>>961525
This is baloney, I'll tell you OP how I became one of the greatest programmers known to man
>Be walking in Central park in a beautiful summer night
>Come upon a castle in the middle of it, it was calling to me
>I approach the castle and an old man stops me
>He says beware of what ye wish my brother
>I shrug him off because old men don't know anything
>As I'm walking up to the third floor realize it was actually Alan Turing
>I get up to the third floor and I see a little bottle on the floor
>I drink it and ever since then I've been the best programmer in the world>>961525