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File: d1988b36bcc40c7⋯.jpg (82.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8.jpg)

5d9fee No.13597073

>ealy access since 2014

>30m in and you have nothing to do

whats up with all this fucking "survival" games on eternal early access?

Somehow the genre justify no content?

There is even one of this turds finished in the past 5 years?

0c05cd No.13597119

tbh forest was the least shit of the genre


ce96ca No.13597120

If they dropped the whole plane crash and “gotta find muh kid” shit and make it about a man or chick going in the woods to make a new life or something, then it would be better. Refine the actual gameplay so it doesn’t feel like shit. Get rid of the cannibals. Get rid of the ancient alien stuff. The building system isn’t too bad but it can be refined. Just get rid of all the dumb stuff and make a simple innawoods simulator.


40094b No.13597126

Replace the cannibals with a single skinshifter.


5d3876 No.13597131

Early access has been a scam since inception. There are also unholy abominations which were both Kickstarted AND had an Early access release.

>>13597120

>Get rid of the cannibals. Get rid of the ancient alien stuff

No need to get rid of that stuff, just make it less obvious and actually special instead of a mundane everyday occurrence.


951fa9 No.13597151

File: a45951b56335047⋯.jpg (78.41 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Scum] Shoujo Shuumatsu Ry….jpg)

>>13597120

Does a realistic innawoods simulator exist? I think there'd be a market for it.


3087dd No.13597153

>>13597151

Unreal World.


951fa9 No.13597164

>>13597153

I know that one, but I was thinking of something first person and contemporary.


1354a1 No.13597184

Reminder: The creator tried to shill this here even worse than Haydees did and was made a laughing stock when he tried to samefag without knowing about ID's and fled after posting the devside steam interface for its page on greenlight.

Oh what a good laugh that was.


8df529 No.13597189

>>13597184

post it


951fa9 No.13597228


f2ad99 No.13599790

>>13597151

Realistic mean boring

Also, which game let me feel like that two potatoes in a snowy ruined as fuck empty weird world?


682ae2 No.13599801

>>13599790

You what? Do you know English?


f2ad99 No.13599825

>>13599801

You need to watch that anime to understand my post, I guess


6e6506 No.13599928

File: d6f7ae3de3087d6⋯.png (233.17 KB, 437x332, 437:332, 1.png)

>30 minutes in and nothing to do

What is build a base, explore caves for plot progressing items, setup a stable food/water/armor supply

OP confirmed for not even playing it


b37ced No.13599942

It's not a great game, but sailing around the coast with your friends in your logging raft chopping down all the trees can be fun.


573e45 No.13599986

This game still isn't out yet?

that promo art is sexist :^)


eef0b4 No.13600045

>>13597120

Look up The Hunter, it's a better engine for what you want.


eef0b4 No.13600047


9a1879 No.13600056

>>13597120

>Make the game a different game, that will make the game better!


eef0b4 No.13600057

>>13599790

Stalker


eef0b4 No.13600062

>>13599986

If only you cut chop off the tits of the female cannibals and cook them..


f2ad99 No.13600268

>>13600057

But the world is not empty and you fight stuff and cheeki brekis


682ae2 No.13600342

>>13600056

>Implying it wouldn't be a better game if you get rid of the plot device child you have no connection to.

>Implying the alien tech isn't extremely shoehorned in

>Implying you need the mutants

I'll give you the cannibals, fine, but the game would stay the exact same if you got rid of that stuff I listed and focused on the building aspects. Hell, if you want weird shit, they can include happenings in the forest along with the cannibals. Hell, you can go the entire game without actually looking for your son and just focus on the building aspect already, so it isn't like there's a point to it being there.


1fbcff No.13600588

For some reason the inventory screen in this game tries to fry my GPU.

I have some custom fan curves because the default ones are shit so my card gets really loud when it goes over the 70ºC range, whenever I open the inventory in this game the GPU starts sounding like a jet engine after 10 seconds, it only happens in the inventory screen, weird.


ca1e38 No.13600663

>>13597151

The long dark is okay.


ffd356 No.13600724

>>13597073

I wouldn't call The Forest awful or a scam, and it's pretty high up there for delivery by early access's abysmal standards, but it's a pretty fucking boring game. While it's improved, its physics were always way too buggy and still are. It's also incredibly easy, since everything seems to have a hard time actually hitting you, and you can outrun anything if you need to.

These go doubly for the mutants, which are supposed to be the major threats but end up a lot less threatening than higher-tier mutants because of how much trouble they have hitting you or your stuff, and they're even easier to run away from.

There's nothing to really do beyond exploring caves for tools/lore than build up your base, and it doesn't have the ridiculous amounts of functionality and customization required to make base-building/living enduring fulfilling gameplay.


8719e5 No.13600824

File: 07c194330e7e165⋯.jpg (76.31 KB, 640x480, 4:3, adam_and_eve.jpg)

File: d6da4b0c35aaaa4⋯.jpg (121.62 KB, 756x1000, 189:250, Expulsion_of_Adam_and_Eve_….jpg)

File: 93642ae1348044f⋯.jpg (158.39 KB, 640x416, 20:13, gtfo of my garden.jpg)

>>13597120

>make it about a man or chick going in the woods to make a new life or something

adam and eve survival game when?


a8e9ce No.13600846

>>13600824

>Adam and Eve

>not a descendant of Caine

>all your 600 year old buff cousins would hate you because your dad fucked over humanity the second time

>all because your dad was jealous of your uncle because God doesn't like weak leaves

<you have to complete the game before the world's flooded

sounds pretty good to be frank.


f440e1 No.13601022

File: 0bb233f1fd7d1ff⋯.gif (1.01 MB, 400x400, 1:1, 0bb233f1fd7d1ff7a9fd7bb645….gif)

>>13600268

>playing unmodded stalker


fa730a No.13601039

File: d24de3d99e4f023⋯.jpg (47.75 KB, 660x350, 66:35, d24de3d99e4f02375e43881b66….jpg)

>>13599790

> which game let me feel like that two potatoes in a snowy ruined as fuck empty weird world?

I don't think I can answer this question.


fa7e57 No.13601256

File: 0f472079a8b9143⋯.png (150.3 KB, 297x518, 297:518, 0f472079a8b91435f8a4e563ed….png)

>>13599790

What the fuck are you saying


8b4e55 No.13601408

>>13597120

>Just get rid of all the dumb stuff and make a simple innawoods simulator.

I already have minecraft


8b4e55 No.13601417

>>13599928

/thrizzead


1eb426 No.13601436

File: 4a307fe82f7d200⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1229x860, 1229:860, a prisoner of chilling out.PNG)

>>13599928

This. It's actually a pretty comfy game to play with a bro since you got someone to watch your back and make treehouse bases with.


0ce3e2 No.13601529

>>13600268

Doesn't pre-apocalyptic count for anything?


b61954 No.13602667

File: b23886fb39ab599⋯.jpg (30.23 KB, 308x531, 308:531, 1441906681121.jpg)

>>13601022

>Playing Stalker at all


f2ad99 No.13602859

>>13600062

Was they always like that or at some point they decided to remove nipples and cunts?


33618a No.13602955

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13600824

>a Dont Starve - style game

>Adam and Eve as characters right after they were thrown out of paradise

>animated in the style of Rock of Ages cutscenes

This shit actually sounds pretty good


930617 No.13603032

>>13599790

There was that one anon who lesrned that you could make Skyrim fun by modding its atmosphere into a surreal RPGmaker game thing by changing the soundtrack, colour, textures, adding guns, etc and then throwing fuck tons of difficulty and survival mods (Frostfall, etc) at it so that the gameplay comes from stocking up on shit and praying you survive the hordes of enemies that attack you (he recommended setting the enemy spawns in the modmenu to allow fifty+ wolves to spawn).


8719e5 No.13603044

File: eac283ff08b8eb0⋯.jpg (829.93 KB, 2045x1477, 2045:1477, The_Phillip_Medhurst_Pictu….jpg)

File: 952133839767175⋯.jpg (1012.09 KB, 1024x862, 512:431, Woodcut for Die Bibel in B….jpg)

File: 7ddd43cf321b76b⋯.jpg (133.7 KB, 1118x1069, 1118:1069, Adam and Eve with the Infa….jpg)


539b89 No.13603192

>>13602859

I don't know. It would be nice if you could add tits to recipes.


a3cd8a No.13603477

File: 8f8407f7b150a67⋯.jpg (104.42 KB, 689x645, 689:645, SMEnmCW.jpg)

I told myself years ago I'd buy the first good one to actually make it to a finished state. Still waiting.


4119fa No.13603488

>>13600663

The atmosphere is SPECTACULAR, but the single player is just some faggoty leftist story that won’t be done for years. The open-ended mode and the ‘challenge’ mode are still playable, at least.


b0e693 No.13603905

>adding guns

Can you do that?

That shit might make skyrim bearable


153de7 No.13603937

>>13599928

See, this is the problem with all these "survival" games and others like minecraft, they all have the same fault:

>do all this shit to become OP… and then what?

The player doesn't have a real threat, AI is easily exploitable

And contrary to autismcraft, you can't even make shit that is pretty to look at

Once you establish a base: That's it, that's the game


a3cd8a No.13604064

>>13603905

You mean Bethesda Fallout?


07016d No.13604099

File: c6507728115d23b⋯.jpg (85.91 KB, 1004x1024, 251:256, chad.jpg)

Subnautica is the only early access game that currently has enough content to justify its price. It's worth the money as-is but is still under development


b0e693 No.13604127

>>13604099

No one said anything about buying games

Isn't subnautica intended for VR users?


682ae2 No.13604148

>>13604127

>Intended for Vr users

I don’t see how considering you can still play the game without the VR set up.


eb8664 No.13604218


8719e5 No.13608612

File: ad0f76b01f1d9b9⋯.jpg (1.81 MB, 1736x1226, 868:613, Berthold Furtmeyr (active ….jpg)

>>13603044

bump for adam and eve survival game ideas


bf6101 No.13608721

>>13597131

>There are also unholy abominations which were both Kickstarted AND had an Early access release.

The only good game that ever got out of EA afaik started on kickstarter. Considering how awful everything else from those has turned out I'd say we know they were both a mistake.


ae2dbe No.13608725

File: 916ff45232d2101⋯.png (186.61 KB, 292x305, 292:305, Adam.PNG)

>>13603044

>Come back from taking care of the land

>Some of our cows died again

>My whole body is uncomfortably sweaty

>I think I have sprained my ankle

>We still haven't built a shelter yet

>The kids are probably cold

>We don't even have a fence to keep the cattle

>Our food supply is running low

>We're probably going to die horribly in the cold of the night if we don't hurry

>We're literally the only humans in the entire world, the survival of our race is upon our shoulders alone

>I ask Even for a bit of help, or at least to take care of the children for a bit

>She puts Cain and Abel by the fucking river not caring whether they fall in or not

>She didn't even cover them, she is hogging all the cloth for herself

>There is a dead goat just under them and there is no one to even butcher it, she won't even tell me, she just waits until it rots

>She just sits there, looking at me smugly, expecting me to take care of everything.

>tfw this wouldn't all have happened if not for her

>tfw could still have been chilling with God in paradise doing nothing

>Women were a mistake


179f8a No.13608858

>>13604099

I thought it released in september?


5dc3f5 No.13608882

>>13608725

Poor Adam.


b77c30 No.13609669

>>13599790

Call of potato: world of snowfuck


c5020c No.13609716

The last time i played it i had fun, successfully evaded the cannibals for a week before they started coming to my house to try to fuck me up.

I think he should just release and let the modding starts.


30db52 No.13609769

File: 5574fbdf41457d8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 24.97 KB, 255x169, 255:169, b8 depressing.jpg)

File: fc848ec315b1ee8⋯.png (416.47 KB, 1022x1024, 511:512, b8 is insult.png)

File: af9e80c5069f414⋯.png (4.33 KB, 255x255, 1:1, b8 need bigger.png)

File: 5c8ed0e9951f394⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.01 KB, 255x191, 255:191, b8 waifu caught.jpg)


701f95 No.13609807

File: 64209aa264cad05⋯.jpg (67.22 KB, 750x700, 15:14, 1345143319240.jpg)

Subnautica is the only one that comes to mind, as that is being fully released in the next month or two. Other than that no, Rust had some hope too, but they restarted the whole development of that game 3 times or some shit.

The whole survival genre got destroyed when the DayZ got made for Operation Arrowhead, and when the standalone came out and EarlyAccess, developers started being over ambitious/abusing the system or just fucking lazy and adding miniscule updates to just barely satisfy the player base enough to keep them buying it.

>>13609769

Being this mad that a game you like is considered shit.


6abd0d No.13610164

>>13608725

>Go through all that shit despite Eve

>In the end it is revealed Eve was doing all the hard work and the whole game was Adam's misogynist deliriums.

>However it turns out in new game+ ending Adam actually suffered shit for so long under Eve's misandrist abuse he was hallucinating the previous ending. He finally grows some balls and leaves Eve for Lilith and lives happily ever after


30db52 No.13610395

File: bf9bbe9264ce9ca⋯.jpg (208.8 KB, 756x1100, 189:275, b8 to big.jpg)


5b217a No.13610449

>>13599790

>Also, which game let me feel like that two potatoes in a snowy ruined as fuck empty weird world?

>two potatoes

You mean the two moeblobed animu grills.


cdd7f0 No.13617718

>>13599790

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


bcbc7b No.13627811

File: e8e5a1515287078⋯.jpg (47.86 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 4.jpg)

>>13610449

They are the potato


164dc6 No.13628244

>>13597073

The Forest is at least getting regular updates with a countdown timer people can check in on at any time. No user is left in the dark about its progression.

It's also pretty good, especially as none of the content is spoon-fed to you. You have to actually find the cave networks on your own.


71271a No.13630357

>>13599790

Not really the same but I'm enjoying metro


12537f No.13630653

File: 4cca34da822c4bd⋯.png (167.28 KB, 500x610, 50:61, tmp_30644-url2134184938.png)

>>13597184

For the love of god please post screenshots


d9fea3 No.13630695

File: 3473e4cbf22660f⋯.jpg (231.21 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


d7618b No.13631273

File: 16d06fd12037a36⋯.jpg (13.72 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1422772891747.jpg)

>>13597073

>whats up with all this fucking "survival" games on eternal early access?

I guess you could say they were wondering how long they could survival on early access


a7055f No.13639504


7161ff No.13639529

The long dark made it out of early access and its not shit.

All the bitching about the story is dumb. Apart from the control issues I was satisified, its worth pirating for sure at the least.

The forest is good for your first playthrough but public multiplayer is pretty awful and it doesn't have much replayability unless you enjoy the base building sandbox side. Which is limited imo. The combat isn't anything special but its entertaining for a while. Also the forest is really cheap so its worth buying.




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