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>people don't know what a rocket launch looks like
>people think it's a nuke
>their only response is "go to twitter"
I wish it had been a nuke.
▶ No.842743>>842753 >>843252
>people think it's a nuke
c'mon mayne,
women ain't people
▶ No.842753
>>842743
American women are degenerates
▶ No.842759
To be fair the military should issue a statement before launching near a city to clarify it has no payload other than chemtrails.
▶ No.842760>>842786
Does Vandenburg just not do night launches?
I can think of a few reasons why they would only do day launches, mostly do to them only doing military launches.
I just feel that even retarded Floridians would have recognized what this was.
▶ No.842764>>842821 >>843253 >>849200
If millions of people see it then of course some of them are going to go to Twitter. What do you expect? For fuck's sake, even if 1% has that reaction that's still a ton of people.
What's the reasonable response in this case, and why is it reasonable to expect literally everyone to follow it?
▶ No.842786
>>842760
I'm not even sure if Vandenburg launches rockets. This one in the video was SpaceX renting space from the USAF.
▶ No.842821
>>842764
Hahahaha twitterfag btfo
▶ No.842825
>>842735 (OP)
> their only response is "go to twitter"
Well in all honestly, that is a pretty logical reaction.
Modern day twitter is basically a giant news system, so if you see something in the sky, you can be sure there are people tweeting about it with theories and maybe even explanations. Hell even government agencies are now using twitter to push alerts and notifications.
▶ No.842853>>842858
Good to know that, even in an apocalyptic scenario, the first thing on every retard's mind will still be (((social media))). The Internet was a fucking mistake.
▶ No.842858>>842865
>>842853
>even in an apocalyptic scenario the first thing on people's minds will be to tap into the global communication network that lets them get in touch with their loved ones and with people who know what's going on
oh no
▶ No.842865>>842869 >>850218
>>842858
Ok @Jack, whatever you say.
▶ No.842869
>>842865
>what is electricity
>what is it going out or being in a reduced form for an apocalyptic scenario
▶ No.842874
>>842735 (OP)
>>842735 (OP)
>>people don't know what a rocket launch looks like
that's not a normal rocket launch
normal rockets have plumes of exhaust that look like cumulonimbus clouds,
the exhaust on that rocket is whispy like cirrus clouds
▶ No.842875>>843180
>>842752
That's obviously a British Anglo.
▶ No.843156>>843158 >>843180
Part of why it looks so unusual for a rocket launch is all of the particles the atmosphere has been seeded with from chemtrailing.
▶ No.843158
>>843156
>repeatedly posting about chemtrails
Here's your (you)
▶ No.843180
>>842875
Too white.
>>843156
muh cumtrails
▶ No.843244
Just picked this up not too long ago, first time seeing what a rocket launch looks like at night, pretty neat
▶ No.843251>>843369
Why WOULD they know what a rocket launch looks like? Do you think people see them every day, or even every decade?
▶ No.843252
>>842743
The dude is at least as stupid. But don't worry. He's "Going To Twitter".
I too wish it had been a nuke.
▶ No.843253
>>842764
>What's the reasonable response in this case
Not to be a complete ignorant dumbass. Failing that, to kill yourself.
▶ No.843362
You know Twitter is a constant source of up-to-date information, right OP? While that fucked platform may be a shitshow otherwise, it's not like they're off base going there to try and find more real-time info. But it also doesn't help that they sound like fucking idiots with this Valley Girl-type gawking.
▶ No.843366>>843411
LA fag here
They launch rockets from Vandenberg Air Force Base all the time. But we never see them. Probably because the air is usually so full of smog
The big reason, everyone saw this launch for tens of miles away was because
1.) Recent Santa Ana winds cleared the smog and clouds from the air (the same dry desert winds causing the recent wild fires)
2.) It was about 50 degrees F for much of the coastal cities that night and was probably cooler inland towards the valleys, at higher altitudes above the launch site was likely a freezing cold airmass and when the rocket flew through it ice crystals formed.
Atmospheric ice crystals tend to be more vivid and stand out moreso than other cloud types, especially in such a clear sky and in a state where the average person has probably never even seen snow in their entire lives.
▶ No.843369
>>843251
SpaceX launches rockets from VAFB like once or twice a month. It was just very unusual atmospheric conditions that particular night
▶ No.843411>>843435 >>843461 >>843482
>>843366
That pic is incomplete. It's missing those long ones that appear sometimes after planes. I forgot their name.
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▶ No.843482>>843489 >>844442
>>843411
It's only showing natural cloud types, as far as I can tell.
▶ No.843487>>843495 >>843916
Here is a proper rocket launch so you guys can recognize them from now on
▶ No.843489
>>843435
>>843482
That's what it was. Thank you.
▶ No.843495
>>843487
now i will recognize a real rocket launch immediately when i see one! finally something to thank muslims for!
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▶ No.843926>>844542 >>844548 >>846811 >>849202 >>849498
>>842735 (OP)
>January 2018 - Falcon Heavy Demo Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster is planned to be sent to a heliocentric Mars transfer orbit
▶ No.844442
>>843482
And only the basic ones. If you really want to you can get enormously autistic about clouds, down to shit like the distinction between altocumulus stratiformis translucidus radiatus and altocumulus stratiformis perlucidus radiatus
▶ No.844456
HAARP is used to switch the polarity of ice crystals in the atmosphere, forming a giant lens. This is used both for surveillance and to bath targets in toxic GMO radiowaves.
▶ No.844538
>>842735 (OP)
OMERRRGERRRD ITS A NUKE
DRUMPF IS STARTING WW3
▶ No.844542
>>843926
what a waste of ressource.
▶ No.844548>>849196 >>849482
>>843926
Please tell me that edgy scifi looking shit in front of the car is some sort of aerodynamics testing wind tunnel and not just decoration.
I thought they were sending the car to mars, I'm disappointed.
▶ No.846811>>846934
>>843926
this is just plain stupid.
worst case scenario?
>fuckton of debris
▶ No.846934
>>846811
best case scenario is that some ayylum will find it and drift on mars blasting eurobeat, so i think its worth
▶ No.849196
>>844548
it's the upper cone of the final Mars transfer rocket stage. the background shells are the aerodynamic nose cone used within the earth's atmosphere. they separate and fall away shortly after launch.
▶ No.849200
>>842764
The faggots here are too socially incompetent to have a twitter account
▶ No.849202
>>843926
Well they'd spend just as much if not more in advertisements so good on them
▶ No.849482>>850290
>>844548
That's the rocket you fucking retard.
▶ No.849498
>>843926
I call this an impressive advertisement :^)
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▶ No.850268
>>842735 (OP)
They even sound like they are mentally retarded.
▶ No.850290
>>849482
I laughed at this harder than I should have.