>>850566 (OP)
Upload your info to remote computer over Internet. Or just leave it at home with remote ports exposed. Cloud my ass, it's really isn't that complicated.
Write a live cd/dvd/read only medium to perform a clean install of OS after detention.
Go through customs with clean devices holding only normie info like windows 7 or stock android with bunch of contacts and apps installed.
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Fuck off, Lee. you think you got hired at Silicone Wall-e and now you can shill their products on online forums like you did it back in China? Just fuck off and earn your 15 cents somewhere else.