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GET DOWN, FUCKO!!! SQUAD, GET THE EQUIPMENT
What happens when your door gets kicked in? Do they bring some metal detector or some other shit and turn the house upside down in search of storage media?
Any links where I could learn about shit related?
Also, what happened to /fucko/ threads?
▶ No.939893>>939897 >>940004
>>939873 (OP)
It depends on how high value you are and how sure they are that you have evidence somewhere in the house. If they're sure enough and you're important enough to them, they will literally disassemble your house from the inside out and roam every inch of land for miles around your house until they get you.
▶ No.939897>>939912 >>939921 >>939992 >>940005
>>939893
lets take a situation like this:
>smoke crack and decide to become gary mckinnon2.0
>look for alien proof,or some other top secret shit
>pwn some military network
>download shit and put it on storage media like microsd cards in hopes of hiding it
>fuckos on the way
wat do
▶ No.939901>>939904
Keep all vital data in a microSD card superglued to your taint. Grow a forest of ass hair to obscure it.
▶ No.939904>>939915
>>939901
how do i use said microSD when its superglued?
▶ No.939912
>>939897
roll my d20 and larp it out for the rolled number of remaining turns
▶ No.939915>>939916
>>939904
Heatgun and a sharp knife, glue back on after done. Don't use this except for very very sensitive documents traveling a very large distance.
▶ No.939916
>>939915
why not just use duct tape?
▶ No.939921>>939925
>>939897
Aliens don't exist.
The whole alien propaganda was a way to hide secret weapons.
Seriously, if you pwn some networks and have secret weapons on your computer, just destroy everything and hope very very hard that you were stealth.
Or you're fucked, by your country, and every other countries whose gnona try to take the infos.
There is nothing "cool" sitting on millions of dollars worth of infos when every fucking mafia (intell. agencies being officla mafias) looking for your ass.
You're just fucked. You can't hide. If you're directly targeted, if you're not helped by a foreign country/mafia, and have a lot of money, you're done. You don't want the mexican/russian mafia searching for your ass. That's even worste if you touch to national int agencies mafias.
▶ No.939925>>939963
>>939921
>Aliens don't exist goy
>Just destroy everything and hope very very hard that you were stealth goy
>you're fucked, goy
>don't even try, goy
>You're just fucked, goy
>You can't hide, goy
>don't have a lot of money, you're done, goy
>the mafia will get you, goy
▶ No.939928>>939930 >>939932
OP here, dont derail thread by arguing about ayys please.I know when the amerifat guberment deploys the zogbots,you are fucked ,but still there are niggers getting away with it.Is it literally impossible to see the data on their network as a lonewolf or small non-other state funded group without committing sudokku by 2 gunshots in the back of the head once they back trace your IP?
▶ No.939930
>>939928
Is this the English language?
▶ No.939932>>939936 >>940344 >>946386
>>939928
How do you plan on gaining access to airgapped networks? You going to be some kind of James Bond double agent and get hired by the DoD just so you can hack them?
▶ No.939936>>939937
>>939932
well,I never said anything about accessing any airgapped networks
▶ No.939937>>939940
>>939936
You literally just asked about it.
▶ No.939940>>939952
>>939937
>all military/nasa networks are exclusively airgapped
▶ No.939945>>940796
You conveniently forget your password to the encrypted drives of course. A tip though: use /dev/zero instead of /dev/urandom when you are done with the encrypted data. If you have data that is very important, like relevant to national security, then they will try to fire up your pain receptors as much as they can to get your password out. Keep that in mind.
▶ No.939952
>>939940
>implying they're not
▶ No.939963
>>939925
Do it if you want, but don't cry out when you're gonna be in deep shit.
▶ No.939984
How is this any different when hiding things from your employer?
Usually they'll say something like 'this is a right to work state" and you get fired.
Similar to the government I would assume they say we have reason to believe you were associated with such and such and all evidence you destroyed implies you were participating in the crime.
▶ No.939992>>942291
>>939897
I always assumed these were threads where pedos shared opsec advice.
▶ No.939995>>961088 >>968493
>>939873 (OP)
jump in tunnel escape route
plug ears in 60 seconds for explosives to take down house and hostiles around it
band together with like minded bros
raid national guard armory
take movement across country, building army on the way
replace existing government with one of the people, by the people, for the people
▶ No.940004
>>939893
>If they're sure enough and you're important enough to them, they will literally disassemble your house from the inside out and roam every inch of land for miles around your house until they get you.
Wrong, they will do it regardless and even if you made sure to hide everything or you are genuinely innocent you'll still end up with irrelevant charges.
▶ No.940005
>>939897
Throw it up on an i2p filesharing site and break the cards.
▶ No.940008>>940010 >>940426 >>941550 >>941829
The reality is you can't really hide anything because as others have said the spooks will tear the walls out of your house and cover every square inch of your property looking for evidence. If they can't find anything they'll just plant it.
Your best defense is to be an otherwise good citizen that is active in your community. That way when you do end up getting party vanned you'll have a lot of people speaking up for you and hopefully working towards getting you out. Another good defense is to be well armed legally as police as less inclined to rush in on someone known to both own firearms and regularly practice with them. The downside of that being they'll be more inclined to be trigger happy if their hand is forced.
It's best to stay off the radar as much as possible. You shouldn't openly associate with pedos or share files with them. Don't break into systems that are high profile and closely watched. Don't sell drugs on the darknet markets. Don't attempt to hire hitmen or order firearms to a country they're banned in. Don't openly make threats against the president/Government officials. Don't use p2p software with encryption and don't share files normalfags share meaning you're less likely to get caught trading anime than you are the latest movie/top 10 song. Encrypt your data but keep in mind they have no issues breaking your fingers and toes until you give them the passwords.
▶ No.940010
>>940008
>don't use p2p software with encryption
Should be: Don't use p2p software _without_ encryption
▶ No.940027>>940135
>not storing everything on a private offshore server.
▶ No.940135
>>940027
how would the data get to offshore so they would track it and tie it to me? also im already offshore myself
▶ No.940311>>940315
anyone know some good resources about computer forensetics?
▶ No.940315>>940320
>>940311
Computer forensics boils down to copypasting /var/log/ and running recuva on hard drives.
▶ No.940320
>>940315
is that it? thats what the spooks do? is being a spook digital forensetic well paid?
▶ No.940325>>940331 >>940333 >>940355
Since they've trained dogs to sniff out SD cards you need to hide your CP in dog food these days.
▶ No.940331>>940347 >>940426
>>940325
would putting them in plastic bag and submerging it in cars tank with a method to recover of course work? the dogs cant smell through gas right?
▶ No.940333
>>940325
Just encrypt it so that it doesn't matter if they find it
▶ No.940339
>>939873 (OP)
>Break into fucko's house
>"POLICERAIDPOLICERAIDPOLICERAIDPOLICERAID"
>Drop MicroSD card full of cheese pizza onto floor by computer.
>Let paper-pushers rightly convict fucko for his crimes against humanity.
▶ No.940344
>>939932
just use the same methods that nsa uses. requires some skills if you dont want to get shot but should not be impossible.
▶ No.940347>>940348
>>940331
It's better not to fuck with fuel tanks anon, trust me.
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▶ No.940349>>940352
>>940348
It's not much of a story
>Guy I worked with was cutting a fuel tank
>The fuel tank exploded
>He died
▶ No.940352
>>940349
I guess I'll add how to properly fuck with one without dying but keep this in mind, even if there's no liquid gasoline in there, there's gasoline vapors inside the tank, and guess what, the flammable part of gasoline is the vapor.
You have to fill them up with water to displace all the vapor, fill them up and empty them until there's no gasoline smell, be very careful.
▶ No.940355>>940372 >>941308
>>940325
They've trained dogs to be able to smell if CP is on an SD card?
What are they smelling? Semen residue?
▶ No.940372
>>940355
No, they are just looking for hidden electronics.
▶ No.940392
>private keys on hardware
>erase them before police gets to me
enjoy your free computers retards
▶ No.940426>>940511
>>940331
Petroleum is a non-polar solvent made of organic molecules, it will begin to dissolve the plastic on the bag and the SD card. It might still work but there are better solutions, such as hiding the data in an unaware friend's jumper. Keep in mind >>940008
▶ No.940469>>941219
I store SD card in sceptic tank. Dog isn't going to smell shit.
▶ No.940486>>940510 >>940511
I once read a post by a pedo who had been raided several times. He said they only ever came late at night or early morning to try and catch you asleep so you don't have time to destroy evidence. Surely then the best approach would be keeping drives next to a giant electro magnet which is turned on when an alarm is tripped? Just keep a remote backup somewhere. I also read officers had to start turning computers off at the plug in the 90s because people rigged their shutdown process to format their drives, pretty cool.
▶ No.940510>>940511 >>941309
>>940486
In my country, police can raid homes only from 6 AM to 6 PM. Any intrusion outside this range automatically means it's not police and I can just shoot them in self defense. Also, you can have huge amounts of RAM and eschew all non-volatile memory. The very act of seizing your computer destroys evidence. If you hear them coming, just pull the plug and it's gone. Hoarding shitloads of data is just gonna add to your operational risk. Data is a liability.
▶ No.940511>>940515 >>940608 >>941311 >>941312
>>940486
wouldnt formating the drive be useless since the data is still there, just flagged as available to allocation?Also there was a DEFCON presentation about destroying harddisks, and they shown that you pretty much cant destroy HDD in a quick way, that is before squad gets from you front door to your basement and that you dont TNT your house down with it.Another thing is SSDs, ive heard they are shielded against magnets, and store some data cache so you formatting SSD is not enough either... maybe if you have the chips exposed, strong electormagnet could fuck it up.can someone confirm/deny this?
>>940426
>replace plastic with gas resistant material
>>940510
RAM disk sounds good, but there is always some valuable data you better store
also,where would charges of destroying evidence come in here?
▶ No.940513
If you want search dogs to not smell something you simply wrap it in a different smell.
My favorite is sticking things in a turd.
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▶ No.940516
If you want your data to be untouchable use an encrypted rclone mount accessed through multiple proxies and a burner account of a free cloud storage service
▶ No.940532>>940535
>>940515
>Apologies, but the page you requested could not be found. Perhaps searching will help.
can you upload the PDF?What about physically attaching the RAM to the mobo, with superglue for example to make sure it stays on the mobo for a few minutes after power off to counter cold boot attack?
▶ No.940535>>940541
>>940532
No, they'll just freeze the entire machine is the have to. RAM is not safe at all.
▶ No.940541
>>940535
>put computer inside locker, drill a hole for power cord only, put lock on said locked, superglue RAM
getting this shit out would definitely take at least 5 min if it takes them by surprise. question is, how would they freeze this shit? liquid nitrogen spraying?
▶ No.940557>>940562 >>940640
>all these retarded LARPers
You do realize that the cops will "find" evidence on your computers anyway, even if there never was anything to begin with? It's called planting evidence. No jury will ever get to see anything because muh national security, if you even get a trial. More likely you go to some secret prison or commit suicide / have an accident.
That's pretty much for relevant targets only though, so you fucking retards are save either way.
▶ No.940562>>940603 >>943128
>>940557
FDE + don't talk to the police will save you in 99% of cases.
▶ No.940603>>940614 >>940620 >>941313
>>940562
>Police knock on the door.
>Hand over your master keys.
>"No. (WOW WHAT AN EPIC WIN BY ME!)"
>You're now in jail on suspicion/obstruction of justice.
>Serve 5 year sentence.
>Police knock on the door.
>Hand over your master keys.
Nice larping, look at case studies retard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_disclosure_law
▶ No.940605>>940609
>>939873 (OP)
I would also like to add that if you're OPSEC is purely relying on Cryptography and not Steganography then you're a fucking retard. The people you're trying to beat are forensic investigators building a case against you.
>Nonces top yourself.
http://embeddedsw.net/OpenPuff_Steganography_Home.html
http://freshmeat.sourceforge.net/projects/steghide
▶ No.940608
>>940511
How could I destroy something that was never there in the first place? Am I obligated by law to store everything that goes through my computer?
▶ No.940609>>940610 >>940611
>>940605
Steganography is really easy to defeat. Don't trust it.
t. someone working in the field
▶ No.940610
>>940609
Explain then, mr DFI? You're telling me that LE have a 0day for LSB Stegography? Please do tell! :)
▶ No.940611>>943300
>>940609
Steganography serves a masking purpose, a picture with weird noise might go unnoticed more easily than just an encrypted file.
▶ No.940614>>943128
>>940603
I don't live in a cucked country.
▶ No.940619>>943128
a funny game, the only winning move is not to play
▶ No.940620>>940624 >>943353
>>940603
What kind of cucked country do you live in where that is the case? Refusing to talk to police is a right of Americans.
"ruled on 24 February 2012 that forcing the decryption of one's laptop violates the Fifth Amendment."
▶ No.940624>>940625
>>940620
>american government
>following its own law
Alright I'm talking to a retard.
▶ No.940625>>940627
>>940624
>The law is violated in some cases, so the law is violated in every case
durrrrr
▶ No.940627>>940630
>>940625
Much like the 4th amendment, the police will ignore it on a whim and get away with it. Do you have the resources to take them to court over it?
▶ No.940630>>940631 >>940633 >>944036
>>940627
Lol man you have no idea what the real world is like then. In the real world you don't say stupid shit, and you don't post about what you are doing on facebook, and you get away with it. You are reading about all this national level bullshit with spy agencies killing people and thinking that is the norm.
▶ No.940631
>>940630
* And there are enough stupid retards they are busy with who DO post on facebook, and admit to a crime on cameria in 5 minutes.
▶ No.940633>>940635
>>940630
It is the norm. Have you ever dealt with a cop in your entire life?
▶ No.940635>>954202
>>940633
>It is the norm
Wrong. What is the norm is people trying to "explain shit" to them and fucking themselves over within 5 minutes.
> Have you ever dealt with a cop in your entire life?
Yes
▶ No.940640>>940641 >>940663
>>940557
>It's called planting evidence
That would be illegal for the police to do and if they did it, you can get off the hook scott free.
▶ No.940641
>>940640
Police DO do this. But op is a faggot and thinks it is the standard thing. In reality don't be a retard and you probably won't have an issue with the police.
▶ No.940663
>>940640
>That would be illegal for the police to do and if they did it, you can get off the hook scott free.
▶ No.940683>>940795
> police plants evidence
> it doesn't even have your fingerprints, just a bunch of other people's
> in fact, none of your DNA is on there at all
> then they find out your computer doesn't even have a hardware port for the planted device
> because you desoldered the USB headers, the SD headers, and everything else you don't use, and discarded them, leaving only the non-functional ports to foil evil mail attacks
Time to step up your game famalam.
▶ No.940685>>940687 >>940694 >>941193 >>941196 >>943137
WTF is this thread about even? You guys hiding child porn on your storage media or?
I got nothing to hide so I don't care if police comes in
▶ No.940687
>>940685
We LARP about getting raided by the fucko-squad.
▶ No.940694>>940696 >>940697
>>940685
>le nothing to hide meme
30yearoldboomer.jpg
▶ No.940696>>940786 >>940790
▶ No.940697>>940703 >>944159 >>944517
>>940694
Will they arrest you for having 30 terabytes of furry porn?
▶ No.940703
>>940697
I'm pretty sure /tech/ doesn't have many posters from the middle east.
▶ No.940786
>>940696
FBI nigger. Why are you actively campaigning against good privacy?
▶ No.940790>>940793 >>941563 >>941588
>>940696
pls
Last time the police raided someone here, it was some fat guy's house and they got pissed they couldn't charge him with anything so they just decided to expose all the 'morally reprehensible' porn they found to newspapers just like that. They literally printed samples from his hentai collection on paper and showed them to journalists.
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▶ No.940795>>941750
>>940683
>effectively explaining this to a court room/jury
>implying court is even fair
You lose. It's a good idea but they'll say it makes you even more suspicious. Even if court is fair you're judged by your peers in the best case scenario. 99% of your peers are idiots.
▶ No.940796>>941336
>>939945
But /dev/zero looks like willingful destrunction of evidence. /dev/urandom is indistinguishable from the apparently random encrypted data.
▶ No.941184>>941192
>>939873 (OP)
The story of TrueCrypt and Paul Le Roux is one of the, if not the, most fascinating stories in technology there has ever been.
Paul Le Roux (born December 24, 1972 in Bulawayo, Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe) is a former programmer, former criminal cartel boss and informant to the DEA.
He created E4M, an open-source free Windows disk encryption software program, in 1999, and is a suspected creator of the open-source TrueCrypt, which is based on E4M's code. Le Roux is currently in US custody for ordering the assassinations of six people.
https://magazine.atavist.com/the-mastermind
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime-new-york-murder-arms-smuggling-america-crime-latest-news-a8293866.html
https://theplaylist.net/michael-mann-paul-le-roux-20180412/
Another interesting character: Roger Thomas Clark aka Variety Jones aka Cimmon aka VJ aka Plural of Mongoose
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/09/exclusive-our-thai-prison-interview-with-an-alleged-top-advisor-to-silk-road/
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4516868-U-S-20v-20-Roger-20-Clark-20-Indictment.html
Blockbuster material:
Silk Road Tales and Archives - antilop.cc
https://antilop.cc/sr/
Fucking interesting read. Read it.
▶ No.941192
>>941184
>be Rhodesian
>relocate to South Africa but shit on Afrikaans
>get caught selling p0rn while still underage
>become one of the most notorious Usenet trolls of the late 90's, shitting on Australia
>create encryption software, knowing what later became FVEY is a threat to civil liberties
>divorce first wife, marry a chink
>get caught in the first TrueCrypt controversy
>slowly get into selling prescription drugs online, Zionists, the Philippines, the arms trade (among a few side projects), and finally the illegal global drug trade
>impregnate some Brazilian in order not to get extradited
>finally fall to the DEA but manage to keep case file, other evidence, and current whereabouts in the US under wraps
This makes great movie material. Sorry for typos
▶ No.941193>>941204
>>940685
It's disugsting knowing that I'm posting on the same board as pedophiles. This board is not for you, bunch of human trash, go back to wherever the fuck you came from.
▶ No.941196>>941204 >>941326 >>942073 >>949820
>>940685
>child porn
every time i encounter shit like that, i report it. why? because it's degenerate to destroy someones life because your cock gets hard. those monsters should be raped by niggers in jail.
▶ No.941204>>941206 >>941214
>>941196
>>941193
Moralfag posts like this make me want to archive CP for posterity out of spite.
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▶ No.941214
>>941204
No need. Just post loli and they'll have an aneurism.
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▶ No.941234>>941293
where do whistleblowers get OPsec info from??
▶ No.941293
>>941234
Eduard Snowed-in. Or, in the case of people like Chelsea Womanning, they make it up as they go along. Or, in the case of people like Fantasy Loser, they don't, and they get caught. Also, there's a lot of smuggling USB drives deep inside ur pooper.
▶ No.941308
>>940355
certain arrangements of bits
▶ No.941309
>>940510
what if the clocks are wrong tho
▶ No.941311>>941312
>>940511
formatting the HDD will take forever. just encrypt the entire thing. LUKS lets you delete the key (which could still be cached but is encrypted with a password anyway)
▶ No.941312>>941314
>>940511
>>941311
oh by formatting i thought you meant overwriting everything with 0. of course formatting a new file system wont delete the data. the modern concerns are that overwriting everything with 0 or crap still isnt safe
▶ No.941313
>>940603
>police come to door and ask to hook up brain to machine
>no
>jail
fuck you.
▶ No.941314>>941317
>>941312
i thought 1 pass is not enough? isnt the standard 7?
▶ No.941317>>941318
>>941314
The standard is using a strong magnet and then shredding the drive.
▶ No.941318>>941324
>>941317
how do i know the magnet is strong enough?
▶ No.941324
>>941318
Hook the drive up and see if it works. If it doesn't, the magnet is strong enough. Use some N40 neodymium or an electromagnet. I think they use something around 5 Tesla usually. That number might be high though.
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▶ No.941336>>941351
>>940796
Encrypted data is not random. All forensic software can spot entropy patterns of encrypted/steganographic volumes.
▶ No.941351>>941356 >>941357 >>941586
>>941336
It is random enough to not be reliably distiguishable from "true" random data. Ususally though, when you have a giant block of "random" data on your HD and everything else is cleartext, it's pretty obvious what that is.
Really though the best thing to do is use FDE with LUKS or VeraCrypt and not talk to law enforcement. That really will save you in most cases, at least on the US. There's just nothing they can do. Make sure you have backups, either online using a cloud service that supports custom keys, or tape/HD stored off site. This does come from personal experience, and I can tell you if you keep your fucking mouth shut you'll be fine. Also, if you live with any females, make sure you tell them how to act, because women are fucking stupid and they crumble like a fucking cracker under almost any duress. They cops know that so they will go after them.
▶ No.941356>>941607
>>941351
I'd like to hear about your personal experiences.
▶ No.941357>>941571
>>941351
>It is random enough to not be reliably distiguishable from "true" random data.
Wrong. Have you never heard of CSPRNGs?
▶ No.941550
>>940008
>Don't attempt to hire hitmen or order firearms to a country they're banned in.
Are there countries where hit men aren't banned?
▶ No.941563
>>940790
>hentai
Really? I honestly wouldn't give less of a fuck if the media saw all my lewd Tifa's and Mai's.
▶ No.941571
>>941357
There are good ones and bad ones
▶ No.941586>>941607
>>941351
It's like you goddamn FBI niggers never read manuals for software you use.
See paragraph 5.18: https://gitlab.com/cryptsetup/cryptsetup/wikis/FrequentlyAskedQuestions
If you just hide data and rely on it not being found, that is just simple deniability, not "plausible" deniability and I am not talking about that in the following. Simple deniability against a low-competence attacker may be as simple as renaming a file or putting data into an unused part of a disk. Simple deniability against a high-skill attacker with time to invest is usually pointless though unless you go for advanced steganographic techniques, which have their own drawbacks, such as low data capacity.
Second, there are two types of situations: Either they cannot force you to give them the key (then you simply do not) or they can. In the second case, they can always do bad things to you, because they cannot prove that you have the key in the first place! This means they do not have to prove you have the key, or that this random looking data on your disk is actually encrypted data. So the situation will allow them to waterboard/lock-up/deport you anyways, regardless of how "plausible" your deniability is.
If you really do all that route, don't forget to destroy the header and keys completely, SSD flash storage is non-eraseable and modern large capacity magnetic drives are probably too, i.e. store them on a separate micro sd and eat it the moment you get busted.
▶ No.941588
>>940790
Source this, fucko.
▶ No.941607>>941611 >>941755 >>942815 >>973416
>>941356
I don't want to go into too much detail obviously, but I was payed a visit some time back by a certain organization. It was early morning, they pounded on the door, I let them in and they just looked around for hours. Everything had been turned off prior to them coming in. I told them I wouldn't been talking and that was really it. They must have been angry they couldn't find anything because they took basically everything, even things they didn't need to. Then, realizing they were wasting their time, they threatened me by saying the would "definitely get into my drives" and I should "give them my password to make this easier". Again I told them to go fuck themselves. Overall I was pretty unimpressed by their conduct, it almost seemed like it was the first time any of them had been on a raid. It's really funny when you know how LE works, their methods, techniques and procedures, just how transparent they are. You just want to laugh at them when they make threats and fumble around for hours with nothing to show for it.
Again, I cannot stress enough the importance of not talking. You will NEVER talk your way out of a situation. And they will try very hard to get you to talk. In LE, there's something known as the "Reid Technique" which is used to psychologically manipulate people into confessing details to them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_technique
That shit is taught to every person in LE that does interrogations.
>>941586
What does anything there have to do with me? I wasn't using LUKS anyway, although I am now for pretty much everything.
▶ No.941611>>941621
>>941607
Did you get your drives/stuff back?
▶ No.941618>>941648
anyone knows how easy/hard is it to evade US spooks charging you with hacking in eastern europe?Is the resposibility of collecting and forenzing the evidence fully delegated to local police?
▶ No.941621
>>941611
Not yet, but when the statute of limitations is up we will be requesting my property back. That's probably going to be a fucking shitshow but they took stuff that was very important to me and I want it back. I'm sure they're going to play the "whoops teehee we lost everything" card though.
▶ No.941648
>>941618
Most countries don't extradite their own citizens, US law enforcement would try to arrest you abroad
▶ No.941750
>>940795
They have to prove you're guilty. If they can't prove it, you walk. Some fucking USB key or thing you never touched in your life isn't going to get them far. They'd have a much better chance hacking into your PC and dropping the files directly on the HD.
▶ No.941755>>941826 >>942092
>>941607
Did they have a warrant? No warrant = gtfo.
▶ No.941826>>941848 >>941923
>>941755
>p--p-please c-come back w-w-w-with a w-w-wa-warrant s-sir i h-h-ave n-n-no-nothing to h-h-hi-hi-hide
>"we've already filed for one and are waiting for the go-ahead via radio"
▶ No.941829
>>940008
>That way when you do end up getting party vanned you'll have a lot of people speaking up for you and hopefully working towards getting you out.
They're smarter than that and are already way ahead of you. They'll just say lies about you on the media way before they actually catch you to make the public opinion of you go down to prepare for the blow.
▶ No.941848>>941863 >>942815
>its another /tech/ doesn't know how US law works thread
Please listen this time.
>destroying evidence is a crime. yes, they have to prove that you did it intentionally but who is the jury going to believe: the brave upstanding police officer? or you, the neo-nazi white supremacist russian hacker trump voter problematic pedo rapelord?
>the 5th amendment's self-incrimination clause protects you against being compelled to provide passwords or encryption keys. when this has come up in the past the state was able to dodge the issue because the retards talked to the cops and confirmed that they had access to the computer - which the state would have had to prove beyond reasonable doubt if the morons hadn't given in and done their job for them.
>don't ever talk to the cops! nothing you say can protect you. every word is another bit of evidence that will be used against you. you are required to confirm your identity and provide info necessary to complete booking, that's it. (basically the info on your driver's license which they already have access to anyway)
Please note that if you actually have information that threatens national security, you will get blackbagged and flown to a blacksite where they'll shove a wire brush up your dickhole until you tell them what they want, so none of this applies.
>>941826
>"in the meantime let me tell you about the jews, officer"
▶ No.941863>>941888 >>942208
>>941848
>Please note that if you actually have information that threatens national security, you will get blackbagged and flown to a blacksite where they'll shove a wire brush up your dickhole until you tell them what they want, so none of this applies.
Just plead the fifth. Torture like that is illegal so they are just bluffing.
▶ No.941888>>941926 >>942815
>>941863
>torture like that is illegal
>implying glowdarks operate within the law
>implying PATRIOT act won't be thrown at you
>implying constitutional rights mean anything to CIA niggere
▶ No.941898
>storing shit in your house in the first place
shiggy diggy
▶ No.941904
these threads are gay gay gay always are
▶ No.941912>>941921 >>941932
An ex of mine once tried sneaking a DVD player out of her job at Los Alamos National Labs as she and some of her coworkers were planning to have a movie night and DVD players at the time were expensive and she was a stupid cunt. Taking anything electronic out of the secure parts of the lab, especially something that could be holding data like a DVD player, is treated as serious shit. Security must have been watching as black vans zoomed up and ran them off the road on the way out, LANL Pro Force guys (the lab's ex-military security, think Blackwater) in full tactical with funs out swarmed the car, smashed in and dragged them out into separate vans (this all happened in seconds - one minute they're driving home, the next they're gone), and took them to be separately interrogated for the rest of the day. So that's the kind of response you get if you're suspected of international nuclear espionage, not "knock knock, police!". You won't even have time to shit your pants.
Her dad had worked as a physicist at the lab for decades on who knows what and I suspect that's how she got out of it with nothing more than a warning. She didn't even get fired.
▶ No.941921
>>941912
sounds like i better dont e*fff w/ dose badboys
▶ No.941923
>>941826
Idiot, you don't ramble on like that to show how stupid you are. You have two words when talking to the police in this case: warrant, and lawyer. Nothing else whatsoever should come out of your piehole.
▶ No.941926>>942150
>>941888
Police can't just waterboard you like some cianiggers, dingus.
▶ No.941932
>>941912
I slightly worry what would happen if they came when I wasn't home. Maybe I should set up some scanner or something so they can send me their warrant before they enter my home. Right now I just try and be home 24/7 to avoid that situation.
▶ No.942073>>942149 >>942223 >>942257
>>941196
>arranging the magnetic switches of your hard drive in a certain pattern destroys someone's life
▶ No.942092
>>941755
They did, but warrants are very easy to get and are never really scrutinized. Most judges are very out of touch with modern technology and LE can usually make up whatever technobabble they want to convince them it's legit, as in the case of the Freenet raids for example. Plus even if warrants are completely bogus, that's something you're forced to fight in court after you're reputation and career are gone.
▶ No.942149>>942150 >>942166 >>944027
>>942073
I'm aware of that, but so far it seems to be legal to hold you in jail/prison indefinitely until you surrender the decryption passwords.
Also if the glowdarks grab you all bets are off and torture is on the table
▶ No.942150>>944027
>>942149
Fuck meant to reply to >>941926
▶ No.942166>>942867
>>942149
The way the law would actually work in a western "democracy" is you would be prosecuted for not handing keys over for HDDs they demand and if you are found guilty you serve your time and leave. You cannot be prosecuted again for a crime you have served time for so the meme that they keep arresting you and throwing you into prison isn't true. If you think what's on your hard drive is too sensitive and you would rather spend time in prison or the prison time you would get for the things stored on the hard drive is higher then the crime of not handing keys over then don't hand the keys over.
▶ No.942207>>942208
>941863 (retard)
>Lynndie England pointing at a prisoner while smoking a cigarette.jpg
>images of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Manadel_al-Jamadi#Circumstances_of_death
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▶ No.942223
>>942073
just get it ethically by jpg mining. train ai to create randomm bit patterns until it consistently resembles 20 years of jail
▶ No.942257>>942809
>>942073
>colliding a series of atoms with another series of atoms gets you life in prison
>in other words, shooting up a school is illegal
▶ No.942291>>942305 >>942770
>>939992
They are. If you post on /tech/, there is a 95% chance you are communicating with a pedophile who would rape a kid in a second if given a chance.
▶ No.942305>>942345 >>942805
>>942291
/tech/ is a /leftypol/ hugbox so this is probably true tbh
▶ No.942345>>948396
>>942305
The rest of the %5 is apparently wannabe nazis. There could be an intersection between the two though.
▶ No.942356>>942815
Gee, wanking off to flat anime tiddies is not pedophilia, officer!
A cartoon has neither an age, nor it can or can not consent and be a subject of rape.
▶ No.942753>>942805 >>942927 >>946406
>>939873 (OP)
>put an explosive device on the door, something legal like mining dynamite
>make the system to trigger the explosive if the door is kicked in
>fucko squad kicks my door
>everyone dies
>get off scott free because they came to my property uninvited and without notice, so i did not have any time to disable my home defense system
▶ No.942770
>>942291
>If you post on /tech/, there is a 95% chance you are communicating with a pedophile who would rape a kid in a second if given a chance.
Bullshit. Nobody on /tech/ could think or move that fast.
▶ No.942805>>942815 >>943345
>>942305
>/tech/
>/leftypol/ hugbox
Are you looking at the same board? Last time /leftypol/ showed up, not a single anon here supported them. I'm pretty sure the commieposter was so obnoxious that the name field had to.be disabled.
>>942753
Good luck repairing your house.
▶ No.942809
>>942257
not an argument, dickfuck
▶ No.942813
>>>>941912
>XD you don't take a DVD out of the building that can be considered ESPIONAGE!!!1
>XDDDDDD
<meanwhile there are a million and one ways to get data out which are 0.00001x as obvious
murica
▶ No.942815
>>941607
Classic tactic: do not talk to the kikes
>>941848
Exactly, unless treason, it is still your season.
>>941888
Trips of counter-point. (((Remember who will break this rule)))
>>942356
Not in some country like Canada or other Anglocucks.
>>942805
The k00l tripfags ruined it.
▶ No.942845
>What happens when your door gets kicked in?
Nothing. I will hand over the keys, they will decrypt my drives and find absolutely fucking nothing. I recently did 6 passes of /dev/urandom before reinstalling my entire system back. Shit was getting to my nerves.
▶ No.942867
>>942166
Nope, you would be jailed for contempt of court for refusing to decrypt your drives. If you came back once your sentence was up and continued to refuse to decrypt your drives, you would be jailed again on a new charge of contempt.
▶ No.942927
>>942753
Mantrapping is illegal all over the US and most other countries.
▶ No.943128>>945018
>>940562
or you could pick the ultimate final choice
>don't live in shithole with sucky laws like this guy >>940614
>>940619
or you could detonate
▶ No.943137
>>940685
Political extremism, abstract interest, the potential for ending up in a literal botnet that lands you in deep shit, cypherpunk LARPing, server security, etc. There are plenty of reasons to be paranoid.
▶ No.943290>>943325
▶ No.943300
>>940611
Not unless the file is several gigs and at first it just looks like a picture of a cat.
▶ No.943304
Is it possible to disguise a mini PCIe or m2 SSD as a wifi card? Then use a bios you made to activate the SSD through an easter egg
▶ No.943325>>947682
>>943290
>What happens when your door gets kicked in?
▶ No.943327
>>939885
I will always regret that Squalls was never given the opportunity to play Jughead Jones.
▶ No.943345>>943382
>>942805
We're hiding under your bed bitch.
▶ No.943353>>943460
▶ No.943382
>>943345
So you can pretend that you are getting cucked?
▶ No.943460>>946406
>>943353
Key part is prosecution has a witness who claims to have seen something. Coincidentally, the witness is also after his inheritance.
Solution- don't invite potential witnesses over.
▶ No.943951>>943965
>>939885
What movie is that from?
▶ No.943999>>944523 >>944616
What if I put an sd card inside of a case, inside of a small plastic bag do the druggies call them dimebags? and sealed it in either paraffin or beezwax, disguised as a candle?
▶ No.944027>>946406
>>942149
>>942150
It doesn't matter, you don't talk to the police. You talk to your lawyer first, and *maybe* then you give your keys to the judge who orders you to. But only if it makes sense, and if it will help you more than harm you. But if you have your shit together, nothing on your encrypted HDD that's in your computer will have anything that can be used against you.
And the cianiggers won't come for you unless you're very special case, and then you already know what to do. And it probably doesn't involve just surrendering yourself so they can make you spill the beans and incriminate the rest of your team.
▶ No.944029>>945801
>>943965
Wow, this is pretty cringy. "Core stopped spinning, so we're just going to restart it". That's even worse than 2012 and those fucking arks.
▶ No.944035
>>939873 (OP)
I think our blessed Allah holds the secrets to defeating LEOs
▶ No.944036
>>940630
wow I sure love your chilling effect anon
▶ No.944159
>>940697
If I was in charge you would be.
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▶ No.944523>>946041
>>943999
how about you just think about kids and jerk off to them. you won't get arrested for that yet
▶ No.944580
>>939873 (OP)
>Not rigging everything up with thermite.
▶ No.944616
>>943999
just fap to adult porn at that point
▶ No.945018
>>943128
but how is that a winning move??
▶ No.945801
>>944029
Its a movie, bro.
▶ No.946041
>>944523
Thoughtcrime in 2022.
▶ No.946098
I just stop talking to all my Internet friends for months at a time People just assume I get v&
▶ No.946113>>946114
Just live on a shibboleth country.
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▶ No.946164>>946168 >>946173 >>946177 >>946328 >>946660
>he doesn't have a nuke key
Why do you live, anons?
Make sure to set up a nuke key for your encrypted drives.
https://github.com/offensive-security/cryptsetup-nuke-keys
You can then claim to "store random data on drives for fun". When you give (((them))) the nuke password, the LUKS headers are completely destroyed, therefore killing that data indefinitely.
▶ No.946168>>946173
>>946164
And then you go to jail for destroying evidence. Wasn't there some encryption scheme people were working on where you have two keys, one decrypts the data into a benign form set up previously, and the other into the true form?
▶ No.946171>>946172
>>943965
>When you give (((them))) the nuke password, the LUKS headers are completely destroyed, therefore killing that data indefinitely.
They can just restore them from a backup though.
▶ No.946172
>>946171
They can never prove that you have another key, though.
▶ No.946173>>946328 >>946349
>>946164
Neat, but is there a version that will work with more recent versions of cryptsetup? Even Debian stable is on cryptsetup 1.7.3, and more up-to-date distros are on the 2.x branch.
>>946168
If memory serves, Truecrypt had a container-within-a-container plausible deniability option where a second password would unlock some previously-selected innocuous content and leave whatever you really wanted to hide encrypted. But I don't believe it was the case (or is possible) that the second password decrypted the real secret data into an innocuous form, so the plausibility of your plausible denial depended on your adversary chalking up all of the additional "random" data (the real encrypted content) on the drive as truly random. In other words, if they're aware of the plausible deniability feature, and they suspect you might have used it, and the password you give them unlocks only innocuous stuff, they're going to keep beating you until you give them the real password. It would be more likely to work if you had only a tiny amount of "real" encrypted data that you wanted to keep secret, like on the order of a few KiB, and you had GiB upon GiB of innocuous stuff. If it's the other way around, they're going to know you're full of shit.
Of course, what you could do is have 2 encrypted drives, and on the one on which you have your plausible deniability setup, use it to store just the keys to the secret encrypted data on the 2nd drive. Then, when your adversary gets a hold of you, you can readily give them the password to the non-secret info on the plausible deniability drive, but tell them that you forgot the password to the other drive. At that point, you're hoping that they believe that the few random-looking KiB of data on drive 1 really is random, and that since you cooperated in unlocking drive 1, you're telling the truth about drive 2.
▶ No.946177
>>946164
or just store everything encrypted online and memorize the urls/logins. Use an amnesiac OS like a live CD so theres no meta data exists of the servers you connect to. This way the only link is the proxy you use.
▶ No.946328
>>946164
>>946173
I tired patching cryptsetup 2.0.2 and it failed. Did some googling around and there doesn't appear to be anything to replace that functionality... bummer
▶ No.946349
>>946173
Some russian guy found a way to identify hidden containers in Truecrypt. I don't exactly remember when but you can track down Veracrypt changelogs to find out. This is why Veracrypt automatically provides a dummy hidden container if you don't choose to create a hidden container during setup.
▶ No.946382
If the alphabet is after you, you're already caught. Not caught? You're golden.
▶ No.946386
>>939932
Most government agencies put their shit online. The airgap might apply to really old nuke launching facilities but your modern shits going to be on the internet.
▶ No.946406>>946588 >>946599 >>946610 >>946662
>>942753
>Have a bad storm
>Wind slams the door too hard
>House explodes.
Great plan dumbass.
>>943460
How difficult is it to find a witness who claims they saw something when you're the master drug dealers of the area? CIA don't play by any fucking rules. "Hey Tyrone, Dwayne go get Mr Jones for us. Make it look like a break in and drag him into the back of this van. Don't kill him or we'll kill you. There's a years supply of crack in it if you do it for us". And then 2 crack heads bust in, kidnap you and you're gone.
>>944027
Even the police have ways to fuck you if you work with them. If you piss them off you encourage them to fuck with you twice as hard. they can stack the jury with negros who hate whitey and have no computer experience. Then they just say "he's a white supremacist" and your jury hangs you right there on the spot. Have you not seen any of the recent shit where lawyers file cases in set states knowing the ethnic make up of a region and how likely they are to get off or get a conviction?
The best way to deal with police isn't to be an autistic sperg who only says "Lawyer" and "no comment". The best way is to be polite to them but refuse to answer any questions. "No officer, I would like to speak to my lawyer before I answer any questions" goes a lot further than "lawyer" "lawyer" "no comment" "lawyer" does. Go watch some of the ancap larps where they try this shit with the police. The police utter fuck them just to prove a point. If you give them a reason to smash your car window they will smash it just for a bit of excitement. If you treat them like a human being then they're much more likely to not try and fuck you for the sake of fucking you. Don't chat to them, don't get involved in a conversation but also don't single word reply. These guys don't give a shit, they have no reason to like or dislike you unless they're 100% sure you're a pedo or some shit. Treat them like human beings and they have no reason to go after you. It can also save your ass because they won't decide to tear up your entire house just to fuck with you which may cover something you hid.
This is the problem with Amerifats and the police. They have no idea how to show them respect while not giving them shit. Every time I've had to deal with the police I've been polite and I've never had any of them to fuck with me for it. As far as they're concerned they would rather be at home but they have to work to put food on the table. If you make their a ball ache they will pay you back in kind. If you make it easy while still not giving them shit (i.e. answer politely but refuse to give any info) they will be less inclined to make an example out of you.
▶ No.946412
People who believe "if they can't find anything they can't get me" aren't being realistic. If they can't find the good stuff they can still fuck you for your copyright bullshit. They can give you huge fines you can't possibly pay and then stick you in prison for it type of shit.
And that is they want to do it in public and make an example out of you. If they don't.. well enjoy being tortured and hope you don't break. If you're in the hands of a black agency then they will go as far as to use drills and hammers on non-vital body parts. How many fingers are you willing to lose?
And after it all you may still end up with a bullet in the back of your head. Once you're kidnapped you have no control over anything any more and the more you piss the off the more aggressive they will get. If you just get kidnapped, give them the key then get back on the street you will live. If you get kidnapped, tortured for 6 months and end up as a blob of meat.. well you're not going to tell any one your story.
▶ No.946446>>946579
>>939873 (OP)
As soon as the hard drives are taken out of range of the basement lair and removed from range of the RFID readers, the timer countdown begins and within 45 minutes the C4 charges concealed in the fake drives detonates, taking out the cheeky LEOs who think they can call me 'fucko' and get away with it.
▶ No.946579>>946694
>>946446
Enjoy getting life for mantrapping.
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▶ No.946588>>947797
>>946406
I'd post the video of the lawer who explains not to talk to the police, but fuck it why bother since you already seem to know everything about how law works, and the cops are buddies you can have a friendly chit-chat with.
▶ No.946592
>use tor + non-normalfag OS to avoid corporate tracking
>get put on NSA top 1000000 naughty boys list
the state of technology right now
could be worse though
▶ No.946599>>946605 >>947797
>>946406
>Have a bad storm
>Wind slams the door too hard
>House explodes.
Great stories from US of A. I have more:
>Have a bad storm
>Your cardboard house flies to Land of Oz
or
>Go outside
>Get shot
You also somehow forget that most police workers, especially the SWAT unit are power tripping psychopaths who like to torture people, if they are to fuck with you, they will fuck you up, no matter how polite you are to them, by showing submission you only endanger yourself. The best practice is always to remain silent and contact your lawyer, if you have one, obviously, then to contact your family to hire one.
▶ No.946605>>946606
>>946599
How does staying silent protect you from motivated power-tripping sociopaths? If you got yourself into that situation I can't see any way out unless they have an authority to punish power abuse.
PS no murder will only make it worse
▶ No.946606
>>946605
You build a nuke and declare yourself independent from everything
▶ No.946610
>>946406
>Have a bad storm
>Wind slams the door too hard
>House explodes.
<Great plan dumbass.
No. It's actually a good plan. They just had to use the backdoor or the other non-main door of the house preferrably something concealed and camouflaged, about that wind slam though it could be something getting thrown off by the wind like a street sign.
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▶ No.946662>>946675 >>947773 >>947797
>>946406
If you ARE doing illegal shit you might as well go all the way since they will and they've ruined your fun.
If you AREN'T doing illegal shit and they decide to just be psychopathic assholes you might as well go all the way just the same since they've shown they don't respect the law they are supposed to be enforcers of (which basically says they can't be psychotic assholes, why do you think we have the amendments in the first place?) and are likely to do anything.
Meanwhile idiotic shit like "muh blue line" keep these same pieces of shit safe when the "good" cops should be at bare minimum ejecting them from the force if for no other reason than protecting THEIR hide.
▶ No.946675>>947243 >>947543
>>946662
Why did you post this video? It says nothing other than you hate it when you get caught by LE so you hate LEO. The guy in the video, regardless of his veteran status, was violating the law. The Officer had pulled him over to enforce the law. Nothing in the video supports your argument.
▶ No.946694
▶ No.946714>>946912
>not using dban each time after you've used the computer
>not installing gentoo again each time before you use the computer
▶ No.946884
>>939873 (OP)
>They'd look at my computer
>Open my vim config
>They'd be like holy shit bro look how his colorscheme and Xresources matches perfectly, charges down
▶ No.946912
>>946714
dban, I haven't seen that mentioned in years.
▶ No.947243>>947543
>>946675
Did you even read my post?
▶ No.947286
is an eepsite safe from deanonymisation by any group that isnt a national security/intelligence organisation?
assume decent opsec
(don't worry its nothing immoral or harmful)
▶ No.947543>>948228
>>947243
Yes. Which is why I said this
>>946675
>Nothing in the video supports your argument.
▶ No.947682
>>943325
jej
>>943965
Jesus Christ I forgot how awful this movie was
▶ No.947773>>947799 >>948228 >>960740
>>946662
goddamn, what the fuck did those cops do to deserve that.
▶ No.947786
Tell them I have Windows 10 LTSB installed.
▶ No.947797>>947815
>>946588
I've seen that video and I've seen anarchists get their shit wrecked following it. If you're like "officer, can I make a cup of tea please?" they're not going to scream in court how you tried to make a cup of tea. Same way they're not going to use being polite against you. I don't have to chit chat them, but don't blue ball them because they can and will fuck you if you piss them off.
>>946599
If SWAT is breaking down your door then you're fucked. There is zero ways to get out of that. If it's just normal police then that's a very different scenario. If you're a gun owner you should already be on reasonable terms with the police due to shit like SWATting. You make sure the police know you're a decent family man type and that you own a gun and have dogs. Then when shit goes down they don't burst in shoot your dog twice and demand you suck your own dick.
That's the problem with the "don't talk to the police" type of shit. It applies in large metropolis areas where everyones faceless and nameless. It doesn't work so well if you live in a rural area and the police need to know little things in order to properly police the area. Like the firearms things. SWAT will bust your door down if they think you're a drug dealer with guns ready to go. They're much much less likely to do so for thought crime if they know you.
>>946662
In b4 shit storm.
I don't think the police some always follow the law. If the police know a pedo just moved into the area after getting out of jail but hasn't touched any little kids since I'm fine with them dragging him out back and saying he never arrived in the area. If a drug dealer can't be caught but they can do him on bullshit charges over pot then put him in jail for 5 years with the maximum sentence then go for it.
The legal system is utterly fucked and doesn't function one way or another. There's shitty cops and there's good cops but the problem with "outing" the bad cops is they maybe the only people able to save your ass. If some smack head starts shooting at you and you're pinned down you don't want to be the guy who shafted another cop. Back up won't ever appear and you die. That's what you need to understand about the police. If you fuck people over inside the system they leave you to take care of yourself. It's better for a cop to look the other way at corruption to avoid his cries for help being answered with a chuckle and a stop at a donut shop.
▶ No.947799>>947815
>>947773
The guy was speeding. 100 mph. They pulled him over. He was nuts. It just goes to show how dangerous traffic stops are for police officers.
▶ No.947815>>947816 >>947822
>>947797
>shit cop is shit (making your job harder)
>let him be shit on the off chance he won't be shit to you
Reality is harsh and requires compromise, but your line is being drawn with cum inside your own ass with a whiny soundtrack of begging for more playing in the b/g. Bad cops seek out to fuck good cops regardless.
>>947799
You sound like a LEO. Have you ever met one who doesn't get existentially pissed or depressed at some of the laws they have to enforce? Laying that over muh dangerous job is an interesting juxtaposition, don't you think?
▶ No.947816>>947818
>>947815
>Ignore everything that is said because I want to use hollywood movies instead of reality.
I swear /tech/ is where /leftypol/ retards hang out between their 2 posts a day that don't feature tranny's sucking dick.
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>>947816
No rebuttal, stale attacks. Go talk to a LEO and report back.
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>>947815
>don't you think?
nope
▶ No.948228>>948233
>>947543
I see you can't read then, begone.
>>947773
Cop singular, though the cop had shown signs of becoming a problem (hover over the file name, pasted that snippet of info in from a /k/ thread that talked about when government goes bad) that needed to be removed.
▶ No.948233>>949448
>>948228
No one here cares about your homocidal fantasies and irrelevant reasoning.
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>>942345
And you're it, shekel posting kike of the jidf.
▶ No.949448>>949581
>>948233
>homocidal fantasies
>irrelevant reasoning
Don't you have some donuts you need to eat?
▶ No.949581>>950513
>>949448
shitposting is shitposting
▶ No.949820>>949821 >>954203
>>941196
It's degenerate to destroy someone's life because their cock gets hard at some images on the internet. Actual abuse however is justified.
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>>949820
*punishment for actual abuse
▶ No.949877>>949902
>>939885
Name of the song?
▶ No.950513>>954190
>>949581
>Y-you're a shitposter.
Eat those donuts piggy.
▶ No.953353
>>939873 (OP)
>what happened to /fucko/ threads?
what do you think happened to people making these posts?
▶ No.954154
>police break down my door
>close chrome private browsing tab
kek have fun with your free computers
▶ No.954190>>955002
>>950513
suck that cock faggot
▶ No.954202>>954218 >>954533 >>958515
>>940635
>find out you have a child while stationed in iraq
>come home to your beatiful husbando and six doberman pinschers
>the baby is black
wat do you do?
▶ No.954203
>>949820
unsure where irony starts or ends or which part is intended
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▶ No.954524
LEO here, i love raiding nerds. They always think they're sooo smart until we come busting down their door then they always piss themselves.
▶ No.954533>>955381
>>954202
>replace doberman with a lot of pit bulls
>beat the shit out of them all the time
>go on a "guy time" vacation with "friends" and leave them off choker chains while away for 3 weeks
>baby is gone
>twink is gone
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>>954190
I see you're back from your donut binge, but you need to keep eating fatty you might lose that girlish figure.
▶ No.955381
>>954533
>replace dobermans with shitbulls
Not so fast fucko.
▶ No.957957
Inside of my computer's infected with ricin and LSD, have fun at the lab boys.
▶ No.958501
>>939873 (OP)
They tie up my STEMcel twink ass and gangrape me. No homo.
▶ No.958515
>>954202
Exchange it, it's defective.
▶ No.960583
I'm a dirty hoarder. I don't think those vests are biologically secure enough to enter my realm. Even then, my DVD/USB/SD/HDD/floppydildo/SSD collection will take weeks to transfer alone. Needle in a haystack, fellas it''s just my interracial porn archive hidden in there anyway, so no jail time 4me
▶ No.960592>>960695
>>939873 (OP)
>What happens when your door gets kicked in? Do they bring some metal detector or some other shit and turn the house upside down in search of storage media?
They enter when you aren't home so you can't attempt to destroy evidence.
If impossible, they knock while you are at you're computer. If you don't answer, they break and enter to seize the data still in memory.
If they are raiding, they already know you are fucked. Out of all the drug dealers, haXx0rs, terrorists and child molester, they chose you. They aren't just going to plan for 2 minutes and play hide and seek.
If they don't immediately find what they know is there, they will look for hours. If you can find it, they likely will. Hiding a laptop in a dishwasher will not save you.
Now get the fuck out of here.
▶ No.960695
>>960592
>and enter to seize the data still in memory
Good luck, my memory is encrypted.
▶ No.960740
>>947773
Wasn't the full video. In the full one the cop puts his hand on his gun to threaten the guy. Then the guy gets mad and the cop continues to aggravate the situation. During the shootout the cop said that he gives up, and the vet was walking away. Then the cop tried shooting him in the back, missed, and the vet blew out his brains.
There was lots of reports previously on the cop in the vid who misused his power. The whole situation could have been avoided if the cop just let the guy go after he started dancing around saying "shoot me shoot me". I mean, the license plate is right there in the video. Just note it down and visit the guy later.
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>>939995
mfw reading this post
▶ No.961108>>961323
I'm curious, what kind of shit actually makes the law enforcement kick down your door? I'd imagine fapping to chinese cartoons shouldn't be a cause but then again I could be terribly wrong or maybe that most of /tech/ are high profile criminals wanted by INTERPOL.
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>>943965
"im gonna need star trek tapes and
>hotpockets"
▶ No.961320
>>939873 (OP)
>Any links where I could learn about shit related?
>can't into /tech/ to read the relevant [insert agency name here] manuals in the public domain
What to do if swatted? Use the EMP you have inside your Tempest shield, unless you are a pedo in which case you should kys.
▶ No.961323
>>961108
>what kind of shit actually makes the law enforcement kick down your door?
Pissing off someone higher up the gang-food-chain.
Like the pedo rings that would be busted within days after the people in them decided not to donate to the Clinton Foundation.
▶ No.968493>>968502
>>939995
>replace existing government with one of the people, by the people, for the people
That's what got us in this situation, fucknozzle
▶ No.968502
>>968493
He means kill the jews. Right now we have a government by the jews for the jews.
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▶ No.973416
>>941607
>it almost seemed like it was the first time any of them had been on a raid
I remember a few news stories about police going full overboard on low profile missions explicitly as a training excercise.
>"mushi-mushi, police? There's a hobo on my kitchen, drinking my milk."
>helicopters, armored vans, snipers, raid team in full body armor show up
>throw flashbangs and tear gas into windows
>destroy doors, walls with siege equipment
>break all furniture
>shoot car
>"Don't worry, citizen, we will pay you for damages. In two months."
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>>949902
Thank you very much kind anon! This will autoplay together with my destruction scripts in case of fucko squad.
▶ No.979989
i store my stuff in the cloud so when they seize the computer the harddrive isbasically empty. fuckn foolproof