>>932377 (OP)
>can't register neocities over Tor or other non-residential IP addresses, just wastes your time pretending to work while you spend an hour registering
ohhh but i'm so glad they care about NN!
ironically the consumerist bullshit they're making fun of is exactly what they do.
literally everyone who pretends to care about NN recently spent $300-$1000 on a new buggy LCD instead of getting an old one for $1 or a CRT for $0, because some bullshit review site gave a vague confirmation that they made a good buying decision ("this monitor is good. 4/5 stars. the 16ms pixel response was super fast and we noticed no ghosting") and the monitor has a black shiny "sexy" (which the review site again confirmed) bevel. before the 120Hz "revolutionary breakthrough" became a thing, buying a new monitor was literally pointless unless you're one of those guys who got ripped of in 2003 for paying $1600USD for a piece of shit with dead pixels and 100ms pixel response+input lag. same can be said for any kind of computer hardware these faggots buy really. if these cocksucking homos didn't do this shit, ISPs wouldn't be able to profit from bad deals in the first place.
All these homos use Windows 10. It's free! It's secure! It's new! It's AI! You wouldn't want to be left in the dust with some non-premium old OS like Windows 7 or XP!
if (windows_marketing_version<10) { messagebox("operation failed"); return 1; }
See, look goy, software already has evolved so much that it needs an advanced operating system like Windows 10 to run!.
>giant blue popup blocks you from doing anything
>you are out of date! XD you better catch up before you're left behind XD
>you need to install the XBOX App to play this game XDD
>We've detected that JavaScript is disabled in your browser. Would you like to proceed to legacy Twitter?
>Yes
>403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.
>implying legacy Twitter with JS off wasn't just an infinite redirect loop
>>932382
shut the fuck up nigger. living in South East Asia and never have hearing of NN before therefore not caring obviously doesn't make you a /pol/nigger