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All these things can be said about windows

>expensive status symbol

Maybe if you live in a third world country.

They're fashionable and light. So for girls and nu-males.

>>879117 (OP)

>>difficult to fuck up

horse shit; but OTOH all desktop systems are easy to fuck up

>>easy to use

it depends---it's easier than Windoze to use it for programming only because Windoze sucks donkey balls, but it generally sucks compared to Ubuntu and other GNU/Linux

>>expensive status symbol

not anymore

I got one only because I can know better to not fuck it up too badly. and if I were as proficient back then as I am now, I could spend a little more time searching and get a tolerable laptop with good Ubuntu support. and now I must wait until it dies…

>>879140

also new models suck ass,

the latest reasonable laptop from them I saw (and got) is mbpr late 2013

newer ones with stupid touch bar and no ports are complete poz

>>879127

GNU/Linux-libre is for men.

Linux is for boys, since it's part of any Android smartphone.

Honestly, the best programmers use Macs. They're low effort and you dont have to spend an hour configuring serial ports to jack into a server rack

>>879174

Best programmers use pen and paper or occasionally blackboard and chalk. Macs are used by college kids sipping lattes in starbucks. There are even no fucking USB ports on new macbooks. Ethernet? Eww, that connector is ugly, it ruins our design, just connect using wifi, cables are so 2010. Function keys? Not gay enough, we've replaced them with touch bar. Now you can have cool graphical icons for iChat to pick emojis.

>>879182

kek

is that legit?

>>879141

They're good up until Mid-2015, I think that's the last pre-touchbar model.

>>879204

maybe but still IIRC there's also almost zero advance since 2013,

so why bother if you could find 2013s for less bucks…

emacs are for girls

>>879187

kys newfag

>>879141

>girls often use ports

>girls dislike fancy animated touch bars and such

>girls dislike muh thinn even at the expense of ruggedness

You don't know much about girls do you?

>>879174

>programmers are the IT monkeys who are spending time fucking around in server rooms

This isn't the 1970s at Bell Labs any more kid.

Apple does have excellent service and support if you buy Applecare though, I will give them that.

>>879262

I am here for more than 3 years, (you) are a newfag here.

>>879145

GNU/hurd is for wizards

>>879239

>mfw it's actually ibm/xerox who created these 30 years ago

>easy to use

>difficult to fuck up

computers for people who want something that "just werks"?

so productive people?

>>879347

GNU/hurd/durr when?

>>879432

>productive people

No such thing.

>>879117 (OP)

are dicks for girls?

>fit their holes

>gives them pleasure

>makes them pregnant

>difficult to fuck up

????

>>879478

shut up dyke roastie

>>879239

That's an ingenious solution, but I'd take a thicker laptop over that origami network port any day. You'd be fucking screwed over hard if that thing broke sorry rabbi.

But given it's Fujitsu-Siemens and not Lenovo, it's probably sturdier than it looks.

>>879267

>You don't know much about girls do you?

I know my wife, and all 3 are true for her.

Perhaps you hang out with wrong kinds of girls.

>>879117 (OP)

Mac users are Bugmen.

Culture has been replaced with the cult of the individual and former cultural objects are now re-arranged the way a hermit crab makes his shell, both as camouflage and a method of showing off for members of the opposite sex or social activity partners. The end goal of this socializing is to be important as a means to having material power, comfort, convenience, and prestige.

In this sense, the hipster and the bugman are both members of an archetype which Nietzsche described as the last man, or the man who cares about nothing, the opposite of thymos which Nietzsche and later Francis Fukuyama saw as the goal of people in the ancient world, which was a desire to be recognized as having risen above material

>>879512

>dyke

I'm pro real dicks cumming inside real girls with the prospect of pregnancy and love.

>>879531

I don't think I've ever seen a Fuijitsu laptop in person, are they high quality?

>>879693

Given what I know about the company, and the occasional Fujitsu laptop that pops up on ebay I'd say they seem to be decent quality business laptops like Thinkpads and Elitebooks. Especially when you look at the 90s/early 2000s models. I don't actually own one, but I'd definitely consider one.

>>879117 (OP)

It's for faggots, so yes.

>>879117 (OP)

I can not believe this thread! I will let you know that I am a woman and yes I use macbook air, but that doesn't mean I use it just because of my gender. My ex boyfriend bought it for me as a farwell gift after we split up from being sexually incompatible. Maybe I don't want icky laud and heavy Think Pad, okay sweetie? Not everybody is a basement dwelling incel and I actually have a social life. I agree that Apple is not perfect, especially after Steve Jobs died. He was such an inspiration to me, a true genius that revolutionized technology.

>>879276

>here for more than 3 years

thanks for confirming you are a new fag

>>879239

I can't get this obsession that Apple had with thin laptops. The obsession made sense back in the 90s when laptops were about an inch thick, but today it doesn't make any sense. Who cares if a laptop is 10mm or 11mm thick?

>>879823

>he thinks there are girls on the internet

You are going to have to bait harder mate.

Linuks Torvalds uses Macbook Pro.

>>879239

Mouser part #13371488

Cat5 BASE-T Ethernet socket

Insertion cycles: 10

MAC OS IS BEST OS

Mac is for girls

Windows is for boys

Linux is for boys

Gnu/Linux is for men

And Gnu/Hurd is for wizards

>>880088

>Mac is for girls and MASTER RACE GOD MEN

>Windows is for boys and secretaries.

>Linux is for boys and MAN CHILDREN

>Gnu/Linux is for AUTISTS

>Gnu/Hurd is wizards

>BSD is for cucks and MY COMPANY

>Solaris derivatives are for DRUIDS

>>879531

>>879987

kek, heartly chuckled

>>879693

Does not come close to HP or Lenovo. I have to use one for work and the keyboard is absolute horse shit. The cooling system is quite undersized so the fan is running nearly the whole time. Its just your average notebook. Neither very "business" nor overly cheap. Using some old ThinkPad at home

>>880104

Your virgin is showing.

>>880168

t. virgin

>>880211

this is a troll post. do not reply.

>>880502

>screenshot

>jpeg

go fuck yourself tbh

>>879837

Apple's out of ideas, it's trash.

>>879837

Before Jobs died he demanded a product, they'd make it, he'd use it, and if it was good then they'd sell it.

Now with Cook shit is designed by committees of soy drinking numales and diversity hires.

>>879537

>my wife

Get a load of this larper, why lie on the Internet anon?

>>879239

I remember some old Cardbus modems used a design like that, except it just went straight out and you plugged in the cable vertically.

>>880991

>could have bought a reliably good car

>got a ton of useless overpriced shit that works worse than shit 1/4 its price

>>881023

Everyone can have a wife. A wife is not always hard to get, or a good woman, or even with any value.

As far as we know, his wife might as well be obese, stink, be dumb and ugly.

Why not? These aren't hard to get, Anon.

Lower your standards to fit your own market value

>>879117 (OP)

no, mac is for niggers

>>879131

found the millenial

>>881023

I'm not lying, and btw why would I?

>>881117

none of that, maybe not the smartest though

>These aren't hard to get, Anon

true if you're not a fucking hopeless omega and not too old

>>879444

Worst wasted trip go back to reddit

>>879117 (OP)

>macs for girls

Chix with *nix.

>>879127

And FreeBSD's for child raping satanists.

>>879985

ok, I use bsd tomorrow

girls aren't real

some boys just have their nuts stolen, that's all

the testicle is the source of the ball in a ball mouse

>>880211

There's no way that retard-nigger is going to make it through school without sucking a lot of cock.

>>886327

If you make it through college without sucking at least one, you wasted your time.

>>879143

Same shit. I read some article years back that faggots do indeed use Mac more as their daily driver.

>>879127

Then what's for women?

>>886388

Just make youtube videos about your interesting life for shekels. People will tune in to watch you play games, install linux and discuss your personal opinion on a variety of topics!

>>886390

All I'm saying is that I saw more men using macs and girls using thinkpads than other way around.

It's a small sample size, but it directly contradicts OP's statement.

>>879117 (OP)

I'm a grill (female) and I've got a MacBook and also an ancient iPad (& I'm using it right now!) so this makes your statement true and this should end the discussion.

Thank you so much for contributing to our beautiful board with these insightful topics.

>>879837

Women and numales with zero shoulder strength for carrying a laptop bag.

>>886386

Mageia Linux? Linux Mint?