Nothing is perfect. If you are not tech savvy enough to setup your own vps paid for with crypto you can use Tor over a VPN. That way the vpn provider doesn’t know what your traffic is, other than the fact that you are using the Tor network.
A real simple way to do it is with a hardware vpn router that runs Tor , then all of your traffic goes over the tunnel instead of just what’s in the Tor browser when you run it as software on your computer.
Use a UDP vpn connection, because a tcp based vpn is retarded slow (doubles your bandwidth usage)
There are several companies that make hardware vpn routers, some of them also run Tor.
This is what it looks like:
Your computer ---> hardware router—> Tor —> Vpn —-> Internet
Or if you are not lazy you can build your own with a raspberry pi.
Like wearing two condoms. There are lots of companies out there that sell them. I got one from a company called anonabox because they accept crypto and have pia. Pic unrelated.