/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>383525

Be careful what you wish for. Getting entangled with "gamer girls" is asking for trouble and disruption of your gaming group. Don't shit where you eat.

>>383525

>Be me

You have to go back.

>>383525

>dressing as a furry to get laid

C E A S E

>>383525

Fucking heretic.

>>383526

>Anyone here ever played with a girl and had the game turn out alright?

Probably, but most likely because nobody considered them as females. May be someone older sister.

>>383525

You won't get laid, brah. You will likely be stuck listening to the fag hags drone on about their gay porn fanfics and wish for you to reenact them in cosplay.

Also, why the fuck are you going to conventions in the first place? They are filled with the most cancerous excuses for people and normalfags.

Female otaku unless they are good doujin/manga artists are always insufferable.

don't date gamer girls anon.

don't do it.

>>383526

>Anyone here ever played with a girl and had the game turn out alright?

Yes but I certainly wouldn't want to go into more detail in this turbocancer thread.

>>383525

Anon, it's not going to work.

Here's an accurate representation of every single game with females that weren't the wives of a guy that was also at the table:

>Some danger threatens the females character

>She starts showing signs of agitation

>Half the table immediately throws their chars between the danger and the female's char. This includes backline squishies.

>The other half complains to the GM that he's too mean

>Either the GM gives in and everything goes to shit because he never again subjects the group to actual peril or he doesn't give in and everything goes to shit as the entire group starts to whiteknight harder with every passing minute

>I want to bed a desperate female otaku

You do not. They're significantly more autistic and bad at hygiene than the males, or they wouldn't be desperate to start with.

I hope this is a joke thread, because otherwise it's too sad.

>>383525

Don't do anything for a girl you wouldn't do normally anyway. Women can smell desperation. Haida's fangirls are retarded. These are the same dumb whores who shriek at the word "friendzone" and then fangirl about the same fucking orbiter character. I'm not going to pretend I'm some big dick playa, but your odds are way better just treating them like any average person. Don't do that retarded "negging" PUA shit. Don't back down from personal opinions that clash. Make your intentions clear. Be yourself is retarded dating advice, but it's kind of true. If you orbit, you become an accessory. A disposable one.

Also cons are fucking horrible. They're "standing in line" simulators where maybe you can make 5 second small talk with asshole celebrities.

Also also, gamer girls I've met are completely thots. They're the kind of girls who bitch about cheerleaders being whores...while being whores.

>>383552

>because otherwise it's too sad.

Too sad or too real?

Cancer thread but I'll bite

>>383560 is right, it's a lesson you have to learn the hard way, which I'm ashamed to admit is how I learned it. When you indulge a female fantasy, as soon as you give the slightest hint of breaking it it's over, and it never ends easily or well

My only positive experiences with grills in games was either with ultradyke to boys or the one time my friend dragged his wife into a game. Don't shit where you eat. don't even encourage the possibility

Sage for cancer

>>383526

>Anyone here ever played with a girl and had the game turn out alright?

Yes, but they were lesbians (butch subtype) who cared about 40k more than most neckbeards, and verbally castrated the poor idiot who tried to hit on one of them.

>>383525

I genuinely wondered if I'd typed the url in wrong, but no, I'm on 8chan. What >>383545 says is true; a woman is incapable of distinguishing between a monster attacking her character and a direct insult by the GM because the way women communicate is inherently dishonest and obfuscated. Assuming she can actually play the game/remember the rules (she can't and won't), she'll derail all otherwise productive conversation and be as much of an attention whore as possible.

The book Self-Made Man is a good read if you want to know what women think like, although it's not quite as in-depth as it could be.

Someone post the harem-kun archives. They're better than anything else this thread will produce.

>>383564

>Hitting on butch lesbians

Please tell me they were at least attractive. It's the crew-cut/work boot lesbians you might as well be hitting on a guy.

>>383525

>>Be me

Who the fuck else would you be, get out.

>>383526

Yeah actually. She played librarian barbarian who was actually a pretty character.

The dude was a play on the angry librarian thing where they just appear to hush you (Male character, player still a girl as far as I know) and somehow managed to make multiclassing a wizard and barbarian work out. Made great use of silence spells and ended up being a hilarious wizard killer since you just see the nerd run up with like a 70ft move speed, cast silence and spend the next minute raging and beating a wizard with their own spellbook with some great flavortext.

Sort of wish I invited her to my own game, last I heard she was playing a radical drug dealing grandma in some kind of cyberpunk game. Supposedly one with a quad shotgun walker.

>>383526

>Anyone here ever played with a girl and had the game turn out alright?

Sort of.

I have often run into misery because non-geek girls can convince me that they are genuine geek girls. But in fact genuine geek girls do exist and they are cool. You can run a game for genuine geek girls, you can date genuine geek girls. But you will encounter only misery if a fake geek girl deceives you and takes advantage of your trust.

Basically, dealing with humans is tricky because 99% of humans are smart enough to lie on various levels and you don't have infinite time to figure out their lies.

>>383526

>Anyone here ever played with a girl and had the game turn out alright?

Kinda. In one group, the girlfriends of two players sometimes join. Neither of them does much but the group but at least one of them is actually interested in the game not very surprising, sine she's the one of the two that actually reads the rules and was interested in RPGs before they started dating.

There's also a girl in the second group I play with and she's pretty alright, she's more into the action than deep roleplay though.

>be on long term job with limited internet or any other form of entertainment

>manage to start 3.5 game with mostly normalfags

>their boredom opens their minds

>run game pretty linear with constant action

>pretty fun getting to unlock everyone's inner nerd

then...

>female gets word

>wants to play

>cant into male berthing/sleeping quarters

>we have to move to public eating area

>mood changes immediately

>no more voices, yelling, or shamless nerd laughter

>everyone adopts this "hah nah im not taking this nerd shit seriously" persona for sake of chick and onlookers

>only lasts 3 more sessions

>>383582

This is why you play with a fraternity, bro.

>>383585

Why does anchors even do?

>>383591

>Why does anchors even do

I can't decipher the meaning of that sentence, it seems completely without of context.

>>383596

Someone is commenting about how this thread has been anchored yet you still post in it. Obviously he thinks anchors is the same as a locked thread which it isn't.

The fuck is all this actually great advice.

/tg/, you surprise me once again.

>>383525

Want some platinum advice? Don't date good players or GMs.

>>383591

"Anchor" or more correctly termed bump-locked, prevents the thread from being bumped to the head of the catalog after a post is made in it. It ensures that people can still post in it, but it is guaranteed to die quicker as more topics are created.

>>383563

>When you indulge a female fantasy, as soon as you give the slightest hint of breaking it it's over, and it never ends easily or well

Thanks for putting this into words. Everything that happened makes so much more sense now.

>>383613

>OP is obsessed with a mid-20's cartoon animal

>/tg/ grapples the troll and gives real advice

>OP is probably miffed that we didn't talk about his husbando

Sometimes this place ain't so bad

>>383585

Don't be so sentimental. Things die all the time.

>>383644

>Don't be so sentimental. Things die all the time

If it was only that easy. In that moment she became symbolic of the ideal of tabletop gaming dying.