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Jennifer Daniel, UX-Art Manager of the Expression design team at Google, tweeted about the change earlier this week. “There's big talk about inclusion and diversity at Google so if you need any evidence of Google is making this priority may I direct your attention to the emoji--- we've removed the egg in Android P beta 2, making this a more inclusive vegan salad,” she wrote.
>We're slowly giving some our emojis more love. Our goat is no longer so angry. The turtle really needed a hug. And we gave the Grinning Face With One Large and One Small Eye some anti-anxiety meds.
https://archive.fo/y2Nhn
https://www.techspot.com/news/74993-google-removes-eggs-salad-emoji-make-more-inclusive.html
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▶ No.927431>>933684 >>933717 >>934495
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>nothing else
What a shitty salad.
▶ No.927445
>anytime big internet puts out a press release we need a thread for it
▶ No.927446
this there is some quality UX if i don say so myself
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▶ No.927456
I remember being praised for my good GUI designs back in the early 2000s. People in the projects I worked for used to say things like
>You should bottle up that common sense and sell it anon!
When the iShit first came out I was well on my way to a degree and had been pairing off with a classmate the last year or so. We'd collaborate on projects and write small applications for various hardware. He came to my house one day with ideas for multiple applications for this new thing call the iPhone. I'll never forget what he told me that day
>Anon, you're so good at GUIs and this is going to be the next big thing. You should really think about working on GUIs for it full time.
<Meh, looks stupid but I guess rich kids will all have to have one.
He was a total Macfag, the good kind, the kind of Macfag that hated OS X and thought System 7 was the best thing they'd ever released. He had old Mac computers laying all around his apartment. Had multiple monitors long before anyone else I knew. Would go on for hours about how the mouse was inferior to the trackball. I'm pretty sure he shitposted on /g/ when I wasn't around but I could never confirm.
Anyway, I didn't take his advice and I'm happy I didn't. We ended up parting ways around 2009 and I never saw him again. I think he moved back to his home state. I ended up going crazy watching all the projects I loved slowly die in the name of making them normalfag/smart phone friendly. I'm still pretty good at making GUIs that work but I'd never be able to pass a UX design course. I don't know what they're teaching people that claim to be experts at UX but it certainly isn't good GUI design.
<emojis were a mistake
▶ No.927465>>927466 >>927469 >>927545 >>927752 >>928485 >>933790
eggs have no place in a salad to begin with
▶ No.927466>>927752 >>928025
>>927465
and before some faggot mentions egg salad, egg salad doesn't even qualify as food and is one of the most horrific abominations of the entire culinary world.
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▶ No.927490
>>927428 (OP)
>And we gave the Grinning Face With One Large and One Small Eye some anti-anxiety meds.
O_o
▶ No.927537>>927703
Do you think Google could remove emoji itself?
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>>927428 (OP)
>shit emoji
somehow it blends well with the surroundings if you ask me
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>>927428 (OP)
They forgot to add SOY to the salad.
▶ No.927545>>927752 >>933790
>>927465
this anon knows.
meat, however, has its place in some salads. (and they can also be combined in pita or Lavash)
▶ No.927551>>928530
>more inclusive
>vegan
the left plays with words until they can't remember the real meanings of them anymore.
also,
>women in tech
this is the result of pushing for that. nobody got a gf, but Jennifer 'shit tornado' has this amazing lifetime achievement.
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Women in technology are truly a godsend, what an amazing contribution
▶ No.927686>>927687
>>927428 (OP)
>angry looking goat replaced with friendly goat because it might intimidate people
What the fuck.
▶ No.927687>>927775
>>927686
next they will remove angry words (word filter)
because they might intimidate people
how cool is that?
▶ No.927689>>927690
What was "wrong" with the turtle?
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>>927689
It looks too smug for normies.
▶ No.927692>>927695
>unironically migrating cuckchan /g/ threads in here
Go fuck yourself, OP.
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>>927692
How do you know?
If you aren't preemptively banned there, you're doing something wrong.
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>>927695
I would report you for being a cuckchanner but this shitty board has no mods anyway.
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>>927697
Factually incorrect, twice in a row
▶ No.927700>>927730
The reasoning is stupid but egg has no place in salad. Just makes the salad worse.
▶ No.927703>>927781 >>933934
>>927537
This, nothing could be more inclusive than removing emoji all together, then nobody will feel like they're excluded by any of these asinine icons.
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>>927428 (OP)
If Google is blowing resources on editing GIFs instead of developing more technology to spy on us, it's a win.
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>>927700
>eating delicious potato salad
>suddenly get a big bite of egg rubber
>vomit everywhere
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🤬
gnu/linux has enough font problems already without adding in extra features aka bloat aka less boxes everywhere
▶ No.927749
Eggs are nice, but I also like chicken in my salad.
▶ No.927752>>927774 >>933790
>>927545
>>927465
>>927466
To be fair, the boiled eggs you get in restaurants or in those disgusting premade salad bowls are usually overboiled. If you get an egg where the yolk is yellow and you're not making a dough whose recipe calls for yellow yolk, your boiled egg is way overcooked. A good boiled egg is a pretty, motley mosaic of dark oranges to dark yellows, where the texture is less homogeneous and chalky and the flavor is more complex. But, even then, I don't think eggs are really warranted in salads.
▶ No.927774>>933084 >>934071
>>927752
Interesting, very much so. This thread has made me want to boil some eggs. Perhaps I will.
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>>927687
I suggest they start with a systemwide filter of "nigger" to "double redditor".
▶ No.927781>>927786
>>927703
The only ones that should be there are the yellow smiley faces, if any.
▶ No.927786>>927787
>>927781
They're called "Asian-American" you racist shitlord
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▶ No.928025>>928423
>>927466
Did your mom not know how to make it right, or did you not have a mom?
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Doesn't seem very inclusive for meatarians
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>>928025
The only correct way to make egg salad is to not make egg salad.
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>>927429
Glad to see almost all replies she got were mocking this bullshit.
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>>927465
I LISTENED AND I BELIEVED®
▶ No.928519
Well lads I did it, boiled a dozen eggs. Now, how do I force myself to enjoy them?
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>>927551
They should put more jews in the oven.
That way they show how inclusive they are since they have more jews in the kitchen.
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>>927428 (OP)
lol at second image, on the left you have someones initial reaction to how fucked things are and on the right you have them later on
from left to right top to bottom is the progress at first you are smug about it, then drawn back by it, then you become apathetic, then onto sudden realization, then onto shock and paranoia, and then onto the final stage of going completely mad and losing connection with the world as you once knew it
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Google Promotes D12 To Diversity Manager
By Brian Fagioli
Due to the strong inroads Google's VP of Diverisity and 52-Pickup Danielle Brown has made,
the company has made their first stride into the future. Effective Monday, Danielle will step
down and give authority, or not, to a twelve-sided die.
"We've looked at the statistics and this seems the right move to make." Danielle emphatically
stated to several really old people arranged into an arc. According to insiders the D12
will make up to 0.083 moves per quarter towards the correct composition of Google's
staff. "It's not embarrassing to be replaced by an inanimate object," Brown stated, "In fact,
I believe it illustrates how important random factors are in our projects." When asked just
why randomness was so important, long time Googler said out of bounds exception employee[7].
Did you mean employee[0]?
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>>927774
Seven minute eggs
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>>927431
Tomatos trigger me like pickles do Chris-Chan, delete this
▶ No.933688>>933700
8chan filtering all emojis into swastikas when?
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>>927428 (OP)
They all look worse. They actively changed the art style to be simpler and less interesting.
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>>933688
Is there a way to represent emojis using regexp? Because, if so, then board owners could easily do that.
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>>933700
>Is there a way to represent emojis using regexp?
Like this?
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>>927431
>being this addicted to rich foods
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>>927545
>>927465
>>927752
>/tech/ shows it has no fucking clue about cooking
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>>933790
All stereotypes are true, the average /tech/ anon is probably a fat balding adult with pimples and overly long hair.
I know I am.
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>>933790
But those pictures literally prove my point about overboiled eggs. Furthermore, just because a photograph looks great doesn't mean it tastes great, and the photography on the first one isn't even that good.
▶ No.933868>>933899 >>933916
>>933867
Who goes onto the Internet just to lie?
▶ No.933899>>933901
>>933868
Who goes on the internet to talk about eggs with retards at an online mongolian data mining labor camp?
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>>933899
Duh. Anyone who has taste.
▶ No.933904
maybe someone ate all the eggs
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>>933868
Why would I be lying? Literally nothing I've said relies on factual assertions or appeals to authority beyond the implication that the earlier post was done by me. Everything I've said so far is purely logic. And by suggesting that I'm lying about whatever it is you think I'm lying about, you're making a strawman by detracting from my real reasoning about over-boiled eggs in salads.
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>>927703
I would remove everything altogether: Everything is offensive, everything is sexist, everything hurts my feelings, Remove google! The biggest trigger of our time.
▶ No.933980>>934038 >>934090
>>933867
>have various different "salad with eggs" recipes
>It proves that eggs aren't really warranted in salads.
Sure
I can start posting the recipes themselves if you want.
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>some company changes a font
bitch it's news
▶ No.934038>>934089
>>933980
Now you're trying to conflate the authority of a bunch of possibly bad recipes based on an assertion you vaguely implied but didn't explicitly convey in the previous post with a critique about the aesthetic experience of eggs in salad. What's next? Are you going to try and claim that eggs are objectively acceptable in salads because they're popularly used in recipes? Give it up. You have no argument.
▶ No.934039>>934088 >>935008
>>933867
>overboiled eggs
If you don't enjoy hard boiled eggs and salt you aren't a man anon.
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>>927774
Will you pick up a girl from the street and feed her the eggs?
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>more inclusive to vegans
you mean more exclusive to normal people
▶ No.934088>>934092
>>934039
I bet you eat your steak with A4 sauce, too. Furthermore, a properly boiled egg doesn't exclude you from salt. Are you retarded?
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>>934038
>traditional dishes
>possibly bad
Recipes don't stand the test of time for no reason.
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>>933980
My point wasn't that eggs weren't allowed in salads, just that, in most instance, the people making the salad are prone to overboiling, and thus eggs are best left off the salad unless you know better.
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>>934088
I eat whatever I want with my steak faggot, I'm a man. As far as your other point I don't understand wtf you're saying. If you mean you shouldn't put salt on a hard boiled egg I'd say you're mentally retarded.
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>>934091
>comparing a snack to a entreé
I knew you were retarded but this much? Wew lad.
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>>934094
Which one is the snack? Because a toast sandwich, historically, was most certainly never a snack, so I can only assume you're talking about salads. Salads as snacks--that's something I've never heard before.
▶ No.934113>>934123
>>934092
>a properly boiled egg doesn't exclude you from salt
If I were arguing against salt, this sentence wouldn't make sense. You have horrible reading comprehension. Just a word of advice, but if you're trying to argue about the aesthetics of an ingredient in a dish, I wouldn't admit to the fact that you eat your steak with a sweetening sauce meant to cater to the palettes of children who are conditioned to prefer candy over all else. Next you're going to tell me that scrambled eggs are better than, say, a french omelette because you can mix in that awful, sweetened tabletop ketchup. Your appeal to manlihood makes no sense, and the fact that you keep insisting on it makes me wonder if you have problems with your masculinity.
▶ No.934123>>934130 >>934132
>>934113
You being this invested in what other people eat leads me to believe you're a faggot that thinks himself a chief. My reading comprehension is fine it's your lack of English as a first language that is the problem.
>Implying I eat A_1_ on steak, and yes it's A1 not A4 you huge faggot
>Implying people can't put whatever the fuck they want in salad
>Implying you can over boil an egg
>Implying French food is worth eating
Over medium > Scrambled > Green pepper, black olive, bacon, and cheese omelette > hard boiled > whatever faggot shit you eat. I bet you're the asshole that requests a poached egg from a diner then complains when it doesn't come out correctly.
By the way I raise my own cattle so again, I eat whatever the fuck I want on my own cows. If I want to slobber them in sauce I will do it just for a change of pace because I eat steak so often.
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>>934123
I never purported that a was a chief. I am in the authority of no one but myself. And while we're in the business of honing in on typos verbatim, I don't possess a faggot, either, idiot--unless you're talking about the cute, fair-skinned Asian boy that lives in my basement in exchange for cuddles. And even if you don't mind overboiled eggs, you can't deny that there's a discernible difference between boiled eggs. And American omelettes are horrible and don't ever cook well. The extra ingredients absorb too much heat, making the egg itself horribly inferior. At that point, you're just eating the ingredients; the egg is a vessel. Even Alton Brown hates American Omelettes.
▶ No.934132>>934504
>>934123
Also, I don't need to be invested in your eating habits to care about the Universal articulation of salads in conjunction with boiled eggs. Don't be such a narc; the platonic ideal of salads would naturally only be transgressed by your own personal preferences, but that doesn't mean you should dismiss the pursuit of the Universal ideal of salads.
▶ No.934220
>/teck/ singularity: the thread
▶ No.934495
>>927431
Could have added some cucumbers on that bish
▶ No.934500
>>927428 (OP)
The angry goat is kind of funny
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▶ No.934504>>934517
>>934132
Your attempts to sound more intelligent by using beeg words has the opposite effect actually, tryhard.
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>>934504
I am literally just talking normally. The fact that you are somehow so intimidated by my beeg words that you can't even listen to what I have to say is more telling of your own intelligence.
▶ No.934536
>>934517
>intimidated
No, I get pissed off at the grammatical equivalent of spaghetti code.
▶ No.934591
>goat looks the same, but left seems more suited to tiny icons
>turtle looks better, left is artistically superior but right is better shrinked
>faces make no sense, and if this is O_o, right completely missed the meaning of the emoji
As for the salad, who cares? Who even uses the salad emoji? Who will notice the 2 white pixels and 1 yellow pixels when it's actually used? Waste of ad shekels if you ask me.
Is this her? https://99u.adobe.com/videos/54157/jennifer-daniel-stop-trying-to-design-everything
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>>934039
>not eating 10 raw eggs for bulking
I bet you don't even lift, what a faggot.
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>>935006
How do I zoom in on a mac?