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 No.873745>>873755 >>873779 >>873805 >>874133 >>874289 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>A job application filled out by Steve Jobs more than four decades ago that reflects the Apple (AAPL.O) founder’s aspirations to work in technology and design will go up for auction next month.

>With an estimated value of about $50,000, the one-page application from 1973, complete with spelling and punctuation errors, lists his name as “Steven jobs” and address as “reed college,” the Oregon college he attended briefly, Boston auction house RR Auction said on Thursday.

>Under a section titled “Special Abilities,” Jobs wrote “tech or design engineer. digital.---from Bay near Hewitt-Packard,” a reference to pioneering California technology company Hewlett-Packard.

>The document but does not state what position Jobs was applying for. Jobs and friend Steve Wozniak founded Apple about three years later. Jobs died of cancer in 2011 at the age of 56.

>Though Jobs responded on the form that he had a driver’s license, he said his access to transportation was “possible, but not probable.” Next to “Phone:” he wrote “none.”

>The document will be part of a pop culture sale by RR Auction that will take place between March 8 and 15.

>Two other Jobs items will appear in the same auction - a Mac OS X technical manual signed by Jobs in 2001, valued at $25,000, and a signed 2008 newspaper clipping, valued at $15,000, with a photo of Jobs and a headline that reads “New, faster iPhone will sell for $199.”

https://archive.fo/rQRjF

How exactly were they supposed to contact him?

 No.873747>>873748 >>873902

Didn't Jobs literally steal the source code to Brick Break from Wozniak and use it to get a job at Atari?


 No.873748

>>873747

>Brick Break

Fuck I meant Breakout. Brick Break is a Pokemon attack


 No.873755>>873787

>>873745 (OP)

Weird that someone would pay so much for a piece of paper written by a gay thief who faked his own death.


 No.873779

>>873745 (OP)

>How exactly were they supposed to contact him?

Presumably he'd have called them from a pay phone or a friend's phone to check on the status of his application.


 No.873787>>873835 >>874074

>>873755

>faked his own death

Please do go on.


 No.873797>>873840 >>874098

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>tfw resumes will never be this simple ever again


 No.873801>>873836

>Computer yes

>Calculator yes

>(design, tech)

What did he mean by this?


 No.873805

>>873745 (OP)

>why don't you have a job yet? see look at steve jobs' job application it's so easy!


 No.873835

>>873787

He's in Argentina with Hitler and Tupac


 No.873836>>874134

>>873801

design and technology of calculators, specifically UI


 No.873840>>874098

>>873797

Who's to blame? Lawyers? Even a job application form for mcmakeyafat's is longer than one I received from a local supermarket.


 No.873902

>>873747

Not source code, hardware.

Atari had a in-house competition to simplify their circuit for the game, with (1974) $50 for every less IC used and something like an additional $3000 bonus for the winner. Jobs told Woz about it, and the redesign had something like 6 fewer chips-- Jobs gave the $300 to Woz, and kept the $3000 for himself. (again, in 1974 money-- that was like 6 months' worth of wages). Woz had some ?bills that were more than $300 to pay that made things hard for a while.

Woz didn't find out until the mid-1980s about the $3000. He didn't speak to Jobs for years because the cunt knew he was in strife back then, but kept the money that Woz earned for himself.


 No.873910

>Selling old dirty paper

Same level as selling ashes from the holohoax

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 No.874074

>>873787

Not saying it's true but with tens of billions he could literally buy a private island far off the shore and live there without anyone but a few trusted people knowing who actually lives there. Alternatively, do plastic surgery and live about anywhere.


 No.874098>>874103 >>874117 >>874352

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>>873797

>>873840

Boomers did this. Increasing regulations in the Job market did this. Labor Unions demanding higher standards did this. Fuck them. Fuck them all. Now I'd give anything to just be able to walk into a factory and get hired on the spot to work general labor.


 No.874103>>874111 >>874266

>>874098

So you need a degree (two or more appreciated), a "proven track record" in general factory labor, no neet periods longer than 6 months at a time and no more than 3 of them in total, and need to expect at least 29 recrutment process stages to get hired in a factory to do general labor these days?


 No.874111>>874125 >>874266

>>874103

Employers basically expect a bloated resume in the day and age even for entry level shit so if you have no work experience you're fucked


 No.874117

>>874098

Then go to China where there are no evil regulations and let the capitalists race work conditions to the bottom so you end up working 100h/week for pennies. You have to compete, the monopolists do not.


 No.874123>>874142

Don't you love how every thread on 8chan getst spammed by cancers...


 No.874125>>874128

>>874111

>Requirements for your application to be considered:

>A PhD in Computer Science

>Substantial academic accreditation (preferably published more than simply the doctorate)

>At least 15 years experience with the Node.js framework

>experience with writing x86 assembly code solutions on the ARM architecture

>Evidence of development engagement on open source projects written specifically in Ada and MacLisp

>experience designing UX for deaf-blind people

>Typical salary: $21,000-$27,000 (higher brackets dependent on additional experience)


 No.874128>>874130

>>874125

And then they bring in Pajeet on a (rigged) lottery visa because they mysteriously can't find anyone who fits these criteria and they can pay him $15k instead to shit out unreadable Java.


 No.874130>>874140 >>874257

>>874128

Isn't having them work in India even vheaper?


 No.874133>>874223

>>873745 (OP)

>How exactly were they supposed to contact him?

Were you born after letters became extinct?


 No.874134

>>873836

>UI

>meme UI on calculators from 1973

>meme UI on computers from 1973


 No.874140

>>874130

As Pajeet's location approaches India, the effective value of his code approaches zero.


 No.874141>>874201

>be Jobs

>still need moar job

dat greed tho


 No.874142

>>874123

Too bad you neglected to directly reference any perceived cancerposters so that we may cater more adequately to your sophisticated tastes in the future.


 No.874158

> This is literally what baby boomers think of when they think of job applications.

I mean, don't get me wrong. People who blame their problems on baby boomers are fucking retarded, but no fucking wonder they think millennials are lazy when it comes to getting jobs.


 No.874201

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 No.874223

>>874133

Didn't you look like a bum without a residential phone line in the 1970s?


 No.874257

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>>874130

The best pajeets don't stay in India. The retards you've met are their best.


 No.874266>>874334

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>see this thread

>mfw /tech/ hasn't mastered the art of not even needing a resume

git gud, fucking scrubs

>>874103

>>874111

Protip, companies overstate the fuck out of job requirements as a filter so they don't have to deal with the hassle of interviewing lazy and unconfident fucks like you.


 No.874289>>874339

>>873745 (OP)

literally who?


 No.874334>>874344

>>874266

>everyone who doesn't meet some vastly overblown job requirements is a "lazy an unconfident fuck"

kill.your->literal(self)


 No.874339

>>874289

Your mom


 No.874344>>874377

>>874334

You misunderstood what I said.

[stated requirements] > [what will actually get you an interview]

I applied for quite a few positions around the time I graduated, even though I was under-qualified for most of them based on the stated requirements I still got interviews with many of them. Employers are just as interested in the type of person you are as they are what qualifications you have, and them overstating/lying what they are actually looking for is a way of filtering out the kinds of people they aren't as interested in.

There doesn't even have to be a job opening advertised, just finding companies you would like to work for and sending them your CV can get you interviews, its all about confidence and willingness to actively seek opportunities. Its easy once you realise it only takes 15-30 minutes of your time to find an email address and write a semi-personalised email and that the worst they can say is 'no'.


 No.874352>>874386

>>874098

>Boomers

Lead by kikes.

>Increasing regulations in the job market

Instigated by kikes. See: Civil Rights Act of 1964

>Labor Unions

All but a few are controlled by kikes. See: AFL-CIO leadership and their relation to George Soros, also pay attention to who they fund and their political campaigns

The tipping point was the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which doubled the pool of potential employees and tax payers while maintaining wages and cost of living.

This legislation was lauded by fools because they believed it would set them free from the shackles of family.

In an effort to reduce the expense of filtering applicants, businesses demanded applicants submit resumes instead of answering questionnaires.

As time progressed, businesses saw great opportunity in outsourcing menial work to foreign management, as well as importing "skilled workers" using various HB visas.

In order to get around visa regulations, businesses post job listings with ridiculous requirements 3 years experience with a framework that was released 6 months ago.

Very few people respond to these listings, and the business's HR department further filters applicants so the business can say they need "skilled workers" which they can obtain with visas.

Once they get those pajeet coders they maintain their contract until it becomes inconvenient, then fire them and let INS deal with the poo.

Your job as a jobless anon is to start applying to the most incredible positions using falsified resumes based on chan experience.

>10 years experience as customer support in a customer loyalty department

customer loyalty is code for keeping customers that someone in the company has royally pissed off, AKA: arguing on chans

>8 years social media liason

shitposting

If you lack confidence, use bane dialog and posturing.


 No.874377>>874852

>>874344

>overstating/lying in a resume is definitely not ok

>overstating/lying in a job advertisement is somehow ok


 No.874386>>874428

>>874352

>use bane dialog

Like what, tell them if they don't hire you you'll crash them with no survivors?


 No.874428

>>874386

Are you the big guy?

You're a big guy

If you don't hire me your company would be walking away from a valuable asset.

if they don't hire you you'll crash them with no survivors?

Very few businesses cared who I was till I decided to learn _.

I refused ___ offer in favor of the opportunity to work with you.

Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours.

In the realm of social media:

Ahhh, you think your current internet analysts know what their doing.

They merely studied it. I've live with it for long enough that it's currents have been internalized.

The internet betrays you because it belongs to people like me.


 No.874852

>>874377

At what point did I imply that?




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