b9c280 No.13604629
Who are your Mario Kart mains?
>SNES
>64
>DD
>Wii
>8
Handheld, CTR and SASRT players welcome too. Mine are as follows
<SNES
Koopa Troopa (best by far)
<64
Wario
<DD
DK & Diddy
<Wii
Baby Daisy
<8
DK
75fc0f No.13604649
Shy Guy in 7 and 8, Koopa in DD, Luigi in 64 and DS
ed2c74 No.13604658
<64
Mario
<DD
Mario & Wario
<Wii
Funky Kong
<8
Wario with 64 Cart and Animal Crossing Wheels.
e45637 No.13604694
ed2c74 No.13604700
<GBA
Mario
<DS
ROB
<3DS
Wario
<Sanic Kart
Banjo
<Sanic Kart Racing
Joe Musashi
ed2c74 No.13604703
>>13604694
You fucking meme
684202 No.13604712
>Diddy Kong Racing
Conker
>Crash Team Racing
Pura
>Garfield Kart
Moon Man
628f13 No.13604715
e45637 No.13604781
We're talking other kart racers too? I only played as Tails in SASRT unless some faggot picked him first, in which case I picked Eggman, Metal Sonic or Shadow depending on who is left because rarely anyone of those was. That only happened rarely but I never was pleased about it.
>>13604703
'Tis the truth though.
79d558 No.13604790
>SNES
Donkey Kong Jr.
>64
Wario
>Super Circuit
Mario
>DD
Paratroopa/Toadette
>DS
Luigi
>Wii
didn't play
>7
Honey Queen
>8
didn't play
Super Circuit is unironically my favorite game with Double Dash as a close second
9484a4 No.13604811
Anyone have one of these but for the current gen mario kart? Or can someone make one?
ca66e3 No.13604814
>N64
Toad
>Wii onward
Koopa Troopa
3789b9 No.13604838
Koopa > DK > Weegee >>> rest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toad
9484a4 No.13604844
Guess this also counts even though its from a different game?
3789b9 No.13604853
>>13604811
>no Roy
triggered
796205 No.13604891
MKDS was the best MK, prove me wrong you can't
3755c1 No.13604913
>>13604629
>Who are your Mario Kart mains?
Toad&Toadette
c22d0c No.13604943
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>>13604844
What if I like Mario Kart Lemmy because his win animation is the stupidest shit ever and makes me laugh? (skip to the end of the video)
25177b No.13605124
>>13604891
Except for the online-shit which basically was run by cheating chinese-kids.
4d59b0 No.13605164
>>13604629
>N64
Yoshi for single player, Wario/Bowser for battle
>DD
I haven't played this in years. Last time I played it I just went Luigi/Waluigi
>Wii
Dry Bones
>7
Luigi
>8
Wario/Bowser
>Diddy Kong Racing
Bumper
e7f63a No.13612797
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Speaking of MK, anyone remembers the utter butthurt caused by this ad for Blur?
fc795e No.13615004
>>13604891
The main reason why MK7 is dead, is because it's not DS.
>>13605124
You haven't dealt with those chinks at Mk8 who abuse the exploit of getting hit, they usually main as Morton.
fc795e No.13615016
>>13612797
>Blur
Did anyone play that?
c05ae2 No.13615021
>>13615016
I did, it was pretty good.
fc795e No.13615028
>>13615021
Does it have online and alive?
71f9e3 No.13615058
Any of you fags try CTGP-7 yet?
https://www.dshack.org/store.php?page=file&fid=164
It's a mod for Mario Kart 7 that replaces pretty much every single map with community made ones and even a few karts
It's easy to install if you're not retarded. The official instructions tell you to install their launcher and/or use NTR but you can also just use Lumas built-in game patching feature (for Luma 8.0+) by dropping the files into the respective titleid folder in /luma or hell you can even just straight up swap the files in a Mario Kart 7 ROM if you're an absolute fucking madman (and use Hans if you're a retard)
c05ae2 No.13615066
>>13615028
It has been years since I played it but I doubt that the official servers are still up considering that the devs were axed by Activision.
fc795e No.13615085
>>13615066
>axed by Activision.
Was it because of Blizzard? Well.. rip another MK killer 2012-Somewhere CURRENT YEAR.
71f9e3 No.13615107
>>13615085
>MK killer
Nigger what? You're comparing Apples to Oranges here. Blur wasn't a kart racer nor did it pretend to be. That ad was just them taking the piss
683420 No.13615123
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy
Daisy
I don't play mayro kratt games without Daisy
5e0f8f No.13615128
>>13615123
That is fucking atrocious.
fc795e No.13615132
>>13615107
>Blur wasn't a kart racer nor did it pretend to be.
So it was like a Ridge Racer spiritual reboot?
>>13615123
I bet you bought Super Mario Run because of your waifu.
c05ae2 No.13615135
>>13615123
**Baby*- Daisy is great I agree
c05ae2 No.13615137
>>13615135
Fucked up that spoiler kek
71f9e3 No.13615140
>>13615132
>So it was like a Ridge Racer spiritual reboot?
It was like Need for Speed
fc795e No.13615178
>>13604629
<SNES
Koopa
<64
Wario
<DD
Koopa and Toad, combo is way too OP even without the golden car.
<Wii
I didn't play that one, because it was a clusterfuck.
<GBA
Did anyone give a shit?
<DS
A tie between R.O.B., Wario, Waluigi and Dry Bones.
<3ds
Wario
<Wii U
Wario, Waluigi and sometimes Mario and Koopa.
<Switch
Fuck no, it's literally Mario Kart Wii 2.
c05ae2 No.13615187
>>13615132
It was NFS with powerups.
311ab5 No.13616578
Luigi. Always Luigi. Though I haven't played Mario Kart since Wii. If I had a WiiU/Switch to play MK8 on now, I'd probably play as Toad, Toadette, or Shy Guy. Nothing beats Shy Guy, he's my favorite baddie and I'll take any chance to play as him. Getting to choose color would make it all the better. But I would also occasionally play as one of the Koopalings, probably Larry.
09c575 No.13616635
>SNES
ehh, I recently tried playing that one and the grinding felt off. I'd go bowser for that top speed.
>DD
For mairo kart DD bowser and baby bowser was my meta.
I don't know if it's a glitch or working as intended but I seem to always get their special every other box. I just launch thier giant FUCK YOU shells behind me and get such a gap going the rest of the race doesn't even matter.
Also everyone lighter than him gets knocked around. You don't have to use Bowser to have the fastest kart for this one but I still use him because of that fucking shell.
>MK64
Haven't played that one in a while but I liked bowser in that one as well because you could knock lighter players around. Also his top speed isn't bad.
>MKwii
I want to like this one but all the tracks feel too forgiving. There also seems to be something wrong with the grind mechanics for me. It's probably just a matter of me not being used to them but I like being able to do a proper 2 player grand prix which you can't do in this version for some reason.
I'd play bowser but only because I like him.
>MKDS
That game was the fucking bees knees but it killed my ds's directional pad. No regrets though.
Bowser
dffed3 No.13616679
>>13604629
>SNES
Koopa Troopa
>64
Wario
>DD
Wario + Koopa Troopa
>DS
Dry Bones
>Wii
Never played
>8
Wario or Shyguy
92883d No.13616694
I stopped playing when the 64 came out and mario kart 64 sucked.
c9fffb No.13616932
In all of theses games except none, Mario.
And Koopa Troopa sometimes too when he's available.
b1da08 No.13617220
I really like heavier characters in the new ones, like DK and Rose Gold Peach. My trick was getting a massive lead earlier than praying I never fucked it up because I'd never recover.
619a7d No.13617274
c89a90 No.13617317
I jumped from Diddy Kong Racing to 8.64 never sat well with me so I ignored the franchise until that sale where if you bought Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U you got a free game.
>8/8D
Wario. Heavy character drifts remind me of DKR, and I've always liked Wario since his gameboy games.
307b1b No.13617340
>>13616729
>filename
You're a faggot. Go back to /tv/.
6809f0 No.13618860
DK
DONKEY KONG
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE
cc174e No.13618974
Wario is pretty cool so I go with him whenever possible
>Wario Land 5 never ever
6809f0 No.13619008
>>13604781
My main in Sonic & All-Stars Racing: Transformed is Danica Patrick.
It started out as a joke but then I actually got gud with her so it's too late to turn back.
e599db No.13619032
>>13604629
Yoshi in all of them
ha ha
fc795e No.13620098
>>13604629
>Metal Mario
>Baby Mario
>Tanooki Mario
<No Dr. Mario
The only model with an original design never ever.
>>13618974
I want to main as him in MK8, but god-damn the setups are horseshit.
49b49a No.13620237
>SNES, 64, SC
Couldn't get into those, as I have issues playing racing games with 2D sprites as opposed to 3D models
>DD
Wario and Paratroopa or uma delícia…
>DS
R.O.B.
>Wii
Never played much of that one
>7
Dick-faced Mii
>8
Haven't played it
bfd057 No.13620332
>>13620098
Very satisfying.
b6f61b No.13620453
>>13620290
There was a much better version of this image, but for the life of me I can't seem to find it anywhere.
fc795e No.13621303
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>>13620290
>Mii
It should be:
>Funniest shitposters when it comes to celebrities.
>Or narcissistic pieces of shit who believe they achieved something important in life when in reality they proved how big of a faggots they are.
>Skill 2.5, unless they're chinks or french
>>13620332
BADABADABADABADABADA BAAA-AAA-AAA
a5f2b0 No.13624364
Baby Rosalina makes me feel funny down on my penny
1454d9 No.13624503
9a1ac9 No.13624595
4d48f7 No.13624643
>SNES
Yoshi
>N64
Never owned.
>DD
Koopa and Parakoopa. Triple shell OP as fuck.
>Wii
Mii, middle weight class.
>8
Never owned.
>SC
Probably Yoshi, I barely played it though
>DS
Yoshi, egg cart. Never could get the hang of snaking in the tank kart.
fc795e No.13639509
Thanks to Mario Kart 8, I already hate people from other countries without even visiting them.
b7cbd8 No.13639526
>>13616578
It's a shame the battle system was based more on sticker star's and not the older console titles in colour splash, otherwise it would have been a worthy successor. assuming you avoided the shitty NA translation
daee78 No.13639710
>>13619008
>he mained Danica Patrick
You're the worst degenerate I've ever seen on /v/ and I've seen the darkest loli threads. Did you even play multiplayer? I don't think I've ever seen a Danica Patrick even once, but I might be mistaken. Still, a real /v/ anon ought to have mained Tails like I did, it's no coincidence he's blond, smart and blue eyed. He is what an anon should aspire to be, not some weird 3dpd racer who can't even race good in real life.
81b3db No.13639722
>>13619008
>Danica Patrick
I would tell you to kill yourself but that's too good of an escape for you.
bf636d No.13647442
<Wii
Dry Bones
Everything else is Toad
83fe4f No.13647610
>>13639710
>>13639722
>>13619008
how did she evade SFM porn for so long?
i figured SOMEONE would have done it out of spite
fc795e No.13648873
>>13619008
>Danica Patrick.
What the actual fuck? I genuinely did not know they added a real life character with dreamworks artstyle, but the roster is better than Mario Kart 8.
fc795e No.13648888
>>13648873
Other thing worth point is that Patricia looks like on her 50s and her wiki says otherwise, vandalizing much?
897145 No.13649009
>>13604629
>SNES
Koopa Troopa
>64
Yoshi, I didn't play a lot though
>DD
I always picked Koopa Paratroopa. I kind of miss him
I always let my friend pick the second character and he was usually Luigi
>DS
Dry Bones
>Wii
Dry Bones
>8
Dry Bones
I really like Dry Bones, he's cute
f9eb7e No.13649014
>>13639710
Tails is great :3
2828b1 No.13649030
>>13648873
I believe she helped fund the game's development.
At least she's not Yogcast.
My main is Football Manager.
4f7d01 No.13649057
Baby Rosalina toddlercon master race
fc795e No.13649090
>>13649030
>tfw they couldn't reuse voice lines from tf2 just to make an half-assed job with the same actors
<Yogcast, a literally fucking nobody.
What the shit!!111?
2828b1 No.13649110
>>13649090
They even managed to use the literal manager of the Football Manager series to voice the Football Manager.
7dc317 No.13658151
>>13649110
That sounds like the opposite of a problem.
b565b2 No.13658193
>>13649057
Why is she so perfect?
7dc317 No.13658229
>>13658193
Like being pushed off road is perfect?
6cd25d No.13658237
>>13604629
Toad is my nigga. I beat the original and Double Dash with him, and would have beat the Wii Mariokart with him as well if my son hadn't saved up to buy an XBox 360 and I suddenly remembered I liked playing grown-up games with monsters and swords and guns and blood.
7dc317 No.13658250
>>13658237
>beat the Wii Mariokart with him as well if my son hadn't saved up to buy an XBox 360
You two saved a lot of stress not buying Mario Kart Wii, and tell your wife's son he should stick to his console's tf2 and avoid the PC version at all cost.
6cd25d No.13658350
>>13658250
>your wife's son
He's mine, you cheeky cunt with no reading comprehension, but I'll pass along your advice. Thanks.
>You two saved a lot of stress not buying Mario Kart Wii,
You misunderstand, but this time it's on me. We already had MKWii, but before I could pretend I was enjoying it enough to beat it, my son showed up with Arkham City (the version that came with the classic blue and gray Batman skin) and I never played the Wii again. It's just sitting there, gathering dust with the wheel, crossbow, and other cheap plastic shit we never needed.
b8a1cf No.13658679
>>13619008
>Danica Patrick
Did you happen to crash into everything while you played?
b565b2 No.13658697
>>13658229
Like pushing my rod is perfect.
668c76 No.13658907
Yoshi on Super and 64, and then Waluigi after that for a sensible weight/speed combo.
b565b2 No.13658915
>>13658721
Has anyone ripped these models from the game?
7ce852 No.13661618
>>13649057
>maining lolis because you are a lolifag
How many people do this?
25177b No.13661727
I only ever owned the DS-version. Who else play the extra balloon-game where you have to shoot down others balloons and shit? It's way more fun.
4cd00b No.13668242
>>13658964
>There as enough assburgers to create a baby rosalina model for Mario Kart Wii.
db742e No.13668957
>SNES
never played it
>64
Yoshi
>DD
also never played it
>Wii
Yoshi
>8
Waluigi
0a75d4 No.13683098
>>13604629
Speaking of 8, what load out you usually sport?
To me they are:
<Wario
>Pipe Frame w/ default wheels
<Luigi
>Default Kart w/ purple tires or the ones with green outlines.
<Mario
>Ladybug cart w/ purple tires
<Waluigi
>Hungrier Caterpillar atv w/ tiny red wheels
>Default Bike w/ wheels of steel
>Sometimes: Pipe frame w/ golden tires or Ladybug cart w/ purple tires (surprisingly works, when your foes are not spamming bullshit items)
Protip: You have to firehop whenever the fuck you can
7ec05e No.13683106
Roy's the best. This is a fact.
0a75d4 No.13683171
>>13683106
That moment when you try to avoid the guy with three shells and fuck it up.