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▶lets make a website Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 00:24:30 No.948766[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

lets make a website

ill put together the results when i think that the thread is done

<html>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 00:25:55 No.948767>>948768

</html>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 00:26:50 No.948768>>948794

>>948767

hilariously this doesnt do anything since we dont care about web standards

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 01:24:53 No.948794

>>948768

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 01:50:09 No.948802

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 02:09:11 No.948812>>949133

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 08:42:29 No.948871

<head><title>OP is a faggot</title></head>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 09:19:47 No.948877

I don't write html/javashit, but be sure that it needs at least React, Node, ember, Angular, Vue and Dojo frameworks pulled in from 3rd party sites.

Lets make in enterprise quality.

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 09:44:17 No.948883

<h2>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?</h2>

<p>

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

</p>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 09:54:22 No.948885>>948892

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 10:18:24 No.948892>>950838

>>948885

Sorry no communists allowed.

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 18:46:26 No.949107>>949133

var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];

if (d.getElementById(id)) return;

js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;

js.src = 'https://connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v3.1';

fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);

}(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));</script>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 19:15:24 No.949133

>>949107

>>948812

We're well on our way to a modern and functional website. Much applause to these anons for their knowledge of best web development practices in the current year!

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 19:26:17 No.949139>>949152

wheres the custom cursor and snow flakes falling from the sky?

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 19:28:49 No.949141

</marquee>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 19:31:38 No.949142

File (hide): 6e8134863913b91⋯.mp4 (4.27 MB, 450x338, 225:169, tmp_13609-Robocop.mp3 exte….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Here's my version.


<html>
This is the motherfucking website.
</html>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 19:36:09 No.949144

<h1>Fagioli, Fagioli, Give Me The Ravioli</h1>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 19:46:51 No.949152>>949648 >>949657

>>949139

Guys, guess what I just found on the Internet? I love how pretty this effect is and I think it will boost the website presentation tenfold! I copy/pasted the first result I got in Google. I'm not sure what that HTML5 thingy is, but I'm sure it'll turn out just great!


<style>
#snowflakeContainer {
    position: absolute;
    left: 0px;
    top: 0px;
}
.snowflake {
    padding-left: 15px;
    font-family: Cambria, Georgia, serif;
    font-size: 14px;
    line-height: 24px;
    position: fixed;
    color: #FFFFFF;
    user-select: none;
    z-index: 1000;
}
.snowflake:hover {
    cursor: default;
}
</style>
<script src="//www.kirupa.com/js/fallingsnow_v6.js"></script>
<script src="//www.kirupa.com/js/prefixfree.min.js"></script>
<div id="snowflakeContainer">
    <p class="snowflake">*</p>
</div>
<div id="content">

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 19:54:13 No.949160>>949165 >>949167 >>949335 >>949648 >>950838

Now an actual website: https://8tech.neocities.org

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:02:41 No.949165

File (hide): 22f75d5ec792b03⋯.gif (498.97 KB, 499x214, 499:214, perfect.gif) (h) (u)

>>949160

Fucking hell, this is beautiful!

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:03:40 No.949167>>949173 >>951147

>>949160

Any reason for using neocities?

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:11:03 No.949173

>>949167

Isn't Neocities where you dump shitty Geocities parodies?

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:20:47 No.949178

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:22:31 No.949179>>949203

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:39:13 No.949203>>949211 >>949215

>>949179

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:48:24 No.949211

>>949203

Ftfy

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 20:50:09 No.949215

>>949203

<SCRIPT LANGUAGE=VBSCRIPT>
ON ERROR RESUME NEXT

MSGBOX "doubleplusnigger"
</SCRIPT>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 21:24:51 No.949274


<iframe src="http://8chan.on.nimp.org>
tfw you don't support iframes
</iframe>

▶Anonymous 07/30/18 (Mon) 21:55:36 No.949335

Top quality website.

>>949160

Is there anything actually wrong with neocities? It seems pretty comfy.

▶Anonymous 07/31/18 (Tue) 07:30:25 No.949648

>>949152

Why don't I see falling snow :(

>>949160

It's beautiful otherwise

▶Anonymous 07/31/18 (Tue) 08:03:11 No.949657

>>949152

No one uses CSS anymore, all layouts are done with Tables and inline styles. Get with the times gramps.

▶Anonymous 08/03/18 (Fri) 07:54:42 No.950792


<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://stackpath.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/4.1.3/css/bootstrap.min.css" integrity="sha384-MCw98/SFnGE8fJT3GXwEOngsV7Zt27NXFoaoApmYm81iuXoPkFOJwJ8ERdknLPMO" crossorigin="anonymous">
<script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.3.1.slim.min.js" integrity="sha384-q8i/X+965DzO0rT7abK41JStQIAqVgRVzpbzo5smXKp4YfRvH+8abtTE1Pi6jizo" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/popper.js/1.14.3/umd/popper.min.js" integrity="sha384-ZMP7rVo3mIykV+2+9J3UJ46jBk0WLaUAdn689aCwoqbBJiSnjAK/l8WvCWPIPm49" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<script src="https://stackpath.bootstrapcdn.com/bootstrap/4.1.3/js/bootstrap.min.js" integrity="sha384-ChfqqxuZUCnJSK3+MXmPNIyE6ZbWh2IMqE241rYiqJxyMiZ6OW/JmZQ5stwEULTy" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/materialize/1.0.0-rc.2/css/materialize.min.css">
<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/materialize/1.0.0-rc.2/js/materialize.min.js"></script>
<script src="https://unpkg.com/react@16/umd/react.production.min.js" crossorigin></script>
<script src="https://unpkg.com/react-dom@16/umd/react-dom.production.min.js" crossorigin></script>
<script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.1.min.js" integrity="sha256-hVVnYaiADRTO2PzUGmuLJr8BLUSjGIZsDYGmIJLv2b8=" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/semantic-ui@2.3.3/dist/semantic.min.css">
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/semantic-ui@2.3.3/dist/semantic.min.js"></script>
<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.2.4/jquery.min.js"></script> 
<script src="https://ajax.aspnetcdn.com/ajax/jQuery/jquery-3.1.0.js"></script>
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/ractive"></script> 
<script src="//cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/omniscient/4.1.1/omniscient.js"></script>
<script src="//cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/omniscient/4.1.1/omniscient.min.js"></script>
<script src="https://cdnjs.com/libraries/mobx"></script>
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/handlebars@4.0.11/lib/index.js" integrity="sha256-GKR/AuiZ0Kv3NXs9FmqBkcUv4kLOi83/QNBiNB9MBCg=" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.w3schools.com/w3css/4/w3.css"> 
<link rel="stylesheet" href="//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/highlightjs/cdn-release@9.12.0/build/styles/default.min.css">
<script src="//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/highlightjs/cdn-release@9.12.0/build/highlight.min.js"></script>
<script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/vue/dist/vue.js"></script>

▶Anonymous 08/03/18 (Fri) 13:16:11 No.950838>>950846

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>>948892

>communists

I don't get it.

>>949160

The music, lain and the memes are surprisingly comfy.

▶Anonymous 08/03/18 (Fri) 13:49:05 No.950846>>950847

>>950838

Open source collaboration is marxism, nigger. Are you some kinda commie kike?

▶Anonymous 08/03/18 (Fri) 13:58:04 No.950847

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>>950846

>Open source collaboration is (((marxism)))

I still don't get how that relates to my original post.

▶Anonymous 08/04/18 (Sat) 14:00:58 No.951147

>>949167

neocities is non-web as you can't register over tor. i had better luck with fc2 and even github

http://golang.web.fc2.com

▶Anonymous 08/04/18 (Sat) 20:39:56 No.951259

[angusnicneven.com but with anti jew propaganda]

▶Anonymous 08/05/18 (Sun) 00:35:13 No.951351


ReactDOM.render(
  React.createElement("h1",null,"Kill yourself"),
  document.getElementById('root')
);

▶Anonymous 08/05/18 (Sun) 01:05:22 No.951367

[code]

</script>

(function remap(el) {

if (el.childElementCount && el.children[0] !== undefined) {

// el.id = "root"

for(let i=0;i<el.childElementCount;i++) {

remap(el.children[i])

// el.text("LOL")

console.log(el.children[i].append("KILL YOURSELF"))

}

}(document.children[0]))

▶Anonymous 08/05/18 (Sun) 22:59:11 No.951762>>951918

rm -rf /*

just kidding

you can only use that in root anyway

▶Anonymous 08/06/18 (Mon) 11:46:05 No.951918

>>951762

>rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Ftfy Noob

▶Anonymous 08/08/18 (Wed) 03:40:23 No.952731

<pullinoutmypenis.gif>

▶Anonymous 08/08/18 (Wed) 16:31:09 No.953002

.gaynigger {

width: 2000px;

height: 2000px;

-webkit-animation: FAGGOT 0.1s infinite;

-moz-animation: FAGGOT 0.1s infinite;

-o-animation: FAGGOT 0.1s infinite;

animation: FAGGOT 0.1s infinite;

}

@-webkit-keyframes FAGGOT {

0%, 49% {

background-color: rgb(117, 209, 63);

border: 3px solid #e50000;

}

50%, 100% {

background-color: #e50000;

border: 3px solid rgb(117, 209, 63);

}

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