/v/ - Video Games

>>13619429

>street date getting broken

This can be done anywhere if you're smart. For Pokemon X, I paid some truck driver behind a target to let me take one of the games right out of the shipment. I've heard other anons who usually go to a walmart or target late at night and ask one of the older employees to let them buy a game that wasn't officially released yet. They're tired and old so they won't kick up a fuss.

Problem is that you won't be able to play it without turning your wifi off or else you'll be banned.

First hour of gameplay from the livestream.

>>13619588

I wonder how many times this guy will die.

>>13619588

The movement looks braindead and the levels look barren.

>>13619588

>Mario can take over a chain chomp as its charging him

Not surprised the game is easy

>>13619678

probably non since the game is targeted towards basically retards who never picked up a video game in their life. which is why they put in a baby mode and also put no game overs cause they don't want their users to feel bad for being bad.

>>13619987

yeah most people here would rather own a $750 mid-range GPU they just use to post on image boards with.

>>13619429

Please let there be spoilers we can salt party

There's no way Mario Odyssey can live up to the hype, because the hype is enormous. I'm curious how Super Lucky's Tale would compare.

>>13619987

Checked. Pic is awesome and cute

>>13625108

How the fuck do you get hype for Mario? It's been the same exact shit for three decades.

>>13619588

>tranny rabbit bowser

Gross.

>>13626671

>Bumping a duplicate thread

Gross.

>>13626757

He means spoil that the game is shit because the levels are fucking tiny.

>Bumping a duplicate thread

All Mare-io kingdoms leaked

>>13627288

>>13621267

>2 seconds of video for every 30 seconds of buffering

>>13619588

>people on this board will pay money for this

>>13627402

>>13627298

>>13626796

>>13626752

>>13621852

Bump!

XD

So is it closer to 64 and sunshine of being free in a stage to basically do what you want without a time limit, or is it like Galaxy where you're railroaded into doing one ting and one thing only?

Game looks way too easy. I hope it gets better near the end

>>13629891

It looks like a mix of past games with a ridiculous amount of hand holding. It's one of the easiest looking games i've seen.

>>13621333

>t. switch owner

>>13621333

>$750

>mid range GPU

A 1080 Ti, Nvidia's most powerful GPU is cheaper than that.

>>13629916

> This is just sunshine physics/controls

I'm not seeing that. It looks like you reach a pathetically low top speed immediately and you turn almost instantaneously, removing any sort of twists and dives.

>>13629963

Super Mario Sunshine was last good mario.

>>13629788

It's so accessible, it allowed someone to beat ==Johnny Fucking Numbers==. They've gone too far. He was suppose to be the chosen one, not the transgender one!

How short it this fucking game?

BOTW took at least two days. This isn't even close to that.

Super Mario 64 - Now with less color.

Barely a step above brown 'n bloom.

>>13630051

The 2D part looked pretty good.

>>13620039

It just looks disappointing to me, oh look a casualized open-ish Mario game. I dunno why.

>>13630051

Looks like a shitty capture compared to the saturation of the other videos.

>>13619588

Watching Mario turn into a t-rex and thinking about the endless autistic porn it'll inspire is the only good thing about Odyssey tbh,

>>13629985

Stay triggered.

>>13630033

>How short it this fucking game?

>BOTW took at least two days. This isn't even close to that.

All Mario games from 64 onward don't require you to beat the whole thing before reaching the final boss. IIRC Galaxy 1 lets you fight Bowser extremely early on in the game with a negligible amount of stars.

>>13630051

2:20 is a good show of just how bad the physics are. Look how he immediately stops dead in his tracks right after crouching on the edge of that hill there. In 64 or Sunshine, he'd slide instead.

>>13630568

Good.

The less a game can be like Mario 64, the better.

>>13629962

stop lying todd.

So, do we already know how many Worlds there are in the game?

Mario gets rejected at the end

Manlets. When will they learn.

Also, is Peach playable in the post-game? The Edge reviewer said she had a bigger role in the game instead of being a typical damsel in distress.

>>13630023

God, tell me about it. What's with collectaton and shit rewards for beating them?

>>13630023

Mario Vs Donkey Kong gives you a crown on your file for tediously perfecting every level. It doesn't get much more pathetic than that.

>>13630023

Are there any collectaton platformers that give you cool 100% bonuses? Like, SA2 gives you 3D Green Hill Zone as a stage which is super fun but it hardly counts as a pure platformer type thing.

>>13632137

Better in grammar though apparently.

>>13632137

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

uma delicia

>>13631288

Yeah, but we don't exactly want another Galaxy either.

No burgers think of portugal at all, actually. 100+ IQs don't think of you at all and the shambling apes don't know you exist.

>>13630051

looks fine to me

>>13632557

>I want my games to look like they're shit

>remember, if its shit, its good

>>13630033

>ending

What a buzzkill.

>>13632994

What is Lake Kingdom? Have we seen it already?

How hard does the game look?

>>13632994

Also, is there a post game? Like in Mario 3D World, after you complete the game, all the levels get harder, is there something like that here?

>>13633066

A tiny bit less braindead than the last few Marios but not by much. We haven't seen some of the unlockable worlds though, so I expect it to do the usual optional super-hard level like they've done since Galaxy 2.

>>13633057

I'm not sure it was seen before the stream/leak, but it's basically a mermaid esque thing. I'd compare it to the Zora areas in zelda games in theme.

>>13633081

After you beat the moon area you get Mushroom Kingdom and mysterious space monoliths in the levels turn into new challenge areas, and there are paintings in peach's castle that are to re-play bosses, which might have changed elements/be "hard modes", i'm not sure

Also, as the image shows, cappy implies there's a second postgame kingdom in addition to mushroom once you get all the moons

>>13632212

>we

>>13633177

Thanks, I assume Lost Kingdom is the one from the recente trailers where you can control de chicken-dinosaur, right?

Bowser's Kingdom is amazing, but it looks too short. Lake Kingdom looks really nice also, dam the visuals of the Kingdoms are amazing, but they feel quite short and sometimes a little empty (like Moon Kingdom). Every single one of those Kingdoms has a story boss and na Extra Boss, right?

>>13633355

>that "le stronk femen wymon who dont need no man" ending

I'm assuming Treehouse had some (and by some, I mean lots of) influence in the development of this.

>>13633423

Oh yeah, Nintendo, one of the most conservative developers in the world, would definitely let some random guys at Tree House (who have no experience developing games) have a lot of influence in one of their flagship titles, no, their biggest ever title and mascot.

The SJWs at Tree House might have some say when it comes to translating, because NoJ probably don't even care about it unless the backlash is huge, but to say they had any involvement with the development of the game is a stretch.

>>13633466

>one of the most conservative developers in the world

stopped reading right there

>>13633466

>He doesnt know they have said they will work more closely with nintendo japan to ensure their works will be more in line with western culture

>>13633466

>Oh yeah, Nintendo, one of the most conservative developers in the world, would definitely let some random guys at Tree House

Except they do, eat shit. https://archive.is/YiYC3

>>13633486

But they are, Miyamoto is really conservative with his employees, he didn't even let they put a female Link in BotW and said Link will always be a male, their current president seems also very conservative.

>>13633515

This is regarding translations, fucking moron, not having influence in the ending of the story of your flagship title and mascot. Are you people honestly deluded? Do you really want to believe NoA or Tree House have any influence on NoJ decisions?

I'm not trying to look like a fanboy here, when there was that whole backlash on Neogaf (RIP) about Aonuma's comments on female Link, I was ready to never buy anything from this company again if they gave in to their demands, but based Miyamoto BTFOed them. I'm just really trying to look at this from a realistic perspective, there's no way they'd let Tree House members make changes to a Mario game.

>>13633592

Good job ignoring my post and the link; >>13633578

>“When we have costumes or clothes that we have a little concern with, we share it with NoE and NoA and they’ll say, ‘No, no, that’s fine’ or ‘You’re right, that’s an issue.’ If it is an issue, we’ll go back and say we’ll say, ‘We adjusted it this way, what do you think?’ There’s a lot of back and forth in that sense. Rather than compromise, it’s like we’re all aiming for the same goal, of being able to provide a good experience for everybody in all regions. And we’re aiming to have a game that has very little difference between the regions.”

They have the power to change actual portions of the games. Stop trying to justify your retarded support of a shit company.

https://vk.com/video453250498_456239017

Stream of a guy who already beat the gamegoing through and trying to get more moons to unlock the hidden area cappy mentioned in the first image of >>13632994

>>13633423

>>13633515

Regardless if it's supposed to be feministshit or not, it sucks.

Instead of "you did it!, everything's cake and happy for mario, the end" it just gives you a sour "hmph!, the end btw"

>>13633355

>turning mario and bowser into simps

lmao

>>13633641

You're retarded. Xenoblade and TMS doesn't even get 1/10th of Mario's sales, they're not as big as Mario. I don't think you understand how traditional and big Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, Smash Bros., Mario Kart etc are, they're not your typical JRPG games that struggle to reach 1 million sales worldwide.

Now what you are suggesting to me is that Tree House literally created an ending for a Mario main game? You honestly expect me to believe that they got in a room with Miyamoto, Koizumi and the director of the game and decided for them what the ending of the story would be like? What do you think they were talking about in that room? SJW localizer: "Hey Koizumi, let's make an ending where we can show that womyn are stronk and don't need no man", *everyone agrees and decide it's the best course of action?

Am I the blind fanboy here or are you the one who can't see how absurd the thought that Tree House have influence in Mario games is?

But anyway, believe what you want…

>>13633667

How am I the one baiting? The one who created a bait was the guy who criticised the ending of the game as being an SJW message made by TreeHouse.

>"This is what you get for having expectations of women when you save them, fucking manscum"

>>13633754

That guy has a legitimate admission from Nintendo themselves NoA is now influencing game content itself, while you have just shitposting. Mario may not get fucked with on the scale of FE, but to deny their influence will be felt is burying your head in the sand. We've spent years watching every company with western influences in Japan do stupid shit, so its not unreasonable to expect the same. Another fact is that Iwata didn't trust Kimishima to run NoA as CEO, so Iwata pulled fucking double duty until he died. Kimishima is now head of Nintendo. Glass door reviews of NoA tell us the culture is be part of Reggies circle or leave. NoA had people like Alison Rapp and Cammie Runaway working for them. There is no reason to trust Nintendo at this point when too much shit is against them. They run a tighter ship to keep BS leaking out than Bioware for example, but don't pretend a west coast tech business isn't filled to the brim with progressives.

>>13630027

Hello newfriend!

>>13631678

14-15.

>>13634288

Because people like you pre order.

>>13634288

>he fell for the switch meme

cancel your order before it ships, get a refund

there is no reason to buy a switch at this point. How many major title games do you have? From what I've seen, there is only BOTW (quality arguable), and odyssey. Wait until the first price drop, anon. Hopefully, by then, there will be more than one and a half games available for the switch

>>13634358

How am I going to play the game without a console smart guy?

>>13634382

I bought it mostly for xenoblade 2 and before I bought it I counted 10 games on it that I wanted to play on the switch more than on pc. 10 games is usually my criteria, although I've never bought a console new before.

>>13634439

What eshop titles are there? I can only think of puyo tetris, but that is more of a singleplayer/local game. I personally would wait til after a price drop and metroid prime 4

>>13634439

I'm gonna pick one up down the line, most likely, since Kirby's always great and there'll probably be a new Animal Crossing. I just really wish for something more to come out, since most the indies look like trash and right now it's mostly supported by western devs.

>>13634456

There's Kamiko and VOEZ and probably other stuff from FlyHighWorks. Metroid Prime 4 is honestly a gamble so far, we don't know the devs who will make it, nor what they'll introduce in it, they could very well fuck up somehow.

>>13634528

>Metroid Prime 4

I really fucking hope that, since Retro's not making it, they're making a DKC, Freeze Dong was one of the best games that year.

Never liked Metroid or Pokemon so next year looks to be even more empty than this year

>>13634456

Picross

Blastermaster

Xonotic

There's more I'm forgetting but I'm interested in the portability factor mostly and emulation later on.

Price drop seems unlikely for a while too based on the rate they are selling them.

>>13633672

>Watching the game in random snapshots that load and then freeze again for 30-90 seconds at a time.

Excellente.

>>13633698

>>13633355

I went and looked at the ending and it's not really that bad.

>Mario and Bowser both try to propose to Peach but both are too in the moment to give her space.

>Peach tells them to stop because they're not giving her any space.

>Peach walks away and that's where the pic with Mario and Bowser looking solemn comes in.

>But it doesn't show that Peach picks up the two to get off the white planet on the ship.

>Mario acts like a little shit and bounces back Bowser as a catapult to the ship leaving Bowser to starve alone on the planet.

So no it's not really that much of a "they turned Mario into a cuck" as OP is trying to make it out to be.I still find it cute that Mario had a flaw in being too intimate in the moment but in a dorky way.

>>13633355

>luigid.com

>>13634746

I'm talking about jailbreaking not paycucking.

>xonotic

I'm talking about the rhythm game.

>>13634650

>Xonotic on the eShop

If only.

To add to the list, Voez is a pretty neat rhythm game. It's on mobile too but that version has microtransactions.

Super Bomberman R is good if you can get it cheap. It's not worth full retail price but it's a decent bomberman, and the patches have fixed a lot of the launch issues.

The Switch is only portable if you carry a messenger bag or have cargo pants, and if you want emulation you'd be better off with something smaller, like the n3DS or PSP Go. I only bring my Switch out when I'm going on a trip with friends, for entertainment along the way.

At 250 moons you unlock the Dark Side of the Moon Kingdom.

Something else is unlocked at 500.

>>13634764

The part with them leaving does nothing for me. I still say it has an overall negative mood to it that doesn't suit a mario game ending.

>>13634814

Xonic is what I was thinking of. It's coming soon.

God this faggot streaming the Dark Side sucks.

USE YHE FUCKING SPIN ATTACK

STOP TRYING TO JUMP OVER THE COLUMN OF HATS FALLING ON TOP OF YOU

>>13635028

link?

>>13635039

see >>13633672

>>13634846

inb4 everyone makes pink floyd references

>>13635052

Yes. In fact, it's the unique Mushroom Kingdom costume you get by spending Mushroom Kingdom coins™. Each Kingdom has one moon being blocked by a little faggot that won't let you by unlock you have that Kingdom's unique costume on.

You can turn into a skellington for 9999 coins.

FIX YOUR FUCKING STREAM NIGGER

Why would you willingly want to willingly spoil the game for themselves?

>inb4 Fallout 4 which we all knew would be shit to begin with

>>13635141

Because if it's fun, we'll have fun regardless of it being spoiled or not.

>>13635184

>this faggot is just incredibly slow.

It him. He seems to have completely missde the fact that you have a powerful spinning hat throw that can clear your surroundings and collect coins.

>>13635143

Other streams are wroking just fine.

>>13635307

Might be because VK's a russian site and I'm a slavfag. Unless those other streams are also on VK in which case I have no bloody answer.

>>13635307

If he beat the broodals to get that king's outfit, I missed it. What happened?

>>13635330

>Unless those other streams are also on VK

They were. I watched some Russian Pirates of the Caribbean while I waited for his shit stream to never load.

>>13635352

Mario sperged and acted like Bowser at the last second.

All I can tell right now is that he's repeated failing some small "challenge" level.

>>13635414

Pretty much, he repeatedly can't into going fast.

>>13633355

(Turn on annotations)

>>13635449

Because they've never played a hard fucking video game. They're the type of people who thought Cuphead was "too hard", the type of people who could never beat Castlevania or Mega man despite countless attempts because they do the same thing over and over without even attempting to change their strategies. And god forbid they touched an actually challenging game.

>>13635449

Because they're not skilled gamers, they're social casuals. That's how they manage to get the games early. Social connections.

It says he's mulitstreaming. Where the fuck are the other streams? Maybe one is less shit.

>>13635520

>Shitty quality

>No Sound

>1.5MB

>>13635449

Nintendo has Retard Mode in this game for a reason.

>>13635602

did you flew here because of the sticky over at cuckchan? god you're pathetic

>>13635602

You can't even use the Hebrew brackets correctly you fucking idiot. Either integrate or fuck off.

Woah, i bet this is going to become a national holyday on Poortugal

>>13635658

>The streamer is from over there dumbasses.

>theres a stream mechanic implemented in cuckchan

>we want the twitch audience

>>13635736

>where he wouldnt get taken down again

:^)

>The streamer was from cuckchan

No wonder he sucks at fucking Mario.

>>13635643

>>13635487

>changefags

Man that ending was lame.

>>13635853

Seconded. Bowser didn't even have second form for Christ's sake.

Uh oh a puzzle.

Streamer's gonna be stuck here for an hour.

>>13634808

daisy rarely gets in put into anything mario mate just give it up its rosalina's time to sunshine 2

>Already lined up with moon

>All he had to do was spin dive straight down

>Even simply do nothing

>Moves around for no reason and misses it

NORMALFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stars are actually moons

BECAUSE WE SAY SO

FUCK YOU BUY OUR GAME

>He put Mario's mouth on upside down

Childrens coloring books would be too hard for a cuckchan faggot.

>>13638840

>Literally Sand Kingdom?

I blame Treehouse

>So is this the one part in the timeline split where Mario is unable to throw the Rabbids out of the Mushroom Kingdom so they form an alliance with Bowser?

These are evil rabbits, not rabbids™.

>>13633355

This used to be a trope back in the 30s and 40s. Besides, Mario has Pauline.

>>13630051

oh wow fucking 20 year old jingles, nostalgia guise.

>No Super Mario All Stars as the 2D section

fuck this.

>>13633355

Can't tell if you took an image out of context. Also Peach got Wario'd and Luigi was just watching

>>13635343

God damn it, it's Retarded Super Mario all over again.

Stream is down. Did he get 500 moons? What did he get for getting them?

From Gamefaqs

>Darker Side Kingdom - Grandmaster Galaxy/Champion's Road equivalent, unlocked at 500 moons.

>perfect opportunity to hitch Mario and Peach

>nah fuck that, strong independent princess don't need no man

>>13635343

Oh man, they are going hard with the nostalgia pandering.

>>13641488 (heil'd)

>strong independent princess don't need no man

>as she spends the entirety of the game being useless

Well, at least we know she got KOOPED.COM

>>13641507

I think it's a testament to the old Nintendo ways that the new models look like crap compared to how they made Mario 64 with their technical limitations. Physics in this game are worse than any of the other three major titles combined, and Galaxy had the excuse of having people getting accustomed to the shifting gravity.

>>13632820

>>13632807

Kill yourselves.

>>13641630

>Physics in this game are worse than any of the other three major titles combined

Christ, I hope it isn't Brawl all over again.

I have never cared less about a Mario game than this Sonic Mario edition game.

>>13633466

How about you go back to tumblr where people will actually believe your lies?

>>13635867

pls no bully

>>13643477

Game has a lot in common with Sonic Unleashed when you think about it. I mean it has the same "travel the world" theme. Difference is Sonic is given the chance to get the girl.

>>13644911

Man, Japanese VAs sure aren't nowhere as annoying as the US ones. SA1-2 is probably the only VAs that are superior in the US versions of the games.

>>13645067

NINTENDO YES

>>13633355

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>13645389

I thought Mario Galaxy's star festival level with everyone coming back as NPCs was a really nice closure.

>>13645389

Well, Kirby and the Amazing Mirror lets you pick and choose the powerups if you complete it. Wouldn't be great to 100% a game and then find humorous exploits with those?

>>13631365

Todd has nothing to sell to PC gamers. We've pirated his shit games and deleted them already.

>>13632055

DKC2 was nice.

Cranked up final boss fight, lost world levels, and a small ending cutscene.

>>13645067

I watched the live stream yesterday and I'm still fucking pissed that Bowser or has has one fucking stage.

>>13635343

Will this game include PU warping and half an A press tutorials in a future update?

how come it's not in spanish?

>>13647207

>or has has

Christ I'm out of it. "only has*"

>>13647304

>>13647431

I want to fuck that. And that was before I read the image.

https://www.smashcast.tv/4chanleaker

>>13648109

Does this 4cuck still suck at the game?

>>13648109

And how the fuck do I stop the fucking emoji from flying across the screen?

I've actually begun to enjoy watching him fail.

>No wing hat in the shop after all shop items are available

I fucking swear you better be able to unlock it. It actually being one of the very last things you unlock and letting Mario fly would be cash.

>Repeatedly jumping to his death by trying to complete a level in reverse

>mario

Who the fuck cares?

>>13649539

Pannenkoek

>>13635343

Is it just me or is the N64 model still the best one? I find Odyssey Mario to be way too cartoony and over animated.

>>13652422

Why the fuck did the Bowser fight not have multiple stages?

I AM PLATINUM MAD

>>13652422

Because the idea of Bowser being a good guy is against Miyamoto's dated idea.

>>13654546

Exactly! Villains can be good guys too.

>>13650089

Dry Bowser is the original Bowser.

Current Bowser is his son, and Bowser Jr. is his grandson.

Stream is dead. Last I checked, he was around 630 moons. Who wants to bet you get jack shit at 750 moons and a very shitty reward for 100% moons? I didn't see him do Darker Side, but considering someone this bad at the game completed it, and they only made it worth one moon instead of a grand moon of three, it can't be that hard. Still no wing cap, one of Mario's most iconic non-standard hats.

>>13654684

>Dry Bowser is the original

Sorry but no, King Koopa is dead

>>13654823

After seeing so many woke faggots jerking off to how empowered Nintendo made Peach at the ending I hope at 100% she blows him on the moon the second she's free.

>>13655699

>ending

What

>>13655716

Elaborate. How is the word ending confusing to you? The game has a story ending after you complete the last story boss..

i haven't been following this.

is luigi in the game?

>>13656896

I'm not sure. I've only seen toads, Toadette, the explorer toad, and Peach.

>>13659154

>We don't know if that game will be good yet anon

The street date was broken in Portugal and some Asian country. I watched the Portugal stream since he was farther in the game, did not suck as bad as the other guy, and was not constantly talking in Mandarin with his face in the corner. I have seen a significant portion of the game. I'd give it 7-8. Here are the negative points.

>Forced handholding where some enemies, and bosses in particular, will have their attacks telegraphed by way of large markers on the ground that are unrelated to the boss.

Only enemy I saw that relates the marker to the enemy, making it somewhat less shitty, is a dragon boss that has where some of its breath attacks will hit marked by flat flamy purple glow.

>Some kingdoms are small with few levels linked

Mainly I saw Cap Kingdom, Cascade Kingdom, and Moon Kingdom.

>Cloud Kingdom, Ruined Kingdom, and Dark Side of the Moon (post game at 250 moons) are all glorified boss arenas with relatively few moons outside of the boss.

>There are some side quest types repeated in different kingdoms that are already not very fun to do the first time, such as herding sheep, or possessing a goomba and then making him walk across the map to a female goomba.

>No Delfino. despite it being on the map, it's just a reference.

>No Beanbean Kingdom on the map as a reference even though they should be aware it has a land border with Mushroom Kingdom since they just re-released that game.

>Bowser only has one stage in his fight and goes down in three hits with his attacks becoming more numerous after each hit.

>You then control bowser for short while, but nothing about is remotely challenging making it only a little fun.

You bascially just run foward while pressing B to smash, then run forward in 2D while pressing B to smash, then smash four pillars, then smash a cube, and that's it. There's some jumping but not platforming really, just going up steps. Very anticlimactic.

>When you get to the room with four pillars, a song in English begins playing and it may be licensed.

Couldn't make much out with the crumbling cave noises, but I think it's something that was licensed, not even made for the game.

>There is no boss battle where you fight Bowser to save Peach while all the wedding guests cheer from outside the arena.

>Mushroom Kingdom is Peach's Castle from 64.

>Instead of faithfully recreating the area around the castle, and then building around that, the only faithful thing is the structure of the front of the castle.

>There are paintings you can jump into to fight harder versions of various bosses for moons.

>Instead of faithfully recreating the interior of the castle and placing these painting where old levels were, the only faithful thing is the structure of the foyer of the castle and the painting are placed in rooms accessible by small buildings outside the castle.

>There aren't even any doors in the foyer, just a throne at the top of the stairs and toad NPCs like Toadette.

>Mushroom Kingdom shop lets you buy a low-poly N64 outfit, but not the wing cap, when the game is all about getting outfits for Mario.

Streamer was at 630-ish moons with no sign of wing cap, updated or low-poly.

>Darker side of the moon is unlocked at 500 moons, only has 1 moon, and is the equivalent of the Grandmaster Galaxy.

Did not see it, but considering a cuckchan faggot that sucked at the game completed, I'm going to say it's less challenging than many of the moons I've watched him repeatedly fail to get in the game.

Post got long, so I'm putting it in the Mare-Eh-Oh thread instead. Did I miss anything?

>>13634382

>there is no reason to buy a switch at this point

I swear /v/'s full of counter-marketers, who do you work for? SONY? MS?

>>13659424

>Hating on the Switch means you must support the terrible console competition

Shitpost harder.

>>13659441

You're right, I'm probably overestimating consolewar shitposters too much,

>>13635224

I don't think he was even aware there is a spin attack.

>>13659456

>You're right, I'm probably overestimating consolewar shitposters too much

I said harder faggot.

>>13659482

What if you like video games?

>>13659491

Then you're incentivized to not buy it and convince other to so Nintendo will crash, stop making shitty games, and leave the small possibility that something better will fill the void in the market before the Sony and Microkike do. That or Nintendo is forced to make better games due to downsizing.

>>13659501

>Then you're incentivized to not buy it

That doesn't sound right

>convince other to so Nintendo will crash

Oh, no. He's retarded.

>>13659509

Typo. convince others not* to so Nintendo will crash

>>13659524

I'm pretty sure your whole life is the typo

>>13659542

That's better. Shitposting is what you were born to do nigger.

>>13633592

>not cucking to everything makes you a conservative

2 options here

Either you are retarded

Or humanity is a lost cause.

Any idea if it's breaking street date in New York today? Like I went to JnL and they told me to wait till 12:30

>>13661211

I think Amazon broke the street date.

>>13650089

Blue Tennis referee is just a stunt double?

>>13650101

Dont' trigger Mario's ptsd

>>13675331

>referee

You mean umpire? Uncultured swine.

>>13661192

Thats Bowser's inside story in a nutshell

>>13684024

> I wonder how normalfags are going to take this, so many of them actually thought that Mario and Peach would get hitched

I'm not surprised Nintendo did it that way. Miyamoto has said before he considers the cast of Mario to be actors who take on different roles as the game or story demands it, in his own words similar to how Popeye and Bluto would fight over Olive Oil and in one episode Bluto would be a butcher, in another a captain or a pirate or whatever, and quite often at the end Popeye and Bluto would end up being so in to fighting each other that Olive Oil would get bored of their nonsense and storm off.

Miyamoto actually made the Popeye game for arcade and Atari, and Donkey Kong would have been a Popeye game too but they couldn't get the rights to it at the time.

Basically, to understand Mario you have to understand that Miyamoto really fucking likes Popeye.

That's an awesome Peach BTW. Got any more?

>>13684024

>tongue ring

Shit Peach.

>>13650089

According to Odyssey, SMB3 actually happened

>>13629868

sage >:(

does an easier game exist?

Pretty solid game but too easy, even the "darker side of the moon" final challenge gauntlet only took a few tries and the invisibility suit reward is pointless (unless I'm missing some hidden ability)

>>13686996

Is it better than Galaxy 2?

Can we all agree that Sunshine was the best platform mario game?

And they haven't even done a proper sequel to it? Spraying shit was so oddly fun and chill the levels were chill af

>>13687017

No, Sunshine was boring and gimmicky.

>>13687011

much

The moons are ridiculously easy to get so they padded the game by putting in 800+ of them. I got 8 in a 15-minute break at work. Last night my Switch gave me a warning it was gonna shut off because the battery was at 1% or something, and I still got 3 more moons before it went into sleep mode.

>>13684024

> It's Mario that makes the ending kind of a bummer, he almost acted uncharacteristically and seemed like he was sperging out just for a trope.

I guess you don't remember those Mario games.

>>13635352

>>13633355 (get me on the court and I'm trouble)

It's better that she rejected them both. The most they could have hoped for in a marriage would have been awkward scenarios. I don't think Bowser would be the type to kidnap a married woman from her home and ask for her hand in marriage (I don't think Bowser ever actually forced himself on her). Not to mention it would shift the games from more carefree adventures to more adult territory especially with how Peach only acts inconvenienced by the kidnappings (in order to keep things lighthearted in tone). The relationship between the three is good enough and serves it's purpose. It's kinda a running gag of sorts that serves as a backdrop for Mario games.

How the fuck did everyone play it already?

>>13686996

>>13687087

Better than Sunshine?

>>13687208

It's short as fuck with most moons being duplicated minigames to pad out time. Like

>Possess a goomba walk across the map

>Run in a circle

>Heard sheep

>Ground pound the glowy spot

Etc.

Why would they make the tiara the hat ghost's sister?

Why would he want to fuck his sister?

>>13630020

Why didn't you like Galaxy? I thought it was pretty fun.

>>13638840

>damsels in distress are all shit women

Shit opinion.

Any decent reviews up for it?

>>13687187

>I don't think Bowser would be the type to kidnap a married woman from her home and ask for her hand in marriage

What makes you think he's asking?

>>13691794

I enjoy it when it's not taken to ridiculous levels. Also, you're confusing breast expansion wth general inflation, which is disgusting.

>>13691794

>>13692861

Yeah the image set just makes her tits bigger and bigger (with enlarged areola), it's not actual inflation, I still find it shit though which is why I didn't post it.

Music is here!

>>13626757

spoilers =/= exclusively story spoilers

Nintendo did it better

Nigtendo.