No.1292158
https://www.forbes.com/sites/curtissilver/2018/04/24/warning-this-post-contains-spoilers-for-avengers-infinity-war/#7c532c69556b
>Movie is not out yet
>Forbes publishes spoilers
kek
No.1292176
>Movie literally starts off where the after credits from thor 3 ends up. The asgardain life boat is a wreck and seems like almost everyone is dead. Thanos is trying to get Loki to fess up the Tessaract. Thanos starts crushing Thor's head and it's slowly getting cracked by the power stone. Thanos already has the power stone, it's mentioned he destroyed Zandar. In a ploy Loki stalls and the hulk comes in and battles Thanos. Ebony tells the others not to interfere and let Thanos have his fun. Eventually Thanos overpowers the hulk and levels him. Loki ends up giving the Tessaract to Thanos who in turn crushes it to reveal the space stone and puts it on his glove. Loki tries to trick thanos but is quickly killed. Before Thanos could kill the Hulk, Hemidal uses the power of the bifrost and sends Hulk to earth (where he lands in the NYC sanctum). Thanos before teleport himself and the black order from the ship sets the ship to destroy itself with the power of the power gem.
>Pepper potts and Tony have a scene talking about a dream tony had of her having a baby or w/e. Anyway Dr. Strange shows up in a portal and asks tony to join him. They have the whole interaction of about thanos and the infinity stones. Some of this is seen in the trailers. Wong also explains about the infinity stones and how they came to be etc. While they talking one of the rings shows up and wong, tony, banner and dr strange go outside and try to help the people in the area. Ebony and the big guy shows up. Banner for some reason can't transform to the hulk. It's almost like the Hulk is stopping him from transforming. (btw he never transforms again fully to the hulk since his encounter with thanos). Ebony has some telekenitc powers and faces off with Dr. Strange who at the end captures him and takes him to the ring ship. in a bus driven by stan lee, peter parker sees the ring and his friend creates a distraction so he can go. He suits up and gets into the battle and helps tony fight the big guy. Eventually the big guy gets teleport-ed away. Spiderman tries to save Dr. Strange but he ends up failing but is on the ring ship as it heads to space. Tony asks veronica to activate the iron spider suit and sends it to peter before he runs out of oxygen. shortly after he activates the parachute to force peter off the ship but he hangs on anyway.
>Pls don't kill me if some stuff is out of order, it's just so many stuff happens in the movie it's hard to remember it all. At some point the guardians of the galaxy are following a distress becon that was from the asgardian ship. They literally see all the asgardian bodies floating in space. And the ship in pieces. They pick up thor. They are marveled that he's alive and the mind girl revives him. It jumps where you hear Gamora talking about thanos (from the trailer). Thor is drinking soup or something, not sure what i was, but he becomes curious of how much Gamora knows about Thanos and even insinuates to try to harm her/mixed with jokes etc. Bottom line Gamora hints of something that Thanos doesn't know but wont tell Star Lord. She makes him promise her to kill her if it comes to the point where she might tell THanos the big secret. Thor wants to go to Nidavellir to forge a new weapon, stormbreaker which can wield the bi-frost's power. Rocket Racoon and Groot go with him in the small ship while the rest go to UNKOWN, the place where the collector is. Thor said that's where the reality gem is.
>Forgot to mention that Banner took the cell phone Captain america left for tony. And said he would call him as wong said he will stay to protect the sanctum.
>Tony and peter try to figure out a way to save Dr. Strange who is being tortured by ebony. He's using these needle like things to poke him (from the trailer) because Dr. Strange has a spell on the Eye of Agamoto to prevent him from taking the stone. (earlier on earth ebony's hand was burned when he tried to touch the eye of agamto). Dr. Strange is resisting evntually peter mentions about the movie aliens so Tony blasts a hole in the wall of ship which sucks ebony out to space and kills him. Dr strange nearly gets sucked out all the way but spiderman saves him and his iron spider suit in the nick of time sprouts the legs and helps him pull dr strange out back to the ship. Tony uses a spray of some kind to seal the hole (maybe nano tech or he melts the surrounding metal, not sure). Anyway Dr. Strange mentions about gonig back to earth and Tony says they can't, that they should go face Thanos head on.
No.1292177
>In Scotland Wanda and a flesh and blood looking vision discuss the future of their relationship and they see in a tv the news of New York being attack. Proxima midnight and Corvus attack them both. The vision gets stabbed by corvus and goes off while wanda faces off proxima. They get thrown into a train station. Corvus tries to remove the stone from vision but gets interrupted. Captain america shows up and catches proximas weapon. Black window wounds Corvus and Proxima and him retreat. They later meet up with Warmachine in the Avengers base, General Ross makes a breif cameo. Captain america, and the others show up and ross wants Warmachine to arrest them but he closes the hologram and meet the others. Banner shows up and they all eventually decide to go Wakanda.
>Drax, mantis, Gamora, and Star Lord reach UNKNOWN. They sneak around but every instance of Star Lord trying to lead gets subverted by the others. Thanos is already there questioning the Collector. The others get close and eventually Gamora goes and attacks Thanos and "kills him" but it was a lie. Thanos was using the reality Gem the whole time and was waiting for her to show up because she has a piece of information that only she knows. She tells star lord to kill her while Thanos has her in his grip (he has 3 stones now btw). Eventually Star lord caves and right when he pulls the trigger bubbles comes out, Thanos used the reality gem to change it. He also incapacitated Drax and mantis (can't remember her name). And he teleport away.
>Vision, Captain America, Warmachine, Wanda, Falcon, black widow, and Banner get to wakanda. The plan is to try to seperate the stone from Vision while Shuri finds a way to save his mind. So that he doesn't die from the separation. They are informed of the battle that will come via Thanos etc.
>Thanos and Gamora are in his ship. There's a brief sequence showing how he conquered her planet etc and killed half the population to save the planet from destroying itself. There's this whole idea from Thanos that if you kill half the population of an overpopulated planet, you can save it from extinction etc. Gamora knows where the soul stone is, when she was working for him, she found its location, and destroyed the map. She tried to lie but Thanos took her to Nebula who is in suspended shattered state, being pulled apart. He activates a memory from her that shows that indeed Gamora was lying and knew the location of the soul stone. He proceeds to pull her apart torturing her trying to get Gamora to cave in. Which she eventually does. At some point Nebula escapes after thanos and gamora leave (thanos had a minion repiar her and she overpowered the repair guy).
No.1292178
>Thanos and gamora go to the planet and a being shows up telling Thanos the way to get the soul stone. Bottom line he has to sacrifice a soul in order to get the soul stone. Someone he loves. Gamora gloats saying that he doesn't love anything and she notices he's tearing. Apparently he truely loves Gamora and ends up sacrificing her. She tried to kill her self before he could throw her off the ledge with a double dagger he gave her when she was a little girl. For some reason when she falls, they show her body broken and bleeding and all of a sudden he reappears with the soul stone in his hand.
>Thor gets to the planet where the dwarves crafted the Mjonir. But notices there's something wrong. The forge is off. The dwarf was the one who crafted the infinity gauntlet for thanos and promised to not kill him and his people. Eventually after crafting the gauntlet, thanos destroyed all his people except him. Btw he's Peter Dinklage but cgied to be 10 feet tall +. Anyway the heart of the dying star is in the middle of this huge contraption and they have to restart it so they could forge stormbreaker. Thor manages to star the rings that powers everything. But the shutter closed itself. He has to go into the ring devices to open it so that a beam from the star can light the forge. This is the scene in the trailer where you see thor in the middle of a contraption with two levers etc. Anyway he's getting hit by the power of the star and is even getting slight burned by it. Eventually the MEtal portions of Stormbreaker is forged. The dwarf asks for the handle which is created by Groot from his own arm that wraps the weapon. At this point, thor is still unconscious. Rocket raccon is in these scenes and helps. He's also amazing by the whole contraption and by the lore surrounding the dwaves making all powerful weapons. Btw thor is convinced Stormbreaker will enough to defeat Thanos.
>Meanwhile in wakanda they detect a disturbance in the atmosphere, and these sort of drop ships. One drops right on top of the Wakanda shield and blows up, but the shield holds. They all drop and Proxima and the big guy shows up. Steve, black panther and black widow talk to Poxima and the other guy (btw the big guy lost one of his forarms after the portal closed on his arm back in manhattan). Proxima mentions to Black widow that she will pay for what she did to corvus (insiuates that he died but he didn't). Anyway the alien creatures begin pounding the shield and die as they do so. Some start getting through. All of the wakanda army is assembled along with winter soilder, warmachine, falcon, black panther and banner in the hulk buster.
>At the same time Shuri is working on Vision, and Wanda is there as well in the city. The battle starts and eventually they noticed the aliens are trying to outflank them around the shield so Black panther gives the order to open a small gap so that they can keep them in the front of them (captain america's idea).
No.1292180
>Meanwhile Tony, spiderman and doctor strange crash land on titan. The guardians show up and start attacking each other. Thor had mentioned earlier about the avengers and eventually they realize who they were and stop the misunderstanding. Tony talks about a plan to stop Thanos but Dr. Strange uses the eye of agamto to see virtually millions of outcomes and only saw one way to beat Thanos. Back in wakanda, the battle rages on and gets pretty intense, proxima joins the fray, Warmachine droping bombs, Winter soilder doing his thing etc. Captain america using his new shields etc. The hulk buster/banner goes in a battle with the big guy from the black order, eventually he gets shoved into the forcefield and gets killed.
>Proxima is fighting Black widow and the other girl and gets splattered by these huge alien wheels with razor sharp saw. But they are all getting overpowered and more wheels are rolling and right at that moment, Thor shows up and crushes the aliens and pushes them back. He's extremely powerful now with stormbreaker. He's there with rocket racoon and groot doing their thing.
>Thanos shows up in Titan and begins to fight Tony, Dr. strange and the rest of the guardians. The battle heats up and they are trying to prevent Thanos from closing his fist, so ton uses these appendages to stop him, and amongst them all they eventually get the mantis to hold thanos in a state where he can't move. They are trying to remove the glove and are almost successful. The girl mentions that THanos is remorseful of something and Nebula asks where's Gamora. Star lord loses control when he realizes that gamora is dead and wrecks the whole plan by mistake. He hits the mantis which frees thanos and just when spider man was able to remove the glove, thanos snaps out of it and goes full rage mode and slips the glove back. During the battle thanos gets ticked off and manipulates an orbiting moon sending meteors down to titan. He has some one off battles with Dr. Strange where dr strnage creates copies of himself and all do the lace thing to try to tie him up but Thanos easily frees himself. He also has a battle with tony and he bit by bit kept crushing bits of tonys armor and eventually overpowers tony and stabs him with a daggar tony fashioned with his nano tech. I actually thought tony was going to die as he was bleeding out of his mouth. But he doesn't he seals his wound later. Anyway spider man gets hit really hard etc. Eventually Thanos just teleports himself away to earth.
>Corvus shows up where Vision and SHurri are and tries to remove the stone again. Vision and him fight it out and end up in the forest. Captain america intervenes along with wanda. Eventually Corvus gets stabbed with his own weapon by vision and dies. Vision senses that Thanos is coming via the infinity stone. And tells wanda that she must detach the stone from him and destroy it. Wanda does not want to do but eventually does, shes able to shatter the stone and it creates a huge blast that kills vision as well. Thanos shows up behind her and faces off Captain america which (in the trailer) but quickly over powers him. He's still alive. Thanos isn't phased by Wanda's actions in which he preceeds to use the time gem localized where vision had died and he undid what she had done and restored the gem. He defeats wanda quickly and puts the stone in his glove. Suddenly Thor shows up out of no where and stabs Thanos in the chest with Stormbreaker. Thanos looks like he's seriously hurt but says you should have aim at my head. He snaps his fingers and disappears. Captain america rushes to Thor asking what happened. And Thor was speechless. All of a sudden people started to turn to ash and completely disappear. Bucky walks to captain america and says he doesn't know what's going on and he crumbles into ask and disappears. Black panther as well. In titan, the mantis, drax and peter parker in tonys arms turns to ash and disappear. Dr. strange also turns to ash, also Star Lord disappears as well. Tony is there sobbing on titan (seen in one of the trailers) I might be missing some other people as well. The movie ends with Thanos (fully healed) on another planet. Massive cliff hanger.
No.1292181
>Finally after a dreadfully long set of credits, there's an after credit scene with Nick Fury and Maria Hill. They are somewhere in nyc i think and all of a sudden a car crashes in front of them. When they walk to the car theres no drive. Behind them a helicopter loses control and crashes into a building which a big explosion and people screaming and running away. Maria starts to disappear as Nick fury tries to activate a com, some code red thing. He also begins to disappear and even was about to say shit before he vanishes. The com drops on the floor and you see the Ms Marvel Insignia along with her red and blue colors on the led screen.
>** Sorry before Thanos goes to earth Dr. STrange just gives the time gem to THanos in excahnge of tony's life. **
No.1292187
>the hulk isn't in the movie because thanks kicked his ass
>Despite the hulk himself being stronger than the power stone
>Everyone fucking dies
I'm not invested in these movies, but that's a crock of bullshit.
No.1292189
No.1292193
>>1292189
t. asshurt Marvel shill
No.1292198
>>1292187
Wait, Hulk was in the trailer. Fucking false marketing.
Also everyone will ressurect in the sequel.
No.1292202
>>1292193
>doesn't know what either t. or shill means
the absolute state of /tv/
No.1292205
>The Barely Believable Hulk
No.1292234
>>1292205
>The Incredulous Hulk
No.1292301
>>1292180
>peter parker in tonys arms turns to ash and disappear
damn. the current spidey is so gay that he even has a homoerotic death scene
No.1292309
>>1292189
Get out and spread those spoilers anon, that's how we get fun from Marvel films. Everyone gets to enjoy
No.1292312
>movie ends in a cliffhanger
lol, what a shitshow
No.1292340
>Thanos kicks everyone’s asses
True to the comic book so far.
No.1292346
>>1292309
>spoiler a comic from the 90s
Only a retard doesn’t know the basic plot - Thanos kills everyone but subconsciously fails on purpose.
The original Thanos Quest was better; Thanos was more clever and the ending where Death still doesn’t love him and he stares at the gems sadly was poignant.
No.1292350
>>1292346
Normalfags don't read comics, this is new territory for them
No.1292352
>Doctor Strange gives the time stone to Thanos to save Tony Stark
>fucking with EVERYONE else's life to save a single guy
People will defend this.
No.1292353
>>1292352
Also Strange barely knows who Stark is, they aren't even friends.
No.1292359
>>1292346
>The original Thanos Quest was better; Thanos was more clever and the ending where Death still doesn’t love him and he stares at the gems sadly was poignant.
The impossible romance between Thanos and Death (figuratively and literally) is too kino for capeshit movies.
No.1292365
>>1292359
Which is too bad, because it humanizes Thanos to a great deal and female Death was a cute
No.1292372
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. FORBES ARTICLE DELETED AND AUTHOR FIRED
No.1292380
>>1292372
I hope disney is feeling merciful and doesn't secretly murder him
No.1292381
>>1292352
>People will defend this.
the really sad thing is this kind of retardation is in all sorts of other movies.
>guess i'll give the bad guy this super weapon so he doesn't kill my friend!
>i hope he doesn't decide to kill my friend, me, and hundreds of other people with it!
No.1292382
>>1292372
How long until he kills himself with 5 shots to the head?
No.1292387
>>1292372
Disney is too fucking powerful. This is chilling.
No.1292388
>>1292381
Strange and Tony aren't even friends, making the scene even more retarded. People can't even argue they are in love or something, which is a common thing in these situations.
No.1292391
>>1292388
I didn’t even see it and I get why: Strange saw the only way to defeat Thanos, and my guess is it involved letting Thanos get the gauntlet.
No.1292396
>>1292387
Don't forget that a few days ago a journalist complained that an Avenger's actor treated him like crap and he would reveal who he was… One day later the journalist apologized and said he wouldn't reveal the actor anymore.
No.1292413
>>1292391
Not according to the spoilers. The heroes were trying to take the gauntled off Thanos, Star Lord fucked with everything, Thanos was about to kill Tony and Strange decided to save his life by giving the time stone.
No.1292421
>>1292413
Strange could have seen all that. He said there was only one way to beat Thanos. That might mean a specific sequence of events where Star Lord wigs out.
>hurr hurr why would that matter
Because it’s Fate and timelines and shit.
No.1292422
>>1292158
>newskikes jewing tvkikes
>capeshit anyways
No.1292434
>ant man doesn't appear
not even worth a pirate
No.1292443
>Dr. Strange is resisting evntually peter mentions about the movie aliens so Tony blasts a hole in the wall of ship which sucks ebony out to space and kills him.
dude pop culture reference lmao
No.1292462
>>1292421
Or they could have removed his gauntlet and killed him instead, which they almost did before Star Lord fucked with everything, but for some reason Strange didn't predict that. The reason is that they need a cliffhanger and Avengers 4
Doctor Strange movie had a retarded plot-hole at the end so this isn't surprising.
No.1292527
>>1292372
Huh? Article is still up. No mention of being fired on his Twatter page.
No.1292561
>>1292462
>Or they could have removed his gauntlet and killed him instead
The point of Fate is all the ‘but what about if-‘ questions are assumed to have an answer of ‘No.’. It could be there was no successful way of removing the gauntlet and killing Thanos, no matter how likely it seemed.
There is no Flight Plan that would defeat the Master Plan.
No.1292579
>>1292561
Can't they just blow his head off with a shotgun?
No.1292580
>>1292527
>>1292372
OOOHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
No.1292595
>>1292580
Ok now it's 404'ing, but it was working when I made that post.
No.1292601
No.1292607
>>1292601
>404
Holy shit they're purging the link after I click it. Maybe just access it through Google News: search "forbes curtis silver".
There's also an archive link on /co/
No.1292618
No.1292621
Whats the shitty site everyone goes too to spoil shitty movies?
No.1292628
>>1292621
<shitty site everyone goes too to spoil shitty movies
You're on it.
No.1292633
>>1292618
Normies triggered on twitter as well, THE MOUSE IS GONNA MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS.
https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/988912522173538309
No.1292635
>>1292633
Go to YouTube and search Forbes Infinity War, then restrict it to last 12 hours.
They're going fucking mental and calling Forbes a bunch of shitty journalists for actually calling out how shit the plot it.
No.1292655
>>1292635
Holy shit anon, you're not kidding
FORBES IN SUICIDE WATCH, THE MOUSE IS GONNA DESTROY THEM
No.1292659
>>1292638
>While this is indeed a Breaking Dawn part I for what is kinda-sorta the end of the current MCU, do not expect the emphasis on character and the grim emotional pathos that made Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow part I the best film in that franchise.
Harry Potter confirmed to being better than the MCU.
No.1292662
>>1292659
>Right from the start, even as Thanos is introduced doing horrible violence to beloved franchise characters, the jokes keep-a-coming and almost never stop. I'm not one to complain about MCU's reliance on humor, even though of late it's been used in a way that deflates the drama and guards against sincerity, but this is different.
>The good news is that much of it is quite funny, as I missed dialogue here and there due to earned audience guffaws. However, the non-stop quips and attempts at humor occur on the regular even when serious circumstances are unfolding. It was a minor issue in Thor: Ragnarok, but it's near-fatal here. Sure, the MCU movies all have humor, but imagine if characters were cracking wise during Peggy's funeral in Civil War or as the team was mourning the death of Agent Coulson in The Avengers and you'll have an idea of how it plays here.
Kek
No.1292665
>>1292655
How pathetic do you have to be that spoilers ruin a superhero movie for you
No.1292668
>>1292655
>half the article dedicated to warning there are spoilers and that you shouldn't read them if you care about the movie
>numales without enough self control to close the tab get mad
lol. Does this have the butthurt potential /v/ managed to generate with its Fallout 4 spoilers?
No.1292673
>>1292668
Film is out in Australia today, but the first showings aren't for another hour and 20 minutes from this post.
If you spread it around on Facebook and Twitter under Australian hashtags like #AusPol or trending tags in Australia, you should spoila bunch of faggots.
Also try the Australia reddit page, or the ones for other states/cities.
No.1292675
>>1292668
only If theres enough time to spread this info everywhere before the movie drops.
No.1292678
>>1292675
Spam it on Reddit right now. Just everywhere on their top 10 boards constantly.
Make Twitter accounts and quickly spam it using those popular things like MeToo, Trump, America etc.
No.1292747
>>1292700
>>1292738
Where's the leak from?
No.1292748
>>1292621
omegle. post screencaps
No.1292750
No.1292752
>>1292738
*teleports behind you*
Who the fuck writes these movies?
No.1292755
No.1292769
>>1292760
Back to niggerchan, this is a shitposting board.
No.1292774
>>1292352
>not just using the TIME stone to reverse TIME and STOP thanos
wew lad
No.1292783
>>1292774
Wasn't the being that Strange beat on his movie way more powerful than Thanos? Why would he be a problem for him?
No.1292795
>>1292774
>>1292783
You're talking about the Russo brothers, the guys who forget that Scarlet Witch can manipulate minds.
No.1292798
>>1292783
Because diversity hire writers and (((our fellow whites))) are literally too stupid to write fucking cartoon comic book plots
It's fucking hilarious how these movies always have these glaring continuity flaws and plot holes, it literally takes less than an hour to think of a "tight", relatively great story with no flaws probably because everything else is so shitty
No.1292818
>>1292813
>lower than an 85 from professional critics
holy shit! did disney forget to write some checks? is this some convoluted publicity stunt?
No.1292822
>>1292818
They did hype up the women casting
No.1292829
>>1292818
75 is the normal score for super-heroes movies, Thor Ragnarok and Wonder Woman had these scores.
69 is a bit underwhelming, especially for what was supposed to be the biggest super-hero movie ever made.
No.1292840
>>1292818
It was DC all along.
No.1292847
>>1292700
>Movie getting panned
>people mad
<Ends with a tease for Captain Marvel
<SJW hero Capt. Marvel will save everyone in time for the next avengers film next year.
,eh
No.1292853
>>1292847
strynk woman saves the universe.
No.1292859
>>1292813
This film was always going to be a flop. Normalfags were hyping this thing so much that if it didn't come with a free blowjob they would be disappointed.
No.1292887
Anyone who gives a shit about any superhero movie's plot, especially this, deserves to have it spoiled for them. I hope people yell the spoilers at crowds of soyboy virgins Snape kills Dumbledore style.
No.1292924
So, it's like the ending to X-Men 3?
No.1292950
>>1292924
I actually like X-Men 3, and both Wolverine films as well. However, everything beginning with First Class (Except for The Wolverine, and Deadpool because I haven't seen that) hasn't been enjoyable for me.
Also, just found this:
>Disney CEO Confirms X-Men & Fantastic Four Will Join MCU
https://archive.fo/W8BPN
https://screenrant.com/disney-ceo-x-men-fantastic-four-mcu/
No.1292977
>/tv/ just hates it because is not high quality, high IQ Anime with good waifus (2D(2D means anime in Japanese))
No.1292986
>>1292977
Only normal fags watch modern moeshit, fuck off weeb.
No.1292993
>>1292986
But I am anti-weeb?
No.1293026
>>1292993
Ha, I tricked you, fuck off goon.
No.1293029
>>1292950
>Disney CEO Confirms X-Men & Fantastic Four Will Join MCU
Fuck, we will never see the X-23 loli solo movie.
No.1293031
>>1292187
>jewish capeshit movies
>not a crock of bullshit
Choose one.
No.1293036
>>1293029
>wanting that
>not realizing how badly it would turn out
I pity you.
No.1293048
>>1293036
>implying you wouldn't love watching Loliverine for 2 hours in a R-rated movie
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No.1293076
>>1293029
>>1293048
lolitards get out.
No.1293088
>>1293076
>being a normalfag
No.1293091
>>1293088
>being a lolitard
No.1293095
>>1293091
Enjoy your roasties.
No.1293110
>>1292813
>>1292818
I bet the critics don't want Avengers to surpass Black Panther.
No.1293112
>>1293048
Anon, it would suck. You have to know it would suck.
But then, you're a pedophile, so maybe not.
Anyway, yeah, nah m8, fuck modern media with a female protag, especially a young one. Its just asking for an awful feminist scree created by some kikes and directed by some kike and produced by some kike, any/all of whom will end up raping the poor lil mudkip or making her watch them beat off onto a cactus or something.
No.1293125
>>1293095
Totally comparable to wanting some dumb little shit acting like a badass for 2 hours and actually enjoying it.
No.1293135
>>1293110
Thats quite literally what's happening.
Marvel likely destroyed their franchise shit through trying to be political, because now any commentary on any Marvel flick has to be given in comparison to Black Panther, which must always win.
What a surprise.
No.1293151
>>1293112
I just want to see a badass loli.
No.1293206
>>1293151
Then have a daughter and make one.
And don't fucking rape her you sick bastard.
No.1293239
>>1293206
I would wait until she's 14 to have consensual sex with her.
No.1293257
>>1293125
<Totally comparable to wanting some dumb little shit acting like a badass for 2 hours and actually enjoying it.
>
No.1293272
>>1293257
Sloppy and slow.
No.1293461
>>1292158
>I can't go to movie theaters, because I fear being surrounded by people
>here are the spoilers, DO NOT READ THEM!
>I'm warning you!
>I'm an agent of chaos, but also too afraid to go out into the public
Good Lord, what kind of a faggot is this guy?
No.1293470
>>1292158
Star-Lord beats up Iron Man
How?
No.1293477
No.1293485
>>1292178
>10 feet tall dwarf
No.1293489
>>1293467
You think she could beat ronda rousey?
No.1293498
>>1293489
Who knows what lg's are capable of. They're vicious.
No.1293520
>>1292668
Have none of them read the comic or at least looked it up on Wikipedia? It's pretty fucking old.
>it's half a movie
That was obvious when part was announced alongside part 1. I still find this outrage funny as the plotline was obvious from the start. It's not like Thanos is going to fail at getting the infinity gauntlet, because part 2 needs to wrap this all up. Killing off the old cast lets them start up a new series of heroes as well.
>>1292700
>current captain marvel Carol
She was better as miss marvel.
>>1292813
That's normal for these movies. BP was put on a pedestal by faggots and sjws.
No.1293525
>>1292350
when will the normalfags hop offf????
No.1293526
>>1293525
From the top of a building?
No.1293530
>>1292747
disney ceos nephew
No.1293828
>>1293520
>Have none of them read the comic or at least looked it up on Wikipedia?
These are the same people that think Solo will have the first female droid of Star Wars, anon.
No.1293953
>>1293485
>not being at least 100 feet tall
When will you ever learn?
No.1298059
>>1298030
She looks better in this game than in the MCU.
No.1298094
>>1292381
>>1292352
Dr. Strange saw the future. It can be assumed the 1 future where they win is one where Tony Stark isn't killed just then.
No.1298099
>>1298059
She's white in the game.
No.1298127
>>1298094
I think you're absolutely right. It was made perfectly clear in the beginning of the movie that Doctor Strange would never give up the time stone due to sentimental reasons. When this is what appears to happen later, when the time stone is given in exchange for Stark, it is an indication that this is part of the specific sequence of events leading to the defeat of Thanos that Doctor Strange saw. To be frank, only a fucking brainlet would think otherwise and then go on to complain that the choice was irrational.
No.1298138
>>1298127
Correction, only a brainlet would give a fuck about capecuckery and argue about this trash on the internet. I'm gonna laugh my ass off you are one of those faggots that has a college education.
No.1298165
Tangentially on-topic, but is there anything similar to early Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1st-2nd seasons)?
No.1298219
>>1298127
You're being too naive, the MCU is filled with plot-holes and continuity errors. Doctor Strange has a retarded plot-hole in the end, Civil War is filled with questionable writing, the whole conflict in Black Panther happened because Wakanda's government is ruled by stupid people.
>When this is what appears to happen later, when the time stone is given in exchange for Stark, it is an indication that this is part of the specific sequence of events leading to the defeat of Thanos that Doctor Strange saw.
In the movie they almost killed Thanos TWICE. Until there's someone stronger behind Thanos, it's just lazy writing.
No.1302657
>>1292158
So is Disney killing off all the characters so they can be replaced by noggers?
No.1303053
basically avengers 4. power levels are fucked rn, but whatever. they're gonna ruin modern pop cinema and multiverse the fuck out of the mcu to add characters until they stop makin money
No.1303091
I didn't think they'd actually have the balls to have an ending like that, but they went too far, it's way too obvious they're all going to be brought back
No.1303194
>>1292187
>Everyone fucking dies
I think in the comics and the arcade game Thanos kills all the capeshits except Spoderman. Then IIRC Spoderman kills Thanos in a spodie-dodie way and somehow all the dead capeshits are resurrected.
Hulk might be more powerful that *just* the power stone, but when Thanos has the completed Infinity Gauntlet, again IIRC from old ass comics and games, he becomes equal in power to Death.
Also I'm fairly certain the reason Thanos doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone is a) because he's smarter and more powerful than almost everyone, and b) he's deeply in love with Death and requires the full power of the Infinity Gauntlet:
simply to enter the Heart of the Universe to be with his beloved Death
I pulled that out of my ass and it's like ~15-20+ year old shit I read / played. How close is the Hollyjew shit to that?
No.1303219
>>1303194
They completely rewrote thanos' motivation and backstory, now he's assmad his species fucked themselves to death and wants to fix the universe via population control
And everyone doesn't die, just about half, and spidey is one of them
No.1303239
>>1303219
Gay, but not surprising they would castrate probably the coolest super villain they ever created.
I won't be surprised when WeWuzkandaz is the reason the capeshits win.
No.1303254
>>1303239
He's the focus of the movie and probably the best villain the MCU's had next to birdman
The dindu muffins don't really do anything, they just provide the setting for half of the final battle, and plenty of faceless soldiers to make the battle more of a "war"
And they don't
No.1303280
>>1302657
So they call their next cinematic crossover THE INFINITY BLACKENING
No.1303333
>>1302657
how did you know t. disney
No.1303334
No.1304069
(((ALL CAPESHIT IS TRASH)))
No.1304077
>>1304069
Raimi's movies were capekino.
No.1304082
>>1304077
(((Back to reddit)))
No.1306341
Why doesn't Vision just fly away from Thanos? Can Thanos fly?
No.1306808
No.1316674
>>1292158
Wait until Av:IW Part 2 to come out or see an unfinished movie.
Rip-off.
No.1316706
Why didn't Dr. Strange just do the same thing he did in his movie and savescum until they beat Thanos?
No.1317218
>>1316706
I think giving Thanos the gems was that one in whatever-million chance they had of winning. I don't think Thanos was the type to give up like Dormammu too. He seemed rather dedicated to his cause, so I'm sure Strange would have been stuck with him for an eternity.
>>1306341
He couldn't fly away, because he kept getting stabbed through the chest throughout the entire movie and that spear kept messing with his powers to control his density. The best he could do was leap and it's not like it would have mattered much. Thanos had the reality gem at that point and could just bring Vision right back to him whenever he wanted. Thanos didn't even have to beat down each of the Avengers to get the mind gem too. He could have easily messed with their reality and taken it without doing much himself. He obviously wanted to beat them all down just like when he had fun boxing with the Hulk near the beginning of the movie.
>>1316674
>unfinished
It flows well enough given how often the scenes change. Giving the viewers enough time to adjust was helpful as well. Unfortunately, the Wakanda fight was still a bit of a mess. It's hard to tell what's going on because the enemies are so numerous that they easily blend in with one another.
>>1303091
It was a nice ending given that most of the heroes are dead. Thanos gets to happily retire and relax on a peaceful planet. If you wanted to, you could end the MCU right there.
>>1302657
I doubt it. Sony still has Miles, so he isn't coming to the MCU anytime soon. Spiderman is also insanely popular, so Disney would have to be retarded to retire him after Homecoming. The Guardians are also insanely popular, so they're coming back. They'll eventually bring back Black Panther as well. Bucky may or may not return. It depends if he gets set up to replace Cap. Oh Lord…I hope they don't try and replace Iron Man with that black little girl or Banner with Cho. I suppose they could bring in Spider Gwen with Peter dead. Ant Man is still alive. Strange is dead, but I don't think he has a movie coming out before Avengers 4.
I think a lot of things are going to depend on what they do with Captain Marvel. If her movie somehow bombs, then she's going to get pushed to the side a bit like Pym. I just hope she isn't an unlikable cunt like her comic counterpart. At the very least, Carol has her old hairstyle back rather than the dyke one. They still need to bring in Adam Warlock too. Sentry would be a good foil to Captain Marvel. He can barely control his powers and he could nuke the planet at any time.