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so that we can generate more activity.
Discuss anime/manga/VNs, post downloads and stuff you created on other threads, discuss /u/-related habbenings, shitpost, etc. Anything that doesn't have its own thread belongs here.
Previous thread: >>30060
▶ No.30644
How can other yuris even compete?
▶ No.30645>>30761
めでたし聖寵充ち満てるマリア、
主御身とともにまします。
御身は女のうちにて祝せられ、
御胎内の御子イエズスも祝せられたもう。
天主の御母聖マリア、
罪人なるわれらのために、
今も臨終のときも祈り給え。アーメン。
▶ No.30646>>30647 >>30851
Another general thread?
Are we really burning through these that fast?
▶ No.30647
▶ No.30648
>>30643 (OP)
I refuse for this board to no longer be on the front page
▶ No.30650>>30652 >>30654
>have to give up on semen to be an otome
Whoever invented this wanted a dyke paradise.
▶ No.30651
There is literally nothing wrong with Steven Universe.
▶ No.30652>>30655
>>30650
>have to give up semen
>implying they ever desired semen at any point in time
pls
▶ No.30654>>30655
>>30650
From memory there was one girl who wanted to sleep with her boyfriend but doing so would rob her of her powers.
▶ No.30655>>30656
>>30652
So far there are 2 that are into het.
>>30654
What a whore.
▶ No.30656
>>30655
A lot of the returning girls are dykes or have no male love interests whatosever.
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▶ No.30658
>>30653
>First pic
Nice shoulder to hip ratio. Really looks feminine.
▶ No.30659>>30660 >>30661
>>30657
Western content of quality (IN OTHER WORDS NOT STEVEN UNIVERSE) is to be contained to a single thread. That thread is to be the designated western containment thread.
Also stop posting terrible /co/ shit that has no business being posted on /u/.
▶ No.30660
>>30659
We are prepared to ban even the western containment thread too.
▶ No.30661>>30662
>>30659
Out of curiosity, how much are you paid? Don't tell me you do this for free?
▶ No.30662
>>30661
Go back to 4/u/. You already have a ruined board for posting your western dog shit. We don't want you here if that's what you are gonna post.
▶ No.30670>>30671
Post more dank yuri memes.
▶ No.30675>>30677 >>30697
Dear diary, I held another girl's hand today. It was sweaty
▶ No.30677>>30678
>>30675
>doing lewd things without protection
Sow.
▶ No.30678>>30697
>>30677
To be honest, she grabbed my hand without warning. I should file a report with campus security
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▶ No.30697>>30733
>>30675
>>30678
Admit it, you liked it, didn't you.
▶ No.30733>>30750
>>30697
It wasn't that bad, I just wish I had been prepared
▶ No.30750
>>30733
was she wearing perfume?
▶ No.30785>>30787 >>30788 >>30789 >>30803
>>30643 (OP)
I'm sorry to say this /u/ but girls can't live without men after all. You can talk about pure love all day but it is a fact that women sometimes need a guy in their live.
I experienced it first hand when my neighbours invited me into their apartment to remove a fuckhuge spider from their wall.
▶ No.30787
>>30785
But some girls are good at killing spiders tho…
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▶ No.30789
>>30785
This is why I have a cat.
▶ No.30803>>30852
>>30785
Your real life experiences have no bearing on the lives of 2D girls tho.
▶ No.30807
It's that time of the year again.
▶ No.30809>>30810
>>>/m/18257
/m/ is having a giant robot fight IRL come watch
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▶ No.30811>>30812
>>30810
>Thread started two years ago, from when it was first purposed to the fight today.
Amazing.
▶ No.30812>>30813
>>30811
K/u/ratas is our mech.
▶ No.30813
>>30812
Anything would be better than those hipsters though.
▶ No.30814>>30815
Holy shit he got completely owned.
▶ No.30815
>>30814
Kuratas easily won.
▶ No.30816>>30817
>>30810
Kurotas simply punched out the first opponent but that second fight was BS, you can tell it was staged.
▶ No.30817>>30818
>>30816
yeah you can tell they made a deal to not damage the (((Eagle Prime))) - they could have simply used a drone then attacked from behind in the second half. Instead he just sat there and kept going for a frontal melee assault against a mech much larger than it.
▶ No.30818
>>30817
>against a mech much larger and heavier
It was obvious they should have gone for the treads and everyone knew the Kuratas was faster so it's clearly staged.
▶ No.30823>>30825 >>30826 >>30848
Out of curiousity, are any of you actual girls? Or are the only posters here men and trannies?
If you are a girl, does the political posting make you uncomfortable?
▶ No.30825>>30828
>>30823
Asking about gender on an image board is against the rules.
▶ No.30826>>30828
>>30823
Post tits and pussy or gtfo
Seriously. I'm sick of you pretending to be a lesbian. I want a picture of your tits and pussy with a time stamp or I am gonna give you a full range ban for a year.
▶ No.30828>>30832 >>30841 >>30845
>>30825
Since when? I think it's important to create a welcoming environment for all genders.
>>30826
Your post is really creepy and misogynist, would you mind deleting it?
▶ No.30832
>>30828
Post your tits and pussy or suffer the fate of all trannies.
▶ No.30841
>>30828
>>>/u/29419
>This board is also anonymous. Focusing on the sex of other posters on an anonymous board is just completely fucking asinine. If you can't handle anonymity, then reddit and tumblr exist.
▶ No.30845
>>30828
>Your post is really creepy and misogynist
How can you say that, it's normal that a lesbian would only be interested in other lesbians. Or were you assuming the gender of the poster based on prejudice?
▶ No.30848
>>30823
Not uncomfortable, it's just boring. I can go to a dozen other boards to read about politics.
▶ No.30851
>>30646
If so, that's fucking great.
▶ No.30852>>30856 >>30863
>>30803
This and it's a shitpost. It deliberately wasn't specified what exact kind of involvement it was supposed to be and was immediately followed with a spoiler'd joke that proves it for me.
▶ No.30853
>>30847
Fuck it, just keep shitposting until the meme magic gives us all the 2D love, powers and hilariousness we could ever want.
▶ No.30854
>>30847
Science babies soon, sisters
▶ No.30855>>30857
>>30847
Thank you Mr. Goldstein, you are truly my greatest ally.
▶ No.30856>>30860 >>30863
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>>30852
The spoilered text invalidated the point of the post, assuming it was a reference to this scene where Kyoko removes the spider.
▶ No.30857>>30858 >>30859
>>30855
It's already possible, so this science is only brought out to make some shekels from it before it becomes common knowledge.
All you need to do is learn how to insert the female genetic material into the liquid of a female ejaculation… it's possible with yogi level body control. The only issue is the aim.
▶ No.30858>>30864
>>30857
Do you have personal experience with this technique?
▶ No.30859>>30864
>>30857
>All you need to do is learn how to insert the female genetic material into the liquid of a female ejaculation… it's possible with yogi level body control.
What the fuck am I reading?
▶ No.30860
>>30856
YOU SON/LESBIAN CHILD OF A BITCH
▶ No.30862>>30889
>>30861
Umi sex.
Why does Umi make cute faces when Kotori doing it.
▶ No.30863
>>30856
>>30852
Don't worry, I was just a joking. The situation really did happen about 5 minutes before I posted it but I thought the joke would turn out funnier than it did.
▶ No.30864>>30865 >>30870
>>30858
>>30859
It's only because of expectations/preparations from society that men can do this so easily, the brain gets wired according to conventions and the knowledge gets passed on to the next generation. If this hadn't been the case it would have been equally difficult for men to do it. If you've done any deeper levels of meditation you know that all of the genetic material of males and females are in all cells, only the surface for of the body is aligned into a defined form and function.
The function is still there. While men can't get pregnant because of lack of a womb, women can already ejaculate, they just don't have an overproduction of germline cells like men have. The issue is it takes a lot more fluid for this to work because no penis, even if you can get past the loading part.
But since women are lazy they would rather have men pay child support so they are not motivated to develop this, and men don't want it either because they're sex obsessed.
In the end it comes down to the fact that most ruling gods in history have been males so they haven't either had any interest in spreading this. But the easiest is self-impregnation which produces a genetic clone (may be a male, gender is not defined) but this can be disadvantegous for other reasons.
Men are at a constant physical disadvantage compared to women and this is why the culture is male dominated - it's a combination of men wanting to have power and women not wanting responsibility which has resulted in this. If feminists were really serious about their ideas they wouldn't demand things from men, they'd take full responsibility for themselves and do all the dirty jobs while not expecting any special treatment.
This is why I don't like the current feminists, they're lazy, irresponsible patriarchy advocates.
▶ No.30865>>30875
>>30864
Behold, everyone, the American educational system.
▶ No.30875>>30877
>>30865
Americans were a mistake.
▶ No.30877>>30881 >>30884
>>30875
Don't be like that. Think of all the great things they inveted. Like cowboy wear and I'm sure there's maybe more, perhaps.
▶ No.30881>>30886
>>30877
Cut the sarcasm man, where would the world be without Hollywood movies and soft drinks???
▶ No.30884>>30885
>>30877
Like Al Qaeda and ISIS?
▶ No.30885>>30887
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>>30884
Actually, I was thinking of (((liberating))) Japan of the two largest Christian cities but that's some good points as well.
▶ No.30886>>30890
>>30881
Healthy teeth, no fatties and no illegal sex rings?
▶ No.30887>>30897
>>30885
Only kikes could hate Christians so much.
▶ No.30889>>30894
>>30861
>>30862
I have never watched Love Live and I can assume without any uncertainty there is literally nothing yuri about it.
▶ No.30890
>>30886
Exactly, imagine what a dystopian horrorshow THAT would be.
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▶ No.30897>>30900 >>30916 >>30986
>>30887
Yuno… my interest in Japan would be exactly zero if the country had been converted fully to Christianity. It's an interesting place because it's not and was not converted.
▶ No.30899
>>30898
Purity is a taboo these days.
▶ No.30900>>30901 >>30903 >>30986
>>30897
You're free to your shitty opinions I guess.
▶ No.30901>>30904 >>30924
>>30900
OK then, why would Japan still be interesting to you if it was all Catholic, Russian Orthodox, Anglican, or Evangelical? These are the historically most likely.
▶ No.30902>>30905
>>30895
It literally isn't.
▶ No.30903
>>30900
>DxD
Are you stupid?
▶ No.30904
>>30901
Because when it comes to physical appearance, I prefer the pre-cuckholdry Swedish phenotype.
▶ No.30916>>30952 >>30986
>>30897
Depends on the branch of Christianity. If you're talking about American-style Protestant Megachurchianity or Vatican II, then it'll definitely turn out South Cuckrea-tier shitty. Traditional Catholicism, on the other hand, would be a different story (imagine Japanese folk traditions with Renaissance polyphony and aesthetics).
Now if Japan converted to Orthodoxy, that's when things would get truly bizarre.
▶ No.30924>>30938 >>30953 >>30986
>>30901
Uh, yes? 1) Catholicism is a way cooler religion than Shinto or Buddhism, and 2) Shinto and Buddhism have pretty much no relation to yuri, whereas Catholic girls' schools are a yuri cliche. Catholicism is a more yuri religion.
▶ No.30935>>30942
>>30905
Age gap and humanxnonhuman still infinitely blow it the fuck away.
Good exceptions of sistercest don't change how boring it is otherwise, but at least it isn't actual "bislut" shit like "motherxdaughter" unless it's somehow 2 women teaching their mature yuri magic daughter taboo on accident.
▶ No.30938
>>30924
I keep wondering how explicit images of girls sexually, but lovingly together in bed always gets a reaction out of me. It's too strong.
▶ No.30942>>30955
>>30935
>sistercest
>boring
Major pleb alert.
▶ No.30952
>>30916
>Now if Japan converted to Orthodoxy, that's when things would get truly bizarre.
Well if Japan lost the: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Japanese_War
Then this would have been one outcome…
▶ No.30953>>30960 >>30964
>>30924
Shinto and Buddhism have no official prohibition against yuri while all forms of traditional Christianity (pre-LGBT power politics) do.
Having a private Girls school with Marian aesthetic is different from having the whole country strictly obeying papists doctrine.
▶ No.30955
>>30942
If it takes place anywhere outside a fantasy setting? Yes.
▶ No.30958
>tfw onee-chan will never tickle your armpits to death
>tfw you will never get revenge on onee-chan by tickling her armpits to death
▶ No.30960
>>30953
>Shinto and Buddhism have no official prohibition against yuri while all forms of traditional Christianity (pre-LGBT power politics) do.
But one reason yuri is so good is BECAUSE it's forbidden.
Also Catholicism melds and balances the male (Christ) and female (Mary) principles in a way that masculine religions like Shinto and Buddhism simply don't. It's the female principle of Catholicism which feeds yuri. That could never be replicated by paganism.
▶ No.30964>>30977
>>30953
>Shinto and Buddhism have no official prohibition against yuri
Buddhism is indifferent to homosexuality simply because it sees all relationships (gay or straight, sexual or platonic) as attachments that bind one to wordly suffering. To reach the Buddhist end goal of nirvana, one must divest herself of all personal relationships, let alone yuri.
Meanwhile, Shinto heavily emphasizes the family. A woman who does not marry a man, regardless of her orientation, is considered to be dishonorable to her family. The only way to remain unmarried in traditional Japanese society without bringing shame was to join a Buddhist monastery, which for the reason above is less than ideal for yuri.
>while all forms of traditional Christianity (pre-LGBT power politics) do
Only the sexual aspect of yuri is at odds with Christianity, and not all yuri is sexual. If anything, Christianity allows women to engage in chaste romantic friendships instead of having to marry, since married life is not seen as particularly superior to a chaste one. There was even a church ceremony to recognize friendship between two men or women.
https://orthodoxwiki.org/Adelphopoiesis
▶ No.30977>>30978 >>30980 >>30981
>>30964
Yuri implies sex and usually romance.
What you are referring to is simply 'sisterly' non-physical love or shojou ai. Traditional Christianity also looks upon a woman as bad unless a wife and mother or (in monastic Christianity) a nun.
Shinto allowed women to become miko or priestesses, and even has a few notable goddesses like Kanon the Goddess of mercy.
>Shinto heavily emphasizes the family. A woman who does not marry a man, regardless of her orientation, is considered to be dishonorable to her family.
True, but mother-daughter yuri is the best.
▶ No.30978
>>30977
>I suppose instead of sex, pseudo-sex should be used, because technically sex is only vaginal penetration by a male.
▶ No.30980
>>30977
Mother is complete shit.
▶ No.30981
>>30977
>Yuri implies sex and usually romance. What you are referring to is simply 'sisterly' non-physical love or shojou ai.
Yuri can be sexual or non-sexual. Shoujo-ai literally means to be attracted to young girls, so nips never use shoujo-ai to denote non-sexual yuri like ignorant Westerners do.
>Traditional Christianity also looks upon a woman as bad
Wrong. Both men and women are capable of salvation. In fact, Christians have the least skewed sex ratio in Indian and other Asian countries since they're strongly against female infanticide.
>unless a wife and mother or (in monastic Christianity) a nun.
Celibate lay women can be consecrated by the Church.
>Shinto allowed women to become miko or priestesses
They still were expected to marry.
>and even has a few notable goddesses like Kanon the Goddess of mercy.
And Christianity has the Virgin Mary.
▶ No.30986>>30995
>>30897
>>30900
Christianity is for the white man, asians have their religions suitable for their races.
>>30916
>Traditional Catholicism, on the other hand, would be a different story (imagine Japanese folk traditions with Renaissance polyphony and aesthetics).
I'm cringing at the mere thought of it.
>>30924
>Catholicism is a way cooler religion than Shinto or Buddhism, and 2) Shinto and Buddhism have pretty much no relation to yuri, whereas Catholic girls' schools are a yuri cliche. Catholicism is a more yuri religion.
Are you some anti-catholic shill or something? All your posts assuming you're the same poster/s just fills me with loathing. If you're somehow a correct representation of catholics: congratulations, you're officially worse than lutherans.
▶ No.30988>>30989
>>30671
How is the love triangle in Flip Flappers resolved? I heard it somehow ended with a happy yuri threesome, but I have no reason to believe that.
▶ No.30989>>30991 >>30994
>>30988
>I heard it somehow ended with a happy yuri threesome
It didn't.
▶ No.30991
▶ No.30992>>30993 >>30998
Who's more lewd, glorious Mira or Homura Subaru?
I think Mira's blatantly gay obsession with girls sucking big boobs and tribbing in almost everything in a shower of sweat and love proclamations eclipses anything.
▶ No.30993
>>30992
Mira holds a day job, so she never had to make CGs for a het nukige. So obviously Mira.
▶ No.30994>>30996
>>30989
Not unless you account for Ayane's manga.
▶ No.30995>>31000
>>30986
>Are you some anti-catholic shill or something? All your posts assuming you're the same poster/s just fills me with loathing. If you're somehow a correct representation of catholics: congratulations, you're officially worse than lutherans.
Well fuck you too buddy. I'm not Catholic though, just a philocatholic. And there's at least one other poster.
▶ No.30996
>>30994
It'd be great if certain loving doujins were given blessing by the creator.
I'd love to see the look on fans' and especially the artists' own reaction to me straight up playfully tweeting "I like this. How about we call this official?" after coming across something particularly lewd but faithful and conclusive (certain characters never shown or even implied to have sex consummating marriage and starting a family with yuri magic for lesbians).
▶ No.30998
>>30992
I like both but Mira beats timestopcar any day.
▶ No.31000>>31002 >>31008
>>30995
>I'm not Catholic though, just a philocatholic.
Why not just convert to Catholicism? Just get baptized and volunteer at a homeless soup kitchen at least once a month. At least Catholic God might send you to purgatory to cleanse your mortal sins whereas Protestant God predestines you to hell for all eternity.
▶ No.31001
It just crossed me that yuri mangas and anime aren't very smug.
▶ No.31002
>>31000
>trips
>trinity
>truth
WITNESSED
▶ No.31003>>31004
Polytheism is more fun tbh
▶ No.31004>>31005 >>31042
>>31003
>Polytheism is more fun tbh
Sappho, plz stay.
▶ No.31005
>>31004
I'm Nezahualcoyotl, you gringo estúpido.
▶ No.31008>>31010
>>31000
>Why not just convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholicism is incompatible with yuri and my other degenerate interests. I would have to give that all up to become Catholic.
▶ No.31010>>31011
>>31008
>Catholicism is incompatible with yuri
Sounds contradictory to what you posted before.
>degenerate interests
If you consider this degenerate, why are you here? Imo this is the least degenerate board on this while site.
On the other hand I don't feel any thrill over the "forbidden love" aspect either. I've met too many real life lesbians and it didn't bother me, tbh it was pretty hot seeing the prettier ones kissing. Men involved in kissing disgust me tho, even if it's hetero, can't stand seeing it.
▶ No.31011>>31015
>>31010
>Sounds contradictory to what you posted before.
No, Catholicism IS a more yuri religion, and cooler than Shinto or Buddhism. I mean that you can't be a Catholic and also consume lesbian pornography.
>If you consider this degenerate, why are you here?
Just because I can rationally recognize that something is degenerate doesn't mean I can't like it…
>Imo this is the least degenerate board on this while site.
But, objectively, all pornography is degenerate. This is a porn board.
>I've met too many real life lesbians and it didn't bother me, tbh it was pretty hot seeing the prettier ones kissing. Men involved in kissing disgust me tho, even if it's hetero, can't stand seeing it.
Starting to think you are a /u/shitter.
▶ No.31013
>>31012
>おしっこ漏れちゃう
hot
Post the rest.
▶ No.31014
Losing my connection and repeatedly getting stuck on "Obtaining IP address" for more than 10 minutes once more just spoke to me about downloading as much Mira as I need to have at all times.
▶ No.31015>>31016 >>31018
>>31011
Obviously you can't be a lesbian if you're a male but you can convert to catholicism, there's no need just being a fan of it. Just like spectator sports isn't a sport, it's a retarded cuck excuse for wanting to participate without actually investing anything in it. Why would you take pride in being a degenerate, if that's what you think posting here makes you. If you really believe that, why are you not trying to change yourself/the view of your interest. You're accepting a standard placing you at the bottom but have no intention of improving based on it… you're not very bright are you, or you're extremely lazy.
>This is a porn board.
NSFW is allowed, not mandatory.
▶ No.31016>>31018
>>31015
> it's a retarded cuck excuse for wanting to participate without actually investing anything in it
Or maybe people can just like things without having any obligation to "invest themselves"? Also stop using dumb meme words like "cuck."
>Why would you take pride in being a degenerate,
Why would you put words in people's mouths?
>If you really believe that, why are you not trying to change yourself/the view of your interest
Why would I have to?
>You're accepting a standard placing you at the bottom but have no intention of improving based on it
??
>you're not very bright are you, or you're extremely lazy.
Wow, yeah, that makes me really inclined to listen to what you have to say. Why are you trying to convert me anyway? Are you Catholic? You realize where you are?
And please learn English, your post is barely comprehensible. ESLs shouldn't even post here.
▶ No.31018>>31019
>>31016
>cuck is a meme word
No it has a literal meaning here.
>your post is barely comprehensible
>>31015
>you're not very bright are you
Confirmed.
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▶ No.31021>>31023 >>31027 >>31029
Seriously hope you're not a tranny, dude.
▶ No.31023>>31025
>>31021
What are you talking about?
▶ No.31025
>>31023
Someone posted an image from here with the filename and all in 4/lgbt/.
▶ No.31027>>31028 >>31039
>>31021
We have lurkers who go to all sorts of degenerate places. I've even seen some of our OC get reposted on /lewd/.
▶ No.31028
>>31027
>/lewd/
As if Steam threads got a whole board.
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▶ No.31039
>>31027
Just keep an eye out for anything that needs to get shitcanned.
▶ No.31042>>31044 >>31191
>>31004
Lesbian Hellenism is the true /u/ religion.
▶ No.31044>>31058
>>31042
Hellenistic paganism is the furthest thing from a yuri religion, women were just child incubators cum talking onaholes in ancient pagan society. It's only after and because of Christianity that women started to be seen as people.
▶ No.31047>>31048 >>31050
It's been a while since I posted here…
▶ No.31051
I want yuri where girls own cute fluffy dog bros.
▶ No.31058>>31060
>>31044
Actually women were seen as almost people since the beginning of history, at least Sumerians had laws that economically protected women, and some successive cultures followed in which women had certain social and political freedom and some exceptions could achieve further than that. Judaism, Islam and Christcucknity pretty much ruined the little social and political respect women had. Hellenistic beliefs at least allowed female dieties. Semitic religions made women into true breeding cattle. The only respectful women in those books is a mother, and all women should aim to be like the recurrent figure of Virgin Mary (Mariam in the Kuran). Women couldn't divorce anymore, and their top quality that was revered in antiquity so much, their sexuality, was now an object of shame. Crossdressing and homosexuality was also punished in both sexes. Semitic religion is truly the perfect /pol/ neckbeard religion.
▶ No.31060>>31064
>>31058
>the_jews_and_their_lies.jpg
Women were seen as so inferior in ancient Greek society that in most places female children were not fed the same diets as the male children because males were considered more important. Women were only property. Sexuality was not something women were respected for, it was something men thought was their right--they had a right to use women for their pleasure, and that's all women were good for besides breeding. The female deities of the Greek pantheon actually prove my point. They are either vile, jealous shrews (if they have husbands like Hera) or "female men" (if they are virgins like Athena). Women are not respected as women, but only insofar as they mimic men. It's only because of the revolution of Christian sexual ethics that men's enjoyment of women's sexuality was bound up with faithful marriage and radical love, causing women to become real people instead of just talking holes.
▶ No.31062
>>31061
Why is Itou Hachi such a pedo?
▶ No.31063
>>31061
The yuri equivalent of fluctuating good-to-shit /ss/ shouldn't be this good.
▶ No.31064>>31065 >>31067
>>31060
Sappho was still the first yuri writer in history.
Also, please stop it with your lies.
▶ No.31065>>31084
>>31064
>Sappho was still the first yuri writer in history.
WRONG. Yuri is Japanese. Sappho was Greek. Sappho has absolutely no relation to yuri.
▶ No.31067>>31068 >>31084
>>31064
>Sappho was still the first yuri writer in history.
>unironically falling for the """""Western yuri""""" meme
Sasuga tumblr.
▶ No.31068
>>31067
Is there any ohoho yuri?
I need ohoho lewds in my life.
▶ No.31071
Yuri smut does need more smug.
▶ No.31074
>>31061
Itou Hachi is a miracle.
▶ No.31075
>tfw onee-chan will never gang up on you and torture you to death
▶ No.31079>>31089
Why are there so many lesbian teachers and office ladies?
▶ No.31084>>31088 >>31092 >>31094 >>31112
>>31065
>>31067
ttps://8ch.net/u/res/28566.html
If western yuri isn't yuri then Galaxy Girls is also not yuri. You can only make yuri if pure Japanese and living in Japan.
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▶ No.31089>>31093
>>31079
>Everyone had to go through school.
>Most women if they get a job, work in office buildings.
▶ No.31092
>>31084
Something can't be yuri until it has its eastern sensibilities and clear faithfulness, something tumblrshit infinitely will lack.
Sakura Dungeon and other Sakura works can be considered yuri. Shit like shit4cucks would name threads after fucking isn't. It's term for something that basically doesn't even exist and was made solely for and by retards on that.
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>>31089
Where does wanting to have sex with their cute female students and sexy female coworkers come from?
How does teaching a class of girls or working with a bunch of attractive women turn other women into raging oneesamas?
▶ No.31094>>31097 >>31101 >>31104
>>31084
You do realize that the mods gave out a dispensation to allow its own thread, right? At least Galaxy Girls is a sincere Western-made imitation of yuri, as opposed to being your usual tumblrshit that (ironically enough) culturally appropriates the title just because it happens to contain carpet-munchers.
Moreover, I don't see how this proves that an ancient Greek poet who existed while Japan was still inhabited by pre-literate hunter-gatherers can be considered yuri in any way.
▶ No.31096
>>31093
The senpai-kohai and sensei-gauksei relationships have a certain power dynamic… that is, the younger part of the pair will almost always be open to an advance by the elder, and the elder has innate magnetism due to higher status.
Women are more turned on by status than appearance or even gender. Female hypergamy is more of a factor than everything else when it comes to forming relationships, including formal orientation.
▶ No.31097>>31098 >>31100
>>31094
>Posting 3D male on /u/
▶ No.31098>>31099
>>31097
Better than posting about trannies, that's for sure.
▶ No.31099>>31103
>>31098
I haven't seen 3D Trans posted on this board ever. People getting triggered over text is low.
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>>31097
What about male animals or nonhumanoid monsters laughing or lying down sad?
And is this girl some new /u/ meme queen from a new release?
▶ No.31101>>31104
>>31094
>imitation
This is the crucial factor. These things in particular look like yuri, they feel like yuri because they have everything you would expect from both SoL and 18+ loving.
▶ No.31103
>>31099
Trannyshit does not belong on this board, period.
▶ No.31104
>>31094
>>31101
And when I say look, I mean they show a blatant inspiration from and attention to its eastern origins in the art direction and little touches.
▶ No.31112
>>31084
>If western yuri isn't yuri then Galaxy Girls is also not yuri. You can only make yuri if pure Japanese and living in Japan.
Being ethnically japanese should be enough, though imo some other asian races may also count because their art can't be distinguished from japanese. Galaxy Girls and whatever their other game was called isn't yuri. I tried them but the art style just feels like an imitation. It doesn't have that feel of debth japanese art has, the lines are there but something is missing.
▶ No.31113>>31114 >>31115 >>31116 >>31119 >>31124
You know Japs aren't this autistic about what is ethnically yuri and what is not, right? Like for example in their porn sites you find all sorts of lesbian porn when you search for 百合 and レズ alike, including gross howaito piggu 3D. Same with anime, nips call any animation anime. Disney is anime. Sponge Bob is anime, etc. Likewise nips call LiS yuri, doesn't matter if it's not Japanese produced or made.
Stop being autistic, actual nips don't care.
▶ No.31114
>>31113
Those slant eyed gooks are know for eating shit, why should I care? I wish those foreigner worshipers would go home.
PS: Suck my cock, dude.
▶ No.31115
>>31113
Hiro made /aco/ specifically to get rid of the western content on /h/ when he took over 4chan, because he expected more japs to come there and they'd be scared off by the western stuff.
▶ No.31116
>>31113
It's not uncommon for loan words from other languages to differ in meaning from the original word. In some Japanese dictionaries the entry for anime actually notes how in English the word is used specifically for Japanese animation. We already have general purpose words, so to refer specifically to that of Japanese origin we took from their language and adapted to fit that need.
▶ No.31119
>>31113
I don't give a fuck when I don't want to see that shit.
▶ No.31124>>31125
>>31113
>stop being autistic
>on 8chan
Where do you think you are?
▶ No.31125
>>31124
I'm very happy /u/ doesn't sexualize smug lolis. Just regular ones.
▶ No.31127>>31129
Nights of Azure 2 is coming to Switch.
Prepare to verbally stomp retards in the name of lilies.
▶ No.31129>>31137
>>31127
But is it any good, hopefully the PC port won't be as bad as BR was.
▶ No.31137
>>31129
I want to clarify I'm not asking anyone to buy anything from Shitendon't at this point, just that this will fucking give an idealized fanservice anime game with lesbians major attention and we might need to rip apart retards trying to use it to spew misandrist or "heterophobic" shit.
Valkyrie Drive was a shameless, playful action game, not a more flowery and romantic serious fantasy JRPG.
▶ No.31141>>31142
>>30838
I can't get enough of yuri's fucking wordplay.
▶ No.31152>>31153
>>31142
No one would mind if I edit 3 little bubbles out of this, would they?
▶ No.31153
>>31142
>>31152
Oh, wait. Just one more.
▶ No.31155>>31156 >>31169
Went back to playing Shadow Hearts.
I just beat this. He was kind of annoying to fight since he had high physical attack and an AoE fire attack, but having Yuri use Death Emperor's MP drain and magic attacks killed him in no time.
▶ No.31156>>31169
>>31155
Also, I really love this new party member.
▶ No.31169>>31192
>>31156
>>31155
I'm hesitant to go back and play some of these old PS1 era JRPGS. I went back and played a ton of old less popular games (that I missed out on) for SNES a few years ago and I just eventually came to the conclusion that the most popular ones were popular for a reason whilst some of the less popular stuff suffered from laziness. I had fun with a number but a few I just thought were eh.
▶ No.31192>>31213
>>31169
PS1 and early PS2 era games had something unique to their generation. They were trying to figure out new formulas and see what would stick with the new technology. When it comes to the JRPGs of that time, Koudelka for example was a survival horror RPG with complete voice acting for all scenes, SaGa frontier had about 7 separate stories speaking of which, one of them apparently has /u/ and Shadow Hearts has it's judgment ring system, vid related. It eliminates hit or miss RNG making it so that every time you miss it was your fault.
▶ No.31213
>>31192
Yeah I should try some of them out.
>>31193
Nice.
▶ No.31214>>31259
>>31212
Well, there were some female-only organisations once upon a time. Pic related, excuse the deviantart.
▶ No.31215>>31216
Please post Stockholm Syndrome yuri.
▶ No.31216>>31222
>>31215
What? Like that couple of sadistic kohai and punished senpai?
▶ No.31222
>>31216
Victim falls in love with her bully or her master and even turns them tsundere. That's what I want to see.
▶ No.31224>>31225 >>31233
Any neoshit retards detected yet since finally burning?
▶ No.31225
>>31224
People here shouldn't care its too far removed. If even 1 NeoGAF member comes to this place I will be surprised.
▶ No.31233>>31234
>>31224
As far as outsiders are concerned the only two boards that exist are /v/ and /pol/
▶ No.31234>>31237 >>31273
>>31233
I'm sure neofags would love 4/u/, considering how they both hate men, love tumblrshit, and love hotpocket mods.
▶ No.31237>>31274
>>31234
I've said this before:
Spoiler this shit. It's disgusting and doesn't belong on a yuri board.
▶ No.31240>>31241
>tfw onee-chan will never tie you up and force you to cum until you die from exhaustion
▶ No.31241>>31242
>>31240
Wouldn't it be dehydration?
▶ No.31242
>>31241
onee-chan will keep you hydrated with her own love juices~
▶ No.31259>>31264
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>>31214
>Well, there were some female-only organisations once upon a time.
They still exist. Have you heard of a monastery?
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▶ No.31264>>31269
>>31258
>>31259
>video blogs of the lives of cute nuns
FUCK I never realized before how much I needed this in my life.
▶ No.31269>>31270 >>31278
>>31264
>cute
Even if they are old that's exactly what I think of nuns; cute, little happy old ladies that genuinely care for people. Around a year ago I went to a convent to visit some sort of extended family aunt and it was almost all kind old ladies taking the sun on their wheelchairs and several nurses attending them. The youngest nuns (50-60s) and the ones that still can walk wash the clothes and cook and go to all sort of religious events that are held elsewhere as well as doing charity stuff or sell cookies, whatever. At 4PM they all study the bible and pray at the chapel until dinner time. The most elderly ones go to sleep at like 6 while the others clean stuff up. At this hour you can see young girls in their theology lectures on other buildings, but apparently none of them actually aim to become nuns, I also didn't see a single nun under 50. It feels bad to see that this sort of thing is dying, sounds like a kind of boring but chill as fuck life I wouldn't mind having.
Pic related they had one Maria-sama at the entrance watching over us.
▶ No.31270>>31271 >>31272
>>31269
Vitrues like purity are seldom held in high esteem in today's society unfortunately.
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▶ No.31272>>31273
>>31270
It's because back then it purity was enforced on every girl so when the sexual revolution happened all that backfired and right now we're living the exact opposite side of the coin where society shames being a virgin, and not only sexual purity, but also the kind of purity that makes a person compassionate and humane, if you know what I mean.
▶ No.31273
>>31234
>>31272
>kind of purity that makes a person compassionate and humane, if you know what I mean.
…Stuff like this makes it hard
▶ No.31278>>31279
>>31269
Certain religious orders have no trouble recruiting new members, it's just that those are all ultra-traditionalist ones, which are a small minority. All the orders that embraced Vatican II experienced the same steep plunge in vocations that affected the rest of the Novus Ordo Church. It's very sad.
Here's an example of a traditionalist order with plenty of young nuns:
http://www.daughtersofmary.net/
▶ No.31279
>>31278
HNNNG. I hope some of them have yuri-like relationships with their sisters.
▶ No.31280>>31281 >>31283
>anons are once again talking about 3D
Oh. Great.
▶ No.31281>>31282 >>31289
>>31280
Nuns should be honorary 2D, or at least 2.5D.
▶ No.31282
>>31281
>2.5D
Death to this meme.
▶ No.31283>>31285
>>31280
Some armless girls should go well with that image, since you posted it.
▶ No.31285>>31287 >>31288 >>31294
>>31283
Can you imagine the suffering armless lesbians live? Makes me legit sad.
▶ No.31287
>>31285
Why do you focus on the negative? Do you not know that if you give up your arms, your lover will give you theirs?
▶ No.31288
>>31285
Having a single arm missing shows strength of character, having both is just cruel.
▶ No.31289
>>31281
I'm fine with nuns being 2D, as long as they actually are mango/animu/vidya characters, retard.
Why is the concept of the 2D/3D barrier so hard to grasp for some "people"?
>hurr durr, I like thing
>that means thing should be included, even if it is explicitly against the rules
How about you write a blog about it? There's already many self-obsessed idiots, who complain about how certain things should be included in some media even if it has no place there, just to suit their taste. Sounds like you'll fit right in.
inb4 "U mad?". Of course I am.
▶ No.31294>>31296
>>31285
They still have tongues and feet. Not to mention they could use a toy. I don't think it would really be that bad, from a sex standpoint.
▶ No.31296>>31298
>>31294
They are also prime candidates for cybernetic enhancements and futuristic prostheses.
▶ No.31298
>>31296
You just have to ruin everything, don't you.
▶ No.31301
>tfw onee-chan will never eat you to death
▶ No.31307>>31309 >>31310 >>31311 >>31313 >>31320
why is this board so fucking dead? do people actually prefer halfchan/tumblr?
▶ No.31310>>31312
>>31307
It's dead because it's so slow, and it's so slow because it's dead. Catch-22.
▶ No.31311
>>31307
You have nice taste in 2hus.
Anyway it was much slower before.
▶ No.31312
>>31310
I prefer it being "dead" due to slowness rather than being dead because the wrong kind of people arrived in force.
▶ No.31313>>31320
>>31307
We've been really fast (for 8/u/ that is) for a few days now. Just finally experiencing some down times.
▶ No.31320>>31330
>>31307
We are literally the forbidden board. reddit hates us, Troid hates us, Dynasty hates us. It's difficult to let anons that would be interested in posting here, that we exist.
>>31313
I'm guessing that everyone is busy on /v/, enjoying the neofag melt down.
▶ No.31330>>31333 >>31336
>>31320
>reddit hates us
I don't think reddit even knows we exist.
▶ No.31333>>31336
>>31330
This. We have had 0 interaction with them. Maybe Dynasty goes on Reddit or 4/u/ does and whines about us but otherwise we are off in our little lily paradise.
▶ No.31340>>31341
>>31336
wtf i love SHiN now
▶ No.31341
>>31340
>tfw truth triggers people
▶ No.31345>>31346 >>31348 >>31349
>>31344
>1508775990456
You're not form here, are you.
That's a 4chan filename.
▶ No.31346
>>31345
Someone linked it in the IRC chat.
▶ No.31348
>>31345
While 4chan does use unix timestamps, so does 2chan.
▶ No.31349>>31350
>>31345
What if we post images with unix timestamps from ages long past?
▶ No.31350>>31352
>>31349
Some retard on /pol/ told me to go back to cuckchan after I posted an image from 2012.
▶ No.31351
>>30643 (OP)
I wish she wasn't actually licking up pussy juice and just doing an ohoho instead.
▶ No.31352
>>31350
>2012
Major newfag tbh. I understand his response.
▶ No.31353
So I heard shit4cucks might truly be finally burning for real this time.
Keep an eye out for any retarded tumblepr subhuman shit that isn't welcome in humanity.
▶ No.31356>>31357 >>31359 >>31365
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/nadeshiko_hiyori
What do you think of polyamory?
I think it only works within defined limits…
Like a tea club for example.
▶ No.31357>>31360
>>31356
It'd require work but three is a pretty good number. All kinds of interesting things you can do with three people. Anymore than that though and while it make look good, doesn't seem realistically feasible.
▶ No.31359>>31360 >>31366
>>31356
I've never been a fan of threesomes, let alone any more. Always felt like two of them would have been a better pair and one was just a third wheel sort of shoehorned in or the whole thing felt superficial or something. Only real exception I can think of is Yui, Yuzu & Yukari from Yuyushiki. I think the three of them have some really great harmony.
▶ No.31360
>>31359
>>31357
The only way I see more than three working is if there is a Harem leader… like the tea club president or something.
▶ No.31365>>31367
>>31356
100% support in yuri, 999% support with hetero.
Everyone is one happy family fate allows to live together and share their love.
▶ No.31366
>>31359
Maya absolutely is not a fucking third wheel.
▶ No.31367>>31368 >>31370
>>31365
There was a title on /v/'s vn thread where it was a brother and his five full sisters and in the first title he slept with them and they all had children, one full brother and sister and 4 step-sisters and the second game was set around that and the third game coming out focused on the third generation. Incest and inbreeding, all the way down.
▶ No.31368
>>31367
I'd rather see a yurifag fuck his sisters and then their daughters go on to be siscons.
▶ No.31370
>>31367
v5295, Mangagamer have translated the first two.
Sadly it isn't that series. Back to posting yuri.
Three really is a good number.
▶ No.31378
>unironic polyamory posters
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
▶ No.31409
>tfw you will never be held down by girls as they destroy your privates
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