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 No.53624

testing text

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a >single man in possession of a good fortune, >must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views >of such a man may be on his first entering a >neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in >the minds of the surrounding families, that >he is considered the rightful property of >some one or other of their daughters.

>“My dear Mr. Bennet,” said his lady to him >one day, “have you heard that Netherfield >Park is let at last?”

>Mr. Bennet replied that he had not.

>But it is,” returned she; “for Mrs. Long has >just been here, and she told me all about it.”

>Mr. Bennet made no answer.

>Do you not want to know who has taken it?” >cried his wife impatiently.

>You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.”

>This was invitation enough.

>Why, my dear, you must know, Mrs. Long >says that Netherfield is taken by a young

>man of large fortune from the north of >England; that he came down on Monday in >a chaise and four to see the place, and was >so much delighted with it, that he agreed >with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to >take possession before Michaelmas, and >some of his servants are to be in the house by the end of next week.”

 No.53625

**>“Is that his design in settling here?”

>“Design! Nonsense, how can you talk so! But >it is very likely that he may fall in love with >one of them, and therefore you must visit him >as soon as he comes.”

>I see no occasion for that. You and the girls >may go, or you may send them by >themselves, which perhaps will be still better, >for as you are as handsome as any of them, >Mr. Bingley may like you the best of the >party.”

>My dear, you flatter me. I certainly have had >my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be >anything extraordinary now. When a woman >has five grown-up daughters, she ought to >give over thinking of her own beauty.”

>In such cases, a woman has not often much >beauty to think of.”

>But, my dear, you must indeed go and see >Mr. Bingley when he comes into the >neighbourhood.”

>It is more than I engage for, I assure you.”

>But consider your daughters. Only think >whatan establishment it would be for one of >them. Sir William and Lady Lucas ar**


 No.53626

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 No.53627

>man of large fortune from the north of >England; that he came down on Monday in >a chaise and four to see the place, and was >so much delighted with it, that he agreed >with Mr. Morris immediately; that he is to >take possession before Michaelmas, and >some of his servants are to be in the house by the end of next week.”


 No.53628

>“Design! Nonsense, how can you talk so! But >it is very likely that he may fall in love with >one of them, and therefore you must visit him >as soon as he comes.”

**>I see no occasion for that. You and the girls >may go, or you may send them by

***>themselves, which perhaps will be still better, >for as you are as handsome as any of them, >Mr. Bingley may like you the best of the >party.”

>My dear, you flatter me. I certainly have had >my share of beauty, but I do not pretend to be >anything extraordinary now. When a woman >has five grown-up daughters, she ought to >give over thinking of her own beauty.”

>In such cases, a woman has not often much >beauty to think of.”

>But, my dear, you must indeed go and see >Mr. Bingley when he comes into the >neighbourhood.”

>It is more than I engage for, I assure you.”

>But consider your daughters. Only think >whatan establishment it would be for one of >them. Sir William and Lady Lucas ar**


 No.53629

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

>It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

>However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds >the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.


 No.53631

be 13

>last class of the day is tech ed

>90% percent of the class is just fucking around on computers

>unfortunately the tard lair was the auditorium so they had to come here when drama class had to practice

>tard named nick is leader of the pack

>does what ever we tell him

>tell him to go around and kiss everybody

>tard wrangler flips out cause of this

>demands I be suspended

>tech ed teacher says he will deal with me

>tard wrangler leads the pack out

>tech ed teacher turns to me

>ohshitohshitohshit.jpg

>starts laughing

>wat

>tells me not to do it again and that he has a better way

>next day

>tards walk in and go to the computers

>teacher calls me over

>shows me the new software that allows him to see,control,and lock computers manually from his computer.

>points to tard leader

>tard leader is on disney.com

>teacher closes all his tabs

>tard rages

>repeat 3 times

>tard finally loses his shit and smashes the computer before throwing a desk

>teacher makes them leave never to return again

>mfw

>be 8

>having fun with all the other kids in my neighborhood

>decide to have a water balloon fight

>mom sees how much fun were having

>decides she should call the neighborhood tards to come over

>both are autistic as fuck and one is protective over water and the other is fucking scared of everything and hates getting wet

>see them approach

>ohgodwhy.jpg

>mom makes us let them join in

>tard 1 hordes all the water balloons while mumbling to himself while tard 2 hides by the retaining wall

>I devise an evil plan

>tell tard 1 his tard brother was using all the water

>tard 1 rages and starts to pelt tard 2 with water balloons

>tard 2 lets out the screech that forces tard 1 to drop his ammunition

>tard 1 (realizing the water he wasted) falls to the ground and starts crying

**>tard 2 is still in rage

>while this happened got a party balloon and filled it up with water

>stood on the retaining wall above tard 2

>bombsaway.jpg

>tard 2 flips shit

>literally he screamed so hard he shit himself

>tard 1 sees the water

>both are coming at me

>both start pummeling me

>cops are called

>tards are taken away

>cops ask what happened

>mfw all my friends say they rage for no reason

>mfw I still don't get in trouble


 No.53640

>test

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 No.53706

>>>/test/

>>>/test/

>>>/test/

>>>/test/


 No.53707

>>53629

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