigot? Are you fucking a white male??
09ce50 No.13666530
Is the reason no one releases a fps where you play AS nazis because (((they))) are afraid it will sell like gangbusters?
2976cd No.13666533
>>13664203
>pregnant
WHAT IF THEY'RE SETTING IT UP FOR A GRITTY COMMANDER KEEN REBOOT?
028d4f No.13666538
>>13666530
Yes, also nobody can make games anymore.
Why would you? Writing apps pays way more with less stress.
02a361 No.13666558
>>13666533
>Commander Keen goes to Venus to fight Hitler
>he shits himself and dies if you take too long
ccdaf7 No.13666602
I honestly think this game is going to tank. It's really easy to like a facebook post or write "Can't wait to punch NOT-ZEES in #WOLFENSTEIN2!!" on Twitter and signal your crowd, but that shit is free. Very few of them are actually going to cough up the $50-60.
acefca No.13666618
>>13664203
Has anyone got the link to the video where that black chick bullies the shit outta the fat German chick and just acts like a chimp? I can't find a video of that scene at all.
437e0d No.13666637
>>13666533
>spoiler
FUCK YOU ANON, DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT
767c34 No.13666740
In retrospect now is probably the worst time to release a new Wolfenstein game just because of the volatile political climate we're in now. I genuinely can't tell if the stuff in this game is intentionally stupid and over the top or is a SJW shitheap. The game is and always has been about killing Nazis, but I can never tell what's what anymore. I'll probably take a look at this game a few years from now when all the buzz about it has died down but I wouldn't pirate let alone buy this game right now.
028d4f No.13666772
>>13666740
>The game is and always has been about killing Nazis
Where are the maze-like levels
Where's silent protagonist who never gets tired or falters in his quest to *stop latest nazi research that will turn the tide of war for sure this time*?
2976cd No.13666806
>>13666637
I'm not joking. I seriously think they're going to pull it off. They already introduced ayylmaos in The New Order, so I don't see why they wouldn't take that further with Commander Keen. I could see them even tying in the nuDOOM.
714ba0 No.13666842
>>13664668
metro also let you kill nazis and commies in equal number, and didn't hype itself up as a hey-guys-virtue-signal-how-much-you-hate-those-mean-old-right-wingers simulator
767c34 No.13666900
>>13666772
They've been trying to deconstruct the Wolfenstein story for a while know, so a tired BJ isn't anything surprising or new to me.
I can't refute that first one though.
4fb96d No.13666901
>>13666842
Hopefully the new Metro retains this and doesn't fuck itself over.
db7af5 No.13666908
>>13663624
Too bad I never wanted to play it in the first place.
336174 No.13666973
>>13664628
The Tarantino edge-o-meter is for pussies. Tarantino has never made a truly edgy movie, he's not even Italian.
796882 No.13667289
>>13665015
>…you fucking white males.
ebcba8 No.13667645
>>13665585
>Hitler was Catholic, wasn't he?
He was a Buddhist. The story of "Hitler bring a Catholic" started after some priest claimed that he supported Hitler, and people just ran with it.
>>13666973
>Tarantino has never made a truly edgy movie, he's not even Italian.
Aren't all of his films basically meme-bait?
91d24b No.13667694
d16edb No.13667812
>>13664203
at least Ass Defect: Androgyny gave us Miss Autist 2017 and was cringey enough to laugh at. This is absolutely irrdemable.
afcd92 No.13668352
>>13665974
You have to go back irregardless
>>13666740
Back then it was about killing wacky Nazis since they're an acceptable target. Now it's literally nu-day politics. I don't know about you but I'd much rather shoot down Mecha Hitler than have to deal with a nigger tranny in videogames.
0b351d No.13669559
>>13665945
She just got older and more hungry
2c7313 No.13670921
Does anyone have a source of how many hours of gameplay this game has?
554652 No.13673430
7f7f8a No.13680430
>>13664483
I remember reading that one anon's post about how an actor/blazko kills that one guard and hitler's insane enough to think that he's born for that rule, I thought they were shitposting.
They weren't.
607c25 No.13681443
Making a game about killing NAZIs boring.. clap clap
Is that the actress doing Domino in Deadpool2?
Sympathetic Hilter~ if he lives, it breaks my immersion..
Where's my pretty albino SS leader?
7f7f8a No.13682235
>>13666329
Cuck/pol/ are Afrikaners in an EFF-held South Africa at this stage.
6b75ca No.13682769
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