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Uh-oh, user-san! It seems you're not in the sudoers file! I-I'll have to report this incident
I-is that okay?
▶ No.866056
remember to respect the privacy of users
▶ No.866057>>870026
Shut up! I just want to burn a fucking CD.
▶ No.866059>>866062 >>866074 >>869180 >>870031
>user-san
Not only is this barely /tech/ related. You are actually murdering both English and Japanese with your retardation.
Reported. I hope you commit sepukku.
▶ No.866060
Don't forget, with great powers come great r-responsibilities...
▶ No.866062>>872594
>>866059
>expecting an 8chan board to contain what it's intended for
▶ No.866074>>866736 >>866987
>>866059
its called sudoku
▶ No.866076>>866115 >>867088 >>870132
If UNIX was a 2D girl, she'd be a 50 year old chain smoker.
▶ No.866109>>866115
>>866053 (OP)
Yes. How would I go about changing sudo's codebase to have it say this instead of the default text?
▶ No.866115>>866123 >>866646
>>866076
Still hot though?
>>866109
You can specify to /etc/sudoers the file to which take the text through the instruction lecture_file = /path/. Use man for the details or search for "sudo lecture file".
▶ No.866118
It'd be cute to get error messages in this fashion. Sometimes I think about trying LFS to create the ultimate weeb distro.
▶ No.866125
>>866123
You still need an ASCII loli to complete the puzzle.
▶ No.866130
>>866053 (OP)
I run everything as root because I'm not a pussy. Sudo soyboys are just parroting the consensus so they can fit in like the good little feminized goy that they are.
▶ No.866131>>866228
> needing to ask for root permissions
> not always having unlimited ring -3 acceses on your own hardware
> it's for your own safety, good goy
Modern computers are cuck machines.
▶ No.866228>>866399 >>870029
>>866131
> Ring -3
Fuck off niggercattle
▶ No.866399
>>866228
The joke went above your head
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▶ No.866565
>>866562
Obligatory:
It's time to go back
▶ No.866566>>866574 >>866579 >>870038
where does it report it to. Some log file or something?
▶ No.866568
>>866562
>xkcd
back to reddit
▶ No.866574
>>866566
It sends an E-Mail to Richard Stallman
▶ No.866579
>>866566
no it le reports you to le santa! xD it's a xkcd refrance
▶ No.866646>>866882
>>866115
Smoking is never hot, regardless of what media like movies or anime would gave you believe. It smells bad, the smoke can stain things and it will be a shitty habit yo break, if you can even do it depending on how far down the rabbit hole you are.
▶ No.866648>>866882
Why install `sudo`? `su -c` is much, much less likely to be exploitable
▶ No.866736
>>866074
Under rated joke.
▶ No.866882
>>866646
>It smells bad
Au contraire, tobacco smells sugary.
>>866648
How would `sudo` be considered exploitable?
▶ No.866987
>>866074
no
it's called bukkake
▶ No.867088>>867513 >>870495 >>872094
>>866076
>If Operating Systems Were Women
>UNIX
>She's objective, very logical, and highly intelligent. She's not terribly attractive but she looks okay with lots of makeup. She's very tidy and a keeps a clean house. She only speaks ancient Greek and only listens to you if you use perfect grammar and punctuation. She's very emotionally stable and refuses to argue. People seek her advice on the really important things because they know they can depend on her.
>Mac OS
>She's even tempered and only blows up if you do something really stupid or if there's something seriously wrong with her system. She's beautiful and improves with age. She's very stylish and sets trends. She never lies. She is easy to talk to and you can generally get her to do what you want without much of a fuss. She's a good communicator and likes to talk to friends. She's flexible and likes change. She's always nice to people when they come to visit. People love her when they get to know her and she has devoted friends everywhere. She smiles at you when you turn her on.
>Windows
>She has a nasty temper and often blows up at you for no reason. You have to fight with her to get her to do anything and she insists that you do things the hard way. She's extremely jealous and has been known to slip poison into the drinks of other women who come to visit. She even fights with her friends and it can take hours to get them to listen to each other. Even then, they only recognize each other when they feel like it. She has many psychological problems which carried over from her DOS childhood, although she claims to be over it. Her house is immaculate until you look in the closets and storage spaces where she hides all the crap she doesn't want people to see. Her house is full of nifty appliances and home electronics but you're lucky if you can get anything to work. Nothing in her house is where you would expect it to be; the kitchen is on the roof and the bathroom is through a trap door under a rug. She throws a tantrum if you rearrange the furniture. If she gets really mad she makes you go outside, ring the doorbell and wait for her to calm down and let you back in. She deteriorates with age and gets even more ornery the older she gets.
▶ No.867513>>869938
>>867088
You forgot the part where Mac OS's father fattens her up and fucks her ass while you're at work, but otherwise pretty accurate
▶ No.867929
>using sudo
>having your kernel compiled with multiple userid support at all
fuck you cuckchan soyboy
▶ No.869180
>>866059
>You are actually murdering both English and Japanese with your retardation.
Gooks murdering themselves they don't even know their own language.
▶ No.869218
[user@localhost ~]$ su root
password:
[root@localhost ~]# ln /dev/null /var/spool/mail/root
[root@localhost ~]# exit
[user@localhost ~]$ echo "who ya gonna report to now sudo chan?"
▶ No.869237>>870027 >>870030
>>866562
>he types exit
Just use C-D
▶ No.869249
>the current state of /tech/ the thread
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▶ No.870026
>>866057
Yea... some men just want to watch CDs burn, no need to be root for that.
▶ No.870027
>>869237
>you erase characters in a line by holding ^D
>whoops, let go of the key too late, logged out
▶ No.870029>>870195
>>866228
>he thinks ring -3 is a meme
▶ No.870030
>>869237
He prolly also types "clear".
▶ No.870031>>872094
>>866059
If "Miyamoto-san" is ok then why isn't "user-san"?
▶ No.870036
>>866053 (OP)
LET ME INSTALL EMACS OR YOU DIE
▶ No.870037>>870042 >>870094
>>866562
Normally I hate XKCD but that one was actually pretty funny I must admit.
▶ No.870038
>>866566
I believe it sends mail about it to root if UNIX mail is configured.
If you don't have it set up then I think it just serves as a scary message to keep the skids out.
▶ No.870042>>870065 >>870094 >>872178
>>870037
>I hate XKCD
Why? Because it's over-referenced and overrated? Because pretentious hipster pricks love it? Because of the "I'm with her" thing? Or a combination of these?
▶ No.870065
>>870042
Personally, it was completely ruined for me when people lifted the jokes / referenced them in real life.
▶ No.870094
>>870042
>>870037
You can have a good comic every once and a while even if your body of work is holistically shit. I mean, it's basically just entropy. I think XKCD is so highly-revered moreso because of its kitsch value; e.g. it's a simple tool that exhibits an air of "fun" that you inject into boring, technical presentations to telegraph to people a sense of humor even if it isn't really evocative.
▶ No.870132
>>866076
When a man speaks the truth...
But what would this make GNU/Linux then? Her younger clone that traded the nicotine compulsion for eating bits of her rotten feet, who has several implanted organs that are redundant and conflict with one another? When she tries to walk, one of the multiple legs give a step forward, but three others, which are each one in a different size start walking backwards, while another one that is barely recognizable as a leg but tries to functions as such keeps kicking all the others frenetically while the user justifies the insane kicking with 'well, at least this one follows the KISS principle more closely, I won't uninstall it'?
Speaking out of love though, I married the bitch and hope to spend rest of my life at her side.
▶ No.870195
>>870029
IME is only Minix on the latest version, before Skylake, the IME OS ran Vxworks.
▶ No.870312
>>866562
>whoops, let go of the key too late, logged out
Maybe get into the habit of just using M-d to delete words as that won't end your session. Depending on your use case C-k might be useful as it clears all the characters after point.
▶ No.870495
>>867088
>she smiles at you when you turn her on
kek
▶ No.872094>>872194
>>867088
>Fag OS
>she
pick one and pls start using the white man's OS.
>>870031
it's ok to say (profession_here)~san in japanese so user-san isn't that bad imo
▶ No.872178
>>870042
Because of the awful humor.
▶ No.872180>>872186
if you ever type sudo on your linux machine you should just kill yourself
▶ No.872186>>872195
>>872180
what if i told you that its actually much safer to disable root login, login as an unprivileged user, and 'sudo su' to gain root access? i mean, if i already know what username to attack, thats half my work done, assuming im trying to get into your machine...
▶ No.872194>>872310
>>872094
The regular white man's OS will always be CP/M but if you are of pure Aryan lineage than Plan9 is your destiny.
▶ No.872195>>872202
>>872186
literally just put something in bashrc to log the user's password when he runs sudo. yes it's that easy. and usernames aren't a secret, what are you on about?
▶ No.872202>>872211 >>872231
>>872195
>literally just put something in bashrc
You need root to edit someone else's bashrc.
▶ No.872211
>>872202
>implying your average distro doesn't have %wheel ALL=(ALL) ALL in the sudoers and automatically adds every user to wheel
theres is zero reason for sudo at this point. The people who were going to use it correctly will just use doas anyways since its much less shit.
▶ No.872231>>872242
>>872202
>hurr durr i run everything as non-root user and use sudo because it's secure
>hurr durr if someone hacks me it's fine because they can't get root
>hurr durr i sudo from this non-root account which got owned, oh my, how did they get root?
literally every faggot who uses sudo ^
▶ No.872242>>872586
>>872231
What's your solution then? Whenever you need root Ctrl + Alt + Fx to a vtty? Use ssh?
▶ No.872310
>>872194
>pure Aryan lineage
>cannot differ between than and then
▶ No.872312
>>866053 (OP)
% sudo
zsh: command not found: sudo
▶ No.872586>>872759
>>872242
Well su would be an option
▶ No.872594
>>866053 (OP)
>>>/g/
>>866062
>expecting you to recognize you're not on 4chan anymore.
kys.
▶ No.872759>>872829
>>872586
Until someone puts a fake su in your bashrc.
▶ No.872829>>872840
>>872759
>his shellrc is writable by others
Am I falling for the bait or are you actually this retarded.
▶ No.872840
>>872829
If you aren't the person I replied to, please read the reply chain. If not, you can't fucking use my argument against me. You either need to concede that both are vulnerable, or agree that as long as you haven't been compromised they are safe.
▶ No.878097
>>866123
That's wrong though, you just edited the lecture that comes in front of the sudo - usually the first time the user runs it.
Here you go, this is what it's supposed to look like.